White Sox @ Tigers
Rodon vs Zimmerman
It's finally time for the first meetup of these two division rivals
Melky out on emergency family leave
Sox lineup is even more horrible than you can imagine as a result
Well, let's start this series
Avi replaces Melky in left
Shuck in CF so Jackson doesn't make his turf toe worse
Rollins is the DH
One bright side, Avila catching Rodon instead of Navarro. We'll see if that can make a good difference.
Off days are excruciating
Also best wishes to Melky, hoping it's not too serious for him but they did predict he'd be out the entire weekend.
Kahnle was called up to replace him.
Would be nice if you included the Detroit logo in the OP image desu
>>68077321
>Kahnle was called up to replace him.
I kinda never want to see him again.
>I don’t know what’s worse: to not know what you are and be happy, or to become what you’ve always wanted to be, and feel alone
>What if everything in the world were a misunderstanding, what if laughter were really tears
>>68077353
>>68077383
Damn brad..
>no comedy central megathread
>>68077324
Limited image stock. Noted though.
So enough of the info dump, onto the thoughts now
Why the fuck DH Rollins and call up the 2nd blame of >7-1 when this was the perfect time to try Jason Coats? All it takes is Melky being out and the lineup is in chaos. Goes to show how badly we need offensive depth.
>I began to understand that suffering and disappointments and melancholy are there not to vex us or cheapen us or deprive us of our dignity but to mature and transfigure us
>>68077400
It would be messy as fuck
Eaton really needs to get going again, he's been crap lately. It feels like this team goes as he does. Though the past two wins at the mets were huge
>>68077400
No one wants royals fans in here
>The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new landscapes, but in having new eyes.
>>68077408
I can understand why they would want to bring Kahnle back. If they want him to be good ever, he needs to have a good outing sooner rather than later. The absolute shit show he threw in that game is probably playing back in his head every day.
>마음이 장님이면 눈은 아무 소용 없는 존재
While other teams have been keeping the tigs down cause of their pitching, it's their offense which really scares me. This is up there with Bos, Tor, and Tex offense that we've faces. All those home runs too.
Hoping our pitchers are up to the task.
>>68077552
>This is up there with Bos
impossible
>>68077537
>They say when you are missing someone that they are probably feeling the same, but I don't think it's possible for you to miss me as much as I'm missing you right now
>>68077552
They have a 103 team wRC, they aren't even on the same planet as Boston.
>swinging at that
>no melkman
We are so fucked
Zimmerman vs this lineup is probably
>silent offense.jpg
Rodon pls, you got Avila now. Keep it close.
>>68077324
Sux fags don't even show up for their games, and you expect them to put an effort into OPs for Game threads?
>>68077755
Pls no bully
>You were put on this earth to achieve your greatest self, to live out your purpose, and to do it courageously.
Pls Kinsler
>>68077830
T-thanks Brad
>Writing is an abstract art of drawing pictures of the conscious and subconscious mind with words.
>One is never afraid of the unknown; one is afraid of the known coming to an end
Dat slider
Please be back Rodon
>Completely avoiding miggy here
Might be for the best but vmart is worrying too
>>68077911
This might just be selective memory, but I think VMart has been more devastating than Miggy against us.
Does the brad-spam happen every tigers thread?
>>68077950
It's Bradposting my friend
Based V-Mart
>>68077950
>not knowing about the bossmus
>>68077911
Shit thought so...
Come on Rodon
>If you want to find the secrets of the universe, think in terms of energy, frequency and vibration
>Not just beautiful, though--the stars are like the trees in the forest, alive and breathing. And they're watching me
He gone
Phew...
>RISP
Hey, Rodon gets out of it. Wheee.
>pitch count
Looks like the bullpen's gonna get tested again today, 27 pitch first inning
>27 pitches
Fucking. Rodon you have to remember the bullpen now. They might not be out of their shitslide just yet
>A Jew should and must make a false oath when the Goyim asks if our books contain anything against them
>>68078052
One is slightly less deadly to us than the other.
Ugh.
>>68078111
they pitched like 15 scoreless against the mest
>>68078107
>>68078111
It's okay, they called up Kahnle!
>>68078146
B A S E D
A
S
E
D
>>68078131
>against the mest
Which is why I said they might not be out of it just yet, here's hoping though
Hooray No no hitter
>残り物には福がある
>inb4 double play
>RISP
it begins
Pls Zimmermann
Fuck off Rollins
Whoa another hit
>Jimmy Rollins DH
ROOOOOOBBBBIIIIIIINNNN
>avishit1
>>68078281
YOU'LL NEVER GET RID OF ME
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>avishit2
Oh cool runs
>>68078304
>rbi
the city of (You)
No givebacks pls
Avila seriously fucking sucks
About to happen
based Leaf
>>68078427
Good enough for me desu
>>68078406
No shit dude. You got years to watch him suck on our team.
Come on fuck
wb mccannon
Shit come on rodon
>not even trying to rob that
avi please
based fucking brad
It's all over
Thank You Based Kinsler
Based Kinsler
>Bradposting is back
Fucking hell Rodon get it together on 2 outs...
Is Kinsler one of the more underrated players in MLB?
We need to get to the bullpen to have any chance this game
Fucking hell Eaton get it together
>>68078656
Absolutely
What an awful response inning.
>>68078656
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EV1_ajVpVAI
I'd say yes.
>>68078761
lol the fuck was that
"""""""""""""Effort""""""""""""""
>>68078656
Considering he's not even top 5 in the 2B all-star votes, probably.
>>68078800
Viciedo being a retard
He's in Japan now
>>68078808
based as fuck
>>68078800
the 2013 white sox showing one of the reasons why most of the sox fans became debbie downers
I take it back, I want another off day. Baseball is a cruel mistress.
sigh... fucking vmart, it's their second Raburn
Come the fuck on Rodon
>its a rodon gets shelled game
Oh boy
>Dominance. Control. These things the unjust seek most of all. And so it is the duty of the just to defy dominance and to challenge control.
>>68078947
Love Van Man
Good to see Upton getting more contact desu
>>68078898
But it's not even Navarro catching him now. What the fuck rodanks?
>you'll never be this manly
JDIMSA
>>68079101
kek
>>68079103
why the ever living FUCK is this guy not on this team on 6/3/2016?
Sox offense please
How can you resist this?
Hall of fame ab right there
>>68079227
I was about to post that exact phrase senpai, are you me
Based fucking Bradley Ausmus
>It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not
>Every immigrant who comes here should be required within five years to learn English or leave the country
>Only 12 posters
>>68079475
We have scared away the white sox fans
>>68079515
Nah, the White Sox scared away the White Sox fans.
>The best way to show that a stick is crooked is not to argue about it or to spend time denouncing it, but to lay a straight stick alongside it
>[Fantasy] is a constructive aspect of the child's experimental exploration of reality, or his progressive relating of himself to reality, of his trial-and-error attempts to solve his reality problems
>>68079539
Cubs bro here, Sox fags never existed in the first place, look at their attendance, even when they were the 2nd best team in the League and their tickets are $5 a pop, they could only get, at best 20k to show up a game.
eaton please come back
>that tigers camera angle
>>68079678
Have you ever made a post on /sp/ that wasn't dickwaving your attendance numbers as if it's somehow relevant to an image board?
>>68079714
It probably helps him cope with the inevitable choke
>he does not rate Based Brad Bossmus
>>68079714
Of course not. He's got nothing better to do on a Friday night.
>>68079703
>Posting an image of the bleachers before the game starts.
Good cherry picking, but even with the odd time today, 39k showed up.
>>68079714
I also make posts laughing at your futility and self pity korean kartoon kaptions.
>>68079773
Do you have more based brads or msu images
>>68079804
>before the game starts
That pic is from 2014 bandwagoner
>>68079863
>Omits that it was 'Before a game that started in 2014'
Cubs still had better attendance than the Who that year too.
>>68079898
>before a game
kek
>>68079859
>shithio """"""""""""people"""""""""""""""
Man we're only gonna get 1 inning of Tigers bullpen at this rate. It's hopeless.
>>68079963
K rod is based
>>68079952
>All the seats magically fill up instantly when the gates open.
As hopeless as the Soxs. So when is Rinsdorf going to finally move the team and where are they moving too? Will they become the new Montreal Expos?
>>68080031
>he thinks that was before the game
Ottoman stop making me laugh
Oh wow, Abroo did something, hope slightly restored
here we go
>>68079859
The girl holding the sign looks familiar... like a porn star maybe?
Thanks Jose.
Zim zam pls no
>3 back through the middle hits stopped for outs
That's some bad luck
>>68080156
>iggy is bad luck
>jimmy rollins up
Hall of fame ab incoming
>>68080202
I wish the sox had a shortstop who didn't have a shit stache or wasn't a fossil :(
>Rollins is up
I'd rather see Albers pinch hitting than Rollins hit a dinky pop up
Brad normally doesn't make a change until a minimum of 8 runs in a row... I'm shocked
Pls Wilson
nice, hall of famer up
>wilson
>Needing a DH to get runs
Baby league confirmed.
>>68080264
>doubting based brad
I think I'm finally getting used to the new color backstop. Every time I'd tune in I'd think it was an away game at first glance.
BASED
A
S
E
D
>hall of fame right there
IT WAS RIGHT THERE YOU GOD DAMN FOSSIL
>>68080385
B R A D
R
A
D
>avila
Kenny got two catchers and they're both just as bad as fleurs
>>68080243
>hating on the mustache
faggot
>>68080584
*worse
>>68080583
Anyone else do this to sniff their upper lip? Like it desu
can the madman do it again?
gotta be honest lads this heat in the south is pissing me off. Can't wait to move back north.
Shit was 95 today and humid. the fuck is this
You have GOT to be fucking kidding me
>shuck
>>68080752
anything above 60 is too hot
summer sucks everywhere
>the white sox let shuck step on the field today
fucking
>suck
o well avilel
>>68080896
Bro Michigan doesn't feel like this.
Lazy run by Aviles desu
>>68081053
worthless player desu
>The sox are going to make the second worst bullpen look great
pls no
>>68081174
tigoats
>>68081174
>second worst BP
We have 1 semi-reliable arm. How are we not the worst by a mile?
I just want a center fielder that can field damn it.
>inb4 someone tries to tell me jackson is a good fielder
and what about this jason bourgeois guy. he's been around the league, doesn't look like a good fielder, but he's been raking in AAA this year. Why did they bring up shuck instead of this guy in the first place
eaton we need you here, come back
>>68081282
The reds
who the fuck is Bobby Parnell
Not like this
>>68081320
Sorry la but Lowe and Saupold alone make it the worst
Lowe has only had 1 "good" outing all year
>one away from the todd father
come on salad pls
post yfw dp
Amazing. Simply Amazing
>saladino hitting second
makes sense to me
holy shit
>>68081619
Built to win baby
Say the magic words friends
I like these white sox announcers, they don't say much
>>68081748
cereal bro
Channel it tigerbros
>>68081621
Based Stafford
Basedrunning!!!!!!!!!! They did it
lawrie is so bad
that was the slowest fucking transfer
fucking kek shitcago
jesus dont strand em
>>68082260
Strand them you say?
Why am I not surprised.
The sox offense implodes without melky and robin continues his streak of not knowing what the fuck he's doing by leaving a rookie in for way too long
>>68082288
Don't even pretend we haven't been leaving risp all through May.
>>68081839
Tigersfag, idk why everyone hates on Rod Allen. He's funny and provides the occasional insight. Mario on the other hand... not bad, just so boring. Most vanilla play by play, and always asking questions. Like, you've been doing this how many years, and you're still clueless?
Any time he has a real opinion of his own, his co-announcer talks him onto his side.
Christ this guy sucks
>>68082544
Rod Allen is shit dude, but Gibson is even worse.
V MART
M
A
R
T
BASED TIGERS PLAYING GOOD BASEBALL
>>68082569
I like Gibson's voice, but not for broadcasting. Like, he could read me a bedtime story.
>>68082569
Half the time you can't even hear Gibby, and when you can he's dead wrong about something obvious.
>>68082569
you shut the fuck up about goatby
Shit tier Sox fans:
>aww man they suck again, guess I have to stop watching
>the collapse is here, just like always; told you so
God tier Sox fans:
>we're still over .500!
Have the Sox been exposed yet?
>>68082750
He's fucking ass in the booth. Good player and I am sure a good man as well.
Kahnle is gonna have the yips for the rest of his life after this and the last outing. Just DFA him already
>>68082760
Tigers Fans
>Haven't won a WS since 1984
>Still generally positive and having a good time
White Sox Fans
>Won a WS in 2005
>Complain like their team has been shit for decades
>>68082760
>>68082884
Keep this bullshit in the general.
>>68082760
Shit tier Cubs fans: muh luvable losers xD omg we gonna suck this year. My team is worse than yours!
Real Cubs fans: dead
>>68082928
I don't even go in the general
How is something relevant to Detroit and Chicago not allowed in this thread? Suck my balls
>>68083000
Yes you do.
>>68083033
Honestly don't because it is filled with Royals shitters. Can't stand those bandwagon fucks
Pls Miggy
>>68083067
You don't just coincidentally spout /mlb/ memes.
What's this? The White Sox just sucking in general? At least you faggots aren't going to choke the lead away in the bottom of the ninth like you did with the Royals two nights in a row.
Did Miggy injure himself? Watching the game off game day on my phone
>>68083129
? Idk about the other guy but every time we play you guys you just complain the whole time. Your team won a WS this century while mine has not.
>Upton
Time for a walk
>sox about to lose
>USA losing
>>68083201
>caring about soccer
>swinging at that
>Aviles
pls no
>>68083152
Looks like he was uncomfortable running to first, by the time he got to third he wanted off the field.
>RISP
>WHOS almost fucking up the popup
>>68083227
>being a sport elitist
>>68083152
His ankle is eternally fucked
>>68083152
Please watch my team
>>68082791
They all suck ass and gib doesn't give a fuck and says weird shit for fun and has some good insight sometimes
>>68083294
Soccer sucks
>>68082884
Well they've been shit for a pretty much a decade
and before 05, 8 decades
>who is the best baseball team in chicago
could it be the ottomans? :3
>>68083454
No one cares about the national league
>.@MiguelCabrera left tonight's game with lower back tightness and is day-to-day.
>>68083379
I respectfully disagree, my good man
>>68083469
I like the NL, they're easy to beat
>Arrieta sucks dick in a real league
>dominates the national league
kek
KEK
sigh this fucking horrible lineup and calling Kahnle up fucked us
But also Zimmerman is a great pitcher and our offense is so streaky more towards the shitty side
If we can't score anything off their bullpen, then ill be very ashamed at this offense.
>>68083505
>Cabrera didn't feel like playing anymore so he made up an injury
Will play again tomorrow and be fine, watch
>mfw Kris Bryant is better than literally every player on the whos in his second year
>>68083357
>President Keating! What an honor.
That really tickled me for some reason. His deadpan sarcasm delivery is GOAT
>>68083626
>Bryant against chris sale: 0-9, 9 strikeouts
>>68083626
>yfw he would suck cock in the American League
>>68083469
Except for the fact that 7 out of the 10 best teams are in the NL?
Or the fact your baby league has a position specifically to hit balls and doesn't let your pitcher hit.
>>68083658
No one wants to watch pitchers hit
>>68083651
My doubles confirm he's getting a dinger of Stales this upcoming series.
>>68083560
Yeah, I know it's baseball and you can't win 'em all, but being held scoreless by a Tigers bullpen is a red flag for sure.
>>68083701
Only if you're a faggot who doesn't care for the amount of strategy that's put into the game because of it as opposed to a roided monkey who doesn't have to do any fielding.
Why are faggots in this thread?
>>68083769
>muh double switch
oh wow such complexity.
well this was an expected L anyway, but these next two gotta be W's now.
>>68083781
butthurt ottomans and nl babbies needing to prove they aren't shit
>mfw i started a chicago civil war in a detroit gamethread
am i autistic?
>McCann going for 3
MADMAN
>>68083862
if you post Brads, then all is forgiven.
>>68083651
>Sales
>The guy who got shelled 2 games straight and only got one lose because of the other team's bullpen shit the bed harder than Sales did.
Who's still got an undefeated record? And the best ERA for their starters? Oh yeah, Arrieta and the Cubs
>>68083781
Because AL is shit tier for banter. Class is in session Tigger my boy, it's time you see how it's done.
Christ, cant we all just have a chill Friday?
>>68083781
Insecure Cub fans who think they are doing something constructive.
>>68083924
>in the babby league
>>68083924
>Class is in session Tigger my boy, it's time you see how it's done.
I'm not going to watch non-tigers game desu
Are cubs fans on average more autistic than white sox fans?
>>68083924
Arrieta got the shit kicked out of him by the AL East LMAO
>>68083968
>insecure
>ahead like 10 games of shitsburgh
cubs are very secure my friend :3
>>68084016
>cubs
>fans
Why are Cubs fans in a thread between two American League teams?
Based fucking Kinsler
God damn he is sexy
based ian
>>68084016
>ottomans tried to murder bartman
what do you think
>>68084033
Because all your pitchers are taught how to pitch like shit or cheat. Maybe that's the reason your ERAs are garbage. Or you should learn to not get your players get busted for roids all the time.
>>68084075
Because the leaders of the MLB can do what they want
>>68084075
The have an insecurity complex where they need to be the certain of attention at all times
>>68084016
>cubs fans
>autistic anime shitters
what do you think faggot?
Leafbro hold me
>>68084016
Considering we had a brawl where a white sox and cubs fan beat the shit out of another white sox 'fan'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ezq74iVMi8w
You tell me.
This is getting pretty delicious
Pitcher looks like a fucking nerd
Fuck yes the offense is alive
>Cubs fans visit the game thread
>Tigers blow the game wide open
You're welcome Tigers.
>walking Romine
eternal keks be had lmao
I might cum lads
Walkin in runs now
>>68084402
>>68084402
Damn man I remember hating this faggot
>White Sux bullpen
>Throws 4 straight balls with the bases loaded while down by 5
Pick 2
>>68084538
>to andrew fucking romine
lmao
Holy shit what else did robin expect when he puts Kahnle and purke out there
Sigh...
So much for momentum from the mets game...
>Upton making tons of contact
>offense is godly today
>JUSTin upton is still shit
How fucked is this faggot's ERA now?
Purke? More like Puke,
>trusting a Sox player with #64 on them
Not even once.
>Just realized Pelfrey is pitching tomorrow
>137 images
KEK
>>68084823
>not based le van man
FUCK
>pelfrey, sanchez and Lowe are still Detroit Tigers players
>>68081174
Why does this always fucking happen?
What is with this team and folding when playing division opponents? God fucking damn it.
>>68084955
What is the image limit? 200?
Fuck me you and bradposter contributed to most of them lel
>>68085010
I thought it was 150
>>68085040
Oh shit
>>68084984
t-they'll win the next two
SHUT
IT
DOWN
Post yfw double play
>>68085035
Seriously. It fucking sucks. Why is this team so inexplicably bad when it comes to division opponents?
Why?
well be fine
>>68084984
>Wanting people to see a winning team? That's crazy, if that happens I might get taxed. One time is enough
>>68084823
pelfrey v. sale
>>68085084
>braddy daddy doosmus
See you niggas tomorrow
>gg
The offense looked a bit like the Cubs rape machine that inning Tigers. Granted the AL pitchers are baby league garbage so you probably should have gotten at least 5 runs, especially with bases loaded and no outs.
I mean giving up a ground out double play? That's Heyward tier.
>avishit1
>avishit2 being PH for by Sands
I
HATE HATE HATE HATE
THIS OFFENSE
>>68085128
Play a team enough and you can read them like a book.
>>68085128
Newsflash, teams lose a lot in baseball
You have a guaranteed win tomorrow anyway
>>68085200
>You have a guaranteed win tomorrow anyway
Thank god for sale
>>68085156
>Implying Sales and the bullpen won't shit the bed again.
Fun game to watch the Sux fail spectacularly yet again.
>>68085195
Why aren't we reading the other teams then?
What the fuck is wrong with Robin?
>10-3
wew, most of the sox losses are close games
this doesn't feel as bad desu
eaton use this ab to get back on track please, we fucking need you
>>68085243
>shitting the bed against Pelfrey
Literally cannot be done
>>68085239
And thank god for Pelfrey
>375 posts in a meaningless regular season baseball game
based
>>68085287
damn it eaton
sale please
q please
Aaaand losah
Gg tigers
Guess our streak of losing close games was getting too ridiculous that we had to lose a laugher now
Sale pls
gg sox
>>68085243
How pathetic of a life do you have that you watch another team play and hope from them to lose on a friday night?
>>68085370
fuck weebs but gg and see you tomorrow
gg Detroit, though it was a blowout.
>>68085251
CPS does a bad job teaching people to read. I don't fucking know.
>>68085355
Blue Jays gamethread went to a second gamethread and then some. Shit's a shocker. White Sox threads for the most part are lucky to hit 50 posts.
>>68085307
It'll happen, Sale's been exposed and shown to not the the AL's answer to Arrieta. He couldn't even pitch 4 innings that last game he was in.
http://chicago.suntimes.com/sports/chris-sale-kod-by-indians-in-fourth-inning/
>>68085378
How pathetic is your life that you cheer for a team from Detroit?
>>68085420
sox threads are averaging 200+ this season
>>68085420
ggwp and gnite
>Rollins DH
>Called up Kahnle
Both did exactly as expected by shitting the bed hard
Somene tell me why Robin Ventura still has a job?
>>68085474
Why the fuck would you ever DH Rollins lel
>>68085466
Probably that's because of the hot start.
>>68085458
At least I'm not an ottoman, I can't imagine how embarrassing that would be
>tfw no baseball game to watch
>>68085527
And all the NEETs who cheer for the Sox.
>>68085572
At least the Ottomans have a legacy, what does Detroit have other than unemployment, crime and condemned buildings?
>>68085512
Exactly.t his game was a loss before it even began because of Robin being a fucking numbnuts dumbass.
If it were me I'd DH avi and call up Coats to left. Then I wouldn't fucking put KAHNLE in a 2 run game.
Fucking Robin.
>>68085474
It's not like the Sox are gonna call up Fulmer. Everyone's a fucking scrub, it's not like they are gonna make an impact on the Sox.
>>68085622
>a legacy
holy kek
Sale save us
>>68085622
>legacy of 108 years
pffft
>Desmond and Fowler are two of the best players in baseball now
>could have had them both
>we got fucking Rollins and Jackson instead
feels bad sox bros
>>68085595
plenty of baseball on right now senpai
>>68085714
>falling for the Ajax meme
Feel somewhat bad for you desu
>>68085742
Fuck you and your tigers sleeper agents
Avishit1
Avishit2
Ajax
>>68085742
>gave up based trayce and replaced him with mr. turf toe
It is bad
>>68085775
Garcia was always shit. Don't know how you feell for >le mini miggy who can only hit singles
Avila there is no excuses. Did is fucking trash and broken goods.
>>68085826
>did
the fuck? I typed dude
Maybe I am having a stroke
>>68085711
>>68085693
They have been and still are considered Chicago's sports team. When was the last time the Cubs threatened to move if they didn't get their demands met? Or when was the last time the Sox beat the Cubs in attendance?
>Eaton
>Fowler
>Desmond
>Frazier
>Abreu
>Melky
>Lucroy
>Lawrie
>Albers (DH)
only dreams now
>>68085934
>When was the last time the Cubs threatened to move if they didn't get their demands met?
3 years, How can an ottoman be this fucking stupid?
>http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/mlb/cubs/2013/05/01/chicago-cubs-move-wrigley-field-renovations-tom-ricketts-video-screen/2126331/
>>68086237
Watch him move the goalposts now.
>>68086237
>Compares a threat to move to Tampa Bay if the city didn't pick up the tab for a new stadium to building another stadium in the city and playing there over allowing a video screen that was being held up by jewtop owners.
Sux are getting desperate now.
Who the fucks cares
>>68086462
some cubs fan apparently
Can the cubs fan be useful and answer a question for me
When is your team calling up Willson Contreras? Need to know for fantasy
>>68086666
checked
are you guys watching copa america
>>68086761
yes
copa america, euros, olympics, baseball
goat summer of sports
>Trayce still mashing
>>68087857
He won't keep it up
