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Previous thread: >>68037323
News:
>199 weighin procedure explained
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/2/11827266/different-weigh-in-procedure-for-ufc-199-explained
>Diaz won't be fighting irish can
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/2/11843138/dana-white-ufc-is-looking-at-another-fight-for-conor-mcgregor-that
>Honda 2017
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/2/11841566/dana-white-ronda-rousey-gets-immediate-title-shot-upon-return-aiming
be careful
COCK GUY = PUSSY
It's destiny, boys.
>big swinging dick
First for repeating digits confirm Bisping decision win
>STUPID FACE
did he just call Bisping a clown?
Reminder that Luke is ducking Jacare
KEKHOLD TURNING FIGHTS DOWN
>I chose you because an alligator don't speak english ...an got shorter arms
LOL HOLY FUCK HE'S SHOOK
STORYLINE CONFIRMED
>>68049649
Anyone have the ISIS edit?
>Wake up, Luke. It's all over.
wasn't this jewish guy on fox before?
CONCIEVE
BELIEVE
ACHIEVE
DESTINY
I don't think a natty Luke can takedown Bisping.
He's going to be crushed by Bisping's crafty combinations.
>>68049720
IT'S DESTINY LEWK
>>68049716
They found out he was Canadian and shitcaned him.
>You dummy
Kek
TJ DILLASHAW WAS NEVER MY FRIEND
Does Faber have friends?
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FABER
>you're scared to fight you're teammate
>after betraying you you said bad things about him so you can't use loyalty as a reason
dom's argument is pretty dumb
>Dom can't stop talking about Faber's friends
>has zero friends as confirmed by Embedded
>Dana trying to salvage what's left of his golden irish goose
>mister analyst
oooooooooooooooooooooh
How does Faber think he can argue when Dom is literally the champ
BASED BISPING
Bisbong is going to win
HEART O' GOLD
>>68049783
desu he just wants to be friends with faber
>>68049783
>has zero friends as confirmed by Embedded
ONE OF US
>I don't even know what you're talking about
Back in 1978 I whooped you, Dom!
>>68049783
this
>>68049767
Does Cruz?
pls dana stop this
>I like to cuss
Kek wtf
hearing urijah swear is like seeing santa drunk
>>68049827
On Saturday night, watch two friendless bantamweights fight for the belt!
>>68049796
because dom is legit terrible at bants and gets btfo when he talks lmao. This dude said what about my fight at ufc 78 like dom its fucking ufc199 now
Cruz is seriously depleted from the weight cut. They are weighing in like 20 hours because it's in California.
didnt expect this conference to be this good
>>68049711
I want this to happen so bad.
Britcucks will NEVER EVER win a title
>>68049783
You're kidding, right? He literally went to a birthday party with tons of people in one of the episodes.
I wish UFC was more popular here, Bisping deserves more support
>>68049847
He meant 178
why do brits and aussies call him daner white?
>>68049847
He slipped, he meant UFC 178
How can anyone dislike Bisping?
>A Conor question in 3,2,1
>>68049884
Malvinas
>>68049863
Cuckhold has been the worst so far.
The years have not been kind to Criss Angel
>>68049885
Lol
>>68049880
>>68049868
you cant slip against the cali kid hes a fucking surfer bruh.
Americans for bisping here
im betting the house on bisbong lads
>Stay away from Boxing Conor
He ain't going there ffs
>>68049885
JEWS
FUCK THIS GUY
Why can't anyone ask Dana what the 5th fight at UFC 200 is
>Cruz timidly chiming in and being ignored
>>68049924
Heard a suppressed groan from Dana after that one
>Bruh..look at this doode
>>68049942
Hunt vs JDS II
Kek Dom
>UFC woman cracking up seeing Cris Angel in the camera
>>68049924
They are ammending the ali bill. If it goes through conor vs floyd is happening and conor will retire after.
>>68049942
it's CM Punk
>pick up the belt like a man
>you little weirdo
>Perved
This is so weird from Faber, touching the belt is a perfectly normal phrase
PICK UP THE BELT LIKE A MAN
>I'M THE PERFECT MAN
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FABER ON SUICIDE WATCH TREX ARMS
MANLETS BTFO OF OTHER MANLETS
THIS IS MADNESS
>MANLETS WITH MANLET BANTER
hahaha dom is so triggered. You and your close eyes! bahahaha what a dumbass
>t-rex arm
confirmed /heemer/
>Perfect height
what
>200x16
>being a manlet
Shiggy
>>68049927
>Flag
>>68049949
LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD
>>68049968
Even if it does pass, the bill doesn't apply retroactively to existing contracts.
>weirdo
>calirex
both go on /heem/
>he's a little dim, in the head
very astute, bisbong
>Mr Stilts vs Mr Close Eyes
Luke trying to copy Conor
Why did Dom just tap Luke on the shoulder there
I fucking hate this new "McGregor trash-talk" era. It's only entertaining when somebody does it who's good at it, e.g. McGregor. Dom is OK, Michael is just annoying and loud, and Urijah ad Rockhold are pretty cringe.
Btw, it's always baffling to me how Bisping always talks so much shit. He doesn't hold a win over anybody of importance. Granted he """beat""" Silva, but regardless of if the decision was correct or not, one thing is for sure: post-Weidman, post-injury, post-USADA, 40 y/o Anderson is not the same animal. Aside from that, who is his best victory?
>You and your close eyes
That look on Faber's face. Priceless.
luke "conor lite" rockhold
>>68049927
>>68050024
Please keep your desert rivalry crap out of the western hemisphere please. We are civilized here.
GIBS ME MUNNY
MUH KNEE
luke with the pre-fight excuses
Anti
Knee
Academy
ALREADY MAKING EXCUSES
HOLY SHIT HOW SHOOK CAN ONE MAN BE
TORN ACL
L U K E C O C K H O L D
Cuckhold is literally 80% triggered already
>>68050066
>who is his best victory?
Brian Stann
>>68050110
and his knee is 80% destroyed
>We'll see on Sunday ...Saturday? WTF day is it on?
NATTY GOAT
If Rockhold only boxes then I would probably give Bisping the advantage.
Why did Luke stared at Dana so intensely? You guys catched this?
>>68050105
would it make a difference if he said it after?
or should people like him be forever silent?
>>68050066
>I fucking hate this new "McGregor trash-talk"
how fucking new are you
dom/faber and bisping were always like this before mcgregor even existed you fukin casual
N A T T Y
G
O
A
T
>>68050080
>oman and israel
>rivalry
m8
>Now Luke reverses the story right at the end
Total bullshit mate, you ducked Souza
Is Luke the perfect antiboy?
Smug, attractive asshole who is very successful despite obviously being an idiot.
>>68050128
Over the phonecall to pass on Jacare.
>>68050129
Most fighters fight injured
>>68049927
>>68049949
proxies
DANA WHITE MY QUESTION IS...
IS THIS YOUR CARD?
>>68050151
Obviously. It also helps the case that he beat /heem/s official boy.
>>68050162
kekd
>>68050162
kek
Considering that I am an expert in Human Behaviour analysis, I can conclude that Luke Rockhold the Middleweight Champion of the UFC did indeed turn down the opportunity to fight Ronaldo Jacare Souza.
>>68050162
kek
MUH STAPH
MUH KNEE
MUH TRT OPPONENTS
>>68050162
hah
>>68050156
and? i mean as a fanbase do we care if they fight injure or explain it? or will athletes be forever damn for talking about injuries as making an excuse?
kek, Urijah said Dom is only an inch taller
Damn why aren't they mic'd up
>>68050148
>i picked you because you speak english
>h-he turned down the fight, i only had you
wew lad
Machida confirmed as Dolph Lundgren's boy.
>>68050174
>>68050176
>>68050184
>>68050191
thanks for the (You)s lads
>Luke grabbing his balls
rude
>>68050199
Shoes
>>68050204
Because UFC has a tendency to just shit things up
>>68050199
Dom looks like a businessman version of channing tatum in that pic
>>68050199
And Faber is getting off his heels.
>>68050148
He realized Bisping was right about it tainted his image to be turning down a fight in his first title defense.
>>68050034
yes it does. Thats exactly what the ali bill was and does you goof.
>>68050139
>jews and muslims
>no rivalry
m8
>>68050162
nice OC lad
>>68050225
There are no shoes at weigh ins.
>we never got to see prime BJ vs Urjah
>>68050199
dom wearing those lifts tho
Can Italyposter or Rory Fan help me get this python script working? Just got a Fight Pass account.
I save the script as a py, run it, and it says the argparse module is missing.
>>68050249
No, it doesn't. Did you even read the text of the proposed changes to the bill? No? Then shut the fuck up kiddo.
>>68050263
Ok? Faber is taller here than in the other pic.
>>68050289
It still more than 1.5"
>>68050269
Hell of a mental game. Klitschko tried doing the same to Fury at the weigh ins. Must be hell for an alpha manlet like Faber.
Lines are tightening up on Bisping. Get on it while the value is still great.
Urijah is 37 years old
This is his 4th title fight in the UFC
What incentive does he have to continue fighting if he takes an L Saturday?
>Conor going back to abuse manlets to buy time until his ineviteable heemliation by Nate
Well played,Dana..
How much could a silverback gorilla lift?
I told you Rockhold ducked Souza
Why are americans so short?
>>68050355
He owns an MMA gym. Pretty easy to train and keep running his company at the same time. He also probably wants to fight Dillashaw before he retires.
>>68050341
>wearing sneakers with a suit
>grabbing his crotch like a nigger
i now want bisping to win
CRUZ AND FABER HAD BACKSTAGE ALTERCATION AFTER THE PRESSER
HOPEFULLY VIDEO COMES OUT
>>68050366
Rockhold already dominated Souza.
>>68050363
a 3 year old toddler MINIMUM
>>68050348
What are some heem approved betting sites?
pls no bully
>>68050139
You guys really do have realtively good relations considering the whole jew muslim shit. What are the other rare muslim countries that are bro tier for israel?
>>68050393
>looking at a man's feet
>>68050393
>only now wanting bisping to win
sheesh
Poor Cris, always being goofed on.
>>68050406
sauce
>>68050415
In order imho
5dimes (best site)
Betdsi (use promo code Badguy when you sign up and get 2 free tshirts from Chael +they'll match a $50 deposit)
Bovada
>>68050474
Who
>>68050474
This makes me sad.
https://amp.twimg.com/v/71bbb73c-6f6b-4063-81f1-750929a3c5a5
Stare down with audio
>>68050446
Pic
>>68050474
This is for charity, right?
>>68050499
jej
>>68050493
Intense could just mean a verbal spat desu, odd though
>>68050493
wolf tickets
>>68050499
>>68050514
This makes me not sad.
>>68050263
Cot dam Faber is aesthetic as fuck. I would love to look like this but at 6'
>>68050539
Altercation doesn't mean fight
>>68050355
>Faber is 37
>remember when he was a young kid breaking onto the scene in WEC
WEC was the height of MMA for me. UFC basically got carried off of the guys form WEC for awhile.
>Faber
>Chad Mendes
>Jose Aldo
>Dom Cruz
>Joseph Benevidez
>Ben Henderson
>Nate Diaz
>Cowboy Cerrone
>Carlos Condit
>Chael Sonnen
I know im forgetting some, but really its crazy how the WEC carried the UFC for an entire generation and how weak the UFC was compared to a less popular league.
I miss those days man...WEC was the best.
Dana said people want to see McGregor-RDA. Imagine getting your whole shit broke and still getting a title shot.
>>68050563
Probably a cheeky shove
>>68050566
WEC was mostly really good guys beating up cans. Same with Strikeforce. The UFC is a golden standard m8.
>>68050567
What are you even talking about?
Face offs with audio
Cruz vs Faber: https://www.instagram.com/p/BGKrQ4Hwnhq/
Rockhold vs Bisping: https://www.instagram.com/p/BGKrjzdwnif/
sup /heem/, name my band.
Damn Rockhold lost his cool, acted like a nigger. Is there a chance he'll get emotional on Bisbing and get knocked out brazilian style?
>>68050465
Thanks, greatest ally
>>68050604
Blue Man Group
>>68050604
Rent Boyz
>>68050604
the natty goats
>>68050592
admittedly thin in the higher weight classes, but way deeper than the UFC in lower weight classes.
In fact 90% of your lower weight class "stars" are/were WEC guys. And thats even forgetting a few decent fighters who just couldnt quite hack it into stardom.
>>68050604
Banter Blokes
>>68050604
>Chavception
>>68050597
Faber fans are fucking annoying
Now name my band
>>68050600
>https://www.instagram.com/p/BGKrQ4Hwnhq/
Faber's bf in the audience.
>>68050600
rockhold is huge for 185
>>68050646
>>68050600
for you
>>68050597
not for you
>be me on plane
>man has heart attack
>flight attendant: is there a doctor on board?
>Michael Bisping: I beat Anderson Silva
>>68050600
KEK FABER IS A FUCKING MANLET EVEN AMONG MANLETS HOLY SHIT
>>68050672
shit joke
>>68050604
the average blokes
>>68050649
the has beens
>>68050699
>tfw no ninjas in mma
shoguns shit brother doesnt count
>>68050699
It's so embarrassing.
>>68050699
>"h-hey..............."
>>68050743
WHAT?
YOU GOT SOMETHING TO SAY?
>>68050609
>Rockhold losing to Bisbing
I just don't see it, American fighters aren't as retarded as Brazilians. They rarely intentionally walk into punches.
Bisbing can't even beat Hendo.
>>68050726
who is this gap toothed slag?
Rockhold tore his MCL like 2 months ago. He posted on his Instagram when it happened. Plenty of fighters compete with it. RDA dominated Pettis with a torn MCL.
Rockhold is the better fighter and will be MW champ for a long time.Only guy that has somewhat of a shot at beating him is Yoel.
>>68050649
the felons and the little fellas
This is what the press conference did to the betting odds.
Probably from Lukes MCL comment
>H-H-Hey
>I'm gonna come in silent, undetected ...like a Samurai.
>>68050780
Léa Seydoux
>>68050604
The Penis Episode
>>68050699
kek
>>68050803
lmao
What is wrong with Ronda?
>>68050699
it's ridiculous we still have to link to other boards for this
>>68050281
>This nigga is going full retard and doesnt even know what hes talking about or what the ali bill is
>>68050803
>not posting that fat fedora samurai guy
>>68050162
>>68050213
I'm a little late to the party, but here have one more. Nice OC
>>68050801
>luke lies
>his brother gets a better payout on what was already free money
>>68050879
An Iron Maiden member
>>68050875
There was plenty of information about the changes released today. if you care to stop looking like an idiot, you could go do some research. You can literally go read the proposed amendments. Doubling down on your stupidity just makes you look stupid.
>>68050873
Go cry on /q/, faggot.
>>68050898
Almost doubled the payout just by acting like a sperg and mentioning an already known knee injury. Genius!
>>68050841
fanks bruv
>people actually think a one eyed brit bong is going to win
LMAO
>>68050873
They're only allowed on wsg for some retarded reason
>>68050921
YOU JUST WAIT BUDDEH
BELIEVE YOU ME
>>68050879
Post pic of a fighter that represents his list
>Neanderthal
>>68050921
Where did this one eyed meme come from
>>68050921
No one thinks that. They just hope he does because Cuckold is slightly more annoying than Bisbong.
>>68050925
and /gif/
>>68050341
why the fug is rockhold wering sneakers with a suit? hes like a 12 year old, probably made fun of the way bisping speaks too and plays in the mud
>>68050941
>not bigfoot
>>68050950
If Bisbing wins it would just make a Brazilian champ in his first title defense, and thats far more annoying.
>>68050879
>that discreet racism
beauty.
>>68050869
CTE.
>>68050950
>No one thinks that.
People literally picked him.
>>68050942
Vitor permamently fucked one of his eyes up?
>>68050988
Source
>>68050952
>tfw /gif/ came before /wsg/
moot was lewd
>>68050963
Too easy
>>68050993
is this not common knowledge? http://www.mmamania.com/2015/10/29/9637968/ufc-pissed-michael-bisping-ive-been-left-permanently-disfigured-by-vitor-belfort-mma
>>68050993
http://www.mmafighting.com/2013/9/30/4788362/michael-bisping-devastated-by-detached-retina-that-nearly-derailed
So, like, Bisping knows he only beat Anderson because of shit judging and should've lost be KO, right?
He doesn't really think he "dominated" Anderson Silva, does he?
>>68050941
i thought neanderthals were european
>>68050875
Here you go dummy
>>68050879
lumbersexual
>>68050915
Check out Blue is the Warmest Color.
>>68051027
>>68050875
>pic related
is this the first atheist vs. atheist champion fight?
>>68051023
excuse me m8 but how many times has Luke Rockhold beat Anderson Silva?
>>68050699
luke "the literal" cockhold
>>68051023
so, like, you know you sound like a flaming faggot right?
you don't really think you're getting a serious answer, do you?
>>68051023
other than the ko how did you score it then cause it was a pretty clear decision for bisping imo
>>68050941
>being this bitter towards based RDA
>>68050699
you're just an average bloke
have some spicy Luke gifs
I almost feel bad for Luke's fan. Almost...
>>68051054
still mad about the hockey game?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHaW1kl3oNg
>ywn be a strong jew jitsu brazilian nig and cuck caraway live on camera
>>68050941
this guy
>>68051059
Please. He got KO'd and only got back into it because Herb fucked up and didn't call the fight. He also fairly clearly lost 3 rounds.
If you remember that card, there were several pretty egregious decisions in favor of British fighters.
Pick the winner: Breese vs. Strickland
>>68051067
Stupid sexy Rockhold
>>68051114
Breese via TDD, superior fight IQ, and better striking.
>>68051088
i doubt there has ever been a man who has been cucked as many times as caraway. at this point its like saying hello
>>68051067
>>68051081
>looks twice as ripped now as he did years ago while dehydrated for weighins
>AKA has known connections to victor conte
absolutely not natty
>>68051081
Those ring girl lust eyes
>>68051140
fighter bashing
double yellows
>>68050726
Story on webm?
>>68051088
>ywn be a Stockton born neadrathal and punk some little bitch prankster
https://youtu.be/qiP_b-MCf3I
>>68051140
i think even dana knows hes not natty
but hes actually white so they need a white champ
I really hope "average bloke" becomes a thing.
>>68051114
Breese in a close fight. Its gunna be hard to tell those guys apart, they looked almost identical when they faced off today, add in the black/white reebok uniforms and its gunna be hilarious
>>68051184
Inshallah
>>68051088
>your backside looking like horse but i like that
>>68050879
he looks exactly like i would expect someone named clay guida to look
name one fighter in the division better on the ground than rockhold (in an mma fight)
>>68051173
Was it autism?
>>68051172
The director of the movie she was in (Blue is the Warmest Color) had a very negative and abusive way of working with the actresses and she got emotional when he was talking about her during a press event
AKA confirmed for the Gym with the worst bants.
UFC 199: Heavy Favorites
How much would a Rockhold/Cruz/Holloway/Lombard/Poirier parlay pay?
>>68051023
its a European way of thinking, take a look at how mcgregor thinks his fight with nate went
>>68051197
kek, me too lad
Is Luke Rockhold native American?
>>68051258
The Diaz are actually the king of this.
Even when they get KO'd they think they always won the fight.
>>68050879
Convicted sex offender
Rockhold is 100% natty. He shows no signs of PED abuse. His butt buddy is Daniel "muh honor" Cormier.
>tfw i can heem every here and you're all just average blokes
>>68051314
>Olympic athlete
>natty
Lold
>>68051296
I like it
>>68049619
>>68049619
I can't choose lads.
Khabib and Dos Destroyer Anjos are both my boys.
>>68051298
>Convicted sex offender
http://radaronline.com/celebrity-news/dancing-with-stars-paige-vanzant-brother-steven-sletten-child-sex-abuse-arrest/
>>68051321
Are you joking? US wrestlers are natty as fuck compared to Russia and Iran. Not to mention that Cormier did jack shit at the olympics.
[gator ducking intensifies]
>cant wait for 199 to be over so i can start posting steak memes again
>>68051343
Luke already cucked Souza hard in Strikeforce
>h-he's still my boy
>>68051343
lol i saw one today
>>68051328
Khabib is a one dimensional fighter who won't be able to compete with RDA today. He couldn't even finish Daryl Who on short notice. He was not looking good striking at all, like literally no imorovement since he left. He looked more tentative even. RDA is a monster now and has improved everywhere since they fought.
>>68051361
No, he didn't. It was a very close fight. It was 48-47 no matter who you scored it for.
>>68051335
>It's an american thinks his country did nothing wrong episode
>>68051335
>any wrestlers
>natty
HE'S STILL MY AVERAGE BLOKE
>>68051290
obviously
>>68051391
kek
>>68051335
Are you joking?
>>68051382
Lol, I watched it last night. The only rounds you can give Jacare are the first two. The first is debatable. Second is close but he rocked Luke. The rest are him getting big brothered.
>>68051395
the similarities are uncanny!
>>68051335
i heard that iraqi wrestlers were executed for not winning
i wonder if it's true or just LIES
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/6/2/11839976/rowdy-ronda-rousey-seeks-trademark-for-unusual-drawing-and-slogan-ufc-news-mma
Holy fuck. Has she finally lost it, lads?
>>68051415
The first was cleaest round for Jacare. You only need to win 3 rounds to win a fight. Haven't watched it recently enough to go round by round but you are clearly very biased towards Luke. I scored it for like also, but I had it 3-2. You are terribly misrepresenting the fight.
Why was Luke staring so hard at Dana when talking about Werdum?
Why hasn't "anyone" failed a USADA test?
>we will never see Rockhold vs Weidman 2
>>68051477
One commentator had it 4-0 going into the 5th. The other had it split. You should rewatch it if you want to accuse me of being on somebody's nuts. I'm saying Jacare at most got 2 rounds though. He didn't do much past the 2nd. He only had his right on the fight and he threw it less and less as the fight went on. His grappling got him control early on, but he wasn't doing much with it. It's a very easy fight to score.
Danas eye view.
Rockhold & Bisping: https://mobile.twitter.com/danawhite/status/738492502030749697/video/1
Faber & Cruz: https://amp.twimg.com/v/94929c99-aed0-4d01-9c5e-3b4d7861ce6b
>>68051513
lol bruce
>>68051466
>ROWDY RONDA ROUSEY IS IN THE HOUSE
>>68051547
He literally never judged a fight again after that.
>>68051501
Machida.
>>68051547
3-2 Rockhold is the best case scenario. I had it 4-1 Rockhold. Souza almost definitely didn't win or draw. Not even close.
>>68051466
>>68051559
What did she mean by this?
>>68051577
>I am the objective truth of mma judging
People always sound stupid when they talk like this.
>>68051562
why not
>>68051537
I think Dom is going to fuck Faber up
>>68051364
>couldn't even finish Daryl Who on short notice
he won by tko in the second round retard
>>68051612
Not sure exactly, I assume incomptet de. Jacare goes on about it a lot.
who is cody's striking coach now?
>>68051593
I just gave multiple scores that were feasible. Try harder.
>>68051634
incompetence too
>>68051635
Based Master Thong
>>68051635
would he have gone full JUST mode if he were a foot taller but looked the same?
>Losing to a fighter who can't hurt or finish you in any scenario
Man, that must suck. He makes DJ look like Shane Carwin.
>>68051466
>in the house
Honestly, I have no idea where this myth became fact, but IMO it's honestly complete bullshit.
People don't look at him objectively and are just jealous because he's good looking in addition to having so much else going for him. Their are some pretty bright guys in the UFC, and there are some absolute bricks, at least on camera.
He's definitely not awkward relative to other fighters. If anything he's well above average, but I love how people think that people like McGregor and Bisping are a cut above the rest intellectually because they're loud and obnoxious and come up with an occasional sound bite.
It's actually funny because if McGregor sounded like he does, but was a worse fighter people would be calling him a dumb, Irish prole.
But instead, since he's been relatively successful, people worship him like a god. I mean I have no ill will towards him or Bisping. I actually like them. They seem like good, honest dudes, but you can't tell me they're these social savants.
McGregor is always nervous as fuck doing press. He's jittery and anxious. When he's on a national TV / talk show like Jimmy Kimmel it's even worse. And Michael is just fucking loud, like McGregor. He talks over people and talks so fucking much.
People laugh because they guys talk without a filter, which is fine, but then why do we need to go back and retroactively declare them to be gods of the social sphere?
I mean, is yelling over someone "Have I been wrong yet? Have I been wrong yet?" really a sign of being well adapted socially? Personally, I think it's headed more in the direction of circus freak.
Not to mention they come up with one line or group of phrases and just continue to repeat them ad-nauseam until fight time.
Like McGregor's gazelle comments and Bisping talking about how every fight is different. No shit? If every fight was the same why would we even bother having a rematch?
That and talking about some fucking sparring match he's had years ago? Are you kidding me?
>>68051635
That mom looks spic
>>68051680
>that word count
wew lad
>>68051680
your opinion = WGAF
>>68051685
anyone have the pic of carla on the scale weighing 135.5 pounds?
>>68051705
part native american
>>68051614
>Winning a 3-2 decision is fucking somebody up
>>68051645
YOU giving multiple scores YOU deem acceptable doesn't change what I said.
>>68050341
Aw man that fucking nut grab lol I like this dude a lot more after watching that.
>>68051680
Adan...
>>68051734
>is steph curry better than jordan
>>68051730
Thanks for the YOUs. Judging a fight isn't alchemy, shrimp dick. Anybody who had Souza winning is wrong. Straight up. Anybody saying Rockhold won every round is wrong. Straight up. There's room for taste in the remainder.
>guy asks Rockhold if rivalry or belt is more important
>paycheck
What a twat.
>>68051725
That explains the power.
>>68051774
funny and honest
>>68051778
lol
>>68051774
Mayweather did it and he's the GOAT
>>68051680
knew this was reddit from the first line
Do you lads think you will cry tears of joy when Bisping takes the title belt?
>>68051772
Judging fights is inherently subjective.
>>68051798
I'm an English-American, but Rockhold is an English name so they're both my boys.
>>68051790
I still fucked the first line up. It should read:
>I have no idea where this myth of Rockhold being awkward became fact, but IMO it's complete bullshit.
>>68051798
Quite possibly
>>68051798
>when Bisping takes the belt
Keep dreamin'
>>68051798
I'll be pretty happy t bh
>>68051680
>being this autistic
it's human nature to latch onto the loud, brash, and even mildly successful personalities
>>68051811
>Objective guidelines on how to judge fights
>I-it's subjective!!! xD
>>68051635
has duane tried to take credit for his striking yet?
>>68051852
isn't duane the reason faber's dog shit striking got marginally less dog shitty
>>68051843
Are you actually this dumb?
Objective would be if there were point values assigned for individual strikes, tds, etc..
Giving guidelines to judging doesn't make judging objective.
>>68051798
I haven't prayed this much since I was a wee lad. *tip*
>>68051866
You're right. Fighting is literally intangible witchcraft and judging is a coin flip.
>>68050415
>>68050465
i can vouch for 5dimes and Bovada but make sure you understand WTF you are actually betting on and how much of a PITA it is to get your money out no matter which site you use
and if you're gonna go bet nonsense parlays for 'fun' you may as well burn your money
>>68051879
>literally intangible witchcraft
>>68051798
Nothing against Rockhold but I'm rooting for Bisping.
He hasn't got that many fights left in him so winning a belt would be great.
>>68051893
someone pls crop the landwhale from this. she is a total bonner killer
>>68051879
>>68051871
Wicca is objectively the best religion. It's English and has the best girls. I can't think of any MMA fighters who practice it though.
>>68050199
crude drawing of how these shoes actually work
basically hidden high heels
>>68051893
Gina is such a fucking attention whore.
https://youtu.be/FdnMis2p7mQ
>>68051382
I dont understand at all how anyone can think jacare won. I thought he even lost the first as rockhold rallied back to make that round AT LEAST a draw.
>>68051941
delet this
>>68051938
i have to wear boots to be 6'1 i can't imagine being THAT small
>>68051941
she was always way too hot for mma
>>68051979
You also can't imagine being a professional athlete trained in unarmed combat, able to destroy men who are two feet taller than you are.
>>68051979
the pioneer
>>68051812
Bisping is a Polish name m8.
>>68049783
His snapchat is pretty much just him and his dog..I feel bad for him senpai
Porrier vs Green is being extremely overlooked
Could be spicy
this press had some good points like the jacare ducking thing, luke crying about his knee, etc
but the banter sucked because all those guys suck at it and it's just too much time to fill
lets start a list of fighters that are actually entertaining in these situations:
>Nate
>>68051764
He is better at chucking three point shots in the basket. Other than that there's many more years in Steph's career. If he does some crazy shit like double three peating the championship or getting 6 or more rings then he undoubtedly will be hailed as greater. Has a great team built around him too if they can keep the core group around. Crazy thing is, fucking Klay is arguably as good or better than Steph.
>>68051991
i've been training at mma gyms since i was 15 and i'm 33 now, i would last at least 30 seconds against faber
>>68052021
dropped
>>68052030
>the banter sucked
you're just an average hue
>>68049783
>world champion and p4p one of the best
>still no friends
>>68052035
i don't think klay can do it as consistently as steph, but when he's "on" he can be as big of a threat
he's also the better defender
NBA put out a mixtape video to commemorate steph winning the back to back MVP. I didn't appreciate just how ridiculous his handles are, completely on their own from the rest of his offense:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gb0wmBUB4cg
>>68052049
it really did suck and it's not really the fighters fault, they are not actors to be put on stage like that and act for 30 min
very few fighters have enough stage skills to pull it off and not make it look fake as fuck and boring
Dana White: All around good guy
>I'm a samurai
>>68052135
I'll get you a soapbox to stand on so you can look me in the eyes like a man
>b me
>listening to /TFATK/
>they start talking about sexual predators
>curiously look up how to find predators near me
>click on one of the points in my neighborhood
>it's one of the kids from my high school wrestling team years ago
>mfw
>Conceive believe achieve, shut the fuck up!
Please god let Bisping win this fight his banter is so much more enjoyable than Rockholds
>>68052122
What on earth is this new "100" emoji? What does it mean?
>>68052220
it means you keep it 100% real
honestly i think that shit caught on because of Ray J years and years ago but had a resurgence due to the emoji
>>68050604
Count Bisping and the Jazz Messengers
>>68052235
>ray j
It, like everthing else in the modern urban community (see:black community) came from the south. Atlanta and Texas rappers started saying it mass like in. 03
>>68052305
>modern urban community (see:black community)
just say niggers, it saves internet space
I hate bullies #KetoKid
>>68052345
Can't be mad at that
>>68050567
>Who is Jose Aldo
>>68050604
Destiny's Eye
>>68052364
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/José_Aldo
>>68050033
kek
schaub
>>68050879
>Monkey, Aborigine, Baboon
>>68049838
He had the most awkward/uncomfortable look on his face after he said that haha
Cruz was just staring at him like wtf too
>>68050151
What exactly makes my boy an idiot?
>>68050393
>>68050954
I'm pretty sure it's because he has an adidas sponsorship
>Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back,
>just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan
>This is Stan
>>68052557
You might be an idiot also.
>>68052746
him and kelly and barberna shoudl join up, the unsuspecting looking badass core
Good news: this is Hendos last fight on his contract.
Now we can see him rematch fedor.
>You're a weirdo perv with little creepy hands.
>>68052796
Just wait 'till Saturday, you won't make it out of the second. Until then you can suck on these waxed nuts faggot.
I hope DC isnt on Rockholds corner this time, Bisping might end up with his dick sucked
>>68052904
Idiots can be good fighters.
>>68052345
how would he have done at LHW?
>>68052956
Extremely bad.
The lower the weight, the better the skill, the faster the speed.
Two things Schaub fucking sucks at.
Fact: If Cruiserweight existed in MMA, Fedor would have a better record
>>68052854
Dan Henderson was older than Luke Rockhold is now when Urijah Faber made his mma debut.
>>68053008
Fact: Fedor fanboys wear FEDORas
>>68053008
sure, dan henderson and werdum can;t make cruiser weight......
>>68052977
Schaub was one of the most technically gifted HWs and was very fast for a HW too.
>>68053074
I wish he just cut weight after TUF and tried LHW. Would have been an absolute powerhouse in that division.
>>68053074
>>68053088
Tremendous meme you 2 have there
>>68049619
howcome you didnt include the press conference you stupid faggot
>>68053107
I'm not joking. He would have had incredible power at 205. Definitely would have been top 10.
>>68050567
>Who is Frankie Edgar
>>68049847
He fucking destroyed Faber and has consistently done so for a while now.
Dom's bants is top shit.
>>68053127
His speed would look like dogshit and his chin would be even WORSE after the heavy cut he has to make.
I bet Maldonado knocks him out at lhw
>tfw the tripcuck got permabanned today
>>68052105
You serious?
ill go ahead and bet that the only reason you didn't find it entertaining is because you couldn't understand them right.
This press conference was actually one of the best they had this year, reason it was trashtalk centered is because nor bisping or faber have enough credentials to argue seriously with dom and cockhold, they did a good job selling it desu.
>>68053156
Rory fan? What did he do?
>>68050699
Luke "trying to be Conor" Rockhold
this shit is seriously embarrassing, he should just go for the silent killer persona
i missed the press conference someone fill me in on all the memes, i know dana got pissed about someone bringing up Schaubs retarded comments
>>68053156
There is not such a thing as permaban t bh.
Unless they do what they did to argies in 2014(i think) and ban the whole country for shitposting.
This happened btw.
>>68053137
>ESL falls for the fake-smart meme
Dom has terrible banter and is actually quite dumb.
>>68053167
Started by complaining about the mods banning him, got banned for thar, then he kept trying to ban evade and used a proxy and got banned again.
>It's a Bisping loses to someone who later fails a drugs test episode
>>68053172
SAMURAI
>>68053167
An anon got a cap of him posting on June 1st, when he was apparently banned
He presumably got BTFO for ban evasion
He'll probably find a proxy and keep posting, though
Or he'll reset his router and keep posting
Because he's using the same trip while permabanned, any instance of him posting with that trip would count as ban evasion
I think he'll use a new trip because of this
>>68053189
Just watch/listen to it, it was only 40 minutes or so
>>68053172
ya there is no way rockhold is ripping off conor,
>>68053166
nah my english is 100%
the press was much much better than that ufc unstoppable shit and was generally alright by ufc standards
it's still consisted of a good 70-80% of cringe
>>68050366
He already destroyed Souza.
>>68053273
He's saying all the stale shit Conor said like a year ago. But he's terrible with words and doesn't have a cool accent yeh
so it just comes off autistic
>>68053310
>>68050408
All the more reason he shouldn't have ducked him
>h-hey
>WHAT YOU GOT SOMETHING TO SAY FINISH YA SENTENCE
>im a samurai
If you already gave your picks make sure I didn't miss you
>>68053317
I don't like Rockhold but I never got that vibe at all. He had some shitty stuff to say amd got BTFO but none of it was imitating Conor
>>68053342
Luke might never live that down, Chris should clown him every fucking day for saying that stupid shit.
>>68053366
You're an a over average bloke.
will Poland's very own Mikhail Bispidrzejczykinski, dare I say it, take the belt back home?
>>68053366
Nice job Jon Jones
>>68053366
Rockhold via heem
Holloway via future champ
Cruz via decisionation
Lombard via heem
Green via everyone on /heem/ has Poirier
>>68053208
You're retarded im sure, Dominick has been nothing but reasonable and coherent, Urijah on the other hand is a bitchboy who has had a shit ton of fights but never made it when it counted the most.
Dominick has schooled everyone he faced and has faced only top notch competition, urijahs "banter" is pathetic when you consider the fact that dom is the champion and made it after 3 years away while urijah stayed in the exact same spot.
![6a00d8341cbefd53ef013487e6be63970c-600wi[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/XQ9pe6v.jpg "6a00d8341cbefd53ef013487e6be63970c-600wi[1]")
>>68053342
is luke zef?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cegdR0GiJl4
>>68052030
the worst part is they're all trying to be like conor so they can make millions yet few of them will fight injured and do pussy shit like pull out when their opponent pulls out
they won't take on all cummers like your mom
>>68053366
>tfw I'm a second column loser
I used to be one of the /first column boyz/
Where did it all fall apart
>>68050699
was it autism?
>>68053417
>Yolandi
w e w brehs.....
>>68053366
bizbing
fabio
holloween
lumbar
pea head
>>68053189
Watch it, it's a fuckin excellent 40 minutes of nonstop banter
>>68053366
Cockhold
Faber
Holloway
Lombard
Poirer
>>68053420
Losers look as losses as just losses. Champions look at losses as opportunities to learn and grow. Who do you want to be?
>>68053366
Rockhold
Cruz
Holloway
Lombard
Poirier
>>68053418
You realize that Bisping, Dom and Faber have been like this their entire careers right?
Cockhold has been forcing it up a bit but he wasn't a "quiet and humble dude" before that either.
>>68053472
NEW
>>68053465
its pretty meh actually but I'd watch it anyway
>>68053381
>tfw i'm a samurai
feels good desu
>>68053189
Dana talked about Schaub on the Herd w/ Colin cowherd. Not at the presser.
>>68051343
Already beat him. Next.
>>68053407
I'm purely talking about banter and shittalk. Faber is bad at it and so is Dom. But retarded ESL spics like you and Spain think he's some kind of wordsmith because he speaks softly and tryhards. If you actually listen to what he says, it's extremely basic. He's not witty or clever and he often contradicts himself or says things that simply make no sense. Recent example: him talking about Garbrandt out of nowhere and then asking Faber why we're talking about Garbrandt like it was some big gotcha line. He's a goof and has no friends.
>>68053505
New
>>68053189
the schaub comments were on this thing https://youtu.be/wNLViMVTNDc?t=536
>>68053366
BISPING
FABER
HOLLOWAY
LOMBARD
DUSTIN
>>68051979
w-what boots
>>68053366
Luke "I'm a fucking samurai" Cockhold TKO
Sir Dominicus of the Cross decision
Holloway decision
Henderson
Poirer
>>68052289
[Crocs internally]
>>68053484
how much money have they made?
the level of shit talking now is trash because it's all fake
>>68053366
Rockhold
Dominick Cruz
Holloway
Lumbard
Poirier
>>68053366
Bisping
Cruz
Holloway
Hendo
Poiririer
>>68053208
I'm not even Spanish, you dumb fuck.
Dom just heem'd all over Faber verbally, he stated nothing but facts, shat on him for being a turbo manlet and looking like a fucking fish. Dom's banter is impeccable, just because you're getting cucked by the people Spaniards cucked doesn't mean you have to try to shit on based Cruz.
Sit the fuck down, fatass.
>>68053328
Uhm, no? He went for the #fun fight instead of dominating a broken post-USADA Brazilian again.
>>68053366
Cuckhold
Ruze
Holloway
Henderson
Poirier
>>68053366
Rockhold via heem.
Cruz via UD.
Holloway via heem on third round.
Lumbard via heem.
Poirier.
>>68053797
>#fun fight
Yeah OK, he made a """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""choice""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>>68053857
>Brit still salty
He already beat Jacare. What's the point of fighting a boring post-USADA deflated Brazilian again when he can fight and shut Bisping the fuck up for good?
>>68053366
Bisbong
Cruz
Halloway
Lombard
Poopieyay
thank you for your service btw
>>68053971
Because Bisping was filming a movie, had little time to prepare and is lower ranked, whereas Souza had just come off a successful fight and was actually in shape.
>>68051466
its a podcast
shes done lads
>>68054075
>in shape
Wasn't he so fucking bruised he refused the fight at first and only reiterated once Bisping was footing in?
What the fuck are you even talking about, "in shape"?
Plus, Souza. Already. Lost. To. Rockhold.
It makes no sense to accuse anyone of ducking once they've beaten a guy. If he refused the Bisping fight you'd be accusing him of ducking Bisping.
>>68054137
Was he bollocks bruised, he was ready to go at 199 but Rockhold said himself he "chose" Souza. That's if you believe him anyway, because he changed his story at the end, whereas Bisping had his story consistent throughout that Luke didn't have the balls to face Souza.
No idea why you keep bringing up Souza losing to Rockhold, not only was it a while ago but every fight is different and "chosing" a guy who's been filming a movie instead of a guy who's just come off a camp and had a fight is pussying out.
>>68050408
>>68053310
>5 rounds of sprawling and avoiding the ground is dominating a fight
also it was 5 years ago
>>68053366
Rockhold
Cruz
Holloway
Hendo
Green
![29974[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/mNydPuv.jpg "29974[1]")
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