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>>68025858
upcoming
6/10: Titan FC 39 (Cavalcante vs Healy)
6/12: Pancrase 278 (Sunabe vs Haita)
6/17: ONE FC (TBA)
6/17: Bellator 156 (Galvao vs Dantas)
6/17: EFN Global (Fedor vs Maldonaldo)
6/18: UFC FN 89 (MacDonald vs Thompson)
6/24: Bellator 157 (Jackson vs Ishii)
6/25: GLORY 31 (Vakhitov vs Bouzidi)
7/1: ONE FC (TBA)
>news
Jon jons balls deep in comiers head
Not schaub
>/Heem/
>2016
>not having Gegard as your boy
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=i-OzNT5BRtQ
>>68037545
>finding this attractive
>>68037545
>people unironically like this
tuf torrent is up lads, get on it!
Do you think fights should be judged as a whole after they end or how it is now?
>>68040901
Is khalil the worst character Zuffa have ever put behind a camera?
>>68040971
The current system makes sense to me, I'd like to see expert panel of judges
why the heck are you posting in this thread, the other one is at 300
>>68040973
>muh dad
>>68040979
Fucking retard, I hope she gets killed by her next opponent
>>68040986
heck you croatia, you wouldn't last a minute if you stepped into my guard.
>>68041480
why are frenchies so upset today
>>68040980
The 10 point must system makes no sense outside of boxing.
>I sentence you to get that dick sucked jon.
>>68041515
there was an ISIS suicide bombing plot foiled today
The last thread isn't even close to 500 you goofs
>>68040971
Why doesn't Conor have Gunny fight Nate for him?
Current active thread
>>68036271
>>68036271
>>68036271
>>68042157
>if i want to take jon down 100 times, im gonna take jon down 100 times
>sexiness comes from her being a fighter dummy
>the state of numales
Lmao
Is faber free money?
This is Bellator's Mercedes Terrell. Do you guys and lads think Scott Coker banged datass?
Where?
/Heem/ I am currently training to take the heem MW belt.
>6'3"
>195
>strength levels of a roided manlet
>manmore frame
>BJJ blue belt
>gi 3x per week MINIMUM
>just started boxing and muay thai as well
Thinking about adding 30 bananas and 3 steaks per day as well to my regiment. We all know the USA produces the best fighters (objective fact), so who wants some?
>>68043794
No
He's the least likely of any of the underdogs to win
Submitted Cruz before Cruz developed his current style, got btfo 49-46 in their rematch
>>68043767
Because Holly didn't manage one defense and Ronda is the cashiest cash cow.
> "Moron" and "Never set foot in a combat gym" thanks you really are a twat. I "Don't have my own facts" and thanks for expressing that I'm "entitled to their own opinion" well thanks how noble of you. In fighting sometimes you can dominate a fight but still lose due to an error or a knockout punch. Mcgregor made an error after a good one-two. Like I said up till that point Diaz was nothing but a punchbag. The fact that you are riding Diaz hard, telling me he's a superior boxer worries me., Anybody who has fought knows Diaz got lucky. Mcgregor should have taken his cardio more seriously. Btw I boxed from 10 amateur level and was county champion, I also did Judo from 5 and got to orange belt, what combat have you ever done before running your mouth off?
There are people out there that actually believe that "Diaz was nothing but a punchbag".
>>68043805
>Where is this person?
Isn't there a press conference soon?
>>68043852
Over 3 bongs away
>>68043847
Why?
>>68043852
what press conference?
>>68043867
pre-emptive funeral rites for Bisping
>>68043852
3 hours and 20 minutes soon.
>>68043867
199 presser
Cruz, Faber, Rockhold and Bisping
AHHH CHANDLER HELP
>>68043880
ah no Conor, fuck that then.
Man the new cutgirl is a qt
>>68042157
I have no idea what this is all about but I luahg everytime.
>>68043886
swap their faces and it would be just as funny, if not funnier
>>68043879
>>68043856
that's too long to wait my food will be here shortly
>>68043886
I'm getting emotional Jon
>>68043902
https://youtu.be/u8z_RrevDOo
>>68043893
>not enjoying that cringey Cruz vs Faber banter
>>68043898
name?
Rich Piana training and sparring for UFC debut. He's gonna get signed. He's more of an athlete than CM Punk
https://youtu.be/Gh5muG9zJ8c
>>68043922
i dont who either of those are, probably some pussies who Conor would ko easily. scrubs.
>>68043929
why is there a naked guy?
>>68043929
He looks like a synthol freak.
Luke Rockhold vs. Michael Bisping
Dominick Cruz vs. Urijah Faber
Max Holloway vs. Ricardo Lamas
Dan Henderson vs. Hector Lombard
Dustin Poirier vs. Bobby Green
Don't repost your picks from the last thread, I'll add them all tonight/tomorrow.
>>68043956
Post an updated pick and prove it otherwise you're confirmed b8ing.
>>68043929
are these manlets?
>>68043923
Swayze Valentine
>>68043956
Rockhold
Cruz
Holloway
Lombard
Poirier
>>68043964
yes
Wouldn't it be funny if Cruz wins but is forced to retire early because Faber injured his legs so badly? Would be true poetry
>>68043953
>guy is in better shape than me
>must be synthol
>>68043964
>5'9
>manlet
No they aren't.
>>68043979
Good la
>>68043908
lol the dude on the left looks really bad compared to the one on the right, even though he's in good shape
>>68043956
Bisping
Cruz
Holloway
Lombard
Poirier
>>68044013
chezus
fucking
christ
>>68043998
Oh please, no way USADA lets a man that took that many scoops fight.
>>68044004
>he's in good shape
Dyel?
>>68043929
>Mutants fighting in human leagues
what the fug
>>68043956
Rockhold
Cruz
Lamas
Hendo
Poirier
>>68044004
What? It's the same person after Chadifying himself.
>>68044066
He regressed back into dyel mode after he got a gf.
>>68043994
No you weirdo.
>>68043909
>im cummin for that dick jon, even in vr
>>68044049
>implying hes not
you have developed body dysmoprhia
Let me touch that dick Jon
>>68044105
Dyel?
>>68044097
who has the record for most title defenses in the ufc? who's second/third?
>>68044167
Andy is #1
>>68044140
dont fukin talk to me im here to trane not to talk
>>68044167
Andy 1
GSP 2
Jones 3
Mighty Mouse 4
>>68044184
Pissening
>>68044203
what does that mean
>>68044209
Follow me here for a second. You have the lower body and you have no upper body, you got a problem building. You have the upper body, and you have no legs, you got a problem building your legs. You have the upper...you have the lower body and you don't have the upper body, the upper body, it is easier to build. So if you have the lower body and you don't have the upper body, it is easier to build the upper body. You have the upper body and you don't have the legs, you got a problem building the lower body... No, you don't understand. You have the upper body, but you don't have the lower body, you got a problem building downstairs. You got the up- legs on the bottom, it is easier to build on the top, so you don't have much as a problem. Yeah.
>>68043835
>btfo
I remember cruz getting dropped twice
>>68044238
Great science you have there pham
>>68044238
what if I already have the lower and the upper body but no middle body
>>68043956
Bisping
Faber
Holloway
Lombard
Poirier
>>68044252
I'm smart as hell, I ain't no stupid dumbo like you all think I am. I'm gonna read about books, I'm gonna educate myself.
>>68044271
You must be a fuckin homosexual troll you have no uplook, the only good thing about your body is your quadriceps and hamstring, you have no body. You're a skinny fuckin kid, you're underdeveloped. At my age I was already fuckin way bigger than you, and I had weaknesses still. I had a fuckin bigger chest than you you're a fuckin prick. Bye peace out.
>>68043956
Bisping (natty goat)
Faber
Lamas
Henderson
Bobby green
>>68044242
I remember Cruz beating Faber via unanimous decision.
>>68044310
>I'm gonna read about books, I'm gonna educate myself.
go read fight club 2 and then come back to heem and discuss it with "us"
>Set ten years after the ending of Fight Club, the sequel is told from the restrained perspective of Tyler Durden as he sits in the subconscious of Sebastian (the name the narrator of the original Fight Club currently uses). Sebastian continues his dysfunctional relationship with Marla and has fallen into the mundane routine of society until Tyler re-emerges to cause chaos.
Don't talk to me or my son ever again!
ELITE BALANCE
>>68043956
Luke
Faber
Holloway
Lombard
Poirier
Mma vivisection is live: https://youtu.be/beu2ff0WBv4
Luke Rockhold? Who is that guy?
>>68043956
Bisping
Cruz
Holloway
Lombard
Poirier
>>68044403
And of course, England's brave Tom Breese
Dana is going on fs1 in a minute
>Howdy Honda Housey getting knee surgery
Well that money train for Dana sure is ded
>>68043837
Holly is better of fighting whoever holds the belt after Ronda vs. Whoever.
It it's Ronda, $$$$$$$$$$$ and a Janice to prove she is not a one hit wonder
If it's Tate, $$$$$ and the chance for revenge and even a third (lucrative) match.
If it's Nunes, it mean Nunes beat Tate and Ronda so $$$ and the chance to take the belt back.
>>68044462
> Howdy Honda Housey getting knee surgery
Goodbye octogon
Hello career ending pregnancy
>>68043956
The Rock
Cruz via Faber realizing he's fucking old and slow and retires
Halloway
Hendo for the lulz
Green cuz I want high score
>>68044454
Dana says Conor is obsessed with Diaz fight, he isn't sure if he it done though because Nate wants more money. Says they are currently looking at another opponent for Mcgregor.
>>68043956
bisbong
faber
holloway
lombard
poirier
>>68044462
>>68044484
>According to White, however, November is out of the question. Rousey was originally expected for UFC 200 in July, but pushed back her timeline to October or November due to other commitments. Now, White said, her return is looking more like end of 2016 or early 2017.
That'll come soon enough, remember, she needs to have this mans babbies
>>68044515
The Hawaiian Hottie will be the HW champ within a year.
MODS=GODS
>>68044503
Dana is still just saying that to pressure Nate into taking the fight for less money. There isn't anybody else Conor will fight.
Ronda has trademarked this image™
What did she mean by this?
>>68043956
Rockhold
Cruz
Lamas
Lombard
Poirier
Lol, Dana just BTFO out of Schaub.
>Dana White: Schaub was never my friend
>>68044515
And people wanted Holly to wait until Ronda's glorious return. She will never return. Right now people still remember her for both the """achievements""" before 193 and for the sound ass kicking she took in Australia.
Another defeat and the only thing people will think is "was she ever good anyway?"
pls transcribe for us non-burgers
>>68044619
Said he has spoken to Schaub literally twice in his entire life and Schaub is just mad because he was never good enough or popular enough at the time to make it in the UFC and make good money.
>>68044632
Why does Dana even waste his time talking about retired fighters?
Rewatched Rockhold's career last night:
1) Strikeforce had a huge talent disparity. Most guys barely lasted a round.
2) His reactive grappling is the best in the UFC.
3) Wiedman fight looks less like a fluke, more like how he usually wins.
4) I miss when he did promos holding a skateboard or a surfboard.
5) Current haircut is way sexier.
>>68044632
FUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>68044654
He was on a sports talk show and they played the clip of Schaub comparing him to the warden from Shawshank and they asked for Danas response.
>>68044515
ronda is no prize pig (although she is a pig) but travis browne? dude is derpy as shit. he must have a good personality then...
>>68044654
He was put on the spot. After the interview was done, you could tell he was pissed as fuck, even punch the palm of his hand.
>>68044632
thanks
wonder if he maked more money now than he did in the ufc
>>68044576
Oh shit, get ready for hetero Ellen TV show, with 100% more grrrrrrl power(tm)
>>68044659
"""people""" who tought that the Weidman win was a Fluke are absolutely fucking retards.
>>68044669
He didnt really say the latter half
>>68044673
He's a 6'7" superalpha.
>>68044688
Yes he did. He was clearly referring to Schaub.
>>68044681
>maked
makes*
>>68044679
>you could tell he was pissed as fuck, even punch the palm of his hand.
damn, need a video of this
>>68044599
>>68044603
what are you gooves watching
>>68044697
And he is going to get beat up by a 5'10 mexican, so alpha.
>>68044685
Capitalizing on one mistake, out of context, is easy to misjudge. Luke's history of doing that speaks a lot.
>>68044462
Her mental game is such shit, goddamn
>>68044715
more than likely browne is going to get his shit pushed in....that is if cain makes it to 200
>>68044715
And he could physically thrash 99.999% of the planet with ease, so what?
>>68044322
>he thinks point fighting > knockdowns
KEK
>>68043956
Luke Rockhold via Calf Slicer
Urijah Faber via just fuck my picks up senpai
Max Holloway via UD
Dan Henderson via /heem/
Dustin Poirier via reverse cuck
>>68044760
Fighters can only be compared to other fighters of the same weightclass.
Even if you could beat 99% of the planet, if you can't beat the top 5 in the current dominating fighting organization you are just another failed athlete.
>>68043956
Rockhold
Faber
Lamas
Henderson
Poirier
>>68043956
Rockhold
Cruz
Holloway
Lombard
Pooriay
>>68044794
Whether you consider him a failed athlete or not, the context was why Ronda, being famous and relatively physically attractive, would choose to date him. The fact remains that he as a HW UFC fighter is a physical alpha of alphas type. Out of all humans on earth, there are maybe 500-1000 that could actually pose some type of threat (I'm thinking elite strongmen, collegiate and olympic wrestlers, judokas, HW boxers).
>in b4 Ronda isn't attractive
Yeah she isn't physically a ten, but she is definitely above average in the looks department, especially in the USA with tons of blob slobs running around acting like they have the only pussy on the planet
>>68043956
Rockhold
Faber
Holloway
Lombard
Poirier
>>68044760
travis?
>>68044892
Relax trav
>>68043956
Luke
Cruz
Holloway
Lombard
Poirier
Bjj scout on Cruz vs Faber: https://youtu.be/w5UCbb0_88k
>>68044892
>above average
I disagree heavily.
She is the embodiment of average, that's why she is so famous.
this is a real alpha, pic related.
>>68044702
You're exaggerating the latter half
>>68044954
>tfw you will never be this alpha
>>68044711
>>68044914
It was Fox Spots or something, Dana was on
>>68043956
Michael Bisping
Dominick Cruz
Max Holloway
Hector Lombard
Bobby Green
Team 209 all day every day
>>68044954
Holy shit, I'm MM's number one dickrider and I didn't even notice she was that hot
>>68044954
is it socially acceptable to give a guy a thumbs up when he has a hot gf?
>>68045022
You'll be glad to hear he is doing a Q&A before weighing tomorrow then
>>68043956
Rockhold
Cruz
Holloway
Lombard
Poirier
JUST
>>68044760
>Le mma fighters can beat up anyone meme
The streets don't have rules. Most MMA fighters would be sitting ducks against the average dude in a bar. Their instincts rely on the contrived nature of sport fighting. They aren't built for real life scraps. Being good at Call of Duty doesn't make you a Navy Seal.
You're an idiot.
I cheer for Cruz because he likes puppers and has good banter.
>>68045010
he was probably banned for being a disgusting tripwhore, I am racist here every thread, I only get banned when I start blogging
>>68045066
Nice bait
>>68044954
BIG
>>68044892
ya ronda is extremely average. Plus her mental and weight issues really weigh her down, no pun intended.
good for travis (you) for going after that money though
>>68045025
Yes
>>68043956
Rockhold
Cruz
Holloway
Lombard
Perrier
Rogan is going live with some who comedian
>>68044944
nice thanks
>>68045028
Oh cool. Didn't know about that. Thanks, m8
>>68044954
>c section whore scar
>nasty fake tits
>elbows actually too pointy
>dyed blonde meme hair
>does she think those top and bottom match?
>named destiny, probably some kind of spic
she's actually gross.
>>68045168
You can make webms without a trip also. Hopefully he gets permabanned for ban evasion.
>>68045190
this
any punishment for tripfags is good punishment
literally Reddi.t
>>68045216
reddit isn't filtered
>>68045187
no fags in this board pls
>>68045243
feel free to leave
>>68045216
is it on now?
>>68045285
JOEROGAN.LIVE
Yeah
WE
ARE
LIVE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InnRJIGfLFU
>>68045270
I said fags out, not alpha manlets.
I run this general.
joe actually thinks it is weird for people to go crazy and forget what they did when drinking alcohol
wtf
>>68044774
I love this sport for what it is. If you don't appreciate the technique, if you can't appreciate Cruz's footwork, what are you doing here? If you just want KOs, you might as well stop watching the UFC and go on worldstarhiphop.com
>>68045168
>the guy
aren't there like 4 different rory fans? or is it all the same guy with different trips.
>>68045329
>alpha
>manlet
>>68045333
It is though. It usually takes quite a large amount of alcohol in a short time
Most people who say they blackout lie about it anyways
>there is no bearded man in the sky
>literally wearing a reddit t-shirt
>>68045368
The medical term is autism.
>>68045404
I had blackouts three times, it's real and really fucking weird.
>>68045380
manlets run the UFC la, fighters literally go out of their way to suck that manlet ass
>>68045462
Ban evasion is against the rules, autismo.
>>68045452
>he wants men to suck his ass
>>68045243
>>68045516
BTFO
>>68045404
I think it's down to the person that's drinking, or rather how drunk they get. I know when I was a dumb kid getting fucked off of goonsacks I wouldn't remember shit when I woke up, but when reminded I'd get brief but strong flashes of things from the night before.
>>68045526
Who doesn't want this?
Only fags would deny a good lickeroo from DC
I want to see joe use this sad piece of shit as a heavy bag. What a faggot, he really lives up to that shirt.
>>68045805
who's this nucuck male
Be careful
>>68045877
Joe Rogan
>>68045884
hey /sp/ what would jesus say about the ufc? i pretty much know for a fact he would be shit in the cage.
>two numale "comedians" who have never killed anyone or been to war
>oh yeah i could totally kill someone lol why do soldiers get ptsd
>>68045884
Clear the downloads in your notification bar. Also based Bisping.
>tfw this trip cuck is having an anxiety attack but is all out of meds
>>68045884
can you imagine someone saying "go read the Quran some more"?
>>68045929
Are you kidding? He was probably 5'6" or so, lean and strong from being a carpenter, his tanned Jewish body would be a marvel. GOAT featherweight.
>>68045970
what about that whole turn the other cheek thing though.
>>68045970
>5'6"
I would assume he was way smaller than that, more like 5'3
Joe is blaming people eating carbs and sugar for bad sitcoms
>>68046119
He's obsessed.
>>68045970
>>68046047
yeah jesus was a probably a tiny little sand man with a great PR team
MODS=GOD=SCHAUB=GOD=MODS
Press con WHEN?
>>68046232
also, he wouldn't have gotten anywhere without nepotism
>>68046293
52 bings: https://youtu.be/y4W-TTZ7bHc
Media day face offs
https://www.instagram.com/p/BGKcWx6PKfH/
>>68046232
It doesn't matter, because Jesus loves knockouts.
>>68046318
Excuse my newfagness, but what the fuck is a bing?
>>68046421
Minute
>>68046364
>that poirier/green staredown
sensing a cucking lads
>>68046455
the counter cucking winds are strong lately tho
>>68046435
oh..
>>68046421
exactly how long it will take Rockhold to KO Bisping
>>68046421
a sixtieth of a bong
>>68046455
Poirier would win by UD
>>68046520
I think Green's athleticism will be too much for him.
>>68046555
Poirier has wins over better athletes.
That would not be enough.
>>68045243
I prefer women in the anime style
>all those wanker on Sherdog shitting on The Chris
reeeeeeeeee
Faggots on ufc.com more hyped for old man 185 pound hendo than a spicy 155er banger.
I dont even really care about llamas/holloway to be honest.
lol dcs boyfriend is a knock off jon jones
https://www.instagram.com/p/BGKNIcqLg91/
>>68046723
Holloway brings the meme kicks, you can't miss that fight
>>68046723
Poirier is best known to casuals for losing to Conor Mcgregor and they probably don't know who Bobby green is.
>>68046915
But you can say the same about Lamas.
Casuals don't know about Lamas.
>>68043929
They both need more of that synthol slurpee.
>>68046915
Uh Holloway also lost to Mcgregor and bobby green has more twitter followers than lamas.
Chances of Vick pasting Dariush?
>>68047067
Small
>>68046958
Mostly true, but llamas has been more active and gotten more exposure. 2015 was a boom year for the UFC that brought in a lot of new fans.
>>68047030
Holloway also was on the 194 maincard and headlined a fight night on fs1 last year. Poirer was on fightpass which isnt going to give him any exposure to casuals. Bobby green has been out for over a year.
Is Rockhold best at MW?
>>68047106
yes
>>68047106
He's arguably the best in the entire UFC.
Hey guys remember when BJ Penn was gonna fight in 2 days?
>>68047178
what the fuck are you talking about
>>68047178
Lol who is making that argument?
>>68047178
>0 defenses
>>68047193
I think he would beat Jones.
>>68047178
MMA in general. No one can touch him. From any era.
>>68047226
How? What is his path to cvictory?
He isn't taking jones down. He isn't outstriking jones at range. He isn't beating jones in the clinch. He literally gets beaten everywhere.
If either Faber or Bisping (or both) win the title this weekend, should they retire?
>>68047261
>He literally gets beaten everywhere.
Not everywhere.
