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/heem/: jon jones edition
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Upcoming events:

6/4: EFN 49: Bratislava
6/4: UFC 199 (Bisping vs Rockhold 2)
6/10: Titan FC 39 (Cavalcante vs Healy)
6/12: Pancrase 278 (Sunabe vs Haita)
6/17: ONE FC (TBA)
6/17: Bellator 156 (Galvao vs Dantas)
6/17: EFN Global (Fedor vs Maldonaldo)
6/18: UFC FN 89 (MacDonald vs Thompson)
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7/7: UFC FN 90 (Dos Anjos vs Alvarez)
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7/16: Bellator 158 (Kimbo vs Thompson)
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Previous thread: >>68025858

News:

>Stephens leads FN88 payroll
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/31/11820672/ufc-fight-night-88-salaries-jeremy-stephens-tops-payroll-with-100000

>UFC announces partnership with DGital Media
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/31/11820840/ufc-partners-with-dgital-media-to-launch-ufc-unfiltered-with-jim

>Valentina Shevchenko caught in shootout, is unharmed, but striking coach got shot in abdomen
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/31/11824158/ufcs-valentina-shevchenko-unharmed-coach-recovering-after-chaotic
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JON JONES

GET YOUR DICK TOGETHER
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>>68036271
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>>68036293
i miss ngannou and sage, their posters were at least a bit more interesting
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>>68036293
GREATEST OF ALL TIME
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>>68036339
>reading a leaf post
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>>68036339
shut up
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>>68035920
>look at Tweets
>Danzig
Another pussy. Just like Punk. I can't wait for the post fight speech after he's lost. And is then booed out the arena.
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first for paige as a manipulative loli
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be extremely careful
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>>68036271
>UFC announces partnership with DGital Media
>http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/31/11820840/ufc-partners-with-dgital-media-to-launch-ufc-unfiltered-with-jim
An Official UFC-Endorsed podcast? That doesn't sound very appealing.
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>>68036339
Their memes were forced and stale, they all fall down before the GOAT yeh
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Schaub has now compared himself to Andy Dufresne twice in the past 3 weeks
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>>68036380
>listening to UFCshilling
>goofs will actually do this
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>>68036364
>Leave RDA to me
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Did anyone watch Kingdom?

I'm watching TUF Talk now.
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>>68036442
Be serious
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>>68036442
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>>68036446
whaaat the new season started? I'll have to check it out
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>>68036352
GAUD
A
U
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>thanks for the roll anon

how do you respond?
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WHAT'S UP EVERYBODY

UFC 199 goes down THIS saturday LIVE on pay per view. In the main event we got Luke Rockhold defending his middleweight title against Mike Bisbing. In the co main event we got Dominic Cruz vs Urijaha Faber for the Bantamweight title. This entire card is STACKED.

What we're gonna show you is footage from last week's Fight Night in Vegas. Then we're gonna show you some stuff from my trip out west with Nick the Tooth.

It is fight week, blog week.
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Lads, which fighter had a tougher fall from grace, Barao or Pettis?
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AHHHHHHHHHHH NICK HELP RORY IS BULLYING MEEEEEEEE
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>>68036446
I like to wait a few weeks so I can watch 3-4 episodes in a row like a movie. Having to wait a week between each ep kills it.
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ok lads ive gotten a lot of love and a lot of hate lets settle this once and for all
do you love me or not?

i run this /heem/ game, im taking all your (you)s and theres nothing you can do about it
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@68036615

prime example of why tripfags suck. stop fishing for attention.
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>>68036577
M-My dick is similar to a Swiss Roll in size and shape.
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Damn this chicks on TUF Talk are just the right amount of thick. That amanda cooper has ass.
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>>68036330
Bet he takes it home with him as a bodypillow
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>>68036607
Can't wait for Rory to end the Wondermeme
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>>68036681
Wonderboy is gonna run a train on the WW division
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>>68036656
congrats
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>>68036678
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>>68036590
screw the pay per view and give the people what they really want..

MORE TOOTH
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>>68036719
Wonderboy is getting hyped to hell and back.

I'm not calling him shit and some of it is deserved unlike with McGoober but Hendricks wasn't a wrestlefucker..
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So the dust has settled, and I see a couple of different scenarios that could play out for Almeida.

Scenario 1: It's better that he lost his undefeated streak now, as there will be less pressure as well as less hype around him and he can focus more on honing his skills. In this scenario, he will go on a long win streak, become champion, and even defend the belt multiple times.

Scenario 2: He peaked early and will go 1-2 in his next three fights, after which he will fade into early prelim obscurity and be remembered as the prospective champion that never panned out

Which do you think will happen, /heem/? got any alternate scenarios?
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>>68036719
meme-kickers never last, sorry m8
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anyone else here Gonna see their boy in the Times Square modells? I'll be the 7'6 340 pound mma fighter in case if ya'll wanna chill and fights after
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>being so alpha you not only take another mans belt but also his father

Is there anything Rockhold cannot do?
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>>68036805
Name a better striker in the WW division

Wonderboys TDD will be good enough to hold off Rory
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>>68036821
Keep his hair
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shamrock killed this dude
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people would like you if you weren't a tripfag
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@roryfan!16uk/jc8zY

pure autism
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>>68036873
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>>68036851
nick diaz

>>68036914
it'll be okay bud, once you've been on 4chan for a while you'll realize there are some dank tripfags

>>68036985
ill get an hd webm of that in a bit
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>>68037220
>nick diaz
No.
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lads Dom seems so alone. he has so little going on in his personal life that he has to talk about basic dog training on Embedded.
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>>68037278
Everyone kind of went "Fuck You" after his life started to fall apart.

Maybe he doesn't give a damn anymore.
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>>68037278
everyone ditched him when he got injured, but it seems catty zig was eyeing him up a bit
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>>68037220
>no talking nick no talking
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>>68037278
I feel like he knows his body is kind of done and wants the extra checks. Lots of injuries despite a supposedly safe style.
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jon
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>>68036821
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>>68037363
it comes from the training not the fights
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>>68036892
>he pulled the punch
Knew he was a good guy, despite the roids. Ken, on the other hand...
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pour some out for your boys
>War Machine
>Aleks
>Joe Son
>Sage
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is it just me or does nick diaz look like a caged animal here ready to kill?

that shadowboxing, if anyone gets close to him there gonna get cracked
best striking in welterweight for sure

i just hope the time off hasnt made him rusty
i honestly would love to see him fight thompson for his return fight
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>>68037453
I JUST WANTED A FUCKING SLURPEE
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>>68037453
STILL MY BOY
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>>68037501
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gonna repost this war cuz i love it

i love it
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>>68037534
he just wanted to bang, have you guys seen his porn
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>>68037453
you're forgetting someone....
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>>68037534
STILL. MY. BOY.
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>>68037540
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Would the outcome been the same if this kick didn't happen?
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>>68037577
that would have been stopped today
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>>68037554
we have a saying back home you know, that if you're coming on, COME ON!
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>>68037577
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I want fo bang Rockhold's mother while he watches naked

Also why does Bisping always sound congested?
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>>68037605
cause the Henderson KO made him retarded, thats why he talks with that stupid accent
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>>68037599
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>>68037615
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>>68037599
>>68037615
didn't we go over this last thread? stop with the racism
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>>68037613
I'm still going to cheer for him.
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Jon Jones, get your shit together, I'm cummin for ya!
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>>68037453
you forgot the foremost falsely imprisoned innocent boy
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Re-watching Bisping vs Silva

What a fucking trainwreck
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>>68036812
Somebody give me a you, for fucks sake
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@(you)

no
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>>68037740
>those stick legs attached to that fake ass
lmao
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>>68037740
Are my eyes real or that ass real?
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>>68037775
>How can ass be real if our eyes aren't real?
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>>68037740
LoOks like some house of mirrors horror show
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>>68037740
women are so fucking retarded holy shit
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Do chads do mma? Why are there relatively so few chads as top fighters. We got rockhold and Jones (who gets cucked by his NFL bros on a daily basis). The rest seems like nerds or got bullied at school. In gsp and DC's case, it was both.
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>>68037858
delet
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>>68037862
fuck off nigger
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>>68037862
How did you forget Sage Northcutt? He's literally Chad: The Fighter
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>>68037918
lol no
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>>68037918
hes too much of a goober to be a chad
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made an audio webm where you can hear nick diaz taunting robbie
>WHERE YOU AT
>WHERE YOU AT
and you can hear the slap, and mazagatti lol

nick diaz was only 20 years old too

these older fights joe and goldie were just like a /heem/ discussion going back and forth
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>this is the average MMA fighter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8_ZaK8NpQA
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>>68037966
lol forgot to link the webm
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1464841702489.webm
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>>68037918
>Isn't allowed to use the internet
>Chad
pick only one
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Why no post embedded?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80xHW_1jBd8


How much do you think Callum Bisbing masturbates to his mother?
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>>68037931
>>68037932
>>68037986
I think it's all an act, he seems real Chad underneath everything
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>>68038022
none you weirdo

that masseuse on the other hand..
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>>68037966
>>68037984
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>>68038049
carry her bag was code for, "get at her son".
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>>68037984
lol mazzagatti
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>>68038022
ask him on reddit
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>>68038022
a lot
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>>68038045
i think he is more of a goober, whose dad was a chad, but somewhere inside, he is rory and has been fighting it his whole life(the goober rolls over for daddy-washing, the rory only wants violence at edges him on), so his big transformation mid-career he will be coming out to matt brown music.
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I remember someone posted a picture of Sage drinking beer with his friends one time

He looked drunk too
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>>68038022
I like to imagine Bisping raised his son like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hoUM8hlJzls

>>68038097
Send it to Bisping. Tell him you backtraced it to his son.
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>>68038097
lmfao what the fuck
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>>68038125
kek
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>>68038022
>everyone in bispings family keeps telling him hes gonna lose
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>>68038097
>it's a normie uses reddit like it's a chan episode
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why does r/mma hate schaub
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>>68038194
they are little dick loonies
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>>68038194
because he's the least likable human on the planet
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>>68038194
why do we give a shit about r/mma?
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>>68038194
Nerds always hate cool dudes.
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>>68038194
>r/mma
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>>68038253
Dude will you fucking turn off your trip code
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>>68038242
(You)
>>68038253
>we
Kill yourself
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>>68038181
I actually feel so bad for bisping, hope he goes Benoit on this fuckers if he loses to cockhold.
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>>68038317
be careful
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>>68038317
He's pulling a Holm. Do you really think his own family wouldn't say to some assholes with cameras whatever bisping wants them to say? Hes trying to get Luke's guard down
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>>68038295
why dont u make me big guy?

deal with it
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JACK SLACK
>JACK SLACK

"THE WAY OF THE TORTOISE: THE ROLE OF TURNING FETAL IN A FIGHT"

http://fightland.vice.com/blog/the-way-of-the-tortoise-the-role-of-turning-fetal-in-a-fight
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>>68038194

He's dumb as fuck and if Rogan hadn't have stepped in to stop him from getting heemed again, he would literally be heemed into actual full-blown retardation.
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>>68038503
>http://fightland.vice.com/blog/the-way-of-the-tortoise-the-role-of-turning-fetal-in-a-fight
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>>68038503
>so basically what I do is I'll just Youtube stuff like "1960's boxing match" or "old school karate technique", name drop someone like Charly Burley or Roberto Duran and make up some non sense about how what they did was similar to MMA, they buy that shit every time
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>>68038503
>Systemic Wrestling by Ray Carlson
I wonder if there's a download of that somewhere.
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succ
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>>68038537
she is the definition of roastie
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>>68038396

/heem/ is the most comfy place on the chans but I've got be honest man your tripfaggotry really brings me down. It brings me down because I want to heem you so badly but I know I'll never get the chance irl.
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>>68038612

what move do you envision yourself heeming him via?
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>tfw i can heem every here
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>>68038632
Rare
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>>68038639
New
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>>68038632
O wait it's just rory fan with a vpn
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>>68038601

She would heem you with a single elbow and laugh. Also she trains with Cruz so if you managed to beat her then he would step in and make you chase him until you died of a cardiac arrest trying to hit him.
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>>68038045

Awesome pics. Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakin' huge, solid, thick and tight you can get. Thanks for the motivation


Forgive me if I cross a line but I wanted to say you are beautiful. Sleak, fit, sculted, and a a great smile haha. Thanks for all the words of encouragement that I see posted everywhere! Now I see where the profile name comes from: Sweet as sugar and a caring, loving encourager.


You may not think you are in peak physical condition but dude - you rock. Great chest, back, shoulders, traps and the fact that you abs responded like that just after one workout. You suck! If I worked out with you. I'd have to find a place to bury the body.LOL Seriously - Keep me posted with your progress. Every 4 weeks. Front, back and legs.
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>>68038638
>heem me
You try you die. You want to do the man dance? First dance is yours.
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>>68038632

Simple one-two straight jab and cross, then a classic slide to the right for another hard cross right on the chin to crumble him. No need for ground and pound, just Mark Hunt it out of there and mutter 'fuckin' goof' under my breath.
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>>68038666
>Has the champion wrestlefucker with him and is still utterly defenseless against it.
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>>68038612
come to america bro id gladly put you to sleep
i honestly dont think you'd be able to take that right hand shot

>>68038652
no its not adan, hop off my nuts bro
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>>68038708
t. has never heemed anyone in his life
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Quite possibly the worst /heem/ thread ever. Everything just feels so rehashed, zero creativity, zero inspiration. I can't imagine myself still being alive by the end of the month
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Yoel will be champ in 2016
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>>68038719
yeah can't believe CM punk didn't coach him on that
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>"I'm gonna *snort* finish Bizbing in 3 minutes and make it *snort* look easy *shrug*"
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>>68038737
Top kek
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>>68038741
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>"I kicked your arse in training and I'll punch that smug look off your bloody face, believe you me son. *points finger aggressively"
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>>68038720
>>68038722

Both of you goofs need a good heeming. I'll slip your right hand and make my way inside and rock you with an elbow, move to the clinch and delete your body with knees. The second goof will die from sheer awe.
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>>68038708

>mutter 'fuckin' goof'

based
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Be careful

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9n6p5fHIyk

Dagestani MMA fighters can't catch a break
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>>68038783
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>>68038724
i told the goof op to make it a hendo thread but his autism took over

>>68038708
youll do nothing
i'll land that right hand shot and put you on your ass and finish you with a flying hendo bomb
i'm battle tested and ive done it befoe
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how about each country host a /heem/ meet up, smoke weed,drink beer, spar, throw down and or fight, then smoke and drink more.
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is cruz limping in the embedded's ?
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>>68038850
>smoke weed
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this fight shouldve been stopped
what do you guys thinks?
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>>68038808
>that little nigress that runs over to take a picture, which will likely be posted all over social media and follow him for the rest of his life
triggers me every time I see this
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>"I no hespect Luke Cockyhold. So much cock, cock guy. I no like this. *cheeky trollface*
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>>68038850
get off the bongs m8, also all americans should meet up in shitty reno casino and organize a pride style tournament
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>>68038794
Yikes. I saw the report but it looks much crazier on camera.
Also I have a question four you, at an M-1 card, a fighter came out to this sick beat:
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1464375033341.webm
What's Gorets? Some part of Chechnya or something? What's the song man singing?
Thank you for your time
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>>68038850
>smoke weed,drink beer
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>>68038897
>not doing drugs
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>>68038888
>meet up in shitty reno casino and organize a pride style tournament
>shitty reno casino
>reno
>casino
>clandestine pride tournament
>soccer kicks
>in reno
>
>
>
>

this
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>>68038912
>>68038850
>doing drugs socially

>>>/b/
>>>/soc/
>>>/out/
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>>68038892
It literally means Highlander, people that live in the mountain area. Might wanna check Caucasus on the map.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQS7bGg-QC8
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>>68038812

Look son, even though you're a big fuckin' goof with a liver that only exists because I choose not to delete it with vicious knees to the body from the clinch, at the end of the day us Rory fans have to stick together, so how about you just put the trip away and grab a beer with me in time to watch Wonderboy get heemed?
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>>68038866
cruz is a ruse master u goof casual

>>68038850
420blazeit senpai

>>68038867
>i'm straight edge, cm punk is my favorite fighter

is cm punk with the ufc akin to conor and mayweather?
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>>68038942
Neat. Thanks!
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>>68038892
u got the nirvana cover too?
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>>68038850
How about we meet at a neutral gym and I teach /heem/ some grappling?
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>>68038779
>believe you me
this needs to be a bigger meme desu. it's practically bisping's catchphrase
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>Urijah Faber
>Michael Bisping
>Both 37
>Both underdogs
Prepare for double upset, my dudes
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>>68038959
fuck i missed the punch on that wwbm

>>68038946
lets be friends bro
but i gotta ask why does the trip trigger you autism so much?

its just a tripcode, theyve been around on 4chan since the beginning
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>>68036357
>danzig is a pussy
better watch it bro, i hear Danzig browses heem
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>>68039022
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>>68039022
Just pick one of the answers you've received in one of the countless previous conversations regarding this exact topic that you've doubtlessly had. I'd rather be talking about how Rory is going to heem Wonderboy. Well, how?
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>>68039100
i really hope hendo puts lombard to sleep

that fight has to be spicy af
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>>68038942
i like the archaic translation, 'mountaineer.' it makes reading those romantic 19th century accounts of the caucasus fun.
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>>68039133
i think rory is more well-rounded overall and has to follow the matt brown gameplan of crowding wonderboy and not giving him space to strike

he has to keep the distance in the striking and work his nice jab he leaned from gsp, then close the distance and grapple with wonderboy
he really needs to crowd andpressure wonderboy so he cant get off his strikes

it seemed like after hendricks got hit he was scared to close the distance and backed off, playing right into wonderboys style and got heemd

we should watch some tape of each, any fights in particular you want to see?
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>>68039152
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>>68039152
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>>68039330
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>>68039323

Woodley fight might be good to jog the memory.

I'm scared that the last war might have fucked Rory up, hope his nose is OK after the surgery, don't want him hurting bad from round 1, he needs to dictate the early fight confidently and make it to round 3 unheemed by meme kicks. All depends on how his wrestling and TD attempts go early on. Just hope he fucks Wonderboy up with a tasty glove grab elbow.
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>>68039381
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i wonder how much that war took out of them
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>>68039421
yeah, analyze rory based on his losses, and you will see he hasn't lost by wide margins, and usually was winning handily before he lost.

as for facing a kickboxer, he sue fucked up a belgium one like he was nothing at all. I consider condit, rory and lawler to be the top of the WW division with dutch style johnny H a 4th if he is bothering to exchange on the feet.

wonderboy hasn't gone 5, he hasn't fought anyone as strong as rory, or rory's size and competent at striking, angles and suppression.

I imagine a gassed thompson up against the cage, like woodley, getting the full force of the rory kill combo, but not having lawler's insane weave and guard with 4oz gloves and survive skills
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>>68039476
longer version, fuck guys im sleep deprived and a bit out of it on gabapentin excuse my webm spam
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>>68038125

top kek
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>>68039561
that should be a barrel of laughs, he is such a knob, great fighter but bit of a jackass
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>>68039571
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>>68039556
what's the meds for?
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>>68039586
that's not even bad, and he would traumatize connor, bobby green would whip connor

but remember him on tuf?
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>"I want to eat Bisping's liver with some fava beans" (chinese accent required)
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>>68039605
yeah he was a fucking monster on tuf and still is desu
but he was a douche then and still a douche now

but thats what i love about mma so many different personalities and you get to know each fighter so personally.
i really feel like you dont get to do that in any other sport really.
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>>68039591
anxiety but i take a bit more and get this effect
http://animalnewyork.com/2014/backdoor-pharmacist-gets-caressed-gabapentin/

it can be fun as hell but its kicking my ass right now
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>>68039621
yeah, mma digs deeper into their minds. most athletes rarely get pushed deep enough to show what they actually are. mma athletes you see them in the gym, cutting weight, in interview, fighting, post fighting, losing or winning. you get more of a complete picture.

because of that we get the weirdness of all the greats, jones, gsp, silva etc
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>>68039636
for sure, theres nothing quite like mma
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Is a dominant champion better or worse for a division?
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>>68039631
what's anxiety like? are you just nervous all the time?
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>>68039661
Dominant champ made LHW lame
Revolving door made HW lame
Dominant champ made WW lame
Revolving door made LW exciting
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>>68039661
better when gsp was dominating the welterweight division it was stacked and you had nick diaz whooping ass in strikeforce and everyone wanted to see that fight

nick was dominant in strikeforce and it was awesome, a 10 fight win streak and gsp had a huge win streak as well
it makes it more interesting when you have a fighter that seems invincible like an anderson silva, fedor, gsp, nick diaz, jon jones
at least imo
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>>68038194
They're fags, luckily /heem/ loves and adores him and everything he does.
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>>68038537
Schaub would unironically be HW CHAMP right now, he would KO or sub Werdum in one round.
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>>68039698
I disagree
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>>68039703
Schaub could unironically be top 5 in the HW division as it is right now

He'd definitely beat Reem, Werdum, Rothwell, and Cain at least
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>>68039662
idk, anxiety is like a sense of impending doom or anxiety attacks where something just feels wrong
i kinda feel similar to nick diaz

like he trains to be ready to defend himself from any possible attack and visualizes shit he has to defend from, thats why hes always been training because it helps imo

its hard to explain, maybe ask me later
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>>68038639
>>68038652
Omanbro is a regular, relax
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>>68039661
worse WMMA is now cuck forever cause of Honda
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>>68039710
maybe a more explosive better chinned schuab, wait, that's miocic
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>>68039718
man there was nothing better than watching ronda get heem'd when EVERYONE thought she was invincible
i love it

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1464853564047.webm
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>>68039586
El Cucuy is such a meme fag, he was smart to pull out of the Khabib fight, Khabib would fuck his ass into Bellator
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>>68039738
lmao
el cuckoldoey would submit glass knee sloppy sambo in a minute
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http://www.designntrend.com/articles/77299/20160531/nick-diaz-might-face-robbie-lawler-upon-return-to-ufc-but-can-he-win-again.htm

so nick is able to fight as early as august 1st, who does he fight in his return fight?

im thinking gsp is setting up for it, their fight at ufc 158 did a million buys

i mean who else can gsp fight?
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>watch embedded
>suddently Bisping's teenage son
>they seem to have a great relationship
>never had that

;_;
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>Tall
>Handsome as fuck
>Badass
>Fit

Why doesn't he have a girlfriend? Is he gay?
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>>68040031
Did American Psycho have a girlfriend?
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>>68039860
He's lost 3 straight so probably should fight someone like Matt Brown
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>>68040031
literally yes.
>>68040035
Rory is American Psycho dude
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>>68040036
matt brown is scheduled to fight jake lellenberger at 201

i really want to see thompson vs diaz desu
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Isn't it kinda weird that Curz puppy is the typical middle aged woman dog ?
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>>68039860
lawler has larkin, nick, kennedy and jacare for rematches

larkin is stuck trolling the undercarriage of the monster division's top 15

nick is on a losing streak, but is a face that sells

kennedy hasn't fought in forever, is ranked nowhere near lawler so fight is not going to happen in either weightclass

jacare beating bong after bong beats luke and faces lawler for super fight after rory kills the wonder train and lawler retires body triangle maia to a body cast is the second most likely grudge match for robbie. (since mayhem is never going to be good again)
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>>68040046
No
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My newly adopted boy Cody No Love took an L on twitter.

Cody Garbrandt @Cody_Nolove
You're trying to get @UrijahFaber to fight me cause your to scared to fight me @DominickCruz what kind of champion is that?


Dominick Cruz @DominickCruz
.@Cody_Nolove all I Hve stated is ur boy Faber would BEAT you IF u two fought.YOU said the rest. Get ur emotions together "no love"
#Facts


Cody Garbrandt @Cody_Nolove
.@DominickCruz I been planning to beat your ass since I was 16 years old, your time is coming. #Facts
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>>68040046
Nah, small/medium sized doggos are optimal pets.
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>>68040031
He's not a bad person and doesn't want to cheat on someone constantly.
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Goodnight /Heem/

Going to turn on the new TFATK and let Schaubs voice lull me to sleep.
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>>68040041
rory has other role, but definitely not that one. He is more like a bulked up donnie darko with a bit of jack nicholson on drugs and a hatchet thing
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>>68039323
Wondermeme is a larger version of Conor. A manlet-killer.

Rory will Diaz him.
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Has anyone been USADA'd harder than Johny Hendricks?
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>>68040085
Good night my friend, I too listen to Schaub's heavenly voice and soothing sayings while I slumber. Sweet dreams <3
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>>68040118
Every Brazilian
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>>68040070
Is that Elsa Jean?
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Bisping say Rockhold refused Jacare on short notice at the end of this interview.

https://youtu.be/xdn0Kxfm_RY
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>>68040118
big rig got kidney stoned
hes never done steroids in his life
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>>68040161
There's actually a pornstar that looks like she could be Paige's sister but I forget her name.
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>>68040191
I would have too if it were an option.
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If Urijah Faber loses, should he retire?
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>>68040193
True. He gets so much growth hormone from the beef that steroids would have no effect.
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>>68040161
>>68040213
Jessa Rhodes
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>>68040225
i'd like dodson to heem him too
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>>68040070
It's actually really clever by Dom. By constantly saying Faber can beat Cody in the media, Garbrant is going to feel the need to defend himself and say he could heem Urijah. Can't ruse the Cruz.
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>>68040225
Nah. Just start wrestlefucking and cashing pay checks.
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>>68036330
>>68036330

Why is Daniel Cormier so awkward?

Why does he do these things that wind up making him look like a fool?

Why does he suffer so?
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Why is cock guy so dumb?
https://youtu.be/lT29JzRrFuM
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>>68040225
Nah he's still really solid and a great matchup against just about anyone else in the division.
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>>68040300
This. He said he wants to take another fight at 145 also after this one.
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