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Previous thread: >>68025858
News:
>Stephens leads FN88 payroll
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/31/11820672/ufc-fight-night-88-salaries-jeremy-stephens-tops-payroll-with-100000
>UFC announces partnership with DGital Media
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/31/11820840/ufc-partners-with-dgital-media-to-launch-ufc-unfiltered-with-jim
>Valentina Shevchenko caught in shootout, is unharmed, but striking coach got shot in abdomen
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/31/11824158/ufcs-valentina-shevchenko-unharmed-coach-recovering-after-chaotic
JON JONES
GET YOUR DICK TOGETHER
>>68036293
i miss ngannou and sage, their posters were at least a bit more interesting
>>68036293
GREATEST OF ALL TIME
>>68036339
>reading a leaf post
>>68036339
shut up
>>68035920
>look at Tweets
>Danzig
Another pussy. Just like Punk. I can't wait for the post fight speech after he's lost. And is then booed out the arena.
first for paige as a manipulative loli
be extremely careful
>>68036271
>UFC announces partnership with DGital Media
>http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/31/11820840/ufc-partners-with-dgital-media-to-launch-ufc-unfiltered-with-jim
An Official UFC-Endorsed podcast? That doesn't sound very appealing.
>>68036339
Their memes were forced and stale, they all fall down before the GOAT yeh
Schaub has now compared himself to Andy Dufresne twice in the past 3 weeks
>>68036380
>listening to UFCshilling
>goofs will actually do this
>>68036364
>Leave RDA to me
Did anyone watch Kingdom?
I'm watching TUF Talk now.
>>68036442
Be serious
>>68036446
whaaat the new season started? I'll have to check it out
>>68036352
GAUD
A
U
D
>thanks for the roll anon
how do you respond?
WHAT'S UP EVERYBODY
UFC 199 goes down THIS saturday LIVE on pay per view. In the main event we got Luke Rockhold defending his middleweight title against Mike Bisbing. In the co main event we got Dominic Cruz vs Urijaha Faber for the Bantamweight title. This entire card is STACKED.
What we're gonna show you is footage from last week's Fight Night in Vegas. Then we're gonna show you some stuff from my trip out west with Nick the Tooth.
It is fight week, blog week.
Lads, which fighter had a tougher fall from grace, Barao or Pettis?
AHHHHHHHHHHH NICK HELP RORY IS BULLYING MEEEEEEEE
>>68036446
I like to wait a few weeks so I can watch 3-4 episodes in a row like a movie. Having to wait a week between each ep kills it.
ok lads ive gotten a lot of love and a lot of hate lets settle this once and for all
do you love me or not?
i run this /heem/ game, im taking all your (you)s and theres nothing you can do about it
@68036615
prime example of why tripfags suck. stop fishing for attention.
>>68036577
M-My dick is similar to a Swiss Roll in size and shape.
Damn this chicks on TUF Talk are just the right amount of thick. That amanda cooper has ass.
>>68036330
Bet he takes it home with him as a bodypillow
>>68036607
Can't wait for Rory to end the Wondermeme
>>68036681
Wonderboy is gonna run a train on the WW division
>>68036656
congrats
>>68036590
screw the pay per view and give the people what they really want..
MORE TOOTH
>>68036719
Wonderboy is getting hyped to hell and back.
I'm not calling him shit and some of it is deserved unlike with McGoober but Hendricks wasn't a wrestlefucker..
So the dust has settled, and I see a couple of different scenarios that could play out for Almeida.
Scenario 1: It's better that he lost his undefeated streak now, as there will be less pressure as well as less hype around him and he can focus more on honing his skills. In this scenario, he will go on a long win streak, become champion, and even defend the belt multiple times.
Scenario 2: He peaked early and will go 1-2 in his next three fights, after which he will fade into early prelim obscurity and be remembered as the prospective champion that never panned out
Which do you think will happen, /heem/? got any alternate scenarios?
>>68036719
meme-kickers never last, sorry m8
anyone else here Gonna see their boy in the Times Square modells? I'll be the 7'6 340 pound mma fighter in case if ya'll wanna chill and fights after
>being so alpha you not only take another mans belt but also his father
Is there anything Rockhold cannot do?
>>68036805
Name a better striker in the WW division
Wonderboys TDD will be good enough to hold off Rory
>>68036821
Keep his hair
shamrock killed this dude
people would like you if you weren't a tripfag
@roryfan!16uk/jc8zY
pure autism
>>68036851
nick diaz
>>68036914
it'll be okay bud, once you've been on 4chan for a while you'll realize there are some dank tripfags
>>68036985
ill get an hd webm of that in a bit
>>68037220
>nick diaz
No.
lads Dom seems so alone. he has so little going on in his personal life that he has to talk about basic dog training on Embedded.
>>68037278
Everyone kind of went "Fuck You" after his life started to fall apart.
Maybe he doesn't give a damn anymore.
>>68037278
everyone ditched him when he got injured, but it seems catty zig was eyeing him up a bit
>>68037220
>no talking nick no talking
>>68037278
I feel like he knows his body is kind of done and wants the extra checks. Lots of injuries despite a supposedly safe style.
jon
>>68037363
it comes from the training not the fights
>>68036892
>he pulled the punch
Knew he was a good guy, despite the roids. Ken, on the other hand...
pour some out for your boys
>War Machine
>Aleks
>Joe Son
>Sage
is it just me or does nick diaz look like a caged animal here ready to kill?
that shadowboxing, if anyone gets close to him there gonna get cracked
best striking in welterweight for sure
i just hope the time off hasnt made him rusty
i honestly would love to see him fight thompson for his return fight
>>68037453
I JUST WANTED A FUCKING SLURPEE
>>68037453
STILL MY BOY
gonna repost this war cuz i love it
i love it
>>68037534
he just wanted to bang, have you guys seen his porn
>>68037453
you're forgetting someone....
>>68037534
STILL. MY. BOY.
>>68037540
Would the outcome been the same if this kick didn't happen?
>>68037577
that would have been stopped today
>>68037554
we have a saying back home you know, that if you're coming on, COME ON!
>>68037577
I want fo bang Rockhold's mother while he watches naked
Also why does Bisping always sound congested?
>>68037605
cause the Henderson KO made him retarded, thats why he talks with that stupid accent
>>68037599
>>68037615
>>68037599
>>68037615
didn't we go over this last thread? stop with the racism
>>68037613
I'm still going to cheer for him.
Jon Jones, get your shit together, I'm cummin for ya!
>>68037453
you forgot the foremost falsely imprisoned innocent boy
Re-watching Bisping vs Silva
What a fucking trainwreck
>>68036812
Somebody give me a you, for fucks sake
@(you)
no
>>68037740
>those stick legs attached to that fake ass
lmao
>>68037740
Are my eyes real or that ass real?
>>68037775
>How can ass be real if our eyes aren't real?
>>68037740
LoOks like some house of mirrors horror show
>>68037740
women are so fucking retarded holy shit
Do chads do mma? Why are there relatively so few chads as top fighters. We got rockhold and Jones (who gets cucked by his NFL bros on a daily basis). The rest seems like nerds or got bullied at school. In gsp and DC's case, it was both.
>>68037858
delet
>>68037862
fuck off nigger
>>68037862
How did you forget Sage Northcutt? He's literally Chad: The Fighter
>>68037918
lol no
>>68037918
hes too much of a goober to be a chad
made an audio webm where you can hear nick diaz taunting robbie
>WHERE YOU AT
>WHERE YOU AT
and you can hear the slap, and mazagatti lol
nick diaz was only 20 years old too
these older fights joe and goldie were just like a /heem/ discussion going back and forth
>this is the average MMA fighter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8_ZaK8NpQA
>>68037966
lol forgot to link the webm
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1464841702489.webm
>>68037918
>Isn't allowed to use the internet
>Chad
pick only one
Why no post embedded?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80xHW_1jBd8
How much do you think Callum Bisbing masturbates to his mother?
>>68037931
>>68037932
>>68037986
I think it's all an act, he seems real Chad underneath everything
>>68038022
none you weirdo
that masseuse on the other hand..
>>68037966
>>68037984
>>68038049
carry her bag was code for, "get at her son".
>>68037984
lol mazzagatti
>>68038022
ask him on reddit
>>68038022
a lot
>>68038045
i think he is more of a goober, whose dad was a chad, but somewhere inside, he is rory and has been fighting it his whole life(the goober rolls over for daddy-washing, the rory only wants violence at edges him on), so his big transformation mid-career he will be coming out to matt brown music.
I remember someone posted a picture of Sage drinking beer with his friends one time
He looked drunk too
>>68038022
I like to imagine Bisping raised his son like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hoUM8hlJzls
>>68038097
Send it to Bisping. Tell him you backtraced it to his son.
>>68038097
lmfao what the fuck
>>68038125
kek
>>68038022
>everyone in bispings family keeps telling him hes gonna lose
>>68038097
>it's a normie uses reddit like it's a chan episode
why does r/mma hate schaub
>>68038194
they are little dick loonies
>>68038194
because he's the least likable human on the planet
>>68038194
why do we give a shit about r/mma?
>>68038194
Nerds always hate cool dudes.
>>68038194
>r/mma
>>68038253
Dude will you fucking turn off your trip code
>>68038242
(You)
>>68038253
>we
Kill yourself
>>68038181
I actually feel so bad for bisping, hope he goes Benoit on this fuckers if he loses to cockhold.
>>68038317
be careful
>>68038317
He's pulling a Holm. Do you really think his own family wouldn't say to some assholes with cameras whatever bisping wants them to say? Hes trying to get Luke's guard down
>>68038295
why dont u make me big guy?
deal with it
JACK SLACK
>JACK SLACK
"THE WAY OF THE TORTOISE: THE ROLE OF TURNING FETAL IN A FIGHT"
http://fightland.vice.com/blog/the-way-of-the-tortoise-the-role-of-turning-fetal-in-a-fight
>>68038194
He's dumb as fuck and if Rogan hadn't have stepped in to stop him from getting heemed again, he would literally be heemed into actual full-blown retardation.
>>68038503
>http://fightland.vice.com/blog/the-way-of-the-tortoise-the-role-of-turning-fetal-in-a-fight
>>68038503
>so basically what I do is I'll just Youtube stuff like "1960's boxing match" or "old school karate technique", name drop someone like Charly Burley or Roberto Duran and make up some non sense about how what they did was similar to MMA, they buy that shit every time
>>68038503
>Systemic Wrestling by Ray Carlson
I wonder if there's a download of that somewhere.
succ
>>68038537
she is the definition of roastie
>>68038396
/heem/ is the most comfy place on the chans but I've got be honest man your tripfaggotry really brings me down. It brings me down because I want to heem you so badly but I know I'll never get the chance irl.
>>68038612
what move do you envision yourself heeming him via?
>tfw i can heem every here
>>68038632
Rare
>>68038639
New
>>68038632
O wait it's just rory fan with a vpn
>>68038601
She would heem you with a single elbow and laugh. Also she trains with Cruz so if you managed to beat her then he would step in and make you chase him until you died of a cardiac arrest trying to hit him.
>>68038045
Awesome pics. Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakin' huge, solid, thick and tight you can get. Thanks for the motivation
Forgive me if I cross a line but I wanted to say you are beautiful. Sleak, fit, sculted, and a a great smile haha. Thanks for all the words of encouragement that I see posted everywhere! Now I see where the profile name comes from: Sweet as sugar and a caring, loving encourager.
You may not think you are in peak physical condition but dude - you rock. Great chest, back, shoulders, traps and the fact that you abs responded like that just after one workout. You suck! If I worked out with you. I'd have to find a place to bury the body.LOL Seriously - Keep me posted with your progress. Every 4 weeks. Front, back and legs.
>>68038638
>heem me
You try you die. You want to do the man dance? First dance is yours.
>>68038632
Simple one-two straight jab and cross, then a classic slide to the right for another hard cross right on the chin to crumble him. No need for ground and pound, just Mark Hunt it out of there and mutter 'fuckin' goof' under my breath.
>>68038666
>Has the champion wrestlefucker with him and is still utterly defenseless against it.
>>68038612
come to america bro id gladly put you to sleep
i honestly dont think you'd be able to take that right hand shot
>>68038652
no its not adan, hop off my nuts bro
>>68038708
t. has never heemed anyone in his life
Quite possibly the worst /heem/ thread ever. Everything just feels so rehashed, zero creativity, zero inspiration. I can't imagine myself still being alive by the end of the month
Yoel will be champ in 2016
>>68038719
yeah can't believe CM punk didn't coach him on that
![111514-UFC-luke-rockhold-ahn-PI.vresize.1200.675.high.41[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ZDoYXEf.jpg "111514-UFC-luke-rockhold-ahn-PI.vresize.1200.675.high.41[1]")
>"I'm gonna *snort* finish Bizbing in 3 minutes and make it *snort* look easy *shrug*"
>>68038737
Top kek
![01_31084830_7393d5_2621941a[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/SBWqhV2.jpg "01 31084830 7393d5 2621941a[1]")
>"I kicked your arse in training and I'll punch that smug look off your bloody face, believe you me son. *points finger aggressively"
>>68038720
>>68038722
Both of you goofs need a good heeming. I'll slip your right hand and make my way inside and rock you with an elbow, move to the clinch and delete your body with knees. The second goof will die from sheer awe.
>>68038708
>mutter 'fuckin' goof'
based
Be careful
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9n6p5fHIyk
Dagestani MMA fighters can't catch a break
>>68038724
i told the goof op to make it a hendo thread but his autism took over
>>68038708
youll do nothing
i'll land that right hand shot and put you on your ass and finish you with a flying hendo bomb
i'm battle tested and ive done it befoe
how about each country host a /heem/ meet up, smoke weed,drink beer, spar, throw down and or fight, then smoke and drink more.
is cruz limping in the embedded's ?
>>68038850
>smoke weed
this fight shouldve been stopped
what do you guys thinks?
>>68038808
>that little nigress that runs over to take a picture, which will likely be posted all over social media and follow him for the rest of his life
triggers me every time I see this
![02_26142342_7681b0_2658134a[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/k3fmR1B.jpg "02 26142342 7681b0 2658134a[1]")
>"I no hespect Luke Cockyhold. So much cock, cock guy. I no like this. *cheeky trollface*
>>68038850
get off the bongs m8, also all americans should meet up in shitty reno casino and organize a pride style tournament
>>68038794
Yikes. I saw the report but it looks much crazier on camera.
Also I have a question four you, at an M-1 card, a fighter came out to this sick beat:
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1464375033341.webm
What's Gorets? Some part of Chechnya or something? What's the song man singing?
Thank you for your time
>>68038850
>smoke weed,drink beer
>>68038897
>not doing drugs
>>68038888
>meet up in shitty reno casino and organize a pride style tournament
>shitty reno casino
>reno
>casino
>clandestine pride tournament
>soccer kicks
>in reno
>
>
>
>
this
>>68038912
>>68038850
>doing drugs socially
>>>/b/
>>>/soc/
>>>/out/
>>68038892
It literally means Highlander, people that live in the mountain area. Might wanna check Caucasus on the map.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQS7bGg-QC8
>>68038812
Look son, even though you're a big fuckin' goof with a liver that only exists because I choose not to delete it with vicious knees to the body from the clinch, at the end of the day us Rory fans have to stick together, so how about you just put the trip away and grab a beer with me in time to watch Wonderboy get heemed?
>>68038866
cruz is a ruse master u goof casual
>>68038850
420blazeit senpai
>>68038867
>i'm straight edge, cm punk is my favorite fighter
is cm punk with the ufc akin to conor and mayweather?
>>68038942
Neat. Thanks!
>>68038892
u got the nirvana cover too?
>>68038850
How about we meet at a neutral gym and I teach /heem/ some grappling?
>>68038779
>believe you me
this needs to be a bigger meme desu. it's practically bisping's catchphrase
>Urijah Faber
>Michael Bisping
>Both 37
>Both underdogs
Prepare for double upset, my dudes
>>68038959
fuck i missed the punch on that wwbm
>>68038946
lets be friends bro
but i gotta ask why does the trip trigger you autism so much?
its just a tripcode, theyve been around on 4chan since the beginning
>>68036357
>danzig is a pussy
better watch it bro, i hear Danzig browses heem
>>68039022
>>68039022
Just pick one of the answers you've received in one of the countless previous conversations regarding this exact topic that you've doubtlessly had. I'd rather be talking about how Rory is going to heem Wonderboy. Well, how?
>>68039100
i really hope hendo puts lombard to sleep
that fight has to be spicy af
>>68038942
i like the archaic translation, 'mountaineer.' it makes reading those romantic 19th century accounts of the caucasus fun.
>>68039133
i think rory is more well-rounded overall and has to follow the matt brown gameplan of crowding wonderboy and not giving him space to strike
he has to keep the distance in the striking and work his nice jab he leaned from gsp, then close the distance and grapple with wonderboy
he really needs to crowd andpressure wonderboy so he cant get off his strikes
it seemed like after hendricks got hit he was scared to close the distance and backed off, playing right into wonderboys style and got heemd
we should watch some tape of each, any fights in particular you want to see?
>>68039152
>>68039152
>>68039330
>>68039323
Woodley fight might be good to jog the memory.
I'm scared that the last war might have fucked Rory up, hope his nose is OK after the surgery, don't want him hurting bad from round 1, he needs to dictate the early fight confidently and make it to round 3 unheemed by meme kicks. All depends on how his wrestling and TD attempts go early on. Just hope he fucks Wonderboy up with a tasty glove grab elbow.
>>68039381
i wonder how much that war took out of them
>>68039421
yeah, analyze rory based on his losses, and you will see he hasn't lost by wide margins, and usually was winning handily before he lost.
as for facing a kickboxer, he sue fucked up a belgium one like he was nothing at all. I consider condit, rory and lawler to be the top of the WW division with dutch style johnny H a 4th if he is bothering to exchange on the feet.
wonderboy hasn't gone 5, he hasn't fought anyone as strong as rory, or rory's size and competent at striking, angles and suppression.
I imagine a gassed thompson up against the cage, like woodley, getting the full force of the rory kill combo, but not having lawler's insane weave and guard with 4oz gloves and survive skills
>>68039476
longer version, fuck guys im sleep deprived and a bit out of it on gabapentin excuse my webm spam
>>68038125
top kek
>>68039561
that should be a barrel of laughs, he is such a knob, great fighter but bit of a jackass
>>68039571
>>68039556
what's the meds for?
>>68039586
that's not even bad, and he would traumatize connor, bobby green would whip connor
but remember him on tuf?
>"I want to eat Bisping's liver with some fava beans" (chinese accent required)
>>68039605
yeah he was a fucking monster on tuf and still is desu
but he was a douche then and still a douche now
but thats what i love about mma so many different personalities and you get to know each fighter so personally.
i really feel like you dont get to do that in any other sport really.
>>68039591
anxiety but i take a bit more and get this effect
http://animalnewyork.com/2014/backdoor-pharmacist-gets-caressed-gabapentin/
it can be fun as hell but its kicking my ass right now
>>68039621
yeah, mma digs deeper into their minds. most athletes rarely get pushed deep enough to show what they actually are. mma athletes you see them in the gym, cutting weight, in interview, fighting, post fighting, losing or winning. you get more of a complete picture.
because of that we get the weirdness of all the greats, jones, gsp, silva etc
>>68039636
for sure, theres nothing quite like mma
Is a dominant champion better or worse for a division?
>>68039631
what's anxiety like? are you just nervous all the time?
>>68039661
Dominant champ made LHW lame
Revolving door made HW lame
Dominant champ made WW lame
Revolving door made LW exciting
>>68039661
better when gsp was dominating the welterweight division it was stacked and you had nick diaz whooping ass in strikeforce and everyone wanted to see that fight
nick was dominant in strikeforce and it was awesome, a 10 fight win streak and gsp had a huge win streak as well
it makes it more interesting when you have a fighter that seems invincible like an anderson silva, fedor, gsp, nick diaz, jon jones
at least imo
>>68038194
They're fags, luckily /heem/ loves and adores him and everything he does.
>>68038537
Schaub would unironically be HW CHAMP right now, he would KO or sub Werdum in one round.
>>68039698
I disagree
>>68039703
Schaub could unironically be top 5 in the HW division as it is right now
He'd definitely beat Reem, Werdum, Rothwell, and Cain at least
>>68039662
idk, anxiety is like a sense of impending doom or anxiety attacks where something just feels wrong
i kinda feel similar to nick diaz
like he trains to be ready to defend himself from any possible attack and visualizes shit he has to defend from, thats why hes always been training because it helps imo
its hard to explain, maybe ask me later
>>68038639
>>68038652
Omanbro is a regular, relax
>>68039661
worse WMMA is now cuck forever cause of Honda
>>68039710
maybe a more explosive better chinned schuab, wait, that's miocic
>>68039718
man there was nothing better than watching ronda get heem'd when EVERYONE thought she was invincible
i love it
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1464853564047.webm
>>68039586
El Cucuy is such a meme fag, he was smart to pull out of the Khabib fight, Khabib would fuck his ass into Bellator
>>68039738
lmao
el cuckoldoey would submit glass knee sloppy sambo in a minute
http://www.designntrend.com/articles/77299/20160531/nick-diaz-might-face-robbie-lawler-upon-return-to-ufc-but-can-he-win-again.htm
so nick is able to fight as early as august 1st, who does he fight in his return fight?
im thinking gsp is setting up for it, their fight at ufc 158 did a million buys
i mean who else can gsp fight?
>watch embedded
>suddently Bisping's teenage son
>they seem to have a great relationship
>never had that
;_;
>Tall
>Handsome as fuck
>Badass
>Fit
Why doesn't he have a girlfriend? Is he gay?
>>68040031
Did American Psycho have a girlfriend?
>>68039860
He's lost 3 straight so probably should fight someone like Matt Brown
>>68040031
literally yes.
>>68040035
Rory is American Psycho dude
>>68040036
matt brown is scheduled to fight jake lellenberger at 201
i really want to see thompson vs diaz desu
Isn't it kinda weird that Curz puppy is the typical middle aged woman dog ?
>>68039860
lawler has larkin, nick, kennedy and jacare for rematches
larkin is stuck trolling the undercarriage of the monster division's top 15
nick is on a losing streak, but is a face that sells
kennedy hasn't fought in forever, is ranked nowhere near lawler so fight is not going to happen in either weightclass
jacare beating bong after bong beats luke and faces lawler for super fight after rory kills the wonder train and lawler retires body triangle maia to a body cast is the second most likely grudge match for robbie. (since mayhem is never going to be good again)
My newly adopted boy Cody No Love took an L on twitter.
Cody Garbrandt @Cody_Nolove
You're trying to get @UrijahFaber to fight me cause your to scared to fight me @DominickCruz what kind of champion is that?
Dominick Cruz @DominickCruz
.@Cody_Nolove all I Hve stated is ur boy Faber would BEAT you IF u two fought.YOU said the rest. Get ur emotions together "no love"
#Facts
Cody Garbrandt @Cody_Nolove
.@DominickCruz I been planning to beat your ass since I was 16 years old, your time is coming. #Facts
>>68040046
Nah, small/medium sized doggos are optimal pets.
>>68040031
He's not a bad person and doesn't want to cheat on someone constantly.
Goodnight /Heem/
Going to turn on the new TFATK and let Schaubs voice lull me to sleep.
>>68040041
rory has other role, but definitely not that one. He is more like a bulked up donnie darko with a bit of jack nicholson on drugs and a hatchet thing
>>68039323
Wondermeme is a larger version of Conor. A manlet-killer.
Rory will Diaz him.
Has anyone been USADA'd harder than Johny Hendricks?
>>68040085
Good night my friend, I too listen to Schaub's heavenly voice and soothing sayings while I slumber. Sweet dreams <3
>>68040118
Every Brazilian
>>68040070
Is that Elsa Jean?
Bisping say Rockhold refused Jacare on short notice at the end of this interview.
https://youtu.be/xdn0Kxfm_RY
>>68040118
big rig got kidney stoned
hes never done steroids in his life
>>68040161
There's actually a pornstar that looks like she could be Paige's sister but I forget her name.
>>68040191
I would have too if it were an option.
If Urijah Faber loses, should he retire?
>>68040193
True. He gets so much growth hormone from the beef that steroids would have no effect.
>>68040161
>>68040213
Jessa Rhodes
>>68040225
i'd like dodson to heem him too
>>68040070
It's actually really clever by Dom. By constantly saying Faber can beat Cody in the media, Garbrant is going to feel the need to defend himself and say he could heem Urijah. Can't ruse the Cruz.
>>68040225
Nah. Just start wrestlefucking and cashing pay checks.
>>68036330
>>68036330
Why is Daniel Cormier so awkward?
Why does he do these things that wind up making him look like a fool?
Why does he suffer so?
Why is cock guy so dumb?
https://youtu.be/lT29JzRrFuM
>>68040225
Nah he's still really solid and a great matchup against just about anyone else in the division.
>>68040300
This. He said he wants to take another fight at 145 also after this one.
>>68040298
>what the fuck is that?
>>68040283
He's getting into Jon's head (and pants)
>>68040298
I can tell that fat fuck reporter just by his voice, he really disgusts me.
>>68040046
nah man little dogs are cool as hell
well all dogs are desu
>tfw you have to put your teeth in before the interview
>>68040298
TEAM AKA
Autistic
K???
A???
>>68040334
It's really weird. He seemed uncomfortable around his own mother in embedded.
>>68040349
Now this is the part where I say
>You JUST KNOW
Haha, but I won't, I've advanced past the stage in my life where I imply people are in incestuous relationships. Now I just exist.
>Wake up, Luke. It's all over.
>>68040334
autistic
kneesplosions
academy
>>68040378
Based.
bisbong and ass chin WINNING sb screencap this
>>68040225
I think he said he will if he loses
>>68040070
When one king gets old a young gorilla kills him and takes everything he owns
>>68040378
saved
how based would be robin black & dominick cruz doing commentary for ufc ppv's?
>>68040472
it'd be fun
ufc need to train up a whole slew of color commentators, not only to make fightpass better, but to further their claims of supporting their fighters better then anyone else. usman wasn't too bad on the one card, sure there are guys like lawler who would suck ass on commentary, but they will sell him to the military so they can save him for when demons invade mars
>>68040378
>tfw bisping wins
thanks for posting it again lad
>>68040378
I want Bisping to win and I haven't even heard of him until the Anderson Silver fight.
>>68040515
>I want Bisping to win and I haven't even heard of him until the Anderson Silver fight.
kek
>>68040515
Good lad
Remember, all UFC champions are british
>>68040436
Cody is going to use the power that he adsorbed from touching Conor to heem Mighty Mouse at 125 because he won't fight Faber for the title.
>>68040472
Robin Black is a dildo.
I'd take Schaub, Callen and Cruz.
I hope Luke just takes Bisbong down and submits him gently. I don't want a vet to be embarrassed.
>>68040031
Too alpha for a gf. Also, bad for training.
>>68040552
no, you are a dildo
>>68040552
sounds comfy
>callen getting every fighter's name wrong
>schaub yelling "OHHHH GET HIM" when a fighter is winning
>cruz trying to maintain balance and be accurate
>>68040585
>Callen won't shut up about fighter's dicks
>>68040585
Callen still somehow contributes more of value than Mike Goldberg ever has.
>>68040666
checked n kekd
>>68040666
Cormier looks happy and like he's goofing around a lot, seems to be good mentally, the Jones meme might be coming to an end lads
>>68040676
>>68040683
i had to do this
>>68040697
haha m8
>>68040690
that's from before the first fight
>>68040739
Well fuck
>>68040714
sorry
>>68040378
THE FIGHT IS NOT OVER ROCKHOLD
>when a division champ is so inactive that despite him not being injured or having a scheduled fight, there's an interim fight happening
>despite the division being absolutely stacked with 3 potential fighters deserving title shots
Why is this allowed?
>>68040803
Because nobody gives a fuck about the manletweight division without him
Welcome to "If I Did It", a show where we analyse and solve PR kerfuffles from the MMA world and beyond.
>>68036590
man im so sad there aient no blog week :( i loved that shit looking how boss man lives and works :(
>>68041037
LOL
>>68041037
It's a decent premise for a podcast, but I can't get past the whiny voices
>>68041090
>>68041094
>Kid Nate
what happened on TUF
>>68040191
>Bisping saying he's looking to finish him in the first or second round
Dammit mane. I understand why but that's never a good thing to say
Artem Lobov > Martin Svensson
Martin Svensson > Morten Djursaa
Morten Djursaa > Alan Carlos
Alan Carlos > Petras Markevicius
Petras Markevicius > Gegard Mousasi
Gegard Mousasi > Dan Henderson
Dan Henderson > Fedor Emelianenko
>>68041190
it's a ruse, he's going to win a decision
>>68041184
claudia won again
>>68040191
>Rockhold refused Jacare on short notice
That's interesting, Luke must take Bisping pretty lightly
>>68041184
Joanna's team lost yet another fight
>>68040031
Why have a girlfreind now when he can fuck a different 10 every day?
nogeira is not even in the hall of fame lmao what a fucking joke
>>68041197
unironically artem lobov > fyodor emelianenko
why is rogan watch gone?
>>68041218
I think anyone in their right mind would take Bisping over Jacare.
>>68041239
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3H1AQMTpd4k
>>68041235
I'm proud
>>68041221
Why does Joanna suck?
>>68041245
Refusing both was an option surely
>>68041218
Or Bisping is lying.
>>68041281
I think the hit you would take with Dana and the Fertittas would be massive. You've had a full camp, the guy is someone you beat before, and he's not getting a camp. Rockhold is going into Bisping confident as he's ever been.
>>68041284
Nah
>>68041296
Yeah. Jacare would be running his mouth otherwise. He's injured.
Where is predictioncuck?
>>68041301
Stop besmirching the name of Michael Bisping. He's many things but he's not a liar.
>>68041305
Couldn't handle the autism
>>68041310
Jacare has not stopped talking about how it was a bad decision in his fight with Rockhold since he lost. I don't believe he'd be quiet on this. Maybe Bisping isn't lying, he heard a rumor from a "source". Let's hear Rockhold's take, someone might ask him at the press conference.
>>68041317
Of course he'd deny it, I don't trust Luke
>>68040044
Ellenburger was a MUNNNNSTER
What went wrong?
>>68041353
Is she wearing heels?
>>68041326
Well Jacare just had knee surgery, and Dana White said they would have given it to Jacare had he not been injured. An elaborate cover for Rockhold? I doubt it.
http://sports.yahoo.com/news/knee-surgery-nixed-jacare-souza-option-ufc-199-190838154--mma.html
trump is a big guy for me
>>68038022
>Faber attributing his loss to his long hair
KEK
>>68041368
I wonder who Barnett votes for
Wouldn't be surprised at all if it was Trump
Bisping's wife looking damn good with the pink hair.
Lads. It's the future.
>>>/g/54841105
>>68036364
it's alright man, you're still cool
>>68036467
Such a """""""""big"""""""" 125er, mike
>>68041312
RIP IN PEACE PREDICTIONKEK
HEEM WILL NEVER BE THE SAME WITHOUT YE
>>68036446
Oh fuck SoNNnNnNNnnnnn Kingdom is back? I love that show
>>68036614
I know this feel
Luke Rockhold vs. Michael Bisping
Dominick Cruz vs. Urijah Faber
Max Holloway vs. Ricardo Lamas
Dan Henderson vs. Hector Lombard
Dustin Poirier vs. Bobby Green
>>68041461
>I love that show
bad taste
>>68041518
BISPING
CRUZ
HOLLOWAY
HENDO
POIRIER
>>68041518
Rockhold
Faber
Holloway
Lombard
Poirier
>>68041518
Bisping
Cruz
Holloway
Lombard
Poirier
Ya'll already discussed who's the random chick Cockhold has been bangin?
>>68041376
What a coincidence that the first PPV that Rogan's missed in a very, very long time just so happens to be the one Cyborg was fighting (and most likely winning) on.
>>68041544
that's a dude
>>68041549
It was his kids birthday
>>68041549
He hasn't done Brazil cards for a while now.
>>68041555
>>68041560
Fuck you don't poke logic holes in my theories
https://youtu.be/Q_ttd5sGqQY
you now remember the Dana White get
>>68041569
>boring they said
>no personality they said
>>68041518
Luke
Faber
Holloway
Hendo
Poirier
>>68041518
Rockhold
Cruz
Holloway
Lombard
Poirier
ez card desu
>>68041569
lol both of bisping's sons picked rockhold
>>68041518
Rockhold via 1st round T/KO
Cruz via decision
Holloway via decision
Lombard via 1st round T/KO
Poirier via decision
>>68041272
She's too busy acting like a daft boot.
>>68041632
>Rockhold via 1st round T/KO
>that flag
Callum?
;_;
>>68041518
Okay, here we go. Let's just fuck my shit up.
BISPING
FABER
HOLLOWAY
LOMBARD
POIRIER
>>68041695
Delete this
>>68041569
ffs why is he actually good
>>68041518
Rockhold
Cruz
Holloway
Lombard
Poirier
>>68041518
Rockhold
Cruz
Holloway
Lombard
Poirier
>>68041756
Ignore this
>>68041518
Rockhold
Faber
Holloway
Lombard
Porier.
>>68041518
Rockhold
Faber, fuck it
Holloway
Lombard
Poirer
>>68041518
Going with mah boy Bisping
Cruz
Hollaway
Lombard by murder or decision
Green
>>68041518
rockhold
cruz
holloway
lombard
poirier
>>68039661
It really depends on the division. A division like flyweight makes it obviously worse because nobody gets time to get experience and hone their skills before getting tossed to MM.
In the case of the HW division, I would like to see somebody hold on to the belt for more than one fucking fight.
In the case of MW, I loved the Silva era, it was exciting as fuck every time he fought. And his opponents weren't complete inexperienced garbage like a lot of MM's.
Another thing that sucks about dominant champs is that it leaves the potential for a bunch of annoying rematches if the champ ever does lose. Look at Cain, 3 of his last 6 fights were to JDS
>>68041923
>A division like flyweight makes it obviously worse because nobody gets time to get experience and hone their skills before getting tossed to MM.
IDK, a majority of the fights at flyweight are fun and competitive.
What say you about LHW once Jones skullfucks Cormier?
NEW THREAD,
>>68037323
>>68037323
>>68037323
>>68041942
>flw fans
yeah nah get fucked what's the point of action fights if their punches can't even hurt each other
>>68041518
Bisping
Faber
Holloway
Henderson
Poirier
>judo v BJJ
>>68042003
Holy shit
You know, Lombard almost finished Magny in the first round and knocked him down hard in the second so I don't know why anyone's counting him out or he's getting this shot fighter reputation
How many bings and bongs till this press conference?
>>68042160
Cuz he was just beaten to a pulp like 3 months ago. His chin wont be recovered.
It's like they're stuck in the mud awmost
>>68041518
Rockhold will retire him
Cruz (48-47)
Holloway DEC
Lombard via vicious heem
Doostin'
>>68041518
Rockhold
Cruz
Holloway
Lombard
Poirier
>>68041518
Rockhold
Faber
Holloway
Lombard
Poirer
>>68042335
cowfee
>>68036271
My heart says Bisping, but my wallet says Rockholod
/heem/ is there any chance Bisping can heem rockhold?
>>68041942
Yea but it's hard to get hyped about contenders when you know they're just gonna get steam-rolled by MM. To me there are different kinds of dominant champs. There are dominant champs like MM and Ronda (obv not Ronda anymore) who are almost "too" good. They seem untouchable, or invincible compared to all of their competition. And then you have champs like Anderson and Jon Jones who, during their respective runs, were very much dominant but still seemed human. Jones's fight vs Gus is a good example, and Anderson's first fight against Chael is a good example as well. That to me was more interesting than "oh look, Ronda is gonna armbar a girl in the first round again, who cares"
>>68042025
depends on the rules. Judo guy will without a doubt get the BJJ guy on his back. Question is, can the Judo guy get a submission in less than 30 seconds?
If not, BJJ wins.
>>68041518
rockhold
cruiz
holloway
lombard
poirier
Is Doms hand broken?
Bet the house on the Cali Kid
>>68042469
I feel this. As long as you dont bet, cheer the bisbong and believe6
>>68042541
Is does hand broken?
>>68042565
Delet this
>>68042556
its not like Dom punches anyway he will just do his meme dance footwork for 25 minutes.
Is hoes band drunken?
>>68041578
A pic would be great, nigger.
Or at least a post number
>I sentence you to get that dick sucked jon
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/2/11827266/different-weigh-in-procedure-for-ufc-199-explained
>It won't go away and will largely be the same, according to UFC vice president of public relations Dave Sholler. It will remain at 4 p.m. Fighters will still pose on stage and square off with each other like the weigh-ins we're used to. The only difference will be that Joe Rogan will announce the weights that were previously recorded rather than the ones read from the scale right then and there.
Alright faggots, I got a one month FREE Fight pass promo code that I'll give away here. Only thing you gotta do is post your best HEEM.
>>68041518
Bisping
Cruz
Hollowway
Hand-O
Pore yea
I'll put a hunnid on Bisping just for that plus900 ratio
>>68042692
>The biggest change will happen Friday. Beginning at 10 a.m. at a nearby hotel, the athletes can begin weighing in. They will have a window of four hours to do so and can hit the scale at any time during that period. UFC and commission officials will be present. That's a major difference from the typical 4 p.m. weigh-in. The idea is to give fighters more time to rehydrate before the fight.
>This whole thing, by the way, is only optional. If a fighter wants to weigh-in at the usual afternoon time, he or she can. However, most are expected to take advantage of the earlier hour.
>>68042719
I don't even need the code, I just like posting heems
>you now remember BJ Penn was supposed to be fighting on Saturday
>>68042728
Should help to counteract the detriments of the IV ban. Great for Rockhold and Cruz.
>>68042761
BJ Penn was the most overhyped can in the sport and I'm so glad he's gone, hope he stays gone too
Some highlights from open workouts yesterday
https://youtu.be/naf3ryFVrLc
https://youtu.be/J2E_oCMNn9I
>>68042789
That mma fighting one is top tier
>>68042277
Come on lads
>>68042685
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/66505580/#66505769
Holy shit that's a lot of Dustin picks
>>68042831
4 bongs 40 bings
>Thanks Commiefornia
>Anderson 'The Spider' Silva may have said he wants to fight at UFC 200, but that appears unlikely.
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/2/11821026/coach-anderson-silva-unlikely-to-fight-at-ufc-200
What if... you know,
>”Georges, I’m going to go to the death, I’m going to try to kill you and I’m not joking about this.”
>>68042839
He hits harder, can match the pace as green, and has advantages on the mat and in the clinch. It's his fight to lose.
jessica andrade at +133, sean strickland at +123 (breese is my boy but that's a hard fight)...
who is the best underdog iyo?
>>68036357
how is Danzig a pussy? he confronts guys three times his size. yeah, he gets ktfo, but he's no pussy. a pussy runs away or calls others names on heem threads.
>>68036330
Holy fuck, are the memes true?
>>68042920
AYO JON
IMMA WRESTLE THAT DICK INTO MY MOUTH
>>68041544
Looks like Khabib
Cmon faggots, let's see the heems. I don't need this shit and I feel bad for letting go to waste.
>>68042839
heem usually gets BTFO when they all pick one guy early on
gonna put in a second pick with bobby just in case
>>68042789
>he watches men exercise
>If I want to go down on Jon Jones 100 times, I will go down on Jon Jones 100 times.
>>68042003
>GRAY MAYNARD DEFEATS...
>GRAY MAYNARD
looks like we're going to have to use that shit op (again)
anyone notice not having to enter the captcha sometimes?
>>68042966
haha
>>68042963
how do i get one of those for my brother
>Jon, do you really think Ill just suck you off and not swallow? I mean really...
>>68042003
>heeming yourself
JUST
>>68043010
post heems
>>68042843
ta senpai
>>68042990
kek
If Jon Jones had inflamed intestines he'd be called Jon Crohns
Who is the best bet on the card?
>>68043077
If Jon Jones was really skinny he would be called Jon Bones ;^)
>brazil might have affirmative action for trannies in the near future
https://amp.twimg.com/v/88c44452-b928-4cca-bd6a-7390ed7c723a
>>68043077
If Jon Jones was a delicious British afternoon snack he would be called Jon Scones.
>>68043117
>the US might imprison you for misgendering trannies soon
>>68043132
>swearing in an interview
no longer my boy
>>68043106
and if he were british, he'd be called Jon "Scones" Bones.
WE ARE LIVE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6YH6NgNfDk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6YH6NgNfDk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6YH6NgNfDk
say hello to your new ufc bantamweight champion
>>68043134
>>68043154
Jon is British
https://youtu.be/MDaJYxxTgK0
The American accent is a front.
>>68041518
Rockhold
Cruz
Holloway
Lombard
Poirier
>>68043168
shake dat chin yeh
>>68043161
>care/don't care preview
no i don't nigga
>>68043161
Thanks m8
Who should she fight next?
>>68043161
BASED
A
S
E
D
>>68043188
You are welcome cage fighting connoisseur.
>>68043190
karolina myfightfuwiecz
>>68043190
her demons
reminder that welterweight is the best weight class because it has the perfect balance of speed and power
>>68043209
>>68043247
any pics of his wife?
>>68043231
it is the best class because it is the heaviest weight where you can still have a deep talent pool, after USADA and everyone being on shitty cycles that is
>>68043190
lithcuck
>5 black dudes
Is there any reason not to put down money on this line for Faber?
>>68041518
Luke Rockhold
Dominick Cruz
Ricardo Lamas
Hector Lombard
Dustin Poirier
>>68043428
heh yeah... it's called logic... mighta heard of it... heh
>>68043509
So you see Cruz finishing Faber?
>>68041518
Rockhold
Faber
Holloway
Lombard
Green
>>68043190
my cock
i'd let her rear naked choke my dick any day
>>68043569
what is that ugly piece of shit
>>68043567
Who the fuck is this guy?
>>68043569
Bane?
>>68043231
No-one cares Bryce Courtenay.
>>68043168
I want to break those chicken nuggets off his chin and dunk them in ketchup
>>68043567
what's up with her hairline?
>>68043592
statue devoted to mattress actresses
>>68041518
Rockhold
Cruz
Holloway
Lombard
Poirier
>>68043190
she really looks like an underage boy. its disturbing that she is found attractive to you virgins
>>68043190
does he actually train her or is he just fucking her the whole time?
>>68043634
if you see an underage boy when you look at rose i've got bad news for you
Dana is live on sports center right now
>>68043652
>oversized head
>flat chest
>narrow hips
>0 bunda
>small thighs
this does not describe a woman anon
>>68043688
you'd like rose if she wore a cup
>>68043652
she's got a tooth gap, man hips, no tits, and is a 5/10 tops face wise even if she had properly shaped teeth
absolutely disgusting
the only reason I would fuck a troll like her would be to tell my friends I did, not because she was even remotely physically attractive
>>68041524
>I don't like that show
bad taste
Tate v Rousey 3: this time its personal
>>68043730
You say that like you'd be doing her a favor
lmao @ ur life
>>68043708
what does that even mean?
>>68043730
>the only reason I would fuck a troll like her would be to tell my friends I did
You can tell your friends that without fucking her.
>>68043747
why does Ronda get a title shot before Holly?
>>68043767
because she beat Tate twice and Holly may get the title shot before that anyways.
>>68043751
you're getting mad over her on an anonymous sports board, going out of your way to call her ugly and other people virgins, her sexiness comes from her being a fighter dummy
Migrate
>>68037323
>>68041518
ROCKHOLD
FABER
HOLLOWAY
HENDO
POIRIER
>>68043623
She begins to rockhold.
>>68043077
if jon jones was seriously addicted to mary-jane he'd be jon stones
Say hello to the new champ.
"Hello champ"
This is his first and last chance, he is going all out. He had great boxing vs Heemerson SIlva.
Either bisping gets knocked out or Stonehold does.
>>68043748
hey anon. How's your 5/10 wildabeast girlfriend doing?
are you mad your genes couldn't get you anything better?
>>68043989
>> addicted to marijuana
>> tfw you realize you're discussing mma with literal 12 year olds
>>68043632
who is this?
>>68044204
He is talking about this
http://www.mmamania.com/2015/11/27/9805966/jon-jones-says-he-was-addicted-to-marijuana-not-cocaine-suggests-he
>>68044204
How do you explain those literal no-lifes, whos brain is 50% slower because they HAVE to smoke weed everyday. and they complain when they don't have weed.
Weed addiction is common
>>68044259
Those """people""" are a loss case, if it wasn't weed it would be chessburgers.
>>68041518
Rockhold
Cruz
Holloway
Lombard
Poirier
>>68044169
You mean he survived Silva, and pulled a great last round.
>>68041518
Rockhold
Cruz
Holloway
Lombard
Green
![13305244_10155433753643504_148896856597636872_o[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/LMqx5RC.png "13305244 10155433753643504 148896856597636872 o[1]")
Who hyped here?
>>68036364
BOOM!
![1464830541760[1].webm](https://i.imgur.com/U9nJVaG.jpg "1464830541760[1]")
![chin[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/DpUVenC.png "chin[1]")
