artem
USA USA USA
1st for Cody being my boy
>brazil
>The City of Brazil
I thought Almeida was supposed to have world-class counter-striking and exceptional timing? I thought he only got tagged on the inside because of how much more he punished his opponent for every punch he took while aggressing?? I thought no one was supposed to be able to stand and bang with him????
lucky win by garbrandt
WEBM
edgy brah
Just can't get on this guy's train. T-Rex manlet edgelord with a horrific KO loss on his record
Is having T-Rex arms the best boxing base?
So when did you realize Thomas was shit? For me.
>getting lit the fuck up by Brad Pickett
It was supposed to be a walk in the park. Not hating on Brad either. Thomas isn't a world beater. Cody probably ruined him psychologically too.
Almeida was never my boy
>shit talk
THE IMPOVERISHED FAVELA OF BRAZIL
WILL
NEVER
STOP
TAKING
L'S
SOMEONE ADD IT TO THE MONTAGE
Leave Cody to me.
>Garbrandt will lose
is /heem/ ever right?
>>67973650
That his kid? If so Mighty Mouse should get a paternity test. Kid is white and has straight hair.
ALMEIDA FEDORAS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
/HEEM/ = SHOOK
WHEN WILL YOU NIGGAS EVER NOT BE WRONG
>>67973634
Same here, i'm between quiting sport or quitting life. Leaning towards the second
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
Literally cannot lose
garbrandt vs dillasnake when?
>>67973667
i realized he was shit when he got knocked out in the first round 5 minutes ago
BRAZILIANS FALLING APART
Who else /gettinganecktattomorrow/?
>>67973655
>>67973689
fuuuuuuuuck
>>67973680
mighty mouse is white too
Cruz and Dillashaw both embarrass him. He beat a can crusher.
>>67973685
Argentina no stay with /heem/
There are more memes to come
almeida is still my boy
Alright, lads, let's be serious for a second.
What's Garbrandt's path to the championship fight after this huge statement of a night?
>>67973691
HERE
more tattoos = better fighter, this settles it
>>67973655
big jon tossed No Rank like a used tampon.
>>67973689
Almeida made a big mistake trying to BANG while hurt.
Hopefully he learns from this.
USA > EVERYONE ELSE
WHY EVEN GET IN THE RING
THE USA DOMINATES ALL YOU USELESS CUNTS
>>67973709
Caraway
>>67973650
>tfw your baby is almost as big as you
>>67973680
Kid is a little darker now, blacks are born looking white
So was Cody right about the "padded record"?
>>67973709
He's exciting and undefeated. One or two fights to Cruz maximum.
>>67973729
Never buy into the hype of an undefeated Brazilian.
>Card in Brasil
>7-1
>Card in USA on memorial day
>Clean sweep
Hmmm....
Cody was never going to ruin the party
ITS TIME BOYS EDDIE'S GETTING WARMED UP
TRUTH BOMBS ON THE WAY
fight me irl fgts
>>67973727
everyone is born innocent
>>67973729
All Brazilians have padded records
Here lies brazil
>>67973718
He looked shook as fuck after he tasted that power
called it
cody upset
I hate being right about fighters i want to lose.
>>67973727
The kid never looked white, and doesn't in that picture.
who /fuckcallen/ here
>>67973709
Dodson next fight IMO.
Should be spicy.
>getting heemed by a reachlet
Back to the fight pass prelims
>>67973709
cody vs the snake pls regardless of his ufc 200 outcome
>>67973698
>mighty mouse is white too
>twitch streamer
Checks out
Almeida vs Barao @ Flyweight, loser leaves the favela
>>67973680
His wife is white. Also, DJ is twitch streaming weeb with some white in him.
>>67973680
What're you trying to say? His name is Demetrious Johnson not Raykim Dindu he's one of the greatest white fighters in history
>>67973689
You're fast as fuck with these webms man, how the hell can you do it with your shit Aussie connection?
Do you speed it up by using some of your connection that goes into your land harness?
joe rogan & co got too high now, time to leave
>>67973680
his wife is a white woman called destiny
BRAZIL
BLOW
THE
FUCK
OUT
NAME A NATION MORE CONSISTENTLY BTFO IN THE PAST 5 YEARS IN SPORTS THAN BRAZIL
>>67973738
kek
/thread
>>67973729
no, cody got lucky. he flailed his t-rex arms and won
>>67973755
Lol this. I hate him but had a gut feeling he'd win.
RDA is the only Brasilian that is still relevant
>Mfw Eddie Alvarez memes his way to the LW title
>Late night Edgy
>>67973702
idk dude. He has faster hands than both of them.
>>67973689
Great quality. Thnx bb
>>67973759
kek how have i never seen this
tip top shop
>>67973689
Can you please upload Garbrandt's jumping high kick? It was within the first minute of the fight, right after his crouching heel kick. It was the best move of the night for sure.
Where were you when another Brazilian's chin was deleted?
BRAZIL THE KEKS OF THE FIGHTING WORLD
Was it the sunglasses at the weigh in that caused that /heem/?
>>67973729
Almeida was terrorising the Brazilian taxi drivers for years.
>>67973738
I think you mean never bet on a post USADA brazilian ever.
btw Almeida is still my boy, Werdum is still my boy, Barao still my boy, Aldo still my boy, Anderson still my boy, AND OVERALL
SHOGUN STILL MY MAIN MAN.
Aunque ganes o pierdas no me importa una mierda.
>>67973780
>cody got lucky
>Brazilian chins
Nice finish by Carbrand
Dillasaw next?
>>67973786
RDA will be cucked by Khabib, the greatest mixed martial artist of all time, by the end of this year.
Lads
What do you do when everything crumbles around you?
When fighters you're rooting for begin to fall like dominoes? When the teams you want to win fail?
What's going on?
>>67973773
>Destiny
ALMEIDA THREW THE FIGHT
THIS IS PROOF THE UFC IS RIGGED
>>67973810
>mexican intellectuals
>>67973773
> dyed blonde hair makes you white
She clearly isn't. Sicilian at best. Probably Mexican, maybe Arab.
>>67973811
Dodson imo
Matt Brown @IamTheImmortal 7m7 minutes ago
Fuck yeah @Cody_Nolove
If he's my boy's boy he's my boy.
>>67973814
You nut the fuck up because this is the way of the gladiator. No one lasts forever, and most don't even last for a short while.
>>67973807
Shit boys
>>67973709
I'm guessing he'll fight the loser of TJ/Assuncao, then a title shot.
>>67973813
Nate would clown Khabib.
>>67973786
Edson Barbosa is going to get a title shot soon.
>>67973807
Hespec.
Also did Gustafsson quit for good?
Alright I've had enough Eddie Bravo.
cody exposed him hard. his striking looks very impressive.
i agree with cody vs dodson bring it on
>>67973825
>Matt Brown is your boy
Is he your AA and rehab sponsor too, you degenerate?
>>67973698
>>67973769
>Johnson has never met his biological father
Nah, he's black m8
>>67973819
u mmad?
Edgy Gah going ham on JRE now lel
aw fuck Eddie's putting the pieces together
my brain is frying
man Almeida looked like hammered shit tonight, what the fuck happened?
Dengue fever?
expsoed?
USADA'd?
>>67973836
Aussiebro, pls:
>>67973795
>>67973830
Nate would be crying for Nick within 5 seconds.
>>67973814
"fight game with 4oz gloves"
say it like a prayer. Comfort yourself with these words everytime your boy gets heem'd
>>67973832
no, he will have his new fight announced in about 4/5 bongs most likely vs OSP on the Hamburg card.
>>67973846
Just got outclassed.
There are people in this thread who listened to a bunch of stoned retards talk about dicks instead of based Stann's godly commentary tonight.
>>67973836
USA
USA
USA
>>67973831
Not after he got subbed by my boy Tony Ferguson
>>67973813
>RDGay
>fighting more than once a year
Brazilian fighters getting exposed
>>67973655
LEL
Another meme fighter in the trash bin
>>67973830
>being this clueless
I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you're fanboying. I hope you're not actually retarded.
>Eddie
>>67973853
Well when you put it like that...
>>67973847
ok hang on
Just a reminder that Cody has the best boxing in MMA
Just a reminder Justin Buchholz is the best coach in MMA
>>67973846
Cab driver crusher.
>>67973814
Pls don't Kill yourself after Brexit fails
Believe in the Nige you cucks
>>67973853
Stan was good tonight
/heemspeak/ bros I told you that Almeida is the next in line to get exposed
>>67973676
BASED
This is now a Sara McMann thread
>>67973722
Kek
>>67973653
>World class counterstriking
Since when? Dude swarms niggas.
>>67973853
he seemed to really harp on the fact that a fighter hates feeling like they left something in the cage when they get back to the locker rooms
first hand experience gives him a good insight
>>67973830
classic 196er response.
>>67973848
>>67973863
Nate's unstoppable now, you faggots.
Khabib will get exposed. If not this year, in 2017, but he will get exposed.
Screencap this, I'll laugh at you Kebab nuthuggers.
when did you realize rogan was a CIA asset and callen and schaub were spineless faggots?
>>67973619
holy shit is she 4'6"
>people still keep their boys even after they get violently heemed
Lol i jumped ship on werdum and this sesame street lookin muthafucka
>>67973873
kek, not bad lad
>>67973868
>Just a reminder Justin Buchholz is the best coach in MMA
he has been doing a great job since he took over
>>67973867
Blessed be thine soul, based Aboriginal fellow.
>>67973876
so can i like ... maybe have the next title shot ... if it's not too much trouble
>>67973868
reminder that i'm a team alpha male fan unironically
Welp, this fight told us absolutely nothing. An unproven fighter heeming another unproven fighter. Garbrandt's power is real though. Almeida was shook as fuck. The only guy who can bang with him at 135 is Dodson. Cruz and Dillashaw could probably style on him though.
They're right you know
>>67973889
SHEEEEEEEEEEEEIT NIGGUH BIX NOOD MOFUGGA
>>67973830
196er pls go
did anybody else notice the big red blotch on Almeidas shoulder tonight? I think he caught turbo AIDS from Claudia
>>67973885
>from a third world country
>mentally retarded
I guess it's sort of a mercy. If you were actually aware of your situation, it would be more cruel.
>>67973876
Post ass.
>>67973885
My boy Khabib will literally never lose, he will go down as the greatest MMA fighter to ever live. Stay mad.
>>67973828
Wow. Cody looks healthier here. My guess is 160lbs ish.
>>67973795
>>67973876
I think she's a qt. But again......those fucking tats.
>>67973838
Not liking Matt "the cage fighters cagefighter" Brown
Why do you even watch mma?
>>67973884
>>67973901
>>67973908
>196er
>Projecting THIS much
>Americans sucking Kebab dick
Colour me surprised.
I'm ready to pull the trigger
>>67973915
shit, that bobbing saved his life
>Not having an All American parlay going
>>67973915
YES! THANK YOU!!!
LOOK AT THIS MOVE, ANONS, AND CRY JOYOUSLY. FOR YOUR NEW LORD HAS RISEN.
>its a rogan impersonates alex jones episode
>>67973925
ARGENTINA I SAID NO
>>67973922
more 196er replies lmao
I bet you unironically rep Stockton too despite having never been there.
>>67973843
did u happen to grab a screenshot of 420schaub or did i get meme'd on?
>>67973915
You think you could get that sick combination that Cody landed? It looked pretty dang cool. Thanks for making these, chief.
>>67973873
Lol
Who /CodyNoLove/ here?
Did cody gain some of conors abilities when he pushed him on TUF? Does the gorilla tattoo hold the power?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIwnGcotD2o
Gentlemen we are live
>>67973868
>Just a reminder that Cody has the best boxing in MMA
>Looks at record
>Hues and literal whos
>>67973936
Why are you so keen on projecting, anon?
>>67973873
Please put Almeida's face on this
>>67973922
>Nate would rek Khabib
>Doesn't even say why
>Gets called out on it
>Hurr you like to suck Kebabs
My man...you're not making yourself look good
>>67973927
Hulk MMA debut when?
>leave Khabib to me
>>67973943
Conor would clown Cody so hard it's not even funny.
>Hate Caraway
>Caraway wins
>Hate Cody
>Cody wins
I should stop being surprised by this shit.
>>67973925
Pls no
I promise I'll buy a ticket to be there in time to cuddle in the mat with you by tuesday
>>67973942
Here lad
He fucked best ring girl
Vanessa Hanson @vanessa_hanson 23m23 minutes ago
Congrats @Cody_Nolove !
>>67973954
>Doesn't ask why
>Expects me to start ranting
A bit entitled, are we, Beverly Hills sweetheart?
>>67973927
bigg guy lads
>>67973967
Cody is pretty handsome with that bad boy look, shame about the stubby arms and manlet body. If he was 6'4" he would clean up even more than he already does
Garbrandt vs Dodson @ ufc 203
Just got back from a BBQ, only saw like a few prelims how were the main card bouts? seeing lots of meme knockouts, any good grappling?
this was the last grappling exchange i really saw, any webm of the others?
How would Stephens do at 145 in bellator?
Rory my last boy is probably getting heemed by a meme kick next.
If that happens i quit MMA, both watching, training, everything.
This semen slurping sport is not for me.
>>67973909
hhhnnnnnggggg
>>67973970
>Nate got clowned on by RDA who got clowned on by Khabib but Nate would beat Khabib because of....reasons
Not even interested in your reasons cause I know it will just be nonsense or more dumb insults
>"5 days in the woods, it was all cock and gay stuff"- Joe Rogan
What did he mean by this?
Cody's next few fights probably look like this (assuming he wins them all):
>Caraway ---> Dillashaw ---> Cruz
>>67973998
the poo slides out
Bummed that Jorge lost
>>67973985
What is it about Cody? His tattoo flare? His receding hairline slicked back with grease? His fucked up baby teeth? His disproportionately small arms? His baby penis?
>>67974012
>tfw Larkin and Masvidal were both my boys
Slightly longer sequence capture - displays the exchange before the fight ending work. Looks a little gnarly though.
>>67974012
hes the master of losing split decisions, hes a fucking goof
>>67974013
Paige pls
>>67974002
>Got clowned on
You literally have no idea what that means, do you? I can always tell you 2015 newcomer faggots by how wrongly you use simple shit like this.
Sit the fuck down, Kebab nuthugger, watch some more fights and then come back to me.
So they are gonna make Almeida vs Sterling right?
Who takes that fight?
>>67974012
same
>>67973992
They sort of got progressively worse
Co-Main and Main were decent but we had 6 or 7 decisions in a row.
Might be worth just going through the threads and watching the WebM's desu
>>67973830
>Nate would clown Khabib
let's not forget Nate is a journeyman, he beat up a Featherweight, he's not actually that good
>>67974028
>actually being this wrong
>>67974026
>implying PVZ is creative enough to shitpost
>>67973830
Honestly if we're talking about their current form, maybe. Nate's looked sharp recently whereas Khabib has had a lot of time off and while he dominated Horcher, it wasn't really a convincing fight to say he's back
>>67974034
Yeah, you should consider going back to >>>/asp/, WWE generals are there now.
>>67974033
>Denying Conor is good just because Nate beat him
Jesus Christ, you Americans are literally ruining the sport worse than Brazilians.
>>67974031
thanks for the heads up
>>67974042
>implying shitposting requires creativity
>>67974028
I hope you're just doing this for the (You)'s, if you actually believe this check yourself into a mental hospital
>>67974048
That's exactly what I'm trying to drill into the heads of these knob jockeys. Khabib's last fight was like Jones' last fight, they're obviously past their prime IMO.
>>67974050
just go to bed m8, nobody cares about your shit opinions
>>67974048
>nate looks sharp
>got his shit pushed in by a 145er
JUST
went 4/12 tonight and lost $5 on almeida
>>67974058
>>67974062
And tonight is proven once and for all that Kebab nuthuggers are literally worse in terms of cancer than Conor nuthuggers ever were.
Fucking insane.
>Tank Abbott the 200th best fighter in UFC history
What does HEEM mean? Plz no bully and no meme
So, nobody gives a shit about Dodson vs Cody?
>>67974070
You're just wrong dude, Nate isn't that good, Khabib has potential to be GOAT, accept it.
>>67974051
The fact they all went to decision doesn't mean the fights were necessarily bad desu, but 6 in a row on a 6 fight main card is just draining and people were growing tired. There's some alright stuff in there, but like I said just go through and watch the WebM's, pretty sure the juicy stuff will be there
>>67974063
His performance against Johnson was damn good, he got up off the couch to fight Goobs and didn't really get his shit pushed in so much as got cut
>>67974061
>past their prime
Come on lad, they're not heading into retirement. They're rusty, that's all
>>67974082
I a shit
>>67974082
why would you think that?
No love
No memeida
No brazil
No vitor
No claudia
No lyoto
No renan
No whoever
No brazilian left behind
USAD"the brazilian killer" Administration
>>67974068
>He's not even doing anything bruhs.
>Oh guess I'm getting dumped on my dome now.
I love watching abel get trashed, what a piece of shit.
>>67974046
yo, that's some sneaky hand trap with the right
>>67974092
terrible post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RMXayp-xAk
LIVE
FOTN: Barao-Stephens
POTN: Collier and Garbrandt
>>67974082
Sounds a fun fight to me desu
>>67974068
I like how Rogan called him out on his shit here. He gave up in there
>>67974083
Screencap this, I know you lifeless faggots kepe these screenshots.
Khabib will be exposed in 2016/2017.
>>67974100
I do it for free
>>67974080
Homoerotic
Eskimos
enjoy
manlets
>>67974091
I don't know, i posted it just after the KO and didn't got 1 (you)
>>67974103
Can't be bothered desu
>>67974108
We know you do Gertrude
>>67974055
It's sad and disgusting seeing her low level of commitment to mma propel her to the UFC and a reality show when there are men out there that have dedicated their lives to martial arts and never make it. Because she's pretty and more coordinated than the average fat fuck american.
What are the odds that someone without real talent waltzes into Team Alpha Manlet and gets to the UFC? How did she receive so much attention from professional mma fighters?
What I'm getting at is she's the mma community's fleshlight/cumdumpster.
Who watching this list?
>>67974028
I predicted a nonsensical response and that's exactly what I got. You didn't even try and prove me wrong Pedro.
>>67974088
He barely beat Johnson. He taunted his way to an intimidate-the-judges decision.
>>67974058
>Charles "Mask" Lewis
Reminder that a T-Shirt selling clown is in the UFC Hall of Fame. Ken Shamrock and Tito are not.
Truth is , it's hard to be on top forever.
>>67974109
Gustafsson couldn't do this
>>67974120
>Expects a serious response when he doesn't even understand something as simple as "clowning someone"
You're so new it hurts.
>>>/asp/
>>67974131
delet this
>>67974127
it's hard to cheat forever*
Thank you USADA
>>67973925
We don't pick our boys argie
>>67974127
>tfw being a mixed shitskin brazilian is on the USADA ban substances list
>>67974126
>Ken Shamrock
the ufc's first true prolific meme fighter with no technical ability whatsoever
There were a bunch of Miss USA girls at the fights tonight. Did the camera ever focus on them?
>>67974121
But Johnson isn't a pushover or an easy win.
My only real point is that in their recent fights, Nate has looked better than Khabib, but that's mostly because Khabib faced Horcher who we don't know much about, and I'm not sure he's wiped that rust off him yet
So rereading the threads and looking at the webms ill breakdown a few.
This one was posted asking what did Sterling do wrong in defending the takedown, Carway time's his shot perfectly as Sterling lifts his leg, Where he loses the defensive play is taking 2 half messure, ideally when you have your leg grabbed and u can't down block or sprawl, you want to shove your hand on the back of your opponent's head and drive their face into the floor, with their face shoved down they can't generate power to finish.
Another alternative is pummeling and getting underhooks (shoving your arms into your opponent's armpits and wedging and creating space from each other's bodies)
>>67974109
Glass chin, shit ground game, gave up his back like a bitch
>>67974137
Let's take a step back:
>Says Nate would beat Khabib with no explanation
>Gets called an idiot by a number of people
>Hurr your all just stupid casuals not enlightened like me you all love kebabs xD
>Trying to turn this into an /int/ and /pol/ debate when it doesn't call for it
>Gets asked to explain his reasoning
>Doesn't do it, engages in more name calling probably cause he's clueless and only started posting here after UFC 196
>Thinks that just cause Nate beat McGregor (who is also overrated) that he's now untouchable
>Linking people to /asp/ as a defense mechanism cause he has nothing to say, probably just a drunk memer still awake at 6 am
I'll just put this in my win column Pedro. Next time don't make yourself look like such a clown.
>>67974170
Are you really still going at it with this? Are you really this desperate to insult someone you don't even know? Do you realize the subject at hand is completely subjective?
>>67974165
Or you could...ya know....commit to the kick and keep him from walking into you.
>>67974178
How is the fact that Nate lost to RDA subjective?
POST YOUR FAVORITE UFC BUZZ PHRASES
>is it what it is
>i'd like to thank jesus christ my lord and savior
>>67974109
straight savage.
>>67974186
>>>/wooo/mma
And stay there
>>67974150
(You)
>>67974186
>athletic AND explosive, Joe
>don't leave it in the hands of the judges, Joe
>that was an 'accidental' eyepoke, Joe
>Corn to the core
WHEN MAYWEDDER'S WEE HEAD CLATTERS OFF THAT CANVAS
>>67974165
I really really like this takedown and this emulates the wrestling style that Damian Maia has been using with like one difference.
Carway shoots for a double and pushes Sterling into the walls,
The next sequence is what i consider Maia-esque. Carway does a kosto gari(outside leg trip) but its not what judoka call a full force reap, he does it more as a wrestler's ride, so a sweeping tap, Maia usually uses this outside sweep to pivot and spin to do a back take and get the back.
Here Sterling sits on the trip and grinds out the takedown, small detail changes the nature and landing position
>>67974186
>I believe in myself
>Leave another Alpha Male fighter to me
>>67974145
>>67974150
Nice meme, you guys talk like Americans weren't caught cheating many times. The reason brazilians lost the monopoly is because the true elite fighters are all grandpas and this newer generation isn't as good until now. Friendly reminder that 3/4 of the UFC rooster is american and were all cucked for a bazillion years by brazilians.
>>67974170
>I'll just put this in my win column Pedro
Whatever helps you sleep at night.
>Lost to RDA
Rockhold lost to Belfort, Weidman destroyed Belfort. Rockhold destroyed Weidman.
The fact that you think this kind of shit matters in the fight game goes to show how new you are.
>Unironically using overrated to describe a fighter
Heem yourself,
>>67974218
RARE FLAG
>>67974218
Why is the NT so bad too?
What's happening to br sports?
Real question, no bully
>>67974155
damn, maine and vermont looking dumpy af
>>67974214
That's a thought. Maybe Cody can throw those long punches and high kicks DJ used back then.
>>67974207
Caraway has sneakily become one of the better fighters of his division. He should have got a UD against sterling, thoroughly outworked him.
I really like caraway, he's come into his own as a pressure fighter.
He and Miesha are the only power couple in the ufc too, and it's pretty impressive that they both push either to be the best. I think miesha's win and confidence boost helped caraway as you can't help but get excited for your spouse and push harder because of it.
Should OSP be on the 200 list?
At 182?
>>67974207
>>67974207
This was interesting to see and i am wondering if there's a longer sequence. The go to move for every wrestler on the mat, wither its pee-wee, middle school or highschool and college. is the half nelson.
The variant Sterling is using is a power half. Its not a full nelson since not both arms are under the armpit, but rather he has his right arm under the arm pit and planted behind the head, he creates more leverage and power but driving his left hand ontp of his right and forcing his opponent's chin into his chest, it hurts like hell but you're not gonna get a tap, its gonna hurt and drain your opponent though, ideally you use the leverage from the armpit grip and leverage from the pressure of the head to sweep them and get them on their back
>>67974224
Look at this way.
Khabib can take down just about anyone, including Nate, with relative ease. Especially since Nate leaves himself vulnerable to takedowns. Khabib's top control is also probably the best in MMA, he was able to outgrapple control RDA whose jiu jitsu is even better than Nate's
>>67974155
That vermont forehead
>watching the post-fight presser
>everyone wearing suits
I haven't seen this many well-dressed white trash people since I sponsored at a rehab meeting.
>>67974265
kek
>>67974235
Hell man, we have been doing MMA for decades. But this newer generation doesn't seem that good. That's what Anderson said, he doesn't see any good brazilian fighters besides Jacare and Aldo. I blame the shitty coaches too, wtf was this fight today? Almeida was so dumb it hurts.
>Why is the NT so bad too?
Dunga, the reason is him. Any other barely competent coach could do a better job. Fucking KAKA man, KAKA. wtf...
>>67974258
>RDA
>Better BJJ than 2016 Nate
Jesus Christ, you're delusional as fuck.
RDA will probably get BTFO by Alvarez and you're seriously thinking the fact that he beat Nate in pre-USADA era means jackshit by today's standards?
Dude, I'm praying Nate fights Khabib after Conor. Just so you faggots can shut the fuck up about this literal meme fighter.
>>67974281
KAKA kek
I saw him play the other day in the burger league, he is playing good, but again...
The burger league
>>67974282
>Jesus christ you're delusional as fuck
durrrrrr submissions equal good jiu jitsu
POSITION
NOT
SUBMISSION
>>67974294
>>>/asp/
See yourself out, 189er.
>>67974253
It didn't really go anywhere
>>67973822
Looks like some sort of jew/spic hybrid.
>Attendance 5,193
>Gate: 359k
I feel like that isn't good
>>67974253
This was interesting since its a 2 part webm ill post both and just write the break down here.
Carway goes for a low single and Sterling starts to apply a wrestling craddle, he's botched it already with 2 major factors against him,
1) His back is against the wall and ideally he wants to roll and pin his opponent but wall is preventing the roll
2) His feet are tangled in a seat position so he can't really generate any speed or movement
He start's circling and angling off the wall and reapplies the roll and rolls back since there is no wall, but Carway scrambles and floats his hips, this gives Sterling the space to scramble up, but Carway closes the gap and re shoots, he eats a knee but again does the kosto/leg ride variant and grinds Sterling back down.
>>67974301
Not a chance, 196er
>hurrrr le nate is the best in jiu jitsu conor is still GOAT xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDdddd
Fuck off and get a job
>>67974308
Yikes
>>67974308
>Headlined by who and who.
It's fine.
>>67974207
>>67974165
>>67974253
>>67974314
Appreciate the breakdowns, you're a good lad senpai
>>67974224
>Rockhold lost to Belfort, Weidman destroyed Belfort. Rockhold destroyed Weidman.
I had a feeling you would bring up this dumb analogy, only difference is that it doesn't work here. Styles make fights and Nate doesn't do too well with wrestlers, Khabib is a better wrestler than RDA so therefore it would be a nightmare match up for him the same way Miesha wasn't a good match up for Holly.
>A fighter cannot be overrated cause of the hype machine being behind them (Sage and Paige)
>Heem yourself
Again showing that you don't have anything useful to say other than to lob pointless insults that hurt just as much as Jessica Eye's jabs.
Hurry up and book RDA v Khabib Dana, the heemocalypse is nearly complete.
>>67974327
RDA is already booked to fight Alvarez. The hueppening has to wait.
>>67974318
>Being this angry because you got proven wrong on an internet board
Are you gonna dox me and try to attack me IRL too?
>>67974325
>I had a feeling you would bring up something that blows my """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""argument"""""""""""""""""""""""""" out of the water so I'll just try to bullshit my way out by spewing 2nd grade """""""""""logic""""""""""" at you
Wew lad.
>Rest is you defending the use of the word "overrated" to describe a fighter
It's like I'm on Youtube in 2006. Except here it's confirmed I'm arguing with an underage faggot who's an armchair """"expert"""".
>>67974302
>>67974314
>>67974321
thanks
and no problem i like sharing my knowledge makes watching the sport more fun and helps my own teaching
>>67974343
>Still can't make a post where he says anything intelligent
>Can't make his point without getting emotional and name calling
>Is yet to explain why Nate would beat Khabib other than "just cause"
This is some /b/-tier posting. Have you gone to bed yet? You seem a little grumpy
>>67974360
>Devolved into meta posting because he got BTFO so thoroughly
Seriously, friend. I'm looking out for your well being, I think you should really consider going to >>>/asp/.
edgy is going absolutely ham
>>67974050
>>67974107
>keeps screaming "SCREEPCAP THIS!!!!!!!" while everyone's just laughing him off
kek
Masvidal is coming off three loses, and while they were close, there is not a lot to do with him now.
Should my boy Ponzinibbio ask for that fight?
It's a extremely tought fight, but that would be a banger
>>67974360
>>67974343
>this married couple
I want you two to argue forever and all but the amount of butthurt you two are creating is two much for our general.
WHAT THE FUCK, THE JRE IS STILL GOING?
>>67974343
You didn't prove shit you fucking aspie.
Everything you've said has been along the lines of
>Are you kidding me? Do you actually expect me to explain my extravagant claims and logic? Are you serious?
>>67974370
>please go to /asp/ because I'm too stupid to explain why Nate beats Khabib
>p-p-please no bully
>>67974391
Eddie is pulling rubber guard but Rogan, Schaub, and Callen are all throwing meaty elbows.
>>67974384
>Gets HEEM'd
>Has to pretend he's laughing to divert attention from the fact that he's literally buying into a can crushing meme fighter, a modern day Fedor
Wew lad.
>>67974392
>Literally has to strawman his way out of this
Pathetic af, familia. I'm almost sad for you.
>>67974396
>Expects me to take his meta posting seriously
Wew.
>>67974370
You're literally a feminist level SJW
Lol, Edgy just called 9/11, Nine One One
o lawd Edgy is going in
>>67974390
>two much for our general.
>two
I thought you needed to be over 18 to post on here.
And yeah how dare I try and discuss MMA in the mma general? All I'm asking is for this retard to logically explain why he believes Nate beats Khabib but I'm realizing he lacks the IQ points and vocabulary to do so without flying into an autistic feat of rage, so I'll just tap out and head to bed cause a dozen posts later he's still whining, fretting and being dumber than usual, and you're rushing to his defense like he's your boyfriend or something. Maybe English isn't his first language, but that doesn't excuse his stupidity.
>>67974417
>Has to bring /pol/ into this because he got BTFO
W E W
L A D
>>67974416
>Fedor is a can crushing meme fighter
>Khabib is a can crushing meme fighter
>doesn't know what a straw man fallacy is
>all this people arguing about bullshit for the last hour and not one takes the time to answer my shitty question
rude
>>67974416
Now you're in the stage where you just shitpost as hard as possible and try to act as dumb as possible to deliberately confuse everyone
Time to kill yourself
You lost this
You lost everything
You are a loser
You are nothing and I will always make sure of that
>>67974427
Im 18.17 years old you cuck
>>67974433
>he literally continues to prove me right with his SJW tier logic as he's getting humiliated
hahahahahha
hahahahaha
haha!
>I don't want to make a conclusion without any facts
Joe Rogan, Onnit spokesperon and ketogenic diet promoter.
>Eddie bravo is literally a crazy person.
Is this the secret to a 10th planet blackbelt?
IMAGINARY LINKS
>>67974433
>>Has to bring /pol/ into this
Aren't you the one who started talking about "Americans sucking kebab dick" or do you have amnesia >>67973922
Anyway you're just a troll and not even a very good one. Everyone should filter your awful flag. Worse than any trip who's ever posted here.
>>67974435
>Literally a Fedor faggot
>In 2016
No wonder you like Kebab so much.
>>67974438
Whatever helps you sleep at night, buddy.
>U LOSE
Yeah, how so?
>I SAY SO
K.
>>67974446
How pathetically emasculated are you that you feel the SJWs breathing down your neck at every turn? You seriously consider them a threat?
No wonder you got e-HEEM'd. I didn't even break a sweat destroying you.
>Joe Rogan: You gotta let him talk, you gotta let him talk.
>>67974446
>>67974433
More mma related things in our general please.
TWO MUCH
>>67974388
Does Ponzi even have any kind of asking power? Feels like they'd just give him a sideways glance and book whatever they please. It'd be a fun one for the prelims though.
>>67974352
Alright this caught my eye, one of my favorite takedowns is the inside leg trip/ouchi gari. Its a staple of judo and wrestling and has synergy with so many throws from each discipline
Mcmann lets out a flury of punches, one that that sorta concerns me is she telegraphs her grapples, i mean it coming a mile a way but her intent is to get a body lock , u litterally see her from the 2:29 to 2:30 mark zombie walk and lurch for it, she gives up and punches her opponents face, ducks for a double, again this is all telegraph so her opponent for the first 4 seconds is defending well
Mcmann drives in and now has double underhooks (2:23 mark).Her opponent is doing a good counter for any judo throw and uses her left arm to push Mcmann's right hip back. Here's the slick part, because Mcmann's right side is naturally pushed back, this makes her left side step foward, she laces the left leg into an inside leg trip, Normally the opponent would fall but fence i there to prop her up and she can slide her tripp leg over, Mcmann continue the chain combo, still attack from left, uses her left arm to make a single leg and then uses the tripping leg to scoop the the single leg even higher (although at that moment it now becomes more of a knee block takedown)
Still an excellent piece of chaining 3 moves at the end, a tad concerning that McMann telegraphs her inital attack, i think that is something that Ronda Rousey was able to hard counter/punish in their match and a glaring weakness McMann needs to close in her fighting career
>YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT BRYAN
this nigga bout to get caught in a twister
>>67974458
How's that /pol/ when that's literally what you're doing?
I know it's difficult, but think a little, buddy.
>>67974459
>No you're wrong because you didn't prove anything!!!!!
You're literally shook as fuck
You're getting humiliated and now you're crying like a child and defending feminists
Fucking embarrassing.
>>67974459
>being this terrible at shitposting
There seems to be a negative correlation between the intelligence of a troll and the amount of replies it gets on /sp/.
>>67974459
>not liking fedor
get out, nerd
Were people as agitated about JFK before 9/11 happened?
>>67974451
The man who has a show where he went looking for Big Foot (Not the brazilian fighter)
>>67974469
An example of a non chained ouchi gari done by Sonnen
>the earth is pear shaped
>tyson degrasse said so
>>67974466
Absolutely not, but Masvidal is in a tought position, 3 loses in a row, close or not.
Ponzi is the type to talk shit on twitter or ask for fights, but if he calls out Masvidal in a respectful manner i bet i would at least give him more publicity, which is absolutely necessary in the UFC.
Goodnight /heem/
>>67974472
>crying like a child and defending feminists
You're such a manchild that you actually perceive feminists as a threat, that's why you felt the need to bring the legbeards up.
You're so fucking pathetic, man. How did you let yourself get e-HEEM'd this hard? You haven't an ounce of shame?
>>67974473
>Next we have anon mindlessly shitposting because he got clowned on /sp/
K.
>>67974474
>Liking a meme can crusher that would get butchered by today's HWs
>>67974485
Ponzi is not the type***
>>67974488
Have a nice night
>it's an eddie went too deep episode
>>67974476
by the way, I was just reading the other day about JFK, and Lee Harvey Oswald was a communist, with ties to the KGB and the Cuban's intelligence, the DGI, interesting stuff
>>67974476
The internet wasn't prominent enough to spread information the way it has in recent years, so no.
>>67974490
you're coming off as a very tryhard johnny-come-lately to mma desu
>>67974490
Lmao, you've literally exposed yourself a woman AND a casual
Time to call it night then kill yourself in the morning, bud.
>>67974471
Why are you thinking about other men's dicks? Are you a gay or something?
>>67974490
>disparaging Fedor
>not autistically shitposting
>>67974497
>>67974476
The fuck, the kennedy assassination was hueg.
Are Cub Swanson and Diego Sanchez the same person?
>>67974469
Nice, didn't even notice how clever McMann was about getting her down when watching it live. I guess Olympic wrestling still counts for something.
For real though, the government took down all three towers with controlled demolition. It's literally confirmed fact.
>>67974469
I'd berry my dick so deep
>>67974050
>Americans are literally ruining the sport
We are the ones who own this sport you idiot and you stay up till 5 am to watch it every week on American broadcasts, is there even a single MMA Spanish fighter?
>>67974499
>>67974500
>>67974502
>>67974504
>Americans get BTFO so hard they literally have to nervously shitpost to try to retain some dignity
Sad spectacle.
>>67974050
>he's a Conor nuthugger too
>>67974508
No shit, the president died. People couldn't just watch a documentary on Youtube presenting a conspiracy argument the way they can now. Most people got their information from shitty radio and black & white television shows.
>>67974522
>Implying I'm Spanish to begin with
Sit down, Pedro.
>>67974527
See >>67974070
>>67974525
You're not getting the last word in no matter how hard you try.
You'll hopefully kill yourself before that happens
You got BTFO kiddo
>Gertrudis is swinging for the fences and i haven't posted for so long i forgot how to get (You)s
>>67974525
Poor wittle latin boy ;_;
You're getting blown out by literally everyone. Just turn off your computer and go for a siesta
>>67974527
Of course he is. He only started posting here after UFC 194.
>>67974530
Oh wow. This is the first time you've actually provided evidence to anything!!!
Congrats on being the slightest bit intelligible for the first time in your life!
Anthony Bourdain is narrating this Cruz-Faber preview on FS1
Based
>>67974525
get a dog bro
>Nate would beat Khabib
>Okay explain why
>DAMN AMERICANS LOVE KEBAB DICK LOLOL AMERICANS AM I RITE?
Damn is this autism or just really bad trolling? Did a muslim rob you or something?
Caraway and Tate are MMA's power couple. Caraway coming for the belt.
>>67974469
Ok now I'm a huge proponent of if you don't get caught its legal, but i was under the impression that the refs enforce kidney strikes rather harshly. How did McMann not get a verbal warning for these blatant knees to the kidney?
>>67974536
See >>67974530
>HEEM you Amerilards so hard you actually have to shitpost yourselves to sleep
Wew. Insane.
>>67974540
"xD",
So basically you're granting me a 50-46, 49-45, 50-45 UD over all you easily HEEM'd bitches?
No wonder you're all so shook.
>>67974552
>Literally BTFO so hard he has to devolve into meta shitposting
Read above.
UD.
>>67974534
unironically that ain't me, he is some high level degree autist
i don't usually get involved in this kind of stupid discussions
my only rivalry is with smartass aussiefuck and the very yourself
2013, GERTURD
>>67974556
Do you think Ronda dies inside each time Bryan wins?
>>67974559
>he's still responding after getting fucking EMBARRASSED
You're just a weird fuck who loves this, aren't you
hahahahahahaha
>>67974556
loooooooooooooool
>>67974565
I don't think Ronda watches MMA anymore, she's still getting triggered over her loss.
>>67974525
>even after tonight's valiant attempt, we'll still have to put you outside the top 15 flyweight shitposters
sorry senpai
>>67974567
"xD",
>>67974572
See >>67974559
UD.
>>67974565
Her pa did at least.
>>67974563
2023*
>>67974563
Literal autism: The post
>>67973927
Leave Hespect To Me
>>67974578
You're so shook you can't even shit out an intelligible response
You're done. You're mounted and getting rained on with hammerfists
You give up your back and I get in a cheeky rabbit punch and then wail on your ears, rattling your brain in between your skull, I don't even give you the easy way out by choking you out, I keep wailing on you, not to knock you out but make you feel pain. You can't take it anymore, you're bloodied everywhere, Steve Percival and Dan Mirgliotta are co-reffing. You're helpless and crying on the mat like the bitch you are. The blood, sweat, and tear mix burning the gashes on your face. You finally come to the realization that it is all over. And it is. You tap to strikes like the bitch you are, and I whisper sweet nothings in your ear and spit on your disgusting fat face.
>>67974571
What emotional state are you in right now?
We need you bro, dont go suicide mode.
>>67974604
See >>67974559
I scored a UD over all you bitches.
Kicked you cunts so hard your jaw is at the back of your head like one of those Looney Tunes cartoons.
Sit the fuck down. You're a little Brazilian gazelle in the post-USADA era, go recover yourself and maybe I'll give you another chance.
>>67974585
2021*
Dont be ducking me
>>67974616
You got fucking demolished so bad you don't even remember the fight
It wasn't just 13 seconds of hell I gave you, it was an entire round
I've just retired you
I'm talking to two girls right now one is fat with a pretty face and super clean and the other is thin but has a ugly face and a little skanky which one do I try and fuck tomorrow? Cody completely won me over as a fan tonight love his aggression
>>67974571
She watches Travis
>>67974642
none senpai
>>67974632
Look at the fucking judges' score cards you fucking imbecile.
I landed more significant strikes, takedowns, controlled you on the ground. What fucking fight were YOU in? Look at the state of your face, you'll never look the same, you're literally Kosheck after the GSP fight.
I punished you. You'll never fight like you did before.
Fire your manager for getting you into this mess.
>>67974557
You can knee and kick the body, goof
>>67974654
Only thing you were fighting was air after you got up from my ass punishing
>>67974642
How fat?
>>67974675
She's not morbidly obese, she looks like a chubby mom
>>67974652
I'm laying pipe tomorrow bro, depends who, I haven't gotten laid in 5 months
>>67974667
I'm Dominick and you're TJ.
I'm Conor and you're Aldo.
I'm Rockhold and you're Weidman.
I'm GSP and you're everyone else.
I'm a lion and you're a gazelle.
I'm Broly and you're Krillin.
>>67974697
No i am
>>67974697
>I'm Conor
yeah and this is stockton
jesus christ spain stop embarrasing my fucking country
>>67974687
is she thick? or more like flabby? she can always shoot for a takedown and give head
don't forget to keep us updated
but we might need graphic material
>>67974687
Fuck several times
About to start my yearly subscription to Fight Pass :)
>>67973773
everything about that image is digustingly trashy and I like DJ...
>>67974749
Don't talk about my nephew like that
>>67974708
I'm going for the fat chick, she's clean just plump and has a pretty face. She doesn't have a chubby face
>>67974908
Good choice, Should be a good fuck for 2 weeks max till you find an upgrade, if not fuck the skanky girl or atleast get cabbage
the american mcgregor ?
says he wants to be a star
>>67974712
have to agree, hit that shit with no regrets senpai
>>67975091
LOOK INTO MY EYES LIDDLE MAN
>>67974109
kid has never been the same since USADA
Of all the threads on /sp/ right now, this is the one I'd pick for PED testing.
>>67975219
good luck getting anyone here to take the test
besides we're all vegans here, why would anyone here be on the gas
>>67975219
we're all natty here, but if i spill my piss sample it was an accident
>>67975091
Garbrandt vs McGoober at 145 when?
>>67975258
Goobz has like a foot of reach on him, it's not fair
>>67975258
lel mcgoober would ko him stiff
>>67975258
Mcgoober is getting trained by Roach as we speak. He'll fuck Garbrandt standing
>>67975258
Unfortunately I still think Conor owns anyone at 145 or below, no one can take dat left hand sho' yeh
>>67973896
This actually. I wanted Cody to lose and thought that he will but his power is a real deal after all.
>>67975296
Almeida did a lot of damage with such few hits. I still think he's stronger, but Garbrandt overpowered him with volume
>>67975291
Frankie
Full camp Mendes
Aldo in a rematch
>>67975299
With volume because he was battering and backing up Almeida with every shot
>>67975313
They'd all get dusted honestly. Conor's power is real. I think Conor could've been FW goat but he got way too cocky.
>>67975313
throw in Poirier and Siver whilst you are at it lad
Almeida beat up a couple of cab drivers and got pumped up
>>67975322
Frankie would absolutely humiliate Conor in every department. Mendes with a full gas tank would wrestleheem Conor. Aldo in a rematch would not rush in and would absolutely butcher Conor methodically
>Conor's power is real
So is Frankie, Chad, and Aldo's ability to beat him
>>67975327
don't forget Brimage
What did she mean by this?
>>67975327
Because Poirier and Siver are at any of those I just listed level, right?
Conor nuthuggers like you should fucking kill themselves
>>67975345
Sure, they could beat him, but he could also beat them with a couple nice connections. That's why they have the fights
>>67975349
>tfw roseanne is a fitefan
AND NEW BANTAMWEIGHT CHAMPION
CODY "NO LOVE" GARBRANDT
>>67975352
Nice backtracking.
>>67975351
not even a Conor fan, your hate is clouding your judgement.
Conor deleted Mini Mendes' chin and heemed Aldo stiff.
>>67975359
>being reasonable is backtracking
why are you being so serious about this lad
>>67975367
Your idiocy is clouding yours.
Mendes on a 10 day camp was outworking Conor in their entire fight. He brings him down and keeps him down, dominating him in a full camp
>heemed Aldo stiff
After Aldo stupidly ran right into him and exposed himself. Yeah it's an impressive knockout but it's not indicative of how the fight goes down the majority of the time
>>67975313
Chad's chin is gone, unfortunately. Jose's chin might be gone too, I hope not though.
>>67975368
>Conor would absolutely fucking destroy them look at how definite I am about this!!!
>well maybe he won't, but I'm still right
I'm not serious about anything. You're just being an insufferable fuckwad
>>67975376
And what about Conor "I almost got jab KOed" McGregor?
>mfw I realized conor will ko nate, floyd, frankie, khabib, and wonderboy, in that order
UFC Hamburg main event
>>67975380
>>67975383
You are so sensitive dude, why do some dudes get so irritated by Conor. He's just a fighter at the end of the day. This is comfy /heem/ time, take that angst somewhere else
>>67975388
>mfw I realize you're gonna fucking kill yourself
>>67975391
They should both retire tbqh.
reminder that anyone that '''''''wins'''''' by a sub is a coward because they would rather hug and roll with other men than stand and fight like a proper man
>muh jiujitsu
>muh gentle art
fuck off you boring pricks
>>67975392
You're being a fucking retard. You will be treated like a fucking retard.
Stop trying to wiggle your way out of saying something utterly stupid.
I have a problem with retards like you, not some potato famine closeted homo
>>67975391
Worst card of the year already. So tired of seeing Arlovski
>>67975352
Poirier has the most finishes in fw history. Undefeated in lw as well.
>post USADA brazilians
Lmao
>>67975470
How is post-USADA Claudia still so jacked?
Will this era of MMA be officially recognized now as the HUESADA Happening?
>>67975517
Cut that head off the photo and at least 8 out of 10 people will think it's a guy's body and a body guys want no less. On the gas for sure.
>wake up
>brazil is still a joke
>jody garbagedt destroyed almedia like I argued here
>>67975517
Gee, I wonder how.
>>67975517
USADA is corrupt and since she is fighting for the title they wont bust her
Gabi Garcia
>>67975546
>tfw no short-haired warrior qt to rest her head on my shoulder
>>67975573
Nice
>>67975573
>tfw no amazonian ogre gf to peg me with her dickclit
>mfw I realized Conor is the natty GOAT
>implying you could out grapple me once i memorize this rare 10th planet rubber guard flowchart
>new york
>>67975656
delete this
>>67975635
DELETE THIS
HAY GUISE, what's going on in this thread?
>>67975665
delete this
>420 schaub
>meme boxing
>brazil btfo
>edgy brah dropping knowledge
good night i'd say
>tfw bryan callens dad is literally CIA
>that's why he acts like such a government cuck when Edgy drops knowledge
>>67975735
delete this
>>67975750
your pic related is anthony rumble johnson in a paralel universe in which he didn't trane ufc
be aware of cia people, they might want you to get into lsd and weed so you open up talking about political stuff and suddenly you have 3 federali cars around your house 24/7
timothy leary was a cia asset
>>67975764
This is, by far, my least favorite new meme.
post some webms of hues getting btfo lads
>>67975768
>new
go back to wherever you came from before i heem you into another dimension where anthony johnson didn't trane ufc
>>67975768
>This is, by far, my least favorite new meme.
>>67975768
>new meme
>>67975783
DELETE THIS
>>67975784
Lose some weight, fat man.
>>67975810
delete this.
>reminder that carly baker is the hottest ufc octagon girl and arguably the hottest mma ringside girl (cageside if you're an edgelord dweller)
>>67975826
Delete all that pie right before your match, maybe.
>>67975831
I'll delete your chin m8 I swear
>>67975828
Hot but not that bright, look at her she doesn't even know how to work a water bottle.
>>67975837
Are you sure you can catch me if I'm standing more than 30' away?
>>67975848
What's that? We use the metric system over here because we aren't fucking retarded mate.
>>67975851
>UFC is American
>American measurement dimensions
>posting in /heem/
>doesn't know measurements of the sports he claims to like
OI OI OI
someone make a new thread, I have memes to post
>>67975873
Is it less than five?
>>67975858
>Hunto is Aussie/NZ
>Fabricating arguments because can't handle the bantz
pathetic kek
>/heem/ is purely Amercan
pathetic
>he claims to like
show me where, I'll wait while you move the goalpoasts 20 burgers again. Up your game burger-belt.
>>67975880
>posting fresh memes in a dead thread
m8...
>>67975888
>implying they're fresh
Nice trips m888
>>67975899
WE KNOW
>>67973813
beutiful uchi mata execution