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>>67973619
News
>manlet rage is the GOAT technique
>Almeida is going to be the next 30 year old prospect erik silva
>bryan callen is CIA
artem
lolbov
edgy
>>67975882
To be fair, I have the same reaction when I order a small fries but they give me a large fries on accident.
>>67975888
lets see those memes faggot
>>67975882
Cliffs on Edgy Brah going in hard please.
i always cringe when i see them punching the dudes face when he's down
>>67975919
>LA rock bands from the 60's all had military familes and came out of the same neighborhood, the hippy movement was a military psy op
didn't hear the rest
Brendan Peter Schaub.
fresh yankova bunda
>>67975935
Based fellow Schaubposter.
Jon
AND STILL
jon
>>67975937
>tattoo
dropped
>>67975954
I'M GONNA REACH THAT DICK JON
>tfw no jon
dick
rate this OC lads
AHHH CHANDLER HELP
>>67975954
Why?
>>67975966
Why?
>>67975973
Why?
>>67975978
Why?
>>67975990
Why?
>>67976009
Why?
>>67976022
Why?
>>67976029
Why?
>>67976029
>yfw DC beats Jon Jones at UFC 200
>>67976048
why not?
>>67976048
it's a free country
>>67976048
Free Country, Brother
JON JONES
im watching you jon
wasnt aljamain supposed to run through careway like a bulldozer? how come that faggot lost I remember him hyping himself up like he was the next goat
>>67976103
NO MATTER WHERE YOU NUT BOY, I'M STILL SUCKING
>>67976111
cuckamain is a meme. everyone knew caraway was going to win except for the goof that made pic related.
>>67976120
>everyone knew Caraway was going to win
didn't you see the picks?
more cucks on heem than you think
>>67976135
Whats heem i thought i was on /ngannou/
>>67976153
dead meme honestly, sorry
>>67976120
He didn't win though.
'''''''stunning'''''''
i told you idiots cody would win
i'm so glad the meme is dead
>australia
>>67975882
i love john mccarthy throwing manlets at the end of the fight
Bulgaria apologize
>>67975922
try soccer
I think it would be better for everybody if rogan quits the UFC and just does fight companionsi
>>67976380
I don't care what he does as long as it isn't commentate
>joes questions Eddie on conspiracies
>Joe questions Schaub on bullying
>Joe questions Bryan about his BS
Good episode
>>67976234
will the Cody Garbrandt meme be the next to die?
>>67976435
>listening to those half-retards
>>67976440
he's not a meme, a couple of phonies jumped on his bandwagon last night other than that no one cares about him
>>67976380
It annoyed me that while Story and Saffedine were going to war with eachother they were busy shitting on Callen and talking about viagra
ufc on fox needs to get rid of rashad he couldn't be worse he can barely read
>>67976467
>It annoyed me
you should have stopped there
>>67976467
I turn them off during the fights
>>67976483
It only annoys me when they ignore great fights in favour of shit talking
>>67976507
>>67976515
if you turn them off completely you'll feel even better
>stipe vs overeem
>Browne vs Cain
>rothwell vs Werdum
>arlovski vs Barnett
>Nelson vs Lewis
Ngannou has looked good in his fights so far. Blaydes is still a legit talent and has been training with Ludwig now for striking. Mahkov is done with wrestling this summer. Verhoeven is dabbling in mma. Anyone else feeling a heavyweight revival?
Is Paige a meme fighther?
>>67976525
But I think they're funny. Do you think everybody just likes what you like?
post some webm's of hues getting heem'd lads, recent ones if possible
http://www.strawpoll.me/10349501
>>67976563
>Liking things I don't like
You fucking monster!
>>67976582
Let's settle it in the octagon bro. no gloves, no time limit, gi optional, pride rules.
@67976575
Literally what
>>67976647
Hi im Fabricio Werdum
And this is running into punches
[Jackass theme starts playing]
>there are goofs in this thread right now who are so cucked that they choose to watch Joe Rogan and Bryan Callen talk about dicks and chemtrails while there are actual literal genuine UFC fights happening
>>67976673
I told Fabricio to smash Stipe's fist with his chin
AND HE ACTUALLY DID IT
The MADMAN!
>>67976679
yeah because jon ankek and brian stann are actually sufferable, right conor?
>>67976679
The natty GOAT
hey bud remember when I was talking about how I thought Caraway and Garbrandt were going to win and you said you were capping all of the posts because I was going to get BTFO when they lost?
well I hope you had fun wasting your time you fuckin idiot lmao
>you now remember Thomas "The Taxi Driver Menace" Almeida
what went wrong?
>>67976291
>>67976300
I goofed guys.
>>67976859
Adan...
>>67976867
yeah you did big time
>>67976867
Don't feel bad, Bulgaria
Keep training in the gi and all your fitefan sins will be forgiven
So glad that cocky nigger Aljamain Sterling got what was coming to him
THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guG9cVs3ms4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guG9cVs3ms4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guG9cVs3ms4
>>67976944
Adam Milstead is a true american
Remember to shake a veteran's hand Three times a day MINIMUM
>>67976733
Anik was actually really good on this show and Brian Stann does such a better job than Rogan that I'm pretty sure Joe's only still employed because of tenure
>>67975882
>brazil btfo again
lol if people said this shit every time an American fighter lost you guys would lose your shit
Lineker would heem Garbrant hard
https://youtu.be/lIwnGcotD2o
https://youtu.be/lIwnGcotD2o
https://youtu.be/lIwnGcotD2o
https://youtu.be/lIwnGcotD2o
>>67976961
>>>67976733
>Anik was actually really good on this show
Anik contributed literally nothing. He's probably worse than Goldberg in that the guy and his content sound exactly like voicemails. Goldberg at least has some kind of personality.
>>67977086
>personality
Every time with this shit. You know Anik is the play by play guy right? He does that better than Goldberg ever did.
>takes a lotta energy to be a rockstar!
>it's a heem argues over personal preferences as if they were objective facts episode
>>67977123
thats 4chan's eternal episode
>>67977100
He's right, shut the fuck up
>>67977150
Shut up
Guys
Embedded is coming out today....
>>67977156
Right about what exactly?
Only a casual could genuinely believe Goldberg actually does a good job on commentary. Joe is debatable, but Goldberg is just the drizzling shits.
>takes a lotta energy to be a rockstar!
>tfw i could 50-45 every here
>>67977173
>every here
You can't even write a coherent sentence.
>>67976961
>>67977100
BECAUSE IF HIS NAME IS KEITH JOHNSON, THEN THE DEAN OF MEAN MAKES NO SENSE
DIAZ
SMELLS
THE OPENING
>>67977171
MICHAEL JORDANESQUE
KOBE BRYANT, MAYBE?
SPEAKING SOME PORTUGUESA
>>67977183
tbf I don't know if the Diaz brothers could either
>>67977183
damn...
>>67977171
>only casuals disagree with me
good post
>tfw the US military started the hippie movement
Fuck the 60's
>>67977212
At least I've got some shit to say other than 'shut up' so I'll take this as a moral victory since I'm not going to change your casual mind.
>>67977100
Anik is just a commentator equivalent of a yes man, he's nothing special. I guess I hate him more than Goldberg because his voice resembles Stann's and it make the commentary even more insufferable.
>>67977224
*tips*
>>67977213
>>67975926
>>67977251
He does seem like a drone at some points, I don't particularly like him but I think he's servicable, but Goldberg really gets on my nerves.
I also think Stann and Anik have some chemistry to them, like that little moment when Stann says he'll put up his watch if some guy won (I forget who it was).
I'm so fucking mad that son of a bitch Cody Garbage won.
>>67977213
entitled college kids from California started the hippie movement, their parents funded it and the war fueled it
hey guys remember when you thought Cody and Bryan were going to lose because you're stupid?
>watch Urijah's snapchat story
>he snaps Cody's win
>everyone is happy
>snaps Chad crying in the background
Wew lads. I didnt ask for these feels.
>I pick fights with 100% accuracy
>>67977393
Remember when everybody said TAM was done and over with because TJ left
>I think UFC is real
fucking dummies, you can get the results 2/3 hours prior to the event
>People are suprised Almeida lost
It was clear he had a glass chin from the Pickett fight
>>67977446
I thought Garbrandt had a chance but I'm still surprised Almeida lost so handily and quickly. Thought his sense for surviving when hurt and accuracy and reach advantage would probably lead him to the victory.
>>67977446
That's not what a glass chin is m8
Bigfoot Silva has a glass chin
Getting shut down by a perfectly timed left hook can happen to everybody
It's when he starts getting rocked by jabs and flinching at every little tap you can start claiming x has a glass chin
the glass chin thing is dangerously becoming a meme of its own
careful, guise
>>67977571
It's only becoming a meme because people are misusing it
These anybody who shows any reaction at all to a strike has a suspect chin, and if you get TKOd a few times or KO'd once your chin is "cracked"
It's when you lose 3-4 fights in a row due to strikes you can start claiming somebody has a bad chin, especially when you can tell it wasn't even a full power strike or a strike that a few years ago wouldn't even have affected them
Bigfoot is the perfect example, his chin on roids vs his chin off roids is like night and day
>>67976563
>Do you think everybody just likes what you like?
There are plenty of people I appreciate as talented but don't like personally. Rogan, Schaub etc. are a bunch of fucking retards.
>>67977571
Need a chin check?
>>67977604
>my opinions are fact
You don't have any friends, do you?
>>67977625
Show me one funny, clever, interesting or insightful clip involving any of them
>>67977489
i thought bigfoot absorbed some shit vs mark hunt, but then i remembered mark brokes his hand early and also
>roids
>>67977669
Lol I don't care if you like them or not, I just don't understand why you care if others do. It's ok to disagree about stuff.
Was anyone else pleasantly surprised by the amount of good sportsmanship in yesterday's matches?
Almost every fighter acknowledged their opponents skill and shook hand after the fight. Even the eye poke extraordinaire apologized profusely for it.
Or am I just a faggot for noticing?
>>67977676
Bigfoot popped after the Hunt fight though, he was definitely on obscene amounts of test, which is how he was able to absorb that amount of punishment
Compare Clean Silva to that when they fought the second time, THAT's what a weakened chin looks like
>>67977697
Even good guy Bryan Caraway was nice to Aljo after that cunt hounded him for a literal year talking hardcore personal shit the whole time.
>>67977697
You're not a faggot.
I didn't notice it as anything out of the ordinary personally, but I guess yeah, there was a decent level of sportsmanship. I mean, there was that guy who got a cheeky strike in after the round was over
>>67977708
yeh i agree m8, bigfoot also was fighting timid like hell, hunt easily corraled him into a clean right on the dome.
I think extra test gives you prime fightability you can't really measure with chin or strength, see vitor
>>67977708
god i hate hunt so much
>>67977735
>>67977690
s. america btfo hard
>>67977745
>posting Sakuraba
You're a gent m8
I hope you vote for Jimmie
>Wake up Claudia, it's all over.
>>67977821
What an ugly, ugly, ugly little horse
>>67977821
>this is a 10 in eastern europe
>>67977821
Joanna is cute!
CUTE!
So Almeida is now in the chin deleted club
>>67977979
barao can still take a shot
>>67977867
Meme fighting gatekeeper
Was never my boy
>>67978015
lol
with ronda there was no need to pretend
>>67978044
Exactly ;)
Did that Aus have some cheesy chips yesterday, how were they
>>67978015
He's 24. There is still hope.
CAUSE NOW WEVE GOT BAD BLOOD
https://youtu.be/lIwnGcotD2o
https://youtu.be/lIwnGcotD2o
https://youtu.be/lIwnGcotD2o
>>67978084
zane got so blown the fuck out on picks he didn't do a 6th round
>>67978083
Let's be honest though, he is pretty much complete as a fighter though. He might tighten up his defense a bit but he is always going to be the fighter he is today. His only hope is too become Lawler esque in his pacing, but I don't think he has the punching power Lawler has to make it work at that pace. Garbrant and Aljo have a lot more room to add to their game
>tfw no mma hour with ariel today
>>67978084
>>67978099
Meant to link this desu
https://youtu.be/xUC9gLxwouk
https://youtu.be/xUC9gLxwouk
>>67978118
He's doing it tomorrow though
>almeida will beat cody
>cody is a meme guys
>nate will win the rematch
>>67978115
>Let's be honest though
Let's actually be honest, that's a ridiculous assumption.
I mean look at careers like Rumble and Lawler's and you have the gall to say someone will never improve?
>>67978099
Thomas Almeida via TKO, round 2.
Renan Barao via decision.
Tarec Saffiedine via SD.
Jessica Eye via decision.
Alberto Uda via TKO, round 1.
Shane Campbell via TKO, Round 3.
Sterling by decision.
>>67978150
You didn't read what I wrote.
>>67978186
In context of the post you're responding to it comes off as you're saying that he's about as good as he's going to get. I get you now though.
>tfw only masvidal fucked my picks
sad.jpg
lads just finished watching the main card
good fights even though lots of decisions
I agreed with all the decisions, I thought the Larkin-Masvidal one was the closest, really hard to score.
Cody really surprised me. I'm not sure what changed since his previous fights.
Was it just that the other opponents he had a bit more trouble with were heavier hitters?
Was it Almeida being too timid while not moving away either and thinking he'd be able to defend the shots rather than stay away from them in the first place?
Or is Almeida just a meme?
pretty good event though
>>67978207
I absolutely hate this faggot, I just want him to shut the fuck up about MUH BOXING
This isn't a fucking boxing match, it's MMA, the guy with the better hands does not nessecarily win
>Faber beats Cruz
>Dilly beats Faber
>Garbrant beats Dilly
Pottery
>>67978270
First time I ever watched him fight. Reminds me of Cub Swanson and Mcgoob
According to Jeremy Stephens, Cruz literally did nothing except cardio in preparation for TJ because he didn't want to get injured.
>two good looking white guys are on the card
>all of the basketball americans sperg about how they are going to lose because they can't stand to see whiteys that have it all continue to succeed
>they both win
lmao you guys = BTFO
>>67978259
nothing changed, chutebox brazilians have always have always been marvelous on the offensive but middling on the defense.
I called it with cody KO'ing almeida, and I didn't even want cody to win, he seems like an unlikable faggot.
Brazilians need to update their striking game to MMA. You can't just rely on high guards when you've got 4oz gloves, thats why boxing is underrated for mma.
Barboza, another brazilian guy everyone was excited about had the exact same problem: marvelous when hes got the intiative, but when pressed by a punched, he falls to pieces. Jamie Varner ended him almost the exact same way Cody did to Almedia - rush to close the kicking gap and smack them with wild hooks.
>>67978347
cody is mostly native american
>>67978350
Alright Cody we get it, people doubted you
Wasn't able to watch the fights last night cause I was partying with a bunch of non fite fans. Just woke up, looked at the results.
Pissed that no love fag won, he's such an edge lord I just can't get behind him. watched some of the webms of the fight. Did almeida even land anything the whole fight? really didn't expect it to go cody's way, especially in the first fucking round
>>67978366
>muh 1/64 cherokee heritage
fuck off kike
>>67978259
I think Cody is still growing as a fighter and will evolve between fight and so will Almeida. This means we can't look at their previous fights and expect them to be the same fighter. I think Almeida might have been a bit too timid since he didn't want to repeat the first round of the Pickett fight but Cody is just the better in-fighter at the moment and took advantage.
>>67978348
thanks, that makes some sense
>>67978366
>muh 1% injun heritage
lmao
>>67978383
no he's literally mostly native american
Anyone else only support undefeated fighters?
>>67978383
>>67978403
both of his parents were born in a first nations tribe
>>67978405
Source ?
>>67978391
Yea, as spectacular as his KO of Pickett was, that fight gave some real foreshadowing for an impending loss. His defense is just not good enough, it was really only a matter of time until somebody hit hard enough to put him out. Sucks that it was Cody no rank garbrandt that did it to him
>>67978371
Almeida landed a nice short hook after Cody rocked him and tried to follow up. Cody wasn't hurt but it kept him honest
>>67978425
>>67978465
His mom looks kinda mixed, Cody looks white as fuck tho.
>>67978489
>Cody looks white as fuck tho
he does look part native, his eye shape gives it away but def mostly white
How was Sara McMann vs. Jessica Eye?
>>67978207
I thought he left wtf
Who's next for my boy?
>>67978578
One of the worst fights I've seen this year. Late on I just stopped watching and went to grab some food. Heck, even prior to that I had it split with the gamethread so I could entertain myself
>>67978207
ahahahahahah he keeps getting btfo'd and yet he keeps posting l-m-a-o
>>67978442
I noticed that as well.
>>67978578
So guy in the front row fell asleep
>>67978465
lmao reminds me of the """""indigenous australians""""" I went to school with
>i'm 1/128th koori get off my land white dog
>>67978624
Yeah, I noticed it live, but upon rewatching couldn't find it until about the 3rd replay, thought i had imagined it. At 2:42 of the round, if he had more power on it could have caused some trouble.
>5 days away
>>67978664
holy shit
>>67978664
wow I didn't know luke was that short
>>67978664
Then there is only Macdonald vs wonderboy in between now and UFC 200 weekend. These heems will need to last us a while.
>>67978664
>It's a Dan Henderson gets KOed and claims it was an early stoppage episode
>>67978683
We should do a B-movie night with Fight Valley and Never Back Down 3
>>67978664
natty, goat, champion,... these are some of the words that describe Michael Bispin
>>67978664
>Dan Henderson
>August 24, 1970 (age 45)
>>67978688
>it's an aggressive brawler walks right into an H Bomb and heem gets BTFO episode
>>67978664
>henderson vs lombard
h-hendo will ko lombard r-right guys???
>>67978703
Damn straight, the Hector bomb is going to lay Dan out
>>67978707
Yes. It's going to be Hendo vs boetsch all over. Speaking of which, how spicy was that night?
>>67978714
good post
>>67976048
shut up DC
>>67978664
Rockhold
Cruz
Llamas
Lombard
Poirier
Ortega
Dariush
Penne
Miller
Breese
Wilson
Casey
Kim
Free money
>>67978700
>now introducing a man who was conceived during Woodstock
>>67975882
>anderson silva
>erick silva
>renan barao
>warrley alves
>fabricio werdum
>thomas almeida
BTFO
T
F
O
>>67978808
Top lad
>>67978664
Imagine is Bisping won? The shitposting would be unreal
>38 years old
Will he ever fight again?
>>67978808
holy shit is this true??? what a nice guy
>>67975882
Did anyone get all their picks right for fight night vegas? I haven't seen the pick sheet. I know I fucked up on the Baron but I was wondering if we all fucked up on picks or not.
>>67978808
yeah ted bundy did too so what
>>67978828
I swear if he can just get out of the first 2 rounds without getting taken down he can use his cardio and outstrike Luke to a decision victory
>>67978862
Luke was on antibiotics for the Weidman fight and Bisping hardly looked like Bendo in that Silva fight, I don't know if there's any cardio advantage there at all.
Also, I don't know about Bisping outstriking Luke
>>67978862
>he can use his cardio
On short notice from doing a movie? My lad Bisping will have to wait till Luke goes for a meme kick and take him out.
>>67978590
wtf he destroyed someone's phone that's fucked fine him Dana
>>67978862
+774
take a chance
>>67978862
Luke has regressed into the same headspace he was in before he fought Vitor. Bisping is going to heem him with a spinning wheel kick.
>>67978909
I thought antibiotics made you feel better
>>67978788
How did you forget Jose Aldo?
>>67977371
>entitled
To personal freedom, what a horrible idea.
Do you enjoy the taste of authority's cock so much because you're actually a faggot or is just because you've been bred into it by your conservative family?
Did somebody say split decision?
>>67978985
who?
>10 years since bisping won TUF
>10 years since Faber beat Cruz
There is something in the air this weekend...
>Urijah Fafao
>Dana White promised me something tonight, and I came here to take it and that's exactly what I did!
What did he mean by this?
>>67978851
Everyone got btfo. One lad made it all the way to the main event but picked almeida.
>>67978992
Masvidal won rounds 1 and 3. Robbery
>the California kid
>is 39 years old
>>67979047
I disagree but regardless I don't know how you can call it a robbery in a fight that close.
>>67979052
>the Fireball Kid
>is 37 years old
>>67979042
free fightpass for a year
>>67979066
"Robbery" is a coping mechanism for intellectually stunted individuals who can't accept they made a miscalculation.
>>67978992
feels good man
>>67979013
cheeky 50'er on faber and bisbong lads
>>67979085
>judges are always highly-qualified, attentive, and non-biased
>>67979066
>>67979085
robbery is the rem used when one fighter clearly wins the fight, yet the judges reward the win to the other fighter
lets not forget that adelaide byrd was judging last night and scored caraway sterling 29-28 for sterling
i also thought burkman beat felder desu
How does one train striking as much as Faber yet still suck so much ass at it?
>>67979135
but Masvidal didn't clearly win two rounds at all.
>>67979159
thats arguable
also larkin should've lost a point for that eyepoke
>>67978403
>>67978383
i'm 1/8 native american
>>67979161
If it's arguable then it's hardly a robbery is it?
>>67979163
americans everyone
>>67979135
Byrd scored it 29-28 Masvidal
>>67979193
drop some more boxing knowledge on us
>>67979183
by thats arguable i mean i disagree with you
maybe robbery isnt quite the best word, but you know what i mean
also am i really the only one who thought burkman clearly beat felder?
that elbow that cut burkman in the 3rd unfairly won him the fight in the judges eyes
>>67979210
there's at least three swedes that aren't boxing swede here you goof
how does claudia vs. joanna 2 go?
henan barao is a munster
>>67979236
Joanna wins via muh thai
Is she fighting again?
>Arlovski vs Barnett
>waaaaaaaaahhhhh my favorite fighter didn't win
>I should be the judge, I'm not biased at all towards the fighters I picked to win
>QQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQ
Loving
Every
Laugh
>>67979247
pic reminds me of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFr30p0aZl0
>>67976557
Yes.
>>67979078
kek
>>67979259
>Rothwell vs Werdum
>>67976557
>>67977211
Haha holy shit
>>67979290
looks like a beginning of a porn video haha
>>67977211
Goofstuffson is broken
>>67978578
Awful. Eye is a striker who didn't want to strike and McMann occasionally got takedowns that didn't go anywhere.
>>67979236
i hope claudia wins, TUF has made joanna look retarded
but joanna is probably still better
>>67978909
>antibiotics
Funny way of spelling USADA
>>67978207
ayy lmao
where my /edgy brahs/ at
>>67976859
lmao based lmaobud
Cody Garbrandt = Carlos Condit
Thomas Almeida = Rory MacDonald
post yfw Floyd folds like a folding suitcase and boxing dies overnight
>>67979340
xDDD
>>67979413
>folds like a folding suitcase
Still better than the gazelle line
>>67977211
well, he always loses after 5 rounds
>name is edgy brah
>is literally an edgy brah
Rick story's leg last night
>>67979253
is that her sister
>>67979487
CHRIS, DON'T FUCKING DO IT!
I WILL LEAVE THE TEAM
>>67979538
ban this filth
>>67979568
how do I achieve '100% natty Haha' mode lads
>>67979588
live, breath and dream america.
>>67979487
lmao no chris plz
>>67979565
Only G*d can judge him.
>Stephens won round 3
>>67979607
Was the fight worth watching, I fell asleep during story vs saffiedine.
>>67979672
Yes
Barao mewved all over Stephens in round 1, clearly won it
Gassed in round 2, was more flatfooted, lost the round
Mewved some, planted his feet some, but edged out Stephens in terms of strikes landed in round 3
>>67979672
Yes, it was great.
>>67979701
>yeah the fight is worth watching, here's everything that happened in it
>>67979725
he probably wasn't going to watch it anyways m8
>>67979742
I am going to watch it anyway but I thought the same thing as he did.
>>67979764
my bad then
Rockhold v Bisping 2: Electric Boogaloo
>>67979785
No worries, I already knew it was a decision that Stephens won anyway so you didn't really spoil anything. I can still appreciate it for what it is.
>>67979797
LMAO
>>67979797
This is the trilogy. People tend to forget about the infamous sparring match in 2012. You're still cool though.
>>67979853
c-can i be cool too
>>67977859
shut the fuck up cunt. She looks like fucking dogshit
>>67979878
Sure thing man, take one. Everybody is doing it.
>>67979902
mum told me not to do tobacco
>>67979902
I didn't know Felicia Day did a ciggie commercial
>>67979917
all the cool kids are doing it senpai
>>67979917
enjoy not being a cool kid
Guys peer pressure is bullying and I won't stand for it.
I hate bullies.
>>67979972
Who's the bully? Urijah or Cruz? Rockhold or Bisping?
>>67980025
Jay masters
>>67979413
floyd is like 40, conor hits hard for a manlet, what are the odds on the fight?
Last night had some spicy fights
Does the one homie here still make the Fight Fan calendars?
>>67979047
Damn, usually get at least 3-4 dudes with all picks.
what country do i need to proxy to to watch the main card on fightpass?
>>67980053
>Implying Conor could land on Floyd.
>>67980084
that autistic kid did the predictions and made it 7 fights
>>67980077
Somebody else made one for May so I didn't bother. I'll make one for June tomorrow
>>67980084
a lotta goofs got btfo by buying into the sterling meme
i'll check real quick if anyone got all the main card picks right but that one wrong
>>67980096
>>67976291
you're not allowed to talk today, Georgi
>>67980025
bisping is the bully
so is cruz
Name a fighter with worse luck than Masvidal
>>67980126
DELETE THIS
>>67980152
diego sanchez
>>67980110
>>67980114
>>67980084
one goof got all the main card right, too bad he believed in that house nigger
>>67980152
The Iaquinta fight is the only one he definitively won and even then he clearly gave away the third round. He is lellator bound.
>>67980152
>luck
m8 he gives those fights away
>>67980177
YOU BOOING ME?
What did you do for memorial day?
What did he mean by this?
>>67980194
>you booing me? FUCK YOU
>stop doubting me! JOIN THE TEAM
>STILL MY BOY
is Serra/Longo the GOAT post fight speech meme team?
>>67980088
i think romania works but many others do too, i think those that dont have a tv deal with the ufc
>>67980113
Sweet I'll keep an eye out for it. I like to print them and hang them in my kitchen
>>67980231
I guess he's talking about Jose Aldo, considering he's holding the belt
>>67980088
Youre too poor to afford FS1? Why am I not surprised.
http://www.sherdog.com/fighter/Aiemann-Zahabi-121009
Betting on Firas's brother is free money
>>67980266
>why am I not surprised
Because he is a NEET that is seemingly on here 24hrs a day.
eye sucks
>>67980288
that was more exciting than the '''''''''''''''''fight''''''''''''''''
>>67980288
Hopefully she gets cut
>>67980266
no i have fs1 too, its not on demand is it?
i didnt record the card
>>67980288
Fear of the takedown is a powerful thing
Joe Silva, where you at? Book Eye vs Bethe, and here's the twist; loser fights Cyborg
Edgy Brah
https://www.instagram.com/p/BGBd5tYpyH0/
why is edgy brah so based lads?
>>67980299
>>67980348
hopefully she has to resort to more lewd things since fighting is no longer lucrative
>>67980320
You mean you don't have your DVR set to record every UFC card? Youre either a liar or a casual faggot.
>>67980288
McMann looks like Tiny Tim.
Does anyone not addicted to drugs and alcohol find Joey Diaz and Joe Rogan amusing?
>>67980288
>>67980296
>>67980299
I think Eye is actually a lot better than that performance implied.
I believe the main reason she got so thoroughly dominated is that she had trained so much with McMann in the past. McMann is a fantastic wrestler, and she went into that fight with a good feel for what Eye can do on the ground.
If they hadn't trained so much together, I think Eye wins that fight way more often.
>>67980358
>brandon
lmao
>>67980358
Lmao
>>67980390
>drugs and alcohol
it pisses me off that people say this so much
alcohol is a drug ffs
>>67980382
bro i have fightpass i dont need to record them
and i'm the realest fucking fight fan here bro
still upset you bought into that housenigger meme?
>le housenigger meme
>>67980088
anyone that isn't one of these
MAIN CARD 9 pm ET / 6 pm PT
Blackout restrictions: Australia, Denmark, Finland, Netherlands, Norway, Portugal, Sweden, Netherlands, Switzerland, Italy, UK, India, Middle East, USA, Barbados, Brazil, Dominica, Haiti, Jamaica, Latin America and **Canada
>>67980407
i agree christ i was just making sure i included every degenerate, relax killer
>>67980394
she shit the bed in the miesha fight too
i cant recall any of eye's performances being particularly impressive
Good morning guys
What's with br fighters getting btfo again?
Wasnt it gonna be like two no names hues fighting yesterday?
Happy Memorial Day /heem/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wt8y18YFH70
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvlTJrNJ5lA
>>67980440
i'm not mad at you gooflord
>>67980466
Happy Memeorial Day, bro.
>>67980451
I remembered the Miesha fight as being fairly competitive on the feet, no?
>>67980506
lol someone tries that on me they're getting shot
>>67980517
She was outboxing miesha on the feet handily untill she got tagged with a big shot and Miesha took it from there.
>>67980454
Don't worry, Lineker can still redeem you.
How did you guys do gambling last night? -$250 here.
>mfw Diego Sanchez vs Clay Guida
>mfw Diego Sanchez vs Gilbert Melendez
>mfw Diego Sanchez vs Jake Ellenberger
>mfw Diego Sanchez vs Joe Stevenson
Is he the master of the spicy banger?
>>67980431
damn who's that good looking guy
>>67980432
thanks brah
>>67980506
doinked him with the headkick then snapped the arm
i'm not mad at it
>>67976120
Sterling simulated Caracuck's death in the first round kiddo
t. Pic maker
>>67980506
Friendly reminder that these two kids could probably heem me.
(:
>>67980541
did you just threaten to shoot up your school m8?
>>67980556
>tfw no Wandy vs Diego
>>67980555
some aussie won like $250 on a 4 fight parlay
had caraway and cody on it cant remember who else
>>67980552
fucking charlie
>>67978664
>bruce leeroy and t-city on prelims
STACKED
T
A
C
K
E
D
>>67978679
It's all lighting and angles. He's a manlet irl.
>>67980569
No I'm older than every UFC champion
>>67980555
>>67980580
I did alright
On a plane right now with Danny Castillo what do?
>>67980595
That actually happened in Obama, Nebraska.
Those guys are incredible fighters.
>>67980606
well done m8
give me some bets for 199 pls
>>67980552
jesus fuck he just killed a dude
I need some easy monies.
I have like 150 USD to spare. Should I put it all in a sure fight or spread it and take some risks?
I have no Jobs aligned for this week so I need to double it
>>67980606
real fight fan there
now only if you could pick a proper operating system and browser
>>67980595
>Rumble vs Jones.webm
>>67980552
dayum
>>67980595
>how to make Joe rogan cum buckets.webm
>>67980552
fucking shits
>>67980595
Did i just see a takedown and sprawl from chimps?!
Tells you that grappling is so mindlessly simple monkeys can do it.
These fight webms are making me afraid to drive to Publix
>>67980692
get a glock 43 like tim kennedy
>>67980631
Could all these guys take out 2 Gorillas?>>67980595
>>67980552
Or could manlet chink with knife take out Gorilla?
>>67980625
Bovada doesn't have many fights for 199 up yet for some reason.
That said, I don't see much value on that card either. Henderson probably has some value over Lombard, and a prop bet on T-City to win by submission is probably a smart bet too.
Bobby Green could be a cheeky fucker too though.
A parlay on Green, T-City, Hendo, Rockhold and possibly Cruz could land you some good odds I'd think. It's risky though.
>>67980688
>gorillas
>chimpanzees
>gorillas
>chimpanzees
>monkeys
Billy-bob please get off the internet machine
almeida is good, but he's a little overhyped. he has potential to be a future champ, but he has some major inconsistencies. Brad "half nose" Pickett was kicking his ass until that flying meme.
>>67980738
JON ANIK
Serious question /heem/ why is this Conor vs Mayweather even a thing? Conor just got BTFO at his own game by an unprepared guy and every retard is eating this shit up,do you fags honestly think Conor stands a chance?
>>67980645
lol what's wrong with my OS bud?
>>67980750
If Almeida just moved his head more he'd be so damn good. Pickett is a good striker and Almeida stayed with him quite well, don't forget that he also dropped Pickett with a standing elbow too.
>>67980650
real question bros, did jon jones lose his bloodlust during his time off? He looked pretty timid versus ovince, compare with webm
>>67980715
that will get me 3 years MINIMUM
>>67980715
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m30ah5S4LvY
>>67980780
I hate him so much
>>67980787
why
>>67980766
thats not anik you casual retard its dave scholer
>>67980775
I think it was a combination of not wanting to take too much damage, ring rust, and his unwillingness to fight an opponent of short notice
Jackson-Wink always gameplans pretty hard for specific opponents so he probably felt a little more lost against OSP than might have if he'd had a full camp to prepare against him
>>67979487
The Chris
Don't do it.
>>67980787
i actually cheered more for caraway against sterling than i did any of the other fights
>>67980800
GET THE UNDERHOOK, don't give up your back
geez
>>67980506
Kids look the same size to me. Dana sign this goof
Found some interesting fight pics with some commentary here check em out
Aidanlphotography.weebly.com
>>67980794
corny ass white dude
>>67980800
How did she spin on top of him so easily? Is it all about where your legs land when you hit the deck? Try to ensure they are as far away as possible from the opponent's body when you land and then use that space as momentum to flip them over I guess.
Also this is what Ronda vs Mayweather would be like for all you Boxing faggots. Only Mayweather wouldn't last as long because he doesn't have a fucking clue about MMA and at least this guy knows more than nothing.
>>67980772
No, we talk about this all the time and quite frankly I don't understand how people haven't just got fed up.
Mayweather tweets a poorly made "poster" that literally looks like it was put together in Paint and people think the fight's on.
Maybe it'll happen, maybe it won't but it's all mindless bullshit at the moment. Besides, Dana was having talks with Goobs anyway and Ariel called bullshit on it too
>>67980811
thats good control
>>67980850
he has a shitty base, she just turned him
>>67980822
>There are goofs who still dont own Fight pass
Reminder that if you wear sunglasses inside you are destined to be BTFO
Great line up tomorrow
>>67980908
wow that is unreal
>>67980892
>literally skin and bones
>starting a fight with someone who's obviously in better shape than you
lmeo
>>67980908
>pvz
nah, ain't gonna go for it
>>67980834
Me In the skirt.
Here's a thing I thought about and I don't know wether it makes sense or not
But with Cody Garbrandt's win over Almeida, is he in title contention already? Thing is, aside from a possible rematch with Dillashaw there's not really a clear top contender at BW and this was a very high-profile match
I really don't want to see his potential wasted so early because he's very young in the game and to feed him to Cruz early smacks of doing the same thing they're doing in flyweight, where they never give the good prospects enough time to build themselves up before feeding them to DJ
Even a title contention match and then a title shot seems a little early to me, I'd like to see him in at least 3 more fights, one against a top 10 guy to solidify his position in the top echelons, then a top 5 to give him a larger boost with the casuals, and then finally a title contender match with whoever else is in the mix at that moment (TJ? Caraway? Sterling?)
I realize planning ahead is futile but for the first time since TJ came up we're seeing some movement and motion in the BW division, I just hope they don't kill it with a premature title fight
>>67980073
This should not have been stopped. His hands were up. He was still blocking shots. Still able to protect himself.
>>67980892
>BEAST MODE
lol
That punch turned him into a pensioner.
>>67980929
Any top 10 would heem gambrants
>>67980073
Probably the worst stoppage I've ever seen
Why the fuck would you stop a fight where a guy isn't rocked, clearly has his legs under him, and where he's throwing a counter MID-STOPPAGE?
Yeah he was losing and being battered but fights shouldn't be stopped for that, he was clearly still in it and active
>>67980929
There are plenty of fights for him. They could reschedule his fight with lineker, they could match him against Dodson, caraway is free and possibly the winner of TJ vs Assuncao. He is at least one, probably 2, fights away from a title shot. Cruz probably won't defend again until the end of he year.
>>67980963
lmao tyreese still pissed off
>>67980967
but muh blood
>>67980967
>half the people on here were saying good stoppage
>>67980595
>people actually think gorillas are tough
i reckon 1 v 1 i could take one, and i'm pretty lean at 145lbs and 6'0
>>67980996
Which half?
>>67980800
These bitches are the worst.
They know if he wins it's either "lol you beat a girl" or he gets his ass kicked by the 3 or 4 cucks egging her on.
And if he loses it's "lol you lost to a girl"
Either way you lose, they know this. So you might as well grab a feel while you're down there.
>>67981021
Would /heem/ watch this guy get mauled by a gorilla?
>>67980967
This. De La Rocha got robbed.
I know nothing about fighting and have never been in a fight in my life; can I join your club?
>>67981035
i'd let her get on mount for sure
>>67981084
you'll fit right in
>>67981037
I have a black belt in Gorilla warfare you fucking faggot. I'd HEEM it.
What do Gorillas know about fighting? Nothing. I'd out-smart it.
>>67980800
manlets, when will they learn
>>67981084
you'll fit right in
>>67981035
>wrestling with her, pinning her to the ground and getting some free dry humping action
sounds like a win to me
>>67981143
Until she take a third-wave feminist class years later and realized you raped her.
>>67981137
my sides
>>67980772
What does 'ree' mean?
>>67980990
Lineker sure, but the rest are all really tough outs. I say bring Cody up a touch slower, let him headline another Fight Night or Fox Prelims against someone fringe top 10/15... another highlight reel finish, another chance to make a call out...
tell me if I'm wrong I'm a total casual but it looks like the guy feints with his right to get the guy to open his guard up for that left that knocks him out
>>67981167
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYKPdNvH800
>>67981167
It's Portuguese for Heem.
>>67981192
You have the hands mixed up, but that is pretty much garbrant a bread and butter. He opens left, left, right hook nearly everytime.
spain is taking over the 4n autist role nicely
>>67981167
https://youtu.be/96SrWO5Na54
>>67980606
Let's see that other parlay you lost.
>>67975882
Can we add that to this one?
>>67980644
Bro buy ETH. Shit has been going up crazy since the DAO token.
>>67981370
>posting the shit one
>>67981385
Oh this is great
>>67980967
>>67980993
>>67980996
>babbies first standing TKO
Go watch Diaz/Maynard, you pleb faggots.
>>67981385
Holy shit that is the greatest mma webm I've ever seen.
>>67980920
>Get sucker punched
>""""""""""""""""""fight""""""""""""""""""
>I hate Brazil
>>67981500
>I rate Brazil
>>67981385
delete this
>>67981487
lol thats not a sucker punch, he was confronting the other guy and moving into his personal space
I cant let you get close is unironically not a meme
>>67981526
new
USA USA USA USA
>>67981536
Too soon goof
>>67981407
those 2 arent comparable at all you fucking retard
>>67981624
that's a late stoppage, grey wasn't defending himself at all like de la rocha was. awful fucking stoppage
and it was more than half here saying good stoppage. the vocal autistic half
>>67976048
because he asks for it by sounding like a flustered 12 year old when he tries to trash talk.
>>67981407
See
>>67981624
Not even remotely comparable, Maynard is clearly rocked, wobbly, and isn't throwing back or intelligently defending himself, he's just trying to get away
De la Rocha was MID-COUNTER as it was stopped
Unforgivably bad by the ref IMO
>>67981360
It was a $20 on the exact same fighters plus Jessica Eye.
Would've yielded $1030. Would've been nice
>>67982061
he said something like "alright that's enough now" to de la rocha after he finished it. if he wasn't busted up like a pig that wouldn't of been stopped
see: stephens vs barao
>>67982879
>>67982879
>>67982879
>>67981035
the way to "not lose" is easily fend her off with minimal effort and make her feel stupid for trying without actually hurting her
though if she knows some shit this means you need to know how to not get embarrassed
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