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UPCOMING EVENTS (June):
6/4: EFN 49: Bratislava
(((STARTS AT 11 AM EDT, 8 AM PDT, 4 PM BST)))
6/4: UFC 199 (Bisping vs Rockhold 2)
6/10: Titan FC 39 (Cavalcante vs Healy)
6/12: Pancrase 278 (Sunabe vs Haita)
6/17: ONE FC (TBA)
6/17: Bellator 156 (Galvao vs Dantas)
6/17: EFN Global (Fedor vs Maldonaldo)
6/18: UFC FN 89 (MacDonald vs Thompson)
6/24: Bellator 157 (Jackson vs Ishii)
6/25: GLORY 31 (Vakhitov vs Bouzidi)
UPCOMING EVENTS: (July):
7/1: ONE FC (TBA)
7/7: UFC FN 90 (Dos Anjos vs Alvarez)
7/8: TUF 23 Finale (Jedrzejczyk vs Gadelha)
7/9: UFC 200 (DC vs Jones 2)
7/10: UFC Hall of Fame Inductions
7/13: UFC FN 91 (Ferguson vs Chiesa)
7/16: Bellator 158 (Kimbo vs Thompson)
7/23: UFC on Fox 20 (Holm vs Shevchenko)
7/24: Pancrase 279 (Ishiwatari vs Brookins)
7/30: UFC 201 (Lawler vs Woodley)
PREVIOUS THREAD: >>67975882
NEWS:
>Garbrandt heemed Almeida
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/30/11809898/ufc-fight-night-88-results-cody-garbrandt-knocks-out-thomas-almeida
>Werdum vs Rothwell set for UFC 203
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/29/11809620/fabricio-werdum-vs-ben-rothwell-set-for-ufc-203-in-cleveland
>Garbrandt wants to fight a top 10 opponent at UFC 203
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/05/cody-garbrandt-targets-ufc-203-return-against-opponent-ready-to-be-knocked-out-of-his-shoes
>Arlovski vs Barnett to headline UFC FN Hamburg
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/30/11810814/andrei-arlovski-vs-josh-barnett-set-to-headline-ufc-fight-night
THREAD THEME SONGS:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wt8y18YFH70
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4i3LmR0K74
Schaub?
THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guG9cVs3ms4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guG9cVs3ms4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guG9cVs3ms4
>dead thread
>dead """""""""""______""""""""""
be careful.
>>67981828
oh boy
If you dont eat any potato salad today the terrorists have won.
>>67981828
DR DANA
>>67981828
>GGG's doppelganger in the back mirin
>>67981844
potato salad is mayonnaise with potatoes?
>tfw its starting to kick in that the Almeida fedoras have been eternally BTFO
Even better than the Tumenov fedoras getting embarrassed
https://youtu.be/1ALb1UY7tMk
https://youtu.be/XjBn1bdmmiA
>Last PPV main event to stay intact was 195
>>67981934
Technically no since that was originally supposed to be Ronda-Holly
>>67981934
>Boлoдя Cтoянoв.jpg
What did he mean by this?
I completely spaced on the fights yesterday, anyone got some spicy webms of Barao getting slapped around?
>>67981898
The Tumenov one was the best
>mfw people tried to argue Gunnar was done because he lost to Demian fucking Maia
>mfw losing to Demian "I used to be a middleweight who outgrappled Chael Sonnen" Maia on the ground means you're a bad fighter
>>67982249
Gunnar is shit. Tumenov is the only ranked opponent he has beaten. He gets wrecked by high level competition.
>>67982279
Gunni is definitely a fuck of a lot better than you are implying bud
>Tumenov is the future WW champ, nobody can stand with him. He is lethal!
*tips fedora*
>>67981911
Did Cruz domin8ted Cat? Yes? No?
So strawweight is Brazil's only hope for a champ right?
>>67982406
Wilson Reis has got it covered, bro
>>67982221
Just go through the threads lad
>>67982406
I started training last week in about 6 years I'll be 155 champ
>>67982406
Demian Maia bro
>>67982571
>tyreese BTFO
Do you guys remember when Dana said Barao was the number 1 p4p?
Friendly heeminder
>>67982847
dana says a lot of shit
and btw this reminds me about how pointless and ridiculous the notion of "p4p" is
american sperg is one of my favourite ones tb.h
>>67981526
>Miocic pic has no belt
ufc getting lazy
>Arlovski vs Barnett
Too early for a new thread?
>>67983181
Go for it brother
>>67983198
He's being careful
>people actually thought almeida would win
>people actually thought sterling would win
good thread guys
>>67982899
Yes Ma'am
>>67983234
basketball americans really wanted the good looking white guys to lose
>>67983491
lol desean
>>67983381
96
How do we save /heem/?
>>67983546
This event was spicy overall
WMMA can be interesting sometimes
>>67983572
stop responding to shitposters and stop shitposting
>>67983599
But I'm a shitposter and you just responded to me. You fool.
lol idiot
>>67983635
#rekt
Guys I had a dream last night.I was at UFC 199. And it happened. Faber knocked out Cruz. They had a pretty hard fought battle. With both sides getting fucked up. Since Faber is one of those iron chinned faggots like Shields he waddled in and caught Cruz. In the post fight Cruz blamed the new weight cutting policies on the loss. And said he might have to move up because he almost killed himself making weight. Trust me. Put the house,the rent,car, all of it on Faber.
Dreams I've had come true.
>Weidman knocking out Silva
>Bisping beating Anderson
>Nate beating Conor
>Conor beating Aldo
>Cody beating Almeida
>Golden State Warriors being the champions last year
>calling Panthers/Broncos headlining the Superbowl and the outcome one year ahead
guys I had this dream I was watching faber vs cruz and I was like I'd fight both of you, slip your first haymaker with ease because you're overzealous and looking for the KO, which was clearly evident based on your body language and mewvement, then I immediately counter with a left uppercut right elbow hook to the nose combo, step in for a hard judo toss but instead of tossing, I do a quick capoeira handstand and donkey kick you square in the nuts, now you're reeling in pain and I turn to face the other guy, but he's not even ready to go because he's worried about what I'm capable of doing because he just saw me kick you in the nuts, he goes to square up but I throw a lightning fast straight fingered jab to the eyes, causing him to immediately recoil and cover his face with both hands, which, you guessed it, leaves his groin unprotected, and of course I capitalize, quickly sliding to my knees like I just scored a goal in soccer, and ripping a Mendes-esque right uppercut square to the bottom of the scrotum, crushing both testes between my hard uppercut and the pelvic bone, at which point I turn around and quickly crack you with an oblique kick but it lands directly on the front of your throat and now you can't breathe, so I ensure that my rear foot is placed directly on top of your testicles, but the second guy is beginning to get up, covering his balls and his eyes, so I wind up and put all of my full body torque into a tornado kick, but just as the kick is about to land on the side of his temple and likely kill him, I land gently on my feet, tip m'fedora and walk out of the bar, everyone staring silently with their mouths wide, and just before I walk out into the street I turn and stare directly into your eyes and say fuck u goof, I whip out my phone and I've already got fight pass loaded up, I click on recent additions to fight pass and quickly locate a spicy banger, and it buffers as I step out into the street, everyone knowing that I am, by far, a true fight fan
>>67983681
>he goes to square up but I throw a lightning fast straight fingered jab to the eyes, causing him to immediately recoil and cover his face with both hands, which, you guessed it, leaves his groin unprotected, and of course I capitalize, quickly sliding to my knees like I just scored a goal in soccer, and ripping a Mendes-esque right uppercut square to the bottom of the scrotum, crushing both testes between my hard uppercut and the pelvic bone
>mfw I had a dream I could heem everyone here
Wait. NVM. I know i can heem every here
Cat is my MMA mommyfu
>>67982221
I wish Barao spoke English. I feel like his voice would be hilarious.
lads give me some good mma podcasts, ones that actually talk about fighting not like JRE and FATK
Do you prefer an early stoppage or a late stoppage?
>>67983662
I already did put money on Faber...Bisping too. Gotta love the underdogs
>>67984007
TFATK with Brendan Schaub and Bryan Callen
>>67984016
A decision that was an entertaining fight desu
>>67984031
thanks lad
>This is the best thread in the whole 4chan
Reminder that Americans all won last night.
Alright boys, if you could take one drug and for the rest of your life eliminate 100% of any associated hangover effects as well as eliminate all addictive properties from that one drug, what drug would you choose?
Which fighter has the next fedora bandwagon?
I feel like Overeem is picking up some steam
>>67984016
I prefer an early knockout yeh
>>67984129
Cody Garbrant
>>67984071
how you feelin man
>>67984129
The Reem never looked better.
>>67982221
Uncanny tbqhwy
>>67984155
I'm fine, the wind is really raging today. And you?
>>67983381
115
>>67984129
Reem sucks dick. He's going to get destroyed by Miocic. It's Yair. Bandwagon Yair.
>>67984022
>I already did put money on Faber
He will never win. You lost money already.
>>67984200
it's humid as fuck otherwise feeling alright
what did you think of last nights card?
>>67984215
>He will never win
What makes ya say that then?
>>67984211
Yair has A LOT trouble in the pocket
He is gonna get caught by a good puncher very soon.
step 1: ufc closes up shop
step 2: mid-level athletes leave the sport for better pay days in other sports
step 3: we go back to have 45-year-old champions with beer guts earning 100k/yr
>>67984359
They'd just go to Bellator, WSOF, and Rizin
Now that athletes are beggining to dominate the UFC the sport is getting kinda boring t bh.
It was more fun when hard workers with godlike chins reached the highest level.
Post your favourite pictures of your favourite fighters
TJ is my boy and I hope he smashes Assuncao and reclaims his strap
>>67984291
I've never watched a RIZIN fight that wasn't in some way entertaining
Even the Gabi Garcia and Akebono-Sapp fights were memeworthy
>>67984223
I had some money on Almeida, but my bet on Stephens more than covered my losses, so It was good. I'm anxious to watch Jones vs DC. And you? What are your thoughts? Any fight you are looking for?
>>67984238
Retrospect, reach advantage and the fact that Cruz is a more complete fighter in my opinion.
UFC 199 Embedded Episode 1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=orork3WvQHg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=orork3WvQHg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=orork3WvQHg
>>67984490
>tfw Cruz is actually back for good now
MY BOY DID IT
>>67984455
>>67984465
Akebono-Sapp was had more footage of attendants toweling off a fat sumo wrestler than of actual fighting
I did like how Sapp was basically making a "fuck this shit so hard" face in his corner though
Memeworthy indeed
>>67984490
Is Zingano back to get the title for good this time?
>>67984488
He does have those things but Faber beat him once. Dominick has had a lot of time off while Fabers still been in there fighting and learning. I just kinda still view Dominick as a kid compared to the experiance of Faber
>>67984488
Yeah I had Almeida winning that too, didn't do any bets but good on your for the Stephens bet covering that at least. I think that one was more of a sure thing. I thought the card was alright, I think we got less than we expected but I think at the end of the day it was still enjoyable. Yeah I'm pretty excited to see Jones vs DC 2, considering how the fight with OSP turned out, it makes me wonder if DC might have more of a chances now.
I'm really looking forward to 199, I'm excited to see Cruz fight again, and see what Faber can do against him. Cruz has the advantage but you never know. Rockhold vs Bisbong, I'm convinced Rockhold has it but man with so many upsets been having who even knows what's going to happen.
>>67984490
Thank you for your service.
>>67984442
Every single good fighter has legitimate technique and talent
There are no iron chinned Schaubs
>>67984490
>That's what she said, right?
>>67984637
What do you mean by good fighter?
Because there are plenty of top 10 fighters in the UFC that lack technique both in grappling and standing and they get away with it by just being the superior athlete.
Then you have hard workers like Werdum for example, an OK athlete who get to the highest level.
>>67984455
Lawler bby fuck the h8er
>>67984490
bisbong's wife is a top slag
>>67984540
That was 10 years ago tho. Still, I wouldn't put my money on Faber (I may bet a very small ammount tho).
>>67984553
I had luck! hahaha. I was sure Almeida would win, like most people I think. He was very dumb during the fight, I will hardly bet on him against up-and-coming fighters again. Let's wait to see if he will become Erick Silva 2.0.
Regarding DC vs Jones I will bet on DC, I think he is very motivated and much better than he was before. I doubt Faber will win against Cruz or Bisping against Rockhold, it may happen tho, we never know, as you said we've seen quite a lot of upsets lately.
>>67984683
>Because there are plenty of top 10 fighters in the UFC that lack technique both in grappling and standing and they get away with it by just being the superior athlete.
Like who? I can maybe think of a couple of guys at 205 (the weakest division) who fit that bill but that's it.
>>67984699
my man
>you now remember Thomas Almeida
what went wrong?
>>67984490
Bisping''s kid picking against him again lmao
Are the setting up Rockhold vs Jones for when DC retires at 200?
https://youtu.be/L7l84JpiVBM
>>67984699
>>67984894
He should be happy his kid isn't slow
>>67984894
His picked Anderson to beat him also. Kids a fucking goof who doesn't know shit.
>>67983249
will rockhold prove himself to be p4p goat in the coming years? i feel like he's dismissed from being mm/jbj tier right now because of 2 wheelkicks.
>>67984490
>8:16
>Listening to McGregors 196 walkout song
He's gonna get heemed lads, bet on Bisping
>>67984798
Good shit, though honestly I saw Stephens winning that fight, I was surprised that Barao took the punches as well as he did though. He was starting to get a lot more flat footed once he started getting hit by them though. Agreed, we all knew Almeida was kind of a slow starter but he just looked stiff and unnatural in there, he didn't look too bad until he took that first combination when he started to do some really stupid shit. Probably not a good idea to bet on the guy unless it's really a can, but who knows some fighters after taking that loss become much much better, though it makes me wonder if it was just him fighting stupid or him having a suspect chin. I'd probably bet on DC too, he's defintely improved and fought some top fighters, people call him a paper champ but I don't know I think we'll get a much better fight this time around. I don't really doubt anything anymore because hell man it's been pretty crazy with how things have been happening, I think even if Faber doesn't have a huge chance it'll be a good fight, I think bisbong has even less of a chance against rockhold though.
>>67984490
I have never wanted someone to win as much as I want Cruz to win.
>>67984215
>He will never win
>won both previous fights
>>67985011
Check the record, Fabe
>>67985008
man, how embarrassing for him.
Why didn't he just stop?
Bro, she's flicking at your face and turning away saying "NOOO" she doesn't want your kisses.
>>67985016
Didnt know struve had fans
>>67985008
>dat head movement
>dat hand speed
A weapon to surpass the metal gear
>>67985011
>won both previous fights
you only watched the first one
>>67984501
Way to jinx him buddy.
>>67984490
Cat will never attentively watch you grapple.
>>67985034
yeah dawg, that one dutchy who relentlessy bullies Vietnam fucking shits with markymark.jpgs is a Struve fan
>>67985110
those beaners are so bean they almost look Chinese.
>>67985062
>>67985021
Lol a loss means nothing, ranking means nothing, it’s numbers I’m over it you guys should be too
>>67983662
>>Conor beating Aldo
i had a dream where they where fighting in some fancy cathedral with an octagon set up. aldo was shook af and goobs was pressuring so hard they somehow left the cage and wherre fighting in the audience. goobs was clowning hard and talking mad shit as always and even blast doubled aldo into some chairs.
Guys. I was a Marine for five years. Fought in the deserts of Iran,Iraq and Benghazi. When I came back I opened an MMA gym. I'm not asking for you to "thank" me for my service. But I would appreciate it if you could send a few (You)'s my way. No I'm not trying to scam you out of (You)'s. I know the (You)conomy was unstable on /heem/ for a bit as everyone was spamming. But please if you can spare some send me a (You). Thanks. And Bless America.
>>67985130
pretty sure theyre asian m80
asian and beaner arent mutually exclusive tho
What is the likelihood that prime Fedor was on roids?
>even bisbong's kid thinks he has no chance
>>67985110
Do normies just not see this shit
>>67985160
>goobs was pressuring so hard they somehow left the cage
>>67985186
they are too caught up in shitty hipster art/videos and judging celebrities
heminder
>>67985163
are you a diaz fan is the real question
>>67985062
>>67985021
>>67985265
>>67985177
100% likely. Pride said no drugs like cocaine,weed,etc. But roids were fine. You don't think he read the contract. Because Randleman,Cro Can,Coleman,Shogun,Wand and every other fighter on the roster did. Look at Josh. All soft but he was/is a roider.
>>67985163
God loves dead soldiers
post yfw the california kid exposes cruz meme "fighting"
>>67985163
here (You) go lad, who is your favourite British fighter?
>>67985160
i also had one where rockhold and weidman where fighting at my old high school. it was outside by the front gate and weidman put his back up against the fence like silva and dropped his hands while rockhold stood normal. weidman then lunged at rockhold and hit him with a right hand that dropped him, then rockhold literally started rolling away while "The Chris" just kept walking towards him.
i was still right in that chris was fighting uncharacteristically.
>>67985163
thank (You) for (You)r service
>>67985286
>>67985265
>>67985286
>>67985330
""""""""dropped" him
cruz lost his balance and was back on his feet dancing just as fine as ever after all of those
>>67985330
how did he lose this decision
>>67985330
>>67985177
100%
The layer of fat so I don't look roided is a classic move.
>>67985344
judges like cruz's striking output desu
one judge even scored it 50-45 cruz
i saw it as a split decision that could've gone either way
>>67985344
Did you watch Weidman/Lyoto? The fight was similar to that. At least from my memory. It was competitive but you could tell one guy was winning.
either way it should be a good fight with their bad blood history and faber being the only one to ever beat/finish cruz
>>67985163
Wounded (You)rrior Project haha
>>67985366
thats a sick scramble
>>67985366
gotta love them scrambles, TAM always delivers
Guys I'm feeling pretty down. Is it even worth making it to the next card?
>>67985405
yes enjoy it with us, gonna be some good fights
>>67985405
yes desu just look at those webm, faber is gonna meme on cruz
>>67985383
>>67985325
>>67985310
>>67985296
>>67985238
Stolen valor isn't a joke or a meme. It isn't surprising it is all europoors entertaining that goof and giving him attention. Seriously, heem yourselves.
>>67985405
You'll get to see Faber finally become champion but then you'll have to see your countryman get literally raped.
>>67985405
You know what bud?
You just have to try to understand two things if you want to make it in life:
There's humour in everything.
There's beauty in everything.
If you can convince yourself of these truths, you're set.
>>67985383
not funny
>>67985423
Imagine you're the hero of your own movie
>>67985371
was weidman vs loyoto an underrated fight desu?
>>67985435
it was solid af, lyoto with the ending barrage
>>67985445
next goof image for the picks desu senpai
>>67985414
But Cruz is my boy. Bisping is my boy. Ortega and Guida are my boys. Having boys was a bad idea
>>67985458
how can he be sure that guy wasn't in the army though
>>67985458
you look like dorks
>>67985486
Because a service member wouldn't cheapen the position with a stupid shitpost like that, especially today.
yo where's italy at? i got that ufctv python script working
anyone got any webm requests? i got full access to the ufc's fight library in hd
or if u want me to upload a full fight i can do that as well
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_I-LOhvQmjc
is /heem/ ready for the thai takeover?
>tfw had to choke out my wife's son today
rough day lads..
>>67985415
>stolen valor isnt a joke or a meme
yes it is
>>67985456
i got the feeling the wide man knew that lyoto was firing at like 70% power at the end and was confident enough in his own chin to just eat it, being somewhat gassed himself
>>67985573
Ignorance is bliss. Be thankful we have men and women willing to sacrifice themselves so you can remain ignorant to the horrors of war.
>>67985568
Story
time
now
>>67985551
I'm ready for the thai takeaway if you know what I'm saying lmao
>>67984942
kid knows his shit actually, anderson won
if theres no refball this time the kid will be right again
>>67985456
i would have cried tears of joy if loyoto landed a clean headkick at the end for the age of the dragon to continue once more.
>>67985405
of course not, end it
>>67985623
>anderson won
>>67985573
This is the real stolen valor we need to be worrying about lads
YOU'RE
NOT
A
BLACK
BELT
BJJ police where we at?
https://youtu.be/SQxh07br2lM
>>67985458
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kfaWE-JFwY
fake
or the guy has mental problems
either way, who cares
>>67985549
yo
good job bro
>>67985710
who df is ghost
>>67985710
Who fucking cares
>>67985650
What the fuck?
>that flag
Kek. I hope he gets heemed. He's probably going to get someone killed because of some meme shit he taught.
>>67985650
back in the day that chump would've been beaten so bad he would move back to nigeria
>>67985849
Thank (You) for your Service
>>67985865
Tim is so based.
is post USADA dos anjos going to lose?
>>67985904
yes
https://youtu.be/JhuSFZ1YFwo
https://youtu.be/JhuSFZ1YFwo
https://youtu.be/JhuSFZ1YFwo
>>67985904
He's already starched cowboy desu.
>>67985918
Does he share any fake war stories?
>>67985865
Makes a lot of sense
Can someone post cerrone's response to the grocery store yawning loudly copy pasta?
>>67986022
a heem classic. Was it autism?
>>67985912
lost 4 of last 5
JON JONES IMMA PINCH THAT DICK
https://www.instagram.com/p/BGCvxesC85p/
>>67986069
>chestlets
>>67986128
why do you do this to yourself Cormier
>>67985549
>ufctv python script
yo plz share i wanna rewatch some old shit on fight pass.
>>67986128
>that gentle caress and soft touch right at the dick
Cmon hes gotta be memeing
>>67986128
>"You want this?"
>Caresses the dick
>>67986128
top jej
>>67986174
>>67984490
First one I'm watching since 194
>>67984490
This one was one of the best episodes yet.
Cruz is my boy.
Rockhold is my boy.
Boys all around.
Is Rockhold an unironic homo?
>>67986128
hahaha this meme has no breaks
at this rate cormier is going to suck his dick at weigh ins
>>67984490
>Skip a few minutes as soon as it shows AKA to see if there's anything else after Rockhold
>Just see Rockhold sitting there fondling a dick
Don't even want context
>Tumenov is the future WW champ he is a MONSTER. His striking is next level, nobody comes close.
>Almeida is the future BW champ he is a MONSTER. His striking is next level, nobody comes close.
who is the next meme to be exposed?
>>67986128
My fucking sides
Meme magic Israel
>>67986334
cejudo
oh wait
>>67986334
Robert Whittaker
>young prospect/contender who is mainly known for his striking
>>67986361
delet this
>>67986392
I did, and replaced it with a more well worded post >>67986390
>>67981828
If he gets bumped by any of those people suddenly he probably won't fight until 2018
>>67986390
>this cunt seriously deleted his post to revise a grammatical error
Hows undergrad
>>67986410
>more well
delet this
>>67986392
nice font rendering
>>67986421
no bully
>>67986270
>Is Rockhold an unironic homo?
Yes, but keep it on the down low. He isn't ready to come out yet.
>>67986334
JON
O
N
E
S
WHEVEREVEYOUCUMBOYIMSUCKING
>>67981871
Eggs, celery, onion, mustard, mayo or a dressing (like miracle whip), pickles (relish or diced) spices and potatoes
>>67986421
>Normally the comparative of well is better so the answer that it should be "better informed" sounds, at first, like the correct answer and "more well-informed" would be ungrammatical making the first professor a dolt.
>But it is not so. "Well" is not used in its normal adverbial sense here, but it forms a complex adjective ("well-informed") whose comparative and superlatives do not follow the normal rule. A person can be "well-informed" as a state of being and can thus be "more well-informed" if that state is either increased or intensified.
>Think of it this way and you will probably understand immediately: Order a steak "well-done." What if it comes back rare? Are you going to send it back saying, "I would like that better-done?" Probably not. Instead, you will say, and correctly so, that you want it "more well-done."
the point is that Robert Whittaker is a meme
>>67986390
>9-2 in the UFC
Youre an idiot.
>>67986434
But he seems to like women. Why would he be gay?
>>67986452
I apologise
jon
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/30/11814446/report-ufcs-valentina-shevchenko-caught-in-robbery-shootout-in-peru
>>67986452
u tried
have a kek
>>67986523
wheres that peruvian heemer
>>67986523
>Valentina Shevchenko's trainer, Pavel Fedotov, was shot and taken to the emergency room
bet the barn on holm
HURRY HURRY HURRY
>tfw u realize bryan callen is the funniest dude on joe rogans podcast
kek
>>67986523
>The owner of the establishment said that this was the sixth time his restaurant has been robbed, and that's why he had security cameras installed.
Maybe he should consider a gun.
>>67986580
not everyone lives in america
>>67986523
why would anyone move to peru wtf
based trainer killed one of the robbers tho, hespec
>>67986497
What is this post supposed to imply?
>>67888824 (You) say sterling would win but he lost
Why the dana faces?
>>67986590
Schevchenkos coach had a gun on him, why couldn't the owner of the restaurant?
>>67986605
it was made before sterling lost by some cuckposter
>>67986128
meme magic
New shirt arrived today boys
>>67986523
someone post in there complimenting the coach ffs, the guy killed a robber and the fucking pussies in the comments are talking shit about him
>>67986774
>>67986128
>>67986128
>DC is the one that's in here always posting about sucking Jon's dick
>>67985597
>sacrificing yourself to the """horrors""" of war
>not solely to the /comfy/ of /HEEM/
>>67986774
damn, I can feel the excitement coming from this post
and I can feel the shame emanating from that [Deleted]
>>67986128
MEME
A
G
I
C
WINS AGAIN
PRAISE KEK
the meme will become mainstream without us pushing it, dc himself does all the work
>>67986174
haha oh man. dat gentle caress doe
>>67986884
Imagine how panicked he was when he saw "it is too early to delete that post"
>>67986523
I saw her get interviewed on Spanish tv a while back. She's funny. I still don't get why there are so many Ruskies in South America however.
R8 my new ink
>>67987078
Looks good. What does it mean?
>>67987118
I'm a loyal soldier in TFATK army
>>67987149
are you one of those elite SS (Schaub Soldier for you dummies) member?
>>67987078
lookin wibbly
any webm requests? i now have complete access to the ufc fight library
>>67986334
no love
>>67987279
Damian Maia vs Gunnar Nelson
Damian Maia vs Neil Magny
Damian Maia vs Ryan LaFlare
Gonna rewatch them and ill tell you the moments, mainly interested in Maia's cage wrestling .
>>67987279
gustaffson vs jones and some roger huerta
>>67987176
I'm part of KETO
>>67986381
need to sort the audio levels from the different sources
>>67984490
I miss Chad, can we get him a chin surgery or something so he can come back
>>67986523
>"Firstly I'd like to thank my lord and saviour Jesus Christ for fatally wounding my opponents striking coach"
Sage is still my boy.
Tumenov is still my boy.
Duffy is still my boy.
Breese is still my boy.
Aljo is still my boy.
Got a problem with it? Then grab a gi and step onto the mat. We can settle it anytime.
>>67987423
you can do that bro that fights everywhere
>>67987443
ok give me specific round times and i got u senpai
>>67987447
will do senpai
gonna go watch some apehoop though, so enjoy this heem for now
Fight you're looking forward to the most:
Spiciest banger:
Most overlooked fight:
>>67987600
>Then grab a gi and step onto the mat.
>he trains in pyjamas
>>67987674
cant wait for hendo to heem lombard
>>67987674
Cruz-Faber
Henderson-Lombard
Dariush-Vick (one I care the least about is Mutapcic-Casey)
>>67987674
most looking forward to faber vs cruz honestly
spiciest banger: poirier vs green
underrated: bruce leeroy vs cole miller both have awesome walkout webms btw
Will she fight again?
>>67987731
Stupid sexy Rockhold
>>67987674
Cruz vs Faber since Chris pulled out
Poirier vs green has some spice potential
Holloway vs Llamas is a great fight and a tough win for either of them, a lot of sleeper fights on this card to pick from honestly.
>>67987762
holloway llamas for sure, people forget that Llamas is a MONNNSTERRR
>>67987724
It's the only fight that feels like filler. Pretty much guarenteed boring 3 rounds. At least it is early in the night so momentum can hopefully build up after it.
>>67987793
mark hunt so i can beat the fuck out of him
>>67987793
Whichever one doesn't kill me
>I'm going to whoop you, dude.
>I'm built for battle.
Is this seriously how UFC fighters talk shit?
When will there be MMA fighers using the ultimate meme
The no touch KO
>>67987814
Yes, because this isn't the WWE
>>67987793
Mark hunt punches like a bitch and I'm not scared of spiders. I would do both.
https://youtu.be/qxOO8yf2GG4
>>67987814
young miesha?
>>67987873
>that nose
>miesha
>>67987839
>WWE
Boxing has better bantz tbqh.
>>67987762
>>67987774
holloway is my boy and he's gonna fuck that manlet goof up
https://youtu.be/57ScEXyq0F0?t=47m27s
>tfw Daniel offering to sucks Jon's dick is still every bit as funny as it was the first time I heard it
>>67987619
Maia vs Magny
Round 1
4:51 to 4:30
If that is to long of a time period you can break it into 2 webms
a) 4:51 to about 4:47
b)4:46 to 4:30
Round 2
4:55 to 4:50
>>67987959
WWE shit tbqhwy
Most of it is fake to sell the fight
https://youtu.be/RXn1g0xtUMk
>>67988061
>>67987959
Not to say UFC banter isn't, but at least they're honest about it
>>67987719
No chance. Henderson is a glass jawed can, won't get out of the first minute. And he has no cardio so no comeback if he manages to survive by luck.
>>67988142
look at that sheila, she's a beaut
>You come ready, 'cause if you don't, I'm going to beat you into living death
>Tito_keks.gif
>>67988142
PANIC
Hi /heem/, I missed yesterday's fights. What were the best three?
They're already up on mma-core
>>67988331
Milstead-De La Rocha
Larkin-Masdival
Stephens-Barao
>>67988399
>being retarded
>enter thread
>people pretending it was so damn obvious that Almeida would lose
lol, you're allowed to be wrong guys
inb4 the two people who actually picked against him, this post isn't directed at you
>>67988331
Trujillo/Rinaldi
McMann/Eye
Saffiedine/Story
>>67988399
>the whole card was kinda ass
What, most of the fights were great, unless you're the sort of casual who equates a decision with a bad fight.
>>67988331
Almeida vs Garbrandt
Stephens vs Barao
Story vs Saffiedine
![master_miller_by_me_gorillaz_fan_yay[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/vpldJWl.png "master miller by me gorillaz fan yay[1]")
Where do you rank CQC? Good,bad,meme?
>>67988522
>I was wrong so everybody else was too
Stfu dummy I've never missed a prediction in my life
So after Alvarez deletes RDAs chin what good fighters do Brazil even have left?
>>67988527
I'll fuck you up, kid
Drive over to Jacksonville, Florida and stand in front of a building or something, I'll track you down with just your scent, kid
I'll heem you into a living death, kid
>>67988331
Barao was robbed
>>67988678
This
>Stephens won round 3
>>67988631
Jacaré and Aldo.
I hope RDA loses tbqh, never liked him
>>67988331
Larkin vs Masvidal spwas very good.
>>67988716
>Aldo
>>67988527
>mcdees on wyandotte...
>enjoy your ghetto shithole beaner
>>67988678
>"Dana promised me something here tonight and I came here to take it!"
>Dirty Herb as a the ref
The fix very well might have been in
>>67988752
Are you implying Aldo isn't a good fighter?
>>67988808
I'm implying he had his chin deleted and is finished
Fronkie will put the nail in the coffin
>>67988821
Even if he lost to Frankie it doesn't mean that he's done. You're being ridiculous, if every fighter stopped fighting after one bad loss there'd be almost nobody in the UFC.
>I disagree with your opinion and therefore its garbage
>muh Almeida
>muh Tumenov
HEAVY HANDS BTFO
>>67988899
You're right, his time would be better spent arguing with people on Twitter.
>>67988522
They need to rematch. That fight could have gone either way with how many punches they were trading. I'm surprised Cody was actually still standing after some of those big punches Almeida landed.
>>67988936
>being so ass blasted that you have to block people on twitter because your hype baby got BTFO
Does anyone have any charts showing what each fighting style teaches? Something similar to this but as an excel color coded sheet. Thanks in advance, any help is appreciated.
I tried going to /asp/ but that board has become WWE containment posting.
>>67989018
You're not a very bright person.
>>67988965
>almeida
>big puncher
kek
>>67989075
that is true desu, how did you know?
>>67988043
>>67989197
You demonstrate no capacity for critical thought and even seem to eschew it.
>>67989297
>eschew
stop using fancy words
Man, these YouTube comments crack me up.
>>67988043
round 2, included the step over as well
>>67989357
Expand your vocabulary.
What's he doing uo there? It makes me nervous.
>>67989431
I won't do what you tell me punk, better put some respek on my name
>>67989572
What is your name?
>>67988043
Maia vs Gunnar
Round 1
4:54 to 4:36
4:15 to 3:50
3:23 to 3:00
Thanks for the first 2 webms gonna ask more from rd two of Gunnar match, gonna eat
>>67989048
>aikido
>>deadly
>ninjitsu
>>a real thing
What the fuck is this some kind joke?
>>67989658
Schaub
Post your reaction to the state of the UFC's women's bantamweight division
>>67989701
I always put respeck on your name, my man.
>>67989427
pls post sakara elbows that hurt cote.
>>67988821
>Aldo is finished
>>67990059
Getting knocked out and your career being over forever (deleted chin) is the hottest new meme. Please ignore people like RDA, Lawler, Rockhold, stipe, Mighty Mouse, and Miesha who got heemd earlier in their careers and are still somehow champs today.
>>67990229
>Deleted chin is a new meme
Hello new friend
>>67990284
I meant that applying it to every fighter who gets heemd is the hot new craze.
>>67990320
>i-i was only pretend
>>67990345
You caught me, I just want to fit in so badly....
>>67990229
Thanks for being reasonable.
>>67989859
Garbrandt vs Dodson what do you guys think?
>>67990613
Weren't those to the back of the head?
>>67990691
yep looked like it for sure
>>67990387
You don't have to try so hard bro
just be cool bro
>>67990614
i like it
>>67990614
Is that announced or your speculation?
>>67990818
Speculation unfortunately, I think it'd be a good idea because it's a good test for Cody and also Dodson might ktfo him and make him look like shit which I'd like to see because I don't like the guy
Just read that my boy Rashid Magomedov saved a little boy from drowning.
>>67990613
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what hurt Cote earlier that made him turtle in the cage like that?
>>67990919
My guess is he gets the winner of McDonald vs lineker. He was scheduled to fight lineker a couple months ago and the fight fell out. I dont think the would put him against Dodson this early. Dodson would meme on him I think. Too fast, experienced, and well rounded for Cody right now.
https://youtu.be/FhykvrPZwA4
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/30/11815252/ben-askren-joe-warren-will-be-new-co-hosts-of-lets-get-it-on-podcast
Could be interesting
>>67991292
ew Joe Warren
What is hip?
around 31:1 odds of faber+bisping winning
easy money
>>67991244
my b, upon second look i missed the first 2 elbows
>>67989688
The left side is sarcastic.
>>67991637
Tell me, tell me, if you think you know
>neofootwork
downloading gunnar vs maia now, any other heem requests?
>>67991931
Humbly requesting that you end your life
>>67991964
dana pls
>>67988752
post the tranny version, pussy
>>67991931
do you have a good version of fedor gnp on herring?
>>67991964
2nded
t. USA
where can i watch mcgregor vs aldo? it's been almost 3 months since then and i can't find that "fight" anywhere
>>67992261
yeah bro i have fightpass, i'll dl it in a minute
>>67992390
>>67992390
ufc.tv ya goof, PPVs become available for a month, it's a great deal, you get none or less buddies together and chip in 10 bux a month
>>67991719
That's the first time I've seen a replay of that since the fight took place, and LOL way more obviously to the back of the head than I remember.
>>67989048
How do I make a pipe bomb? Can it double as a Kubotan or brass knuckle fist reinforcement type weapon?
>>67991350
>So Joe you said you were taking your wife and kid to watch Angry Birds the movie. How was it?
>I was hyped man. I was doing sprints in the parking lot i couldn't contain myself
>the line was long and I just started shoving people and made my way to the ticket booth
>some guy was like "excuse me" and I started yelling at him telling him I'd take him down he shut the fuck up after that
>the guy at the ticket booth was being a little bitch too I was yelling "I'm going to kill you!" and he called security so I left before they came
>I'M THE BADDEST MAN ON THE PLANET DON'T TALK TO ME LIKE THAT!
NEW JACK SLACK ARTICLE
>NEW JACK SLACK ARTICLE
"GARBRANDT VS ALMEIDA: HOW TWO LIMBS BEAT EIGHT":
http://fightland.vice.com/blog/garbrandt-vs-almeida-how-two-limbs-beat-eight
>>67993717
>iffy night of fights
Stopped reading right there desu
>>67993717
delete this
>>67982221
How can he fit those chompers on a mouthguard?
>>67991247
Does anybody on here like cody? Seems like everybody postscrips their comments on him with "and I don't like the guy" (i don't like him either btw)
>>67993717
>shilling hack slack here
Go back to r/mma
>>67993717
Thanks I'll enjoy reading this when I get literate
>>67993717
>i like my mma analysis from a random reddit poster
>>67993717
this shit is pedestrian as fuck. dude writes like a community college student
>>67993717
Fuck off. Keep in mind Hack Slack is 18.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdWPgBR6zGM
I wouldn't have a problem with Hack Slack if he weren't anonymous. What's he hiding?
>>67994560
That's why we call him Hack Slack
>>67994653
the fact that he doesn't know what fuck he's talking about and every one here could heem him
>>67994653
The fact that he's obviously a fedora.
is there any scenario where jon does not end up with his dick sucked?
It's that time to ask heem, 1 out of 10, how good was Rick Story's performance in his comeback fight?
>>67995390
7, 6 would have been a pass, 6 would have been worse, 4 would have been broken.
by the way khabib got a 6 in my count.
koch also was on the return tonight, came back as a 8, cruz came back as a 9, first cruz comeback was a 10
gonna do this fight then some random heems unless any requests
>>67996069
Jeremy Stephens 184 flying knee KO
>>67996264
be the jon jones you wanna see senpai
>>67996568
that right hand fucked herring's shit up senpaitachi
you guys think putting a cheeky 20 on faber is a good move?
>>67996953
FOOK YEH
>>67982094
that fight was never booked.
i dont get how all these goofs on /heem/ can hate on fedor
he's undoubtedly the goat
>>67996953
no, while faber has the advatage in power the judges love to score cruz's meme striking output even though it does no damage
unless he heems dominick, which has never happened before he loses imo
>>67997102
what if he chokes him out
>>67982448
NBA basket ball took the whole board over, there are no other threads.
use 4plebs and look for the gamethread
>>67984966
Same people put way to much stock into the vitor loss, He truly is one of the greatest this sport has ever seen.
>>67997199
meant for
>>67997131
>>67997102
Well he was the consensus best fighter EVAR for like 8 years and that naturally rubs people the wrong way and makes people want to see them go down, so when he eventually got smashed by the new breed people took every chance they could to say " Well he wasn't THAT good".
It'll happen to Jones too.
>>67997129
wont happen, cruz is a very intelligent guy and will never get guillotined again
>>67997244
yeah ppl love to jump on the bandwagon of who's hot at the time and forget about past greats. if you're not a current p4p you cant be considered goat to casuals, plus it doesnt help that dana and co push every new star they get as the goat
same thing happened with silva
>>67997410
wow he actually grabbed his dick wtf
>>67997512
>50 posts early
smdh, thats okay though i'm gonna fill up this thread with webms
>>67997512
are you serious bro
Check the record, bud.
props to herring for lasting as long as he did
>>67997894
poor texas crazy horse :(
>>67992261
>>67994573
an 18 year old fight analysis phenom
like the vitor of fight analysis!
alright now gonna make some random heems
>>67998236
I didn't read the file name and couldn't recognize Leben until I saw that funky Mongol tattoo he has.
Did I just wipe that jewfro from memory?
>>67998336
yeah most ppl just remember his dyed red hair
viscous heem inbound
rick davis was a 4th grade teacher btw
>>67998035
fanks babe
>>67987078
Was a bumper sticker not white trash enough for you?
>>67998105
What will happen when USADA takes his nootropics?
post stann vs santiago
bispong was eating keto in the embedded, hes finished
>>67998379
>>67998645
>mfw nate heems conor in the rematch
>>67998573
young melvin was such a monster
>>67998769
Holy fuck he's lucky that kick landed to the shoulder
>>67998783
yup it was close as fuck
>>67984490
>faber diriving topless
utter knob
>>67998783
Melvin was lucky he didnt get dq'd out of a clear win or the other guy was lucky?
Lads, the odds against Bisping are way too high, I want to believe.
>>67998871
lol I guess both apply
>>67998878
Don't.
Bisping will be heemed.
>>67998833
Could you make
Maia vs Gunnar
Round 1
4:54 to 4:36
4:15 to 3:50
3:23 to 3:00
>>67998486
>>67998959
here u go senpai
>>67987584
Same
>tfw had to watch my boy shatter my other boy's chin
Didn't Dodson just move up to 135? Dodson x Garbrant, don't blink.
>>67998959
part 2, had to lower the resolution a bit to get it all in there
>>67999104
You can see the hope leave his coaches eyes.
>>67984876
He didn't pressure Cody early and mix shit up, tried to counter a superior boxer.
>>67999074
>>67999104
fuck demian maia, boring leghumper. i hope he gets heem'd into oblivion
>>67998959
part 3
>>67999104
Jesus something about Maia's BJJ is just evil as fuck. Almost demonic.
>>67999074
>>67999104
>>67999170
thank you so much
>>67999231
np m8, always enjoy your breakdowns and those were great clips
rare heem tappy here
When did heem develop a hipster attitude to slack?
>>67999177
He doesn't let go. And he isn't some shitty fucking wrestler who gets stuck on the fence in a useless clinch.
He'll switch up, he'll let go he'll take you down eventually and you'll have to heem him to ever hope to stand again.
>>67999322
His articles were always kind of lazy but recently he's rarely bothered to do anything worthwhile.
>>67999321
Was this what old Fight Nights looked like?
Never seen a gray canvas in the UFC that I can recall.
>People were saying at some point that Conor could fight 2016 Lawler
Modern Lawler isn't the same Lawler that lost against Nick.
He's a fucking blood orc who kills for the blood god.
Bring back LaFlare. That Maia fight was shit. Maia just kept pulling guard near the end because of how gassed he was. They took a point too. I think Maia would beat Lawler however.
>>67999395
can't rewatch the LaFlare match, but there was something there to learn from Maia
>>67999322
jack slack was never my boy
>>67999360
yeah they used to use a grey canvas all the time
>>67999321
damarques johnson was my boy, pissed me off when they cut him after he lost to gunni
always had fun fights
>>67999382
That was literally only Schaub.
Even Callan called him out on it.
reminder to go here whenever you're done here
>>67997487
>>67999395
Have we seen Lawler's anti-jitsu since he got back to the UFC?
I can see Maia getting him down once or twice, but not consistently due to Robbie's insane sprawl, but don't know enough to make a judgement on what would happen once it got there and I think Lawler would eventually beat his face in standing, especially over the course of a five round fight.
>>67999452
>but don't know enough to make a judgment on what would happen once it got there
maia would drag him to hell and choke him bro
lawler isnt known for his sub defense or bjj
>>67999341
Can you elaborate on what you mean by that
Not being a smartass, genuinely curious
>>67999499
I'm sure Maia would have his way with him on the ground positionally but the sub isn't always there
>>67999452
He works well to get people off him but so far I believe we've only seen him with wrestlers and top position guys.
He's not a sprawl and brawler but Maia's way of taking people down and staying with them is far better than most, especially with the size of the welterweights.
But then again, there always exists the chance that Lawler knocks him off and out.
>>67999529
>>67999537
i can break down Maia a bit in the new thread, i think he matches well against Lawyer but may struggle against guys like Hendricks or Wonderboy
>>67999526
Slack's articles as time went on have been filled more and more with gifs. If he's featuring a fighter in article that he has already covered a bulk of the article will be just him regurgitating shit.
It's downright lazy at times, like the Nate and McGoober one.
Say what you will about Ruebusch but the guy tries to be at least new and different every time.
>>67999575
>say what you will about Ruebusch
Tbh they're both my boys
>>67999594
I have no idea why but there was something almost charming about that shit he posted when Nate won.
>>67999575
>as time went on
no, he's been doing that shit since he started in 2012 and he's been full of shit since then too
there's a reason he never makes picks cuz his credibility would be destroyed
>>67999609
>full of shit
What did he mean by this
>>67999594
Ruebusch is better.
The way he's slowly become a Diaz funny is pretty funny in hindsight.
You know,and I know. All of us know. Hate him or love him he is the best writer,interviewer in MMA today. Only Ariel shills will reply negatively to this post.
>>67999684
Doesn't Slack push more pieces out per week than Connor? That probably explains some the repetition.
Thanks for reminding me that I haven't read Ruebusch's stuff in a few months, though.
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