UPCOMING EVENTS (June):
6/4: EFN 49: Bratislava
(((STARTS AT 11 AM EDT, 8 AM PDT, 4 PM BST)))
6/4: UFC 199 (Bisping vs Rockhold 2)
6/10: Titan FC 39 (Cavalcante vs Healy)
6/12: Pancrase 278 (Sunabe vs Haita)
6/17: ONE FC (TBA)
6/17: Bellator 156 (Galvao vs Dantas)
6/17: EFN Global (Fedor vs Maldonaldo)
6/18: UFC FN 89 (MacDonald vs Thompson)
6/24: Bellator 157 (Jackson vs Ishii)
6/25: GLORY 31 (Vakhitov vs Bouzidi)
UPCOMING EVENTS: (July):
7/1: ONE FC (TBA)
7/7: UFC FN 90 (Dos Anjos vs Alvarez)
7/8: TUF 23 Finale (Jedrzejczyk vs Gadelha)
7/9: UFC 200 (DC vs Jones 2)
7/10: UFC Hall of Fame Inductions
7/13: UFC FN 91 (Ferguson vs Chiesa)
7/16: Bellator 158 (Kimbo vs Thompson)
7/23: UFC on Fox 20 (Holm vs Shevchenko)
7/24: Pancrase 279 (Ishiwatari vs Brookins)
7/30: UFC 201 (Lawler vs Woodley)
PREVIOUS THREAD:>>67981526
>Werdum vs Rothwell set for UFC 203
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/29/11809620/fabricio-werdum-vs-ben-rothwell-set-for-ufc-203-in-cleveland
>Arlovski vs Barnett to headline UFC FN Hamburg
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/30/11810814/andrei-arlovski-vs-josh-barnett-set-to-headline-ufc-fight-nigh
>Mark Hunt wants Rematch with Junior Dos Santos
http://www.heraldsun.com.au/sport/ufc-200-mark-hunt-eyes-rematch-with-junior-dos-santos/news-story/2b9600fae680a4f9b4e165ef492062ad
Bisbong is kill
50 posts early you gigantic fucking sperg
way too early, i don't even want to schaubpost right now
>>67997618
fuck schaub
>>67997618
True Natty GOAT
>>67997620
I can't wait until you fucking kill yourself.
>>67997596
This thread is kill
>>67998847
'no'
Free Fights part 4
Fabricio Werdum vs Aleks Emelianenko
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WyrfZa0g1r0
Soa Palelei vs Sentoryu Henry Miller
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9l-WCXI6xCg
Jens Pulver vs Duane Ludwig
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-xc1zqx4go
Daniel Cormier vs Tony Johnson
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvRubxyIURg
Rory Macdonald (at 16 years of age) vs Ken Tran
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHgnWv0s5qk
Dominick Cruz vs a ninja
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYQiPRUu7b0
Renzo Gracie vs Oleg Taktarov
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASCNpdGp6PU
Takanori Gomi vs Hellboy Hansen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56YB8wgSnFY
Yoshihiro Akiyama vs Denis Kang
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yRMizV434M
James Thompson vs Butterbean
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjep2b224Go
Don Frye vs Ruben Villareal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FP_yiSm7480
Gegard Mousasi vs Stefan Klever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQXENWzEZJ8
>People were saying at some point that Conor could fight 2016 Lawler
Modern Lawler isn't the same Lawler that lost against Nick.
He's a fucking blood orc who kills for the blood god.
Balithat.
>>67999472
Conor would smash him. Nate Diaz has a better chin than most middleweights.
Sage Northcutt's UFC 200 walkout music
https://youtu.be/Urtiyp-G6jY
>>67999491
>Conor would smash him
at Scrabble maybe
first for spicy heems
Why is everyone a fan of the Diaz brother?
>>67999468
some gold in here, ty anon
>>67999753
I'd rather you thanked me by giving me a name, shit nigger just look at that thing
>it's an Eddie Bravo goes off about Tower 7, chemtrails, the CIA, and hypnosis episode
JON JONES
>>67999930
I think we memed DC gay
>>67997722
why does a basic shitpost trigger 196ers so much
>>67999992
>i'm not retarded, i'm "shitposting"
>>67999968
just finally came to terms with it.
>>68000011
that wasn't even me, getting mad at banter and shitposting is such an autistic thing to do
>>68000040
So le bantz and shitposting isn't an autistic thing to do in the first place?
shitposting is part of human condition and therefore should be understood by all grandpas and burned steemless brian stann followers
>>68000056
if you want serious mma discussion all the time maybe /heem/ isn't the place for you
>>68000056
>Australia of all places condemning shitposting
>>68000077
>>68000079
>>68000081
Shitposters getting antsy. Truth hurts, huh?
Can Rose actually beat her lads?
>>68000112
Maybe if she can get her down, but I just see Joanna pushing Rose back and keeping her guessing (where Rose seems to struggle) if they thought.
>a witty, bantering tale, satiric thrust at the philosophical optimism that proclaims that all disaster and human suffering is part of a benevolent cosmic plan.
just chill and heem
You now remember Anthony Pettis
>>68000148
The CM Punk curse
Post a more impressive win streak at 155 lbs
>>68000147
Not trying to stop you, just trying to put in perspective. The outright hostility you people show when people point out how retarded you're being is quite telling.
>>68000056
Disgrace to the flag m80
>>67999727
Is Melvin any good? He had fought a lot of tough guys and mostly got his shit pushed in as far as I know. Give me your expert opinion on this fighter.
>>67999763
>not recognizing Christy Mack by first glance
>>68000228
Nevermind
>>68000233
Swedens biggest demographic becomes Arabs when?
So I've just put my headphones on alley mode and this shit is just too much.
>>68000228
>that nose and those disgusting teeth, not to mention the haircut and the stupid slutty face
>complain about getting rekt by member of opposite sex
>fake boobs
>>68000233
I know man those tatoos are terrible and she's such a young girl at that I don't know what she will look like at 50 and what will she tell her kids about being walking cartoon but damn I can't help but fap to her. There is something hot about this bitch.
>>67999468
great post mate. I used to see Soa Palelei walking around the shops in Perth, fucking surreal how big that cunt is.
>>68000259
she had nice tits pre boob job but now their petroleum fun sacks :(
Did he ever get his slurpee?
>>68000259
How are those assholes in Uzbekistan going?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEfrR0TvaUA
>>68000228
Bitch tapped out to punches.. thats fucking weak
>TKO (Body Punch)
>>68000259
All women look shit at 50 though, what's the difference
>>68000382
>Submission (Terror)
>>68000306
I wish I could've been bros with War Machine, seems like a dude who would have your back.
lads
what was the 68000000 get?
>>67997487
fucking kill yourself
>>68000383
>All women look shit at 50 though
Not true
>>68000424
Her head got bigger lmao
>>68000349
based
>>68000426
>50 posts early
>>68000502
come get some faggot
>>68000382
>>68000391
i love the rare finishes, and hate when the official announcement isn't specific enough.
so many submissions of tko/kos are lazy. by strikes,
mark hunt defeated roy nelson by uppercut, not strikes, or punches, uppercut
>>68000424
>those hairy hands
I bet she does some crazy things in bed.
>>68000502
audacity is a nice software though, proper timing and speeding and you summon absolute mad devils all over
i remember pitching down a song at 0.42 and it was so based it still blows my mind
should i sell my soul to the warner bros music jewship and get a free card into hell? there are tons of big booty bitches in hell knowmsayn
succ
>>67999468
I forgot to copy the last two
Rich Franklin vs Antony Rea
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAn7xskFTpY
Jimi Manuwa vs Nick Chapman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrUmMzRCPag
>>68000582
Rich Franklin is underrated tbqh
People just forget about him because of Anderson's dominance
>>68000614
>getting heemd by a faint jab
Is Cat best heemfu?
>>68000614
what's done is done, it hurts so bad
what once was happy now is sad
>>68000614
Reminder that Schaub is the Natty HW GOAT.
>>68000628
Joanna is unironically both the qtest and best fightfu
>>68000644
Not even the cutest Polish fitefu
>>68000349
UFC 199 Embedded Episode 2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEfrR0TvaUA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEfrR0TvaUA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEfrR0TvaUA
>>68000651
>MFW FABER AND BISPING WIN
>>68000628
She is pretty but I've come to like McMann recently. Something about her face just looks attractive to me. Then again I like a lot of woman fighters so my taste might be quite fucked.
>>68000650
<3
>>68000666
McMann also a qt, but her back tattoo is just the most awful shit and it makes it impossible for her to be mai fightfu
Dan Hardy breakdown of Bisping vs rockhold III
https://youtu.be/k7xN_9rNLFo
https://youtu.be/k7xN_9rNLFo
>>68000651
Bisping is a top lad, seems like a good dad too, quickly becoming my boy
>>68000667
MUH DICK
>>68000670
Well I do hate tatoos, especially on women, but they are media personalities after all so I guess we can cut them some slack.
>>68000671
I like her voice actually. Maybe because I'm bad at english. Regarding her fighting well yeah.
>>68000667
>her one good angle
succ
>>67997487
I know, I’m a Slowpoke, but…
> tfw new Fight Companion with Joe Rogan, Bryan Callen, Brendan Schaub and Eddie Bravo. And it's over four hours long.
>>68000683
Dan Hardy identifies bisping countering Silvas right hook (one of rockholds best strikes) and dropping him. Somebody else mentioned it here a few days ago.
>>68000542
HYUK HUYK HUYK
DUMB ROLLS FOR THIS GUY PLEASE
>>68000740
so you're saying dan hardy browses heem
>>68000734
That one was a gem, I like Rogan on commentary for the OHHHHHHHs but I kind of hope he leaves the UFC so we can get these companions for every PPV.
>>68000745
Got a rough time of when Eddie going in on 9/11 starts USBro?
>>68000749
No, it was an Australian flag I believe. Just thought it was interesting.
>>68000761
So are you saying Tom Hardy lives in Australia?
>>68000803
I think tom and Dan live in the uk
Best fight:
Worst fight:
Spiciest fight:
Most Overlooked fight:
>>68000843
Cruz vs Faber
Henderson vs Lombard
Either Poirier vs Green or Holloway vs Lamas, both of those fights are muy caliente
>>68000843
Poirier Green
Casey Mutapcic
Poirier Green
>>68000843
best- faber cruz
worst- Henderson Lombard
Spiciest- Holloway Lamas
Overlooked- Green Poirer
anyone who disagrees is a faggot
>>68000852
And another Poirier Green for most overlooked
>>68000854
Don't sleep on the guida fight. His crazy aggressive wrestling + ortegas guard and sloppy/unorthodox striking could make for a great spicy, fight filled with scrambles and jitz.
>>68000846
>Henderson vs Lombard
Sad matchup but at least someone's getting heem'd
>>68000853
I would switch your spiciest with overlooked tbqh also I think hector vs Dan will be a fun round.
>>68000859
>Don't sleep on the guida fight.
Yeah you can just sleep through it instead
>>68000843
Really hope Hendo loses desu. Hated him ever since I found out about his streetfighting past.
>>68000859
Seriously Guida is one of the most exciting 155ers ever. Dude's been in some spicy bangers.
However if he faces someone that has shit grappling skills just prepare for a regular 3 rounds Fitch-esque fight.
>>68000868
Have you ever seen Ortega fight?
>>68000872
what did he do?
>>67997487
>Rockhold vs Bisbong
>fuck yea free money
>Suddenly, JAUNDICE
wat do heem? should i wait for the weigh ins or just bet on Bisbong?
>>68000927
>betting on bisping
i thought jews were smart
guys stop teasing you're getting me all wet and hyped about potential godtier round 3 and round 5 heems after absolute wars
TCITY GONNA PERMAGUILLOTINE GUIDA BTW
and btw, """they""" are talking about a possible hunt/jds for 200, nothing confirmed yet, hold your tits
http://www.foxsports.com.au/ufc/ufc-200-mark-hunt-eyes-rematch-with-junior-dos-santos/news-story/2b9600fae680a4f9b4e165ef492062ad
You now remember Diego Nunes.
>The look on your face when you about to suck off the GOAT and you aint stoppin even if he nuts
>>68000998
He was real fond of chucking the spinning back-kick wasn't he? I remember there being talk that he could be a potential challenger to Aldo way back in the days of the blue cage... but then those dull decisions kept on racking up and the KenFlo loss relegated him to a lower tier... like a large amount of those WEC names, he seemed to hit his ceiling pretty hard and never broke through to the next level.
>>68000872
>streetfighting is bad
we support unsanctioned banging here
>>68000909
Spammed hadokens
>This man is a monkey-style fighter
>>68001078
>he doesnt want to let hendo bang
>>68001087
>>68001304
literally who
>>68001345
Come and pet my lolly
>>68000383
>56
>>68000950
how the shit is JDS gonna fight in six weeks when he just had shoulder surgery
>>68000383
>>68001416
>54
>>68001420
by going on the gas
>>68001427
>Don't find her attractive
>She annoys the fuck outta me
>Would still do her
Not sure what's wrong with me desu lads
>mfw I realised Conor couldn't even beat a gatekeeper who had no camp.
>paniced
>vulgaria
>the post
>it a clay guida unanimous decision episode
why wasn't this bum cut after the gray maynard '''''''''''''fight'''''''''''''?
>>68000222
melvin was never a top 10 guy t b h
>>68001087
Thats quality bantz
>>67999930
watch his left hand
he touches jon's cock
he's a living fucking meme
Any have a webm of the Garbrandt heem?
hey bud remember when I was saying Caraway and Garbrandt were gonna win and you were saying that you were capping my posts because you thought they were going to lose?
remember that?
lmao fucking idiot
>>68001673
Your mind has been poisoned by shitposting, DC is a fantastic fighter and a far better human being than Jon Jones.
>>68001702
stop posting and go train daniel
>>68001702
None of that makes him any less gay though
JON JONES!
GET YA DICK TOGETHER BOY I'M COMIN'!
>>68001743
>>68001416
>>68001427
wouldn't even notice them on the street t b h
>>68001667
Based Conor, truly one of the only fighters left with any balls these days.
>>68001710
https://youtu.be/57ScEXyq0F0?t=47m27s
>>68001785
ufc is going to build Garbrandt up as the new mcmeme.
Conor is old news
>>68001482
> short camps are bad meme
People usually win with a short camp. They come in fresher and less banged up.
>Casuals actually believe Nate is 2 weight classes above Conor.
>>68001816
>>68001816
http://mmajunkie.com/2010/01/nate-diaz-clarifies-weight-cutting-remarks-sees-future-at-lightweight-and-welterweight
> On his way back to trainer/manager Cesar Gracie’s gym Tuesday, Diaz said it would only take him a week to tip the scales at 190 pounds.
> 190lbs
6'0/6'1 190lbs out of camp. Plus never beat a guy taller than himself. Actually never even fought one.
>>68001859
>not filtering trips
disgusting
>>68001901
>>68001840
>January 12, 2010
is cormier the best fighter in the world under 6 feet tall?
>>68001914
>picking this meme fighter
>>68001914
> He's lost weight since then
Looked more muscular than ever against Johnson.
>>68001710
>no matter where you go Jon, i'm suckin!
>>68001939
le meme sunglasses man
>>68001939
looks to much like royce
>
Thoughts on Paige Vanzant's future in the UFC?
where does she go from here?
>>68001827
this guy hasnt posted since
im convinced that he committed sudoku
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-SwD1EYHt0
>>68001992
I have a 10 cm diamond hard thought for her if you know what I mean ;))
>>68001667
I know you're likely trolling but there are people who seriously believe Nate not having a camp was somehow an advantage for him
It makes me want to heem myself every time I hear it just so I don't have to listen to that sort of bullshit
>>68002046
to the woods for a cheeky poop
![37337cb352[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/cGleEO6.jpg "37337cb352[1].jpg")
>>68002081
nice vid you've got there buddy
dont forget to buy your BRAINFORCE™, Pure Iodine and your LexaPure water filter to be one step ahead the globalists
I give up. This guy is just plain retarded.
>>68002125
>>68002137
>>68002157
>Waiting until after the fight to say something.
>watch new embedded
>cruise goes to a mexican party
>trying this hard to be mexican
why wont he accept that he's white
>>68002167
>literally said cody would win in the 1st round before the fight
REKT
>>68002181
your shtick is old af
>>68002196
hello miguel
>>68002184
>Waiting until after the fight to say something to me*
How much did you win?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xJDCCME6Uc
>>68002230
man, bisping says a lot of rough shit to his wife
>calls her a slave
>called her a cow in the first embedded
>>68002230
>Bisping's wife
hnnnggggg
>>68002241
its just banter la
>>68000651
ta lad
>>68000207
hello gennady
>>68002230
"If you don't have anything good to say, don't say anyhthing at all" - Michael Bisping
fucking kek
Jokes aside though he seems like a cool father.
>>68002248
I dunno, it just feels like the kind of banter you wouldn't dish out on camera
>>68002230
bisbongs wife looked actually better when you couldnt get a good close look on her
looks ok here
>>68002291
>Jokes aside though he seems like a cool father.
yeah, for sure
seems really chill
>>68002320
WUZ
DA EDGYPTEYANZ
>>68002325
shut up
>>68002230
Bisping's son is pretty big for a 13 year old, you think he's on the gas?
>>68002356
>natty king
>getting his son on the gas
lmao
anybody wanna put a cheeky tenner on Faber with me?
>>68002372
>+500
could be better value desu
still, not bad
>>68002295
It'a just banter la, got to be able to take it
>>68002372
+731 on SportBet
>Predict UFC199 ppv buys
300 tops
You now remember Miguel Torres
Who /BisbongsDodgyAccent/ here?
>>68002418
800,000, Bisping is a needle mover
>>68002433
You now remember Michael Owen
>>68002418
250,000
>>68000228
>>68002181
>It's loud
>My knee hurts
>They keep offering me burritos when they know I'm cutting
>I just wanna go home with my dog and play with my swords
I felt for my white brother in arms
The MMA Hour is back in your life. Below is a rundown of Tuesday's show:
1:00 p.m. ET -- Cody Garbrandt will talk about his big win over Thomas Almeida and what's next for him.
1:25 p.m. -- Chris Weidman will discuss his neck injury and his timetable for a return to action.
1:45 p.m. -- Luke Rockhold will preview his UFC 199 main event against Michael Bisping.
2:05 p.m. -- Paige VanZant will recap her time on "Dancing with the Stars" and discuss his return to fighting.
2:25 p.m. -- Urijah Faber will look ahead to his bantamweight title fight against Dominick Cruz at UFC 199.
2:45 p.m. -- Stipe Miocic will talk about life as UFC heavyweight champion and his first title defense against Alistair Overeem.
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3:15 p.m. -- We'll answer your #themmahour questions on anything and everything going on in the MMA world. Hit us up on Twitter using that hash tag or leave a question in the comments section below.
>>68002602
>Paige VanZant will recap her time on "Dancing with the Stars" and discuss his return to fighting.
>his return
kek
>>68002610
no balls to ask her the tough questions
>>68000614
was this on bully beat down?
How much does he have to bribe them to medically clear him to fight?
Are there any other fighters you know of who are blind in one eye?
remember that time you thought Garbrant wouldn't win?
lmao fuckin moron
>>68002583
>>68002531
>>68002102
>>68001667
>>68001482
>>67997620
>>68002707
>>68002720
>mfw 0-2
>>68000523
>Submission (choke)
>>68002747
>implying Nate won the first fight
sure he submitted him but submissions arent really wins, its like kicking someone in the balls or gouging their eyes. nate is just a pussy who was to scared to be in a real fight.
>>68002102
what does that have to do with his (loss of) energy? we saw him lose because of his lack of strength and technique.... what would the 'diaz focused camp' have done?
>I don't care about weight classes.
>>68002810
Lmao @ ur lyfe
>>68002853
and you say that with YOUR flag? just heem yourself my man.
I noticed something being wrong with his eye too. Got any info on that?
>>68002950
who? Bisping? Vitor memekicked him really hard in their fight.
>>68002971
Have seen that one. Did that kick really fuck him up that badly or are you just making a fool out of me?
Friendly reminder that avatarfagging is against the rules.
>>68000651
I am now a #CruzMissile
>>68002602
Chris has said his surgery is minimally invasive and he will be back even sooner than expected. Hope we get a clear timetable today.
So one post was responsible for about 1/6 of all the posts in this thread. That's pretty sad 2bh.
>>68003161
>>68003077
the autism-American has been BTFO yet again
>>68003198
he's my favourite one
>>68003047
No, it fucked up his eye. Worth mentioning that rockhold got knocked out with the same kick but didn't catch it on his eye like bisping
>>68002747
KEK
>it's literally just one guy
how pathetic do you have to be
>>68003213
> rockhold got knocked out with the same kick
Yeah and the funniest part is that Bisping keeps bringing it up
When will the first UFC fighter come out as openly gay and how hard will the UFC push them to get diversity points?
Is Rockhold Bisping 2 the most undeserved, unnecessary rematch of all time?
I mean, i get that there weren't very many options for a replacement, but they could have even thrown Uriah Hall in there before giving it to Bisping.
>>68003474
It's a trilogy fight. Bisping won the first one.
>>68003474
Uriah Hall definitely does not deserve a title shot lol
Look at his last four fights
>lost to Whittaker
>beat Mousasi
>beat Bamgbose
>lost to Natal
Mousasi is 8th, Whittaker is 6th, Natal is 13th. Hall doesn't have a win vs anyone near the top five, and he's coming off a loss, and has two losses in his last four fights.
How the fuck does that equate to a title shot to you
Rockhold v Bisping 2: Electric Boogaloo
>>68003535
>>68003474
oh and by the way Hall is ranked #10
there are nine people above him in the rankings
>>68003535
Lol a loss means nothing, ranking means nothing, it’s numbers I’m over it you guys should be too
>>68003518
Bisbong mentioned some sparring where he beat Rockhold? Is that what you are talking about and if yes then tell me more.
>>68003571
https://youtu.be/o43W9Xg0ANU
Mirko has to mow lawns for a living, sad day...
>>68003474
that would be nate vs conor
>>68003474
Yes. People only defend it because le show must go on despite Cruz/Faber being a fine headliner.
How you lads doing today?
Why is are Spaniards on /sp/ so hip to the memes?
>>68003643
Thank you for reminding me that Caraway took that awful nigger down a peg.
>>68000383
only if they have cosmetic surgery or don't eat properly and don't exercise.
>>68000424
>>68001416
>make up
>photoshop
>angles
All women look shit at 50. Not even going to dignify ann coulter.
remember that time Caraway beat Sterling
>>68003587
Bisping talks circles around Cockhold
>>68003474
Hall is the MW Woodley. He's gonna bitch and bitch and bitch some more (on Twitter) until he gets a co-main title shot where he'll get BTFO and relegated to FightPass.
>>68003658
no prob
>>68003654
>spaniards
There is more than one?
