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UPCOMING EVENTS (June):
6/4: EFN 49: Bratislava
(((STARTS AT 11 AM EDT, 8 AM PDT, 4 PM BST)))
6/4: UFC 199 (Bisping vs Rockhold 2)
6/10: Titan FC 39 (Cavalcante vs Healy)
6/12: Pancrase 278 (Sunabe vs Haita)
6/17: ONE FC (TBA)
6/17: Bellator 156 (Galvao vs Dantas)
6/17: EFN Global (Fedor vs Maldonaldo)
6/18: UFC FN 89 (MacDonald vs Thompson)
6/24: Bellator 157 (Jackson vs Ishii)
6/25: GLORY 31 (Vakhitov vs Bouzidi)
UPCOMING EVENTS: (July):
7/1: ONE FC (TBA)
7/7: UFC FN 90 (Dos Anjos vs Alvarez)
7/8: TUF 23 Finale (Jedrzejczyk vs Gadelha)
7/9: UFC 200 (DC vs Jones 2)
7/10: UFC Hall of Fame Inductions
7/13: UFC FN 91 (Ferguson vs Chiesa)
7/16: Bellator 158 (Kimbo vs Thompson)
7/23: UFC on Fox 20 (Holm vs Shevchenko)
7/24: Pancrase 279 (Ishiwatari vs Brookins)
7/30: UFC 201 (Lawler vs Woodley)
PREVIOUS THREAD:>>67981526
>Werdum vs Rothwell set for UFC 203
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/29/11809620/fabricio-werdum-vs-ben-rothwell-set-for-ufc-203-in-cleveland
>Arlovski vs Barnett to headline UFC FN Hamburg
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/30/11810814/andrei-arlovski-vs-josh-barnett-set-to-headline-ufc-fight-nigh
>Mark Hunt wants Rematch with Junior Dos Santos
http://www.heraldsun.com.au/sport/ufc-200-mark-hunt-eyes-rematch-with-junior-dos-santos/news-story/2b9600fae680a4f9b4e165ef492062ad
Bisbong is kill
50 posts early you gigantic fucking sperg
way too early, i don't even want to schaubpost right now
>>67997618
fuck schaub
>>67997618
True Natty GOAT
>>67997620
I can't wait until you fucking kill yourself.
>>67997596
This thread is kill
>>67998847
'no'
Free Fights part 4
Fabricio Werdum vs Aleks Emelianenko
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WyrfZa0g1r0
Soa Palelei vs Sentoryu Henry Miller
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9l-WCXI6xCg
Jens Pulver vs Duane Ludwig
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-xc1zqx4go
Daniel Cormier vs Tony Johnson
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvRubxyIURg
Rory Macdonald (at 16 years of age) vs Ken Tran
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHgnWv0s5qk
Dominick Cruz vs a ninja
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYQiPRUu7b0
Renzo Gracie vs Oleg Taktarov
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASCNpdGp6PU
Takanori Gomi vs Hellboy Hansen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56YB8wgSnFY
Yoshihiro Akiyama vs Denis Kang
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yRMizV434M
James Thompson vs Butterbean
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjep2b224Go
Don Frye vs Ruben Villareal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FP_yiSm7480
Gegard Mousasi vs Stefan Klever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQXENWzEZJ8
>People were saying at some point that Conor could fight 2016 Lawler
Modern Lawler isn't the same Lawler that lost against Nick.
He's a fucking blood orc who kills for the blood god.
Balithat.
>>67999472
Conor would smash him. Nate Diaz has a better chin than most middleweights.
Sage Northcutt's UFC 200 walkout music
https://youtu.be/Urtiyp-G6jY
>>67999491
>Conor would smash him
at Scrabble maybe
first for spicy heems
Why is everyone a fan of the Diaz brother?
>>67999468
some gold in here, ty anon
>>67999753
I'd rather you thanked me by giving me a name, shit nigger just look at that thing
>it's an Eddie Bravo goes off about Tower 7, chemtrails, the CIA, and hypnosis episode
JON JONES
>>67999930
I think we memed DC gay
>>67997722
why does a basic shitpost trigger 196ers so much
>>67999992
>i'm not retarded, i'm "shitposting"
>>67999968
just finally came to terms with it.
>>68000011
that wasn't even me, getting mad at banter and shitposting is such an autistic thing to do
>>68000040
So le bantz and shitposting isn't an autistic thing to do in the first place?
shitposting is part of human condition and therefore should be understood by all grandpas and burned steemless brian stann followers
>>68000056
if you want serious mma discussion all the time maybe /heem/ isn't the place for you
>>68000056
>Australia of all places condemning shitposting
>>68000077
>>68000079
>>68000081
Shitposters getting antsy. Truth hurts, huh?
Can Rose actually beat her lads?
>>68000112
Maybe if she can get her down, but I just see Joanna pushing Rose back and keeping her guessing (where Rose seems to struggle) if they thought.
>a witty, bantering tale, satiric thrust at the philosophical optimism that proclaims that all disaster and human suffering is part of a benevolent cosmic plan.
just chill and heem
You now remember Anthony Pettis
>>68000148
The CM Punk curse
Post a more impressive win streak at 155 lbs
>>68000147
Not trying to stop you, just trying to put in perspective. The outright hostility you people show when people point out how retarded you're being is quite telling.
>>68000056
Disgrace to the flag m80
>>67999727
Is Melvin any good? He had fought a lot of tough guys and mostly got his shit pushed in as far as I know. Give me your expert opinion on this fighter.
>>67999763
>not recognizing Christy Mack by first glance
>>68000228
Nevermind
>>68000233
Swedens biggest demographic becomes Arabs when?
So I've just put my headphones on alley mode and this shit is just too much.
>>68000228
>that nose and those disgusting teeth, not to mention the haircut and the stupid slutty face
>complain about getting rekt by member of opposite sex
>fake boobs
>>68000233
I know man those tatoos are terrible and she's such a young girl at that I don't know what she will look like at 50 and what will she tell her kids about being walking cartoon but damn I can't help but fap to her. There is something hot about this bitch.
>>67999468
great post mate. I used to see Soa Palelei walking around the shops in Perth, fucking surreal how big that cunt is.
>>68000259
she had nice tits pre boob job but now their petroleum fun sacks :(
Did he ever get his slurpee?
>>68000259
How are those assholes in Uzbekistan going?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEfrR0TvaUA
>>68000228
Bitch tapped out to punches.. thats fucking weak
>TKO (Body Punch)
>>68000259
All women look shit at 50 though, what's the difference
>>68000382
>Submission (Terror)
>>68000306
I wish I could've been bros with War Machine, seems like a dude who would have your back.
lads
what was the 68000000 get?
>>67997487
fucking kill yourself
>>68000383
>All women look shit at 50 though
Not true
>>68000424
Her head got bigger lmao
>>68000349
based
>>68000426
>50 posts early
>>68000502
come get some faggot
>>68000382
>>68000391
i love the rare finishes, and hate when the official announcement isn't specific enough.
so many submissions of tko/kos are lazy. by strikes,
mark hunt defeated roy nelson by uppercut, not strikes, or punches, uppercut
>>68000424
>those hairy hands
I bet she does some crazy things in bed.
>>68000502
audacity is a nice software though, proper timing and speeding and you summon absolute mad devils all over
i remember pitching down a song at 0.42 and it was so based it still blows my mind
should i sell my soul to the warner bros music jewship and get a free card into hell? there are tons of big booty bitches in hell knowmsayn
succ
>>67999468
I forgot to copy the last two
Rich Franklin vs Antony Rea
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAn7xskFTpY
Jimi Manuwa vs Nick Chapman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrUmMzRCPag
>>68000582
Rich Franklin is underrated tbqh
People just forget about him because of Anderson's dominance
>>68000614
>getting heemd by a faint jab
Is Cat best heemfu?
>>68000614
what's done is done, it hurts so bad
what once was happy now is sad
>>68000614
Reminder that Schaub is the Natty HW GOAT.
>>68000628
Joanna is unironically both the qtest and best fightfu
>>68000644
Not even the cutest Polish fitefu
>>68000349
UFC 199 Embedded Episode 2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEfrR0TvaUA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEfrR0TvaUA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEfrR0TvaUA
>>68000651
>MFW FABER AND BISPING WIN
>>68000628
She is pretty but I've come to like McMann recently. Something about her face just looks attractive to me. Then again I like a lot of woman fighters so my taste might be quite fucked.
>>68000666
McMann also a qt, but her back tattoo is just the most awful shit and it makes it impossible for her to be mai fightfu
Dan Hardy breakdown of Bisping vs rockhold III
https://youtu.be/k7xN_9rNLFo
https://youtu.be/k7xN_9rNLFo
>>68000651
Bisping is a top lad, seems like a good dad too, quickly becoming my boy
>>68000667
MUH DICK
>>68000670
Well I do hate tatoos, especially on women, but they are media personalities after all so I guess we can cut them some slack.
>>68000671
I like her voice actually. Maybe because I'm bad at english. Regarding her fighting well yeah.
>>68000667
>her one good angle
succ
>>67997487
I know, I’m a Slowpoke, but…
> tfw new Fight Companion with Joe Rogan, Bryan Callen, Brendan Schaub and Eddie Bravo. And it's over four hours long.
>>68000683
Dan Hardy identifies bisping countering Silvas right hook (one of rockholds best strikes) and dropping him. Somebody else mentioned it here a few days ago.
>>68000542
HYUK HUYK HUYK
DUMB ROLLS FOR THIS GUY PLEASE
>>68000740
so you're saying dan hardy browses heem
>>68000734
That one was a gem, I like Rogan on commentary for the OHHHHHHHs but I kind of hope he leaves the UFC so we can get these companions for every PPV.
>>68000745
Got a rough time of when Eddie going in on 9/11 starts USBro?
>>68000749
No, it was an Australian flag I believe. Just thought it was interesting.
>>68000761
So are you saying Tom Hardy lives in Australia?
>>68000803
I think tom and Dan live in the uk
Best fight:
Worst fight:
Spiciest fight:
Most Overlooked fight:
>>68000843
Cruz vs Faber
Henderson vs Lombard
Either Poirier vs Green or Holloway vs Lamas, both of those fights are muy caliente
>>68000843
Poirier Green
Casey Mutapcic
Poirier Green
>>68000843
best- faber cruz
worst- Henderson Lombard
Spiciest- Holloway Lamas
Overlooked- Green Poirer
anyone who disagrees is a faggot
>>68000852
And another Poirier Green for most overlooked
>>68000854
Don't sleep on the guida fight. His crazy aggressive wrestling + ortegas guard and sloppy/unorthodox striking could make for a great spicy, fight filled with scrambles and jitz.
>>68000846
>Henderson vs Lombard
Sad matchup but at least someone's getting heem'd
>>68000853
I would switch your spiciest with overlooked tbqh also I think hector vs Dan will be a fun round.
>>68000859
>Don't sleep on the guida fight.
Yeah you can just sleep through it instead
>>68000843
Really hope Hendo loses desu. Hated him ever since I found out about his streetfighting past.
>>68000859
Seriously Guida is one of the most exciting 155ers ever. Dude's been in some spicy bangers.
However if he faces someone that has shit grappling skills just prepare for a regular 3 rounds Fitch-esque fight.
>>68000868
Have you ever seen Ortega fight?
>>68000872
what did he do?
>>67997487
>Rockhold vs Bisbong
>fuck yea free money
>Suddenly, JAUNDICE
wat do heem? should i wait for the weigh ins or just bet on Bisbong?
>>68000927
>betting on bisping
i thought jews were smart
guys stop teasing you're getting me all wet and hyped about potential godtier round 3 and round 5 heems after absolute wars
TCITY GONNA PERMAGUILLOTINE GUIDA BTW
and btw, """they""" are talking about a possible hunt/jds for 200, nothing confirmed yet, hold your tits
http://www.foxsports.com.au/ufc/ufc-200-mark-hunt-eyes-rematch-with-junior-dos-santos/news-story/2b9600fae680a4f9b4e165ef492062ad
You now remember Diego Nunes.
>The look on your face when you about to suck off the GOAT and you aint stoppin even if he nuts
>>68000998
He was real fond of chucking the spinning back-kick wasn't he? I remember there being talk that he could be a potential challenger to Aldo way back in the days of the blue cage... but then those dull decisions kept on racking up and the KenFlo loss relegated him to a lower tier... like a large amount of those WEC names, he seemed to hit his ceiling pretty hard and never broke through to the next level.
>>68000872
>streetfighting is bad
we support unsanctioned banging here
>>68000909
Spammed hadokens
>This man is a monkey-style fighter
>>68001078
>he doesnt want to let hendo bang
>>68001304
literally who
>>68001345
Come and pet my lolly
>>68000950
how the shit is JDS gonna fight in six weeks when he just had shoulder surgery
>>68001420
by going on the gas
>>68001427
>Don't find her attractive
>She annoys the fuck outta me
>Would still do her
Not sure what's wrong with me desu lads
>mfw I realised Conor couldn't even beat a gatekeeper who had no camp.
>paniced
>vulgaria
>the post
>it a clay guida unanimous decision episode
why wasn't this bum cut after the gray maynard '''''''''''''fight'''''''''''''?
>>68000222
melvin was never a top 10 guy t b h
>>68001087
Thats quality bantz
>>67999930
watch his left hand
he touches jon's cock
he's a living fucking meme
Any have a webm of the Garbrandt heem?
hey bud remember when I was saying Caraway and Garbrandt were gonna win and you were saying that you were capping my posts because you thought they were going to lose?
remember that?
lmao fucking idiot
>>68001673
Your mind has been poisoned by shitposting, DC is a fantastic fighter and a far better human being than Jon Jones.
>>68001702
stop posting and go train daniel
>>68001702
None of that makes him any less gay though
JON JONES!
GET YA DICK TOGETHER BOY I'M COMIN'!
>>68001416
>>68001427
wouldn't even notice them on the street t b h
>>68001667
Based Conor, truly one of the only fighters left with any balls these days.
>>68001710
https://youtu.be/57ScEXyq0F0?t=47m27s
>>68001785
ufc is going to build Garbrandt up as the new mcmeme.
Conor is old news
>>68001482
> short camps are bad meme
People usually win with a short camp. They come in fresher and less banged up.
>Casuals actually believe Nate is 2 weight classes above Conor.
>>68001816
http://mmajunkie.com/2010/01/nate-diaz-clarifies-weight-cutting-remarks-sees-future-at-lightweight-and-welterweight
> On his way back to trainer/manager Cesar Gracie’s gym Tuesday, Diaz said it would only take him a week to tip the scales at 190 pounds.
> 190lbs
6'0/6'1 190lbs out of camp. Plus never beat a guy taller than himself. Actually never even fought one.
>>68001859
>not filtering trips
disgusting
>>68001840
>January 12, 2010
is cormier the best fighter in the world under 6 feet tall?
>>68001914
>picking this meme fighter
>>68001914
> He's lost weight since then
Looked more muscular than ever against Johnson.
>>68001710
>no matter where you go Jon, i'm suckin!
>>68001939
le meme sunglasses man
>>68001939
looks to much like royce
>
Thoughts on Paige Vanzant's future in the UFC?
where does she go from here?
>>68001827
this guy hasnt posted since
im convinced that he committed sudoku
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-SwD1EYHt0
>>68001992
I have a 10 cm diamond hard thought for her if you know what I mean ;))
>>68001667
I know you're likely trolling but there are people who seriously believe Nate not having a camp was somehow an advantage for him
It makes me want to heem myself every time I hear it just so I don't have to listen to that sort of bullshit
>>68002046
to the woods for a cheeky poop
>>68002081
nice vid you've got there buddy
dont forget to buy your BRAINFORCE™, Pure Iodine and your LexaPure water filter to be one step ahead the globalists
I give up. This guy is just plain retarded.
>>68002137
>>68002157
>Waiting until after the fight to say something.
>watch new embedded
>cruise goes to a mexican party
>trying this hard to be mexican
why wont he accept that he's white
>>68002167
>literally said cody would win in the 1st round before the fight
REKT
>>68002181
your shtick is old af
>>68002196
hello miguel
>>68002184
>Waiting until after the fight to say something to me*
How much did you win?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xJDCCME6Uc
>>68002230
man, bisping says a lot of rough shit to his wife
>calls her a slave
>called her a cow in the first embedded
>>68002230
>Bisping's wife
hnnnggggg
>>68002241
its just banter la
>>68000651
ta lad
>>68000207
hello gennady
>>68002230
"If you don't have anything good to say, don't say anyhthing at all" - Michael Bisping
fucking kek
Jokes aside though he seems like a cool father.
>>68002248
I dunno, it just feels like the kind of banter you wouldn't dish out on camera
>>68002230
bisbongs wife looked actually better when you couldnt get a good close look on her
looks ok here
>>68002291
>Jokes aside though he seems like a cool father.
yeah, for sure
seems really chill
>>68002320
WUZ
DA EDGYPTEYANZ
>>68002325
shut up
>>68002230
Bisping's son is pretty big for a 13 year old, you think he's on the gas?
>>68002356
>natty king
>getting his son on the gas
lmao
anybody wanna put a cheeky tenner on Faber with me?
>>68002372
>+500
could be better value desu
still, not bad
>>68002295
It'a just banter la, got to be able to take it
>>68002372
+731 on SportBet
>Predict UFC199 ppv buys
300 tops
You now remember Miguel Torres
Who /BisbongsDodgyAccent/ here?
>>68002418
800,000, Bisping is a needle mover
>>68002433
You now remember Michael Owen
>>68002418
250,000
>>68002181
>It's loud
>My knee hurts
>They keep offering me burritos when they know I'm cutting
>I just wanna go home with my dog and play with my swords
I felt for my white brother in arms
The MMA Hour is back in your life. Below is a rundown of Tuesday's show:
1:00 p.m. ET -- Cody Garbrandt will talk about his big win over Thomas Almeida and what's next for him.
1:25 p.m. -- Chris Weidman will discuss his neck injury and his timetable for a return to action.
1:45 p.m. -- Luke Rockhold will preview his UFC 199 main event against Michael Bisping.
2:05 p.m. -- Paige VanZant will recap her time on "Dancing with the Stars" and discuss his return to fighting.
2:25 p.m. -- Urijah Faber will look ahead to his bantamweight title fight against Dominick Cruz at UFC 199.
2:45 p.m. -- Stipe Miocic will talk about life as UFC heavyweight champion and his first title defense against Alistair Overeem.
3:00 p.m. -- Bryan Caraway will look back at his big win over Aljamain Sterling and discuss what's next.
3:15 p.m. -- We'll answer your #themmahour questions on anything and everything going on in the MMA world. Hit us up on Twitter using that hash tag or leave a question in the comments section below.
>>68002602
>Paige VanZant will recap her time on "Dancing with the Stars" and discuss his return to fighting.
>his return
kek
>>68002610
no balls to ask her the tough questions
>>68000614
was this on bully beat down?
How much does he have to bribe them to medically clear him to fight?
Are there any other fighters you know of who are blind in one eye?
remember that time you thought Garbrant wouldn't win?
lmao fuckin moron
>>68002583
>>68002531
>>68002102
>>68001667
>>68001482
>>67997620
>>68002707
>>68002720
>mfw 0-2
>>68000523
>Submission (choke)
>>68002747
>implying Nate won the first fight
sure he submitted him but submissions arent really wins, its like kicking someone in the balls or gouging their eyes. nate is just a pussy who was to scared to be in a real fight.
>>68002102
what does that have to do with his (loss of) energy? we saw him lose because of his lack of strength and technique.... what would the 'diaz focused camp' have done?
>I don't care about weight classes.
>>68002810
Lmao @ ur lyfe
>>68002853
and you say that with YOUR flag? just heem yourself my man.
I noticed something being wrong with his eye too. Got any info on that?
>>68002950
who? Bisping? Vitor memekicked him really hard in their fight.
>>68002971
Have seen that one. Did that kick really fuck him up that badly or are you just making a fool out of me?
Friendly reminder that avatarfagging is against the rules.
>>68000651
I am now a #CruzMissile
>>68002602
Chris has said his surgery is minimally invasive and he will be back even sooner than expected. Hope we get a clear timetable today.
So one post was responsible for about 1/6 of all the posts in this thread. That's pretty sad 2bh.
>>68003161
>>68003077
the autism-American has been BTFO yet again
>>68003198
he's my favourite one
>>68003047
No, it fucked up his eye. Worth mentioning that rockhold got knocked out with the same kick but didn't catch it on his eye like bisping
>>68002747
KEK
>it's literally just one guy
how pathetic do you have to be
>>68003213
> rockhold got knocked out with the same kick
Yeah and the funniest part is that Bisping keeps bringing it up
When will the first UFC fighter come out as openly gay and how hard will the UFC push them to get diversity points?
Is Rockhold Bisping 2 the most undeserved, unnecessary rematch of all time?
I mean, i get that there weren't very many options for a replacement, but they could have even thrown Uriah Hall in there before giving it to Bisping.
>>68003474
It's a trilogy fight. Bisping won the first one.
>>68003474
Uriah Hall definitely does not deserve a title shot lol
Look at his last four fights
>lost to Whittaker
>beat Mousasi
>beat Bamgbose
>lost to Natal
Mousasi is 8th, Whittaker is 6th, Natal is 13th. Hall doesn't have a win vs anyone near the top five, and he's coming off a loss, and has two losses in his last four fights.
How the fuck does that equate to a title shot to you
Rockhold v Bisping 2: Electric Boogaloo
>>68003535
>>68003474
oh and by the way Hall is ranked #10
there are nine people above him in the rankings
>>68003535
Lol a loss means nothing, ranking means nothing, it’s numbers I’m over it you guys should be too
>>68003518
Bisbong mentioned some sparring where he beat Rockhold? Is that what you are talking about and if yes then tell me more.
>>68003571
https://youtu.be/o43W9Xg0ANU
Mirko has to mow lawns for a living, sad day...
>>68003474
that would be nate vs conor
>>68003474
Yes. People only defend it because le show must go on despite Cruz/Faber being a fine headliner.
How you lads doing today?
Why is are Spaniards on /sp/ so hip to the memes?
>>68003643
Thank you for reminding me that Caraway took that awful nigger down a peg.
>>68000383
only if they have cosmetic surgery or don't eat properly and don't exercise.
>>68000424
>>68001416
>make up
>photoshop
>angles
All women look shit at 50. Not even going to dignify ann coulter.
remember that time Caraway beat Sterling
>>68003587
Bisping talks circles around Cockhold
>>68003474
Hall is the MW Woodley. He's gonna bitch and bitch and bitch some more (on Twitter) until he gets a co-main title shot where he'll get BTFO and relegated to FightPass.
>>68003658
no prob
>>68003654
>spaniards
There is more than one?
>>68003535
Give me a fucking break, we're talking about a last-minute replacement here. What makes more sense, giving it to a guy who is "higher in the ranks," but has already been BTFO once by Luke, or giving it to somebody who is a few places lower in the ranks but has never fought Luke before?
I'm not trying to make a case for Hall in particular, I'm just saying that there could have been a more interesting option than giving Bisping an undeserved rematch.
If you want to bring up fight records, look at Bisping's record since his loss to luke:
Decisions CB Dollaway, Split decisions Thales Leites, decision """""""""win""""""""" against Anderson.
Deserving of a title shot? No.
>watching Brooklyn Nine-Nine
>Joey Diaz pops up
>>68000667
there is absolutely no reason to take this pic from this angle except to show off her tits.
Does this not make her whore-ish? like a cheap Hollywood actor?
>>68003595
At least that's a spicy banger though.
>>68003706
Their /nba/ posts are quality
>>68003726
jej
>le city of /sp/ claiming to know about apehoop
>>68001044
>>68000556
some of you still doing this? I thought we decided it had run its course.
>>68003710
You both have a point but Hall vs. Rockhold sounds like a snoozefest to me. The minute Hall realizes his meme moves won't work, he'll devolve into a bread and butter can who will get decisioned. At Least Bong vs. Cock has bants to spice things up.
>>68003719
I don't see her holding the camera
>>68003763
You're getting emotional, Danielle.
JON
O
N
>>68003751
I quite enjoy apehoop, famalam
>>68003587
Why does Rockhold have this permanent autistic chip on his shoulder? you can tell when stuff gets under his skin he starts mumbling and scowling at the ground, shit is mad laughs. Why does he heff to be mad? he looks like a male model, is tall and is the middleweight champ.
>>68003792
Honestly what I get from him is that he just can't handle banter
>>68003792
Because he's from California, so he's probably really stupid and secretly a homo.
>>68003766
Yea, that's a fair point. I guess I shouldn't be complaining. Maybe now we'll get to see Bisping get KTFO again since Anderson wasn't able to finish it.
>>68003792
Same thing with Werdum. Werdum """"disrespected"""" him backstage in Strikeforce and the cock guy is still mad about it. I think it is because he is a closeted homosexual so he is inherently insecure.
>>68003791
I enjoy it too.
>>68001840
>http://mmajunkie.com/2010/01/nate-diaz-clarifies-weight-cutting-remarks-sees-future-at-lightweight-and-welterweight
lol
You, sir, are 6 years out-of-date.
Years, not months.
>>68003792
His effeminate liberal Marxist west coast brain can't handle confrontation
>>68001992
HEY GUISE!!!
LOOK AT MY ASS, I'M A SERIOUS ATHLETE!!!
CHECK OUT MY ASS!!!
>>68002046
KFC
>/heem/ is bullying based Rockhold again
>>68003883
Who?
Has anyone ever won a title fight on short notice?
>>68002291
>Jokes aside though he seems like a cool father.
I'm not a fan but yeah, he does seem like a good dad, for sure.
>>68003903
Jon Jones
>>68003903
Was Chris vs Anderson short notice? I forget
>>68003915
He didn't win he title on short notice, he had like two months. he beat Joe soto on short notice
>>68003903
Jon jones won on short notice.
>>68003589
*cringe*
>>68003589
That HGH is doing wonders
>>68003969
>*cringe*
wow what a loser mowing a lawn amirite
What are your thoughts on this YouTube channel?
https://youtu.be/Hzgmav1sJQg
https://youtu.be/K9q-iDoh2cs
>>68003951
>>68003965
All jon jones needed was a line of cocaine to be ready
>>68003997
HGH isn't for mass you goof
>>68003706
Show the end of the 2nd round, where Sterling was about to get neck cranked to an early grave.
>>68003903
The better question is, has anybody been btfo by their opponent, and then come back 19 months later and beat them in the short notice rematch title fight?
>>68004022
I-i was just memeing
>>68004032
GSP?
Why is Luke such a douchebag? Isn't he in his mid thirties?
>>68003710
I would argue that, out of the eligible candidates, Whittaker is the most deserving of a title shot right now. Souza is getting surgery or whatever, Belfort just got mopped.
Weidman is obviously out for a while.
I get what you're saying, we've already seen Bisping got smashed by Rockhold and nobody really wants to see it again, but they honestly don't have many options here. As far as being gifted an undeserved shot, Bisping is probably the second best choice right now.
When you are considering marketability, Bisping beats Whittaker day in, day out. Uriah Hall should be thankful if he gets to fight a top 5 guy next, Bisping is literally more deserving than Hall.
It's the main event of a PPV with a manlet co-main. You need to sell the main, and Bisping is good at that. It's not nearly as bad as you're making it out to be. He beat Silva, that's more than any of the other eligible fighters have done recently.
>>68004032
Not short notice, but couture wrecked chuck in their first fight then got heemd hard in the second with about two years in between.
>>68004087
I don't think being a douche has anything to do with age.
AHHH CHANDLER HELP
>>68004122
Jon...
>>68004032
GSP rematched Serra one year after losing to him and beat him, but I don't think it was on short notice.
>>68003903
I actually can't think of any.
>>68004110
Fair enough bud. Good points
>>68003951
>>68003965
>>68004006
Jones doesn't count because he's Jones
If Anderson silva had beaten Bisping, nobody would be complaint about him stepping into fight Rockhold on short notice.
>>68004153
hurr
>>68004153
>he doesn't count because he never lost meme
I predict he is gonna lose in 2017
>>68002046
to the biggest loser
>>68004154
Whos complaining about the Natty GOAT finally getting his title shot?
>>68004130
oh boy
>>68004154
No shit
>>68003589
shouldn't be be wearing protection? a blade of grass might hit him in the face and heem him
>>68004130
is this real
>>68004153
>>68003903
I knew there was one I was forgetting, Rich Franklin beat Chuck on short notice.
>>68004120
>khabib trying to channel nate
>>68004195
>>68004185
100%
https://www.instagram.com/p/BGCvxesC85p/?taken-by=akajav
>I'm the real c-champ
>I beat rumble on three weeks notice
>g-guys?
>>68002046
another Starbucks run.
>>68004130
>DC and his dakimakura
>>68004218
t bh i respect what he did to Rumble, he is probably the only one who can withstand that power and still dominate the fight.
>>68004218
>>68003903
DC gets no hespect.
>>68000112
Clauda can and thats all that matters
>>68004237
DC is legitimately one of the greatest fighters of all time, just so happens that Jon Jones is even greater.
Don't know why memers and literal niggers (aka Jon Jones fans) can't see that.
>>68004183
Is this how Ronda trains her chin?
>>68004258
This isn't news. Everyone who knows shit all knows this, even on /heem/ where we're constantly memeing on him.
>>68004258
Literally no need for racism, friend.
>>68004293
seriously though why do you guys hate on DC so much
>>68004301
I don't think anybody hates DC here. It's just memes.
>>68004301
I don't think that many people hate him, it's just that he is a goofball.
I want him to win against Jones 100%, that doesn't mean i would not make fun of his autism
>>68004291
>>68004316
>i was just memeing
Jesus Christ every time with this shit
>see Dong Hyun Kim fighting this weekend
>get excited
>check card
>get disappointed
>>68004327
>Australia can't handle memes
Nobody says he is a bad fighter or tries to b8 like people do with """MCGOAT"""". It's just nonsense memes for fun. You don't have to be tough all the time, dude.
>>68001827
>>68004317
How are you holding up bro?
>jon
>>68004327
Literally where are you seeing people say DC is shit among all the dicksucking memes? No one says that because he isn't. They might call him a plastic champ, but that's not the same as saying he's shit, because Jones never lost the belt.
How do you not understand this? You're on /heem/ ffs, memes reign supreme. Not liking him and acknowledging his talent in the octagon are two different things
>>68002052
>>68004348
The UK lad convinced me to not pull the trigger
>>68004364
godamn it shut the fuck up
>>68004346
>>68004364
>lol i'm not insulting DC i'm just posting nonstop that he wants to literally suck Jones off
How could I ever get confused? After all, you're just meming! Get fucked you retards.
>>68004401
You sound homophobic. There is nothing wrong with Daniel enjoying the taste of Jon dick.
>>68004396
shutup moose or itll be YOUR dick he sucks next, faggot.
>>68004401
Insulting DC ≠ thinking he's a shit fighter
>>68004396
I'll kick your ass faggot
>>68004386
Join the team bro
It's not too late.
>>68004425
>≠
Look at Mr Fancy over here!
>>68004435
Can Weidman recover?
Why bother
>>68004471
Yeah, he can.
>>68004471
delete this
It's still not too late
>>68004471
Yes, he had the right mentality before this injury. He seemed to have actually taken the loss well in terms of growing from defeat. My big concern is that he said he felt nerve damage in his arm and that can be hard to recover from and indicate a more serious issue. If this surgery goes well though he can be back in a number one contender fight late this year.
>>68004471
Even if he never becomes champion again
Even if he never wins another UFC fight
Even if he ends up in Supa Fite Leeg
I will ALWAYS be on The Team
>>68004471
I just want a JDS comeback tbqh. I'm really appreaciating HW now.
>>68004301
I don't hate DC, I will even bet on him, he has a bigger chance now than he ever had.
>>68004488
>>68004493
>>68004510
>>68004537
>>68004542
He took a tremendous beating though, is that chin deleted?
>>68004563
hopefully not
I don't think so though
>>68004563
He was still coherent after the fight and was moving forward in the fourth. He wasn't ever put cold. The long layoff will definitely benefit him though.
>>68004562
We are kind of seeing a JDS comeback already.
He is the king of comebacks at HW.
>>68004510
A herniated disc that is bad enough to pinch a nerve is pretty serious shit. I don't think he actually damaged the nerve, thankfully, it was just being impinged by the blown disc. The surgery was to repair the herniated disc, I think.
You're right though, he did see to be actually growing from the loss. I was starting to get the feeling that he was going to win the rematch, and up until that point all I've ever talked about in regards to their first fight was how badly Rockhold's style fucks up Chris'.
For anyone that wants to know a bit more about Weidman's injury, this is a pretty informative article.
http://espn.go.com/mma/story/_/id/15629759/stephania-bell-breaks-injury-sidelining-chris-weidman
>>68004579
>Mark Hunt vs JDS rematch in talks for UFC 200
after the last one im worried for my boy. Not sure how post usada and cain wars JDS holds up tho looked pretty good after Rothwell fight.
hunto pls stay safe
>>68004327
I'm pretty sure half the DC dicksucking posters are DC fans. it helps that DC clearly doesn't take shittalking seriously himself, and I bet Jones doesn't either.
>>68004661
>it helps that DC clearly doesn't take shittalking seriously himself
is this supposed to be a joke?
talking shit clearly eats away at DC worse than the majority of other fighters, in my opinion. He literally takes it personally and it hurts his feelings.
JDS vs Stipe 2, who takes it?
I might give the edge to Stipe just on account of JDS' mileage
>>68004649
fuck i hate even seeing his fat head
>>68004670
Stipe is just hitting his prime and JDS is coming off his.
I think Stipe wins UD, but you never know at heavyweight.
>>68004649
i'm not mad at it
>>68004670
yeah i'd have to lean toward stipe too for the same reason, although i'm not certain who's boxing is better
i need to rewatch that fight
>>68004670
Stipe has grown as a fighter tremendously
He went the distance with a better JDS just standing and trading with little regard for technique and strategy; he wins the rematch via knockout.
>>68004670
Stipe would take it easily, especially if his cardio has improved since then.
>preacher's daughter resorting to using hitmen
Why does the UFC keeps doing this?
>>68004670
>JDS' mileage
Stipe is older than JDS tho.
>>68004746
I have no idea
>>68004762
mileage isn't about how long you've owned a car, it's about how much it's been used
is there any chance lombard vs hendo doesnt result in a heem?
and i'd love to see hendo land that h bomb one more time but it seems like its time for him to hang up the gloves and idk if he'd retire if he wins
>>68004817
hendo is getting slept
then again, who knows, maybe lombard will throw everything in the first, get gassed and then hendo will live to fight until he's 50
>>68004817
Magny deleted Lombard's chin.
Hendo gonna heem him
>>68004817
If mousasi heemed Hendo, what do you think Lombard is gonna do?
I don't see HOW Hendo wins.
I just can't imagine anything other than a 1 minute fight and Lombard winning.
>>68004782
JDS has 4-5 more fights in his life than Miocic, that's about it, Miocic has 2 fights in 2016 already, JDS only one, besides being younger.
>>68004840
But Hendo's chin has been deleted for ages
>>68004841
>I don't see HOW Hendo wins
He fucking knocks Lombard out cold? Lombard doesn't have good movement, Hendo will be able to touch him up.
>>68004851
miocic didn't have the 5 round wars with cain that JDS had
>>68004853
I still think Hendo lands first, though.
I don't fucking like Lombard and I want him to lose.
>>68004670
I'd give it to Stipe, 3rd round KO. Although, another razor-close five-rounder would be nice because that first fight was great.
>>68004861
How? At 50 years old with slow as fuck movement and a shitty legkick to right hand combo?
Lombard doesn't have a gas tank, but don't understimate his chin, Hendo on the other hand doesn't have the chin to go to the judges
What is this khabib be careful meme?
>>68004878
Honestly might. I wouldn't count either out though
>>68004851
>JDS has 4-5 more fights in his life than Miocic, that's about it
10 rounds against Cain, 5 against Steepay, 5 against Rothwell. He's brain dead.
>>68004878
>>68004861
Hey i don't personally like him either, i would like Hendo to win actually and just retire.
>>68004817
I really want Henderson to retire. Nothing is worse than sports icons staying well past their prime. He;s becoming the Brett Favre of MMA.
>>68004892
He sperged out on Twitter over a wisecrack about religion from Ido Portal, and Khabib told him to "be careful" and such.
>>68004900
>win actually and just retire.
that's not how it will work out
hendo will fight his way to the nursing home
>>68004903
I have heard Hendo make remarks that sort of implied that he was being forced to fight out his contract.
It sounded like he was interested in fighting in other orgs etc and isn't allowed unless he finishes up his UFC contract.
>>68004892
Nurmagomedov threatened Conor's boy over a Twitter joke because islam is a religion of peace
>>68004930
#thisisnotshow
#becareful
#beserious
#danger
#canada
>>68004930
Never my boy again, no muslim will be my boy ever.
>>68004930
His broken english is so endearing, almost makes me forget that he probably supports sharia and would blow up an airport if he was asked.
>>68004930
To think he was almost one of my probational Boys.
>>68004962
be careful
>>68004962
be serious
>>68004979
you be careful
>>68004746
It's just the angle, Rothwell is huge.
>>68004947
Be careful... This is not joke
>>68004995
I hope you will never mix religion and joke, be serious.
>>68004926
Even with LHW and MW as shallow as they are, I don't think Hendo can beat anybody in the Top 10 of either anymore. So now he's forced to try and escape 3 more or so fights with as little brain damage as possible.
Being Hendo is suffering
>>67999468
Haven't seen a lot of these. Thank you based anon
>>68004998
jej
>>68005004
It is you who is of jokes, my friend. Do not be thinking of this way anymore.
>>68004947
You just reminded me of that Afghan who won and shouted "Allahu Ackbar" in Las Vegas.
>>68005011
You're right, he has a hard time vs the top 10 of either division.
They're probably going to do the Bisping rematch at some point too.
Has one of your boys ever betrayed you, /heem/?
>>68005048
yes he fucking left and never came back
>>68005028
Do you know what fight? You better not be shitting on my chest here, lad.
>>68005048
The Chris could never let me down.
>>68005058
lmao this fucking guy
>>68005065
Siyar Bahadurzada vs Brandon Thatch
>>68005039
You think they'll give Henderson a title shot just like that?
>mfw i literally head kicked a girl today and rocked her worse than Arlovski rocked Browne
>mfw I could have finished her if I wanted to
>mfw I take care of her afterwards
>mfw she's on my dick for the rest of the day
I never knew half-heeming somebody was a viable pickup strategy
>>68005058
I would pay good money for a series of writeups of Yair Rodriguez fights written by Khabib
>>68005058
my infidel sides have been suicide bombed
>>68005096
Are you the amateur boxer?
>>68005114
I'm not, I'm the jiu jitsu blue belt swede
Is this a bad stoppage or are we just accustomed to accepting the brain damaging practices we've adopted from boxing?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=4PW8ln7aoRo
>>68005058
mashallaah
>>68005121
Did you film this with a fucking potato?
>>68005121
Really bad stoppage, but it doesn't matter, Dodson vs TJ 2 will happen soon.
![Stephen-curry-express-event-asw-wm-asw[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/GyMFE0N.png "Stephen-curry-express-event-asw-wm-asw[1]")
Who can stop them?
>>68005105
kek
>>68005144
originally, but then I played that video and filmed the screen with a celery stalk
18 page analysis of Demian Maia's MMA grappling from his BJJ top game to his modify cage based wrestling .
Good resource for fight fans attempting to learn what Maia is doing and what makes him one of the more exciting grapplers. If you train you probably want to emulate his style of ground fighting the most since its spec to deal with strikes.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/19slUdRluinXLuibxVwetvee3bg0Lvm8BhhVENyra9V0/preview
https://mobile.twitter.com/SixGunGibson/status/737678408902053893
Why did DC think this was a good idea?
>>68005178
It would be nice if you uploaded to other source that doen't require you to give out your information.
>>68005148
TJ was on queer street. He didn't disuade Big Jon by flailing around like a retard. I'm okay with it. Kind of over seeing dudes take the second concussion for reason.
>tfw the revenge tour was cut short
>tfw he never even failed a test
>>68005222
We've seen plenty of guys recover from that, that's a pretty mild concussion compared with other this year.
>>68005178
Why are pajama fags such autists?
>>68005211
I didn't realize the link was asking for personal info
if you dont feel comfortable with using your real gmail account you could always make an alt account. Sorry for the inconvenience
>>68005178
>open link
>it's real
>someone actually wrote all of this
Absolute madman. But Demian please go away.
>>68005268
We have, but most guys don't and the damage is already done by that point. If a guy shuts your legs down, that's good enough reason for me,
>>68005280
Can't you just upload that to mediafire for example? or mega, or whatever?
>>68005295
Hmm, i don't know about that, you have to give fighters a chance.
Even champions get dropped, that's not enough.
>>68005299
someone needs to save the html and upload it that way, it has animated gifs and shit
>>68005280
pretty tight m8
Does Dana White want Bisping or Rockhold to win?
>>68005380
Bisping
>>68005380
Bisping
>charismatic
>can talk shit
>Luke can barely string together a sentence and his voice is always cracking
>England would finally be on the team after the abortion that was Dan Hardy's career
>is going to be in movies and shows now like XXX with Vin Diesel and the new Twin Peaks
>>68005299
sorry dont have a mediafire or mega
I do have less detail outlines on imgur, the main bulk of the analysis is in the google doc though
Outlines:
Maia v Chlwiki
http://imgur.com/a/bfbI0
Maia vs Stout
http://imgur.com/a/NaZMs
Maia vs Jensen
http://imgur.com/a/jux3E
Maia vs Herman
http://imgur.com/a/36kMJ
Maia vs MacDonald
http://imgur.com/a/cPT9k
Maia vs Quarry
http://imgur.com/a/Ij99j
Maia vs Sonnen
http://imgur.com/a/GFrPo
Maia vs Miller
http://imgur.com/a/kJvZS
Will post the other outlines in the next post
>>68005380
Bisping
>>68005444
I appreciated it.
>>68005096
tell more lets see if you have imagination
Reminder to conquerr your inner bitch every single day.
>>68005475
[shoulder pain intensifies]
>>68005444
>>68005178
Nice, thanks. I won good money with Maia already. He is my boy.
>>68005488
Trapézio descendente*
when does mma hour start or did i miss it
>>68005444
Maia vs Miranda
http://imgur.com/a/4yQ2V
Maia vs Grove
http://imgur.com/a/yLqjF
Maia vs Munoz
http://imgur.com/G4fOu4I
Maia vs Santiago
http://imgur.com/a/tv9RZ
Maia vs Weidman
http://imgur.com/FcE0BcL
Maia vs Kim
http://imgur.com/JVwDAVY
Maia vs Story
http://imgur.com/a/vYfBx
Maia vs Fitch
http://imgur.com/a/hSZWD
Maia vs Shields
http://imgur.com/a/qZ5Fb
Maia vs R. MacDonald
http://imgur.com/a/Be2IB
Maia vs Yakovlev
http://imgur.com/a/AtJPO
Maia vs Laflare
http://imgur.com/a/ixMus
Maia vs Magny
http://imgur.com/a/yAapA
Maia vs Nelson
http://imgur.com/a/Y84te
Maia vs Brown
http://imgur.com/a/enK7D
>>68005588
Now
MMA Hour (live @1Pm est): https://youtu.be/dEX8VQpUkz0
W-where did everybody go?
>>68005712
I'm sleeping my Siesta.
>>68005757
fucking ew
I wish Garbrant didn't look like such a douche. He isn't terribly unlike able as a person.
>>68005870
yeah, he's starting to win me over
>>68005870
>being attractive means you look like a douche
>>68005211
weird, it doesn't ask me to sign in to see it
U S A
U S A
U S A
>>68006031
having neck tattoos means you look like a douche
>>68005870
You'd prefer if he was fat and ugly like you?
>>68006031
>>68006070
It's the tattoos. stop projecting.
poor chris
wtf
>>68006036
If you are loged in to google and click on anything in google docs it instantly downloads to google drive and pottentially gives your information to the person who uploaded the document, easy way to get spotted.
Chris pranked me good.
>>68006102
>>68006036
This could also be dangerous if you don't know what you are clicking because of the automatic download, be careful
>>68006102
open it in an incognito window
Who should Yoel fight after suspension is up?
>>68006139
Chris
>>68006139
Weidman
>>68006139
Chris while Rockhold defends against Jacare
>>68006139
Veechor
>>68006139
vitor or the chris
>>68006175
>Vitor is still ranked #3 in the MW division
>>68006139
Anderson
>20 pullups
jesus christ
>>68006207
why is lyoto still ranked after pissing hot, but romero was pulled immediately after "possible" violation
Why the fuck is Wiedman on? No one cares about this perpetually injured pussy.
>>68006238
be careful
My boy
>>68006248
is pepe XD now?
>>68006234
Lyoto didn't pissed hot
Where's the early thread faggot at. I have important posts I wanna make but I don't wanna make them after everyone goes to a new thread.
good weidman interview
>>68006274
i was just laughing at rankings
>>68006274
http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2016/05/26/how-pepe-the-frog-became-a-nazi-trump-supporter-and-alt-right-symbol.html
>>68006429
no. just... no.
>>68006364
The autism American got banned for shitposting this morning
New thread
>>68006488
>>68006488
>>68006488
>>68003763
>we
go out and make some real friends little guy
>>68005410
Suffered a concussion and was saved by the bell.
>>68001807
he tried to fight mcgoober on TUF
>>68006173
You mean when Bisping defends vs Jacare?
>>68005178
Crazy
Interesting though
>>68004364
This... and he honestly seems like a really good guy. maybe i just give him extra sympathy because his daughter died.
![37337cb352[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/cGleEO6.jpg "37337cb352[1]")
