>Main Card (Fox Sports 1) 9:00pm ET / 6:00pm PT / 2am BST
5 Round Bantamweight Main Event:
Thomas Almeida (21-0-0) vs. Cody Garbrandt (8-0-0)
Featherweight
Renan Barão (33-3-0) vs. Jeremy Stephens (24-12-0)
Welterweight
Tarec Saffiedine (16-4-0) vs. Rick Story (18-8-0)
Middleweight
Chris Camozzi def Vitor Miranda via unanimous decision(30-27)
Welterweight
Lorenz Larkin def Jorge Masvidal via split decision(29-28,28-29,29-28)
Lightweight
Paul Felder def Josh Burkman via unanimous decision(29-28)
>Preliminary Card (Fox Sports 1) 7:00pm ET / 4:00pm PT / 12:00am BST
Women's Bantamweight
Sara McMann def Jessica Eye via unanimous decision(30-27)
Lightweight
Abel Trujillo def Jordan Rinaldi via unanimous decision(29-28)
Middleweight
Jake Collier def Alberto Uda via rd 2 TKO
Lightweight
Erik Koch def Shane Campbell via rd 2 Submission(RNC)
>Fight Pass™ Prelims 6:00pm ET / 3:00pm PT / 11:00pm BST
Bantamrweight
Bryan Caraway def Aljamain Sterling via split decision(29-28,28-29,29-28)
Heavyweight
Adam Milstead def Chris De La Rocha via rd 2 TKO
hi where are the heems
If you think this card has been boring, why do you even watch MMA?
shit card
decisionfest
overrated
2/10
would not watch again
>This turrible "le trash talking man" promo.
>>67972433
Approximately 3 hours ago
Who /in the rat house/ here?
>two 29-28s
Beefy Matt Damon needs to work on his game.
STREAMS WHERE
nth for sports manga
fight companion dropping knowledge lads.
did you know there is a honeydicking rat eating plant in the amazon?
If you're watching the Fight Companions by yourself I feel bad for you. FC's are meant to be enjoyed with friends. But subconsciously it's because you don't have friends. And you make Rogaine,Schuab, and Callen your "friends". Tuning in all the time,listening to the trash they spew. It's a real sad state for your life if you like Callen unironically. Trust me I read this on the back of a fortune cookie.
>>67972452
here
>>67972410
lost @ the Blonde's reaction to the shove
ngannou
Here's Miesha getting KO'd since this card is sleepy
barao vs stephens is pure piss
is barao shook?
>>67972468
/HEEM/ is my friend.
>>67972450
That was beautiful, but I think Barao is superior
>>67972068
well that settles it. tarec = scrub, rory's value is lowered, wonderboy will beat rory
>>67972468
Watching fights with casuals is the worst thing in the history in the world.
Quick /heem/, channel your power to ensure the next fight doesn't go to a decision!
\o/
>>67972438
Are people not allowed to say fights are boring? And yes the card has been pretty lackluster, as awful as UFC 190 and 192. Not a single person enjoys watching cage hugging and sparring-tier striking
Barao v Stephens is going to be another shitfest lads
ITT: "Villains" who literally did nothing wrong.
Anyone need a stream?
Beg me. If you beg good enough i'll share one of mine.
>>67972497
\o/
LGTSS
>Rick "The Borror" Story
>>67972468
fight night + heem + fight companion + queens of the stone age
i'm fine, thanks
Barao seems like a headcase. He needs some more muscle for 145.
>>67972479
what happened to Kaitlyn Young? she looks hot
>>67972495
that's not how it works my man
>sunlife
Plz stop.
Who won that last fight? I didnt stick around for the decision
>>67972497
\o/
>>67972497
Garbrandt gets TKO round 2
>>67972400
>Masvidal/Larkin was okay
Common now
>>67972497
I'm putting all my energy into Stephens' knee
\o/
Never been so tired during an MMA event, pray for me lads
>>67972524
Story
There's no way Almeida/Garbrandt is a snoozer, r-right, guys?
... Guys?
>trying to hype rockhold bisping2
>>67972510
>Rick "Bedtime" Story
>>67972479
Damn bitch turtle up
>>67972506
I'll suck your cock for a stream.
stream pls
>>67972505
Nah, he was always doing dumb shit and getting in fights for no reason. Idiot was gonna wind up in prison sooner or later anyway (and it's not even the first time).
Plus, we kicked his ass over the Internet.
Why is everyone on /heem/ so tired today, even the americans?
>>67972497
here's to Barao looks even less like a normal human bean
>>67972524
>he has to ask
>tickets are still available
Here comes the sun
fucking commercials and promos we have already seen 10 times
just fucking get on with this shit card
>>67972538
Garbrandt fights aren't boring and Almeida fights aren't boring. Either they'll destructively interact and the fight will be shit, or they'll constructively interact and it will be amazing.
Or one of them will get knocked out in 7 seconds.
>>67972516
>Americans love rory's autism and complete social detachment.
>Canadians don't give a shit about him.
Why do Americans always latch onto the mentally handicapped?
Do you see your own mannerisms in him?
Time for Stephens to heem another Brazilian
>>67972554
who is this?
I was told this card was going to be overflowing with spicy bangers.
>>67972558
because the fights are boring as fuck decisionfests and the only people who deny it are dana cucks screaming >le casuals XD
ITT post qt girls
>>67972558
because this card is putting us to fucking sleep
will TJ Dillashaw be watching this fight?
>>67972564
Watch the Rogan fight companion in between.
I'm learning about wolves and bears.
>>67972566
Hopefully 7 seconds so I can get the fuck to sleep
>>67972571
>being this casual
>>67972558
I don't know, it's having 6 fights on the main card I think, it's awkward scheduling.
Personally I've somehow got a second wind and don't feel as tired, though as I'm typing this the sleepiness is coming back
Renan "SAVE ME" Barao
>>67972505
The horsemeat was not good to him
>>67972566
Manhoef/Carvalho, m8. The rules no longer apply. Any fight can be shit now. We've entered a new era.
>>67972499
>the card has been pretty lackluster
No, it hasn't. It just hasn't lived up to the potential of being the most underrated card of the year
>>67972558
I enjoy fights so much I've decided I want to work covering MMA and I still think this card's been pretty boring overall. Last 2 fights should be fantastic but sometimes everything sucks.
>>67972438
the conor
Renan will get LIT up...Im shocked the bookies have him as a favorite
One shot is all it takes after TJ deleted his chin. He can't outmuscle Stephens either.
>>67972571
>drag picture to search bar
>press enter
>???
>profit
>>67972410
The fuck happened to Dana White? Did he stick his head in a microwave?
CHECK THE RECORD BUD
what is Henan Barao?
>>67972585
remember when they had three nights of UFC fights in a row before Conor's match? did you stay up for all three nights? That must have sucked.
>any fight that goes to a decision is automatically boring
>>67972607
Oh really, you enjoy fighs SO much but all you talk about is anime and porn fat fuck in a MMA general
>>67972614
The loss of his size advantage is huge, and we're gonna see it for sure
>>67972606
Yes it has
6 fucking decisions in a row, no particularly good performances
>muh hardcore appreciation though
>>67972580
stop creepin on underage boys m8
>>67972410
>mfw McGobbler went from being on welfare to winning the lottery against Mayweather
It's not fair!
>>67972614
TJ didn't delete his chin at all, Barao was getting fucking clobbered though
>>67972606
>No it hasn't
Yes it has. The main card has barely been average.
>>67972623
>hand literally hovers over the shoulder for a second
>>67972618
He's been in texas with his lame "looking for a dude to get btfo" series
Word is it's pretty hot down there.
>>67972614
>Barao gets BTFO twice by pre-USADA Dillasnake
>everyone forgets how utterly dominant he is as a fighter
Tap out to life my dude. Real talk.
\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/
GIVE US HEEMS
If Almeida loses I'm donating my left testicle to science.
lets go Stephens, fuck this is juicy match up
>>67972629
>durrrrrr decisions are bad
Shut the fuck up. Why aren't happy enough about the all the blood you dumb casual
>no particularly good performances
Camozzi put on a clinic
The fights haven't been great, but they haven't been boring at all
I need a heem lads..
>>67972623
Only for conor's night, the rest were morning torrent jobs, it's always difficult anyway
Is Travis "The Hawaiian Hottie" Browne going to heem Cain?
what is the origin of the term /heem/ ?
>>67972624
We aren't fucking saying they were bring because they didnt finish, we are saying they were boring because the action was slow, the stalling was often, and the fighters were unmotivated
This better be S P I C Y
Companion cast didnt even notice Barao fight is starting
hi where are the heems
How was Sarah Mcmann vs Jessica Eya aka battle of the Booty's?
Any spicy webm for my penor?
Underrated qts t b h
>>67972653
>dana shill
so predictable
>>67972653
Camozzi is literally shit though.
Barao is the most hue hue ever.
>>67972580
TKD world champ
>>67972555
I have one. But I'm not even going to bother posting it. The rest of the fights are going to suck. Plus it's behind.
gon be salty if no finish
And here we go!
>Jeremy "Lil Heathen" Stephens
>Heathen
>he's a Christian
>you can tell by the tattoos
>>67972635
Burkman-Felder was fine
Larkin-Masvidal was good
Camozzi-Miranda was alright, Camozzi was fun to watch
Saffiedien-Story was average
You're just an idiot who's heem hungry
aka a dummy casual
Stephens could hang with good lws
Barao might not impress him with his firepower as much as you might think
the fuck is barao's tatoo on his left breast?
>>67972664
homoerotic
elfs
enjoy
mma
>>67972663
No, but he might heem Honda after Cain BTFOs him.
>>67972647
He looked like shit against Gagnon too.
>>67972674
>jumpy jumpy pitter patter kicky
>>67972671
>durrrr hurrrr im retarded
I can tell
>>67972687
your mother
>>67972621
c'mon baby
HENEN BARAO IS A...
>>67972685
>Lel I'm labeling you a casual so your opinion is invalid
Barao by stoppaged, Record this post.
>>67972722
art
>>67972712
shill harder
>>67972558
you posted this, and it represents this card very well
>>67972670
good chips desu
still my boy
>>67972725
I'm calling you a casual because you're a fucking retard
Your opinion is invalid on your stupid opinion.
jeremy stephens is fighting a ghost that's standing 6 inches in front of renan
>>67972685
This card has been awful you fucking goof.
>>67972670
it was the worst fight I've ever seen
>>67972750
lmao
>>67972744
good point
great, another decision snoozefest
>officially in the top 10 worst events of all time
>>67972738
Be more fucking dumb if it's even possible
>oh my god guys decisions are awful!!!!!
What a fucking child you are
This only 3 rounds?
>>67972750
kek
>>67972685
>le sophisticated fight fan
>le 29-28 decisions are exciting
GIB STREAMS NAO
>>67972766
how much is dana paying you?
![sun-chips-french-onion-great-multigrain-taste[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/KEhrbIU.png "sun-chips-french-onion-great-multigrain-taste[1]")
>>67972747
They're tasty. But got nothing on the GOAT (Luke)
>>67972780
>le whiny casual
>le 29-28 decision are boring
>>67972768
Only title fights and main events are 5 rounds
>>67972783
http://www.ufc.tv/video/ufc-lasvegas-2016
>>67972750
top jej
>>67972625
>expecting serious fight talk
>in 4chan
>with these fights
top kek amigo, being rabid about shit fights doesn't make you a Real Fight Fan. Sometimes shit's just bad, acknowledge it and have fun, learn to multitask.
>>67972766
Decisions are awful for EU because they cause massive sleep deprivation
Schuab said this was going to be a great card, best of the year his words. Worst card I have ever seen.
That fucking guy was wrong - fuck him
>>67972792
As much as you get paid sitting in your mother's basement, bud
10-9 Barao, close though
10-9 barao
>>67972615
yes, epic m8. it yields great results.
fucking retard.
>>67972806
the general is literally called /heem/
>>67972748
>Uh oh, someone disagrees with me on a subjective matter, and since it is subjective there is no way to concretely prove I am right. I guess that means I have to use name calling.
P.S. You are fucking outnumbered here
>USA
or
>Hue Ese
Which were they chanting?
Prob going to decision desu
>>67972831
ebin retort dana shill
>>67972819
Good luck with that mma """"journalist""" job paco
0/7 on takedowns
>>67972685
>He thinks his opinions are objective facts
>>67972837
You are so casual it actually disgusts me.
HEEM SLEEPY
>>67972824
Schaub is a God you filthy fucking infidel. Real fite fans know that he speaks in code and that one must always assume the opposite of his picks.
incoming heem
gettin spicy lads
S P I C Y
how the fuck is he eating these shots?
rip
Delet
>>67972837
1. unfuck your google
2. disregard the female she's polish
Well, he has a good chin.
I hope Barao is hungry because he is just eatin' them bitches.
>>67972410
Barao has chinned up since dillashaw
Barao's chin held up surprisingly.
Barao looking better than expected
uppers for the supper
I notice that the tripfag pick guy didn't show up after the last fight. We finally got him to fuck off
>>67972908
kek w0t
HUES BTFO DAMN IT FEELS GOOD TO BE A MARE IT CAN
He got the takedown atleast
19-19
nice and flowy barao
>>67972653
>Fights can never ever be boring
Do you seriously believe this? If so I dare you to film yourself watching Rosholt vs. Struve, Gonzaga-Erokhin and that McMann - Jessica Eye on repeat for the next 24 hours to show off how much of a superior fight fan you are you big dummy.
>Not knowing what a clinic is
wew lads
19-19
HOLY SHIT, what a chin on Barao! The man has my respect.
That was close to 10-8 Stephens.
>>67972923
He's a pasty pencil mustached fag.
I wonder why people don't just filter him.
ANOTHER decision snoozefest
just end the fucking card already
he managed to last the entire round, I'm surprised
19-19 Stephens gets the finish this round
Barao's chin is insane
BARAO IS GETTING TJ'D
i remember barao having better mewvment than this
>>67972851
Oh yeah, getting paid to write about fighting is awesome. But feel free to keep acting like a Real Fight Fan on a chinese cartoons board.
>That uppercut
WEW how did his chin survive?
>>67972946
just stop watching fucktard
>>67972943
Honestly given the recent fallen Brazillians I thought he'd have gone down
>trying to censor out the cursing
Barao ate some huge shots there
USADABarao has one round of cardio.
>>67972946
Ready for 5-round decision?
>>67972837
>being so helplessly retarded that you have to lash out at those who give you proper directions
just neck yourself, 2bqh
>>67972958
>getting """"paid"""
hope it works out for you
>>67972932
>durrrr not being a dumb casual means every fight is good
You're a fucking retard
>>67972956
well he's also facing bigger stronger dudes right now
lost his movement after he got touched a few times
>>67972908
Yeah, I expected him to be sleepy by now.
He's eating punches like crazy.
>>67972907
His chin isn't broken. He just broke. You don't need to be heemed for it to happen. E.g Pettis right now (his beating by RDA had similarities to that of Barao's),JDS after the first Cain rematch. It isn't necessarily USADA for his drop. He lost to Dillasnake pre USADA. More mental where a guy just drops off. You either return like JDS is right now or you float away.
>>67972946
this desu.
I want to see someone die, or be beaten to within and inch of his life while his wife and child are screaming from the stands in desperation.
THIS IS FOR KEKS
So who's winning lads
Sweden and Scotland BTFO
>>67972989
Muh Dick
>>67972989
Barao is dominating Stephens.
>>67972989
Stephens. More aggression, ring control, and damage done.
Reminder that not a single American has lost tonight
>>67972999
Good, I assumed he would.
Also chek'd
>>67973006
dont worry, cody will
>>67972989
America
>>67973006
Until Almeida kills Garbrandt and proves Ohio the worst state.
>>67972979
You are so mad you can't even articulate yourself correctly. Take a deep breath then try again dummy.
i dont remember barao panic wrestling this much
STEPHENS STEPHENS STEPHENS
>>67973016
hope so, I bet on the mexican
10lbs makes a big difference for your chin apparently.
>inb4 barao popped for EPO or something
Barao will never be champ again
29-28 Stephens
29-28 Barao
Zzzzzzz
>throwing spinning shit in the clutch that ALWAYS misses
Barao is regressing into something akin to Paulo Filho de puta
29-28 lil heathen
Barao 29-28
BRASIL WILL RISE AGAIN!
7 FUCKING DECISIONS IN A ROW! ALMEIDA SAVE USSSSSSSS!
>>67973028
he always goes for takedowns
29-28 Little Stephens
30-25 Barao
STEPHENS WON THE 2 AND 3 TBQH BAKA FAMILIA SENPAI SENPAI DESU
>>67973051
this, dont fuck up idiot judges
We didn't get a heem but at least it was a decent fight
29-28 Barao
BRYAN CALLEN BTFO
29-28 Barao imo
I had this one for Barão despite the uppercuts.
29-28 stephens
barao did okay though, better than expected.
>>67973051
29-28 barao.
Stephens could ge the small nod for throwing and missing with more authority though.
Could be either way.
29-29 CMON
anyone who thinks barao won that is retarded
29-28 henan bahao
30-27 Leonard Garcia
81/100
Good fight
>>67973028
>panic wrestling
>not trying to play to his strengths
first time watching Barao?
29-27 Stephens
> cage clinching at any time whatsoever
Meh
48-47 Lawler
Do nothing with the take down but get the decision anyway
Fuck judging
>>67973026
I articulated myself just fine
You're just a stupid fuck who can't read
I'll put it in words more comprehensible for your dumb ass
JUST CUZ FIGHTS NO GREAT NO MEAN THEY BAD
Get that you dumb fuck? Do I need to articulate myself better so your stupid fat ass can keep up?
>Stephens won round 3
>>67973028
>Calling that Panic wrestling.
>The "country" of vietnam.
Come back when you're a true fight fan you gook goof.
That was a close fight
29-28 Barao
Literally only overweight american's living in their mothers basements who fap to Dana will deny this card is a shit tier snoozefest at this point.
I don't have any idea who won
>>67973084
>retarded
Would appreciate if you used less offensive words
wish that was 5 rounds
>>67973084
this, notice they are all outside of north america
BARAO BTFO
ROBBERY
O
B
B
E
R
Y
bullshit decision, fucking racist judges
#StopWhitePeople
#NeverDrumpf
It was a draw.
So Barao is finished right?
He cant even beat a gatekeeper
Wtf?
Small Robbery. Winging shitty punchs outweighs Precise brain shaking punches visually.
How gay has fight companion been? has Schaub been shitting on people? how based has edgy been?
ROBBED
BARAO 1, 3
>>67973060
>>67973089
he used to finish his combinations with takedowns
not after getting clocked with 1-2s
>post usada barao
Close fight but that was Barao's win
>THE CITY OF BRAZILIAN MMA
Bullshit desu
GOD COMES THROUGH AGAIN
SOMEONE PLS GIB STREAM FOR ALMEIDA FIGHT
GOTTA THANK GODDY BOY THE MAN IN THE SKY
EARLY STOPPAGE
>>67973098
>>67973085
>>67973081
>>67973076
>>67973074
>>67973058
>>67973052
how the fuck do you retards manage to get it so, so wrong? in what fucking world was Barao winning even a possibility after getting his skull hammered the last two rounds while doing nothing with his takedowns?
you fucking imbeciles actually make me angry because of how fucking disgustingly irresponsible your sense of judgment is.
>>67973100
I didnt watch every fight but the ones i saw were ok
>>67973095
Jeezus you are still arguing about this? You realize you have been outnumbered this whole time right? And that this entire subject matter is subjective anyway?
MONKEY BTFO
>BARAO 3
HAAHAHHAAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHHAAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAH
i have it 29-28 stephens
GET FUCKED SPICS!
>>67973118
hes not finished. he didnt look great in this fight but he can certainly come back
lol you guys see Dana yelling at him?
awful card
Stephens deserved the win he hit the bigger shots and baraos panic take downs did nothing
Stephens dropping the dank memes
>>67973140
not even worth a response tbhwy
>>67973144
this guy is right
>>67973095
this guy is gagging on dana white's cock
>>67973140
thank you.
somebody who gets it.
Anyone else feel kinda bad for munster?
>>67973144
There's a lot of retards in the world. It doesn't surprise me at all.
Fucking retard
>durrrrr more people disagree so stop arguing!!!!
Fucking dumbass.
>and hat this entire subject is subjective
Holy shit, I never knew that
You should be a detective you absolute fucking moron
Fuck off
>>67973161
you just responded, doofus
>>67973140
this desu
USADA has deleted Brazil
I have to watch this fight at least 2 or 3 times more to confidently say who won
>>67973163
Thx britbro, you're allright
>>67973159
>baraos panic take downs
Casuals out please.
As much of a meme Brazil is that should have been a draw
So I got Caraway, Camozzi and Stephens so far
Do I hedge or keep faith in Garbrandt
>>67973120
>>67973119
>>67973123
>land more punches
>actually rock your opponent twice
>cut him
yeah soooo robbed
MIRCO BISPINCIC
So what are the odds of tattoo man winning guys?
Barao just needs to go back to 135 and wrestlefuck everyone.
>>67973168
he so mad
>>67973097
>leafag
bet you think GSP beat Hendricks 50-45
GARBRANDT HEEMS ALMEIDA 1ST ROUND, SCREEN CAP THIS POST
>>67973163
This guy loves sucking fucking faggot cock
>>67973140
jk prolly
>>67973140
Are you always visually impaired, You only like fireworks?
Based on scoring, Barao should of won, even though I didn't like how He fought.
>Le MeMe Haymakers
Visually hard punches aren't always hard, visually soft punches aren't always soft/low damaging.
>>67973181
hes right tho
>yfw cody wins one for da land
its fuckin Pennsylvania
Hate Rockhold's cocky attitude so much but he's actually good ffs
Barao looked really good in the first round.
Almeida babyyyyyy HEEM time coming up
>>67973192
You're so fucking retarded
Congrats
Luke Rockhold is like a supervillain in these promos
> fighters successfully moving up in weight.
>>67973167
A little. He's made enough money to live like a king of the favelas for the rest of his life though.
>>67973168
>Sperging this hard over something that you can't change and ultimately doesn't matter
>>67973188
>le blood = points maymay
fucking casuals I swear
remember when normies on social media claimed conor could beat luke rockhold?
>>67973202
Stephens was never tagged. Barao was defensive after getting popped early in round 2. You're a fucking moron. Order a helium machine for yourself and never try to talk about the technicalities of scoring again.
>>67973192
literal retard reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
WHO /NO-LOVE/ HERE?!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MHhLDCJ57E
>>67973215
>gets embarrased by multiple people
>hurr its not me ur all just retarded
k
>card is shit
>fight companion is shit
>potential 5 round snoozer coming up
goodnight lads
If this fight goes to decision, someone has legit cursed this card
>>67973211
A southpaw boxer should have success against him on the feet if he keeps the range close. Outside and in the scramble and on the ground? Rockhold.
>>67973181
If I was at my computer I would post the brazil JUST webm right now
>>67973202
You're an idiot if you think that stephens' shots weren't damaging. Look at how barao fought prior to getting bopped and then after. He knocked the pep out of his step with one uppercut. It was like watching a different person fight.
CAN THIS FUCKING CARD JUST END GOOD LORD
>>67973223
says the neckbeard whos never even been in a fight
Baraos career paralleling Miguel Torres
>>67973225
i want to believe youre making shit up but i know youre not
Fuck Cody
>>67973219
Thanks. You just explained a debate between people
Feel proud of yourself for pointing out something so fucking obvious yet again?
Do you want to be pet on the head for basically doing what a dog could fucking point out?
Did Dillashaw completely break Barao or was he only a can crusher?
Tbqh, I'm amazed by Barão. He fought pretty well considering he jumped one class.
>>67973244
We still got 5 more rounds to go buddy!
>>67973247
I fucked your wildebeest of a mother, that counts
>>67973244
You're a fool if you think the main event is gonna be anything other than a decision.
>>67973234
>embarrassed
>no youre wrong trust me!!!!
Cool
Stay retarded, bitchboy
>>67973188
Cuts are superficial.
That takedown basically makes round 3 a draw.
Strikes in the clinch was the striking diffeerence, and wasn't that huge.
Getting Rocked isn't scored as a super strike, You just get Power Strike points like normal.
So no, you can't use getting rocked or cuts as anything.
>Already White guilt in the JRE
How is Almeida even fighting Cody.
This is a total mismatch, Cody is getting beaten soundly.
Cap this.
>>67973260
He had a good showing but jeremy stephens is nothing special. If he has a future at featherweight he's gonna need better than that.
>>67973233
if he beats memeida for PA he can have some respect for me. And will raise an eyebrow around the league
>>67973255
>Still this butt-mad
>Still hasn't got the point
>Still responding at all
WE WILL WE WILL HEEM YOU
>COSTA PHILLA-WHO
99 percent chance Bisping is going to get murdered but I'm cheering for him anyway.
Instead of all this arguing, let's just settle the debate once and for all
http://www.strawpoll.me/10348081
Who sings this song?
Team Thomas ride or die nigga
Cody rekt in 3rd round
Why does nobody say they're going to finish the fight via DQ
that was a good joey impression
YOU GOT BLOOD ON YO FACE
time for a another decision lads
>>67973292
Prince
>>67973279
Because Cody is a phenonemal striker as well and they're both unbeaten up and coming bantamweights. Good potential in both and in the fight
What kind of stupid question is that?
>>67973291
I don't think you can say it's fun, but I don't think it's a complete snoozefest either
wat do
Can someone update those of us without streams on the fight?
>>67973288
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I hope Joey Diaz dies soon.
>>67973259
>cruz beat up a kid
>the give him the kid's belt
lmao Cody Goobrandt is literally, 9gag the fighter
what a meme
>>67973277
same side of the coin you cant use a 15 second takedown with zero punches landed (besides stephens elbow) as any form of scoring
>>67973259
literally no damage actually occurs in the cage. except a couple freak accidents like condits knee and bisping's eye.
all the real damage occurs during training. the monkeys in brazil fight like monkeys every single day for their training.
>>67973292
King
>>67973290
Bispong is kind of a bad matchup for Weidman because he's so well rounded
>>67973308
>Cody is a phenonemal striker
hmmm
>>67973227
"tagged"
You don't get scored more for strikes that rock UNLESS they knock down.
And even then, not by much.
Stephens was getting hit a lot. That's why the striking was pretty close in the 3rd.
You need to never talk about scoring if "getting rocked/tagged" is a scoring catagory for you in MMA scoring.
Go read the rules lls.
>>67973312
Why?
Rooting for Almeida. Fuck anyone in this world named Cody.
>>67973288
I get the point entirely. You're just a fucking retard who doesn't understand he's not saying anything obvious.
>Oh god they're having an argument and people's opinions are not going to change, I have to tell them immediately!!!
Kill yourself.
>>67973290
He's a top lad
>>67973308
Also Cody can wrestle the fuck out of him.
>>67973277
How many power strike points did you award each fighter? How do you score a super strike?
hey lads more like cody garbage hehehe
>>67973311
Yeah that's a pretty good impression of how I imagine this guy is acting behind his keyboard right now
>>67973319
Psychological damage in the cage is real though.
other than provoking Conor on TUF, is Garbrandt actually known for anything?
Hope he gets heemed
Is Cody gonna wrestlefuck today?
>too many tattoos of course
lol
>>67973312
same
le over the top yelling
>>67973281
I thought he was finished after TJ, that's an improvement.
>>67973322
hmmmmmm dont talk to me like that
>>67973308
Cody is getting rekt mate.
>>67973312
NNNOOO HOMO INCOMING
THE WINNER IS ENTERING
>>67973344
he schlonged pvz
is taz from wwe doing security?
Brazil BTFO by Ohio again
>>67973323
>you don't get points for damage done
>you don't get points for aggression
>you don't get points for ring control
Absolute. Fucking. Retard.
Please put on a trip so the rest of us can filter you.
>>67973344
He's know for heeming dudes and being pretty JUST BLEED in general
>There are ""people"" who think cody "winging punches edgy faggot" garbrandt has a chance to win
Can't wait for Almeida to get heemd so all these fedoras can get shut the fuck up
Tumenov fedoras have been eternally shook since he got memed on by Gunnar
>>67973243
I never said they wasn't, I was just saying the counter to shots that look soft but damage even more than hard shots sometimes.
Barao is prone is gassing early, and he was hurt yes, and gassed yes. But I never claim he wasnt.
McGregor landed fire on Nate time after time. But Nate didn't get fazed, But that doesn't mean you don't score mcgregors power blows as power blows because Nates Reaction.
>>67973365
Is it true that Ohio is the most kawaii state?
>>67973217
Australias own Robert Whitticker bro
i got so much work done during this shitty card that i can probably take tuesday off as well. not even mad
>>67973327
>At this point I'm amazed you are still mad enough to keep responding. I would have just stopped engaging at this point. Are you really that determined to insult someone you will never meet who doesn't value your opinion?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
THE FUCKING MUSIC, BASED ALMEIDA.
>>67973326
This.
Codys are assholes 100% of the time.
So if Almeids wins are Brazil 7-1 on this card?
>>67973376
No, thats delaware
>>67973381
what is it
>>67973380
As you continue to respond to me
Nice job, retardo
schaub smoking weed
>>67973377
after an unsuccessful cut to a lower weight class. Doesn't count yeh
>>67973369
considering all the upsets this past year theres always a chance
>that fat mexican with a mohawk and red blazer
Every time.
>>67973308
>they're both unbeaten
>Cody
>unbeaten
>>67973378
Pretty much all I do during cards is shitpost, so this has been a solid 6 or 7 hours wasted
>>67973376
Ohio is unremarkable in almost every way.
They are very good at high school football and wrasslin though.
>5'8"
>65" reach
Lmao, is that even shorter than Chad Mendes?
>Schaub smoking a joint
and your wondering why this guy couldnt break the top ten
Who /anxiety/ here?
>Cody Garbrandt
>undefeated
Wait, I remember seeing him get heemed by a black dude.
>the reach difference
>the state of white people's genetics
>>67973194
>I can't hear you over the sound of agent orange mutating your gene pool to unspeakable levels.
Don't even try gook.
LITERALLY DECISION: THE CARD
NAME A MORE BORING CARD IN RECENT HISTORY
BASED BJM
>>67973095
>JUST CUZ FIGHTS NO GREAT NO MEAN THEY BAD
You've literally gone senile
>>67973369
He'll grapplefuck like a faggot desu
>>67973411
amateur
>>67973410
Me, I have money on this fight.
>>67973416
ufc 33
>>67973414
>3 likes
>3 retweets
>>67973366
Aggression and Ring control is a very small part of scoring.
Damage is artificial.
Do you score less for fighting someone that doesn't cut or bleed easy? No.
So you cannot score more for someone because the other guy bleeds easy.
Damage in the rules is just Strike vs Power Strike, not cuts and bruises.
LEARN, THE RULES. GO READ.
>>67972410
Almeida has serial killer eye
garbrandt is getting fucking wrecked
this is it lads
this is the heem that makes the last seven decisions worth sitting through
>>67973411
Amateur fight bro, does not count
>>67973419
You're a fucking retard. Try reading for once in your stupid life
>>67973415
Yeah sorry about that
>>67973416
Almeida has won 16 of his 21 fights by knockout.
What the fuck are you even talking about?
>>67972410
I hate manlets, especially ones with neck tattoos.
>>67973430
I BELIEVE
>5'8 is tall
>>67973430
I KHABIEB
>>67973416
>omg decisions are bad!!!!
DURRRRRRR
TOMIHAAAAAAAS AAAAALMEIDA
>>67973414
Good Detroit boxing knowledge there.
Almeida is my boy
>>67973407
>Weed Saint Pierre.
>BJ "Nosecandy" Penn
>Jon "White Snake" Bones
>Matt "Heroine junkie" brown.
>>67973404
I actually wrestled at the same highschool as Garbrandt. Feelsgoodman.
I wasn't good, but at least it's something I can say now.
>>67973434
>People say the fights have been boring
>You sperg out and start calling everyone a casual retard
I feel pity for you cause you probably have no friends due to how repulsive you are
>>67973401
but you've been entertaining dozens of people so totally not wasted at all
>dat meme shit
wut
>>67973460
Get ready to watch him get heemd
All these meme moves
holy christ Garbrandt has some quick hands
>>67973390
>>67973407
based, got a screencap?
M E M E
E
M
E
KICKS
So many meme moves.
good knee
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
>GOT DAWG
OH
This fight reminds me of Yair Rodriguez vs Andre Fili
holy shit thomas no
Garbrandt is boxing the fuck out of him.
>>67973197
>>67973197
>>67973197
REMEMBER
BRAZIL BTFO ONCE AGAIN
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
HEEM SLEEPY
Almeida you meme
IT'S
ALL
OVER
they shouldn't let brazilians fight americans, it's going to kill the sport down there
HAHAHAHAHA
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
for fucks sake are we ever retain somoene who still matters
REKT
LOL HUE BTFO
ALPHA MALE DID IT AGAIN
OHHHHHHHH
HOLY FUCK
HEEM
LADS
Great fight!
Brazil btfo
HEEMED
>brazil
Damn that was crazy, Garbrandt looking really good tonight
HEEM SLEEPY
AHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH
/HEEM/ BTFO
ALMEIDA FEDORAS FUCKING SHOOK
YOUR BOY IS A GLASS CHIN CARDBOARD
He may have won, but he will always be a turbo-manlet.
S
L
E
E
E
P
Y
so hard right now
Murica
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
>ALMEIDA IS GOOD
Aw, dammit. Fuck that tattooed manlet faggot!
BASED BASED BASED
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM!!!!
U S A
S
A
.__.
>he's a meme fighter
>"lol you lost money"
>he's not good
>"wild punches faggot"
What now, /sp/?
Cody's standup was slick as fuck
>>67973505
HAHAHAHAHA, CALLED IT>>67973505
>>67973505
>BRAZILIAN MMA
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I want tj or the belt.
>Brazilosers
btfo
>brazil
>>67973466
how sweet thanks anon
USADA killed Brasil
RIP Brazil
Bad at soccer
Now bad at MMA
>>67973369
>>67973422
>>67973430
THE CITY OF YOU
godfuckingdammit
make america great again?
FUCK
SHOULD HAVE BET
FUCK
>>67973543
STAY MAD
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Fuck damn. I knew something was wrong when Almeida didn't control his arms.
I'll kill myself tomorrow
>>67973517
RARE FLAG
>>67972410
HEEEEEEM SLEEPY
USA USA USA
>>67973465
People are retards like I've said. It literally doesn't matter
I pity you because you're a dumb fucking retard with no actual friends who should kill himself
Your parents probably cry from how insufferably dumb you are every night
HE IS SLEEPY
I am butthurt, i wanted to see that douchebag cody get laid the fuck out. soon...
is brasil now dead?
Why do I still bother ;-;
ALPHA MANLET
MANLET PRIDE WORLDWIDE
>>67973565
I hate this feeling.
>the shanty town of Brazil
Reachlets btfo?
>>67973369
KEK
I thought Almeida was supposed to have world-class counter-striking and exceptional timing? I thought he only got tagged on the inside because of how much more he punished his opponent for every punch he took while aggressing?? I thought no one was supposed to be able to stand and bang with him???
HEEM SLEEPY
America with the clean sweep on memorial day
Other nations
Are you even trying?
>>67973351
Guess I was wrong. Will you forgive me?
How can beaners compete ??? white boy blow his ass up
B R A Z I L
E
A
T
E
N
HEEEM DED
>>67973574
Looks like you just have to admit that although he's a cunt, he's a cunt that can fight.
>>67973563
DELET BETTING HARAM
>>67973563
good job m8
Was this supposed to be surprising? Both Caraway and Garbrandt were locks. The odds for this card were weird.
>>67973563
GJ lad
>>67973352
hahahahahahahaha
>>67973591
don't compliment brazil by grouping them with beaners
Another ruined brazilian
>Brazilians
>2016
still my boy
>>67973598
OH MAN!
Garbrandt's hands are no joke.
>>67973563
congrats bro
>>67973572
>This pimple faced teen is still sperging out
Are your feelings honestly this hurt people called the card boring for the most part? Getting this emotional? Haha check yourself into a therapist's office
>heemzilians
As predicted
BRAZIL GET REKT
BRAZIL GET REKT
BRAZIL GET REKT
BRAZIL GET REKT
BRAZIL GET REKT
BRAZIL GET REKT
>that jumping high kick from Garbrandt 20 seconds in
Was that the best move of the night, lads? .webm guy, can you hook it up?
>>67973563
If you weren't a pussy you could've made good money
>>67973577
Sorry lad
it is what it is
>>67973569
Argentina no
On a different note, everyone I seem to be rooting for has lost recently. Be it fighters or even football teams. Lads. I'm worried.
Always bet on "US"
USA
USA
USA
Cody vs Dillasnek when?
Can Dodson beat Cody?
THANK DA LORD
Almeida vs Barao @ Flyweight, loser leaves the favela
>Brazilians
Wew speechless
The taxi drivers of Brazil breathe in relief.
Didn't even have time to finish my burger. I will never get behind another brazilian fighter again
>thanking the lord
BRAZIL STATUE SHOOK
gotta thank goddy boy up there for this heem. no way this happens without the lord himself
BRAZIL
B L O W N T H E F U C K O U T
L
O
W
N
T
H
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F
U
C
K
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U
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>>67973603
>Lock
Caraway barely survived the first round and wrestlefucked to a decision lol
>God
THE REAL MVP
>>67973670
He survived easily. He was wrestlefucked for one round.
USA blowing all the cunts out
how the fuck can the rest of the world even compete
He was on queer street with that honeydicking.
>>67973682
I dunno man, but growing taller than 2 feet is a easy start.
>>67973682
Feels good being the best
>>67973569
no lo hagas chabon
>>67973560
>Bad at soccer
Wat?
One embarrassing match isn't = bad at soccer.
>>67973423
>>67973432
It most certainly does count. He's been KO'd before, and he hasn't learned since then, still swings like a madman, keep his chin up and neck back.
granted i like the kid but he's got some way to go.
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