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dishwashers edition part 2
Put a Finn in the ____
>>67968437
Memorial cup
post bills
say my name
Who /golf/ here
Getting ready to go play a cheeky 9 desu
>>67968473
Weasel cuck
Revv up those memes
>>67968509
>no sandwich
WHO CAN STOP US?
>STAMKOS
>BABCOCK
>MARNER
>MATTHEWS
>NYLANDER
>BABCOCK
>TIMASHOV
>RIELLY
>ZAITSEV
>FREDDY THE GOAT
>JVR
>VESEY
>TAVARES 2017
W H O ?
H ?
O ?
?
>>67968516
>>67968537
The Toronto media.
>>67968473
d-did you do this?
>>67968535
>>67968537
Reality
>>67968473
Mitchell "Marner Magic" Marner
>he does it for free
>>67968537
>including timashov and vesey on that list
Bad form m8
>>67968595
Mitch "The Bitch" Marmot
or
Mitch "Sam Gagner" Marner
>>67968566
you mean the media that wasn't able to write any negative articles about any player this year? Babs and Lou literally scared the shit out of them. All Simmons can write about now is Kessel's character issues preventing him from being on Team usa
>>67968537
>if you beat your enemies, they win
>>67968537
>>STAMKOS
The cap
>>67968622
>commenting on players you clearly haven't watched
him and Gagner's playing styles don't match whatsoever.
Much better comp for Marner is Drouin.
exe
>>67968737
This isn't /bundesliga/
>>67968698
Leafs cap situation is pretty good thanks to moving out the cancerous duo.
>>67968655
And yet his supposed issues didn't stop him from dragging Crosby to his first final in 7 years.
>>67968537
so many jelly bitches in this thread haha
Mitch Marner
>>67968769
Sometimes I wish pork wasn't so delicious
>>67968755
Yeah let's see how good it is after you sign stamcuck for $10M and he turns out to be shit
aho > marner tbH
>>67968795
If it wasn't then pigs would have been domesticated
>>67968766
le jelly haterz xD
>>67968765
Tell that to USA hockey buddy.
I was a huge fan of Kessel and defended him on this shithole for years when he was a Leaf.
>>67968837
They have been, in a sense, as truffle pigs, but that's not anywhere near the level of dogs obviously
>>67968769
I want to cut off that head and make some head cheese
>>67968818
>a 40 goal scorer, one of two guys in the league who can accurately be called that, who is only 26 years old is going to turn shit overnight
Keith Tkachuk looks like Claude Julien's doppleganger
Anyone got any teams that need washing?
>>67968923
Already has
>hasn't had 40 assists since 2010-11
>hasn't had 45 goals since 2011-12
If the >laffs sign him he probably never cracks 40 goals again
>>67968923
Stamkos nearly made it all the way to the fourth round and didn't score a single point. You call that good?
>>67968881
True but that's more of a secondary use that was discovered
>>67969004
coilers, please.
>>67969004
Wild please
>>67969011
>hasn't had 45 goals since 2011-12
If that makes you shit then everyone except Ovechkin is shit you dumbfuck
>>67969103
How many other players are going to get $70M over 7 years?
>>67969043
post shorks pls
>>67969177
nvm didn't scroll up
>>67969004
canes with a confederate flag sticker and nascar stickers on the side
>>67969043
>made 4 of those
>>67969258
no one cares
>>67969043
Can one of you make a Flyers one with a cheesesteak, batteries and grinning Giroux?
>>67969255
lel no canes don't exist
>>67969258
We don't allow tripcucks here so take a hike
>>67969074
>>67969332
here's the version where you don't choke in game seven
>>67969200
you bet your ass you didnt kid
slovakia isn't known for their prowess in the dishwasher arena 2bh
>>67969440
How many cups are in this washer?
>>67969535
lots of plates but no cups, strangely
>>67969472
>mad at back to back dubs
And another one
>>67969390
>mad at letters
the dishwasher meme is too dank.
>>67969492
But why are there dishes in there?
The cupboard is bare in Toronto
>>67969854
Auston "Czech Annihilator" Matthews
>>67969854
>hey, it me
>>67969854
Way to recycle my joke ten minutes later, shit wheel
Since Marner might go down as one of the best junior players ever, what does he become in the nhl?
>>67968466
Wonder what he's doing tonight
>>67968473
Savior of the leafs
>>67969492
New logo pls
>85 posts
>still no bolts "fans"
Penguins saved /hoc/, lads
>>67969255
best i can do. Give me the Template
>>67970214
Sam Gagner
>>67970487
I don't think you'd enjoy /hoc/ if we weren't here
>Barkov, Laine, Aho, Puljujärvi, Ristolainen, Rantanen, Määttä, Teräväinen, Saros, Husso, Korpisalo, Honka, Lindell, Pokka, Juolevi, Tolvanen, Välimäki, Vesalainen, Vaakanainen, Lehkonen, Kähkönen, Kapanen, Saarela, Saarijärvi etc.
How can I not be giddy? The golden generation is here.
>>67969891
>>67969888
>needing an American to save ''''''''Canadian''''''''' hockey
You're welcome!
>>67970873
SUOMI ON PARAS MAA! :DDD
>>67970873
>bustkov
>>67970873
Maybe at best you have one line on par with team Sweden. None of those players will ever be good enough to make team Canada even in their prime
>>67970873
Perkele
>>67971115
You do understand that I'm comparing to the post 1983 until 1994 generations where impact NHLers were few and far between? Also, at least Barkov, Laine and Pulju have potential to be true elite players, good enough to crack team Canada. Possibly Ristolainen and Vaakanainen on D too. And who knows what will become of the goalies.
Pongs best
Will the Cantcucks fall for the Tkachuk meme?
>>67971558
>Finnish goaltending
>>67971901
As hard as Jets will fall for the Laine meme
>102 posts
>13 IP's
Wew
Dishwasher meme is fresh to death senpai
Can someone photoshop Orson Welles on the statue of Liberty and some laughing faces on the crowd of immigrants?
>>67972152
>orson Welles
That's a philly meme tho
>>67971920
Who is drafting Veini Vehvilainen?
Who can stop us next season?
>>67972638
Your own goalies
>>67970214
Dvorak babby
>>67972638
Finnish goaltending, again
>>67970214
People thought the same about Drouin. Look at him now.
Why do the yotes have such GOAT prospects? Strome and Dvorak are both supposed to be elite. Also this Connor Garland kid lit the QMJHL the fuck up (that's not saying much I know) yet no one ever mentions him. Will the dawgs be contenders soon?
>>67969043
>no bean washer
why fa.m
>>67972968
I thought you left beanposter
>>67972992
just charging my beans for offseason /hoc/
>>67973027
I missed you 2bh.
(No homo)
>>67970279
probably fucking your mom
and my mom
>>67973040
i am always here, friend. even when not beanposting.
>>67972896
>not saying much
Q has best goalies.
But even then Garland isnt that good, 2nd liner at best. He scored so much because he was on a line with Barbashev, and this year because the Q was super weak.
>>67972638
Lehtonen or that other guy fro San Jose.
>>67972638
>finish goaltending
>manlet D-men
seriously , >we need to get some stronger defence and at least get one memetender less
You now remember Maxim Afinogenov.
/hoc/ is so mysterious.
Why you lads dishwasher memes huh?
>>67973585
Why would Dallas want either of them, let alone both.
>>67973684
Too many pucks to the head
>>67973412
>tfw dog is a slowly dying meme
hold me beanman
>>67973695
They're stuck with both of them till 2018.
>>67973776
Hopefully Vegas falls for the binland meme
>>67973695
as >>67973776 said at they beginning of the 15/16 season they thought it's a ""good"" idea to 1. extend Karis contract and 2. glady accepted the ""elite"" goalie , SJS wanted to lose more than ever
Falling for
>finish goaltending
twice, in one season , at the same time
That's a special kind of WEW LAD
>>67973932
>implying Dallas isnt trying to make the supreme meme team
They know theyll never win again, gotta have some reason to sell tickets
>>67973952
>they know they'll never win again
Hey pls no bully m8, I know it too good that the 1999 meme magic will never EVER be repeated
>mfw
>gotta have some reason to sell tickets
Hopefully one day I will buy one and see them live
>>67973981
Im sorry friendo. Im a sabers fan myself, atleast Dallas has won.
I just get to caught up in memes sometimes.
>>67974040
>a saber fan not trigger by the 1999 cup run
Sacrebleu!
>>67974060
Im preety triggered. Sabers got refpucked hard but id just get memed on if I brought that up.
We even had Satan at full force :(
666 confirms Satan returns to lead Buffalo to promised land
>>67974078
Once they get an actual goalie, maybe.
>>67974040
>>67974078
ok, you got it even worse
at least I had a nice season to watch this year
hopefully for you maybe you can have a season too where they don't get BTFO night after night
Question out of curiosity: what did you as sabres fan think of
>pic related
Everytime I snapshot
>>67973412
>you will never hang out with Bean Man
>>67974180
Never quite lived up to his potential and was very overpaid
Would love to have him back on the team, but not for how much cap he ate up.
NHL 06 Team Canada lineup
Thoughts?
>>67974368
To think, Heatley would score 50 the very next season
>>67974368
Poop from top to bottom
>>67974378
If he still had wheels he'd be a 20 goal guy on any team this season.
Do you think Pulju posts here?
>>67974514
But anon he never lost his wheels when his career crashed.
>>67974521
Yes he just posted here: >>67974513
>>67974532
What a Snyde remark.
>>67974538
>implying binland posters arent all just pulju samefagging
>>67974546
You like it?
>>67974553
>a finn actually manages to meme himself into the NHL
In a decade we'll uncover that all the footage of Pulju was actually all brilliant photoshopping by one shitposter that fooled the entire hockey scouting world.
>>67974597
Oh Pulju, we wont reveal your secret.
>>67969043
>No racist Hurricanes dishwasher
Missed opportunity desu
>>67974597
Return to KC
>>67974602
>thinking pulju knows english well enough
>>67974624
>Falling for the Pulju doesnt speak english meme
>>67974631
Post face when pulju suddenly reveals that he speaks perfect french
>>67974655
>>67974666
Never doubt the pulju
>>67969043
please make panthers one with bustkov peaking out of it with the face he makes
>>67974669
Why is he riding a bicycle in the snow?
That tire looks to have no traction. He could fall and hurt himself.
>>67974158
My college's goalie was drafted there earlier this semester. He played one game and got BTFO. His name is Kasdorf.
>>67974843
four goals; damn
>>67974835
What finns lack in hockey, they make up in their ability to drive/ride. Finns are born on wheels
>>67974877
Thank you Swede.
Do Swedes also share this skill?
>>67974890
Not at all to the same extent.
>>67974271
excactly my thoughts
also always feel he went kinda lazy after his better Sabres years but had a little bit of energy push this season
>which resulted in injuries
Coincidence? LMAO
>>67974937
As soon as he signed that 7mil contract he stopped scoring.
I think he had 1 30 goal with Buffalo season after his ELC, and its not even like Buffalo was always a shitter team during those years
>>67974835
the snow is so packed when it looks like that, it's not very slippery. Also that tire looks like a snow tire, so it does have traction.
>>67974979
Thanks for the reassurance Pulju! I worry when you do reckless things.
>>67974368
D O A N
O
A
N
How meme will this final be?
More meme then Blots/Pongs?
>>67975026
I just hope nashville meme magic goals happen in every game
and another black cat jinxes sj
Juolevi has won 3 championships this season
Breddy gud
>>67974972
i always feel suprised that teams fall for it to sign him
I mean he does make points quite good but only because he waits in the slot for some lucky rebound/deflection
>literal babby
but
>fighting along the boards
lol no
>backcheck
lol no
>fighting for the puck with a defending player
lol no
>defensive play
defenitely not
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gq3SwhFASk0
at excactly 5 minute you see """superior D-fence play"""
>>67975026
All I want is another reverse sweep against Sharks. Please let it happen.
>>67975137
>not wanting Donskoi to score gwg in game 7
what the fuck man
>>67975141
he'll score it on his own goalie for maximum meme
>>67975141
>Not wanting Maatta to score the GWG in Game 7
>>67975151
Määttä isn't good ol' Oulu boy tho. Also I'm scared that if something good happens to him the universe will balance it and he will literally die.
>>67975176
>Maatta catchs the mumps in game 1 pregame warmup
>>67975176
>Määttä scores the game seven overtime stanley cup winning goal
>goes mad
>skates back out and glides on his knees Theo Fleury-style into centre ice
>the giant cube of the videoboard collapses onto him
>>67975404
REE
![tumblr_inline_nt0vwfxruj1spsojg_1280[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/BTSPf5g.jpg "tumblr inline nt0vwfxruj1spsojg 1280[1]")
>hockey will be done in two weeks
>next season starts even later than usual to bettman meme cup
>all i have left to look forward to is the draft and free agency
>>67975548
What are your projected top 5?
Toronto - Matthews
Jets - Laine
Columbus - Pulju
Edmonton - Tkutchuk
Vancouver trades to Montreal - Dubois
>>67975562
toronto - matthews
jets - laynee
columbus - puljumemes
edmonton - if they don't trade it like they should, then tkutchuk
vancouver - dubois, need that center + they need to replace mccann
>>67975576
>>67975562
Why Dubois behind Tkatchuk? Wasnt Dubois the highest ranked CHL player?
I agree Montreal will probably trade up, but I think theyll trade with Edmonton, as Edmonton needs D, and the D Class in the top 10 is rather deep, with Julovi, Sergachev, Fabbro and Chyurchyn
Montreal would really want Dubois, a huge Center from Quebec.
should I get one of those stanley cup final jerseys?
>>67975696
>paying bettmans salary
Shill.
will he bust next season?
Reminder that the Sharks are just setting up for the ultimate shorking.
>>67975756
>being from Finland
He already is
>>67975756
No. Plays too solid in every way, only weakness is size.
Who wins Calder trophy next season?
Finland flags need not reply
>>67975819
aho or laine
>>67975822
I see they dont teach reading in Finland.
>>67975819
probably some 24 year old russian
>>67975829
nice laine digits
>>67975901
cant have laine digits without pulju digit
So when all that combine shit will be? I know it starts today but is it just interviews today?
>>67975176
Fuck Oulu, and reindeering. Määttä is Central Finland master race.
>>67976164
Are you angry that kärpät is objectively the best finnish hockey team? No reason to be upset, we even let someone else win this year.
>>67974740
Fresh from the oven, I mean washer
>>67968509
Improved Blots washer
>>67976987
I thought Missouri was known to be meth heads? Are Floridians as well?
Remember when >rags were the absolutely shittiest team in the leaque?
>had huge bloated budget
>had fucking Gretzky and Richter
>still didn't make it to play offs 7 times in a row
I don't understand this dishwasher meem.
>>67977140
they still are
>rags
>>67977140
The rags are dangerously close to that point right now. They have a thin prospect pool and not many draft picks. Not to mention their best player is approaching 35.
>>67977295
>confused
>at dishwashers
HOCKEY TONIGHT
>>67976846
thanks senpai
when's that world cup thing
>>67977775
September
>>67977308
Post rare dishwashers.
>>67978588
>tripcucks
>>67978857
>mad at letters
>>67978857
>feeding it
Oh cool ANOTHER reddit thread. Posting on /r/hockey and /r/4chan guys, you are so funnay haha
>230 posts in
>still zero Tampa fans
>mfw
>4 rounds in
>still zero canadian teams
>mfw
Is there a team in a worse position than the Minnesota Wild?
>Soft 30+ winger with a career ending back injury signed at top line money for the next decade
>Incredibly overrated locker room cancer defenseman signed at an even worse contract for the next decade
>soft autist who can't speak English as a captain
>doofus goalie who was signed after 5 months of good play, has regressed at an alarming rate and isn't even starter quality any more
>team is so cancerous they ran their excellent defensive minded coach out of town and hired a guy that couldn't win with prime ovechkin and couldn't win with getzlaf perry and Kesler
>fanbase that booed them off the ice in the playoffs
>management that relies on an IRL meme "the state of hockey" to pander to idiots and sell tickets
>worst logo in professional sports. A fucking bear made of trees
So, can anyone think of a team in a worse position?
>>67979307
snes, laffs, cucks, hasb, jest, flims and oilels. so fuck off canautist
>>67979307
The Oilers
>in Edmonton
>are the Oilers
>>67979352
>>67979354
Those teams are actively rebuilding, the mild can't because they have massive anchors to pay for the next decade. The team peaked at a second round exit and won't be able to do anything for literally a decade
>>67979421
sure thing cuck
>>67979444
>getting so butthurt you start /pol/ posting
>state of """""""""hockey""""""""
>>67979444
The Minnesota wild are fucked and will be handicapped for years to come for overpaying Suter and Parise. I hope you enjoyed your 2nd round peak because it'll only get worse from here.
>>67979482
Back "moneybags" Parise will never be the same, he is already a broken old man at 31
>>67979552
Trudeau post all you want. It still won't change the fact that the "state of hockey" has no cups and will be a bottom feeder in the next year or 2.
>>67979143
would be better if she had a dick
>state of hockey
Is there a bigger gimmick than this in sports? It's like the spacey in space meme, only its gone on for like 50 years
>>67979657
>"good 'ol" ontario boys
>>67979705
Epitome of good ol ontaria boi
>>67979750
That's some semi-bust meat 'n taters you've got there
>>67973734
>mfw peru weeb script faggot stole the 66666666 get from Dog's chosen son
>>67979855
The verdict is still out on that one.
>>67979888
The finnish pro scout is a friend of mine
anyone else think finns and canacucks should be banned from /hoc/?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10351297
>>67979911
>911
>9/11
meme magic
>>67979910
Pay denbts
>>67979954
I'll make sure to remind him
>>67979911
Yes. They drastically reduce the quality of discussion here. I'm meeting with Hiroshimoot the week after next, I'll bring it up with him.
>who will have the best NHL career
So that's how binland rates them.
>Getting rid of Jumbo
>Getting rid of Bill
Is there a more cancerous organization in sports than the Bruins?
>>67980045
This is bullshit. Pulju will have a better career than all of them.
>mfw even the cheaper end of tickets to game 3 are literally $1000
>mfw for $1000 I could get a round trip flight to shitsburgh, stay in whatever flea bin they call a luxury hotel, and get a decent ticket to the game
Worst part about >our first time in the finals iibh
>>67980045
Laine>pulju=aho/juolevi IMO
Not sure how aho will deal with actual defense
>>67974368
>95 average for 06 Lemieux
kek
Play NHL 94 instead
>>67980127
>mfw going to game 1 for $295
>>67980127
Gotta pay dat bandwagon fee.
>>67980127
>>67980157
>$1000
>$250
>for tickets to a single game
>american sports "franchises"
Damn, you're getting cücked big time
>>67980157
>>67980202
The memeiors staying alive was supposed to fix this RRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Just Schultz is starting in Game 1 for the Stanley Cup
Wew
>>67980227
Apologize
>>67980245
Too late
>>67980245
He's not wrong though. Unless you're well off, paying 1000 for a fucking hockey game is ludicrous.
Memorial cups since 2016
OHL - 1
WHL - 0
QMJHL - 0
>>67980265
I would rather pay that than have to look at that abortion on skates to be quite honest
It's surprising that they would go that high considering SJ couldn't sell out a couple rounds ago
Can a state call itself the state of hockey if it doesn't have a cup?
Texas has a cup
>>67980416
Texas also produced a better player than the so called "state of hockey"
>>67968473
This guy's spirit animal has to be a weasel
>>67980446
Dallas might be my new second favorite team if they keep cucking Minnesota like this
I really wanted them to win the cup.
The reason why the Wild are so shit is because the finn to swede-ratio is too high
B U L J U I N A M E R I C A
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>>67980617
I'd trade a Finn for Jonathan "how the fuck do I exit the zone" ericsson
>>67980617
Yes and also the locker room cancers they signed at top dollar until they're 40
>>67980648
That wouldn't affect the team so much considering the finn to swede-ratio would still be low
>2. Laine
>3. Tkachuk
>4. Pulju
>both Finns end up in the only 2 NHL cities worse than Finland
>>67980699
Yes, that too. Good addition
>>67980709
What is an optimal finn to swede-ratio?
>>67980731
What's with this tkachuk before pulju meme?
>>67980733
Between 40-60 and 50-50. Finns bring meme magic. But there must always be at least one swede for every finn who can hold them back when the memes start going over board
>>67980759
pulju can't even hold on to the puck
>>67980789
What
>>67980759
muh OHL
>>67980731
Will Tkachuk become the best on of a legend snce Brett Hull?
>>67980816
Tkachuk and Nylander are the most likely to bust in the top 10
>>67977082
have you ever been to florida?
>>67980779
Why hold down on the mememagic? Doesn't that make you finland's grocery stick
>>67980816
son*
Pulju is big and can skate, that's all he has going for him
he is not smart or skilled enough for the NHL
>>67980836
Meat and potatoes
>>67980369
I hate this meme. Everything has sold out pretty quickly, the problem is still the corporate groups who have big sections and never go.
>>67980836
Case in point: Dallas goaltending.
Finns are the source of meme magic. But swedes are needed to focus it in the right direction
>>67980865
t: have never watched pulju play
>>67980865
>DAT SPEED
>DAT SIZE
>DAT SHOT
>DAT COCK
>>67980865
You're clearly a dumb ass if you actually believe this.
>>67980877
http://www.mercurynews.com/sharks/ci_29831446/sharks-brent-burns-is-norrris-trophy-finalist
>>67977738
THREE (3) WATERBOTTLES!
Pulju you need to share
>>67980886
>>67980894
>>67980895
I have, he is easily the most obvious bust in the top 10
Pulju and Laine will make Finnish hockey great again
>>67980865
He also has the Malkin disease of trying to blow through defenses instead of using his team mates or getting it deep
Pulju > Laine
Never forget.
Guys, I can't remember. Is it Laine > Pulju, or Pulju > Laine?
>>67981038
Laine > Pulju
feel bad for columbus that they have all the pressure of having to take pulju when there are better players on the board
>>67981007
>again
>LISTEN TO ME NOW
>ITS PULJU
>HE IS THE KEY
>LAINE IS A BUST
>YOURE RIGHT ABOUT HIM
>YOUVE ALWAYS BEEN RIGHT ABOUT HIM
>YOU MUST DRAFT PULJU
thinking about driving across the border and break into another finnish home
>>67981055
Thank you!
>>67981082
Is moving sticks and dirt really considered breaking into a home?
>a fucking axe
>>67981149
>mad at axe
>>67981177
>a fucking axe
>yfw canarabian teams don't need a copy pasta to describe how shit they are since everyone already knows
who /workingOnMemorialDayButMostlyJustShitPostingBecauseNoOneElseIsHere/ here?
>>67981202
lmk when you can answer this question >>67968537
>>67981202
Mild fan spotted
>>67981202
assmad minnesotan detected
>>67981225
>w-we're the best at hockey! a-and our fans love hockey the most!
>we just can't prove it officially or hold on to a team and the demographics prove otherwise, b-but we're the state of hockey!!
>m-muh points per game
>>67981202
>yfw the state of hockey has no cups
>>67981224
>laffs
Lmao
>>67981250
that's what I thought
Shorks will win
THEY WILL WIN
>>67981262
>mfw sunbelt btfos canarabia AGAIN
>>67981262
>he believes this
>>67981269
Kek
>>67981246
I'm not quite sure what this point is supposed to do? Is it a blatant display of your autism and anger derived from being a fan of a shit team?
>>67981279
Post more bill plz
>>67981294
He's agreeing and mocking the "state of hockey" with you, dummy
>>67981300
I'm not billposting for the amusement of a shorksfag
You know that corona commercial from the beginning of the ploffs??
>CHA-CHA-CHUBBS CHUBBS CHUBBS
>YOU KNOW WE DONT LIKE YOU
>CHA-CHA-CHUBBS CHUBBS CHUBBS
t. Mild fan
>>67981322
Oh wow I'm a fucking dink.
The sharks are overwhelmingly Canadian tbqh
Penguins aren't which is why they will lose
Does Jagr have autism?
https://www.youtube.com/embed/LInORs90ppQ
>>67981325
I'm a Cocks fan actually, and I want the Pens to win so calfags get assmad when both their teams lose
>>67981398
>he actually retired from international play
the absolute madman
>>67981399
>being this much of a bandwagoner
>>67981399
Are you saying that calimemes wants their rivals to win?
>amerifans
>>67981485
>Amerifans
>>67981520
>
indeed
>>67981485
I think sunbelt "fans" are fans of whichever sunbelt team is currently the best
>>67981549
>>67981520
wtf is this
>>67981552
That's sad
3-6.9 = sunbelt tbf
>>67981591
An american fan in the russian locker room during the iihf wc
>>67981602
>that's_bait.webm
>>67981591
Some fat piece of shit American disrespecting and defiling Datsyuks locker.
>>67981690
>pub sub built body
>>67981656
It's not bait you faggot it's a fact .
>>67981709
lel
Subcucks on suicide watch
ohio sucks
>>67981690
what did he mean by this?
>>67981485
California fags aren't fans, they just like whichever team wins the most.
I dislike Cindy and the Pens but I enjoy Californian tears more
I beat kippers at NHL lmao!
>>67982343
I hope you're only playing that game ironically
>>67982343
Post the pic... You know the one
>>67982343
>3 shots
>20 hits
>>67982343
>34 shots
>only 2 goals
Duster
>>67981269
>my fucking face when
>>67981952
Absolutely haram
>>67968537
Stamkos is not coming to the fucking leafs and neither is Tavares give your fucking head a shake we are trying to rebuild not fuck our cap space up with a mediocre goal scorer
The ONLY reason these players are even remotely revered is because they were drafted with those clubs and the team was built around them
Bring them to the leafs and they are a $10 million paperweight
Why is /hoc/ so Mad at the Pens?
>>67968437
Why is he out of the team for the Worl cup?
What the hell is his problem?
>>67982733
>manlet
>american
Lost the lottery of life tbqh
>>67982542
>>67982542
control your canadians lads
>>67982705
Shit team
Shit players
Shit franchise
>>67980816
>>67980830
>Tkachuk
Literally Alexander Daigle 2.0
>>67982769
who says he's ours desu
>>67982808
>Alexandre Daigle 2.0
That's not McBust
>first game of the final
>can't watch all of it because work tomorrow
fuck you gary
>>67982769
>implying you can control a fucking leaf
Canadian shitposting is surpassing Australian shitposting at an alarming rate
>>67982874
>choosing work over hockey
Absolutely American
>>67981638
>>67981690
Was this this year?
>>67982808
Not really. Went to about 6 of the knights OHL playoff games and the one thing I can say is he is no bust. Hi
Sharks will sweep the Penguins just wait and see for yourselves
>>67982874
Hello there reddit!
>>67982952
Happened yesterday
>>67982799
Which Canadian team is better? I'm trying to get into nhl and I want to bandwagon a team that can go deep in the playoffs... or make it there. Is there a Canadian one?
>>67983372
Nice b8
>>67983467
Thanks anon, pongs it is then
>>67983372
>mad raggot
#RARE
>>67983502
Good choice American. Bill is saviour
>>67983502
You'll want to go with the Sharks as they have more Canadians on their team.
>>67983615
But they're not going to win. I want to be a winner
>>67981202
ahem
>ok i see that canuck delusion is taking a turn for the worse. i guess i should expect this since you're a very lonley team on a playoff night which means crippling depression and questionable amount of golf consumed to generate happy playoff series which you then try to delude yourself are real but they're not then you contemplate suicide but the fact that we are here chatting with you is the only thing (and your new coach) from keeping you from committing sudoko and also you're cup hungry so you run to your local nhl draft to draft some first rounders and bust them and then you come back to miss the playoffs some more.
You have been forced to become a fan of Canadian teams. You must pick one of the two options.
Canucks or Leafs
Sens or Habs
Oilers or Flames
Jets or Wild
>>67984408
I'd probably take the 3rd route of committing sudoku, but it would be
>Canucks
>Sens
>Flames
>Jest
>>67984408
>shoot myself
>habs
>flames
>jets
Jets going to win the cup in the next 4 years lads
>>67984408
Cucks
Snes (exponentially more)
Flim flams easily
Mild
>>67984408
Leafs
Sens
Flames
Wild
>>67984427
>>67984484
>>67984527
What's with the Leafs hate, aMary's? They are by far in a better position moving forward than the Canucks, and I would say >our fanbase is far less awful.
>>67984576
>laffers
>not the worst fans on the planet
lel okay
>>67984576
your fanbase is the worst fanbase there is in the entire sport of sports
say my name
>>67984607
This tbqh
>all these angry little children
>>67984408
No comment
Sens
Oilers
Mild
>>67984668
>DJ Khaled
>>67984408
>Leafs
>Habs
>Flames
>Jets
What the FUCK is Thorton's beard?
Anyone else hoping Pittsburgh wins the cup?
>>67984668
Daddy
>>67984842
It's actually a goliath grouper
>>67984408
>wild
>Canadian
>>67982343
>3 shots
>20 hits
surprisingly accurate depiction of the Cucks future.
>"muh hits"
>>67984856
On one hand I hate Californians and don't want their bandwagon shitters to be happy.
On the other hand I hate Pittsburgh and don't want the media to be happy.
But since Californian ""fans"" are a lot less prominent than the media aside from brief shitposting, GO SHORKS!
>>67982343
Playing Legacy or NHL15
>>67984842
It's just a wiry beard, m8
It's that not much different from Burns' beard
>>67984963
>brief shitposting
>brief
>>67985048
>implying Californians will hang around all off season for a sport they know nothing about
Its the lesser of the two evils. Much more bearable than an entire year straight of MUH CRYSBY! which we all know thats exactly what will happen if the Pens win. Hell its already begun and they haven't even won yet.
>>67985083
Nah if the pongs win it's going to be billposting from now until the end of time. It's gonna be great
>implying the pens arent the sith in this situation
rootin for the bad guys t bqh
>>67985168
yeah the other shitty side.
We get bill shitposting in /hoc/ and 24/7 Crysby discussion from every hockey source.
Definitely pulling for the Shorks.
A few stinky smelly beaners isn't so bad compared to the shitfest that is the Pens.
>>67985168
not to mention the second hand leafs humiliation. go pens.
leets gooo pens
>>67985199
theres barely any pens fans in /hoc/ lol. you're just a hater bro.
>>67984576
That'sb8.jpg
Are the Winter Olympics officially useless if NHL players don't go?
Who the fuck is going to care?
>>67985345
I sure won't
>>67985345
Russia/Finland with their KHL teams.
As for the rest of the Olympics: Figure skating will still draw a crowd, Snowboarding might as well.
>>67985345
I'll still watch it because it's hockey 2bh. I've been known to watch fucking Australian league games at three in the morning
>>67985345
>tfw North America wants to ruin hockey
The relevance of the olympics will of course decline if that happens. But the NHL world cup is a poor substitute for the olympics tbf.
why can't you just move NHL one month forward, so everyone can go to the IIHF?
>>67985459
Muh insurance
>>67985345
Would team Canada and team USA be made up mostly of prospects then? Because there are probably better prospects not in the NHL yet that would be better than the amateurs not good enough for the NHL.
>>67983372
0ilers. They are going to be the best team in the league very soon.
>>67985592
>Implying Canadian amateurs wouldn't get beaten by Finnish amateurs again
>>67985684
kek
>>67985684
>syrup niggers actually thinking they're relevant in the NHL
>>67980731
What's the draft order again? Does third have any reason to pick an American gritty forward over a skilled power forward?
Question
Can a player get his name on the cup if he's just dressed for a game in the SCF, or does he actually need to log ice time?
>>67984408
None
Habs
Falmes
Mild
>>67985755
>what are backup goalies
>>67985795
That's the reason for my question
So sitting on the bench will suffice? I ask because Reimer hasn't played 41 games with the Sharks yet and he's not likely to play in the SCF either
>>67985821
I believe so
How do I find a qt hockey gf in Seattle?
>>67985735
>skilled
more like seattlel lol
>>67985896
>tfw t-birds won a game agains the wheatkings and i was there
>>67985394
>I've been known to watch fucking Australian league games at three in the mornin
Literally every game for us goes past 3AM
>canafricans
>>67985949
that's because you aren't relevant at all, nigel
>>67984576
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>>67985980
Well, we have our own league and we're going to be in the CHL again this year, but I was just talking about NHL games.
It's always early hours for us.
>finals start tonight
>thread more ded than a panthers pre-season game
>>67986047
>bad guys vs a meme team
Yea no thanks. Let me know when the clip art starts
>>67986068
>bad guys vs a meme team
Who's who?
>>67985937
Wheat Kings are memes and got exposed in the playoffs.
>>67986098
I wouldn't call the pongs a meme other than their rookie goalie who actually isn't that good
>>67986108
based wheats are the ultimate meme
but they still have Patrick for one more year, they will win the meme cup next year
>Mfw da Pongs killed hoc
>>67986283
fuck the pongs. bean burritos vs sandwiches would've made for some great memeing. instead we get criesby debates and refpuck out the ass
>>67986353
tranpa gay lbgtning is my favourite kind of butthurt desu
>>67986387
>1993
>0 playoff teams
yea keep laughing gord
>>67986418
keep banning jerseys, Miguel
lelmao
>>67986432
>wahhh why won't the alpha team let me wear my cuck bandwagon gear to the game???? it's not fair mommy it's not fair!!!!!
>>67986457
>alpha team
>has to ban jerseys to prevent embarrassing amounts of actual fans from wearing actual team's jerseys
>First line center is 5 foot 8
WEW LAD
E
W
L
A
D
>>67986494
>But it's only the bottom bowl so they're not on the glass
EVEN MORE PATHETIC
THEIR FANS ARE POOR AND NON-EXISTENT LEL
>>67986494
>>67986522
samefag
>>67985821
it's not like he forgot what it's like to get hit with rubber(s).
>>67986387
>tranny obsessed high school Canadian talking about dick again
Why didn't you leave during the summer
>>67986845
wat
>>67986845
So he can watch your closeted ass squirm with discomfort at the mere mention of dicks.
>>67986897
>he
It's xe to you shitlord
>>67987050
>my location
>>67987050
neither
get mushrooms, sausage, and olives, if you're not keen on mushrooms go for peppers
>>67987050
chicken bacon ranch
fuck the tomatoes
>>67987050
Pineapple and anchovies
>>67987069
pls ignore that.
>>67986532
different flags, different fags
>>67987050
>>67987093
little caesars
>>67987084
Do I go pan pizza?
>>67987050
Your settis are visible, bro
>>67987116
you know it bro
>>67987050
lel looked up your apartment it looks like shit
>>67987146
anon, pls
>>67987171
How's the 5th on 4th Sandwich Shop?
>>67987229
7/10 Too many hipsters and SJW working there. I live in a shit city
>>67987238
go storks cus fuck the pongs
>>67987260
why are pongs so hated?
Gamethread?
>>67987260
fuck didnt mean to reply.
>>67987146
it does look pretty ghetto desu
hope the driver doesn't get his memes stolen
I have to stretch $65 to next thrusday for work lunches. Should I order something for the game tonight?
Might just make a big pot of jasmine rice with random shit tossed in for work.
>>67987282
Im an isles fans so I hate the pens. Also just and unlikable team, city and fans
>>67987314
confirmed for never visiting pittsburgh or meeting someone from pittsburgh.
Sorry >we have 3 good sports franchises and you have 1
New thread
>>67987334
Game thread
>>67986865
Game thread
>>67986865
>>67987342
like I said, shit fans
>>67985876
They have a junior team right? Go to their games.
>>67968473
Mitch "im gonna bust because im a laff" marner
>>67987522
Only white trash †bh
