Stanley Cup Final Game 1 Thread
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Game 1 in Pittsburgh
8:00 PM EST
Watch on NBC or CBC
Let's go Pens!
Shorks pls
memes
Minnesota tbqh
donskoi
stream for us non-americunts?
>>67986865
my antenna shit the bed since my cat chewed the cord. Don't have cable now that i got PS Vue. Anybody have a link to a stream?
who even cares
I equally hate both teams
>boring teams
>boring arenas
>boring memes
Allah pls terrorism attack
>>67987019
http://cbcsportshd1-f.akamaihd.net/i/cbcsports_1@31211/index_2500_av-p.m3u8
Anyone saying this is boring hasnt watched any of the playoffs.
>>67987030
this dseu
fuck joe thorton
fuck bill phil reddit kessel
Ha this game is going to get BTFO in the ratings tonight
>>67987066
every game from san jose is boring as shit cause the camera is so high
I'm torn between wanting the eastern team to win the cup and wanting the team that eliminated >us getting eliminated by the dark horse sharks. help me decide, senpai.
>>67987047
much love
>>67987112
Pens dude. Im a devils fan and I wanted either of you two to win the cup. The west can suck a dick.
Sharks are coming for that ass Pittsburgh
we headed for the first Stanley Cup Final ever where one logo has actually physically eaten the other logo
>tfw a nap is coming on and the game is almost on
Fuggg
>>67987098
I have to agree with that though.
>>67987112
>rags here
My dad has been trying to convince me to root for the >pongs because it reflects better on >your team if the team that beat them ends up winning the cup. I really dislike the >pongs though so I'm struggling too.
Sharks in 6 games why you ask look at the blues when they found out how good the sharks are they tapped out in game 2
>>67987085
With the Raptors having a strong playoff run, and the jay's coming off one of their best seasons in years, the entire playoffs have gotten destroyed in the ratings
>>67987200
Fuck you and your dad rags boy, you dont deserve the opportunity to root for us pongs as we win da cup
>>67987236
>"growing" the game
Thanks Bettman
WHO /BILL/ HERE?
>>67987236
And no Canadian team in the playoffs
>>67987269
reddit is down the hall to the left
>>67987269
Sidekick here
>>67986983
would stick my tiny penis between those tits/10
>SARKS
>bckey
Sharks in six.
Lose game 1, win games 2-4, lose game 5, win game 6.
was getting rid of color commentator Drew Remenda the change the shorks needed to reach the scf?
Is stream bro kill
>>67987136
this
when in doubt, never west
It still hasn't really sunk in yet that the Sharks are in the finals...
Blue Jackets would booty blast both these teams
Stream here:
http://www.cbc.ca/player/play/2665200383
Memes?
>>67987281
exactly. Memorial Cup was kind of boring too, because the Knights are unbeatable. Great final though.
who /bayarea/ here?
925 expat reporting GO SNORKS
>>67987331
dishwashers?
Will he fuck it up? Dubs says yes.
Who /KingsFanRootingForSharks/ here?
>woo Pengs
>>67987331
Memes are dead.
Welcome to the reddit series.
LGTSS SHORKS
>>67987360
>not 408
>>67987376
>literally 0 canadian teams
stay assravaged
>>67987360
BEHIND ENEMY LINES
>>67987360
by expat you mean deported right?
>blah blah the ppens havent seen a big team
Jej, they literally just beat the bolts
>>67987379
Bettman and Crosby should be driving the boat 2bh
>>67987376
Hawks >rags are ultimate reddit series
If the Sharks don't win tonight I'll cum on my unconscious mother's face then an hero on cam
Holy fuck Crosby's pube-beard
Oilels BTFO by CBC lel
GO PENS!!!
I apologize in advance, I've only been able to find a few Pensluts pics to post.
>>67987411
Post a pic of your mom
>>67987412
For that low-test of a man he's an alright player
>yfw the Sharks score in the first minute
shorks gonna shork
>tfw mom is making us watch nigger slave 4 part movie roots because sister was assistant producer
>>67987421
>you will never have a qt gf
why live
>>67987421
because there are no hot grills in pittsburgh
t. Pittsburgher
>>67987421
You could just post pics of Sidney, really.
As a frogs fan who lives in Montrelel, everyone I know who isn't American wants the Sharks to win. Can other Canadian brothers confirm?
>>67987437
>being related to a liberal
Sorry man
>>67987401
Oi m8 u goit me, sucks being latino
>>67987445
I want the Sharks to win
My coworker wants the pens to win but he is also a huge faggot
>>67987445
The general sentiment at my work is that sharks are underdogs, >laffs fans still are bootyblasted about kessel, so sharks are the meme teme supreme
why the fuck aren't we a sticky yet
>>67987445
Thanks Canada. You are truly our greatest ally
We can't lose now
>>67987439
Don't remind me of the feel, bro
>>67987441
Compared to the ludicrous amount of cute Sharksluts I've seen I'm inclined to believe you
it's 2a.m. here, so /hyped/
go sharks go
>>67987455
>inb4 all the triggered liberals throw a "MUH /pol/!!!" tantrum when faced with the fact that not everyone shares their opinions
>>67987168
What does this mean? I've seen wiggers post it on FB but I don't get it, what does it derive from?
>>67987445
Yes
The sharks are canadas team
>tfw us and Yotes going to be only pacific members of the no cups club
why is there a teenager commentating lmao
this nigga's voice cracks more than mcdavid's
>>67987474
Canucks fan here. Lick a dick Shorks. Especially if Jumbo scores 4. He will provide you with one.
>>67987200
>ragsbro here
dont EVER root for those shitsburg pongshows. your dads a giant faggot and if you arent rooting for the shorks you might as well BE a pongs fan.
Sharks fans: Why does San Jose have a team and not San Francisco?
>>67987391
how many golds you won at the Olympic hockey tournament since 94 friend? You know the actual Canada vs USA tourney ;)
>literally getting carried since forever
Sharks got this
Even = shorks
Odds = pongs
>>67987488
Holy shit lel.
>All of California might have a cup before Hongcouver
It's like hockey god karma for Kippers.
>>67987462
Kek
who is this old coot
>>67987492
>>>/hongkong/
>>67987112
you should want your team to be eliminated by the best
>>67987507
Don Cherry
>>67987507
that old coot dumped more hockey knowledge into your grandmother than your country will ever have
>>67987507
Every Canadian's xenophobic crazy uncle
Fuck the Pens
>>67987513
>not liking fresh asian pussy every other day
>>67987494
>implying people from San Francisco will ever give a shit about a team that isn't Giants or Warriors
I there and people here barely give a shit about the 49ers, they'll never care about a hockey team.
>>67987507
>not knowing mr "I have raging alzheimers" Don cherry
>>67987507
That's Lord Stanley, the inventor of hockey.
The cup is named after him.
>>67987494
Bring the Seals back to Oakland, SJ might as well be SF with the $(ers.
>>67987495
>bitches about stanley cup
>gets told
>moves the goalpost
>>67987507
the guy who if he acted like he did in the US would be voted President
>>67987494
the Seals just weren't a successful team and had really poor attendance
>At neighbors house who is a Pong's fan (party)
>Don't wanna aggravate them too much by loudly cheering for the Shorks
>>67987507
The guy Donald Trump calls when he needs advice
>>67987492
Vancouver is shit. You aren't even real Canada, you don't count
>>67987529
I want to make love to those feet
SMUK SHOW YOURSELF
>>67987527
>having yellow fever
fitting you're cheering for pongs.
sharks have 14 Canadians
if you don't support them you should fucking kill yourself
>116 posts
>game hasn't even started yet
cool your fucking jets shitposters. plenty of time for that in a bit.
I'm just glad Seguin isn't there, yet I want both Thornton & Crosby to lose.
There will never be another Tim Thomas.
HATE!!!!!
Jumbo's beard is fucking glorious.
>>67987536
Nice, I don't have that one yet. Keep them coming! I'm still looking but Pensluts are hard to find
>>67987549
Stop lying faggot
>>67987539
>thinks there's only one Canadian poster
>>67987441
you gotta move to the south hills breh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2OvS87P9r4k
LOL its gonna be great when the Sharks AND Warriors lose by the end of the night
>>67987556
b-but muh sid duh kid!
>>67987556
>sharks have 14 Canadians
Rooting for the Pens now desu
>>67987568
biggest devasstation since 1989, which is before any of these losers were born LOL
01 to 49 - San Jose
51 to 99 - Penguins
00 or 50 - high impact terrorist violence
>>67987475
Yeah, I wonder what she looks like under all that paint.
>>67987562
Hobo Joe
>>67987567
>Jackass penguins
Kek
>>67987566
>not going to sewickly or fox chapel for rich sloots
lol
>>67987492
>Canucks fans in charge of having relevant opinions
>>67987563
friend's gf. She's disgusting irl.
Did they just boo kuni? kek
>>67987591
they all look the same in the dark, senpai
>>67987577
good nobody wants amerifats to bandwagon them
>>67987586
isnt your house burning down leaf?
>"memorial" day
>in may
absolute wut
>>67987564
Why would I be lying
>ITT: So many bitter faggots who wish the Pens were their home team
>duuuuh Crosby isn't really that good
>>67987594
mcmurray area has been good for me
>O THE RAMPARTS WE WASHED
who /proudtobeamericanonmemorialday/ here?
syrup suckers and semen eaters not so fast
>yet another singing of the american national anthem
when will they sing the canadian anthem? didnt they invent the sport or something?
>>67987609
I'm bandwagoning them hard though m8
fuck Pittsburgh
>>67987609
Good luck with that marketing scheme, faggot.
this isn't a fucking singalong, shitsburgh
Where is the Canadian flag in that color guard?
FUCK SHITTSBURGH GO SHARKS
>both of these teams think they're going to win the cup
>one of these teams is going to be severely disappointed
Kind of sad to think about desu
>americans have a day for memorializing gunshot victims
>they celebrate this by shooting eachother
neat
>>67987566
This
t. South Hills
shit anthem singer tbqhm8
>>67987618
But why?
Literally why? Do a Chad Penguin fan hockey player fuck your girl or something?
Negroes, take note, this is how you do the national anthem.
>>67987612
Our Memorial Day was made after the Civil War, which ended in May
Why didn't they sing O Canada?
>>67987360
925 here m8
>>67987627
In honor of the holiday, we should hold a memorial for the Sharks. They'll be dead soon, anyways.
>>67987636
>mat at patriots
San Jose confirmed for communist shithole
>Canadian goaltending
BE YOURSELF BY YOURSELF
>no delay
refpuck
>>67987659
Kek
man... i really fukkin hope this finals series isn't boring as fuck
>>67987651
come over and let's watch the game and give each other handjobs
Thornton is such a bitch. How is his team not down already?
>>67987657
>Civil War
ah the self-rekking over blacks war
gotcha
>>67987675
youre degay
>>67987680
shittsburgh might riot after losing, don't worry jackie chan
>>67987680
It won't be if you post feet
>no sandwiches
Feels good, lads
>>67987680
It won't be
Now kys
>>67987680
I'm sure it'll be a riot
>>67987684
Only if we can watch the Golden state game
>>67987689
That's the liberal reason
>>67987680
Im a low test beta plz help me out
>>67987047
>failed to render
Doesn't work for me
http://snlive9-lh.akamaihd.net/i/SN_LIVE@315997/master.m3u8
This one works but it's in some weird language
>>67987680
The other series have been fine before the last games, those blowouts were boring as shit
>>67987663
ayy what up fammaslam
Antioch native here
>>67987635
"grow the game"
>dubs for rust hat trick
>>67987708
no deal
>>67987704
this tbqhwy famalam
Tuukka & Chara for what? I'm desperate.
>>67987689
It holds more significance than that in the South. They still get assmad everytime you bring up how bad they lost.
But fucking everyone hates the South. They're like your French.
>>67987727
A washing machine
>>67987713
1) go run and lose weight if fan
2) read books
3) go to the gym and get fit
4) ???
5) not beta any more
>>67987717
>pre-game
>oh look seats are empty
you don't fucking say
>>67987727
nobody is taking chara, but i could see calgary or some other team taking tuukka
>>67987721
What team are you a fan of?
Might derail this thread and turn it into a Canadian hockey discussion only thread.
>>67987729
I like the south and the French though
And I'm neither
>>67987720
Okay boise
Let's get this Meme Magic started
Odds = pongs
Even = snorks
Who will Score 1st?
>>67987733
I'll take it.
My own personal washing machine? What's the scouting report?
>>67987729
we don't really hate the French though. it's just bants generally
I mean we elected juste un trou d'eau
>>67987735
can you ever communicate without reddit tier memes?
>>67987735
Beta teaching beta
Like blind leading the blind
I want jones to win a cup cause hes from vancouver...rest of the shorks can eat balls
>>67987764
>snorks
It's shorks you fucking newfag
>>67987764
why is frog wearing shirt backwards
Why does San Jose have so many mexicans?
Why can't it have Asian and White people like the civilized places in America
>>67987767
This is wrong...french people are cancer
>shittsburg
>in charge of puck handling in the crease
>>67987482
We're coming for you. You're gonna get fucked up/beat/raped/shorked without mercy
>>67987776
You're talking to an attention hewer tripfag
Wadda expect?
HONK HONK HONK
niggas got go 5 hole on Murrman
Say my name
>paul martin
now there's a name i haven't heard in a long time
>7 and a quarter
My autism is triggered
>JUSTin schultz could get a ring
this is a bad feel tbqh
> fuck the shorks
> can't root for the Penguins because of that faggot Justin schultz
What do /hoc/?
LETS GO BILL
>>67987795
That's what happens when you're in California, Mexicans everywhere.
>>67987822
literally who
>>67987790
It's snorks ya cuckadian no playoff team havin syrupnig
>dat snorks defence
oh god yes
NEW FAN ALERT!!!!!
NEW FAN ALERT!!!!!
Hey lads, can you give me a summary of the two teams playstyles for the casual fan?
>>67987783
I have family in Surrey
Whats that area like?
>the sharks wont joke
who said this?
>>67987852
gang shootings and traffic
>>67987842
well that seals it
lets go pens
>>67987832
the frog's shirt is backwards
>>67987795
San Jose has as many Asians as Mexicans dipshit
APOLOGIZE
>>67987659
post her cock already
>>67987842
Shut up Wesley
>>67987846
Pongs will only score when the refs gift them a Powerplay
pens are dominating
shorks are shorking
>>67987842
Someone bandwagoning a Bay Area Team? Color me shocked.
>>67987842
I am now officially a #pensmissile
>>67987866
>Asians
>California
Yeah, sure thing
>>67987852
from surrey
it's fucking gay
>>67987846
pens is memes
sharks is chokers
>>67987878
>0-0
>dominating
>>67987831
Pens.
>Cheering for a rival team ever
Le fuck off
FUCKING BULLSHIIIT
REFPUCK REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>67987846
The thing about the Sharks is they always try to walk it in
>>67987831
Gotta keep one away from the bay area m8
>>67987852
>>67987886
DESIGNATED
annnnnnnnnnnnnnnd let the refpuck begin
can't let the pongs and cindy not win, right gary?
>>67987766
The door's a little sticky and it shakes during the rinse cycle
>>67987878
>idiots are idioting
>>67987822
based fleurray?
>>67987875
Thanks Uncle Gary
Thank god tampa is out right now would be >refpuck
>>67987852
pretty cool, probably the best place to live in vancouver
great neighbourhood, great food, clean city, everyone else is just jealous
shorked
>>67987852
Surrey is actually a lot better than even a few years ago...unless you're fucking around in the seedy parts at night or something then its fine
>>67987827
>Justin Schultz has a better shot at a ring than Lundqvist ever will
Feels good
>>67987894
>>67987913
t. lifelong shorks fans
is this the start of the refpuck?
THAT'S SOME SERIOUS BULLSHIT REFPUCK, FUCK YOU BETTMAN YOU DICK FACE KIKE
>>67987885
Um, okay
Have fun being an uneducated retard
>another race mixing scotiabank commercial
holy shit truly they are a jewish bank
>>67987842
> #nevercrosby
typical c.u.c.k thinking, forever obsessed with the best
Get ready to get chipped jaggoffs.
>>67987905
Bernie is finished
>>67987920
This final will be comfy as fuck without those retarded florida casuals lelmao
Lelmao Bettman already activating it
Who will win the Lee?
Wew. high stick?
>blatant refpuck already
silly goyim shouldn't have stopped buying Crosby jerseys
>>67987905
Shut up Wesley.
>>67987360
510
lets go lads
>>67987934
ja genau
Damn it Zubrus
>>67987864
>>67987871
>>67987884
Why are you guys always so mean to will Wheaton? Will Wheaton seems like a nice guy.
>Gay Area team winning NBA
>Gay Area team winning NHL
>>67987923
I reaalllyyy hope that's sarcasm. I worked in Vancouver for a month last summer and Surry was Scarborough-tier awful. Would rather live downtown-east.
What's that part of the Bay Area with all the Asian and Indian people?
>>67987896
Hockey is a different story in California
The shorks winning the cup can technically "grow the sport" in California . I wouldn't be opposed to having more legitimate Hockey fans in California if the shorks win the cup
>>67987831
be neutral
shit post everyone
>>67987981
south bay
>>67987445
rooting for JUUUUUUUUUUMBBBOOOOOOOO JOE desu
>>67987905
kill yourself or don't procreate, do us all a favor please
>>67987360
510
>>67987965
my nigga
Go shorkies
>>67987977
Don't forget, its an even numbered year, that means the Giants will win the World Series.
>>67987981
The whole Bay Area has a ton of Asians
>>67987981
It's called "the bay area"
t. From the bay area
>>67987971
please not
the game started promising
Hertl is so good at iced hockey
>>67987982
fuck da sharks
>>67987975
>SJW that's only still famous because he's on le bazinga theory
I can't imagine why people don't like him.
Pace hot sauce or cheese in my nachos?
>>67987842
>kongs """"""fans""""""
>WIDE WIT DA SHOT
>>67987982
How many Powerplays will the Pongs be gifted?
>>67987831
Pens are def the bad guys.
Fuck Cindy "Crybaby" Crosby
>>67988006
>>67988008
I always thought the Bay Area had gay white people and Mexicans.
Why would Asians live there?
>>67987982
So, as a Ducks fan you'd cheer for LA winning the cup? Come the fuck on.
I'm all for growing the sport but fuck both LA and SJ
Based Jones
My heart
>>67988017
>missing the family guy reference
>>67988032
not as many as the sharks will get away with
>>67987871
old school memes
>>67987979
I was kidding.
Gastown is pretty nice, then you turn a corner and it basically turns to shit.
>>67988003
ayyyyy what town? alameda island here
if thats not delay of game i s2g
>>67988040
hey i made that animu
>>67988035
...why wouldn't they?
shoooorks
>>67988053
Castro Valley
>>67987975
I need you to explain in detail just how, from any perspective, Wil Wheaton ld come across as a nice guy.
JUST
>>67988053
same here
>>67988025
No Kings fan would ever root for the Sharks
>>67988058
make more nigger
>>67988032
Was in that Johnny fell JUST threat...fuckin kek
>>67988006
This
shit all of California is pretty chinky
Well, this is gonna be a good series, first 10 minutes confirms
>>67988056
>delay of game
>offensive zone
are u retarded
>>67988058
I wouldn't be proud of that
>>67988038
agreed m80 fuck the kongs and the shorks. GO PENS tonight GO DUCKS forever
Tell me your life story /hoc/
Canada is p gay desu lads
>>67988005
>americunt sport
>world series
>america
>world
this never made sense to me
>2 to 7 shots
Come on Shorks
>>67988046
>getting the family guy reference
>family guy reference
>family guy
>>67988071
right on island bro, i probably know you
>>67988046
>watching family guy past season 5
jej
So you guys repeat after me?
LET'S HAVE FUN
Look at all these faggots ITT from the "bay area," OMFG it's Florida and sandwiches all over again. Fucking casuals.
> Andy samberg was never funny
>>67988072
Why does that man have boobs
>>67988077
There's only 6 million Asians in California. That isn't that many
>>67988019
Fuckin both, you dumbass
Pavelski with the cheeky shove
>>67988087
>started playing ice hockey when i was 19
>wanted to be in the NHL but couldnt even skate backwards
>slowly got better
>tfw never be in the NHL
/feelsbadman
>>67988077
there are more chinks in california than in all of canada
>>67988100
>(You)
>>67988100
tbf in n out is hella good
>>67988087
hockey
>>67988089
Murica is the ONLY relevant sporting country
>Obviously soccer is gay and isn't a real sport
>>67988074
eh im not on my phone right now
>>67988082
cuz your a faggot who doesn't accomplish things
>>67988089
because if it doesnt happen in american sports then it doesnt really matter
>>67987653
No, I just don't care about the Pens. Idk why. I don't think where you're from should dictate your team. It's a factor sure, but not the be all end all.
>>67988097
It was an old episode
Haven't watched that show in years
Fuck Shittsburgh honestly.
>>67988052
I really enjoyed gastown when I was there, a hell of a lot better than dt Toronto. It helped that someone else was paying for drinks the whole time doe.
wwwhere is kkippers?
is it true she posts feetz on gamethreads?
>>67987982
>>67987982
I don't think you flaking on your own team is going to help grow the sport any. Have some integrity
Who /415/ here?
>>67988046
This is what a faggot sounds like
>>67988116
Did you buy CCM skates?
>>67988107
>Chinkifornia
>>67988089
If you can provide a better team, and go ahead and compete. Otherwise, only Canada and America have teams that can legitimately be called, the best in the world.
>mfw going maximum overmeme almost worked
>>67988107
Any flyover have more?
san jose getting dominated here
>>67988087
i wish to play in the nhl
hope i get drafted next year
>>67988128
Dickless weeb
I heard phil kessel wears diapers during games
>>67988144
jsut brought bauer vapor 400's shit thing about being in NZ our gear is like 5 years behind haha
IT BEGINS
>shorks
>>67988116
>started playing hockey when i was 4
>wanted to play in the nhl but manlet
>aged out of high school and local hockey leagues
>going to pleb college now
>tfw never be in nhl
/feelsbadman
>>67988141
t. Chronic anime masturbator
RUSTRUST
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRR
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
RRRRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Fuck this bullshit desu senpai
SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Jones is the only one who is trying
>>67988086
>cucks fan
>shorks
SCAAAAAAR
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>67988134
only when we are good (we need good boy points)
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARR
SCAR
SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
RUST
U
S
T
FUCK YOU SHORKS HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
SSSSSSSCCCCCCCAAAAAARRRRRRR
PONGS SCORE BOOTIES BLASTED
>>67988126
>shitposting a kiwi
>literally the gods of rugby
wew
>>67988107
Yes goy, 6 million isn't that very many. Needs to be more.
RUST
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
RUST
RUSTED
That looked like a goal the CPU would score in NHL 16
>SHORKS
>SHORKS
>SHORKS
AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Shit team. Shit fans. Shit franchise
LELMAO
>>67988182
FUCK and now even he fucked it up
Well, there's always game 2
Gamecenters lag ruins goals for me
>shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks
Honestly, I'm new to hockey. As in this is my first game ever. I live in Ohio and I'm likely to watch Blue Jackets next season, prepare me, are they any good?
RUUUST SCAAAAARR
>the hotdog of Bill
>in rust we trust
new US currency slogan
>shorks
>>67988133
I just got a letter saying
hey boy get a sweater
right now
>>67988148
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Olympic_medalists_in_baseball.
BTFO
T
F
O
fuck it's actually happening
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scaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar
again
JS is finnish.
SOMEONE GET REIMER!!!!!!!!
TOP KEK SCARR
>2-0
>SHORKS
m-most dangerous lead
SHORKS!
I just came
>SHORKS
>H
>O
>R
>K
>S
SCAR!!!
SSSSCCCCCAAAAARRRRR
2-0 Pittsburgh
>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS>SHORKS
SHORKS
GONNA
SHORK
>shorks
>>67987186
Underrated post
>shorks
>californian goaltending
>SHORKS
Welp, I've been BTFO twice now. GG Bolts GG Shorks.
>shorks
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>67988216
>being a faggot
just use the CBC stream
>also shorks
reimer when?
WE DID IT WIL WHEATON
>mfw
SHORKING
H
O
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K
I
N
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get fucked sharks
REIMER
E
I
M
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>SHORKS
WHAT A FUCKING MEME TEAM, MEXICANS ON SUICIDE WATCH
GET REIMER IN THE GAME RIGHT FUCKING NOW
GET REIMER IN THE GAME RIGHT FUCKING NOW
GET REIMER IN THE GAME RIGHT FUCKING NOW
>>67988219
how do I put this nicely anon...no
>canadian goaltending
>crosby
is he elite?
SCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!
BAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
GET FUCKED SHORKS
>SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
SHORKS
B T F O
T
F
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>SHORKS
smfh
shorks cumback when
FIRST GAME MEANS NOTHING
Reminder that both teams that won first game in semi finals and 3 out of 4 teams that won first game in quarter finals ultimately lost
>>67988219
No they suck, but they're getting Puljujarvi in the draft, and he's probably the memest player in the history of /hoc/. And he's really good
BUUUT JOOONS IS ELIIITT AHAHAHA
>>67988228
>not having our best compete
Also we're talking about franchises/clubs here, not national teams.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
BLOWN THE FUCK OUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
>SHORKS
SHORKS
>SHORKS
SHORKS
>SHORKS
LMAOOOOOOOOOO
S H E A R
M E
S H E A R Y
>Sunbelt teams
>mfw sweep
>it's only two goals
R-right guys?
>>67988281
Not at all? Like Browns or Indians tier?
Crosby is the best there ever was look at that passing and vision
3-0 by the end of the first
>>67988219
Yes. The man in the picture will be your saviour.
Sweep in 5 desu
le choking cupless joe facetello
look at that sharks d-man falling how and crashing into the boards for no reason
lol
OPTIMUS REIM CARRY INCOMING
PEPPER YOUR ANGUS
Might just come back for game 2 desu
We've lost this one
>WEST COAST HOCKEY
shorks
>shorks
shorks
>shorks
shorks
>shorks
shorks
>shorks
shorks
>shorks
>>67988314
howabout fuck off and never post here again
FUCK OF WERE FULL
>>67988314
like tennessee titans tier
Both teams look like they are hungover as fuck
>>67988295
Look at the numbers for teams that have played 7 games in the conference finals as oppsed to fewer
Look at the numbers for the team with home ice advantage
Look at the numbers for the team which faced a series deficit in the Conference Finals and then advanced
d8^D
BEAUTIFUL
>8 minutes without a shot
Why are they the favorites again?
>>67988314
This past season they were the 3rd worst team in the league based on wins/losses, and the worst American team
>>67988272
>most dangerous lead and this early in the game at that
don't worry mein lieber Freund
>>67987186
kek. underrated
SHOTS ARE
16-2
PENS OVER SHARKS
LOL
SHARKS COMPLETELY DOMINATED
>>67988328
I'm a shipper and I use Reimer express whenever possible for the sole reason of James Reimer
Let's go bucs
Jesus christ. Is Crosby finally back to form?
>the most dangerous lead
pls meme magic, make it happen
INTENSE
>>67988352
>le underdog dark horse team xD
>s-shorks are gonna sweep
>l-leastern teams
kek
Pittsburgh is on fire. Just give them the cup now.
>>67988366
YOU SHUT YOUR CAMWHORE MOUTH
>no show joe
>no show joe
NO
SHOW
JOE
REPEAT AFTER ME
If the Bolts won game 7 they would let SJ win.
Nice one Paul
Mems
>>67987684
Wut part?
>>67988369
>>67988379
dubs for meme magic
So glad I stayed up to watch the Sharks come back and crush the PENiS
>>67988379
that img is spooky
what is it
>>67988197
Rugby is pretty gay
Football>Hockey>Baseball>Basketball>Golf>Lacrosse>Horse racing>Dog racing>volleyball>emu racing>Swimming>Softball>wife beating>Horseshoes>Frisbee>Soccer>Donkey punching>rugby>Pool>Cricket>Mosh pit biting>Gymnastics
>>67988396
>first 15 minutes
is this your first hockey game child?
>>67988366
>2
that the total picks Vancouver have in the draft?
>Pongs styling all over the Shorks
I knew the speed would catch up eventually but shit the Sharks look like they're wearing lead skates.
IT BEGINS
>SHORKS
God, the shorks are getting styled on.
R-refpuck, amirite guys?
>>67988366
Kippers I want to completely dominate you.
SHORKS CUMIN BACK
ON ME MUMS
no idea, people forgot that the pens knocked out defending conference champs and the president trophy team, meanwhile the sharks beat the kongs, preds, and blues
Fuck you America!
>>67988422
hey i'm a big fan
Hopefully the Pins will collapse again
>>67988436
linking to reddit should be an automatic perma ban
>>67988435
StJ hasn't played a fast team in the ploffs
Why do people hate him?
>>67988460
For me
>god tier defense from burns
>>67988295
But anon the pens won game one and won the series
>>67988471
So should putting a leaf on your flag desu
>>67988428
Gymnastics is great to watch, at least female Gymnastics
>>67988456
Fuck you chink.
>>67988422
what did he mean by this?
>>67988467
You disgust me.
>>67988427
that is a pokemon version of the towel sweat guy
>mfw Kippers senpai noticed me
Feels good lads
What do you think about this image?
>>67988471
Being Cuckadian should be perma ban
>>67988417
/Baldwin/
>>67988471
Good thing he only posted a pic then
>>>/pol/75555555
>>67988484
says the burger with 50 jewish stars on his flag
When I lived in Kuwait I used to stay up late to shitpost and watch habs games. I have no idea how I did it, I'm so tired and sleepy already.
>>67988456
fuck off canacuck
>>67988428
>no American Football
I thought that was your national sport?
Why is every man in san jose a dyel cuck?
>>67988473
because they aint him
because there are no unbiased flaws with him beyond a streak of ploff underperforming
>>67988473
It just fits.
>>67988517
because they are mexican or asian, so why even lift if you are a manlet
>>67988514
Football > Hockey
Soccer is gay
sunday monday happy
>SHORKS
tuesday wednesday happy
>SHORKS
thursday friday happy
>SHORKS
these
>SHORKS
are loooooollllllloooollllooooolooooollolool
>>67988473
multiple slew foots and dirty plays.
bitches to the refs after every single play.
>captain
kek. the only thing he's captaining is all the penis he's inhaled.
>>67988421
meme magic ded
>>67988492
>Pokemon
uh... no it isn't
it's a keychain
>>67988517
canada calling someone else a cuck
>wew
>>67988514
he said football first you fuck nugget
>Dat Crosby skating
>4 sog in 20 mins
just end the series now
>>67988517
>bay area
>of commiefornia
that's why
>>67988546
Here, Adolf.
>mfw intermission trip to get some tasty ice cream in preparation for the james reimer show
>>67988548
>laughing poison pokemon
>only one of them is poison
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Bill bill bill
>>67988484
Yeah I'm tired of leaf-privilege. Its like they think all ice isn't equal in 2016!
What the hell happened to Pens, it's like they are a different team in last 3 games
time to jerk off
>>67988559
Yes, I noticed. But he forgot to mention American Football.
THE MAN Running from THE GUY
Ken hitchcock is a fat sack of crap.
Fire ken hitchcock.
>high sticks
>fighting
>kessels mom
The only things getting called tonight
>>67988548
>being a genwunner
that's a klefki, and yes it's a keychain
but still a pokemon m8
What is the james reimer thing people keep talking about?
>>67988546
NIEMALS VERZWEIFELN
>>67988498
/Lebo/
>>67988548
scyther is way cooler.
>>67988646
mild kek, ty anon
>>67988617
BILL BILL THE SCORING GUY
>>67988588
I've never met a respectable man from san jose.
>"hey man check out my drone!"
>shorks
>>67988625
Realized they were the best team in teh playoffs and decided to act like it
Shimmy ya shimmy yo sharks gonna win cause doubles says so
>>67988671
>Scyther is way cooler
GETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUT!
>>67988634
Whats this american football? I know football and then theres european kickball which third worlders enjoy.
>>67988677
you've never met anyone from outside of your backwater shithole lmao
>Okay Commander, come with me
>nhl partnering up with the gluconated jew
>>67988728
NEW THREAD
Shouldn't there be a new thread or something
>>67988677
check the drone man
i cant wait until a tsunami washes all of california away
Don Cherry Boys. Sit tight and learn.
CHERRY
H
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>>67988659
>>67988421
>>67988357
>kippers responding
>having my own american friendo this game thread
BASED
A
S
E
D
Now the pongs just gotta choke on that one and staying up literally the whole night is totally worth it
>cherry time
TIME TO TURN STREAM MUTE TIME
>>67988712
>Whats this american football?
Have you never heard of it? Is every American on /sp/ just memeing when they say it's massive in your country? How many people in America have no idea it exists?
50%?
80%?
Indigenous sports are weird.
Any of the streams work with mobile? Tried seeing if cbc was free via vpn to Toronto, but apparently not. Lazyman looks to be pc or Mac only.
>>67988870
>not having VLC mobile player
>Canadian hockey league for Canadians
>>67988941
>Not having HLS playback extension in your browser
How backwater plebian do you want to make us look eh?
>>67989040
>not trying to trick Americans
>not being in the new thread
>>67988728
>>67988728
SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
