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Bulju
>rags
shit team
>shit fans
>shit state
shit franchise
shit busts
>shit coaching
HAHAHAHAHA. DID THE SHORKS SAVE IT FOR THE BIGGEST STAGE?
>shorks
say my name
>>67989375
who?
what should i make for din din? spaghetti or pizza?
That was fun
>SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS
HOW CAN ONE TEAM HAVE SO MUCH CHOKE?
>shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks
People actually thought the sharks were going to win this series? Power play babbies getting fucking exposed
>>67993945
How can one tripfag be such a faggot
>SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP
>>67993966
BIG
BLACK
COCK
gg lads
we'll take the next one
>YOU KNOW REALIZE THAT THE LEAFS ARE PAYING THE CONN SMYTHE WINNER TO PLAY FOR ANOTHER TEAM
>LAFFS
>SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP>SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP >SHORKS >SWEEP
Pens in 4 desu lads
>>67994077
>Laffs
wew
>>67993971
Probably the same way one Slovak can be so buttmad at the pens everyday
>pongs think they will win the next game
Prepare to get btfo
>>67993971
HOW CAN ONE SERB BE SO MAD
OH WAIT, IT'S BECAUSE THE SHORKS GOT BTFO
>2-minute 6-on-4 to end the game
>0 shots
HAHAHAHAHA
>SHORKS
"hey coach, >3-0 was a legendary choke and a historic humiliation. How can we ever do worse than that?"
"I KNOW LOL WE'LL MAKE THE FINAL AND THEN GET SWEPT BY BILL FUCKING KESSEL AND A BACKUP GOALIE"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA
>SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS
Can't wait for all the casuals to fuck off tomorrow
>>67994161
Pens are the most reddit team behind Hawks
>>67994253
oh shit the buttmad faggot called a team reddit
RRRRRRREEEEDDDDDDDIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
>>67994253
Ahahahaha this Slav cuck cursed Tampa with that OP and now he's cursed the shorks by being a bandwagon cuck
>implying that wasn't icing
>>67994253
>mfw Borat here commits sudoko after the shorks get swept
Do you think the shorks fans that are crying icing even know that it's how much time is on the penalty when it leaves the stick?
>>67994198
Fleury didn't play though
>>67994485
>shorks
>fans
>>67994485
>sharks fans knowing rules
kek
>>67993966
LIFE
WITHOUT
PAROLE
>>67994513
lel
So when the fucking Pens win the Cup who gets the Conn Smythe? It sure as shit shouldn't be Malkin or Crosby
>>67994077
>tfw 30 less goals from fat fuck Bill meant we got this guy
>>67994622
Kek wait he didn't even score 30 this year
>>67994615
Right now it's Crosby or Kessel. You saying it sure as shit shouldn't be Crosby is dumb
>>67994615
BILL
I
L
L
>>67994485
It's tampon gay fans bandwagoning buddy
>>67994622
>tfw he's a bust
>>67994615
>>67994694
Murray in my opinion
13 games of NHL *regular season* experience and he comes in and plays like this in the playoffs. Amazing
>>67994694
Kessel is the favorite right now but Crosby is slowly starting to make a case. He keeps getting assists and being part of the goals I can see him stealing it
>>67994615
>bill gets laffed off the laffs
>wins a cup and the fuckin smythe
Meme magic lads
Is this where I post
>Shorks
>>67994733
Nigger don't make me pull up your posts from lottery day.
>>67994753
How rare is it for a Goalie to win the Conn Smythe?
>people saying the pens are Reddit
Yeah well the Sharks have their own subreddit
https://www.reddit.com/r/sanjosesharks
checkmate, losers
>>67994198
Kessel is probably better than anyone the Cantcucks ever iced aside from Messier desu
>>67994753
He gives up at least one soft goal every single game. He gave up a fucking wraparound tonight
>>67994846
3 of 10 Conn Smythe winners in the Cap era have been goalies.
Ward, Thomas, Quick.
>>67994824
>mfw you do and are enlightened, in a scene reminiscent of the monkeys finding the monolith in 2001
>and Matthews busts anyway
>>67994702
>
i hope both these teams somehow lose.
>>67994077
>laffs
>>67994880
It's surreal reading posts like this on here defending Kessel. I would say Bure was better than Kessel tho
>>67994929
I could definitely see Murray winning it
>>67995040
>Not liking Bill the Thrill
Not his fault the Laffs sucked major cock. He's an entertaining player imo
>>67994929
And Murray is doing basically the same thing as Ward
>>67995087
Last time I posted here regularly he was a Leaf and most of the posters here thought he was shit. Never would've seen an American flag defending him
>>67995215
P sure everyone uses everything to shit on Toronto lel. Anyone who unironically thinks a 30 goal scorer is shit is fucking retarded.
>>67995263
Yeah, it's crazy how many people don't understand what an accomplishment that is, especially in this era
>>67995215
>>67995263
he sucked cock as a leaf, didnt care at all
>>67995331
Yeah but how many hot dogs did he eat that's far more important
>>67995331
It's probably because he's a streaky player. He doesn't generally do shit night in and night out like Toews, etc.
>>67995366
>0 full seasons below 30 points in any year in Toronto
>Always 55+ points
Nice meme
>>67995466
>one month 8 goals
>next two 0
>>67995597
>Blaming Bill for your team being dogshit bad with no depth
Other teams have players like that too, but the trick is, they have more than one player who can actually play hockey.
>>67995466
>like Toews
Are you saying toes is good?
>>67995215
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdRX910Rk68
>>67995648
>blaming 7.8 million a "goal scorer" for not scoring goals
Shut the fuck up pens homer, you guys were shitting on him in december when he was doing his usual slump
>>67995466
Most snipers do appear to be streaky but even the players will tell you that's just the nature of goal scoring. His playmaking is still underrated.
>>67995725
>5 secs in
>[x]
>>67995597
>doesn't actually back that up with the month+season
Sure thing Mohammed
>>67995878
*6.8
>>67995725
I don't need Steve Dangle to tell me that buddy I lived through it.
Bill sucks
>>67995878
Only two teams I hate more than the Pens are the Crapalanche who are literally forever irrelevant with that bench and front office, and the Blues.
Smell my nuts.
>>67995888
Agreed. Not really his fault the Leafs iced a massive shit show and had one of the worst NHL coaches ever during his tenure. Carlel got his cup off a ridiculously stacked team in an era without real defense or goalies.
>Ray fucking Emry was the goalie he beat
>>67995725
Nigger got a job out of being crazy about his team pretty lucky
>Hitchcock won't be fired
LELMAO
>>67996096
I'm literally waiting in anticipation for that dumbass Burke to hire Carlel for the third time kek
>>67996093
>mad at bill
>tfw no kings gf
>>67996096
It's kind of funny how Kessel didn't make your Olympic team, yet the guy whose first breakout season came primarily from being on his line made it.
>JVR
>>67996323
>invisible on the ice tonight
Crosby gonna cuck him outta the conn smythe
>>67996389
As soon as Disco Dan was selected as our coach I knew it was gonna be a fucking disaster and stopped caring aside from shitposting purposes. There is no coach more overrated in the NHL desu.
>>67996395
>Kessel
>invisible tonight
?????
>>67996395
I take it you didn't watch the game
>>67996389
You meant Olympics
>>67996441
You meant torts
HEY VANCOUVER
REMEMBER TRADING BONINO FOR SUTTER?
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>>67996748
Torts at least instills discipline and teamwork. He just won't win a cup. He'll get your young, new to the NHL players working hard and busting their ass in the league like they should be, but he's not the kind of coach your roster is gonna wanna play for for 5+ seasons like Babcock, etc.
>>67996455
fucking disgusting, makes me puke
delicious looking pizza tho
>>67996748
i MEANT wORLD CUP
>>67996816
He is literally coaching AIDS
http://www.tsn.ca/the-john-tortorella-effect-1.416382
>the bad guys win the stan lee AGAIN for the 7th year in a row
When will this end
>>67996938
Holy shit lel. Those are some really fucking bad numbers. So literally the ONLY upside to John is him putting discipline in players.
I didn't realize he made the fucking on ice product that quantifiably bad.
Have all the Shorks fags gone back to bandwagon the GSW?
>>67997040
We'll win both. And the world series
1-0 is nothing
>>67997021
And shot blocking
And discipline doesn't really work with a lot of star players, johansen, drouin..
>>67997100
I think Drouin is pissed off because he wasn't given an extended, real fair shot with the upper lines on the Bolts. Look at what he did in the playoffs. He put that fucking team on his back in a lot of their games. I'd be royally pissed at Cooper being a faggot too. Johansen seems like a drama queen though, from what I've read around the hockey news circles.
reminder
>>67997068
How many teams win the series after going down 1-0?
>>67997221
Stop asking stupid faggot questions and look it up yourself
>>67997251
>>67997148
>Real hockey discussion for once
>Trying to shitpost it away
Leave. You're why /hoc/ died.
>>67996514
>pizza without toppings
why do American do this
>>67997289
>being a whiny faggot
>>67997307
Faggot vegetarians.
>>67997148
Pierre won two
>>67997307
Cheese pizza is the best. The cheeseblend is different and far superior. I always make sure cheese is ordered when at parties
>>67997307
I have to because I have crohn's and most toppings make me super sick. Feels super bad desu. There's a very short list of things I can put on it now a days.
>>67997345
I would kick you out of the party tbqh
>>67997387
bland pizza man btfo
>>67997351
this is a painful feel
>>67997387
Lel cheese is superb though. And better than my faggot friend who always gets Hawaiian which is inedible
since Dupuis retired halfway through the season, but is technically still on the roster, would he also get a ring if the Pens win?
>go make some pizza
>come back
>shorks still BTFO
NEWS 1130 Sports –
Verified account @NEWS1130Sports
Brouwer : " My dad was a huge #Canucks fan, Mark Messier was a big influence in my hockey career, I watched him a lot in Vancouver."
Brouwer trolling an entire city lel
>>67997437
I love Hawaiian
>>67997455
THAT'S IT
WE'VE GOT ENOUGH TROYS ON THE ROSTER
>>67997455
>mfw the 2017 Canucks are the meatiest potato team of all time
>mfw 0-82 and lose the lottery again
i see /hoc/ decided to die as the cup final started instead of after it finished
>>67996455
Post this in gif form I'm phone posting rn
Obligatory >shorks
Should Hawaiian be spam or Canadian bacon?
Serious
>>67997547
At least you're still better than the Laffs and Coilers lel
>>67997565
It's a team EVERYONE in hockey hates and the fucking Shorks who are a meme and are doing the ultimate shorking this year. Nobody gives a fuck.
>>67997540
KIWI
I
W
I
>>67997565
Hoc used to be the dankest general. What happened?
>>67997595
Ham and pineapple
>>67997650
The retarded memers chased off all the hockey fans. Then the retarded memers got bored. Now there's nobody left because the memers have autism.
>all these shittsburgh shitters calling shorks bros bandwasgoners
You got into finals with pure luck, Bolts were supposed to win if they didn't have players missing and get fucked over by refpuck
>>67994161
>>67994378
>>67994393
>can't even posts in /hoc/ anymore without duimb amerifats and canacucks getting upset
for fucks sake
>>67997598
We will be worse next year
Baneing is crashing this team with no survivors
>>67997730
Watching the post-Sedins era Vancouver is going to be HILARIOUS tbqhwy. I'm looking forward to that train wreck. It's going to be even worse than Edmonton.
>>67997540
Daniel?
>>67997721
>Boris Badenov still asshurt that his shit choker team is getting swept
Go eat some salo and feel better
>>67997721
>I'll just respond to all these posts again to show I'm not a buttmad faggot
>>67997785
>>67997788
>lol u mad
It's like I'm really in 2008
Can't you come with a better comeback retards
this isnt how it was supposed to be
>>67997721
>pens lucked their way to the finals
>beat the team that bounced them the two previous years
>beat the presidents trophy winner
>beat the team that actually lucked their way to the ECF by getting incredibly easy opponents
>they got here by luck
Fuck off faggot. Pens have great depth and fly by you on the ice. Cucks like you are just now realizing it
>>67997849
Can you say anything besides reddit or bandwagon? You do realize you bandwagon 8 teams right?
>>67997878
>the pongs played a shit team, a team that literally cannot win the second round under any circumstance
not like their path was any easier. they got taken to game 7 by a dead tampa team.
>>67997859
Reminder that Cooper is a meme coach
>>67997547
No.
We'll win the lottery and trade it along with the 31st overall for "le big hitting man"
>>67997913
>got to the conference finals twice in 3 years, once with a dead team that wasnt even in a playoff spot halfway through the season
i wouldnt call that very meme
>>67997932
You got through us twice even though our modern team is shit m8. You haven't had a hard path either year and got blown the fuck out in the SCF.
>>67997909
>shit team
>presidents trophy winner
Lol
Yeah the caps always choke, we know this already. Just don't cry when the penguins sweep faggot. Tampa had the way easier path. Sharks path wasn't very hard either
>>67997944
>us
>>67997944
>didnt have a hard path last year
the only easy team was your shit team. they lost because bishop decided to try to play injured and fucked everyone over
>>67997958
I'm Jonathan Ericsson desu.
>>67997973
>MUH INJURIES
Every team plays injured in the playoffs faggot.
>>67997955
>way easier path
>rags
>2nd round caps
it was basically a guaranteed ecf appearance. at least the islels beat a cup contending team on the way
any other
>rags
fans here? are brass/step gone? i really hope stepan at least stays
>mfw da Pongs killed hoc
>>67997744
At least we can goon it up when we lose every game
Should be fun
>>67997923
true
>>67997849
>wasting premium content on Albania
kek no
now shush before we deliver another load of high-explosive syrup to Belgrade
>>67997999
not all their goalies play with an injured peepee
>>67997913
Reminder that this happened
>>67998009
Did you miss the part where the Rags had bounced the penguins the last two times or what?
>>67998029
>Implying you'd win with this
lyl
>>67998033
Reminder this cuck posted an OP saying the penguins will lose KEK
>>67998042
Of course he did
>clots
>fans
>>67998033
Best call of the ploffs tbqh
>tv show called Bloodline
>set in Florida
Is this a clotspiracy?
>>67998042
that doesnt have anything to do with the >rags being good, that just has to do with the penis being shit. they just happened to meme the >rags this year
>>67997893
>I don't know what bandwagon means
I have probably watched hockey for longer than you I am mainly a fan of players
>>67997878
>this is what refpuck babies believe
>>67997955
>Sharks path wasn't very hard
They managed to sweep the kongs and blues which would both be more likely to beat Shittsburgh
>>67998042
>>67998065
Reminder that Hagelin is the only player in the history of the world that has won all three series
>>67998042
the rangers were not the team they were a year ago or even two years ago. rangers were fading fast, pens were surging ahead
>>67998111
>pens are refpuck babbie
>sharks have more PP's all season and score more on them
yeah you're bandwagon as fuck. Stay cucked and mad faggot
>>67998111
So you've added projecting about how old I am and n own your calling refpuck what quality posts you have.
Why aren't you asleep you dumb fuck are you neet
>>67998144
>rags
>good
>ever
>this anus annihilated slav is still at it
Reminds me of that severely autistic German Canucks fan from forever ago
>you will never be as mad as this bandwagoning Serb is right now
>>67998193
come on lad....
>>67998197
I miss that guy
>>67998018
>mfw pongs killed /hoc/
>>67998197
Best part is he's not even a shorks fag he mostly follows the islels. This is just how much he hates Pittsburgh, a city he will never ever see that is on the other side of the world from him
>>67998044
Still better than Fleury
>Last team to win the cup for the East
>Bruins = Black and Yellow
>East team vying for the cup this year
>Penguins = Black and Yellow
ITS POETRY
>>67998222
Me too bro
>tfw no severely autistic international bandwagoners for at least 5 more years
Loving this Cup Final lads :)
>>67998269
Bruins lost in 2013
>>67998197
>>67998222
Germanfag is a cucks fan now kek
>>67998161
>bandwagon
>cucked
>mad
Now you're not even trying
Shorks have much deeper team tactics than you think, they are just inconsistent
>>67998197
>>67998208
>salty Cancucks still shitposting
This is why Bolts should have won
>>67998241
>he mostly follows the islels
That was probably the other guy, I don't care about them, especially now since Halak does not play
>>67998309
but they won in 2011, which was the last time an east team won the cup
>>67998241
Australia is closer to being on the other side of the world from both USA and Europe, than USA and Europe are to each other ;^)
Guys the Bob Ross stream is back on Twitch
>>67998353
And they had a Slovak captain
>>67998353
But a black and yellow team lost since then
>>67998373
But the penguins are winning the Cup :^)
>>67998344
>can't stop replying to literally everyone
I hope you're around for the shorks' remaining 3 games, assuming you still have electricity next week
>>67998314
>>67998297
We should start a Nucks outreach program on /r9k/ or something
>>67998111
>still replying
>"im totally not mad guys, you are the ones who are mad! not me!"
when the only two words you can type are bandwagoner and refpuck, lol just give it up. you lost.
>>67998365
Bob Ross has only ever painted 3 people during all of his seasons. Two girls walking on a path, and one cowboy sitting beside a campfire ;^)
anyone else think the pens are doing this well despite crosby? the man has been basically a boat anchor thus far
>post yfw this year there will not be a new fanbase that can mock you for never having won a cup
what would be the most realistic return the lightning could expect if they traded bishop?
>>67998464
Well, he did break a guy's ankle on the second goal
>>67998477
ryder, halak, and a second xD
>>67998477
Giordano
Spezza/Eakins and a pick
>>67998477
from a team absolutely desperate for a good goalie? 1st + b-prospect + maybe an average third liner, maybe
everyone else is probably a 2nd + b-prospect, or something close to it.
the market for goalies is, at the best of times, total shit. you can just sign them for free or trade for a promising backup for cheap-ish. a rebuilder would just try their luck at developing one, further hurting the market
I can't wait for the Cantpucks to sign Brouwer and Russell, and trade Virtanen for Lucic's UFA rights
Benning is literally the only GM who I could see being dumb enough to do the latter
>>67998501
He posts it every thread trying to get responses no matter how well he plays
Rip Bob Ross stream was gonna fall asleep to it
>>67998521
go back to HF
>>67998523
you too
>we would have won the stanley cup if not for refpuck and injuries to bishop and stamkos
Fucking kill me
>>67997598
>everyone hates the Philadelphia Kessels
>>67998550
Okay, thanks for the heads up
I sure is good for falling asleep to. Good night ameribro
>>67998539
>Lucic
pls god no
>>67997744
Including this year, how long will Vancouver stay out of the playoffs? I'm gonna be conservative and say 8.
How on earth would the pens win this series? Sharks are infinitely better in every way just look at the points. Today was just luck
>>67998582
Depends on how long the Aquilinis are allowed to own the team. I could see it easily being 10-12+ if they stick around.
>>67998539
chiarelli traded a 1st + 2nd for griffin bustheart, i'd say he is not far from it
>>67998574
Goodnight sven
>>67998582
>>67998592
>implying 2016-17 isn't Vancouver's year
>>67998403
Nice twitter cancer image
>>67998405
>mfw americunts insult a country they could not even find on the map
5 million people against 300 million and one guy still got more points than every American kek
>>67998617
>mfw Cancucks will be the ONLY pacific team without a cup
LEEEEEEEEEL
>>67998613
Good morning*
Have to go to the store and buy groceries now, rreeee
>>67998579
The thing is, I can not only see them signing Lucic, I can only see them giving up something significant to negotiate with him ahead of everyone else.
Benning is probably scared of being outbid if Lucic hits the market, without realizing no one else is as retarded as him
>le carried to cup win despite being shit man
>>67998636
>mfw the shorks apparently are getting relegated to the AHL after being swept in the SCF
>>67998635
>mfw Serbia is so tiny, shitty, and irrelevant you can't even find it on a map
>>67998669
>it's not a picture of crosby
>>67998608
Every time I try to rank the Canadian team's futures I'm tempted to put Oilers near the #1/2 spots because McDavid, but then I remember Chiarelli manages them.
>yfw a front office of stooges like Chiarelli, Don Sweeney, and Jim Benning somehow won a Stanley Cup
>>67998617
mfw the Canucks wins both the 1st overall AND the Cup
rest of the fucking league, are you even trying???
>>67998669
hey that's not nice. Murray has been fine
>go online to buy Pavelski jersey
>those prices
Jesus
>>67998681
They had some help
>>67998686
>Nucks generously let other teams have their fun for 46 years before showing them all how hockey's done
How can one team be so sportsmanlike?
>>67998688
he got exposed by a team that couldnt even control the puck 90% of the time
>>67998701
They'll be cheaper in 3 more games bro :^)
>>67998675
>mfw the Cantcucks are relegated to the BCHL and the Brandon Meme Kings take their place
>>67998688
.924sv% in the playoffs especially for a rookie goaltender is pretty good
>>67998675
>tfw Czechoslovakia would be a great hockey country that would BTFO Americans every year if it still existed
Why did it have to happen
>0 cups
>lost to the >rags in the cup final
>>67998681
Lowe's won 6, so you know he was doing what's right.
>>67998716
>Canucks go to BCHL
>picks up Jost
I don't see the problem...
>>67998713
Very ebun post. Nah >we will be fine once this gets back to the shark tank. Pittsburgh is 1-11-1 vs >us at home in the past 12.
>>67998716
>get to be a fan of the Wheat Kings
I don't see the downside
>>67998724
>the ghost of Vaclav Havel posts on /hoc/
jej get cucked by the EU some more
>>67998795
>Meme kings
>Good at hockey
They got exposed as FUCK desu.
Literally Bolts tier.
>>67998764
>muh stape
but >you got to play against 5l34ry
>>67998764
But the Pens have home advantage...
>>67998809
>Wheat Kings would repeatedly slaughter the rags
On this we agree
>rags
>>67998809
Why, were the injured? That doesn't count as exposed
>>67998669
>Murray is the one being carried to a cup
Nice shitpost
>>67998764
And the 1 win is from earlier this season lmao
>>67998724
Hertl-Krejci-Pastrnak
Hemsky-Plekanec-Voracek
Palat-Hanzal-Hossa
Gaborik-Sobotka-Frolik
Faksa/Tatar
Chara-Sustr
Sekera-Gudas
Michalek-Polak
Kempny
Mrazek
Neuvirth
Halak
Slovakian players taken: Hossa, Gaborik, Halak, Chara, Sekera, Tatar; 6/10 that play in the NHL
Yeah that team would beat Team USA but I wouldn't say BTFO
>>67998708
>exposed
>still playing
Nice buzzwords
>>67998810
actually it's the SAP center
that's right, the sharks' arena is sponsored by the mexican secondary audio track on your TV
you can't make this stuff up
SUSPENSION
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>>67998872
>what does carried mean
>>67998859
>Team USA
Are they even top 5 anymore?
Canada > Sweden > Finland > Swiss > Czech Republic
>>67998879
>Humping a player
>Suspension worthy
lel
>>67998889
Yeah Murray has carried the penguins some games I agree
>>67998879
Im a Pens fan.
I doubt Marleau gets suspended, Rust was watching his pass and Marleau just let Rust skate into him
>>67998902
When you consider how shit MAF is, he definitely is winning it for them.
>>67998873
"muh stape" was a reference to LA fans' delusion in 2013, when they were sure the series would turn right around once they got back onto home ice
>>67998891
League will take a look at it. At the very least this means it's open field for Letang to take a shot at the Shorks star players.
>>67998879
rust had that hit coming. i mean how do you NOT headshot that?
>>67998911
>implying
Maybe you shouldn't try to tackle a player if you don't want to get your shit slapped.
>>67998946
You're in for a rude awakening tomorrow then.
Also for peeps questioning Murray, he's outplayed Lundqvist and Holtby these playoffs.
is Letang the biggest piece of shit in the league? Id put Prust over him but idk anymore
>>67998972
>outplayed 2 stars
>got outplayed by a 21 year old Russian
What a meme
>>67998973
chara
def chara
also cooke
>>67998983
Vasy is a phenom, which bodes well for other teams when the expansion draft comes
>>67998973
Ovi
>>67998983
And yet he's still in the playoffs :^)
You sound like a mad sandwich cuck
>>67998890
How is Swiss ahead of Czech when they barely have any NHLers.
>Columbus will never allow a meme Aho/Pulju line to exist
>>67999041
>Czech World cup team has 4 NHLers
>>67999047
>Canes will never trade to allow a meme aho/pulju line to exist
>>67999068
Every player on the Czech team is an NHLer except for Kempny(signed by the Hawks for next year though) and Sobotka...
>>67999047
>Oilers will never allow a meme Tkachuk/Marner line to exist
>tfw a Czechoslovakian "what ifs" around you
>tfw a Canadian gets insecure around you
>>67999126
Why are his nostrils so big?
>>67999126
It's good you guys have Matthews, can you imagine if you had a Jew #1C representing you internationally?
>>67999047
>Columbus might allow a meme Björkstrand/Wennberg/Pulju-nordic line
>>67999172
Also why does Matthews always look so tired? Does he not get enough sleep?
>>67999147
Honestly, the future looks pretty good in general.
>promising 1 & 2 center prospects which would allow someone like Kesler/Pavelski to be a very strong #3 center in their final years
>wingers have always been a strong point on the team
>promising D prospects
>promising goalie prospects
Im not too worried about the days ahead desu.
This Tortarella dream team for the world cup sucks pretty hard and snubbed some good available players in favor of grinders though.
hockey is gay lol
>>67999147
Matthews is going to the laffs lel
>>67999204
I guess you ought to know
>>67999204
kek us in charge of getting rekt
hockey more like honkey lol
>>67999218
He learned studying Sweden and Ljusnarsberg lel
>it was 3-2
>>67999218
>>67999226
>white "people" sports
>>67999238
>Ljusnarsberg
?
>>67999267
>Not knowing your own country
lmao
>41 shots against
so what went wrong with shorks? i didnt' get to watch the game
>>67999250
>black """""""""people"""""""" sports
>>67999272
I know about the place. But what does it have to do with anything hockey related?
>>67999273
Bill tbqh. Granted, he didn't have any points, but they were so obsessed with him they couldn't cover anyone else.
>>67999200
Kesler being on your team NOW is pretty fucking awful, not sure why you'd want him to be on a future edition.
Rate my late night din din /hoc/
>>67999273
Pongs are just the better team
Anyone that disgrees are either sandwich cucks or fell for the "west is better" meme
>>67999210
>Matthews beats Babcock internationally
>comes back and has to be his bitchboy again
>>67999273
Pens speed was ridiculous again. Shorks dominated the 2nd period pings had 1st and 3rd. Honestly without that great Martin Jones performance this would have an embarrassing blowout.
>be small irrelevant country
>still one of the top 10 countries in the sport
>have ont of te besy cyclists right now
>>67998996
Why Chara
>>67999300
Jesus christ I'd rather just go hungry than eat that
>>67999300
You need to get some more vegetables into your life but what's there looks good.
>>67999293
he's better than Getzlaf by a considerable amount and still plays a strong 2 way game against top competition.
The only player on Anaheim worth a shit was Kesler in the post season. Getzlaf and Perry choked.
>>67999314
>without that great Martin Jones performance this would have an embarrassing blowout
Literally happened last series with the Pens and Vasilevski. These Pens are relentless. JR is a genius and Sullivan is a savior.
>>67999273
Sharks went really slow in the first third and Jones was the only one who was trying
>>67999303
>all canacucks jumping on pongs bandwasgon since their teams are shit
ayy
>>67999303
Literally how
Pavelski>Kessel
Thornton>Crosby(just this postseason)
Burns>>>>>Letang
Couture>Malkin (just this postseason)
Jones>Murray
Sharks are the better team. pongs just have momentum
>Philip Bump @pbump
>No one cares about the NHL Finals because the NBA semifinals were on. America is already great.
>this is what the typical Ameirlard thinks of hockey
>>67999352
>Perry
>Choke
Nah, he just wanted to hug Putin.
Much more rewarding than Stan Lees Cup
>>67999352
>he's better than Getzlaf by a considerable amount
kek whatever you need to tell yourself to justify one of the league's worst contracts
>>67999362
holy shit your retarded
>>67999352
>he's better than Getzlaf by a considerable amount
wew lad
>>67999362
>Jones > Murray
Kek
The rest can be debated but that hilarious
Shorks have played 3 defencive teams. He hasnt faced much offence and still has been pulled as much as Murray has
>>67999362
Aside from the fact that I don't agree with that, even if those guys don't do well the pens will be bailed out by Sheary, Rust, Cullen, Kuhnhackl, Dumoulin, Schultz, Fehr, Hornqvist etc etc etc. Depth. The penguins stars aren't stacking points like they did in 2009 because each game someone else is carrying the load. As a whole team they are doing well when they win games, it's not just the crosby and malkin show.
>Laffs
>Relevant
>>67999407
also
>your
>>67999369
well whatever excuse you gotta make.
Kesler would be a good #3 C, even in international play. Im just not in love with him as a #1 C anymore, although he proved he can still play decently in that role, ultimately his team lost.
Pavelski could move to wing in that scenario.
>>67999362
Pavelski=Kessel
Thornton<Crosby (Joe's been amazing too tho)
Burns>Letang
Couture>Malkin ( just this postseason)
Jones<Murray
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>>67999415
>cakewalk schedule
talks shit about them choking but rags craps and blots were the toughest road to the cup
>>67999413
That's what cucks fans have to tell themselves to justify his anchor contract
Meanwhile they reportedly don't want to pay Lindholm what he wants kek
>>67999458
>implying the Blues and Kings were not legit as fuck
>>67999458
Preds were the easiest team Sharks played against and yet they choked against them the most.
>>67999300
jesus, that's some ugly ass souflee
>>67999461
honestly bizarre. that kesler contract was bad from the second it was signed, and why not pay lindholm? why replace beauchamin with bieksa?
dear /hoc/, I have a pressing question:
guac on the burrito or nah?
>>67999444
nice double trips, lad
>>67999415
>7 Games against the Predators
Then you wonder why their stats are padded.
>>67999425
Pens forwards are so deep that you didn't even mention a guy like Hagelin
Also anybody who knows hockey will know that those second and third goals tonight were 90% Crosby making a ridiculous pass and Letang making a ridiculous play to set up Sheary and Bonino
>>67999300
looks like the same sauce for the strips that's on the shells
even if they're slightly different that's still literally weaksauce m8
>>67999327
because he's a big sloppy shitty goon and the league doesn't punish him. somebody needs to Steve Moore his ass.
>>67999359
nigga i hopped on the bandwagon as soon as they signed Phil Collins
>>67999456
fuck i wanted to draft him so bad
now stupid columbus is going to get all the memes
>>67999461
>9+ million per year for Getzlaf
>7 million for Kesler
>Kesler out performs him in the playoffs every year
Im not even a ducks fan, but c'mon. Canadians are pretty delusional, Getzlaf isn't a top center anymore but they are paying him like one.
>>67999300
Eww
>>67999501
do i pay extra?
>>67999519
yes but you'll balance out the cost by stuffing your pockets full of ketchup and hot sauce packets before you leave
>>67999456
It's just not fair
>>67999530
stuff some napkins and shit with me too
>>67999519
I'll pay for you if you let me kiss you when I take you home
>>67999507
wew how could I forget the H in the HBK.
Memes aside I really hope for a good series as a neutral viewer. Game one was pretty good, and fairly clean so I hope it continues. I thought it was a mistake for people to instantly write off the pens and say "westcoastwinslol" and it looks like that was true.
>>67999513
>he's a big sloppy shitty goon
He just uses his height to his advantage
>>67999500
They've got a bunch of RFAs to take care of but Lindholm's easily the most important.
20m in cap to re-sign RFAs Rakell, Pirri, Lindholm, Vatanen + fill out the rest of the roster with 5 Fs and 1 D
>>67999555
God damn son. Very nice numbas
>>67999554
tbfehr most people said it will go 6 or 7 games
>>67999362
>Murray
2.2 GAA
.924 SV%
Vs Rags/Caps/Blots
>Jones
2.17 GAA
.919 SV%
Vs Kings/Preds/Blues
Kek. Murray >>>>>>>>>>>> Jones
>>67989375
Juolevi babby
>>67999517
>unironically thinking this
Only one of these players has a Cup and it's the better one, so you might want to rethink the playoffs argument kek
Why are NBA fans such subhuman faggots
>>67999444
>>67999555
Why is this thread so good at hitting trips?
What's your favourite mode on NHL16?
>>67999667
>1 off
>>67999654
It's just shitposting, don't worry about it. I prefer hockey by miles of course but I love my wizards too. Shame they sucked this year.
>>67999667
ree so close
>>67999673
>NHL16
>implying i buy games for peasant consoles
>>67999654
pfffft hahahahahahha
>>67999723
>PCuck
>>67999739
That poll is baiting you to vote yes or no though. Obviously you'd have the majority there
>>67999733
>Curry shitpost
>3 Dubs
I'm leling desu.
>>67999740
okay have fun not owning a device that lets you modify your consoles and play whatever you want for free
speaking of which maybe i'll mod my 360 and play this "NHL 16" a bit without spending a dime
>>67999444
>>67999555
>>67999777
based fucking /hoc/
>>67999733
I hope that nog won't anger Kek, and allow me hit some dubs.
>>67999777
Blessed again!
>>67999780
>he thinks Im a poorfag that only owns 1
>he still uses a 360
Holy fuck. Get a job.
>>67999786
Where are the Finns tho?
>>67999788
Nice Kane dubs
>>67999792
>he likes to talk shit about PCs while using one
>he fell for the 8th generation console meme
>>67999815
>He think I use a PC
>been posting from my Mobile this entire time
>he fell for the PC master race meme
>>67999739
why are you even here shitposting? Go have fun in the 1000000 NBA threads in the catalog
>>67999829
>he actually believes PC isn't the master race
>>67999815
>not having enough money to buy all the systems to play the best games on each one
>>67999842
>Name 1 (ONE) exclusive to PC game that makes having an $800+ PC worth it
Protip: There is none
>B-b-b-but muh 60 FPS
Meme. Along with 1080p
>>67999786
Let's keep it like that.
if dripples shorks win the stan lee in 6
>>67999853
>not throwing your money away on redundant overpriced devices with paper-thin exclisive libraries means you don't have it
>>67999867
we both know $800 is for editing video, not playing vidya
but have fun with the ugly, unmoddable version of fallout 4 while i'm playing a new exclusive every day
>>67999889
1 off again.
>>67999893
Very very poor form.
>>67999889
>off by one
FUGGGG
>>67999901
>he plays Fallout 4
Well now your opinion just means nothing to me.
>>67999889
close. the 9s are the biggest prize of the night. hopefully we get that
Sharks are PP babies: The Team
Who was the better Asian hockey player?
>>67999911
>>he plays Fallout 4
nope
i just used it as an example of the clear technical superiourity of the PC
i would have used a better, more recent multiplat but you know how terrible the console software releases have been lately senpai
>>67999932
except they're the best 5 on 5 team
>>67999362
Kessel>All
>>67999949
kessel is a fuckin meme.
>>67999948
P
P
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A
B
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E
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is it kessel that gives the pens their so-called """""""momentum""""""""?
The moment the New York Rangers re-sign JT Miller, they are guaranteed the cup.
>>67999960
Says the guy with Brent "Epic wacky beard homeless man who is totally random and silly" Burns on his team
>>67999948
>Best 5 on 5 team
Pens - 0/3 on PP
Sharks - 1/2 on PP
Meaning Pittsburgh outscored them 3-1 5 on 5
>>67999973
Beard guys>nonbeard guys
>>68000000
>>67999999
BASED fucking /hoc/ with the memes
>>67999999
>>68000000
/hoc/ FUCKING DID IT
>>68000000
/hoc/ does it again
>>67999999
>>68000000
MAKE IT STOP
>>67999999
>>68000000
SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
impressivbe /hoc/
>>67999999
>>68000000
/hoc/ confirmed for best threads by GetGods
>the fucking bot spam threads that ALL missed
meme magic
>>67999999
>>68000000
>it's a /hoc/ get episode
getting tired of it desu
dog is the best /hoc/ meme. its not even close
>>67999999
>>68000000
Finland is fukkin gay
wtf no washing machines?
>>67999999
>>68000000
here's one of your eighty (You)s
>>67999980
Pretty much everyone has a beard right now faggot
>/hoc/ with both gets
>a shit ton of spam threads trying to get the get
Fucking jej
>>67999999
>>68000000
Include me in the cap :)
>shorks gonna shork
>>67999999
>>68000000
FUCK YOU /hoc. YOU DONT DESERVE THIS
>>67999999
>>68000000
you fucks are lucky /NBA/ is alseep.
pens gwg
>>67999962
He's part of the HBK line so he is definitely a part of it yes. He'll open scoring on Wednesday. Screencap this
>>68000084
>the pens points leader will open up scoring in game 2 at home
Shocking and wild prediction right here lads
>>68000031
There a problem Nigel?
>>68000084
Last 2 digits is how many minutes until Bills next goal
>>68000061
not our fault the NBA games are that fucking boring
>>68000000
NEW MEME ALERT
>>68000000
checked
>>68000096
yo shutup
in my defense practically everyone is scoring goals for pittsburgh so you never really know.
>>68000103
implying there aren't hundreds of pictures of Pierre in the archive right now
>>67999999
>>68000000
We did it, /hoc/. We did it.
Meme magic is real.
are there any shorks and pings fans on here who have actual game tickets or is everyone poor
Rust is gonna be okay, R-right guys?
They didnt bust the rust did they?
>>68000139
one of the dudes in the game 7 sharks/bloos thread was at the game; he posted a few pics
>>68000139
if they do they are wagecucks who are asleep by now anyway
>>68000139
I can get Pens tickets for $200 a pop, but then i'd have to unblock my ex's number and text her since she has the connection. Not worth it desu senpaitachi
>>68000000
On behalf of all of /mlb/ I must say, congratulations /hoc/
>>68000146
Pens will bluff the league by keeping him out of tomorrow's practice, but he'll be fine
>>68000139
>tfw have money to blow this year
>this was supposed to be the caps year
>it wasn't
Would have gone to every home game desu
>>68000190
>capitals
Oh you really should have known better by now
>>68000208
game six was really exciting you can't deny that
your sport is shit and you people are cancer
>>68000219
Your country is shit and your people are cancer
>>68000208
could be worse, he could be a sharks fan
could you imagine spending like eight thousand dollars just to watch your team get made to look like an AHL reject?
>>68000208
I refuse to believe in curses. Each year I expect better and better things. Last year stung a lot more, but I still had high hopes this year
>>68000139
my dad and I are going on Wednesday. it sounds faggoty but i'm 24 and going to games with my dad is still my favorite thing to do
>>68000229
Trade Ovi for some high end prospects and draft picks and you may have a playoff team in 5 or so years
>>68000238
well they have a playoff team now just not a very consistent one
>>68000234
Literally not faggoty at all, it's fantastic to go and enjoy sports with your dad. Dads won't be here forever so it's good to cherish the moments. I know I enjoy it. Have fun tb.h
>>68000247
No they dont. This team was doomed from the start, had Philly not played that Jobber Mason, Washington would have been out first round.
They have some good depth players, but their top 6 is pretty unwhelming when they do the same thing over and over.
Ovi isnt a player to build a team around. Building a team around a Russian never works.
Russians only play for the money. You dont get paid as much in the playoffs.
>>68000238
I honestly don't know what to think about that. On one hand it moves us forward to a different future and possibly a much better one but on the other this whole generation would be one massive failure and waste of time. All the talent, goals, top players and wins would just have been wasted. Next year will probably be my limit though if it's another 2nd round exit. Maybe
>>68000275
Holtbys still young, they should do it before he passes his prime, but they wont ever trade Ovi since he sells tickets.
>>68000225
i agree
>>68000275
You guys are locked in right now. Honestly we never know what'll happen in an offseason n shieet but I wouldn't fancy your chances next year either if I'm bein honest. But again it's literally impossible to speculate and predict things at this point
>>68000000
/hoc/ wins again
>Bonino supposed to be injured
>scored gwg
The gift that keeps on giving
>>68000354
>Traded for Sutter
This thread needs more finlan
>>68000139
>>68000169
unless you have season tickets and can get in for "cheap" buying playoff tickets seems crazy expensive. I would rather buy a mini plan and go to a ton of bobblehead and giveaway games and watch the game in my house with tons of food and cheap beer
>>67999531
Dont be sad, you got the 3rd best player of last years draft at #35
>>68000366
Since we know Laine and Aho are busts, does Calder come down to Matthews v Pulju?
>>67999941
Tsujimoto Taro
>>68000080
How does stone cold Mike do it.
whoever makes next thread should name /hoc/ gets edition
>>68000406
It's 1am and we've got 40 posts to go. Next thread won't be until morning.
>>68000416
Not if Finland steps up their meme production.
>>68000396
his non-reaction is eerie
>>68000583
robot uprising soon tbqh
>>68000396
a u t i s m
>>67994615
>it sure as fuck isnt Crosby
have you watched the pens at all?
>Cucknadia
I JUST WANNA SLEEP FOREVER, NEVER SEE TOMORROW, OR LEAD OR FOLLOW
>>67999999
>>68000000
shit /hoc/ thread gets all of the gets. Can't even get 20
<(Yous)
Fuck this semen slurping board for letting the worst fucking sport in the world get it.
>they doubted based Penguins would win it this year
>>68000784
>mad
>at
>sandwiches
>>68000806
>1 game
lel
>>67999999
>>68000000
FUCKING WASTED
t. /NFL/
>>68000844
Get mad manhug faggot
http://www.csmonitor.com/World/Europe/2016/0530/Sweden-stirs-debate-with-women-only-swimming-in-nod-to-Muslims
Is Finland the only uncucked Nordic country?
>>68000951
Iceland is pretty based
>>68000959
Ye but literally who wants to move to or live in Iceland
>>68000962
Not enough people, which is a good thing
>>68000962
I would
>>68001016
Because while uncucked your country is fucking shit desu
>>68000951
>“A woman who is being beaten by her husband won't want other men to see her bruises in the swimming pool. But she will feel comfortable talking to other women about it there.”
ha
>>68001060
>Couple_of_faggot_busts.png
>>68001060
you just KNOW
someone shop a meme into this please
>>67993966
Shorks will choke.
>>68001016
Remember that there are no (actual) forests on Iceland
>>68000816
it's over martinez, go home and eat a taco
I hope Franzen never stops shitposting now that he's "retired".
>>68001256
A true memer
>>68001280
Lel. Half of his stuff on instagram is just shitposting now. It's p funny.
>>68001060
>arm around the waist
i guess we know who the bottom is
>>68001286
JUST
I always make sure to check in on his feed once per week or so. Great stuff
>rags
>>68001382
I only check like once a month since he doesn't update very often desu. I was surprised to see how close him and Alfie are. I didn't know they hung out and did shit together so often.
>>67999300
>costco frozen processed foods
well that's how we know you're fat....
>>68001393
True. I mostly check it so often because it's something I do when I'm bored.
I didn't know about that either. I would guess they met and got to know each other playing for Sweden. Can't blame Alfie for that, would have been awesome to know Franzén.
>>67999517
>>Kesler out performs him in the playoffs every year
yeah because he's playing against 2nd and 3rd line and 2nd and 3rd defensive pairings
american retard
>>68001459
TBF to the retard Getzlaf also gets assblasted and goes on major tilt every year in the playoffs without tilt too.
You don't see actually good players like Crosby vanishing. They just play even harder.
What is the difference between the 2016 IIHF Ice Hockey World Championship and World Cup of Hockey 2016?
>>68001484
World cup is held by a jew who wants shekels
>>68000000
>67m rags get
>68m Pierre get
What will we do for 69m?
>>68001484
The world championship is held by IIHF, during the NHL playoff season. Meaning that not all players have a chance to go, and those that have a chance can be stopped from going by their teams.
The world cup will be held by the NHL (pretty much), just before the regular season starts. And since it's sanctioned by the NHL, all players will be eligible.
>>68001469
>You don't see actually good players like Crosby vanishing.
lol he was literally injured for 3 seasons in a row...
Maybe Getzlaf plays like shit because he plays through injuries unlike little cry baby who does stupid shit like go after 6'7" 3rd line checking center ding dong potato on tampa who is 1 cheap shot away from ending crosby ever seeing straight again
check your facts buddy, crosby's last 3 playoff stat lines are
2013-14 26 PIT NHL 13 1 8 9 -4
2014-15 27 PIT NHL 5 2 2 4 1
2015-16 28 PIT NHL 18 6 9 15 -2
Getzlaf's
2013-14 28 ANA NHL 12 4 11 15 -2
2014-15 29 ANA NHL 16 2 18 20 6
2015-16 30 ANA NHL 7 2 3 5 4
so yeah....Crosby is better than Getzlaf in the playoffs
>>68001495
>>68001544
Thanks
new
>>68001953
new
>>68001953
new
>>68001953
>>68001060
>CN tower in the background
noice
>>68000026
>general
>best thread
leave, you fucking cancerous rookie
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