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unstoppable power of memes edition
>>68001953
>Mfw the memes are bad for once
le
>>68001987
GO MEMES
>>68002002
Ayy lmao
>rags
Memes are gay
Did anyone make a Canucks dishwasher? If no I'd like to request one.
T. Jim Benning's trade advisor
>>68002142
T. Cantpucks
which is worse
The Canucks or public bathroom toilet paper
>>68002207
I like a rough paper that really gets the shit out of there
>>68002264
>swede likes to get ass raped
nothing unusual here
Look at a those Swedes :^) oh wait... do my eyes mistake me?? LMAO
>>68002282
enjoy your manly soft perfumed paper with flower pattern on it
>>68002289
Swedes and amerifats aren't durable enough to last
>>68002300
I will. It actually does have flower patterns on it
>>68002322
But Kirkland tp it's godly
>>68002306
If Patty can get in a few cheeky rapes this summer and repeats on his season total he could hit 1300 by the end. Sweden's best hope is Fillip Forsberg on low scoring Nashville LMAO!
>>68002306
>Mfw saad plays 25 years and becomes all time points leader
>>68002289
It's almost like swedish forwards have nowhere near that amount of games played in NHL
>>68002362
Neither does lemieux
>>68002362
Looks like the Finnish were one step ahead of you as per usual. It's your people's fault for being intimidated by the NHL. Scandinavia is a great place but just stop sending us hockey players!
>>68002396
LE FINNISH MEMES
>>68002142
I have all except Pens
>>68002553
>still this assmad
>all best players in Canadian teams last decade like Sedins, Naslund, Sundin, Alfredsson and Koivu were Swedish of Finnish
>>68002640
And we wonder why none of those teams won cups
>>68002289
>Mikita
>Canadian
>>68002650
Well after Sundin, Alfredsson and Naslund quit they went down the shitter
>>68002650
What the slovak said + the Red Wings, version 2008
>>68002668
Actually after naslund left the Canucks had their best year ever. You probably haven't seen the news yet in your village
If I was a GM I would literally only draft Americans and Canadians.
>>68002735
Yuros only care about regular season and meme tournaments
>>68002712
And who were there to fill up the gap?
>>68002735
>even thinking about drafting Finns swedes Czechs or Russians
>>68002755
More soft swedes that got bullied out of the playoffs
>>68002712
Maybe Linden and Naslund were a liability after all
>>68002735
>>68002767
>this mad at Binland
>canadians getting buttmad and refusing to believe that their cup drought might have something to do with them selves
Not surprised though
>>68002852
>only 2 yuropoor captains have hoisted the cup
Pretty much says it all
>Swedes are butthappy
YES!
Why is he so handsome?
>>68002553
>Mad at dishwashers
>>68002918
Who? We don't like swedes here
>>68002908
>implying
Scoring leaders in the last ten completed playoffs:
Europeans: 5
North Americans: 5
>>68002912
I've heard worse jokes tbf
>>68002852
Kings : overwhelmingly Canadian
Hawks: overwhelmingly Canadian
>>68003003
>We don't like swedes here
>>68003114
>being a swede liker
Leave, faggot meme hater
>>68003093
Every NHL team is overwhelmingly Canadian.
>>68003127
Hmmmm ... really makes you think
>>68003127
Hawks and kings were more Canadian than most when they won
>>68003087
I'm not implying anything. The only Swedish captain to ever hoist a cup was Lidstrom.
Swede's are shit leaders.
>>68003093
The players aren't the whole team though
>>68002908
And only 2 American captains did
Although now we might have the third one
>>68003156
Good point, the coaches and management were Canadian too
>>68003151
I'm not going to try and argue it with you, because I'm sure you're so stuck to that idea that it won't matter what I say. Even though I'm sure you can't back it up.
>>68003175
Then why are canadian teams so shit?
>muh europeans
That is such a fucking weak excuse
The world is crazy, but you can always count on one thing staying the same: shorks gonna shork.
>>68003197
I'm most just trolling you Sweden. I have nothing against swedes
>>68003215
I've been waiting all playoffs long for it to happen too.
>>68003197
It's true though
Most Canadian teams in the last 20 years were lead by yuros who are too soft for the playoffs and don't really care about winning a cup
>>68003234
Sweden is shit
>>68003127
Penguins are almost half American
>>68003240
Heater 06-07 senators even tho they lost
50 in '07
>>68003261
>alfredsson
>>68003127
>>68003093
>Penguins and Shorks have rougly the same amount of Canadian players
Oh well
>>68003234
Nothing wrong with a little trolling every now and then
>>68003240
Sure thing bud
>>68003286
>MEMEING THIS FUCKING HARD
>>68003295
You know I am right, Sven.
>>68003334
Nope, Claude
>>68003343
>Claude
>Swedish
>not black
KEKED
>>68003376
Did you read that as me claiming that my name is Claude?
Is this your first day on 4chan?
>>68003401
>being this Swedish
>not being black and named Claude
Cucked hard
>>68003093
Kings best player: Slovenian
Hawks best player: American
Shorks best player: American
Pens best player: American
>>68003427
Bluejackets best player, American
>>68003427
Cool b8 Mongol
>>68003464
Finns need to be b&
>>68003427
Malkin is Jewish.
>>68003427
I mean it's cute that you think this but it's objectively wrong.
>>68003480
Yuros should go back to posting in their own threads tbqh
>>68003480
>You will never fish for pike with bits of finns as bait
>shorks play like shit
>almost win
>pens dominate
>lucky last second goal
Top plen
Sharks sweep in 5 ez
>>68003497
TRUE
NORTH AMERICA ONLY HERE
why bully? what do you get out of it?
>>68003376
>>68003413
Americans really suck at banter
>>68003464
>>68003480
>>68003497
>being this mad at based Finland
>It's an "NA versus EU" episode
>>68003523
They are neither as informed as Europeans, nor as amusing shitposters as Australians, pathetic desu
>>68003547
Why doesn't UK have a decent hockey league? Do people literally care only about futbol?
>>68003540
>being this much of a yuropoor
>>68003575
>Americans suck so much at sports they have to create their own
>>68003572
Why doesn't Slovakia have anything? Are you all obsessed with being poor
>>68003572
We have the EIHL, and it's a good start.
We're also part of the CHL, and >my boys will be in it.
It's the fastest growing sport over here, but nothing will ever dethrone divegrass.
Shame, really. Because divegrass is the drizzling shits.
>>68003600
>tfw we are the best at discus and Shotput
>tfw we are the most civilized
>>68003605
--> >>68003540
>Americans really suck at banter
>65% attendance
lmao
>>68003605
We have one of the best bikers right now and are still among top 10 hokkei teams despite having 1/60th of Burgerland's popuation
>>68003623
>we are the most civilized
>>68003623
I grew up with one of our 2 Olympic shot putters. Cool guy
>>68003508
>Pens don't even come on the ice for the 2nd period
>still win
>>68003673
My coach was an Olympic shot putter he was literally godly
>>68003637
Sagan is pretty cool tbf, pretty much better than anyone else at handling the bike
>>68003684
>wearing a jersey backwards
>>68003732
>jersey
>>68002289
>canadacucks think theyre cool bc theyre the only ones that care about hockey
dale
>>68003684
>team led by a crybaby, careless guy and living meme
>actually winning
Do you guys think Jumbo and Burns will shave if they win the cup? Also pretty cool how well Donskoi has adapted to the NHL. He was one the Sharks best players in G1.
>>68003850
Those beards are disgusting to be honest. Especially burns.
>he actually attends games
>willingly sharing space with a bunch of dudebros, middle-aged fat men and their whining wives when he can watch it in his own couch with a better view while able to shitpost on /sp/
>>68003857
t. low test
>>68003857
>not liking manly beards
>>68003920
THE MEMES ARE OUT OF CONTROL SOMEONE STOP THEM
>>68003954
REEEE SLOVAKIA LEAVE
>>68002362
It's almost like they have hundreds more than super Mario
>>68003920
There's a difference between having a manly beard and looking homeless. Pic related is the epitome of a manly beard.
>>68004015
There are different types of beards, m8.
Nothing wrong with a wiry beard like Burns or Jumbo.
>>68004015
>tfw Slovakia is homeless so they see disgusting bears
>>68003964
>>68004015
That looks gay
>>68004060
>>68004075
Dumb mobile poster
>>68004033
I guess. I just think when a beard gets to that length is looks silly.
>n-notice me Allah
>>68004080
>posting from Slovakia
At least we can hold more than 3 pictures
>>68004081
Each to their own.
I think a nice trimmed beard like you posted looks good too, but then I also think a big wiry beast of a beard looks cool.
At the end of the day, it's no different than hairstyles. Everyone has their own preference.
>its an /int/ episode
Let's get back on track faggots, post your projected first 10 1st round picks for the draft.
1. Austin Matthews-TOR
2. Patrik Laine-WPG
3. Jesse Puljujarvi-CBJ
4. Matthew Tkachuk-EDM
5. Alexander Nylander-VAN
6. Pierre-Luc Dubois-CGY
7. Olli Juolevi-ARI
8. Mikhail Sergachev-BUF
9. Logan Brown-MON
10. Jakob Chychrun-COL
>>68004138
You forgot the part where Toronto trades their pick to the Kings for kopitar
>>68004170
You mean the Pens for Fluery
>>68004170
>implying
Lou isn't THAT stupid. Plus Babs loves Matthews, they won't do it.
>>68004138
tfw no future
>>68004212
But you guys have two young boys named Nylander and they'll likely be even better then the Sedins were!
>>68004206
Well I wouldn't say that
>>68004138
>there are people who actually believe Laine and Bulju will bust
>>68004246
>tfw he wins a Stanley cup for Columbus
>>68004246
At worst they'll underperform but still be on the international team for years to come. Laine has also performed well against NHL players in the WJC, I expect him to make it on Winnipeg's 2nd line immediately, the overall top 5 are really fucking good players.
Also why is DeBrincat rated so low by scouts? He's had a tremendous year for Erie and the USA Under 20 team. If the cards are played right he's gonna be a huge steal at the 20s.
Based Slovakia causing so much butthurt
>mad at Slovakia
>>68004305
>binland not getting mad at memes
This is a new day for /hoc/
>>68004138
1. Austin Matthews-TOR
2. Patrik Laine-WPG
3. Jesse Puljujärvi-CBJ
4. Traded to MTL for 9th+2nd+3rd. Pierre-Luc Dubois-MTL
5. Olli Juolevi-VAN
6. Matthew Tkachuk-CGY
7. Alex Nylander-ARI
8. Mikhail Sergachev-BUF
9. Jakob Chychrun-EDM
10. Tyson Jost-COL
>>68004328
Binland are the meme masters
>>68004343
GOOD
MEEM
>>68004263
That's a dandy new meme
>>68003811
1-0
I really really want Shorks to win, but can you imagine the absolutely hilarious shitstorm if shorks shorked int he seventh game with winning goal by Kessel?
The butthurt would last for months.
>>68004525
>Implying the shorking wouldn't be even better if the penguins swept and Bill got a hat trick in game 4
>>68004590
There are people who unironically don't like pork ribs and bacon
>>68004138
I like your style
Barring any trades (very difficult to predict)
1) Austism Memethews - TOR
2) Patrik Laine - WPG
3) Jesse Puljumeme - CBJ
4) Mathew Tkachuk - EDM
5) Pierre-Luc Dubois - VAN
6) Alex Nylander - CGY
7) Jacob Chychrun - ARI
8) Olli Joulevi - BUF
9) Mikhail Sergachev - MON
10) Clayton Keller - COL
ALSO:
SAY MY NAME
>>68004627
You know what Edmonton should do? Trade their pick with Colorado for Tyson Barrie and 10th overall.
>>68003508
Tampa fans were telling themselves the same things m8 :^)
>>68004664
That's not a bad idea, but COL needs to draft a D just as bad as EDM, and they both are not in a position to draft one. Unless COL wants to take Chychrun at 4. Barrie WILL be traded at the draft it just depends where. I want TOR to try and trade PIT's 1st (or a 2nd) and a depth D prospect (Valiev/Percy/Loov) for him.
>>68004759
I like this piggy meme
>>68004712
I would imagine the avs want more than a late 1st and a fringe NHL player. You'd probably have to throw in a 2nd as well.
>>68004759
gonna need a chinkouver riot pic one pls
>>68004806
Ya that's true, wouldn't give up TOR's 2nd (31st OA) but a later 2nd might end up worth it but might not. I trust Hunter, Dubas, Lou, etc with it. Leafs need more big D prospects so drafting might be the better way to accomplish that. Watching Dallas and their small defence get bullied out by STL in the 2nd round was a huge wake up call.
why do hockey players suffer from hair loss?
>>68004884
Toronto should be focusing on goalies more than d to be honest. They have no one even close to ready or anyone in the system who has potential. They at least have a lot of young defenseman who could turn out pretty well and they still have Rielly who is no where near his peak.
I'm praying they draft the best goalie this year with their 31st pick.
>>68004896
Because they are overwhelmingly male.
>>68004950
Do a bluejackets one
>>68004957
with whom?
>>68004977
Le Finnish hockey tendy
Korpisalo
Say hello to the new head coach of the Charlotte Checkers
>>68004929
You're right about needing goaltending, that was awfully apparent after the Marlies loss in the Calder Cup Playoffs. Neither Bibeau OR Sparks will be even decent NHL starters. But drafting G that high is always a risk. It would probably be better to trade that pick for a proven(ish) goaltender a la Martin Jones. Trying to get Andersen from the Ducks makes the most sense as they have their internal spending cap and will likely lose one of their goalies at the expansion draft for nothing.
>>68005014
More like the Charlotte chokers
Blank template for the lazy
>>68005025
Can't choke if you're already shit ;^)
>>68005035
>tfw on phone
>>68005037
Good point
>>68004950
>you will never sit at home with a cup of hot chocolate and watch the Vancouver riots unfold
Would have been pretty comfy
>>68005009
I had better idea
>>68005015
Martin Jones will never happen don't be delusional. And I honestly don't care much for Andersen.
Why is drafting a goalie that high risky? It's the most important position you should have scouts looking for potential #1 goalies. Doesn't matter how good your blue line and forwards are if you have a shit tender.
>>68004565
>sweep
>in 4
>>68005074
Godly
>tfw comfy tortellini
>>68005064
They were pretty lame tbf
Just a bunch of nerds and Asians sperging out
>>68005101
But it seems like that was what was good about it. Nerds and asians trying to cause havoc. But I guess you're right.
>>68005035
Look at that fucking pig famalam
>>68005084
I didn't mean trading FOR Martin Jones, but trading a 1st for a proven(ish) goaltender like SJS did for Jones last offseason.
It is but determining if/when a goaltending prospect will pan out is a lot more difficult than a forward or defencemen and if you can't confidently say that the player you are drafting in that spot is the BPA, then its best to draft BPA and use them as an asset when looking to acquire a positional need (G). What don't you like about Andersen? He has been consistently top 15 in the last couple years and is trending upwards.
>>68005101
>you will never be a riot police officer and beat the shit out of uppity liberal teens and asians
>>68005131
zatkoff and fleury are just sitting there
>>68001953
What is /hoc/'s opinion on the current state of the NBA?
>>68005153
Couldn't care less
>>68004936
I know literally one guy who is balding yet most hockey players seem to be. It's not that common
>>68005131
I don't trust European tenders. If it were me I would only draft north American goalies. There's certain situations where I'm wrong like hasek, lundqvist, tretiak, sawchuk. But the safer bet would be NA.
>>68005187
Didn't know Don posted here.
Andersen gives me Lehtonen vibes though.
>>68005150
Just sitting there, but in their 30's. They wouldn't fit with the Leaf''s timeline unfortunately, even though they are likely a lot cheaper. Maybe >we should try to get Demko off of drunk trader Jim Benning.
>>68005187
I get that, we are looking at an all-Canadian goaltending cup final. Very excited for the draft at the end of June
>>68005153
Don't care, floorsqueek is unwatchable
>>68005220
good point. forgot the laffs were 4-5 years away
now if you are the bloos...
>>68005204
I'm not saying European goalies aren't good I just don't trust them as much. The last 15 cup winners, niemi is the only European goalie to hoist the cup. The rest were Canadian or American.
>inb4 rask
Doesn't count because he was a mascot for Tim Thomas.
>>68005247
Blues have Elliott, Allen and Husso. Allen Might just be disposable, especially keeping the expansion draft in mind.
>everyone forgets russian five and much of a beast konstantinov was
>>68005247
Ahh yes I remember all the success they had when they traded for notorious playoff performer Ryan Miller, they are sure to have the same result with MAF
>>68005258
You forgot Hasek. Calgary didn't exactly lose because of Kiprusoff, 2013 bruins didn't exactly lose because of Rask(inb4 it was 2-1), 2014 >rags didn't lose because of Lundqvist.
>>68005437
I know it's just a stat. I'm not trying to disparage European goalies Im just a little more cautious with them.
>>68002553
Blues washer pls
>We are 1/4th of the way through the Shorks getting swept
>>68005486
Le Hoki may me
>tfw I get to go to a Calder cup game because da land made it
Gunna wear my Atkinson sweater
>>68005258
Favorite picture
>>68005699
What about korpi
>>68005487
>2-2 most of the game
>pens won with a cheeky goal in the last 5 minutes
Not exactly getting "swept" so far
>>68005710
>power play babbies get their power play goal
>play good for one period
>get dominated in the other 2
>I-i-it was close guys
Kek. Sharks goalie is going to keep this series close but the pens are winning lad
>da land wins da Calder
Will it make up for the Cavs getting btfo?
>>68005772
Maybe
did this get posted?
>The NHL's ongoing expansion process involving the Las Vegas and Quebec City markets is expected to be finalized at the Board of Governors meeting in Las Vegas on June 22, NHL Commissioner Gary Bettman said Monday.
>>68005784
Nice.
Canada will get another team they won't win with.
>>68003608
Have many kids and put them in Hockey to plant the seed of Hockey domination
>>68005784
Well that's always been the deadline so they either decide yes then or wait another year
>>68005816
The west will still have less teams
>>68005784
So, is Detroit going back to west?
how do you guys crop the computer screen so well?
its so hard for me
>>68005752
Pretty much this. Not calling the sweep yet, but basically all >us pongs have to do is stay out of the box and tighten up the pk.
Sharks have no fucking chance.
>>68005784
QC isn't happening, Vegas is
>>68005752
Pens dominated the 1st, sure.
They were the better team in the 3rd (and overall) but they didn't dominate that period.
It was a very close game, and that was with the Sharks shorking the first period.
If that game is Pens "dominating" then I guess Sharks are winning the cup.
Who else excited for the incoming IP ban on finland and canadumbs?
>>68005861
I hope so. Their butthurt would be amazing
>>68005894
>tfw detoilet will collapse when the new team comes
Also I wouldn't care if any of my teams changed divisions or conferences
>>68004138
Matthews Toronto
Laine Winnipeg
Pulju Columbus
Juolevi Edmonton
Tkachuk Van
Dubois Calgary
Nylander Ari
Sergachev Buffalo
Brown Montreal
Chychrun Colorado
>>68005964
Columbus dynasty incoming
>>68005883
Like I said, sharks are lucky they have a good goalie otherwise it would've been a blowout
Don't cry yourself to sleep when the penguins win the cup. I've been calling it since the playoffs started so you had plenty time to prepare your butthurt
>get out shot by 15
>get your power play goal because power play babies
>get dominated 5 on 5
>I-i-its just the sharks shorking!!
The sharks haven't played anyone on the penguins level
>>68005974
lmao with that glass boned goalie?
Edmonton is stupid if they dont trade down and draft one of the Defensemen
>>68006011
>implying boobtittsky will be here in 2 years
Korpi is Finnish he's amazing
>>68005974
>doubting hershey
>original meems
>>68006050
Didn't they Hershey their pants earlier in the season?
>>68006033
They better have a finn in the roster next season to help pulju off the ice
>>68006071
Either korpi or forsberg will be up
>>68006071
shut the fuck up you ugly, smelly, drunk mongol. dont you have someone to stab or a bridge to jump off of?
>>68006131
wtf does this meme even mean?
>>68005883
>outscored 3-1 at even strength
>outshot 41-26 in a Finals game
>ended game with nearly 2 minutes of 6-on-4 during which the shorks registered 0 shots on goal
Even with the NHL wanting a long series, shorks are getting swept
>>68006153
>not being in the last two threads
I feel bad
>>68006178
U missed out on some primo maymays
Post yfw the Leafs 50 year cup drought
>>68006153
It's literally a reddit meme. r/hockey was posting about dishwashers during a game thread of the blues sharks series and, like all /hoc/ memes, they went and stole it pretending it's good or something.
/hoc/ just forcing non memes, nothing new here
>>68006166
Ahahaha I totally forgot about that final power play. Sharks couldn't even control the puck 50% of the time. Did people seriously think they would sweep? KEK
>>68006206
please no bully
>>68006210
Slovak confirmed reddit
>>68006210
>making shit up
I literally asked "what's the best brand of dishwasher and why is it Whirlpool?" in /hoc/ and then started the next thread as dishwasher edition and boom dishwasher posing was born
So how many goals bill score next game?
Dubs confirm bill hat trick
>>68006301
SO CLOSE TO DUBS.
Confirm for 2.
>>68006222
>>68006166
Making the Finals only to get swept by Bill Kessel and a backup goalie -- this will be the biggest shork of all time. I bet they were tearing their hair out, trying to figure out how to top >3-0, until Jumbo Joe himself came up with the plan
>>68006301
>off by one
Dubs for Donskoi hat trick
>>68006349
Dubs and Donskoi won't score a single hat trick for the next 5 years
>>68006301
four
>pens barely beat bolts with one goal
differences
>shorks basically obliterate bloos after first choke even though bloos were favored
Sharks are clearly better because no one expected them to get that far, the next game will decide the winner of the series.
>>68006405
Statistically the winner of the first game chooses the winner
>>68006210
Source: my ass
>>68006423
That means nothing. I'm willing to bet the winner of games 1-7 also statistically determine the winner. The winning team tends to win more games you idiot
>>68006423
>last time loser of first game won the cup was in 2011
fug
You should still remember that in almost all quarter and semi finals this year the winner of first game lost the series
>>68006461
They just need to score more goals than the other team to win, it's pretty simple really
>>68006487
Could you shut the fuck up for 5 minutes
>>68006512
Make me stupid Americunt
>>68006512
Yeah, god forbid he make a statement rooted in fact.
>>68006523
>Borat's still here spraying his radioactive ass tears all over the board
It's gonna be fun mocking your Slovenian ass for the remaining 3 games
>>68006558
>>68006550
My name is Aleksander you goof
>>68006554
>actual kongs dishwasher
>>68006581
>bandwagons the shorks
>in the playoffs
>all the way from Vladivostok
>calls others goofs
This is why the Soviets rolled over your asses in `53
stop fucking focing your unfunny nonmemes your being reddit af
>>68006636
>>68006614
Yeah I sure am a bandwagoner when my main team Stars was cursed by Finnish goaltenders and I rooted for thorton since he won Hart trophy
If we were still under soviet our hockey would be definitely way better now
>>68006033
>finnish goaltending
>pulju
>>68006650
>mad
>at home appliances
>>68004342
I kind of want Montreal to do it, but I also would like one of those defensemen. I think Montreal will play it safe and take the defenseman.
>>68006658
>>68006650
kys
I bet you like Bill
>>68006658
>>68006650
>mad
>at a fucking dishwasher
>>68006658
>my main team
>>68006679
im not even mad its just stupid and unfunny and forced as hell so just gb2 reddit cuck
>>68006670
>Not liking based Bill
Sandwich pls.
>>68006685
>>68006688
I only started liking Stors because of Modano, but it looks like Benn might be his successor
>>68006658
>my main team
>is nice!
Jesus fucking Christ just get your ass back to Sarajevo
>>68006747
>>68006693
>OC is stupid
You must be new here
>>68006760
>Sarajevo
I was born in Horná Dolná nad Moravou
>>68006766
keep on spamming borat i keep reporting cuck
>>68006779
>canucks
>ever winning
>>68006801
>doing it for free
You are seething with fury right now
>>68006815
http://www.usahockey.com/news_article/show/514096-usa-edges-slovakia-5-4-on-eichel-s-ot-goal
Keep em coming slovakia
>>68006787
>being born in what sounds like some sort of Albanian pork dumpling dish
>spent childhood dodging NATO laser-guided bombs
>now bandwagoning the shorks in a playoff series
Why is Milosevic's life such suffering
>>68006918
>tfw Finland and Czech Republic have more players in all time top 20 than USA
>mfw slovakia gets a 3 day vacation
cant wait
PEKKA
>>68006922
Lmao just end your life chink
>>68003508
This crap happened to us all last series, dominating our opponent yet barely squeaking by. If the law of averages holds true, Pens are due for some generous puck luck this series.
>>68006957
>>68006943
>mfw Murricans are this butthurt
>>68006950
>Mongolian calling others chinks
>in defense of Azerbaijan
>>68006978
Well that's all, see you tomorrow faggots.
>>68006301
last digit determines the number of hat tricks
>>68006989
>mfw Laffs try to be the next Australians
Why can't canarabians into geography?
>>68006978
BRATISLAVA
Can you do Tappara washer?
>>68007020
They try too hard
>be from second world shithole
>still beat spoiled americlaps
>>68007057
inb4 muh miracle on ice
>>68001987
How does /hoc/ feel about the normies stealing their memes
>>68007057
But they lost? Lmao stupid serb
>>68007171
>7-2
>>68007187
>canarabian education
Russia=/= USSR mehmet
>>68007165
I'm pretty salty 2bh
>>68007171
Are you even trying USA
>>68007165
>>68007245
That meme started on /mu/ though
>>68007226
>7-2
>>68007258
I don't think so m8. We've been ook posting for a while
>>68007291
It was constantly spammed on /mu/ with a line >band has two drummers
objective assessment of /hoc/ memes
work in progress
>>68007258
Whys Canada's flag look funny and why are they so bad holy shit lmao
>>68007325
>dishwasher that high
Feels good lads
>>68007325
template, I want to make one of those
>>68007325
>no Guinea pig
>>68007325
>mfw i was the only one spamming bean man during the offseason
>>68007436
Bean man was some anon American guy
Will he go down as the all time GOAT when he lifts the Stanley Cup again?
gib bill kon smieff
>>68007325
swap bean man and publix desu
>>68007541
It'll be interesting to see how the second half of his career plays out
>>68007325
>accessible
plebs haven't even begun to scratch the surface of the true meaning of Nucks fsjal
>>68007541
He will be one of the goats but I still don't think I'd place him in the Gretzky Lemieux Orr tier. He's a tier below them imo.
>>68007652
>they only know about 2011
>>68007665
>managed to win a Cup with fl34ry in net
I'm no Crysby fanboy but I think he deserves more credit than he's gotten tbá Žh
>>68007386
it's based off an old /tv/ grid
>>68007683
>tfw Nucks memes are the ultimate pleb filter
>>68007684
Fleury really only had two bad playoff years (3 if you count the one game this year). Untimely injuries, awful defense, and stubborn coaching were the Pens undoing for the rest.
>>68007689
It also takes 8 seconds to make in paint I can't believe he asked for it
>>68007684
Fleury was pretty good in 09 did you even watch it?
>>68007788
>not catering to my laziness
>its another reddit thread
shocker
>>68007800
>watching hockey in 2009
Did anyone actually even do that
>>68007785
>not enjoying the 5l34ry is shit meme
>>68007325
>no honky memes
>>68007746
>yfwtcwtso
>>68007847
>mad at numbers
>>68007856
That's the epitome of failed forced meme
>>68007877
>Mad at memes
>>68007325
WTF MUH TEAM AIN'T A MEME
>>68007436
>>68007507
>implying we are not all bean man
>>68007914
but your country is
>>68007858
Dis nigga gets it
>>68007914
your entire sordid race is a meme. do the world a favor and just kill yourself now.
>>68007938
The bean man with the lollipop gets me every time
>>68007938
fugg now i'm depressed
whats up with the dishwashers?
will the leafs' cup drought surpass the rangers' cup drought?
>>68008066
None of your business.
>>68008071
>will a 49-year cup drought surpass a 22-year cup drought?
>>68008066
Reminding California fans that a machine can do their jobs
>>68008163
the 54 year one, asshole
>>68007858
>>68007941
>tfw this is our year
>>68005153
too much flopping all the time.
The last quarter is a fucking mess with intentional fouls all the time
>>68005577
tfw da land gets a hockey cup parade while lebeta chokes again
>>68008621
>1994 was 54 years ago
>>68008744
This year confirmed for yeariest our year of all our years
>Geno just had his first kid
>weighs 7lbs 1 ounce
Give us the fucking cup already.
>>68008900
>having a babylet under 10 pounds
>ever
Lmao Crosby invisible again last night huh
>>68009055
>this is what ameriplebs believe
>walking to my bus in downtown Pittsburgh.
>See this
What do?
>>68009055
>Lol i trol u xD
>>68009100
Touch beard
>>68009055
Go back to /nfl/, casual fatty.
>>68009111
What?
also nice trips
>>68008900
>>68008922
>>68009055
>>68009100
>>68009111
Wew lad
>>68009192
Hows it goin fa.m
>>68009208
Thanks m8
>>68009208
Thanks for the you's
>>68009207
Feelin good tbá Žh, can't wait for Nucks to win it all next year
>>68009208
>tfw
>>68009127
I hope no one on /hoc/ runs up to take a selfie with the opposing team's players.
>Shorks win cup
>Bill win cup
ugh
>>68009316
nice butt
>>68009316
I-I probably would desu
Anyone else jonesing for some (You)s? I'm feeling generous today.
>>68009347
not really, there are better hockey butts out there
>>68009383
anna pillua
>>68009334
>Bill wins Cup
>laffs pay Bill $1.5 million to win the Cup for Pittsburgh
>>68009600
>paying players to win cups elsewhere
laffs, the teams that keeps on giving!
I talked to the qt psychiatrist receptionist again today.
You guys want to know how it went?
>>68009708
OK, that should save me some typing
>>68009626
>Toronto media spends years shitting on based Bill to the point where the laffs actually pay Pittsburgh to take him off their hands
>he then goes on to win a Cup and the Conn Smythe the very next year, while also cucking the shorks
>shorks
>laffs
Thank you, Hockey Jesus
>>68009675
because every girl wants to go out with a mentally ill degenerate
>>68009675
She already knows you're fucked in the head because you're at a psychiatrist, it was over before it began. PS - It's literally their job to appear kind towards you.
>>68008816
I just want a championship
>>68009750
>>68009741
You don't even know how it went
Tomorrow my sperm will be frozen
>>68009781
I know you're mentally ill and she didn't agree to go out with you
Kys
guys the Scandinavian countries are shitposting everywhere EVEN DENMARK
My gf only watches hockey with me because she thinks the players are hot WTF
>tfw you can't wait for the season to be over to get some new beanman memes
>>68009100
>>68009316
nice creepshots senpai.
>>68009944
>something something canadian teams in the playoffs
>>68009781
Tell me. I want to know
>>68009783
Me on the left you on the right
>>68009736
>tfw "The Uncoachable" Phil Kessel is your leading playoff scorer
>>68009958
>something something Finnish Heritage Disease
>>68009964
>>68009977
>Sedinmind
>>68009931
watch the batchelor with her because the girls are hot, see how she likes it
>>68009964
>>68009977
what does it mean?
>laffs
>>68010044
Vancouver in damage control because their ship is under control of drunk trader Jim, lashing out at Toronto who has arguably one of the best management teams in the league.
Also nice Rielly dubs
>>68010001
>>68010044
>>68009977
Nobody likes Denmark
>>68010044
irl memeing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6tBr6PMkBY
>>68010130
Good post
>>68010096
>you know that senile old guy that ruined the Devils?
>lets hire him
>>68002002
Delete this
>>68010178
>he hasn't seen the trades the Leafs have pulled off with Lou
>>68010202
I'm good
>>68010202
What team is that?
>>68010216
gibe bulju
pul ju
>>68010232
Only if we get laine
>>68010209
Yeah I liked the one where you're paying the conn smythe winner 1.5 million to win a cup of another team
How many years left of that?
>>68010226
A meme team with more Cup wins in 20 years than all of Canada combined
>>68010250
>tfw bluejackets dynasty with Finns in the crease and in the center
>>68010260
>win a cup
>still no fans
Lol sunbelt
>>68010283
>Not thanking Carolina for cucking the Oilels so hard that they never recover
Apologize.
>tfw bean man has probably been creating tons and tons of dank beans all season and is going to dump us tons of meme goodness this offseason
>>68010256
You should at least use google, friend. That was made before Lou was hired. Kessel trade on July 2nd, Lou hired July 23rd.
>>68010044
>one of the best management teams in the league.
You're good. I like you.
>>68010308
>conveniently leaving out the word "arguably"
Do you have trouble reading English, Xiang?
>>68010351
TSUUUUUU
>>68010132
yesterday at work a news report came on the TV about memes and for a second i was like "oh god they found me"
>>68010331
>either doesn't know what 'arguably' means, or is broadening the definition to the point of meaninglessness
The Edmonton Oilers are arguably guaranteed to win the Cup next year!
>laffs
>>68010452
For (You), pal;)
>>68010446
Memes are becoming too real..
>>68010481
>literal who's
>for literal who's
Doesn't take much to impress after nonis, eh?
>>68010481
>The NHL hates him!
>see how this guy turned a shitty NHL team into a literal AHL team with one weird trick!
>>68010481
>garbage pieces coming in
>shit draft record
i don't get it?
>>68010559
>doesn't understand rebuilding
I get it, Vancouver can't admit that they need to rebuild and in 10 years they will still be just as shitty and other rebuilding teams will laugh.
>>68010586
>shitty draft record
This group has had 1 (one) draft, it is waaaaaaaaay too early to call it either shit or amazing.
>>68010548
Turned literal who's into 2nd/3rd Rd draft picks. Sounds good to me.
Norway has been triggered today
>>68010586
Laffers do this every 10 years when they start a brand new "rebuild" -- it's a tradition since 1968. He'll be doing it in 2026 too
>we're on the right track now!
>playoffs next year for sure!
>sure we've been a tire fire for the last 40/30/20/10 years but Lou/Nonis/Burke/Trader Cliff/Quinn/Punch/etc will straighten this mess out quick!
>>68010610
see what I mean?
>>68010638
>Lamoriello
>1 draft
You poor fucker
>>68010130
good post, America
:3
>>68010685
Look again, Xiang. Lou was hired JULY 23rd, draft was June 30.
>Vancouver eyesight
>>68010638
>trade current literal who's for future literal who's
Cool
>>68010707
>writing off draft picks before they even take place
I honestly am amazed at the mental gymnastics (You) people go through to criticize Toronto, sounds like jealousy to me tbqhwy.
>>68010704
>leaf flag
uhh
>>68010745
I'm sure the man responsible for the New Jersey Devils prospect pool will bring the leafs lots of young talent
WEW
LAD
>>68010704
>this is Lamiorello's first ever draft
>he has no recent draft history that we might look at
>>68010746
This post doesn't make sense, here's a (You) for effort.
>>68010765
>not understanding the role of Mark Hunter and the amateur scouting department.
Look at the Leaf's prospects and tell me they aren't better than Vancouver's
>>68010768
See: Above
>>68010765
>>68010768
>traded 9th overall (40 point player at age 20) for a ginger goaltender
top kek
>>68010803
>Pajeet calling anyone Xiang
>>68010803
>Leaf's
>laffs think their prospect pool is better than anybody's
>which in any event was assembled by previous GMs
THOSE MENTAL CONTORTIONS LMAO
How about that devlel prospect pool? That's Lou's work through and through
>>68010481
>being proud of acquiring Frank Corrado
I guess Biega is going to be coming your way when he is inevitably waived this season kek
>>68010847
>tfw they take Sbisa, continuing the long laff tradition of "let's sign people who weren't good enough to play for Vancouver"
laffs fanbase is endless entertainment
>>68010803
But you just said Lou didn't draft those
>mental gymnastics
>>68010828
crap, meant to include you in
>>68010867
also
>67
>laffs
>>68010828
>Bust Horvat
The lad is a 2C at best and Schneider is a top 10 goaltender in the league
>>68010845
So you're saying Vancouver's is better? Or just dodging the question? You still haven't even mentioned the prospects or compared them to other team's.
Nice one, kiddo
>>68010847
>Corrado
>Booth
>Santorelli
>Matthias
I'm probably missing a whole bunch of players.
>laffs taking garbage players that the Canucks don't even want
>>68010896
Then they flip them for picks while Vancouver can't trade without getting ripped off.
>>68010896
Mathias is decent desu.
But his puck skills are a little bit too good to play on Vancouver, they like their grinders to only know how to check and do nothing else.
>>68010908
and then flip them for draft busts?
>>68010947
I hope we sign Lucic.
We're going to be the grittiest, most hittingest team in the league.
Fuck goals.
>>68010867
>his team employ's Luca Sbisa as a professional hockey player
Laughingwhores.jpeg
>>68010908
>flip them for picks
>Lou "Where are my socks" Lamoriello drafting
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>68010893
>So you're saying Vancouver's is better?
Absolutely, having watched for many years the laffs' uncanny ability to draft busts, ruin potentially good players, and run whatever good manages to come out of that trainwreck of a system out of town on a rail
Which has now been improved by hiring a senile asshole who hasn't made a smart move in a decade to run the team
BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL
>>68010964
>his team will snatch up Pizza at the first opportunity and tell themselves what a deal they've gotten
see
>>68010896
>>68010961
>>68010965
Picks that haven't even been made yet. You know there are 2 spots left on the Leafs bandwagon, you guys can get on at the ground floor if you want?
>>68010965
Nylander, Marner, Matthews (soon), Kapanen >>>>>>> Boeser, 5thOA, ........, idk who else there even is lol
>>68010965
On this day fifty years ago the Leafs won the Stanley cup #NHLhistory
>>68010988
and then TSN, Sportsnet, and all the COrSi_edgelords will will proclaim how stupid Benning is
>>68001953
How does /hoc/ do it?
EVERY SINGLE TIME
>>68011022
>Picks that haven't even been made yet.
Picks that will be made by Lou Lamoriello, who is senile as fuck, and therefore will be busts
Except for poor Auston Matthews, who will either be mutated into the next Kadri or unceremoniously traded 2 years into his ELC for a bust
And, as always, we will continue to laugh at the laffs
>>68011028
AND THEY DIDN'T WIN ANOTHER... UNTIL IT WAS DISCOVERRRRRRRED... oh shit... wait...
>tfw get money in the morning
>>68011042
The power of Bill
>>68010961
>>68010965
Vancouver fans struggling with arguments, won't name players or make definitive statements. Just meme and repeat themselves.
>Nylander
Small, diva, soft Euro.
>Marner
More like Bitch Barner.
>Matthews
Some stupid Mexican that can't into hockey.
>Kapanen
??? Who ???
>all these leafniggers bickering over which shitty and irrelevant team is more shitty and irrelevant
>>68011064
It's been patiently explained to you in detail, but I will give you the Cliff Fletcher's Notes:
>laffs prospect depth is mediocre
>laffs goaltending prospects do not exist and no good ones are available this year, so when they burn a pick on a goalie (and they will), he will be a disappointment
>the guy who put together said prospect pool was fired and replaced with a senile old wop who's spent the last 5 years running NJ into the ground and hasn't drafted a good forward in 15 years
>laffs system for development is a fucking trainwreck that either ruins prospects entirely or gives up on them before they're anywhere near their potential
>Lou Lamoriello is 74 goddamn years old
there you go, my frustrated laffbro <3
>>68011028
ON THIS DAY IN LAFFS HISTORY...
>>68011067
poopoopeepeeinanrv?
oy vey get to the new thread
>>68010481
That might be the worst trade I've ever seen
>>68011168
No this is the new thread >>68011106
>>68011168
>>68011179
>>68011185
>3 new /hoc/s
Fuck off
>>68011197
faggots who wants to be special by making /hoc/ gens at the 500th post
"hey guys post in my thread pls"
