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dishwashers edition part 2
Put a Finn in the ____
>>67968437
Memorial cup
post bills
say my name
>>67968454
>>67968466
Who /golf/ here
Getting ready to go play a cheeky 9 desu
>>67968473
Weasel cuck
Revv up those memes
>>67968482
>>67968509
>no sandwich
WHO CAN STOP US?
>STAMKOS
>BABCOCK
>MARNER
>MATTHEWS
>NYLANDER
>BABCOCK
>TIMASHOV
>RIELLY
>ZAITSEV
>FREDDY THE GOAT
>JVR
>VESEY
>TAVARES 2017
W H O ?
H ?
O ?
?
>>67968516
>>67968537
The Toronto media.
>>67968473
d-did you do this?
>>67968535
>>67968537
Reality
>>67968473
Mitchell "Marner Magic" Marner
>>67968466
>he does it for free
>>67968537
>including timashov and vesey on that list
Bad form m8
>>67968595
Mitch "The Bitch" Marmot
or
Mitch "Sam Gagner" Marner
>>67968566
you mean the media that wasn't able to write any negative articles about any player this year? Babs and Lou literally scared the shit out of them. All Simmons can write about now is Kessel's character issues preventing him from being on Team usa
>>67968537
>if you beat your enemies, they win
>>67968537
>>STAMKOS
The cap
>>67968622
>commenting on players you clearly haven't watched
him and Gagner's playing styles don't match whatsoever.
Much better comp for Marner is Drouin.
exe
>>67968737
This isn't /bundesliga/
>>67968698
Leafs cap situation is pretty good thanks to moving out the cancerous duo.
>>67968655
And yet his supposed issues didn't stop him from dragging Crosby to his first final in 7 years.
>>67968537
so many jelly bitches in this thread haha
Mitch Marner
>>67968769
Sometimes I wish pork wasn't so delicious
>>67968755
Yeah let's see how good it is after you sign stamcuck for $10M and he turns out to be shit
aho > marner tbH
>>67968795
If it wasn't then pigs would have been domesticated
>>67968766
le jelly haterz xD
>>67968765
Tell that to USA hockey buddy.
I was a huge fan of Kessel and defended him on this shithole for years when he was a Leaf.
>>67968837
They have been, in a sense, as truffle pigs, but that's not anywhere near the level of dogs obviously
>>67968769
I want to cut off that head and make some head cheese
>>67968818
>a 40 goal scorer, one of two guys in the league who can accurately be called that, who is only 26 years old is going to turn shit overnight
Keith Tkachuk looks like Claude Julien's doppleganger
Anyone got any teams that need washing?
>>67968923
Already has
>hasn't had 40 assists since 2010-11
>hasn't had 45 goals since 2011-12
If the >laffs sign him he probably never cracks 40 goals again
>>67968923
Stamkos nearly made it all the way to the fourth round and didn't score a single point. You call that good?
>>67968881
True but that's more of a secondary use that was discovered
>>67969004
>>67969004
coilers, please.
>>67969004
Wild please
>>67969011
>hasn't had 45 goals since 2011-12
If that makes you shit then everyone except Ovechkin is shit you dumbfuck
>>67969103
How many other players are going to get $70M over 7 years?
>>67969043
post shorks pls
>>67969177
nvm didn't scroll up
>>67969059
>>67969004
canes with a confederate flag sticker and nascar stickers on the side
>>67969043
>made 4 of those
>>67969258
no one cares
>>67969043
Can one of you make a Flyers one with a cheesesteak, batteries and grinning Giroux?
>>67969074
>>67969074
>>67969255
lel no canes don't exist
>>67969258
We don't allow tripcucks here so take a hike
>>67969074
>>67969332
here's the version where you don't choke in game seven
>>67969200
you bet your ass you didnt kid
slovakia isn't known for their prowess in the dishwasher arena 2bh
>>67969440
How many cups are in this washer?
>>67969535
lots of plates but no cups, strangely
>>67969472
>mad at back to back dubs
And another one
>>67969390
>mad at letters
the dishwasher meme is too dank.
>>67969492
But why are there dishes in there?
The cupboard is bare in Toronto
>>67969854
Auston "Czech Annihilator" Matthews
>>67969854
>hey, it me
>>67969854
Way to recycle my joke ten minutes later, shit wheel
Since Marner might go down as one of the best junior players ever, what does he become in the nhl?
>>67968466
Wonder what he's doing tonight
>>67968473
Savior of the leafs
>>67969492
New logo pls
>85 posts
>still no bolts "fans"
Penguins saved /hoc/, lads
>>67969255
best i can do. Give me the Template
>>67970214
Sam Gagner
>>67970487
I don't think you'd enjoy /hoc/ if we weren't here
>Barkov, Laine, Aho, Puljujärvi, Ristolainen, Rantanen, Määttä, Teräväinen, Saros, Husso, Korpisalo, Honka, Lindell, Pokka, Juolevi, Tolvanen, Välimäki, Vesalainen, Vaakanainen, Lehkonen, Kähkönen, Kapanen, Saarela, Saarijärvi etc.
How can I not be giddy? The golden generation is here.
>>67969891
>>67969888
>needing an American to save ''''''''Canadian''''''''' hockey
You're welcome!
>>67970873
SUOMI ON PARAS MAA! :DDD
>>67970873
>bustkov
>>67970873
Maybe at best you have one line on par with team Sweden. None of those players will ever be good enough to make team Canada even in their prime
>>67970873
Perkele
>>67971115
You do understand that I'm comparing to the post 1983 until 1994 generations where impact NHLers were few and far between? Also, at least Barkov, Laine and Pulju have potential to be true elite players, good enough to crack team Canada. Possibly Ristolainen and Vaakanainen on D too. And who knows what will become of the goalies.
Pongs best
Will the Cantcucks fall for the Tkachuk meme?
>>67971558
>Finnish goaltending
>>67971901
As hard as Jets will fall for the Laine meme
>102 posts
>13 IP's
Wew
Dishwasher meme is fresh to death senpai
Can someone photoshop Orson Welles on the statue of Liberty and some laughing faces on the crowd of immigrants?
>>67972152
>orson Welles
That's a philly meme tho
>>67971920
Who is drafting Veini Vehvilainen?
Who can stop us next season?
>>67972638
Your own goalies
>>67970214
Dvorak babby
>>67972638
Finnish goaltending, again
>>67970214
People thought the same about Drouin. Look at him now.
Why do the yotes have such GOAT prospects? Strome and Dvorak are both supposed to be elite. Also this Connor Garland kid lit the QMJHL the fuck up (that's not saying much I know) yet no one ever mentions him. Will the dawgs be contenders soon?
>>67969043
>no bean washer
why fa.m
>>67972968
I thought you left beanposter
>>67972992
just charging my beans for offseason /hoc/
>>67973027
I missed you 2bh.
(No homo)
>>67970279
probably fucking your mom
and my mom
>>67973040
i am always here, friend. even when not beanposting.
>>67973073
>>67972896
>not saying much
Q has best goalies.
But even then Garland isnt that good, 2nd liner at best. He scored so much because he was on a line with Barbashev, and this year because the Q was super weak.
>>67973208
>>67972638
Lehtonen or that other guy fro San Jose.
>>67972638
>finish goaltending
>manlet D-men
seriously , >we need to get some stronger defence and at least get one memetender less
You now remember Maxim Afinogenov.
/hoc/ is so mysterious.
Why you lads dishwasher memes huh?
>>67973585
Why would Dallas want either of them, let alone both.
>>67973684
Too many pucks to the head
>>67973412
>tfw dog is a slowly dying meme
hold me beanman
>>67973695
They're stuck with both of them till 2018.
>>67973776
Hopefully Vegas falls for the binland meme
>>67973695
as >>67973776 said at they beginning of the 15/16 season they thought it's a ""good"" idea to 1. extend Karis contract and 2. glady accepted the ""elite"" goalie , SJS wanted to lose more than ever
Falling for
>finish goaltending
twice, in one season , at the same time
That's a special kind of WEW LAD
>>67973932
>implying Dallas isnt trying to make the supreme meme team
They know theyll never win again, gotta have some reason to sell tickets
>>67973952
>they know they'll never win again
Hey pls no bully m8, I know it too good that the 1999 meme magic will never EVER be repeated
>mfw
>gotta have some reason to sell tickets
Hopefully one day I will buy one and see them live
>>67973981
Im sorry friendo. Im a sabers fan myself, atleast Dallas has won.
I just get to caught up in memes sometimes.
>>67974040
>a saber fan not trigger by the 1999 cup run
Sacrebleu!
>>67974060
Im preety triggered. Sabers got refpucked hard but id just get memed on if I brought that up.
We even had Satan at full force :(
666 confirms Satan returns to lead Buffalo to promised land
>>67974078
Once they get an actual goalie, maybe.
>>67974040
>>67974078
ok, you got it even worse
at least I had a nice season to watch this year
hopefully for you maybe you can have a season too where they don't get BTFO night after night
Question out of curiosity: what did you as sabres fan think of
>pic related
Everytime I snapshot
>>67973412
>you will never hang out with Bean Man
>>67974180
Never quite lived up to his potential and was very overpaid
Would love to have him back on the team, but not for how much cap he ate up.
NHL 06 Team Canada lineup
Thoughts?
>>67974368
To think, Heatley would score 50 the very next season
>>67974368
Poop from top to bottom
>>67974378
If he still had wheels he'd be a 20 goal guy on any team this season.
Do you think Pulju posts here?
>>67974514
But anon he never lost his wheels when his career crashed.
>>67974521
Yes he just posted here: >>67974513
>>67974532
What a Snyde remark.
>>67974538
>implying binland posters arent all just pulju samefagging
>>67974546
You like it?
>>67974553
>a finn actually manages to meme himself into the NHL
In a decade we'll uncover that all the footage of Pulju was actually all brilliant photoshopping by one shitposter that fooled the entire hockey scouting world.
>>67974597
Oh Pulju, we wont reveal your secret.
>>67969043
>No racist Hurricanes dishwasher
Missed opportunity desu
>>67974597
Return to KC
>>67974602
>thinking pulju knows english well enough
>>67974624
>Falling for the Pulju doesnt speak english meme
>>67974631
Post face when pulju suddenly reveals that he speaks perfect french
>>67974644
>>67974644
>>67974655
>>67974666
Never doubt the pulju
>>67969043
please make panthers one with bustkov peaking out of it with the face he makes
>>67974669
Why is he riding a bicycle in the snow?
That tire looks to have no traction. He could fall and hurt himself.
>>67974158
My college's goalie was drafted there earlier this semester. He played one game and got BTFO. His name is Kasdorf.
>>67974843
four goals; damn
>>67974835
What finns lack in hockey, they make up in their ability to drive/ride. Finns are born on wheels
>>67974877
Thank you Swede.
Do Swedes also share this skill?
>>67974890
Not at all to the same extent.
>>67974271
excactly my thoughts
also always feel he went kinda lazy after his better Sabres years but had a little bit of energy push this season
>which resulted in injuries
Coincidence? LMAO
>>67974937
As soon as he signed that 7mil contract he stopped scoring.
I think he had 1 30 goal with Buffalo season after his ELC, and its not even like Buffalo was always a shitter team during those years
>>67974835
the snow is so packed when it looks like that, it's not very slippery. Also that tire looks like a snow tire, so it does have traction.
>>67974979
Thanks for the reassurance Pulju! I worry when you do reckless things.
>>67974368
D O A N
O
A
N
How meme will this final be?
More meme then Blots/Pongs?
>>67975026
I just hope nashville meme magic goals happen in every game
and another black cat jinxes sj
Juolevi has won 3 championships this season
Breddy gud
>>67974972
i always feel suprised that teams fall for it to sign him
I mean he does make points quite good but only because he waits in the slot for some lucky rebound/deflection
>literal babby
but
>fighting along the boards
lol no
>backcheck
lol no
>fighting for the puck with a defending player
lol no
>defensive play
defenitely not
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gq3SwhFASk0
at excactly 5 minute you see """superior D-fence play"""
>>67975026
All I want is another reverse sweep against Sharks. Please let it happen.
>>67975137
>not wanting Donskoi to score gwg in game 7
what the fuck man
>>67975141
he'll score it on his own goalie for maximum meme
>>67975141
>Not wanting Maatta to score the GWG in Game 7
>>67975151
Määttä isn't good ol' Oulu boy tho. Also I'm scared that if something good happens to him the universe will balance it and he will literally die.
>>67975176
>Maatta catchs the mumps in game 1 pregame warmup
>>67975176
>Määttä scores the game seven overtime stanley cup winning goal
>goes mad
>skates back out and glides on his knees Theo Fleury-style into centre ice
>the giant cube of the videoboard collapses onto him
>>67975404
REE
![tumblr_inline_nt0vwfxruj1spsojg_1280[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/BTSPf5g.jpg "tumblr_inline_nt0vwfxruj1spsojg_1280[1].jpg")
>hockey will be done in two weeks
>next season starts even later than usual to bettman meme cup
>all i have left to look forward to is the draft and free agency
>>67975548
What are your projected top 5?
Toronto - Matthews
Jets - Laine
Columbus - Pulju
Edmonton - Tkutchuk
Vancouver trades to Montreal - Dubois
>>67975562
toronto - matthews
jets - laynee
columbus - puljumemes
edmonton - if they don't trade it like they should, then tkutchuk
vancouver - dubois, need that center + they need to replace mccann
>>67975576
>>67975562
Why Dubois behind Tkatchuk? Wasnt Dubois the highest ranked CHL player?
I agree Montreal will probably trade up, but I think theyll trade with Edmonton, as Edmonton needs D, and the D Class in the top 10 is rather deep, with Julovi, Sergachev, Fabbro and Chyurchyn
Montreal would really want Dubois, a huge Center from Quebec.
should I get one of those stanley cup final jerseys?
>>67975696
>paying bettmans salary
Shill.
will he bust next season?
Reminder that the Sharks are just setting up for the ultimate shorking.
>>67975756
>being from Finland
He already is
>>67975756
No. Plays too solid in every way, only weakness is size.
Who wins Calder trophy next season?
Finland flags need not reply
>>67975819
aho or laine
>>67975822
I see they dont teach reading in Finland.
>>67975819
probably some 24 year old russian
>>67975829
nice laine digits
>>67975901
cant have laine digits without pulju digit
So when all that combine shit will be? I know it starts today but is it just interviews today?
>>67975176
Fuck Oulu, and reindeering. Määttä is Central Finland master race.
>>67976164
Are you angry that kärpät is objectively the best finnish hockey team? No reason to be upset, we even let someone else win this year.
>>67976173
wew
>>67974740
Fresh from the oven, I mean washer
>>67968509
Improved Blots washer
>>67976987
I thought Missouri was known to be meth heads? Are Floridians as well?
Remember when >rags were the absolutely shittiest team in the leaque?
>had huge bloated budget
>had fucking Gretzky and Richter
>still didn't make it to play offs 7 times in a row
I don't understand this dishwasher meem.
>>67977140
they still are
>rags
>>67977140
The rags are dangerously close to that point right now. They have a thin prospect pool and not many draft picks. Not to mention their best player is approaching 35.
>>67977295
>confused
>at dishwashers
HOCKEY TONIGHT
>>67976846
thanks senpai
when's that world cup thing
>>67977775
September
>>67977308
Post rare dishwashers.
>>67978588
>tripcucks
>>67978857
>mad at letters
>>67978857
>feeding it
Oh cool ANOTHER reddit thread. Posting on /r/hockey and /r/4chan guys, you are so funnay haha
>230 posts in
>still zero Tampa fans
>mfw
>4 rounds in
>still zero canadian teams
>mfw
Is there a team in a worse position than the Minnesota Wild?
>Soft 30+ winger with a career ending back injury signed at top line money for the next decade
>Incredibly overrated locker room cancer defenseman signed at an even worse contract for the next decade
>soft autist who can't speak English as a captain
>doofus goalie who was signed after 5 months of good play, has regressed at an alarming rate and isn't even starter quality any more
>team is so cancerous they ran their excellent defensive minded coach out of town and hired a guy that couldn't win with prime ovechkin and couldn't win with getzlaf perry and Kesler
>fanbase that booed them off the ice in the playoffs
>management that relies on an IRL meme "the state of hockey" to pander to idiots and sell tickets
>worst logo in professional sports. A fucking bear made of trees
So, can anyone think of a team in a worse position?
>>67979307
snes, laffs, cucks, hasb, jest, flims and oilels. so fuck off canautist
>>67979307
The Oilers
>in Edmonton
>are the Oilers
>>67979352
>>67979354
Those teams are actively rebuilding, the mild can't because they have massive anchors to pay for the next decade. The team peaked at a second round exit and won't be able to do anything for literally a decade
>>67979421
sure thing cuck
>>67979444
>getting so butthurt you start /pol/ posting
>state of """""""""hockey""""""""
>>67979444
The Minnesota wild are fucked and will be handicapped for years to come for overpaying Suter and Parise. I hope you enjoyed your 2nd round peak because it'll only get worse from here.
>>67979482
Back "moneybags" Parise will never be the same, he is already a broken old man at 31
>>67979482
>>67979465
>>67979552
Trudeau post all you want. It still won't change the fact that the "state of hockey" has no cups and will be a bottom feeder in the next year or 2.
>>67979143
would be better if she had a dick
>state of hockey
Is there a bigger gimmick than this in sports? It's like the spacey in space meme, only its gone on for like 50 years
>>67979657
>"good 'ol" ontario boys
>>67979705
Epitome of good ol ontaria boi
>>67979750
That's some semi-bust meat 'n taters you've got there
>>67973734
>mfw peru weeb script faggot stole the 66666666 get from Dog's chosen son
>>67979855
The verdict is still out on that one.
>>67979888
The finnish pro scout is a friend of mine
anyone else think finns and canacucks should be banned from /hoc/?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10351297
>>67979911
>911
>9/11
meme magic
>>67979910
Pay denbts
>>67979954
I'll make sure to remind him
