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Main card (FOX Sports 1 at 9 p.m. ET)
Thomas Almeida vs. Cody Garbrandt
Renan Barao vs. Jeremy Stephens
Tarec Saffiedine vs. Rick Story
Chris Camozzi vs. Vitor Miranda
Jorge Masvidal vs. Lorenz Larkin
Josh Burkman vs. Paul Felder

Undercard (FOX Sports 1 at 8 p.m. ET)
Sara McMann vs. Jessica Eye
Abel Trujillo vs. Jordan Rinaldi
Jake Collier vs. Alberto Uda
Erik Koch vs. Shane Campbell

Undercard (UFC Fight Pass at 6 p.m. ET)
Aljamain Sterling vs. Bryan Caraway
Chris De La Rocha vs. Adam Milstead

>>67951436 [embed]
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larkin is still my boy
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>mfw Conor is the GOAT
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>>67964626
how many bings left boys
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So who in teamspeak?
>>67964687
about 25 minutes
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i think callen could KO schaub schtiff desu
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>>67964687
25
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Whos is this guy again?
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I can heem every here
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>>67964687
1/2 a bong
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>>67964716
Daniel "DiccSucc" Cornmier
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>Aljamain Sterling on Fight Pass
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I know for a fact i could permaheem every itt, simultaneously
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>>67964750
you natty m8?
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>>67964750
>writes a comment on a randome board
>goes back to throwing rocks at arabs
what a life
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>Finished just in time for the card

Feels good man
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>>67964765
10 eggs for breakfast my dude
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Will we ever see Schaub in a Bjj tournament again? I'm not sure if the SCHAUB SHUTDOWN would be an effective strategy under EBI rules.
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ngannou
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Why haven't you donated plasma today, /heem/?
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>>67964680
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>>67964796
>Jews throwing rocks at arabs
We use guns, unlike these bums
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>>67964801
My pleasure
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Link?
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>>67964848
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>>67964801

Finished what? Your hotpockets?
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>>67964846
kek keep up the good work shlomo
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>>67964845
When Conor gets a full camp, this is what the rematch will look like bud.
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>>67964866
http://www.ufc.tv/video/ufc-lasvegas-2016-fight-pass-prelims
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>>67964846
>We use guns
Uzis and Galils all day every day
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>>67964886
Doesn't work
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>>67964926
Hasn't started yet.
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>>67964846
Be grateful that patriotic Christian Americans are putting their lives on the line to protect your Jewry.
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>>67964884
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>>67964884

>Conor being capable of roundhouse kicks
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>>67964942
Give me another link
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Finally a good UFC card. How fucking pumped are you bros?
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Is the taima mma channel gonna have the fight pass prelims?
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Why aren't you donating plasma right now, /heem/?
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new

>>67964626
>>67964626
>>67964626
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>watching nazi movie
>yelling "their in the floor" at the tv
>look at my phone
>17:45
>ITS TIME
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>>67964904
Oh, but the kike's comment about killing arabs isn't removed?

>SPEAK ILL OF ISRAEL AND GET YOUR POST REMOVED

WEW LAD THEY'RE HERE TOO
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Can Israeli """"men"""" withstand the southamerican spic power?
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>he doesn't donate plasma
SHIGGY FUCKING DIGGY
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>>67964731
>i sentence you to get that dick sucked, Jon.
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>>67965001
Gertrude Memez vs Gerturdis Assinvader @UFC 300 prelims headliner confirmed.
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>>67965021
I donated 1 month ago la, no memes
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you have to donate plasma AT LEAST 3 times a day minimum to be the GOAT
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>>67965027
post im coming to suck that dick jon
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>>67965005
calm down juan, don't you have some bulls to torture?
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any acestream links ready?
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>>67964975
http://www.iprcenter.gov/disclaimer/
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>>67965027
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>>67964996
Cause fuck donating shit that their gonna charge the patient for. I'm B Pos. They love my plasma and blood, but they can't have it. Also I aint got time to be sitting there for 2 hours.
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>>67965029
Im too powerful, to explosive.

Im all the way up on a new level and nothing can stop me. You might say, here comes the boom.
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>>67964626
SCHAUB
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>totally forgetting about the fights tonight and still not missing any of them

Amerishits will never know this feel
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>>67965046
True, we torture bulls here instead of letting them fuck our wives until our race is unrecognizable like they do in Brasil.

Good thinking, Joaquim!

>>67965021
I donate every two months.

Every respectable fighter should do the same. I bet the Diaz bros would donate if they didn't have marijuana in their blood 24/7.
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>>67965059
Doesn't work
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>>67965100
joke's on you i just woke up from a nap
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>>67965072
>2 hours
What kind of shitty bloodsucking methods they use in your state?
It took me 20 minutes last month
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there is some women tennis looking crap on bt2, when does this shit fucking end ? are they showing prelims on bt2 ?
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WHO GOT LINKS? FIGHT START IN 5 MINS MOTHER FUCKER!! LINK UP NIGGA!
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Why is it so hard to get something decent from FightPass?

I just get low quality shot
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Link
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>>67965118
Plasma takes way longer than just donating a pint of whole blood, you third world mope.
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>>67965106
My guess is that you don't work. Try getting a job and then maybe you too can spare the $8/month for fightpass c/;^{D>
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>>67965120
No, only fightpass.
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>>67965127
ufc.tv you goof
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>>67965091
BRENDAN "Den Store Brune" SCHAUB
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>>67965072
In most places, you can use your phones while donating
You could be making money while shitposting
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>>67965075
i actually have a fight pass code from the event here in croatia, i prefer ace stream tho
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>>67965120
early prelims are fight pass only
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>Caraway and Miesha were literally RV bums
damn

lads should I stay up for this card
I have uni at 8:00 tomorrow
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>>67965127
http://www.ufc.tv/video/ufc-lasvegas-2016-fight-pass-prelims
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>tfw your homie that got you into watching fights and was your last kidless friend knocks up his wife

Whelp at least I have you goofs.
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>>67965156
you realize fighters don't get paid when you use ace stream, right?
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>>67965136
It doesn't take 2 hours you uneducated white chimpanzee, it takes 30 min MAX
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>>67965132
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>>67965115
It wasn't a joke
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>>67965175
If you donate blood in brazil instead of orange juice you get a nice juicy gi to eat
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fuck lads
this promo is making me believe in Mr. Tate
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>>67965175
http://www.redcrossblood.org/donating-blood/types-donations/plasma

>The average donation takes 1 hour and 15 minutes.

What now, nigger?
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tfw no one here could heem me because you cant heem what you cant catch
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>>67965167
Tell your professor you took the day off for Memorial Day.
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>>67965140
i actually have a fight pass code from the event here in america, i prefer ace stream tho
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>>67964698
i just popped in

>>67965192
hop in bro so we can laugh when the sterling meme ends
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>>67964727
is that the natty GOAT himself?
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>>67965191
I don't live in Brazil thankfully.
>>67965195
You got me m9, it didn't seem that long while i was there
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>>67965185
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what's with the commenting on Taima, do you have to be some elite member to take part or some shit?
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>>67965216
I hope you prefer being a bottom too, because you won't have a choice once you're in prison, scumbag.
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>>67965192
I thought that too when they put it on youtube, but then the free fight they put up was the one where he fish-hooked eric perez, and that made me remember how much of a fucboi he is.
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>>67965178
Does mcmann have kids? She seems motherly.

>>67965185
The emotional state of us all.
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>>67965100

I will also never know the feeling of staying up till 3 am to indulge in another country's viewership culture
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ITS SILLY DILLY
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>>67965208
Fuck PHP, the only letters I need are U, S and A

>>67965226
I'm mostly just worried I'm going to get goof'd instantly.
If Caraway looks in significantly better shape than he did in the last fight I'll start getting scared
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>undefeated Cody Garbrandt
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Damn this taima stream must be way behind.
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>>67965132
hngggh

i know what i'm doing during this fight
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>Faber is just trash to me
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>>67965253
You ok? Want a hug?
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>>67965284
Don't worry I'm with you senpai
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>>67965282
"""""Undefeated"""""""
https://youtu.be/IXp_FdRCBNE
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>>67965256
What Caraway is saying isn't wrong though.
Sterling can't strike for shit and only wrestles on the ground. He probably doesn't like getting hit.
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>>67965282
>undefeated colin mcgregor
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This is terrible I'm not watching anymore
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>>67965282

>undefeated Conor McGregor
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>>67965296
I'm fine. I'm watching a crystal clear HD stream on fightpass right now. You wanna end this back and forth now and just hop in my guard?
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Alright lads picked are locked in. Good luck.

As always someone else goof 'em.
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Mom pays for fs1
Thanks!
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>>67965302

B L A C K E D
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>>67965304
I couldn't sit through the entire fight but didn't Assuncao take Caraway down and grapple him for 15 minutes? Why wouldn't Sterling be able to do the same?
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>>67965302
yet they won't say jon jones is '''undefeated''''
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All the songs in the world and people chose gay shit like this Bon Jovi song.
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>>67965314
at least wait to see sterling get cucked
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>>67965341
Does your mum want an extra son? haha ;DF
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>calvert county
>pipefitter
doesn't get much more wannabe country boy than this guy
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>this tripfag is still trying to get somebody else to goof them
Lmao @ the cuck rebelling

Goof them you cuck bitch
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bow to your sensei!
¨
sensei Segal will heem u all
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WHY IS THIS NIGGA WALKING TO THE OCTAGON WITH A FUCKING EARPIECE HE CLOSING A DEAL WHILE WALKING TO GET HIS ASS KICKED OR SOMETHING?
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>>67965174
me watching the event or not has nothing to do with fighters getting paid, were the poor part of europe nobody cares of
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Will this be spicy?
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>>67965318
>>67965310
conor had lost before diaz u fucin goofs
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>>67965310
>>67965318
said no one
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>>67965364
i was only joking haha
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>>67965384
Let's find out goof
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>>67965355
Jon jones isn't undefeated.
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>>67965384
yeah but kinda gross too like a slim jim
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>edgelord music

kek, hope this fuccboi gets HEEM'd
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>>67965385
>>67965390

UNDEFEATED IN THE OCTAGON xD
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GOOD STREAMS WHERE HOLY SHIT I CAN NEVER GET ONE ANYMORE FIGHT PASS DAMMIT
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>>67965323
Y you want to fight me?
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there literally hasn't been a good heavyweight fight in 2 years

why haven't they shelved this shit meme division yet?
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Milstead will heem this goof
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No Joe Rogan tonight? Whatever he is doing I'm glad it's not commentating.
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>>67965418
i am going to fight you.
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>>67965415
Firstrowsports
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>>67965415
nice try Dana, I won't rat out my streams that easily
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>>67965421
Arlovski vs Brown m8
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SPICY
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SPICY
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>>67965432
he only does ppv's and sometimes big FOX cards
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>>67965432
He is doing fight companion
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holy shit this card is a banger
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SPICY RIGHT OUTTA THE GATE
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MILSTEAD
I
L
S
T
E
A
D
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>>67965421
>there literally hasn't been a good heavyweight fight in 2 years

>Browne vs. Arlovski

At least try and pretend not to be a 189er Mcginnis
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spicy banger alert
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spicy banger
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t-team de la rocha
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who /TeamDeLaRocha/ here?
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>>67965434
But why? I just want a link..I don't want any trouble just wanna watch some fights with my HEEM bros
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HEEM LEAKY
>>
The Le Rocha
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>>67965440
oh that was only last year?
that was the one I was talking about

I guess the HW division gets a pass so
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why is the fightpass video so shit in a browser
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FUCK YOU I WONT DO WHAT YOU TELL ME
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>>67965470
>>67965471

close
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>>67965480
ILLEGAL

I unironically hope you rot in prison

>>67965476
>>67965473
Milstead is Stipes training partner and is therefore my boy by proxy
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this fucking fight!!!! schaub would have been slept 6 times by now
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God damn either this guy has a granite chin or Milstead has pillow fists
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WHAT THE FUCK COMMERCIALS OUT OF NOWHERE
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Milstead is throwing fucking HAMMERS
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Technique out of the window

Just two men throwing down

AND ROITFULLY SO
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>>67965519
Schaub would have choked both of these goofs by now
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>commercial break mid round
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>car insurance ad literally in the middle of a fucking round
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C O M M E R C I A L
O
M
M
E
R
C
I
A
L
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>tfw i predicted a rd 2 KO
>mfw those early exchanges
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>stream turns to commercial in the middle of the fight

ayy lmao

The fight was spicy
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the fuck are these gay commercials on the taima stream?
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oh great

the one good HW fight for 2016 is literally who vs literally de la who
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>AmeriADS
>>
>americommercials
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LMAO
>Commercials
TRY GETTING FIGHTPASS YOU DUMMIES
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Since when Dillashaw was heavyweight.
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>dat lowkick
oh im laffin
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>>67965544
>>67965525
>>67965546
>>67965548
>>67965562
>>67965566
>>67965573
>>67965561

>Being a goof
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>All these dummies on streams

No ads for me.
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great round, hope they won't gas
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milstead on pace to break both hands

rocha almost heemed himself with his own leg kick
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>decide screw it taima surely won't let me down this time it's not a high tier card
>something at some point turns to shit

Literally every time ;_;
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>tfw dont have fightpass or streams so just looking at post and imagening
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this fight is great. spicy card incoming lads.
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>>67965525
>>67965544
>>67965546
>>67965548
>>67965555
>>67965558
>>67965562
>>67965566

Guess how I know you ain't a fucking fight fan
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FREEZE IT RIGHT HERE
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Who /legal fightpass/ here?
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>>67965594
They gassed 3 minutes into the first round
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You guys enjoyed that round? Looked sloppy to me
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I give this 4 out of 5 chillies on the banger scale so far.
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>>67965622
Fun for a who vs who HW fightpass prelim opener
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>Mfw foreigners too poor to afford fight pass

Enjoy the car ads...I know I don't enjoy your gambling ones.
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>>67965603
Rapid pelvic thrust
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too much blood

wipe that guy off
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>>67965622
It was incredibly sloppy but it's heavyweight so it's about par for the weight class
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heem fucking leaky
>>
wtf is on that dudes back?
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Why can't all non-title fight HW fights be on the early prelims? It's like an appetizer, if it sucks you still have the main course to look forward to, if it's good it just gets you more excited for what's to come
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heem leaky
>>
pat barry vs caraway

miesha vs rose

browne vs schaub

ronda vs callen

couple vs couple card, who you got?
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>>67965635
>implying fight pass is only available in the US

heem urself
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LET'S GO CHAMP
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>"let's go champ!"
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blood for the blood god
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>lets go champ
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rocha's belly looks like it has a separate consciousness
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LETS GO CHAMP
E
T
S

G
O

C
H
A
M
P
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>Not just owning FS1
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>>67965594

>Unranked
>Not getting gassed after 2 mins
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>>67965605
>supporting the jewfc by paying for goypass
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>>67965671
caraway
miesha
brown
callen
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fat tits lose
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HEEM STOPPY
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NO KNOCKOUTS ALLOWED
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FUCK U REF
>>
WTF?!??
>>
JUST BLEED
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FUCK OFF REF
>>
Good stoppage
>>
HEEM STOPPY
>>
good stoppage I think
>>
WHY DID HE STOP IT? WHAT THE FUCK
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>this fucking bloodbath
>>
Oh wow that's a category 5 banger right there.
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holy shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
>>
HEEM
HEEM
HEEM
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GODS
HEEMS FOR GOD
HEEMS FOR SCHAUB
SCHAUB=GOD
SCHAUB=GOD
HAIL SCHAUB
>>
>>67965671
pat
meisha
browne
callen

>No nunez & raquel
>>
LOL! what is this the NBA?
>>
fucking pussy ass ref piece of shit. Good stoppage though
>>
That guy had a hell of a chin
>>
Terrible stoppage
>>
It's nice to see Reebok making pink shorts for a change. Getting real tired of the plain old black and white
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TELL ME DO YOU BLEED?
>>
good stoppage
>>
>Thats a bad stoppage

Oh yeah just let him kill the guy why not
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>>67965724
>>67965728
this
>>
That stoppage probably needed to happen for the sake of that guys noggin.
>>
ref had it right. dude was getting his brain scrambled
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Props for quality stoppage, tho i wanted to see heem sleepy.
>>
based ref

let the fighter fight another day, no need for unnecessary punishment :^)
>>
Damn. Ref saved his ass.
>>
>"tko"
>guy is still standing up and defending himself
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>The Prototype
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Heavyweight is the only weight class that matters.

REAL FIGHT FANS' favorite weight class is heavyweight.
>>
Nice blood donation there in the ring.
>>
>This stoppage
If he wans't leaky the fight would not be stopped
>>
>it's a gassing heavyweights putting on a slugfest in the 2nd round get early stoppaged by some literal who referee episode
>>
Anyone that thinks that was a bad stoppage is a pleb faggot

>blue collar american

I love it.
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Either Millstead is as pillowfisted as it gets or Rocha has an incredible chin.

There were some massive blows there, that stoppage was also pretty shite. JUST BLEED
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He did eat a few dingers 2bph
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this is what happens when there's a certain percentage of people bitching about EVERY STOPPAGE despite whether it's early or late. the refs just get pussier and pussier to accommodate the complainers and we end up with a pussy sport.
>>
thank you for your service
>>
>>67965769

>Defending himself

>Hands by his side using his chin to block shots
>Defending
>>
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
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Worst stoppage I've ever seen. On par with RDA vs. Cerrone 2.
>>
Good stoppage the guy ate 4 clean powerpunchs in a row
>>
FUCK THE VETS THEY CAN EAT A DICK!
>>
>>67965786
Milstead was emptying his tank, De La Rocha would have dominated round 3 for sure, Rosenthal's return when? God bless.
>>
de la rocha is STILL MY BOY
>>
THANKING JESUS
SHAKE A VETERAN'S HAND
BLUE COLLAR AMERICAN

MURIKA
>>
>AND, HMM, YEAH, BIG MEN UPSTAIRS, THANK YOU
>>
>the prototype
>is the most basic white american men

It all fit
>>
this ref has obviously never seen pat barry vs congo.
>>
>>67965790
>Two dudes covered in blood punching each other
>pussy sport
>>
>>67965786
I'm not convinced
>>
>>67965790
no, this is because it's the heavyweight division and the refs realise each punch is doing big damage
>>
>>67965794
he was literally throwing punches as the ref stopped it lol
>>
that was a bad stoppage
>>
MUH DICK
>>
>>67965779

>If he wasn't getting punched a lot he wouldn't lose

Wew
>>
>>67965794
His hand was up and he threw a right hand as the ref stopped it. see >>67965786

Terrible fucking stoppage. heem yourself
>>
Anyone else think Adam looks like Mark Hammil?
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Miesha is bae
>>
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That black and gold was pretty jarring, what prompted the change for UFC?
>>
>miesha will never emotionally ground you
>>
>miesha and megan

hnngg
>>
>>67965803
What the fuck bro it's memo weekend
You're gonna have to thank the vets for their service twice as much now
>>
Hnggg
>>
>>67965799
better get rose that dog
>>
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>>67965794
Look closely m8. He was defending and even dodgin the last punch and threw one punch back.
>>
>>67965831
You can get punched into a pulp and not get bloodied, it's a genetic thing.
It's not a good metric for damage.
>>
megan>miesha
>>
>>67965760
who give a fuck?
He knew what he was getting into.
If he toughed that out Milstead was gassing for sure. Dela Rocha earned the glory, but it was taken from him by the faggit ref. It is not like he saved his brain or anything that shit is long gone from sparring.
>>
>there are literally people in this thread near me that think miesha "fartface" tate is attractive near me
>>
>>67965683
Brilliant, exactly what I was thinking.
>>
>>67965833
who is Mark Hammil?
>>
>>67965786
>ref literally stopping it as de la Rocha tries to counter
Jesus fucking christ, how is this defendable?
>>
>>67965799

holy shit, nigga got shit on until the end
that ref is cold
>>
Holy shit I'm so hungry
>>
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who /tapology/ here?
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>>67965811

zzzzzz

have sex

>all these casuals think you need to be out cold for a fight to be stopped

He was getting hit like a pinata, and even though he had a good chin, he was done for. No need for pointless brain damage just to entertain some neckbeards.
>>
Bryan has been promised the ass today if he wins.
>>
>>67965863
I got pizza bruh, you wan't some?
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>>67965856
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Fuck Bryan Caraway
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>tfw miesha will never melt your butter fat

why even live
>>
>>67965855
>glory

This guy full Spartan mode?
>>
would you eat meisha's pussy?
>>
>>67965870
h-he gets to eat de butthole?
>>
>>67965859
people trying to hard

it's not defendable the stoppage was ridiculous
>>
>>67965875
Is it Vegan pizza?
>>
White boys close your eyes

I don't think you will enjoy this next fight
>>
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>>67965864
a perfect 1/1 so far
>>
>>67965887
He'll have no choice in the matter. Hubby Tate will make him.
>>
Oh shit Caraway is fighting now?
>>
>>67965864
here
>>
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http://www.streamhd.eu/streams/hd1.html

>mfw when people actually bought fightpass for 2 fights thinking that it supports the fighters
>>
Who is the bearded hipster in the "Where are they now?" promo?
>>
>>67965899
She is getting hotter by the day
>>
>>67965885
have you played sports?
It feels good when you win.
Plus it advances your career.
I guess glory is a little strong but it means a lot to a fighter to win
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Gonna watch that "Where They Are Now" mostly for Bobby Southworth
>>
wait Barao moved up a weight class?

He probably gettin heemed
>>
>>67965928
>for 2 fights
someone can't into proxy
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After this fight are we on BT Sport?
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Is this whole card on Fight Pass?
>>
>>67965898
most whites itt might enjoy it actually
>>
>This goes to distance, I give you my watch, Jon.
>>
>>67965932
Tait Fletcher. Hes doing action movies now and was recently in John Wick. Also owns a coffee company I think.
>>
>>67965932
Tait Fletcher
>>
Almeida = my boy
>>
>>67965941
He can't make 135 anymore, he struggled to make it.
>>
>>67965947
What region can you watch the main card in?
>>
>>67965968
He's got that Barao mouth
>>
>>67965898
I'm white as snow. Fuck Caraway.
>>
>>67965949
no. fs1
>>
>>67965968
Same
>>
>>67965941
Yep, first fight at 145 against Jeremy Stephens no less. He always had a lot of of trouble making 135, he's been self heemed trying to make it once before at least.
>>
Literally how is anyone picking Cody over Almeida? This is a mismatch
>>
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>>67965970
>>
Almeida with that steroid voice and the 12yo body, bad motherfucker right there
>>
Is it just me or does almeida look like a young Royce?
>>
>>67965972
germany
>>
>>67965898
Yo set me up with some nice african american girl with a thicc ass. All i have here are slavic and mediterranean white girls, not that exotic imho.
>>
>>67965984
LOL stop it
>>
>>67965858
Shit, I meant MATT Hamill.
>>
>>67965995
That's an oximoron, every hue looks like a young hoyce
>>
>>67965984
He has a meme haircut and tattoos like conor

Almeida only has the meme sunglasses
>>
>>67966002
No turks semen demons there?
>>
>Caraway
>Putting a beating on anyone
>>
>bryan caraway
>the guy to beat

u wot?
>>
>>67965940
what is even happening at the end there? doesn't look like he hit his head or anything but he's acting like he's having a seizure.
>>
Can I get a link?

I must see this fight please
>>
>>67966010
less memes more heems
>>
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what's going on here
>>
Almeida is the new anderson silva... he'll prove it tonight kids a beast going to be the face of the UFC by the end of 2016.
>>
>>67965954

Damn, what a badass.
>>
i hope caraway uses fish hooks
>>
>woman in the corner
>>
>>67965948
yeah lad
>>
>>67966028
UFC.tv
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Has Marc Goddard claimed Sterling as his boy?
>>
Fite start when
>>
>>67966028
http://www.streamhd.eu/streams/hd1.html

>you are now in debt to me forever
>>
>>67966019
Turks are mediterranean bro, plus all Turks here are mixed with balkanites, just like the entire western Turkey lmao. I want some top exotic tier girl, Arab, Black, Latina or something like that.
>>
>>67966026
Late Career Irvin was a sight. Commentators agreed with you - Irvin was faking to get out of the fight. Sad!
>>
>>67966038
please don't let this become a meme
>>
>>67966002
you dont want that, they all get fat rapidly when they get a man to pay for them.
>>
>having a woman in your corner
>caracuck
>>
>>67966033
possibly vitor's style of several different haircuts at once
>>
>>67966038
He can dance just as well, so I believe it.
>>
B L A C K I N G

time
>>
respect caraway's walkout tune
>>
>>67966048
The second you sign the contract.
>>
>>67966045
Thanks man

Hope this finishes early I'm finna for some chips
>>
>>67966048
like a minute and a half
>>
>>67966062
>being in a relationship where the woman is the better fighter and whole world knows it
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miesha is looking good lads

>>67966033
>>
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>tfw this is the last fight I get to see tonight because of work

Hold me pls.
>>
Remember to stop it if anybody takes more than three punches in a row, ref!

Even if they're not rocked and clearly throwing counters! MUH SAFETY!

In fact, just stop the fights as soon as somebody catches a submission, before the other fighter taps out. MUH SAFETY, after all!

Fucking atrocious. I'm legit fuming.
>>
something tells me this is going to be like maia vs shields
>>
i bet mieshas hair smells really nice
>>
>>67966056
most latinas are very, very similar to mediterraneans, except the mullato ones.
>>
Is anyone gonna mention that caraway just walked out to "Push it real good"?
>>
>>67966069
Fuckin right? Salt and Peppa in da house
>>
>>67966090
you work security?
>>
Wtf is that new Instagram logo?
>>
Almeida will get heemed hard, mark my words
>>
>not having a woman in your corner

Are you all gay or something?
>>
Funkmaster /here/
>>
>>67966047
he was just letting him know he was still a manlet
>>
nigga's got a pillow on his head.
>>
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>>67966033
His barber is a Miesha Tate fan
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Oh shit

Time for the cucking of Bryan Caraway
>>
>>67966090
>work
>memorial day weekend

kek, sucks to be you bru
>>
>>67966105
I record and direct wolf porn.
>>
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this is like 1 on 1 westbrook vs delly
>>
>>67966099
we just did fambino.

v. cool
>>
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>that chain
>>
Who /STRONG ISLAND/ here?
>>
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caraway gets heemed
meisha gets blacked
all in one night
>>
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>Tfw Matt Serra and Ray Longo will never be in your corner
>>
>>67966130
bird up!
>>
>>67966123
Muh country
>>
>>67966098
Yea, I meant pure savage Indian latina.
>>
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>>67966124
what
>>
>all these goofs can't handle the funk
>>
>>67966123
>norway
>memorial day
>>
i hope caraway wins for the lulz
>>
what country is sterling from? his shit is green not blue
>>
Misha wins by heem
>>
>ALjemain = teamjesus
he definitely wins all my monopoly money on sterling
>>
F U N K

M A S T E R
>>
>>67966122
I wouldn't be able to have an ego.
My self esteem would be so low

>that thumbs up he gives
End him now, let it all be over.
>>
caraway with the blackletter name tat looking pretty nazi

it's a good look
>>
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>sterling ranked 4
how?
>>
Bloody hell they actually put this on Fight Pass the madmen
>>
After Aljo winsn the fight, he should give Caraway the win money to pay him for a one night cucking of misha
>>
kek, big fight for the prelims but arena still empty as shit
>>
Caraway is winning this lads, no way will he get cucked in front of Miesha.
>>
I heard Miesha will let Bryan hold her belt if he wins tonight.
>>
meme kicks
>>
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sterling bout to get spooked
>>
>>67966189
Is Miesha in his corner?
>>
Sterling has some insane kicks
>>
Damn, Aljo has got some kicks
>>
>that balance
>>
lmao caraway frustrated already
>>
Edmond would destroy both of these guys
>>
>>67966221
ye lad
>>
have $100 on Jeremy Steven to win what do you guys think? Also anyone know where I can find a good stream?
>>
>crossfacing him against the cage with his flat top
black people
>>
LMAO
PEOPLE DOUBTING THE FUNK
>>
HAHAHAHAHA

BLACKED
>>
Jesus, that back take into the body lock was so fluid, very good stuff
>>
>>67966264
UK Bro shared this in thread
http://www.streamhd.eu/streams/hd1.html
>>
caraway has pretty good sub defense
>>
>>67966264
channel 26 bruv
>>
Inb4 caraway rapes sterling after a failed memekick
>>
>>67966264
this post reeks of reddit
>>
This move should be illegal!
>>
>>
wtf is that
>>
sterling is so clueless on how to finish that he's just cranking power halves top lel
>>
uhhh
>>
love serra's voice
>>
Wow

What a meme position
>>
>full nelson position right here

kek
>>
THE KEKCIFIX POSITION
>>
10-8 sterling
>>
What a ground game by Sterling
>>
Good job surviving there Caraway.

All that bottoming with Miesha has really paid off
>>
>Getting this manhandled in front of your girlfriend
>>
absolutely dominated lol
>>
Want to see more punches from sterling here, the choke isn't happening.
>>
Caraway will come back lads, he took Aljo's best and survived
>>
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Props to Caraway for surviving that

Nice full nelson lel
>>
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Full Heemson


Maybe this meme card isn't so bad afterall.
>>
>>67966308
full nelson I bet we're going to see that used to set up rnc's from now on
>>
sterlings legs are doneso from doing meme shit
>>
>>67966326
lmao good one friend :^)
>>
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HELP MIESHA
>>
That was fun.
>>
Matt Serra could do commentary from the corner
>>
>People picked Caraway unironically
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smoove
>>
>>67966332

kek
>>
>>67966361
>Matt Serra could do commentary from the corner

best comment of 2016 confirmed
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sterling gassed?
>>
Sterling needs to work a lot on his boxing, he is getting punched too much
>>
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did kid lightening win??
>>
>>67966361

we should get corner commentary as an option on fp
>>
both gassed kek
>135 pounds
>>
Caraway's doing better now, less reckless and timing his attacks better
>>
>>67966340
>>67966342

Thats a legit neck crank and it should count as a near submission
>>
>>
>>67966385
keeps throwing headkicks like a goof
>>
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD

>>67966422
>>67966422
>>67966422
>>67966422
>>67966422

NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
>>
>>67966367
caraway goofed bad when he turned his back, shoulda found a whizzer or got the underhook back
>>
LETS GO ALJO
>>
>>67966425
>you're penis will never be that foam roller
>>
2 rounds for sterling
>>
>>67966480
LOL
>>
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>>67966087
Why does this nigger have chocolate mousse on his head?
>>
19-19 but I can understand 19-18 Sterling
>>
28-28
>>
Caraway 29-28

Could be 28-28 though
>>
Dallas Winston scored it a draw

http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/5/29/11808394/ufc-fight-night-88-almeida-vs-garbrandt-live-results-play-by-play
>>
>there are goofs on /heem/ who bought into the aljo meme

lmao at your life goofs
>>
how do you score this fight 29-28 for sterling?
>>
DID THE MAIN CARD START?
>>
Black boys on suicide watch
>>
>>67966690

Cause it was. First round was a 10-8 for Aljo
>>
Koch looking good at 155
>>
what a weak fucking card
>>
Decisions shouldn't count as wins, technically the fight still isn't over
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