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UPCOMING EVENTS (May):
5/29: UFC FN 88 (Almeida vs Garbrandt)
(((FIGHT PASS PRELIMS START AT 6 PM EDT, 3 PM PDT, 11 PM BST, FS1 PRELIMS START AT 7 PM EDT, 4 PM PDT, 12 AM BST, MAIN CARD STARTS AT 9 PM EDT, 6 PM PDT, 2 AM BST)))
UPCOMING EVENTS (June):
6/4: UFC 199 (Bisping vs Rockhold 2)
6/10: Titan FC 39 (Cavalcante vs Healy)
6/12: Pancrase 278 (Sunabe vs Haita)
6/17: ONE FC (TBA)
6/17: Bellator 156 (Galvao vs Dantas)
6/17: EFN Global (Fedor vs Maldonaldo)
6/18: UFC FN 89 (MacDonald vs Thompson)
6/24: Bellator 157 (Jackson vs Ishii)
6/25: GLORY 31 (Vakhitov vs Bouzidi)
UPCOMING EVENTS (July):
7/1: ONE FC (TBA)
7/7: UFC FN 90 (Dos Anjos vs Alvarez)
7/8: TUF 23 Finale (Jedrzejczyk vs Gadelha)
7/9: UFC 200 (DC vs Jones 2)
7/10: UFC Hall of Fame Inductions
7/13: UFC FN 91 (Ferguson vs Chiesa)
7/16: Bellator 158 (Kimbo vs Thompson)
7/23: UFC on Fox 20 (Holm vs Shevchenko)
7/30: UFC 201 (Lawler vs Woodley)
PREVIOUS THREAD: >>67932040
NEWS:
>UFC FN 88 weigh in results
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/05/ufc-fight-night-88-live-and-official-weigh-in-results-1
>Maldonaldo on Fedor fight
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/27/11538170/fabio-maldonado-explains-how-he-expects-to-beat-the-best-of-all-times
>Emil Weber Meek was congratulated by the UFC after heeming Ronda Paulharris
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/27/11794472/emil-meek-reflects-on-knockout-win-over-rousimar-palhares-says-ufc
>FN89 card change
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/27/11794578/kid-yamamoto-injured-joe-soto-steps-in-to-fight-chris-beal-at-ufc
be very careful
>leave rda to me
>>67951568
>risky bussiness
>nate will win the rematch
JON
>>67951899
fags
>>67951899
is he going to cry again?
>check tonight's card
>literal whos
Guess I'm not staying up for that.
>>67951931
>everywhere
>>67951976
>>67951957
this card is unironically great
>>67952032
>free mcduck
>ufc 200
> ----> let them bang
>>67952119
her daughter?
Man there's some absolute tards on this site, I know /heem/ gets bad but bloody hell
>>67952441
Where did you see them?
>>67952681
In the mirror LOL REKT
>>67951436
>actually posting a new thread on time and not 20 or even 10 posts early
good job lad
Wew, finals coming in fast.
What i miss?
>>67952681
Other boards desu, mostly just feels like newfags trying to fit in so they constantly use buzzwords but it is what it is
>>67952696
haha Sir you sure got me good there
>>67952837
>cuck detected
How many bongs, lads?
>>67952836
well, at least not 20 posts early. can't stand fucking faggots racing to be OP and posting meme shit 50 posts prematurely
>>67952924
It is what is is: Autism.
>>67947674
>>67952996
What's this from?
>>67952980
Read the OP
>>67953080
>read the OP
Well memed
https://www.instagram.com/p/BF_pfTbk3L9/
>>67953136
>ywn have a dog
i hate being a cityfag apartment nerd
>>67951436
poor Paul Harris. it's not like he does it on purpose, he's just a bit of a dumdum.
>>67953250
>cityfag apartment
how do you live with yourself?
>>67951436
poor Paul Harris. it's not like he does it on purpose, he's just a bit of a dumdum.
>>67953136
>https://www.instagram.com/p/BF_pfTbk3L9/
well now i want frankie to win
>>67953136
Holy shit lads that's a true warrior there.
Also
>This bird has got some balls huh?
>w..what?
>>67952032
that guy could be blocking those with his face and it wouldn't even hurt him
My boy The Horror Story going to unleash that heavy leather tonight lads
>>67953755
god i wish she'd pull that pose on my dick
We have individual predictions, but lets see if we can get a majority board prediction.
Every option is available, with geo locations so we can see what country is voting what.
>VOTE
http://www.poll-maker.com/poll704803x04104003-29
>VOTE
http://www.poll-maker.com/poll704803x04104003-29
>VOTE
http://www.poll-maker.com/poll704803x04104003-29
>>67953900
wtf lad
Why?
>>67953867
having to cut to 135 is kind of a lot for a fit bird
she is stacked in the lower half
>>67953963
Quicker way to see what the majority think
>>67953966
You want to have a lot of muscle to cut water, though. It's easier than doing it with fat, even.
You'd rather drop water from muscle than your brain, right?
>>67953900
how long did that take you?
>>67953989
I guess, sort of feels odd though
You going to do this for future cards too?
>>67953900
>http://www.poll-maker.com/poll704803x04104003-29
>>67953989
this autism
just do a strawpoll for the big fights if u want to find that out
>>67954021
About 10 minutes in total, just put in the names/fights and generated all the possible outcomes online, then just ctrl & v'd it into pollmaker
STUPID
ASS
COWBOY
CERRONE
>>67953136
how do I get balls like that bird
>>67954106
Silicone oil injections.
>>67954129
that last shot probably took 3 years off his life
reminiscent of bigfoot overeem
>>67952032
paige is very pretty when the camera isnt focusing on her monkey face
>>67954183
My middle finger on my right hand won't stop fucking twitching. How do I stop it lads?
This must be one of the worst UFC nights.
Not a single interesting fighter.
>>67954232
You sound carb depleted
30-40 bananas should have you fixed up in no time.
>>67954232
shove it up your bum and enjoy the free vibrator
>>67954238
filthy casual get out
>>67954238
>>67954263
>tfw you forget you're posting on a board with flags
>>67953900
>There's a guy who lives in Las Vegas
throw a banana in the ring when sterling fights
how do views in youtube work?
I want to give nate views on https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AP1B0sSW704
>>67954283
>le samefag accuse :DD
>>67953900
>geo locations
no
>>67954353
:DD
>>67954343
Watch the video all the way through, give it a thumbs up. More views on Nates content makes him a more desirable interview, and furthers his career. You could also follow Nates social media accounts and retweet/favorite/like what he posts.
>>67954283
>only one user per country
That sure would be a neat board.
>>67954353
>>67954433
you're trying way too hard
>>67954202
her lower leg is thicker than her upper leg wtf
>>67954462
yes, my goal is to pretend successfully on 4chan
>>67954518
They're called cankles
>>67954534
a noble endeavor. i pretend i'm better than all these autists too
>>67953900
apparently im from curitiba now, good to know
>>67954586
You're not fooling me, buddy
>>67954573
shoo, shoo polska troll
Schaub is replacing Rogan lads
>>67954616
>interviews from the shadow realm ft. prince naseem
>>67954573
forearms bigger than upper arm too
>>67954616
i thought prince naseem retired years ago
>>67954573
I'd still hit it
>>67954616
wait a sec is that schaub
is that pic real, what organization is that
>>67954687
It's clearly djokovic you can see the round scores down the bottom
>>67954714
Washouts Fighting Championship
Shaub is their posterboy
>>67954771
schaub can freely pass into the shadow realm at will after his UFC career so he got a job interviewing boxers who have been recently knocked out. good on him
>>67954771
absolutely rekt
>>67954029
>go to give Dana a whitey handshake
>he gives you a blacky handshake
>>67954687
>>67954850
I should heem all you goofs for stealing my joke and not even giving me you's
>>67954940
me every day in high school
Guys I think Claudia Gadelha posted her tits on snapchat by a mistake right now. She looks thick!
>>67955049
take screenshot, ya goof
>referee level: mazagatti
>>67954029
chrissy a waifu
>>67955207
fitch asked him to let chokes go ahead of time.
>>67954616
he got called the worst interviewer ever by dan rafael from ESPN
>>67955327
cringe
>>67955327
my fellow braindead retired fighters know, we can still read instructions
>>67955327
fellow redditors!
>>67955330
Wgaf what some goof from a dying station thinks? Schaub triples his Twitter followers
>>67955384
It's called "Twitter" friendo ;^)
>>67955327
STRAWS WITH DRINKS
THE ABSOLUTE MAD SCIENTIST
>>67955327
Holy shit. I think brock destroyed him a little too bad, he hasn't been the same since.
>>67955584
If anyone was destroyed that fight it was Bork
Focus: 198 Edition: https://youtu.be/JVZ2ISm-gNo
Where is predictioncuck
>>67955705
>Using the 10 Chicken Nugget Protocol
the absolute madman
>>67955745
Hmmm. I think you should rewatch the fight. Brock absolutely destroyed carwin for 2 full rounds.. the fight should have been stopped in the first to be honest... that's how much carwin got fucked up.
>>67955767
who actually listens to this shit? fuck off mmafighting shill
>>67932506
Almeida
Barao
Saffiedine
Miranda
Masvidal
Felder
McMann
Trujilo
Sterling
>>67955805
I think you'd be surprised.
>>67955767
Nice! Gonna listen to this tomorrow when I wake up for the fights.
>>67955902
>he doesn't appreciate Esther Lin's soft-spoken narration and brilliant photography
Get out.
>>67955902
ASMR fags.
>>67956211
literal robot voice
>>67956211
she sounds awful you virgin
>>67955327
When I was in undergrad, I never met a more narcissistic group of majors than the engineering majors.
>>67956267
Much better than the average American girl's voice.
Stay safe and drink responsibly this weekend, /heem/.
>>67956337
>mfw literally 1/5th of all majors now are engineering.
within 10 years its gonna be oversaturated and become worthless. like lawyers except there are way more jobs for lawyers
>>67956400
kek lawyers aren't in demand since the great recession
>>67956350
if you like the sound of stephen hawking
>>67956382
>drink
have some respect for your mind and body
If you claim to be a fight fan and you're not a vegan, then you're absolutely confused on what the meaning of "fight fan" is
>>67956382
natty
>>67956630
>he fell for the vegan meme
>>67956498
Indeed, his voice sounds much better than the average American girl. A girl speaking English really sounds like crap.
>>67956919
>tfw no cowboyhat speaking southern belle gf
story/masvidal/cody/henen
free money
>>67956919
What are you talking about plenty of America girls speak Arabic
FIGHT COMPANION TONIGHT #ufcfightnight
>>67957078
for the bookies you mean
>>67957091
haha
>>67957107
Eddie Bravo is literally the only talented one of the bunch
>>67956919
better than the french who sound like they're always clearing phlegm from the back of their throats
>>67957091
HAHA! sage is a hoot!
>>67957091
hilarious xD he he
Get a dog, bro
>>67956919
>>67957045
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bD2f7Wx9Xc
its funny because its really accurate
THE PICKS are in
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/29/11808112/ufc-fight-night-88-predictions
>>67957295
I didn't know Rory Fan was a sister fucker.
>>67957454
exactly what I put in here
>>67953900
How many bings?
Anyone got a juicy torrent of the most recent One Championship? Can't find that shit anywhere.
>>67957454
>Stephens over Barao
>>67957643
rutracker
https://twitter.com/FunkMaster_UFC/status/735873717989822465?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
I think I kinda hate Sterling lads
>>67957292
I'm more of a cat kind of guy, bro.
>>67956382
how do I achieve 'Jacked Patriot' mode lads
>>67957707
>picking a post usada brazilian fighting out of his weight class with a shattered chin against a heavy hitter
>>67954129
>tfw no pool for kids now
>>67957091
Haha
>>67957726
Why?
What would Sage say if you knocked his ice cream out of his hand?
>>67957895
I mean look at that video
Just seems incredibly obnoxious
>>67957722
Based canuck.
>the look on your face when you gon suck Jon off and you ain't stoppin even if he nuts.
>>67957949
"Please don't tell my dad I dropped this, haha."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXyBZBNZ3BE
this is some solid banter
Lads how many bongs till the spicy bangers start? Wondering if I should get a nap in.
>>67957949
excuse me sir I apologize for having my icecream on the way haha
>>67957949
"I'm sure it was an accident. :) I'll go get another. You want one too? :)"
>>67958038
4.5 bongs
>>67957454
Same as me desu
>>67957949
>buy fitepass
>tfw getting all the fights on fightpass
TYBD
>>67957964
He's just having a little bit of fun there. He doesn't do anything bad here, I don't see what's so terrible about that.
>>67958145
Cheers lad, think I'll have a nap.
i have been hungry for a card like this all my life
It's Funkmaster Flex night
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JlKb71IDxC0
any fights worth watching?
What does /heem/ think of Fedor Emelianenko?
is this exploded knee thing from saffiedine that serious?
>>67958679
Can crusher. Successful because of rigged """"fights"""" and mandrama. Lost the instant he fought an actual fighter.
>>67958679
GOAT
>>67958679
Maldonado's punching bag
>>67958679
Still the best heavyweight record in MMA, even if it is scattered with cans. Beat pretty much every heavyweight of note during his reign.
>>67958828
>lost to a 40 year old middleweight
>best heavyweight record
>>67958679
natty god
>>67958679
Hall of Famer, immensely talented but didn't transition his training/diet to the modern era. That, in conjunction with aging, did him in.
Modern HW elite would destroy him, but in his prime he had a very well developed technical game. The game has surpassed him (especially in leagues with fences). But a 22 year old Fedor at a good American camp, with modern drugs is a force. Maybe even now with those things
Lads, are FS1 main cards the same lenght (3 hours) as PPVs?
>>67958918
fucking jelly of this kid desu
living my dream
>>67958918
>not lying on your stomach or using a king size bed
>>67958946
that's what i've been doing for 15 years except i'm not poor, and i don't sit up like that moron
>>67959005
how can you do that all day and not be poor
teach me your ways senpai
>>67958679
I like the guy, i dislike people who rate him
>>67958965
>Tfw I'm lying on my stomach on a Kingsize bed
>>67959044
Rich parents
>>67959044
not that guy but it's pretty much what I do in the non-summer months I have a lucrative summer job and no major bills to worry about
thoughts on schaub?
>>67958918
2 replies, no answers.
>>67959180
Obnoxious womanizer.
>>67959180
average american
>>67959204
6 fights, 30 minutes allotted per fight, commercials and Rogan's screaming hyperbole, useless commentary desk segments.
Maybe about 3 hours?
>>67959313
fuck rogan he no come brazil he dishespec brazil
>>67959180
unfunny glass chin can
>>67958871
Hendo is based no h8
>>67959360
>>67959376
>mma athletes
>>67959376
>tattooing your name or nickname on yourself
Someone explain this meme to me.
>>67959443
so you don't have to tell people your name at pool parties
>>67958918
Tonight's main card will be about 4 to 4.5 hours long.
Why did Jeremy Stephens shove a fellow Christian?
>>67959618
hues are catholic
>>67951552
Durka Durka filp flab
Be careful durka
>>67959618
Why does Stephens have a nickname that denotes him as an uncivilized pagan?
>>67959680
Supposedly, but they maintain the african shit.
It's pretty common to see them doing weird rituals with animals and blood.
>>67959730
Just some engage in that pagan shit.
According to my judaic religion, you should kick the plates of those pagan offerings.
>>67959618
>>67959716
given his shit childhood in shit iowa just be glad he's not robbing liquor stores
>>67959808
It's getting popular here, your people are coming here and cucking the catholics
3.5 bongs away fellas
>>67959897
too many potential bangers for this to be a shit card
>>67959923
I've got a feeling it is going to be something special. I'm predicting the spiciest fight night of the year.
>>67959897
I can't wait for Ireland's own Paul "The Irish Dragon" Felder
>>67959897
That's till fitepass prelims?
>>67960100
Correct
>>67960100
7 PM your time fightpass prelims start
>>67959443
I honestly don't know why this became popular in north america but holy fuck there was a stretch there were every single idiot went and did it
>>67960145
>>67960155
Thanks lads
>>67960308
early stoppage, I would like to see more stomps
>>67960288
Why does he wants to be brown so bad?
>>67959443
Well his is pretty unique considering he survived a bunch of overdoses.
>>67960410
Liberal cultural hegemony
>>67960410
he grew up in a car and homeless shelters
>>67960410
according to wikipedia he is "Ethnically Mexican-American and White American"
>>67960388
Those shitty small tittie genetics killed Kailin.
>>67960469
He said in the JRE that he was like 1/4 mexican, something like that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etkOSb94AiI
>>67960508
i bet this is the music he hears in his head
>>67960508
I'll watch this rematch to be honest.
>>67960551
haha
>>67959897
>only one chick fight
Good card.
>>67960503
so one of his parents was half and that was enough to impart a cultural identity on him I guess
>>67959897
>lots of guys who are hungry and have a lot to prove
Hopefully there will be plenty of spicy bangers.
>>67960611
he is more mexican than cain
>>67960589
>they're both fightfu material
>>67960701
So is his nickname referring to his Mexican ancestors before the Spanish came?
>>67960611
>claim your white get shit on relentlessly
>claim your ethnic get shit on relentlessly
There is no win for the mixed
>>67960829
You can be white and ethnic.
90% of the americas is mixed, including USA.
Most of the time the mix is european in USA though.
>>67960694
>tfw you hardly ever see gnp this vicious anymore
>>67960611
and his mexican ancestor was probably 75%+ white as well
what a fucking faggot
i'm excited, this card is very promising.
3 bongs lads
