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UPCOMING EVENTS (May):
5/29: UFC FN 88 (Almeida vs Garbrandt)
(((FIGHT PASS PRELIMS START AT 6 PM EDT, 3 PM PDT, 11 PM BST, FS1 PRELIMS START AT 7 PM EDT, 4 PM PDT, 12 AM BST, MAIN CARD STARTS AT 9 PM EDT, 6 PM PDT, 2 AM BST)))
UPCOMING EVENTS (June):
6/4: UFC 199 (Bisping vs Rockhold 2)
6/10: Titan FC 39 (Cavalcante vs Healy)
6/12: Pancrase 278 (Sunabe vs Haita)
6/17: ONE FC (TBA)
6/17: Bellator 156 (Galvao vs Dantas)
6/17: EFN Global (Fedor vs Maldonaldo)
6/18: UFC FN 89 (MacDonald vs Thompson)
6/24: Bellator 157 (Jackson vs Ishii)
6/25: GLORY 31 (Vakhitov vs Bouzidi)
UPCOMING EVENTS (July):
7/1: ONE FC (TBA)
7/7: UFC FN 90 (Dos Anjos vs Alvarez)
7/8: TUF 23 Finale (Jedrzejczyk vs Gadelha)
7/9: UFC 200 (DC vs Jones 2)
7/10: UFC Hall of Fame Inductions
7/13: UFC FN 91 (Ferguson vs Chiesa)
7/16: Bellator 158 (Kimbo vs Thompson)
7/23: UFC on Fox 20 (Holm vs Shevchenko)
7/30: UFC 201 (Lawler vs Woodley)
PREVIOUS THREAD: >>67932040
NEWS:
>UFC FN 88 weigh in results
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/05/ufc-fight-night-88-live-and-official-weigh-in-results-1
>Maldonaldo on Fedor fight
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/27/11538170/fabio-maldonado-explains-how-he-expects-to-beat-the-best-of-all-times
>Emil Weber Meek was congratulated by the UFC after heeming Ronda Paulharris
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/27/11794472/emil-meek-reflects-on-knockout-win-over-rousimar-palhares-says-ufc
>FN89 card change
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/27/11794578/kid-yamamoto-injured-joe-soto-steps-in-to-fight-chris-beal-at-ufc
be very careful
>leave rda to me
>>67951568
>risky bussiness
>nate will win the rematch
JON
>>67951899
fags
>>67951899
is he going to cry again?
>check tonight's card
>literal whos
Guess I'm not staying up for that.
>>67951931
>everywhere
>>67951957
this card is unironically great
>>67952032
>free mcduck
>ufc 200
> ----> let them bang
>>67952119
her daughter?
Man there's some absolute tards on this site, I know /heem/ gets bad but bloody hell
>>67952441
Where did you see them?
>>67952681
In the mirror LOL REKT
>>67951436
>actually posting a new thread on time and not 20 or even 10 posts early
good job lad
Wew, finals coming in fast.
What i miss?
>>67952681
Other boards desu, mostly just feels like newfags trying to fit in so they constantly use buzzwords but it is what it is
>>67952696
haha Sir you sure got me good there
>>67952837
>cuck detected
How many bongs, lads?
>>67952836
well, at least not 20 posts early. can't stand fucking faggots racing to be OP and posting meme shit 50 posts prematurely
>>67952924
It is what is is: Autism.
>>67952996
What's this from?
>>67952980
Read the OP
>>67953080
>read the OP
Well memed
https://www.instagram.com/p/BF_pfTbk3L9/
>>67953136
>ywn have a dog
i hate being a cityfag apartment nerd
>>67951436
poor Paul Harris. it's not like he does it on purpose, he's just a bit of a dumdum.
>>67953250
>cityfag apartment
how do you live with yourself?
>>67951436
poor Paul Harris. it's not like he does it on purpose, he's just a bit of a dumdum.
>>67953136
>https://www.instagram.com/p/BF_pfTbk3L9/
well now i want frankie to win
>>67953136
Holy shit lads that's a true warrior there.
Also
>This bird has got some balls huh?
>w..what?
>>67952032
that guy could be blocking those with his face and it wouldn't even hurt him
My boy The Horror Story going to unleash that heavy leather tonight lads
>>67953755
god i wish she'd pull that pose on my dick
We have individual predictions, but lets see if we can get a majority board prediction.
Every option is available, with geo locations so we can see what country is voting what.
>VOTE
http://www.poll-maker.com/poll704803x04104003-29
>VOTE
http://www.poll-maker.com/poll704803x04104003-29
>VOTE
http://www.poll-maker.com/poll704803x04104003-29
>>67953900
wtf lad
Why?
>>67953867
having to cut to 135 is kind of a lot for a fit bird
she is stacked in the lower half
>>67953963
Quicker way to see what the majority think
>>67953966
You want to have a lot of muscle to cut water, though. It's easier than doing it with fat, even.
You'd rather drop water from muscle than your brain, right?
>>67953900
how long did that take you?
>>67953989
I guess, sort of feels odd though
You going to do this for future cards too?
>>67953900
>http://www.poll-maker.com/poll704803x04104003-29
>>67953989
this autism
just do a strawpoll for the big fights if u want to find that out
>>67954021
About 10 minutes in total, just put in the names/fights and generated all the possible outcomes online, then just ctrl & v'd it into pollmaker
STUPID
ASS
COWBOY
CERRONE
>>67953136
how do I get balls like that bird
>>67954106
Silicone oil injections.
>>67954129
that last shot probably took 3 years off his life
reminiscent of bigfoot overeem
>>67952032
paige is very pretty when the camera isnt focusing on her monkey face
My middle finger on my right hand won't stop fucking twitching. How do I stop it lads?
This must be one of the worst UFC nights.
Not a single interesting fighter.
>>67954232
You sound carb depleted
30-40 bananas should have you fixed up in no time.
>>67954232
shove it up your bum and enjoy the free vibrator
>>67954238
filthy casual get out
>>67954238
>>67954263
>tfw you forget you're posting on a board with flags
>>67953900
>There's a guy who lives in Las Vegas
throw a banana in the ring when sterling fights
how do views in youtube work?
I want to give nate views on https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AP1B0sSW704
>>67954283
>le samefag accuse :DD
>>67953900
>geo locations
no
>>67954343
Watch the video all the way through, give it a thumbs up. More views on Nates content makes him a more desirable interview, and furthers his career. You could also follow Nates social media accounts and retweet/favorite/like what he posts.
>>67954283
>only one user per country
That sure would be a neat board.
>>67954353
>>67954433
you're trying way too hard
>>67954202
her lower leg is thicker than her upper leg wtf
>>67954462
yes, my goal is to pretend successfully on 4chan
>>67954518
They're called cankles
>>67954534
a noble endeavor. i pretend i'm better than all these autists too
>>67953900
apparently im from curitiba now, good to know
>>67954586
You're not fooling me, buddy
>>67954573
shoo, shoo polska troll
Schaub is replacing Rogan lads
>>67954616
>interviews from the shadow realm ft. prince naseem
>>67954573
forearms bigger than upper arm too
>>67954616
i thought prince naseem retired years ago
>>67954573
I'd still hit it
>>67954616
wait a sec is that schaub
is that pic real, what organization is that
>>67954687
It's clearly djokovic you can see the round scores down the bottom
>>67954714
Washouts Fighting Championship
Shaub is their posterboy
>>67954771
schaub can freely pass into the shadow realm at will after his UFC career so he got a job interviewing boxers who have been recently knocked out. good on him
>>67954771
absolutely rekt
>>67954029
>go to give Dana a whitey handshake
>he gives you a blacky handshake
>>67954687
>>67954850
I should heem all you goofs for stealing my joke and not even giving me you's
>>67954940
me every day in high school
Guys I think Claudia Gadelha posted her tits on snapchat by a mistake right now. She looks thick!
>>67955049
take screenshot, ya goof
>referee level: mazagatti
>>67954029
chrissy a waifu
>>67955207
fitch asked him to let chokes go ahead of time.
>>67954616
he got called the worst interviewer ever by dan rafael from ESPN
>>67955327
cringe
>>67955327
my fellow braindead retired fighters know, we can still read instructions
>>67955327
fellow redditors!
>>67955330
Wgaf what some goof from a dying station thinks? Schaub triples his Twitter followers
>>67955384
It's called "Twitter" friendo ;^)
>>67955327
STRAWS WITH DRINKS
THE ABSOLUTE MAD SCIENTIST
>>67955327
Holy shit. I think brock destroyed him a little too bad, he hasn't been the same since.
>>67955584
If anyone was destroyed that fight it was Bork
Focus: 198 Edition: https://youtu.be/JVZ2ISm-gNo
Where is predictioncuck
>>67955705
>Using the 10 Chicken Nugget Protocol
the absolute madman
>>67955745
Hmmm. I think you should rewatch the fight. Brock absolutely destroyed carwin for 2 full rounds.. the fight should have been stopped in the first to be honest... that's how much carwin got fucked up.
>>67955767
who actually listens to this shit? fuck off mmafighting shill
>>67932506
Almeida
Barao
Saffiedine
Miranda
Masvidal
Felder
McMann
Trujilo
Sterling
>>67955805
I think you'd be surprised.
>>67955767
Nice! Gonna listen to this tomorrow when I wake up for the fights.
>>67955902
>he doesn't appreciate Esther Lin's soft-spoken narration and brilliant photography
Get out.
>>67955902
ASMR fags.
>>67956211
literal robot voice
>>67956211
she sounds awful you virgin
>>67955327
When I was in undergrad, I never met a more narcissistic group of majors than the engineering majors.
>>67956267
Much better than the average American girl's voice.
Stay safe and drink responsibly this weekend, /heem/.
>>67956337
>mfw literally 1/5th of all majors now are engineering.
within 10 years its gonna be oversaturated and become worthless. like lawyers except there are way more jobs for lawyers
>>67956400
kek lawyers aren't in demand since the great recession
>>67956350
if you like the sound of stephen hawking
>>67956382
>drink
have some respect for your mind and body
If you claim to be a fight fan and you're not a vegan, then you're absolutely confused on what the meaning of "fight fan" is
>>67956382
natty
>>67956630
>he fell for the vegan meme
>>67956498
Indeed, his voice sounds much better than the average American girl. A girl speaking English really sounds like crap.
>>67956919
>tfw no cowboyhat speaking southern belle gf
story/masvidal/cody/henen
free money
>>67956919
What are you talking about plenty of America girls speak Arabic
FIGHT COMPANION TONIGHT #ufcfightnight
>>67957078
for the bookies you mean
>>67957091
haha
>>67957107
Eddie Bravo is literally the only talented one of the bunch
>>67956919
better than the french who sound like they're always clearing phlegm from the back of their throats
>>67957091
HAHA! sage is a hoot!
>>67957091
hilarious xD he he
Get a dog, bro
>>67956919
>>67957045
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bD2f7Wx9Xc
its funny because its really accurate
THE PICKS are in
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/29/11808112/ufc-fight-night-88-predictions
>>67957295
I didn't know Rory Fan was a sister fucker.
>>67957454
exactly what I put in here
>>67953900
How many bings?
Anyone got a juicy torrent of the most recent One Championship? Can't find that shit anywhere.
>>67957454
>Stephens over Barao
>>67957643
rutracker
https://twitter.com/FunkMaster_UFC/status/735873717989822465?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
I think I kinda hate Sterling lads
>>67957292
I'm more of a cat kind of guy, bro.
>>67956382
how do I achieve 'Jacked Patriot' mode lads
>>67957707
>picking a post usada brazilian fighting out of his weight class with a shattered chin against a heavy hitter
>>67954129
>tfw no pool for kids now
>>67957091
Haha
>>67957726
Why?
What would Sage say if you knocked his ice cream out of his hand?
>>67957895
I mean look at that video
Just seems incredibly obnoxious
>>67957722
Based canuck.
>the look on your face when you gon suck Jon off and you ain't stoppin even if he nuts.
>>67957949
"Please don't tell my dad I dropped this, haha."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXyBZBNZ3BE
this is some solid banter
Lads how many bongs till the spicy bangers start? Wondering if I should get a nap in.
>>67957949
excuse me sir I apologize for having my icecream on the way haha
>>67957949
"I'm sure it was an accident. :) I'll go get another. You want one too? :)"
>>67958038
4.5 bongs
>>67957454
Same as me desu
>>67957949
>buy fitepass
>tfw getting all the fights on fightpass
TYBD
>>67957964
He's just having a little bit of fun there. He doesn't do anything bad here, I don't see what's so terrible about that.
>>67958145
Cheers lad, think I'll have a nap.
i have been hungry for a card like this all my life
It's Funkmaster Flex night
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JlKb71IDxC0
any fights worth watching?
What does /heem/ think of Fedor Emelianenko?
is this exploded knee thing from saffiedine that serious?
>>67958679
Can crusher. Successful because of rigged """"fights"""" and mandrama. Lost the instant he fought an actual fighter.
>>67958679
GOAT
>>67958679
Maldonado's punching bag
>>67958679
Still the best heavyweight record in MMA, even if it is scattered with cans. Beat pretty much every heavyweight of note during his reign.
>>67958828
>lost to a 40 year old middleweight
>best heavyweight record
>>67958679
natty god
>>67958679
Hall of Famer, immensely talented but didn't transition his training/diet to the modern era. That, in conjunction with aging, did him in.
Modern HW elite would destroy him, but in his prime he had a very well developed technical game. The game has surpassed him (especially in leagues with fences). But a 22 year old Fedor at a good American camp, with modern drugs is a force. Maybe even now with those things
Lads, are FS1 main cards the same lenght (3 hours) as PPVs?
>>67958918
fucking jelly of this kid desu
living my dream
>>67958918
>not lying on your stomach or using a king size bed
>>67958946
that's what i've been doing for 15 years except i'm not poor, and i don't sit up like that moron
>>67959005
how can you do that all day and not be poor
teach me your ways senpai
>>67958679
I like the guy, i dislike people who rate him
>>67958965
>Tfw I'm lying on my stomach on a Kingsize bed
>>67959044
Rich parents
>>67959044
not that guy but it's pretty much what I do in the non-summer months I have a lucrative summer job and no major bills to worry about
thoughts on schaub?
>>67958918
2 replies, no answers.
>>67959180
Obnoxious womanizer.
>>67959180
average american
>>67959204
6 fights, 30 minutes allotted per fight, commercials and Rogan's screaming hyperbole, useless commentary desk segments.
Maybe about 3 hours?
>>67959313
fuck rogan he no come brazil he dishespec brazil
>>67959180
unfunny glass chin can
>>67958871
Hendo is based no h8
>>67959376
>mma athletes
>>67959376
>tattooing your name or nickname on yourself
Someone explain this meme to me.
>>67959443
so you don't have to tell people your name at pool parties
>>67958918
Tonight's main card will be about 4 to 4.5 hours long.
Why did Jeremy Stephens shove a fellow Christian?
>>67959618
hues are catholic
>>67951552
Durka Durka filp flab
Be careful durka
>>67959618
Why does Stephens have a nickname that denotes him as an uncivilized pagan?
>>67959680
Supposedly, but they maintain the african shit.
It's pretty common to see them doing weird rituals with animals and blood.
>>67959730
Just some engage in that pagan shit.
According to my judaic religion, you should kick the plates of those pagan offerings.
>>67959618
>>67959716
given his shit childhood in shit iowa just be glad he's not robbing liquor stores
>>67959808
It's getting popular here, your people are coming here and cucking the catholics
3.5 bongs away fellas
>>67959897
too many potential bangers for this to be a shit card
>>67959923
I've got a feeling it is going to be something special. I'm predicting the spiciest fight night of the year.
>>67959897
I can't wait for Ireland's own Paul "The Irish Dragon" Felder
>>67959897
That's till fitepass prelims?
>>67960100
Correct
>>67960100
7 PM your time fightpass prelims start
>>67959443
I honestly don't know why this became popular in north america but holy fuck there was a stretch there were every single idiot went and did it
>>67960145
>>67960155
Thanks lads
>>67960308
early stoppage, I would like to see more stomps
Why does he wants to be brown so bad?
>>67959443
Well his is pretty unique considering he survived a bunch of overdoses.
>>67960410
Liberal cultural hegemony
>>67960410
he grew up in a car and homeless shelters
>>67960410
according to wikipedia he is "Ethnically Mexican-American and White American"
>>67960388
Those shitty small tittie genetics killed Kailin.
>>67960469
He said in the JRE that he was like 1/4 mexican, something like that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etkOSb94AiI
>>67960508
i bet this is the music he hears in his head
>>67960508
I'll watch this rematch to be honest.
>>67960551
haha
>>67959897
>only one chick fight
Good card.
>>67960503
so one of his parents was half and that was enough to impart a cultural identity on him I guess
>>67959897
>lots of guys who are hungry and have a lot to prove
Hopefully there will be plenty of spicy bangers.
>>67960611
he is more mexican than cain
>>67960589
>they're both fightfu material
>>67960701
So is his nickname referring to his Mexican ancestors before the Spanish came?
>>67960611
>claim your white get shit on relentlessly
>claim your ethnic get shit on relentlessly
There is no win for the mixed
>>67960829
You can be white and ethnic.
90% of the americas is mixed, including USA.
Most of the time the mix is european in USA though.
>>67960694
>tfw you hardly ever see gnp this vicious anymore
>>67960611
and his mexican ancestor was probably 75%+ white as well
what a fucking faggot
i'm excited, this card is very promising.
3 bongs lads
>>67960503
>claiming to be 1/4 mexican
heem yourself
>>67960879
just shows how the more the world intermingles the more of a clusterfuck labeling starts to become
>>67960896
Modern fighters don't know how to do it from the guard like the old school Pride guys did.
>>67960750
>people dont blieve me when i say mcmann has a bigger and nicer ass
>>67960963
what a heem, never seen that one
3 hours until it starts lads, am I the only anxious? I have some money on Almeida, just hoping he doesn't disappoint me.
>>67960963
>picking a fight with guy 3 weight classes above you
>>67960750
joe silva wearing lifts
>>67961065
But weight doesn't matter. :^)
>>67960948
B-but i'm not Stephens
>>67961102
I would have heemed the fat guy into oblivion. The guy getting heemed was a skinny unathletic DYEL faggot lmao
>>67961133
How the fuck do you go out in the world wearing lifts?
Just accept your manlet status, you are a billionare.
What's this technique called?
>>67961203
there's really only one acceptable manlet thing to do and that's become a nimble, gymnast-like athlete like Mighty Mouse
>>67961327
kek wtf
>>67961133
>Paige is 5'4
Is Joe Silva unironically smaller than mighty mouse?
>>67961327
the "biggy-niggy twirl and flingy" in british english
>>67961335
DJ would make an excellent horse jockey
I thank my jungle roaming ancestors every night that I'm not a manlet
>>67960750
>millionaire
>buys $20 velcro-snap-over shoes at Payless
Based 2bh
First for Saffiedine :3
>>67961406
Are blacks good at an horse-sport?
>>67961377
WTF he is 5'2????
guys when does the event start bings n bongs?
>>67961686
145 bings
>>67961700
thx
i am genuinely a bit excited for this card
>>67961753
nerd
>>67958679
goat
>>67961782
nord
>>67961753
Who isn't?
>>67954029
white looks pretty good with a bit of tan and a beard 2bh
>>67961753
RARE FLAG
>>67961849
>white looks pretty good with a bit of tan
>>67961700
135 bings now
bantambings
Bloody hell this day's gone by fast hasn't it?
>>67953900
>only one for no love
guaranteed win for me
>>67961974
when you spend your day masturbating and sleeping it might seem that way
>>67961925
a-and a bit of beard, the most important part.
>>67961974
just finished a family dinner here, basically went on the entire day. got up early but it's weird it's almost 10 already.
>>67961974
Feels that way for me too
>>67961327
Why did Ngannou spin that lady around?
>>67962071
she was doing yoga in the crossfit rack
>>67962071
Where did the Ngannou poster went btw?
>>67961327
Modified styles clash. Would make for a good mandrama finisher.
>>67962136
his girlfriend forgot he was in the shed and he died
>>67962084
This triggered me tbqh
>>67961102
top fucking kek
who else prays to god every night that schaub blows his brains out?
Dana rings you up and says they're doing something special for UFC 200 where they'll get a fan to fight any UFC fighter of their choosing that is two weight classes below them. Who do you pick to fight and why?
Keep in mind you cannot pick any women, flyweights or CM Punk.
Game of Thrones, my favorite cam girl, and a spicy Fight Night.
It's going to be a good night. It'll be a great night if Stephens and Caraway win
>>67962286
probably silva. hopefully he kills me
>>67962280
None of us you weirdo
>>67962286
Bisping.
>>67962286
I feel like I could delete Barberrena's chin
>>67962286
conor mcgregor
>>6796239
i'd like to see you die too anon
>>67962286
I would fight McGregor.
>>67962286
This lad is trying to get your stats, don't reply
Friendly reminder that only POSITIVE posts about Brendan "Big Brown" Schaub and/or Bryan "The Kid" Callen are allowed in /heem/.
>>67962490
schaub doesn't need callen
>>67962304
>cam girl
who?
>>67962490
this
>>67962481
Wheres your mammy lil boy?
>>67959897
koch vs campbell is an underrated fotn contender
2 bongs left?
>>67962515
you wouldn't know her, she goes to school in a different town
>>67962553
Better call the dealer!
they're stuck in the mud almost
>>67962353
it just goes to show heem is love
>>67962546
Godspeed Shank
I believe in you Bryan Caraway
>>67962607
>that picture
>>67962624
are you implying conor is not the goat?
>>67957949
Boo hoo ha ha
>And then he said he humble in defeat
Excited to see if Barao still a munster or not
>>67957949
He would catch it before it hit the ground.
really hope cody gets his head bashed in,
what a punchable face he got
>>67962696
>Brazilian chins post-USADA
>>67962719
they both have punchable faces desu
i hope it's a double KO
>>67962724
>those stockton slaps
>>67962724
them shaky legs
Callen has some nice guns desu
>>67962700
damn look at the veins on randlemans leg
>>67962759
what slaps?
that was a country ass whoopin'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lIRr3DZzxc
Ayy anyone got that amateur heem where a black guy kicks one dude in the nuts, and then goes about his business and then the dude flies in from offscreen and heems him, then drags his body and throws it on the road?
>>67962724
>illegal shot to the back of the head at 10seconds
Should be overturned to no contest desu
still 3 bongs for early prelims?
>>67962880
>asking questions for the attention
still 1.5 bongs, friend
These are awesome
https://youtu.be/7goiYSeYD-I
>>67962747
fingers crossed for the memes
>>67962777
Nice sevens
>>67963038
Thanka
>>67962939
blast from the past
Alright /heem/, you are about to fight for UFC and get to chose your REF.Who do you chose?
>pic related
>>67962724
If you're going to throw the first punch at least make it look cooler than that
A short uppercut, for example, is way more cool.
>>67963114
that dude with the ridiculous beard so i can be the most tripped out when i am coming back into consciousness trying to figure out where i am
>>67963114
Bearded ref
RATE THIS HEEM
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9mKXvBp-90
>>67963165
>>67963174
BASED MIKE BELTRAN
>>67963114
BJM, Beardy, or pic related
>>67963214
does kevin mcdonald ref often?
>>67963213
>tfw you skip arm day
>>67963185
YES,YES,YES,YES
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhHWYjzpD8k
>>67963185
That was great. I like how much restraint the big nig has, dude seems like a nice guy and a professional.
Bat man didn't seem too committed to actually fighting though, was this originally meant to be a pranks gone wrong video?
>>67963245
>Not hitting bi's everyday
Sara McMann edition?
>>67963241
every now and then there is a sighting
>>67963316
Her face looks a lot like GSP's in some pictures.
>>67963213
>>67963214
>>67963203
>none of these being Kim Winslow
>>67962784
>old man strength
>>67963380
>faces_of_meth.jpg
https://youtu.be/DPl0uFQT_Jc
Comes out in two weeks.
Don't pretend like you're not going to watch it.
>>67963380
she should ref in this
>>67963449
Michael Jai White will act in anything.
>>67963273
>Get your daily gore doses.
Local Light Heavyweight Champion goes awooo~
>he doesn't post on /heem/ while donating plasma
shiggy digger
enjoy posting for no monetary compensation
>>67963474
He's directing it too bro
>>67962784
fuck is going on with the pic?
callen has mcgregor's fist, pvz's wrist, ronda's forearm and weidman's bicep
>>67963494
Prolly needs to, I've heard he's a cunt to work with.
Who's taking picks on this bitch?
PICKS FUCKS GET IN HERE YOU LITTLE (YOU) WHORES YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT
>>67963185
>går det bra
wtf is that in norway
>>67963449
>barnett's "acting"
>>67963474
Only in movies where he gets to take his shirt off
>>67963490
I just refilled my tv with your plasma, thanks bro I'm ready to watch
>>67962724
Fatboy hits hard
>>67963490
>Willingly giving away your literal life force.
It's like you want to die.
>>67963590
look at his fucking glutes
>>67963490
>enjoy posting for no monetary compensation
Enjoy being so poor you need monetary compensation for shitposting instead of doing it for free
>>67963358
agreed
>>67963657
>he doesn't take every possible opportunity to make money
hello poorfag
tell me more about your $200 shoes and how you struggle to pay the bills
>>67962784
Callen is actually in good shape for a dude his age
Little skinny but clearly works out
>>67963316
>>67963358
>TFW no motherly elite athlete to inseminate then drill chain wrestling with
FIGHTPASS PRELIMS 1 BONG
>>67963687
N-no bully to poor people pls
is carraway getting cucked?
>>67963723
HEy /heem/ what is a "bong"?
I mean besides the obvious lol
>>67963750
60 bings
>>67963750
a unit of time
>>67963114
Jason Herzog for sure
>>67963750
60 bings
>>67963781
>>67963787
>>67963793
Ahh so we got bings meaning minutes and bongs meaning hours
Go bout your business lads CYa round
>>67963750
180 bings /3
Ay anyone got that original trip to britain copypasta that bings and bongs came from?
Haven't seen it in forever
>>67963860
Not the original I think but a good one nevertheless
Be real with me /heem/ how many of you are gonna pause the fights when Game of Thrones comes on?
>>67963922
true men wait until you can ware the whole season and binge watch it
>>67963922
never watched GOT, and dont wanna devote the time to it now
no other important shit in sports going on today so all /heem/ all night
>>67962421
>>67962478
>Brazilians still asshurt at McGoobs
>>67963922
meme show
>>67963922
for SURE lose my number if you do that bro
You're not a real fight fan, you can't DO that my man
You know me, I'm behind the UFC 100%
>>67963922
Last episode was so aggressively shit that I'm vowing to not bother watching Game of Thrones again
>>67963956
This
I do it for every show, fuck waiting week to week to see what happens
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHAGXlIyprQ
brazil anally ravaged
>>67963610
no thanks i'm not a fag like you
>>67963691
He has the body of a dancer
>>67963744
He's getting B L A C K E D for sure
>>67963962
everyone dies so don't bother
>>67963922
I don't watch that garbage...at least not live, it's not good enough for me to want to watch it live.
>>67963691
3 months lifting.jpg
What time do the important fights start? Was thinking of going for a quick run, taking a shower then just chilling with the fights on but I don't want to be inefficient with my time.
>>67964060
>>67964020
samebully
>>67964215
Try again Brian
Guys, how many pushups to get body like this?
>>67964197
haha lol
>>67964251
>tryhard anon spotted
kek, enjoy life friend
>>67964251
nice shoop
>>67964256
5x20 for a year every other day
>>67963687
>>he doesn't take every possible opportunity to make money
>He needs to take every opportunity to make money because he's a poorfag
>tell me more about your $200 shoes and how you struggle to pay the bills
>implying I've ever struggled to pay a bill
>>67964308
trying this hard *tom cruise face here* xd
>>67962607
>>67962632
i have a screencap of a tweet somewhere
where a girl says she'd "rather her man have side chicks than be with a wack ass nigga"
>>67964256
5 pushups when you wake up, 5 pushups after lunch and 5 pushups before bed
>>67964257
>>67964280
>>67964301
I would love for any of you to try and get in a boxing exchange with me
>>67964366
you don't even lift bruh, you'd be easy work same goes for any murican in this thread
i'm easily #1 with the HW aussie ranking #2
Reminder that TFATK is taking over the podcast world, the TV world, and the comedy world all at once
In 200 years they will look back at Brendan and Bryan as prophets of a more modern way of thinking
>>67964256
white chick in the back looks like she's from the 70s
>>67964412
$10 says he can't even drive it well
>>67964366
violence is never the answer anon
>>67964444
Shouldn't you have posted this after the fight? Might end up looking real silly now.
>>67964444
nice get
>>67964462
seriously telling that to amerigun?
>>67964458
>He bets against Bryan "The Kid" Callen
I bet you're not even a big dick bandit, homie
>>67964487
dc's head should be instead of danas
>>67964509
i actually meant schaub, isnt it his car?
>/heem/s official banned list
Please don't post here ever again if you are one of the following:
Bullies
Internet critics
Movement coaches
Oh, and lose my number
>>67962984
Almeida
Barao
Story
Camozzi
Masvidal
Felder
Eye
Trujillo
Uda
Campbell
Sterling
De La Rocha
>>67964500
>Croat talking about no violence
He's being sarcastic.
>>67964256
I saw this picture a few years back and used to think this guy was so swole, truth is, you can look like this in 6 months if you really committed to it.
HEIL SCHAUB
>>67964524
It is, my bad brother
callen actually drives a tesla
>>67964533
sadface
>>67964485
I posted it days ago. Supremely confident.
>>67964537
IS LAWLER FUCKING WHITE OR NOT?
HE LOOKED WHITE AGAINST NATE DIAZ
NOW HE LOOKS LIKE A HALF BREED MONGREL
WHAT FUCKING RACE IS E?
>>67964500
>Finland
Where are you on the map again? Sweden's ugly little brother yeh? Nick's lil bro?
>>67964575
Orc.
Do you think Miesha withholds sex after Caraway loses?
REMINDER
DON'T MAKE A NEW /HEEM/ AFTER THIS, WAIT FOR THE GAMETHREAD
>>67964575
NICK*
>>67964575
he's 100% blood orc
>>67964575
Have you seen his son? He is 100% white
>>67964588
Yes she already has Sterling's number on speed dial.
REMINDER
DON'T MAKE A NEW /HEEM/ AFTER THIS ONE, WAIT FOR THE GAMETHREAD
>>67964594
Like it matters dumbass
NEW
>>67964626
>>67964626
>>67964626
FRESH
>>67964637
>>67964632
faggots that can't help themselves, 21 posts too early
>>67964581
It's ok. I'm not expecting you to know geography.
>>67964659
Apology accepted no worries
New
>>67964626
>>67964626
>>67964626
>>67964678
>>67964658
>>67964637
did this guy get unbanned?
>>67964692
seems like it
pretty sure he's the guy making the conor threads too
>>67964661
>>67964661
I am however expecting you to know how irrelevant you are
>>67964692
>WAAAAHHH I REPORT PEOPLE
FUck off u bitch rofl
now get on here it's where the actions @
>>67964626
>>67964626
>>67964626
Who should Schaub fight next?
>>67964793
divorce court
>>67964793
Joe and Callen
1v2
>>67962556
Tell us the name. Is she on chaturbate?
>>67963316
Yes please
>>67964850
Schaub isn't married.
>>67960993
you're not wrong
>>67964444
Noice Four 4's mate.
