>Main Card (Fox Sports 1) 9:00pm ET / 6:00pm PT / 2am BST
5 Round Bantamweight Main Event:
Thomas Almeida (21-0-0) vs. Cody Garbrandt (8-0-0)
Featherweight
Renan Barão (33-3-0) vs. Jeremy Stephens (24-12-0)
Welterweight
Tarec Saffiedine (16-4-0) vs. Rick Story (18-8-0)
Middleweight
Chris Camozzi (23-10-0) vs. Vitor Miranda (12-4-0)
Welterweight
Jorge Masvidal (29-10-0) vs. Lorenz Larkin (16-5-0)
Lightweight
Paul Felder (11-2-0) vs. Josh Burkman (28-12-0)
>Preliminary Card (Fox Sports 1) 7:00pm ET / 4:00pm PT / 12:00am BST
Women's Bantamweight
Sara McMann (8-3-0) vs. Jessica Eye (11-4-0)
Lightweight
Abel Trujillo (14-6-0) vs. Jordan Rinaldi (12-4-0)
Middleweight
Jake Collier (9-3-0) vs. Alberto Uda (9-0-0)
Lightweight
Erik Koch (14-4-0) vs. Shane Campbell (10-4-0)
>Fight Pass™ Prelims 6:00pm ET / 3:00pm PT / 11:00pm BST
Bantamrweight
Aljamain Sterling (12-0-0) vs. Bryan Caraway (20-7-0)
Heavyweight
Adam Milstead def Chris De La Rocha via rd 2 TKO
SCHAUB
schaub
Schaub would never get blacked
STERLING GASSED
GONNA GET BTFO
S C H A U B
10-8 round 1, y/n?
19-19?
Not enough fish hooking going on.
19-18 Sterling
Caraway showing why he gets to fuck Miesha
sterling cant handle the pressure
A bit disappointed in Sterling here, could have gotten back up a few times
>>67966456
That will be Aljo tonight
I knew this would end in a split decision
big round coming up lads, i can feel it
This should have been 5 rounds fuck fight pass
Fighto Blackuman!
Caraway saying no touch
>>67966501
I think he used a lot of energy trying to get the sub in the first
>>67966501
I was thinking that especially after Caraway's first failed back take where he was too high up on the neck
Could've scrambled there and probably gotten back up
Guess he didn't wanna risk exposing his neck from that position
>Matt Serra will never scream at with his raspy voiced new york accent while rubbing his bald head in frustration
Why live?
>that week-ass chest high axe kick
yikes
carraway wins SD
>in a sport with weight classes, every ounce of weight counts
>get breast implants
WMMA was a mistake.
Sterling is extremely open for a right headkick
Was surprised Caraway succeeded on this one
inb4 draw
>Come on
Caraway looks pretty underwhelming, desu. Sterling looks quicker, more flexible, and he's longer. And he dominated that first round.
Caraway needs a strong last 2 minutes here or he's going to lose via decision because of the first round.
why is meisha fucking this boring manlet?
>>67966483
hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng
STERLING BTFO HAHAHAHAA
>>67966563
Two takedowns in the third round though
He may win this yet
>>67966559
didnt know zingano was so /thick/
Caraway is a bum
>>67966563
You are mad cuz your boy is getting out experienced.
it doesn't matter what happens, it's going to split decision and sterling already won 2 rounds
Sterling having a looooot of trouble on the bottom
>>67966590
lol, I don't have a horse in this fight.
>>67966580
He's got the back right now. Great position. Sterling is definitely a bit winded.
So Serra/Longo is officially a meme gym?
this is close
Should've went to Bellator!
Caraway 29-28
28-28 draw if the judges arn't complete morons
>>67966563
i say props to caraway for leveling the playing field against a guy who clearly has more athletic gifts
Sterling blowing it here tbqh
>>67966546
>thinking wmma is about competitive advantages
that was your mistake
both of these guys blow
>>67966613
literally looks like a tranny
draw
this could potentially be a draw desu
first round could be a 10-8
what happened to that dude that capped every on caraway
draw
I like the way Caraway adjusts his standing backmount.
STERLING BTFO'D
>caraway loses
>miesha breaks up with him
>feelsgood.jpg
>>67966618
no it's not
hahahaa Aljo is a meme fighter
30-27 Sterling
>>67966624
if rd. 1 is a 10-8 for sterling, then rd. 3 is a 10-8 for caraway
draw
>PICKS BTFO 3 hours before maincard even starts
JUDGES PLS CARAWAY WIN DONT FUCK UP MY BET REEEEEEEEE
1: 10-8 Sterling
2: 10-9 Caraway
3: 10-9 Caraway
We could be looking at a draw, but since those are discouraged, I'd give the edge to Caraway for a strong comeback.
I hate Bryan Tate. They were doing a piece on him on one of those countdown shows, and he was talking about his past and actually was coming off as pretty likeable and sympathetic.
Then he started saying that people only hate on him because they're jealous and acting like a smug douche.
Yeah, fuck that guy. I hope he loses and Miesha leaves his ass. Nate was right, he is a faggot.
28-28
>cuckaway
>>67966651
...yes it was
sterling deserves the L to be honest
>entire main card is manlet weights
Fucking why? Who is booking these cards?
2-1 to Caraway tbqh
First round was a 10-8 to Sterling though
Might be a draw
sterling looking like he lost
Stierling won the first 2 rounds, Idon't know what the fuck the commentators are talking about. Caraway didnt take control til the last minute and a half
Caraway won a split
>it's a grappler steals the match from the more exciting fighter by becoming a human blanket fight
29-28 Carway
Or draw.
Is he fucking crying?
>tfw thought caraway was going to get funk'd on
Never doubting the white man again. First Tony bellew today, now caraway.
>29-28 sterling
nigger what?
>>67966593
ah i blew it
>29-28
>Sterling
Wut
>split decision
>29-28 sterling
fucking how?
Week: 29-28 Caraway
Byrd: 29-28 Sterling
Hagan: 29-28 Caraway
>>67966666
damn, nice call
>cocky ape gets BTFO because he has no heart
love it
BLEACHED
NIG NOGS BTFO
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
ALWAYS BET ON WHITE
>>67966684
>Sterling exciting
YEA BITCHES THATS WHATS UP WHAT WHAT
Mr. Tate is coming for that belt
>>67966684
You mean the more exciting fighter gets blanketed in the first so changes his strategy to beat the guy running away
>29-28 Sterling
Wew lad, what fight was he watching
welp, one of the judges is shit but we ended up in the right place
>>67966696
sterling fucking won round 2
this is a fucking robbery
>29-28 sterling
hwhat
agree with the result desu
>>67966676
What a robbery
I guess he gets to stick it in Miesha's ass tonight.
>>67966705
Caraway didn't do much with the takedown in round two.
>Hypnotist
CAN I GET AN AMEN?
>tfw you get BTFO in the first pick
JUST
>29-28 Sterling
Masvidal better get a finish
>getting hit by a log
>falling into a gorilla cage
>white "people"
honestly im glad someone won rather than a draw but sterling looks uncomfortable standing desu
CARAWAY IS COMING FOR THE BELT
FIRST EVER DOUBLE RED PANTY NIGHT!
L O L
>he's my hypnothist
sheeeit
could've made some coin on caraway +255
GET FUCKED STERLING
>"he's my mental coach and hypnotist"
kek
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH KEKPOSTER BTFO
did he just shoutout to tj?
>miesha will never tap you on the ass
ALJAMAIN STERLING
OFFICIALLY
NOT MY BOY ANYMORE
what are all you retards talking about? Sterling won the 2 round, caraway was being out struck, and he didn't get ground control until the last minute and a half
>>67966742
AMEN
>>67966739
idk senpai, he was working for subs and sheeit
>>67966353
>
We're going to get more threads for a crappy UFC fight night filled with nobodies than the "Pinnacle of Motorsports" got today.
>>67966634
>saying tranny like it's a bad thing
Does Tate have implants?
>>67966666
Props my nigga
wat no knockout
>The Cuckmaster
What did Aljo do wrong here?
>the city of serra longo
>>67966787
just her nose
>>67966797
Was too busy throwing meme kicks and punches to get under hooks
>>67966778
Sterling landed fuck all significant strikes that made an impact though.
>there are people itt that had Sterling as their boy
jej
>>67966696
>>67966699
>>67966705
Aljamain himself was surprised kek
SHARK INFESTED WATERS
Sterling was just exposed as having no boxing and no defensive ground game. Cruz would meem on him and Tj would kill him.
Post Mieshas reaction when Bryan claims his victory-anal.
>>67966810
kek
>>67966763
i only put 5 on caraway for a 17.5 return
Other than Luke Rockhold, is there a single good white fighter?
JON JONES WANNABE BTFO
excuse me lads how do i watch this shit without fight pass
Who's excited to hear Schaub here?
>You know Cody's my boy
>B-But Almeida's a motherfucker
Jesus, can Sterling get any more buried than this?
>>67966797
his balance was fucked with no way to move because caraway caught him between stances due to meme kick
>>67966742
skip directly to 1:03:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OkC2TYfylbM
>>67966797
threw a silly kick and let Caraway get in range
>>67966838
How about Dillashaw?
>>67966838
miocic is ok
>>67966797
Didn't commit to the teep or axe kick or whatever the fuck. he did that one other time with a garbage axe kick
>>67966838
Bryan Carraway
>>67966837
i got him in a risky $5 underdog parlay
need camozzi/jeremy/no love
>>67966797
Well he got taken down and that's bad. He should have not.
post pics of fighters that were once, but no longer are your boy.
How come people think Cuckaway sucks?
>>67966855
should have gone to bellator
Did he just call out TJ?
That'd be a slaughter.
>Erik "Gayer Daniel Tosh" Koch
>erik cuck isn't in his 30s at the end of his career
huh, that's surprising
Anyone got a quality stream link? I don't want to have to keep turning around to watch the fight and then turn back to my desktop to shitpost with you fine lads.
>>67966838
u wot m8, 6 of the current UFC champs are white. 7 if you consider RDA to be "white" with a suntan
Who /NEW BREED/ here?
>>67966838
There's a lot good white fighters, and black fighters. and Asian fighters. It really depends on the man and his heart - hard work really
Is Dufus sport a meme gym?
>>67966889
your pic desu
>>67966890
Kind of a boring fighter and people like to contrast him against Miesha and say she wears the pants in the relationship
>>67966890
He's pretty good, he just seems to go out his way to make people dislike him. Dude has like, negative charisma.
anybody else doing pushups inbetween fights?
FS1 stream anyone?
How much BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GODS will we see tonight /sp/?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10346519
>>67966922
Considering their top fighter is currently CM Punk, I'd say yes.
Two bums
>>67966838
Most of them
pop
>>67966917
New Breed forever
>>67966934
http://www.ufc.tv/video/ufc-lasvegas-2016-prelims
>>67966919
what good asian fighters?
bj and lyoto dont count
PAP PAP PAP
>>67966932
Both pushups and swinging around a kettlebell
>>67966838
The Chris, Condit, Khabib, Dillasnek, and Gus are all pretty good.
this nigga Campbell getting turned to soup
>>67966932
nah bruh tomorrow is chest day at the gym
>>67966936
holy fuck what is with you and strawpolls?
>these empty seats
Vegas is probably the worst place for this event
>>67966932
you know me too well
Do UFC fighters have the best haircuts out of all mainstream pro athletes? Soccer pros would be a close second.
Taima plays some right shit don't they
>>67966932
pushups are a meme exercise senpai
>>67966951
joe pls
>>67966955
>wanting man boobs
how many bongs until main?
>>67966959
This is the first Strawpoll I've ever made
>>67966949
well, there's not world champion but non the less there are good fighters who are Asian
>>67966963
memorial day weekend, people in vegas got way better shit to do
>all these goofs who bought into the house nigger meme
>coke
>>67966970
>man boobs
lmao only if you are low test bud
>>67966963
>wanting to sit in an arena for 6+ hours
Actually go to a live UFC and get back to us, casual.
So, they were interviewing Cody Garbrandt a while back, and I decided, just out of curiosity,mot count how many times he said "you know" in a single answer.
17. Cody said "you know" 17 goddamn times in response to one, single question.
Goddamn.
>it's a "the black fighter definitely was robbed by the judges guys there's no way he could have lost otherwise" episode
>>67966949
Horror Gucci is really good, but got thrown to DJ too early.
The Koreans are pretty fun, too. Guys like Dong and Zombie.
>>67966984
>that dana zordon
lel
>>67966992
haha but where's Erik Pepsi? :D
all those head strikes, better stop the fight!!!
can't wait until we're full refball mode
>>67966994
I went to the baltimore one when they came through. Was there all day drinking stay mad.
>>67967006
Don't forget Korean Super Boy
There's fatfuck John Morgan in his trademark bight blue polo shit. God I hate that guy.
I'm thinking of going to Vegas for UFC 200 or Crawford vs Postol. Does anyone have any Vegas suggestions or advice? I don't care for gambling.
>Koch hasn't fought in 2 years
Damn, i remember when he was suppose to fight Aldo for the title
heematoma
LET'S GO CHAMP
You guys ever get irrationally pissed off at a fight? This was doing it for me
>>67967025
wear a rubber
Serra Longo confirmed for meme
Pedoboy is losing to Rory
>>67967023
did he fuck your bitch?
>>67966936
>People actually thinking we'll see an ocean worth of blood
It would literally wash away the entire city
>>67967022
Tae Hyun Bang, right? Haven't seen him in a while. Hyun Gyu "I'm the size of fucking Rockhold at Welterweight" Lim too.
>>67967041
thanks conor
>>67967033
When Cruickshank banged him with that kick-punch-kick combo, my jaw hit the floor. MMA isn't fair :(
>>67967039
Yes, when i'm sleepy specially.
>>67967025
I stayed at the Aria when I went for 194. It was pretty legit. The Cosmo is also pretty badass. I've also stayed at the Monte Carlo and it was nice, they have a decent pool.
Impressive takedown by Koch as a response to getting tagged. Suppressed Campbell's momentum right away. Always nice to see that in a fighter's toolkit.
>>67967025
crawford vs postol is gonna be fucking goat. so hype
jelly of u desu
>>67967046
We would if we had a card with Condit, Brown, Lawler, and Joanna on it.
I live 30 mins away from the Serra/Longo gym and was thinking of signing up but it looks like just another meme gym
>>67966755
what a fucking retard goof
btfo
>>67967048
No, Doo Ho Choi
>>67967074
joanna is getting subbed in the 1st by claudia, btw
>>67966984
>that faggot that always posts that funny chink face got BTFO already
I like it
>>67967054
mind you own business m8, I wasn't talking to you
>>67967081
lose the trips bitch
>>67967039
i get fucking mad when the guy i picked is losing and doesnt fucking throw first or throw at all. i just sperg out and start yelling at the screen for him to punch the other guy
>>67966949
Dong Hyun Kim
>I stand correct sir
What a KEK
>>67967045
damn, rumble johnson gained some bodyfat
>>67966952
>Carlos Condit
>Khabib
>White
>>67966984
>Tripcuck calling anyone a nigger
Evaluate your life
heem sleepy
HEEM TAPPY
nice...
>>67967048
i thought it was haram for asians to cut weight
>>67967091
why dont u make me cuck?
PEPSIFAGS BTFO
KOCHED
HEEM TAPPY
HEEM TAPPY
Very nicely done by Koch. Excellent ground game. Showed some great striking too.
Anyone think he can be more than a gatekeeper in a division full of killers?
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM TAPPY
TEEM HAPPY
N E W B R E E D 2 0 1 6
E
W
B
R
E
E
D
2
0
1
6
>>67967114
I think it's just the Japs who think it isn't honorabru
thank you blessed dana
Wew tapped hard.
KOCH IS BACK
PHOENIX RISING
>>67967117
ignore this faget never respond to this faget
>>67967128
>LW
>division full of killers
when will this meme end?
>>67967113
oh shit waddup
>White """"""""fighters""""""
Based Koch
wew
>>67967113
"oh shit waddup"
>>67967147
lw and ww most stacked divs lad
>>67967113
oh shit waddup
>>67967128
He can definitely be a solid top 15er if he stays consistent.
>>67967006
YES my boy KZ I miss seeing him brawl.
>>67967147
194er pls go
Bryan Caraway is one of those guys that other dudes think is like a 7/10 but chicks think is a 9/10
>>67967164
>cuck throwing a temper tantrum because the black fighter lost
can't make this shit up
you're absolutely pathetic
>>67967158
>>67967168
kinda autistic, but i appreciate it
>>67967168
IS THAT A BOBBY FLAY TATTOO?
>>67967164
excuse me m8 but all the winners tonight have been white
Quick heems plz I want to eat
>>67967147
RDA, Khabib, Ferguson are certainly contenders. Pettis if he finds his heart. Cerrone and Nate are always in the mix, with Nate having the talent to be a perennial contender if he finds the motivation. Barboza could be for real as well if his counter-striking is for real. Chiesa, Johnson, and Koch can certainly continue to climb. Dariush has talent as well.
It's certainly a stacked division.
>>67967195
looks like Anthony Perosh to me
>>67967025
Lots good restaurants around if you feel like being a fat fuck for a few days. Avoid Gordon Ramsay's pub in Caesars, it's shit and the service is terrible.
Don't buy water from the dudes outside, they fish empty bottles out of the garbage and refill them with tap water. Good way to get yourself the hep.
Don't go to the brothels in Pahrump, they're a waste of money. The girls charge ridiculous amounts. Don't pick up hookers on the strip anywhere, they'll rob you.
Uda or Collier?????????
>>67967192
thanks anon
>>67967188
>The irony of this post
You mad dummy?
goddamn Koch looked pretty good after being out for so long.
>>67967147
lol you got choked out by #5 coming off vacation
>>67967173
>>67967186
we've been through this before you filthy casuals
pls go check the archive as I have better things to do than argue with redditors
>This interview
Gosh, he's actually a super good guy
I'm glad Koch won now
>>67967201
m8 its 12 am what are you eating
I BELIEVE IN THE NEW BREED
I like how this dude talks
Still think Koch should ditch the tan and return to his True Form
>>67967065
>>67967070
>>67967211
Thanks Vegas pals
>>67967147
Top 10-12 LWs are all very talented
>"i train with one of the best k1 fighters derp druphus "
literally who?!
>Aljamain gets reverse cucked
So that means like 80% of american heemers are pissed right?
>>67967230
7:20 PM in the time zone that matters
>>67967217
You are
>>67967235
SHOO SHOO SPOOKY HEEM GHOST
>>67967213
picked collier but he has a habbit of getting caught and finished even after doing well for a round or two.
also enjoying the stann finish breakdown, more of this pls uncle dana
>>67967173
Tim?
>>67967235
How do i achieve this mode la?
It's my dream
>>67967192
Thank you.
>>67967226
Oops looks like you're a 196er
>stuck in the mood divishen
>gets tapped by a guy on 10 days notice
>LW division sucks cause Conor said so xD
Wew
>>67967230
I want to make some chips but there's no time
how do you even judge how good a weight class is. everyone in a weight class could be shit and losing to slightly less shit fighters.
or one guy could be so goat he makes the rest of the good guys look like shit
>>67967249
Nah it just means Aljo is no longer black, I think.
>>67967249
Wont lie man, I'm a little butthurt. Caraway is obviously terrible but Aljamain fought the dumbest he possibly could
>>67967253
You're the one who got triggered my post. Why so mad? Cause white fighters suck balls?
>>67967181
so you're saying he's pretty shit relative to his division? or did you mean top 15 P4P?
>>67967276
Like, they disown him because he didn't succeed, right?
Why does taima insist on playing this shit can someone give me a decent stream?
>>67967259
fire mike.
Joe and Stann tag team
>>67967252
thats not mountain time
His name is Koch
Why are they pronouncing it like Coke?
Fucking yanks
>>67967235
WITNESSED!
>>67967245
everybody in the ufc is very talented you nerd
>>67967224
you just witnessed a FW coming off a 2 year vacation meme on a LW , it happens all the time. Conor vs Nate was an exception.
WW> FW > >>>>>>>>>>>>>> LW
>>67967181
can you make a webm of Brain Stann's breakdown he had like blue arrows and everything, nice to see a leg ride and nicer to see someone from MMA take about how riding can be applied with strikes into a submission
>>67967275
Things Casuals Say: The Post
>>67967287
to me, it's always mountin' time with Rousey!
>>67967279
Aljamain seems a bit dumb dude. You should want positive, more seemingly intelligent black men to succeed and be in the public eye.
>fight grappler choke artist
>try to pull a GSP and beat your opponent at their greatest strength
Dumb, dude.
>>67967285
that would be two color commentators you fucking goof, who's gonna read off corn nuts ads
>it's the talking alligator commercial again
>>67967280
>>67967253
/pol/ please go. ive seen 100 white guys heem 100 black guys and vice versa. same with beaners. nobody cares
>>67967284
taima is full of autists
I'm just using http://streamendous.com/bt2.php
but it's not the best quality
>>67967275
Because 155-170 is where all the average human beings belong for guys between 5"9 - 6"0
>>67967288
>Why are they pronouncing it like Coke?
ffs now I get why that anon earlier said Pepsifags BTFO
>>67967280
Black fighters suck ass and have gyno at 3 times the rate of any other race. The entire race has been USADA'd.
>>67967296
no shit. I'm obviously talking about the depth of talent relative to all other divisions.
all that starch in your diet obviously isn't good for your brain.
>>67967285
> fire mike
>>67967288
He has a tattoo that says "Koch Head" but that works whether you pronounce it cock or coke
>>67967282
Yep. I was thinking we could name it "The Phil Davis Effect"
Rick Story fighting tonight
Is his last fight still the one where he btfo Gunnar?
>>67967303
youre only as good as the guy your facing. i could make you look great and some other anon could make you look like shit. its just a meme
>>67967318
>5'9
>average human being
>>67967235
I'm glad he recovered from cancer.
>>67967323
>Black fighters suck ass
ok
post gif of sterling crying pls
NO LOVVVE
BABY DONT HURT ME
DONT HURT ME
NO MORE
>>67967325
>RDA, Khabib, Nate
Wow. So deep.
>>67967272
Just open a bag.
>>67967285
fuck off you rogan cuck
if you actually think rogan is good, or has an iq of over 50 youre a 189er
>>67967351
Johnson is a self-admitted roider.
They are pure refined horseshit when not roiding. There are no black prospects now that USADA is in town.
>>67967333
I think so. I always enjoy a Rick Story fight. Guy has some sick body punches.
>>67967369
you seem mad, do you come here to feel better by acting like a cunt?
>>67967379
>jon jones
>mighty meme
>>67967272
how do you make your chips?
>>67967314
Thanks, pisses me off desu
here comes collier
>>67967351
>a black fighter beats a cuck with a literal queen of spades tattoo
wow, how surprising
>>67967390
He's right in that the division isn't that great.
>>67967302
Sure. Sound-Enhanced Webmaster of Stann's Breakdown
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1464564451093.webm
>>67967369
> Roe Jogan
> Believes in Bigfoot
> Thinks Chemtrails
> Literally the only conspiracy you can see in plain sight is a joke for crazy people
>I look exactly like Uda
>>67967235
Vanilla Koch
>>67967390
Zoolander is shit m8
>>67967397
They are not prospects. One is a midget, the other looked like horesehit in his first fight back, also had developed gyno if you noticed.
OSP also had gyno, lol. It's ridiculous.
Can we stop fighting?
I want a comfy thread
>>67967413
Joe Rogan rekt
>>67967383
he always remind me of a pitbull dog for some reason
not sure if he had that as his nickname or something but it's the first thing I think of when I see his name lel
>>67967365
RDA, Khabib, Ferguson, Pettis, Nate, Barboza, Chiesa...all these people could easily be champs you idiot. And in WW you have Lawler, Condit, Thompson, Rory, Maia, Hendricks...all people who have been and can be champions
If you can't understand this simple concept that stacked divisions exist then you're a dumb idiot and should probably go to bed you drunk leprechaun.
>>67967412
That's an ignorant thing to say. You may not enjoy the division, but it's inarguably stacked.
>>67967428
Kind of like your "analysis" of the LW division.
Are they using the smaller octagon tonight, considering the amount of manlet fights?
>>67967379
BEYOND delusional.
>Flag
>Topic
>>67967413
Based
>>67967422
reminds me of my cousin. he died in a car accident like 5 years ago, feels bad man
>>67967436
we can save the race war for heem 1.
>>67967428
ok ireland i was with you until then
>>67967399
in the oven
with cheese
I literally can't wait for Schaub
Only a bong and a half left
some good jits on display so far.
>there are casuals in this thread right now who think LW is stacked
>>67967460
http://www.lowkickmma.com/UFC/anthony_johnson_fighters_have_to_use_steroids_pay_us_like_mlb_stars_so_we_don_t_301807/
Roids because he's not paid enough.
>>67967474
you melt cheese on to normal oven cooked potato chips?
could you please give me a detailed recipe, or at least a brief step by step breakdown.
>>67967465
they have cars in oman? i thought everyone walked or drove a tank
>>67967474
>cheese on chips
JUST
>>67967249
I'm more mad that he lost to fucking Caraway than anything.
>skinny lanklets
Goddammit, it's hot as fuck and my Jew landlords haven't turned the AC on in my building yet.
Sweating like a fucking pig here.
>Alberto Uda is 9-0
Is that a Brazilian "undefeated" record or is he actually good?
>>67967351
dat half shaded triangle, the cuck deserved it
>>67967496
this
im a ABC. anyone but caraway
>>67967460
not that guy, but lol if you think jones doesn't juice
did everyone forget about the time he got tested with less testosterone in his blood than a woman, and everyone went quiet from his side of the fence?
Let me tell you, nothing does that other than coming off something that binds strongly to the androgen receptor. i.e STEROIDS
is Jessica Eye in anonymous?
>>67967508
>depending on the landlords to put your AC on
What kind of communism is this?
>>67967475
Who?
>>67967510
half of those were against smaller primates they found in the amazon.
>>67967489
Oman is not Yemen lad.
>>67967465
Sorry mate.
>>67967489
>walking
nigga its like 45 degrees rn
>>67967529
Lose
My
Number
>>67967521
if jones roided his legs would be thicker than an anorexic girls wrists
>>67967541
are you some kind of royalty or millionaire?
COLLIER HURT
>USA USA USA
kek.
A WRESTLING SWITCH
SLOPPY BANGERS YEH?
>these first 10 seconds
>yeah he's gotta get over that broken nose quick
how the fuck do people enjoy other ''''sports''''
shit Collier is leaking like a sieve. this is pretty spicy
COLLIER WITH a nice wrestling scramble but he's losing to the MT clinch work of UDA
YOU DID IT BABYGIRL
damn collier is not giving up, mad respect for heart
>muay thai world champions
commence the blanketstrangle collie
MAT RETURN by COLLIDER
>>67967537
thanks lad
>>67967562
>royalty
no
>millionaire
not rn, maybe in the futuro
>>67967524
We have climate control in our apartments, so once the system is on, we can control it. Problem is, they need to turn the cooling on for the building, otherwise turning on the AC just blows room-temperature air.
I'm not in a cheap building, so we don't have shitty window units, we actually have central air.
>>67967521
You're dumb.
http://sports.yahoo.com/news/nevada-commission--jon-jones-tests-results-show-no-signs-of-doping-013131428.html
Don't bother responding unless you read the article first. You idiots got BTFO when this happened in real time also.
>>67967523
what makes you say that?
good fight
>>67967488
Chips in Bongland aren't the same as Chips in Murica
de la rocha ruined my picks
gassed
>>67967592
i feel like you have to be in the right mood for heem. it can be bloody and its rarely comfy, but theres nothing like seeing a crazy knockout or upset
stann laughing at Colliers broken nose
>>67967645
you are on point with the grappling exchanges today
>>67967669
You have low test. Talk to your doctor.
Mcgregga having a breakdown on twitter
>>67967647
her face looks like it developed under a guy Fawkes mask
>>67967645
He almost botched it too, UDA was about to stuff him against the wall and cancel it out. Look at the 3:33 mark, Collider grabs the fence and pushes off giving him room to hit the switch.
>>67967650
aussies have our chips though
BR BRFO
Niiiice
HEEM SLEEPY
HEEM OUT
SPICY AS FUCK
>THIS CARD
SPICY FUCKING FINISH
FUCKEN WOWWWWWWWWWWWW
HEEM BODIED
What an alpha male
>>67967626
w-was this it
7-1
>>67967657
>making picks for prelims
>even knowing who's fighting on the FP prelims before they happen
OH MY!
HEEM SLEEPY
damn super unique heem
HEEM BODIED
OH FUCK COLLIER WITH THE COMEBACK
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM SPINNING SHIT
HOLY CRAP
BEAT HIM UP IN THE MT CLINCH AND THEN SPINNING BACK KICK
goddamn street fighter combo finish
this is a good card despite bryan gayaway winning
we spinning shit now?
>9-1
>Brazil
wew lad
Spicy banger
Spicy heem
B O D I E D
O
D
I
E
D
USA USA USA
USA USA USA
>USA USA USA
USA USA USA
>USA USA USA
USA USA USA
>USA USA USA
>>67967718
nice fucking kick!!!!
>TFW WHEN TAKING A SHOT AND MISS THE KNOCK OUT
>folded like a suitcase
wut?
HEEEEEEEM
Wtf happened btw? He was totally gassed.
Is there such a thing as having a glass body?
PLEASE SOMEONE WEBM EVERYTHING SPICY
THANK YOU
>>67967756
That guy was a muay-thai WC, it was very strange.
>>67967755
The first spinning back kick caught him in the liver. Collier swarmed before Uda could recover.
Probably shattered every rib he has
>>67967756
Tito and Matt Brown would suggest so.
good shit
>>67967756
100%
>>67967718
Yep, that's week 1 highschool wrestling there.
>>67966838
Spoken like a true casual..
>>67967736
we always memekicking here
>>67967754
when you close a suitcase it folds fast and easily?
Are you really that stupid?
>The prototype
>Again
This card is just a fucking bloodbath so far. Hope the main card lives up.
>>67967779
Butifel
>>67966846
This is why Sterling wanted more money, to show his dick holding skills.. I hope he gets cut..
>>67967773
>he fell for the MT WC that didn't fought on Lumpinee meme
The fucking audio they play with the graphics drowns out the post fight interview. Pathetic production there.
>>67967818
bro sterling is a monster he's gonna beat dominick
>>67967779
thank you britbro
>>67967692
haha true desu
>>67967825
Based Mel.
>>67967825
Based TRT
>2nd guy tonight whose nickname is "The Prototype"
At the rate the Prototypes are winning tonight you probably got a few lads backstage trying to change their name to that before they go out.
>>67967830
>Me on the right
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
>>67967855
>>67967855
>>67967855
>>67967855
>>67967855
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
>>67967854
all these prototypes, where are the mass production models
>muh patriotism
>>67967847
do you think Lorenzo ever play wrestles with Dana but takes it a little too seriously sometimes and pins him down and says mean things to him?
>>67967788
Can't answer the question Milos?
Stream?
>>67967909
http://serbiaplus.club/btsport2sk.html
45c8986565ef1fa5f5d2a4976dc23577e8325b48 (acestream)
>>67967878
I could list fighters for next 20 minutes... Fucking fat casual dummy..
>>67968049
Sure you can fatso
four nine six
Here's hoping for a nip slip, lads
I got my loan ready guys. I hope this is a good ground war.
>>67968843
Lotion**
zzz
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