>Main Card (Fox Sports 1) 9:00pm ET / 6:00pm PT / 2am BST
5 Round Bantamweight Main Event:
Thomas Almeida (21-0-0) vs. Cody Garbrandt (8-0-0)
Featherweight
Renan Barão (33-3-0) vs. Jeremy Stephens (24-12-0)
Welterweight
Tarec Saffiedine (16-4-0) vs. Rick Story (18-8-0)
Middleweight
Chris Camozzi (23-10-0) vs. Vitor Miranda (12-4-0)
Welterweight
Jorge Masvidal (29-10-0) vs. Lorenz Larkin (16-5-0)
Lightweight
Paul Felder (11-2-0) vs. Josh Burkman (28-12-0)
>Preliminary Card (Fox Sports 1) 7:00pm ET / 4:00pm PT / 12:00am BST
Women's Bantamweight
Sara McMann (8-3-0) vs. Jessica Eye (11-4-0)
Lightweight
Abel Trujillo (14-6-0) vs. Jordan Rinaldi (12-4-0)
Middleweight
Jake Collier def Alberto Uda via rd 2 TKO
Lightweight
Erik Koch def Shane Campbell via rd 2 Submission(RNC)
>Fight Pass™ Prelims 6:00pm ET / 3:00pm PT / 11:00pm BST
Bantamrweight
Bryan Caraway def Aljamain Sterling via split decision(29-28,28-29,29-28)
Heavyweight
Adam Milstead def Chris De La Rocha via rd 2 TKO
>You can't snooze out 3 rounds and expect to keep fighting. I'm here to excite. I'm just here to put on shows. Win or lose I'm gonna give you everything I got. And if I look like this afterwards, oh well - it's for you guys.
Jake Collier
suitcases don't fold tho
god bless our troops
>>67967849
>>67967854
i feel like if two guys have the same nickname in the same org they should have to fight to see who keeps it. there can only be one
>>67967872
when was the last time you donated plasma
thanks to all veterans in the thread for your servic ;_;7
>this background music
LMAO
>muh army
prototype
>>67967855
Based Official Thread Britbro
wow to the wow the ufc fighters are brain fucking washed. "Thank you for me freedom" lol more lie thank you for oil
This has been decent so far
Wouldn't say great though, 8/10
>>67967877
Shut the fuck up, Tito
TURTIN SECONDS
Rick Story is a bumbling retard.
The blind patriotism of American's is sickening as well.
>tfw i wouldnt be here without you guys
>>67967885
>donating anything
KEK
thank you based troops
>>67967865
Rory could learn a thing or two from Jake.
With that broken nose you'd expect him to be rolling on the mat like a pussy doing his redking impression, but instead the other guy folds like a suitcase.
>>67967903
>>67967895
calm down libcucks
>>67967911
then why don't you leave you fucking faggot
>>67967883
cowboy let cowboy stay cowboy
TURTIN SECONDS, DAS MAI RECOURD
WHAT ARE YA WAITING FOUR
MUH TROOPS
>>67967911
Remember the rumours that he was a gym bully and his head coach watched and encourage him to beat down new guys
>Money Monster
>The guy who played fucking Cook in it
What
>>67967903
What oil? We let them keep the oil so they could build their country's back. We're taking the oil this time.
That's the same way Conor will heem N8 in the rematch, spinning meme liver kick, cap this post.
>>67967922
stfu tyreese
>>67967903
> oil
> AIPAC wants wars in the middle east for oil
You're fucking brain washed, too.
>>67967922
desu that was 98 weeks ago he might be a stand up guy by now
>>67967932
MURRICAAAAAAA
>>67967924
HURR LOVE IT ER LEAVE IT DURR
This troop culture is pretty damn cringe
>>67967912
I'm ok with patriotism, but when they shit like that it's kinda cringy
reminder that heem is a pro USA military zone only, all faggots and traitors need to exit immediately
If you troops weren't out there shooting Iraqi farmers muh freedom wouldn't exist. Thank you for your service.
>Former LHW king Rashad
>He looks dead inside
THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE
Remember those Fight for the Troops cards they put on every once in awhile? They give us some fun moments.
http://idioms.thefreedictionary.com/fold+like+a+cheap+suitcase
stream?
>americringes
every time
http://mmadecisions.com/decision/7022/Bryan-Caraway-vs-Aljamain-Sterling
for some reason i thought sterling won
>>67967911
Go tip your fedora somewhere else commie
Oh great, Tyron Woodley on the Fox Sports panel
We get to hear him lie about how he really really deserves a title shot
>>67967969
Yeah, i wanted Tim Kennedy to get heemed some bad in one of those
Up next we got Abel "Killa" Trujillo vs Jordan "Prototype" Rinaldi.
>>67967969
Looks like David Jaffe.
>all these NATO country faggots ITT talking shit about the military they subsidize and depend on
post sterlingcrying.jpg pls
>>67967968
Dude...Freedom
You know who you are.
>have no neck
>wear turtleneck
Terrible. What was he thinking?
>bomb some innocent brown people in some middle east country to spread your empire
>tnx for the freedoms guys
america
>>67967975
http://serbiaplus.club/btsport2sk.html
45c8986565ef1fa5f5d2a4976dc23577e8325b48 (acestream)
>>67967990
*so bad
>>67967998
non-nato here
>>67967959
shut the fuck up you limp wristed faggot, go drink some starbucks and talk shit about your own country cause it makes you feel smart
Does USADA keep urine samples after testing has been completed, to be used for further testing in the future?
>>67967979
>Britbongs watch a sport in which they are horrible at and stay up till 4 am for every weekend
I almost feel bad for you. Almost. Cleveland has more UFC champions than you, how embarrassing is that?
>>67967986
speaking truth and being open minded = communist in Freedomland
>>67967965
is gif related from a film called shottas?
>>67968005
never my boy. thank you based roid lord yoel
>>67968005
#millennial
>>67968016
Yes, many years after they keep getting tested.
It could tested 20 years after the end of a fighter carreer for example.
>>67968014
You can be a good patriot without licking your soldier's balls religiously m8
how many of those guys with tons of tattoos were in prison one day?
>>67968024
>Being an unpatriotic wannabe hippie = WGAF
If you hate it here go live in Yurop
>>67967913
This. Why would you ever just give away something that people want?
You want my shit? Fuck you, pay me!
>>67968014
Lol, this country that is run by Jews - wait up sheeple
>>67968019
i dont know anything about cleveland. all im saying is you dont need to do all this dumb cringe eagle with a gun saluting and fireworks in the background shit youre not 12
DOES NYONE HAVE A GOOD LINK 2 THE STREAM PLS? THE ONE I HVAE KEEPS GIVING ME POP UPS AND ITS IN SPANISH, THANNKS IN ADVANCE
- JACOB
>>67968014
so brave
>>67968053
dom seems to do the eye roll thing a lot
>>67968043
Probably most.
>getting a job with those tattoos
>>67968060
kek dont you know christfags rule the world
Republicans are in charge and all of them are christfags
>>67968053
rude
>>67968055
not a good person
>>67967998
>depend on
pls Ameriga save us from a few dozen sandniggers who live in caves
you are our greatest ally
>>67968076
ufc.com.tv.tk
>>67968014
I said 'blind' patriotism. The things they were spouting made absolutely no sense. "Thanks to the troops for fighting wars that we started under false pretenses we are free." It's thoughtless emotion that's on par with social justice warrior logic.
>>67968046
I love it here faget, but I think "my army my religion" is plane fucking stupid
that's it I can't handle american ads, I'll torrent it later fuck this crap my brain is going to melt
>>67968005
How can one man be so unlikeable?
>>67968082
He also over uses the word "man" and has the ugliest cadence when he says it
go fuck yourself jacob
Did this bitch take Ariels job?
>>67968086
>It's an american thinks his country runds the world
It's almost as delusional as Mcgregor saying he runs boxing
>Stephens was visibly shaken
CONFIRMED FOR SHOOK BET THE HOUSE ON BARAO
>>67968046
>mfw if shillary wins and you have to move to canada
>>67968005
this, millennials needs to evolve already
Fighters should only be allowed to have UFC Approved Nicknames
>Movin' To Metro
>The Corn Nut
>Harley Rider
>>67968082
yes he does
why didn't megan mention the boner?
>Megan is dating that joseph benavidez faggot
why
Trujillo KO what round??????
>>67968065
You dont need to have 10 gambling stores in your vicinity but you still do it anyway
>>67968086
hahahahaahahahahahahahaahahahah
who owns the federal reserve????
let me give you a protip: Jewish bankers do ahahahah
ffs someone give me a good stream
Barao is a good guy
>>67968095
Kek, I think the same, fucking cringe as fuck.
What nickname would you choose if you could fight in UFC? Mine would be The Prototype ;^)
Trujillo is vegan
>>67968106
THANK YOU
>>67968108
FUCK YOU SNOWY BITCHY AYY
>>67968137
Uno
>>67968014
>I love the troops, that's why I keep voting for people who want to send them off to die a god-forsaken desert
![03. Boxing Match Vs. Floyd Mayweather, Jr. WrestleMania 24 30.03.08.avi_snapshot_09.15_[2016.05.29_16.57.46].png](https://i.imgur.com/VEJDAao.png "03. Boxing Match Vs. Floyd Mayweather, Jr. WrestleMania 24 30.03.08.avi snapshot 09.15 [2016.05.29 16.57.46]")
I'm watching Floyd/Big Show right now,It's the first MMA fight I think I ever saw. Is it the GOAT fight?
>>67967855
quality thread 2bh
>>67968149
At least they aren't bong ads
>>67968141
He was giving you advice not opening himself up to poor comebacks
>>67968141
this comment was sponsored by draft kings. but i kinda agree. move /bet/ to /biz or /b/ or something
>>67968151
Ogun
>>67968137
two
>>67968147
http://www.streamhd.eu/streams/hd1.html
>all these alt-right fedora-lords and libcucked numales sperging out
none of this shit matters, governmental operations are a puppet show to distract from the incoming dark age
trujillo is gonna meme on this scrub hard right
>>67968032
No its from a movie titled Aliens.
It's pretty good you should watch it sometime
>>67968093
Meh, if they didn't drum up all this intimidating patriotic rhetoric they'd be more of these types >>67967922 to deal with. I'm fine with that.
for the bongs talking about chips we have the same chips as you I just wouldnt think putting cheese on them would be good, kind of keen to try it though
>>67968171
You would know all about poverty wouldn't you?
>>67968142
double keku senpai
jews dont run that, its christfags from Texas, and who's behind Texas? Chinese and ARABS who aren't even fuckin jews
>>67968166
Herzog in the house!
>>67968166
>John McCarthy
>after the Mevlin/Shithead fight
>>67968177
I get a blank white page
>>67968151
The Pitbull Assassin.
Am I an assassin who only works for Pitbulls? Am I an assassin who only kills Pitbulls? Am I an assassin who is a Pitbull?
No one knows.
check the record, bud
Renee Young > Megan Olivi
Can we stop with the flashing images bongs?
>>67968164
and kill farmers who have mud houses.
If we don't kill them they'll come to Murica and kill us first!
>>67968192
Mate just get those cheese slices and microwave for 30 seconds on top of your chips, thank me later
>>67968201
stay cucked then senpai
>>67968192
>he's never had cheesy chips
what in the actual fuck Australia?
>>67968212
lel I noticed that too
>>67968195
if Judaism spreads to china were all fucked
>>67968192
its not good. only the filthiest of bogans would do it
>>67968160
There's no animal by-products in HGH is there?
>>67968192
I thought cheesy chips were a common thing? I don't know I literally always have chips with cheese
Don't you have jacket potatoes? Don't you put cheese on that? It's the same shit really. These are frozen steak cut chips I'm talking about but honestly I put cheese with fries too
this card needs the skanks from Venator
>>67968229
you mean like Nachos?
WAR KILLA
mfw american ads
>>67968192
Have you never had a kebab snack pack? That's usually chips with cheese in there
i've got some baby potatoes cooked in the fridge lads
ill melt some cheese onto them
>>67968229
Is it true that irish people wash their hair with guinness, or is that just a myth?
Serious question.
Trujillo gonna run right through this gringo
>>67968226
plz help Canada
>>67968237
*injects Alpha Brain* All PED's are made from yams.
lol post-usada trujillo got the overeem effect going on
managed to keep low bodyfat and some of his muscle, but looks like a deflated car tire
LOL THE THE HICKS STFU AFTER THEY'VE BEEN TOLD!
HAHAHHAHAHA
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA
>>67968254
no never tried a hsp yet. i like the turkish bread
>>67968260
m8 its a england thing mines a white page 2. sometimes youve just gotta take the cucking and smile
>not wanting your nation's fighting force to be a direct opposing force to Islam
It's almost like you WANT them to inundate your respective domestic culture, fambalambs.
>>67968217
Yup. They'll drive those Cold-War era jeeps right across the ocean and kill us all in our beds.
Trujillo has next level genetics
white boy has no chance
>>67968265
looks pretty fucking ripped and same as before to me tbqh
>>67968260
Use Kodi, UK Turks addon, and go to Sports section, they have BT Sport 2 in HD
>>67968277
Killing heemposters from oman is not fighting Islam
>>67968279
vomiting dog.jpg
>>67968265
He looks virtually identical(tm) unless i'm mistaken
>be a 5'8" roid monster
>new drug testing
>claim to now be vegan to explain weakened physique
Smart
why does the space bar scroll not work sometimes?? fuckk
>>67968253
>mfw he doesn't have goofpass
>>67968279
that looks disgusting
HE GONE TRY TO REST!!!
THERE YOU GO RIGHT THERE!!!
>>67968312
this
>>67968288
nope hes definitely smaller
like i said, he doesnt look like shit, but hes deflated
Wasn't Rinaldi that guy that chucked a sick dive at World Cup 2002?
>>67968317
why are you in oman? born there?
that vegan shits taken all his power
>>67968279
nom nom nom
>>67968279
Yuck, enjoy your heart attack.
>>67968279
Can't beat curry and cheese chips lad
>>67968277
>Iraq
Secular government
>Libya
Secular government
>Syria
Secular government
10-9 Abel
>>67968076
CAN SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME THESE LINKS DONT WORK THEY ARE B*LLSHIT
- JACOB
>>67968279
needs some carne asada homie
>"he can't hurt you...hands up!"
mixed messages coach
are there really people that bought into the sterling meme?
>>67968371
>
nope
10-9 Vegan, Carnist had some success later in the round though
>>67968351
>Saudi Arabia
Theocracy.
Allies for some reason.
>>67968377
http://www.ufc.tv/video/ufc-lasvegas-2016-prelims
>>67968270
i would spit in your face cuck
>>67968293
Can you get Kodi on desktop?
Thanks for this though lad
reminder that Sara McMann (8-3-0) vs. Jessica Eye (11-4-0) is after this fight
>>67968377
jacob i swear to god come to newcastle right now im gonna heem you
WE
>>67968319
ok m8, have something pretty instead
>>67968392
my body is ready
>>67968392
b-butt
>>67968392
i wish eye would fight in this
KO please make me money. kek wills it
45 BINGS UNTIL THE SCHAUBCAST
>>67968391
Yeah, just google kodi
google uk turks addon
and thats it, it'll take you about 10 minutes
>>67968383
i hope they join the army and get shot in the head... for my freedom of course
>>67968391
uk turks isnt there for me under video addons. i go to u and theres only one uk one
Is she top ten? Also Trujillo sucks. He's good for the first five minutes. Then he gets gassed and gives up. See the Ferguson fight.
>>67968386
Because oil, then some of money they get from oil sales to the US is spent building Mosques and exporting Wahhabism across the rest of the middle east.
>>67968406
i dont like sushi but that is pretty adorable
>>67968390
ahahahahah
hahahahaha
say mad loser
Is she claimed or may I claim her?
>>67968312
dis
>>67967941
is trump the richest man who's been a visitor to the ufc?
>Unable Nighero
>Good
HESS HESS
>non-white "fighters"
>>67968279
Why are yuros so disgusting
>>67968451
Who's the loser? you are going to die alone and hate your life cause you are insecure with yourself
>>67968312
>getting rekt by a tuf reject
hehe
>>67968448
Yup. Nothing corrupt or dysfunctional going on there.
>>67968481
more like for extra dry boners, am i right?
>>67968470
No that would probably be Bob Kraft.
>>67968409
I had no idea she had such a bunda
Cheeky shot by Trujillo at the bell
>>67968383
>lives in texas
>firing off a potato gun instead of the highest caliber projectile weapon he could buy on his 50k UFC salary
no longer my boy
>>67968484
Completely worthless without roids.
>>67968279
literally how do you not like cheesy chips
>Gringo """""""fighters""""""""""'
>>67968486
No idea m8, probably the result of an immature culture.
>its a body triangle episode
LADS I GOT 6-1 ODDS ON GARBARNDT!!!
HE'S NEVER BEEN BEAT SO IM HYPED.
THIS IS GONNA BE AN EASY £700
>>67968499
>>67968499
need more
wtf was that last punch after the bell?
>>67968499
what could possibly convince you that getting that tattoo is/was a good idea?
>>67968488
hahahahahahah
i have a great job and friends with a family that loves me. Anon I even have a girl that I fuck daily.
ahahahah you hicks are too easy
>>67968519
Lmao kid
https://youtu.be/IXp_FdRCBNE
https://youtu.be/IXp_FdRCBNE
>>67968527
just a social experiment, bro
>>67968538
it looks like some shit to cover up a C-scar which she obviously doesnt have
but yeah, trashy spot
>>67968498
looks like they're both around 4.5b but trump is going to skyrocket
>>67968498
Some Arab princes were at UFC Dubai. Those niggers are "shit on Arianny's face" rich.
>>67968467
are you kidding?
FIGHT COMPANION
https://twitter.com/joerogan/status/737064484716445696
>>67968467
top-shelf desu senpai
>>67968467
Maybe claim the medication you're prescribed for your autism.
>>67968539
sure you do, just don't get too upset and break one of your video games
>The Irish are still posting
Can you casuals please go back into hiding?
>>67968582
the things I would do mmm mmm mmm.....
>mfw trujillo unloads
>>67967922
vegan gains please
>>67968514
Come on, seriously. Who the fuck thinks it's appropriate to eat a giant block of cheese in public? (Or advisable to do so anywhere, for that matter)
>Gassing more than Abel
Absolutely disgusting
>>67968604
major padre issues too
>>67968594
there all on Steam retard - wow you people really are that stupid.
choose one to roll with lads
>the things I would do mmm mmm mmm.....
Crowd already sounds really damn good.They should be red hot during the main card.
>>67968596
>hue hue the irish only post when mcgoober is fighting
>hue hue stop posting when mcgoober isn't fighting
that salt
Lmao @ you neets watching shitty illegal streams on your 16" laptops
Get a job
>he lays on him for a minute instead of throwing combis for the easy heem
Trullijo will never be my boy
>>67968604
tip 100 tokens she'll flash her tits during the fight
>>67968627
your mom
>>67968409
I want to give Sara McMann a full body massage.
help a noob out... when in the standing back mount why doesn't the guy just jump backwards and slam the guy??
>>67968640
>visitingmomanddadfortheweekend.jpg
>>67968499
>>67968582
She seems like she'd be an amazing fuck and down for damn near anything, but I'd be running to the clinic to get tested after.
>>67968640
every single thing about this picture screams suffering
Imagine if this landed...
>>67968625
lmao calm down bud i didn't know you would get so upset over video games, just chill out and watch some anime that will make things better.
>>67968634
>6 fight main card
I wouldn't bet on it
>>67968615
probably from the american south, they seem to not know of the internet or care that this kind of thing will show up there, which is kinda admirable but also kinda retarded
>>67968627
1
>>67968640
Are you one of those guys who gets off by dressing up like a baby and having a woman act like a mother to you? That's pretty fucked up, senpai.
>>67968627
dang who is middle right
i also think sara moras is quite in a weird way. big bunda too but not as fit
>>67968619
I can't believe Joanna had to fight this monster back in the day
29 - 28 Rinaldi
>>67968627
Rose or Angel Lee...
Angel Lee is probably the better as she doesn't have that molestation baggage.
>>67968640
>he doesn't have a cheeky 1080 60FPS Acestream stream
>>67968640
is that what you use to entertain your wife's boyfriends?
>>67968640
@ work rn famalam
>>67968640
Are those toys for your wife's son?
>the things I would do mmm mmm mmm...
>>67968640
Frigg off Breeder Scum. I bet you're a frickin' carnist too.
>>67968627
3>1>2>5>6>9>8>4
>>67968656
because he'll still have your back
>>67968640
JUST
>>67968392
>Scenes of violent physical contact will happen indeed
>>67968665
there's no real power on it
>>67968640
get a real tv
>>67968656
it makes it deeper 99% of the time
but i think they're just super weakened if there's a body triangle on them, all they can do is fall over softly.
>go vegan
Oh brother
what the fuck is this guy on about
>>67968676
whats her accent like? wikipedia says shes a canadian and i dunno if i would be able to get a boner if i hear 'aboot' come out of an asian id be too busy laughing
man durianrider is probably beating off rn
>Vegan meme
>>67968640
does your sons dad like mma?
Bad decision
daily reminded to do kundalini yoga 3 times a week MINIMUM
>promoting Veganism
>memorial day weekend grilling extravaganza
dirty hippie
VEGAN
E
G
A
N
CLEAN ENERGY
>>67968714
>>67968715
>>67968719
>>67968721
What's the matter carnists? Scared of the Vegan Uprising? Clean Energy. Clarity.
>yfw mma fighters are the real vegan activists
>>67968665
seems kinda telegraphed unless your throwing it after a hook
>>67968716
She sounds more like a surfer bro.
>>67968558
where does this meme come from?
>>67968640
lad, wew
I've been unironically thinking about going vegan, tbqh. Why shouldn't I?
>>67968697
>>67968712
cheers guys
Give me a first round heem
feel like mcmann has been quite the disappointment
eye sucked against tate though tbf
>Jessica completely missing the pads and chin checking that guy
Fucking amateurs
>>67968627
Mackenzie because she is the best at BJJ out of the other ones, she can teach me the most.
>>67968582
sweet baby cheezus
>the things I would do mmm mmm mmm.
>>67968745
How do doing today bro?
>>67968668
I mean, not just the Internet, though. You have to be aware that everyone around you is thinking about what a fat, disgusting fuck you are. Do people like that just have no pride or dignity?
>>67968716
It's a complete north american white-as-fuck accent
>>67968754
More expensive, multiple vitamin deficiencies if you don't buy supplements
#stillmyboy
>>67968596
We're not here to take part m8
nyeh jessica eye gonna win nyeh hheh desu baka nyeh
>>67968656
It would definitely hurt, but probably wouldn't do any significant damage. Plus it exposes your neck for a choke and puts you in an even worse position grappling-wise.
>that dyel trainer again
>>67968784
you're here to get slapped
>>67968760
>wmma
>heem
>>67968780
requirement to notify every possible person you come into contact with about your new diet
>>67968782
the things I would do mmm mmm mmm
>>67968782
>fighting the best
>brian caraway
oh well not every next goat can become goat. just gotta hop on the next bandwagon.
>>67968801
A man can dream
>>67968782
STILL MY BOY
Serra/Longo is still a meme gym though
>>67968754
don't go full retard off the bat. just give up red meat first and work your way down to rabbit food.
t. pescetarian
>>67968754
just eat healthier overall, eat some meat, don't think you have to base entire meals around it
>>67968753
It's not a meme, it's literally true. Oil Sheikhs, for whatever reason, like to hire high-end escorts and shit on them. I have been told this first-hand by an escort, and it is documented online.
Arianny also escorts to the very high-end crowd, including in Dubai. She has very likely been shit on by Arabs.
WHEN JOESAY'S CLAT HEADERS OFF THE CANVAS, THAT'S WHEN YOU'LL KNOW
>>67968806
sweden you cant fool us by hopping over the border
>>67968819
they need to hire nick the toot
>>67968819
They produce loveable memes who can still fight in the top 10, except for Villante is a bit of a bum.
>>67968790
ya I watched too much wwf as a kid
Sara is my boy.
>>67968820
I've scaled back red meat to once a week. I could give it up, though goddamn do I love carne asada fries and California burritos.
But I'll shut up. Enough blog-posting. Thanks brah
Plz first round heem I want chips.
>>67968770
comfy, about to have another coffee
>>67968604
>>67968628
>>67968689
>>67968768
What the fuck is this meme??
>>67968825
KEK
wtf arianny
>>67968825
oh i know about the highend escort thing, i just didn't know arianny did it too
>>67968763
good spot
>>67968840
reddit tier
DAILY REMINDER TO DO KUNDULINI YOGA
AND BE VEGAN
>>67968841
>san diego brah detected
>>67968846
One guy just repeating stuff, it happens from time to time
really love the life assurance ads on bt. wtf
>>67968842
i got some crunchy crinkle cut fries in the oven
only cheese i have though is shitty slices. we'll see
>>67968863
NorCal, though I lived in SoCal for a few years.
food break time
>>67968852
>That DYEL holding pads
>>67968834
>not giving Villante ultimate myboy status because he looks and talks like a lovable young DeNiro
>>67968871
How long until I can bet my life insurance on fights?
>>67968871
yeah, people should really be betting on sports instead
>>67968846
the things i would do mmm mmm mmm... >>67968582
What's the best quality stream?
Why cant women fight without making their hair look like they're some kind of mexican drug dealer
>>67968883
>DYEL
?????
>>67968840
I can understand going vegan because of all the animal cruelty and whatever, but I do not understand almond milk at all. There's barely any fucking protein in it. What's the goddamn point?
>>67968871
it seems like the only thing brazil is good at is making commercials, our commercials are so much better than american and british ones...
>A FRIEND OF MINE DIED AND SHE DIDN'T MAKE PLANS AT ALL WHAT A BITCH CAUSING MAYHEM EVEN AFTER DEATH
This Sunlife advert is terrible
>>67968879
Look forward to the results, but it's really not suited to crunchy fries desu. Need a decent amount of potato in there
What should I respond with bros?
Kru Phil Nurse sighting
>>67968640
are you watching your wife's son for the weekend?
>>67968884
I meant he isn't a top ten fighter like most of Serra/Longo, he is definitely a top tier loveable goof.
>>67968886
>>67968893
>Having life insurance
>>67968871
yeah, advertising 50+ life insurance to 20 something neets doesn't seem like a good use of your advertising budget
Sara McMann's abs though pham
>>67968782
>I train with champions, he trains with jabronis
-Rockhold, Luke
>>67968907
lmao it's true, anglo commercials absolutely fucking suck
>>67968904
>Spain
>too lazy to Google
Why am I not surprised?
>>67968914
me too, i'm fapping to the UFC
>jessica eye wearing full bodysuit
f this, hope she loses
>>67968914
"Fuck off slut, heems are on"
>>67968925
>>67968871
DAD
I NEED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT YOUR PROSTATE
ADULT NAP TIME
FINE CAN I GO NOW
Hoping for some good McMann ass shots.
>>67968904
do you even left
easy win for mcmann
Remember that if Eye beat Miesha, Holly wouldn't have fought Ronda and won, and the Ronda meme would still be alive.
>>67968929
>DC
>""""""""""champion"""""""""""""
>>67968914
>tattoos and posing herself to look less fat
Nope.
how was the trujillo fight
>>67968929
Wasn't the Chris doing some work at Fronkie's camp for 199?
big john rubbing his hands together like birdman
>>67968955
Not great.
>>67968914
obese desu
>Falling for the whole life insurance meme
>>67968955
trujillo won by decision
Any reason they don't have male ring models for the female matches?
>>67968942
WHERES THE VASELINE DAD, YOU NEED AN INSPECTION
>>67968956
Yeah, he has/has been training with Mark Henry a lot. He was also working with him for a couple months before 194 too though iirc.
0 punches landed
B U N D A
>>67968794
>>67968805
I don't get the current vegan meta. I know maybe 2 (two) vegan people and they never bring it up, nor do I ever see vegan shit on my FB feed. But then I see people spamming this meme all the time. Is it a burgerland thing? Or are vegans secretly doing it to make us carnists look dumb? Help me out lads.
WMMA is always this dancing around bs
>>67968929
sounds more like 'the rock'hold there
>mfw Eye wins one for da land
Jessica pls dont fuck this up
>>67968967
Ignore this goof, life insurance paid for my house
>>67968989
mmm mmm mmm...
>>67968963
yeah nobody posted highlights
Battle of the bundas
>>67968970
fucking faggot
Good lord McManns ass is fine
>>67968970
Aren't Rockhold and Romero enough for you faggots?
>>67968989
the things I would do mmm mmm mmm.....
God damn McMann's back tattoo is horrible.
>>67968986
well it used to be atheists but they found out about the meme and stopped it so vegans are the next best thing. if they all stop itll be straight edge kids, or feminists
sure there are more groups like this but i cant remember
>the state of Sara McManns back
Wew
>>67968980
Probably spent too much time with Barboza learning meme kicks
ffs
I have a boner
lads im about to bust with all this bunda
>>67968967
Life insurance is basically putting a bounty on your own head.
I want it to cost my family money when I die. Something to think about when they're considering whether to pull the plug or not.
>>67969028
>that tiger mouth
>>67969024
that bubble butt though
sara looks stiff and stuck in the mud
>>67969018
Damn, Jessica is not playing with that ass shake it girl
>Sara McMann walking out
>"I love watching McMann fight"
>wife: why is that?
>me: cause she's cute? she might hold me down and flash that smile the whole time, duh
Wife's pissed now. Thanks Obama.
>>67969033
>>67969035
Pace yourselves! You've got 12 more minutes of this
Jessica Eye hasn't done a single thing this entire fight.
Was that the gameplan?
>>67968989
TACO'd
>>67969033
>>67969035
54%ers detected
>>67969028
who won the round guyz?
>>67969051
she's gonna eye her down eventually
>>67969048
>having a wife in Canada
Hope you have a good prenup
>>67969035
Do you ever leave the house?
Mcmann has some nice hand speed. Bad accuracy and range cover though.
>>67969062
Nobody
>>67968989
I like it when she calls me Big Papi.
I don't watch MMA but love gambling
Help me out bros
That's one of the worst rounds I've ever seen
That was painful to watch and actually pissed me off.
Holy shit.
>>67969076
lmao whatever you need to convince yourself bud
"I hold myself to the same standards as retards"
>>67969062
Ass men, I guess?
Women are terrible fucking fighters and these two have established range at like 15 feet apart, it's fucking stupid. Too stiff, too terrible, too ugly, and too worthless to be on my tv.
god damn mcmann has no depth perception, she's wiffed on every other punch she's thown
stop the fight and cut both of them
>WMMA
10-9 McMann for throwing knees in the clinch and controlling it
>>67969078
She doesn't understand range yet, she needs a lot of boxing sparring
Sara's movement looks smooth but she can't close distance and every punch is short. She is still a major cutie and I wish she was my wife though!
>>67969062
Sara Mcmann mostly cause Jessica Eye threw like 3 total strikes that didn't land. What a wasted round, it's like she's afraid of being hit.
Who's moving up a weight class and fighting in Bellator after this?
>>67969062
The Fans
>women
>misogynists in the audience
wtf
what the hell is this fight
>>67969076
>implying canadian money is worth anything anymore
>>67969078
Couple of times she's straight up planted her feet after the bullrushing Big Right Hand - recipe for getting countered on! Careful now. I suppose she's trying to do a classic Hendo, big strikes and takedowns off them?
nice sport you got there WMMA
>>67969048
>choosing McMann over Eye
confirmed for no wife and gay
>>67969115
you ever heard of canadian tire money?
Need a little bit more there gals
Tate defeated both of these cuckqueans.
>>67969085
Camozzi
Stephens
Almeida
Larkin
Story
Or
Miranda
Stephens
Garbrant
Larkin
Story
>>67969096
>these two have established range at like 15 feet apart
kek, needed a laugh to cheer me up from this shitshow
Thanks anon, I think I'll just spend the rest of the fight shitposting here because this is truly awful.
WAIT!!! ARE THEY FIGHTING ARE DANCING WITH EACH OTHER????
>this a(ss)ction
>>67969077
yeah ive just been doing no fap for the past 3 weeks
>i dont feel like ive showcased my full potential
>come out and do this
>aggressiveness of Sara McMann
Aggressive in staying just far enough away from her opponent
>>67969107
Hendricks should just shave that shit
>>67969002
http://whitecoatinvestor.com/8-reasons-to-avoid-whole-life-insurance-and-4-reasons-to-consider-it/
For most people whole life life insurance is dumb. If they get any kind of life insurance they should get term. No reason for most of us here to get any kind of life insurance since we don't need to provide for dependents if we die.
I thought Bethe Correia was bad at striking...how is Jessica Eye ranked?
>3/28 strikes landed
Wow
What are you lads drinking tonight?
>>67969131
I think Miranda is gunna meme all over Camozzi's face
Even Caraway was brave enough to advance for most of the fight on the feet
Jessica.
>>67969139
>fapping less than once per day
id probaby die desu
>>67969109
Renan.
Big John should literally just stop this fight.
Holy shit do they think they're going 20 rounds? THIS IS SHIT END IT NOW END IT END IT
AT LEAST JOE WOULD SAY THIS IS A BIT SHIT
>>67969130
>tfw no cuckquean gf
>>67969152
h2o
2 spots opening in women's bantamweight top 10 methinks
>3 strikes landed
>11% accuracy
>>67969152
Rockstar Energy Drink. I had to stop drinking booze after I intentionally stabbed myself and had to spend a week in the hospital.
>>67969127
I bet on Eye.
Caraway, Eye, Masvidal, Garbrandt
48:1 odds
>>67969153
Very possible, but Camozzi is an experienced, tough guy and if he can survive the first round I think he will win.
>>67969164
>Being this addicted to touching yourself
>>67969173
war machine?
>>67969086
this is hilarious
Screw this fight, worst one this year.
It's not even a fight, first I recall I've just stopped watching due to how shit it is
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>>67969181
>>67969181
>>67969181
>>67969181
>>67969181
NEW THREAD
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>>67969173
AHAHAHAHAH
>>67969157
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCY5ZsQHyAQ
>top ranked wymyn's """"""fighters"""""""
Gouging my eyes out on Twitch would be more entertaining
>>67969152
Busch and vodka
I want tongue Sara's but whole
>11% accuracy
Does she have a striking coach or is she self taught?
>>67969210
I only want to tongue half.
that fucking kodi shit is terrible quality and its complicated as fuck to use, that shit should burn in hell, almost as bad as DingIt
>womyn's mma
>>67968392
fuck the shit out of her
NOW I'M SEEEEING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED
