>Main Card (Fox Sports 1) 9:00pm ET / 6:00pm PT / 2am BST
5 Round Bantamweight Main Event:
Thomas Almeida (21-0-0) vs. Cody Garbrandt (8-0-0)
Featherweight
Renan Barão (33-3-0) vs. Jeremy Stephens (24-12-0)
Welterweight
Tarec Saffiedine (16-4-0) vs. Rick Story (18-8-0)
Middleweight
Chris Camozzi (23-10-0) vs. Vitor Miranda (12-4-0)
Welterweight
Jorge Masvidal (29-10-0) vs. Lorenz Larkin (16-5-0)
Lightweight
Paul Felder (11-2-0) vs. Josh Burkman (28-12-0)
>Preliminary Card (Fox Sports 1) 7:00pm ET / 4:00pm PT / 12:00am BST
Women's Bantamweight
Sara McMann (8-3-0) vs. Jessica Eye (11-4-0)
Lightweight
Abel Trujillo def Jordan Rinaldi via unanimous decision(29-28)
Middleweight
Jake Collier def Alberto Uda via rd 2 TKO
Lightweight
Erik Koch def Shane Campbell via rd 2 Submission(RNC)
>Fight Pass™ Prelims 6:00pm ET / 3:00pm PT / 11:00pm BST
Bantamrweight
Bryan Caraway def Aljamain Sterling via split decision(29-28,28-29,29-28)
Heavyweight
Adam Milstead def Chris De La Rocha via rd 2 TKO
I would cum inside both of them.
first for /a/
1st for /a/
It's really frustrating when they try and defend this shit.
I'm thinking of going to Vegas to watch an event. Any Vegas recommendations or tips /heem/?
ZZZZZzzzzzzZZZZZZzzzzzzZZZZzzzzzzzzzzz
HEIL SCHAUB
They both should be cut after this.
i would fuck Sarah so hard my dick would bend
friends/training partners shouldnt fight
ngannou
ResidentSleeper edition
classic GSP
I should have gone to make chips.
these bithces should br embaressed
>>67969205
rogan defending lay and pray.wmv
>>67969212
Someone literally asked the same question in the last thread.
>WMMA
What are you guys drinking tonight?
>>67969191
that short buffed out chink is gross af
>/a/ in charge of bunda
>there are 'people' in this thread who aren't enjoying this tactical chess match
please hand you fight fan card and fuck off
Yeah Stann, to the untrained eye nothing is happening, but really this is the best game of chess ever.
>>67969223
It's over kid, let it rest.
>shes cumming hard
Your average Shark Fight fighter has more talent than these two combined. I could do better with a whooping 3 years BJJ and 5 total boxing classes.
>>67969211
she watches a lot of DVD's
>Ranked 6 and 7
Literally how my man? What's saddening is that Eye was ranked 2nd about a year ago.
>>67969246
lil sumpin
th/a/ts /a/ m/a/n
Alright I'm off to get some snacks
>>67969270
l8tr
>>67969257
Great takedown
>>67969266
Don't post this faggot on here again
>>67969270
Grab me something m8, some crisps or something.
>>67969249
>that flag
>thinking this match has any tactical depth
im not suprised desu senpai
Feel actual pity for anyone who put money on Jessica Eye.
>>67969270
good call la, nothing going on in this fight
>>67969264
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63eNKue7XRY
>>67969212
I live in Las Vegas
You get the idea, main appeal in the city is gambling and partying
Beware staying for too long in the casinos unless you're looking for something to eat, there are a lot of subliminal tricks they use to make you want to stay
There's a lot of stuff you can do innadesert if you're willing to drive a few miles
Slot machines are everywhere
>>67969294
T-thanks
>>67969249
>watching a chess match
>>67969265
Still pretty new division. The veterans are still ranked pretty high.
>>67969283
Remember when that lasted a week because he couldn't handle everyone calling him a faggot? Good times, good times.
>>67969270
grab me some jammy dodgers
>>67969304
>all those empty seats
>>67969249
>watching a chess match
>>67969219
>not having a natural upwards curve in your dick
Holy shit if only McManus could fight as good as her arms look
god i feel like heeming myself
>>67969248
I'm afraid I've got bad news and it's that you are GAY my friend
mcmann is cute
>>67969257
damn his """"""""""squat""""""""""" form is making me cringe
>>67969249
this is a checkers match in which both players wont move because they might lose
>>67969288
ahahahaah
why so mad argie?
welp I guess Jessica Eye will be dropping back down to 125
>white WMMA """"fighters"""
This division needs more spics
>north-south bunda
>>67969249
I didn't know they had chess matches in the Special Olympics. Big John should just throw these broads out of the fucking cage.
>>67969298
yes, this is correct
eye looks like she's about to cry
>terrible on their feet
>terrible on the ground
WMMA
What will be their excuses?
A. I had to play it safe for my job.
b. I didn't pull the trigger
C. Cracked skull
>>67969242
that's the stuff, some good action in round 3 as well
>It's an episode in which Jessica Eye gets wrestlecucked for the 3rd fight in a row
Time to get cut
please channel jeff monson
womyns mma....smdh lads
>>67969299
>Beware staying for too long in the casinos unless you're looking for something to eat, there are a lot of subliminal tricks they use to make you want to stay
Sounds hella spooky
Worst fight I've seen this year
>>67969347
The division needs more, yet the world needs less.
SARA JEFF MONSON MCMANN
Amazing chess match
Mcmann has the nicest fucking ass
>>67969246
bleach
Well that was boring af
Bad even by wmma standards
>>67969373
God I had hoped that North South would have been the finished.
>>67969381
to be fair shes atleast 4 inches taller than monson
>FS1 Prelim headliner
Welp the casuals just turned out after that embarrassment.
in b4 sara asks for a title shot
>lazy headkick against someone who only wants to take you down
>>67969304
the things i would do mmm mmm mmm...
this semen slurping sport isn't for me guys
POST WMMA BOOTY PLEASE
>>67969380
Not really, we aren't that much really.
>>67969321
those are some nice arms..i busted pretty hard
I've come from the sherdog pbp because I felt the need to remind someone that eye is fighting out of her weight class
deepest divisions right now /heem/?
>>67969399
I'll turn you out bud
eye is getting cut
>>67969379
melvin vs br for bellator belt was way worse
>Jessica! Jessica, where are you going?!
...
>Jessica has some of the most technical stand-up in the division
>11% accuracy
if Jessica Eye was a pirate she'd be Jessica Aye
Do I have enough time to walk to the liquor store and buy a bottle before this shit starts?
AND WOMEN NEED THEIR OWN LEAGUE THESE FIGHTS ARE SO UNDERWHELMING.
Whether we like it or not, it's ultimately better for the UFC to use this platform to promote women than to put on higher paced fights. That is the only way for the sport to grow is to appeal to a wider audience.
>chess match
Rude from Jessica.
>>67969400
Good call, bro
anik asking for grabbing instead of just grabbing
I'M NOT SURPRISED
Look at the shoulders and traps on that bitch
Does UFC not test for steroids ever?
title shot. MWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>most technical standup
>chess match
>technical fight
>"I want a title fight"
>asking for a title shot after THAT
L-M-A-O
>>67969429
id give her an angry pirate
She's so nice I think I'm in love /heem/
most autistic and unconvincing ask for a title shot in recent memory
>>67969270
It's what, 2am there? Nothing like some really late night snacks.
I'd let Sara peg me.
>>67969400
She actully did the absolute ass girl
>"and..umm..i'd also like a title shot"
way to sell yourself sara
>>67969400
>>67969400
>>67969400
>>67969400
Called it. Wew!
>>67969430
>women need their own league
They already do. It's called invicta you damn casual.
I w-would v-very much like a t-title shot, t-thank you, senpai
this is the weakest title shot call i've heard
>>67969428
>11% out of 6 strikes attempted
>>67969299
>What's the absolute worst hotel on the strip? The Luxor? The Rio? Citrus Circus?
>>67969416
You promise brah? You do that for me and I'll finger yo butthole so good you'll contemplate your existence.
>a chess match
>very technical
>and uh, I want a title shot.
she asked so nicely, should they just give it to her?
>>67969467
ahhahaha
>>67969441
You don't need roids to look like that. Wrestlers are just very athletic.
Sara McMann is more deserving of a title shot than Tyron Woodley
>>67969429
If Jessica Eye was a terrible fighter, she'd be Jessica Eye.
>>67969429
>one more thing... id really like a title shot
>>67969388
>tfw people only now starting to find out
been jerking it to sara for over 4 years feels good man
Jessica never wins ;_;
>>67969473
>>67969467
Holy shit you'd have to be bored out of your fucking mind to sleep like this.
>>67969449
>Um I uh I want a title shot now please?
She's just a naturally nice person 2bh.
>>67969480
kek, probably
>>67969467
Oh my god that is funny
>>67969487
BUNDA!!
>>67969465
I don't spend too much time in the casinos unless going to a restaurant, I'm too much of a poorfag to spend a lot of time gambling
All the big casinos are good in their own way, they wouldn't be so massive if they weren't
>>67969441
every single fighter is roiding
>>67969494
He put like 5 pounds of face muscle on
>>67969467
is he ded?
>>67969467
Someone tweet this to Dana
McMann looks like she rides her mountain bike around all day and then goes home and takes a huge shit
>>67969504
What kind of subliminal tricks ?
>>67969474
NAH FUGG THAT MIESHA TATE YOURE TAKING EVERYTHING I EVER WORKED FOR MOTHAFUGGA
I WANNA FIGHT YOUR FUGGING ASS XD
UNFORTUNATELY YOU CANT SAY THAT ON FOX :D :D :D :D
>>67969467
this man is passed out from his blood rushing into his boner
>>67969467
LMAO
>Sara McMann will never politely ask you for the dick
Stop forcing this shitty, boring WMMA down our throat Dana.
>Tarec Saffiedine highlight reel of his one leg kick against Rory MacDonald
>Rick Story
>blossoming fighter
who the fuck writes this?
For those who don't know
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aG9tyCvh63w
FREAKY BITCHES
BUCKLE UP
JOEROGAN.LIVE
JOEROGAN.LIVE
JOEROGAN.LIVE
>>67969506
>>67969441
Don't you fucking dare talk about my waifu like you fucking plebeian. I would destroy you if I ever heard you say that in front of me
>Mexican footballer Alan Pulido has been kidnapped in the northern border state of Tamaulipas.
>The 25-year-old striker was reportedly kidnapped on Sunday near his home in Ciudad Victoria after leaving a party. He plays for the Greek team Olympiakos and has made several appearances for Mexico's national team.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-36409366
>>67969532
>Charles Barkley in a wig
>>67969532
>Tfw a wee lil mammy's girl bantamweight has better shoulders than you
>>67969527
they make the layout confusing so you are more likely to stick around
they make the carpet patterns really weird so everything blends into it
the flashlights lights and noise of the machines is another one that has a big psychological effect
they do whatever they can to make it seem like a unreal / fantasy land, because then you disassociate the value of money and are more willing to spend it
Lads what is the best deinterlace method? I currently got it on blend for this acestream
>>67969527
Comfortable lighting and temperature, confusing layout, no visible clocks so you can't tell how long you've been there, lights always stay somewhat dim for the same reason, confusing layout so you have to walk by all the gambling areas if you want to leave, social feel with other gamblers, good inner decor
>Almeida in a suit
>>67969464
i love how the camera man pans out to show that beautiful beautiful ass
alright lads its bed time. im gonna be sleeping as hard as rick story in 3 minutes. have fun
>>67969549
literally joe rogan. not even trolling
>>67969532
good lord she's shredded
Almeida looks nervous
>Huezil collapses for the millionth time when?
>>67969465
>Citrus Circus
>>67969441
>>67969441
youre a dummy
ALMEIDA
L
M
E
I
D
A
>tfw the crowd is facing the pain and we arent
>tfw i made decent picks
>>67969532
what happens to a grill's tits when she has pecs that big???
Cody "No Love cause I got dumped by PVZ" Garbrandt will get viciously heemed
>>67969532
I want to rub my dick on her sweaty delts.
>>67969612
You don't want to know.
>>67969612
google "topless fit girl"
this card is a sleeper
Holy shit why did Eye and McMann have to shit up the place so badly
TIME TO END THIS SUFFERING
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3eUpf4f8LEU
>>67969532
a woman has bigger muscles than i ever will.
>>67969602
can someone explain this image
>>67969612
its not good trust me
>>67969641
atleast youre natty m8
>>67969637
I NEED A MEME TO MYSELF
>>67969641
Maybe you can hit the gym you beta
>>67969637
I NEED A MINUTE TO MYSELF
>>67969643
Dude is flexible
>>67969666
>punching a building
I GOT 2 PHONES
WE ARE LIVE
SCHAUBBBBBBBB
I don't get the hype with Felder. He's not that good at anything other than killing Danny Castillo.
Why the fuck did they start calling him Joshua Burkman all of a sudden after being Josh Burkman for like 15 years?
Shit triggers me.
fight companion is on mother humpers
https://www.youtube.com/c/powerfuljre/live
>>67969641
then make the most out of your "testosterone" and put on some muscle
>>67969676
wow, England you so fucking clever
SCHAUB TIME
https://youtu.be/InnRJIGfLFUhttps://youtu.be/InnRJIGfLFU
https://youtu.be/InnRJIGfLFU
https://youtu.be/InnRJIGfLFU
https://youtu.be/InnRJIGfLFU
https://youtu.be/InnRJIGfLFUSCHAUB IS GOD
>>67969637
i love when he just starts screaming REEEEEEEEEE near the end
who /overwatch between fights/ here?
>>67969653
then why does everyone wanna fug?
>>67969619
I automatically hate anyone with a neck tattoo. Plus, he seems like a giant douche.
I hope you're right.
>>67969643
toe thumb
>>67969691
new weight class, new name
it's like poetry
>>67969702
jokes on you and me im welsh
>>67969694
cool thanks anon >>67969708
is that game any good anon?
>>67969708
people still play that game?
Eddie Brah bringing the memes already
Can Joe please shut the fuck up about sugar? Every time Schaub has been there for like the last 3 months they've talked about sugar
>this sugar conspiracy rant
>>67969708
I'm playing Dark Souls 3 in between fights. Trying to beat Nameless King.
>sugar is evil memes immediately
>>67969708
ded game senpai
Would you rather hear Rogan and Schaub talk about dicks or watch that Eye/McMann fight again
What's worse: animal products, or sugar?
>>67969741
i'd watch the fight again and just look for bunda w/ sound off
>>67969637
FACE THE MEMES
NO ESCAPE
CAN YOU STEP TO THIS
>>67969414
>robbie
>mac
>wb
>nbk
>nick
>johny
>brown
>maia
>gunni
>cowboy
>gastellum
>dong
>magny
>masvidal
plus
>possible comeback
not even really a question
who /felderfanboyz/ here?
>>67969742
Announcing reports is against the rules.
Joe Rogan Trying to talk about science
>Here we go
>STEM CELLS DUDE
>WE CAN INJECT SHIT INTO OUR BRAIN DUDE
>>67969708
nerd
>>67969708
I'm straight.
>>67969729
this
>>67969727
i dont watch that shit but what does he think about sugar i could do with a lel
>>67969741
I prefer listening to Eddie Brah talk about conspiracies t bh
who /burkmanboyz/ here?
>>67969741
the fight
>>67969758
i like felder pretty casually, he always tries to bring the entertainment
>>67969517
he roids and takes creatine
>>67969761
I particularly liked his part about downloading people's conscious and inserting it into robots
>Felder is the only MMA fighter who started in his late 20s for an actual good reason
>>67969772
>calling youself the peoples warrior
fuck no hes not my warrior and hes not my boy
>>67969705
I can't focus on three things at a time
Since the HW belt is basically a meme can we give Hunt a shot so he can have a chance to hold it? Dude deserves it and would sleep Stipe.
>>67969772
He has boy potential but he lost it when he didn't beat Lombard
>>67969781
That's not his """theory""" though
when will schaub kill himself?
>>67969741
>Would you rather hear Rogan and Schaub talk about dicks
Don't they do this in pretty much every podcast? I tuned into one cause I was bored and they were literally watching a video of some black football player's dick while he was sprinting and Joe was like "LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT GUY'S SHLONG!!!" and Schaub was agreeing with him. Tuned out immediately.
>>67969719
They called him that his last couple fights at 170, too. Just seemingly randomly started doing it like 3 fights ago.
>>67969741
I'd rather see Schaub put his dick in McMann's ass.
>>67969792
thats the problem. he reads 5 minutes about every subject so he has an opinion on everything then just spouts the most outrageous shit thinking its true. he doesnt make it up he just copies the madman that wrote it
>>67969796
Why would a top 1% tier alpha kill himself?
Paul The English Dragon Felder
>>67969796
never. he has a baby boy and makes a lot of money, a fine ass girl and he likes doing his podcast. So, no never
>>67969789
>Dude deserves it and would sleep Stipe.
Things casuals say.
SOMEONE TELL ME ABOUT THE SUGAR CONSPIRACY PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>67969796
he loves himself too much
>>67969820
oh anon just watch the fightcast Joe rogan can't stop talking about it.
SPICY AS FUCK
S P I C Y
P
I
C
Y
crazy that Burkman drops to LW and is the smaller man
This fight is awesome, lads
Spicy
SPICY
SPICY
SPICY
SPICY BANGERS
How is Schaub so cool?
that was some wwe shit
SPICE ALERT
BAM
SPICY
P
I
C
Y
>>67969820
A lot of sugar sold nowadays is actually supposedly just ground up glass.
SPICY
P
I
C
Y
S P I C E
SCHAUB is no longer my boy
could matt schaub heem other schaub? bear in mind hes 2 metres tall
I've never just sat back and listened to Eddie Bravo talk before until this video, I cant believe I've been missing this gold.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwRJvWoC0dw
>>67969853
glass = sand
if you believe that you should go to school and get your learning on. read a book nigga
>>67969800
literally every single one
>HAHA YOU SHOULD PUT THAT ON A T-SHIRT BRO
Burkman looking better that i expected, his defense is looking tight
>>67969731
My favourite boss of the game. Have fun.
Is Burkman one of those Mormons that excel in most of the things that they do?
spicy
>>67969869
I'm sure Matt Schaub's punch would be intercepted before it gets anywhere near Brendan.
>>67969907
burkman = animal
who has the most mma fights ever?
>>67969907
thanks mate very much appreciated
>joe shitting on the UFC
Comfirmed for leaving
>>67969931
might be travis fulton
hilarious record either way
where's callen this is awful
>>67969943
is felder winning 2nd round?
19-19
This fight is like Doritos Roulette. Every fifth bite or so is super spicy.
rogan going full retard on this one
I'm digging Rogans idea about fights being in an open space. I'm adding it to /heem/s official rule list.
>>67969956
didn't you see it? he is
>>67969956
yes, 19-19 going into round 3
I might like Burkman slightly more than Felder but I don't want either to lose
this fight companion is amazing
no gloves, no cage, no nothing
ufc on a fucking grass field yes
>yeah i call him feldman though
That was pretty funny.
>>67969971
Doritos Roulette isn't really spicy desu
Unless you're shoving handfuls at a time in your mouth, then it can get to you but one at a time is fine
>>67969979
had the window behind some stuff
>>67969731
in a scrub I had to be carried through the fight by some phantom
>>67969986
>>67969986
wow are they smoking weed or something?
memes gone wrong
when Burkman inevitably gets cut again (either now or by mid 2017, at latest) I think he'll be a nice addition for Lelator or WSOF
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sergei_Kharitonov
ufc when?
felder confirmed spicy
his offensive arsenal is nice
EDGY BRAH
loving that straight right, left hook combo
why are my neighbors shooting off fireworks
>>67969975
I think instead of a cage, there should be a moat full of alligators. Or like, a MK-style pit.
>Joe talking about how he likes Bellator
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH ITS HAPPENING
HES LEAVING
is josh burkman jewish
>>67970045
I've thought having some novelty fights where it takes place in 1ft-3ft of water would be fun.
>>67970002
I got him to about a third of his health last time. I have the first phase down pat but halfway through the second he stars calling down lightning like a motherfucker. I'm really enjoying the fight though.
>>67970045
a moat full of jacares
heem bleedy
JUST BLEEEEEDDDDD
>>67970061
lol i dont think it'd be possible to knock someone out while standing in 3ft of water
how do you generate any torque with the hips
J U S T B L E E D
>JUST BLEEED
J U S T B L E E D
>JUST BLEEED
>>67970075
It would be all about the submissions
28-28 Felder
Draw desu
God i hope Burkman doesnt win because of one fucking meme takedown
Close round, I'd lead towards 29-28 Felder
What happened to Burkman's nose?
and once again felder disappoints
who was the last fighter with this much talent to fail so badly in ufc?
Felder won I guess?
>the last minute is shitty grappling for points
Literally no heart in either of these faggots. They both lose.
>>67970061
>jiu jitsu crocodile death rolls
no thanks tbqh
>>67970006
and just wait until they get drunk
just wait
spicy banger btw
fuck that takedown complicates tings
>>67970082
#1 finish would be by drowning
Mn that was some serious BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GODS.
>>67970094
This is the first Felder fight that hasn't been extra spicy in a while
Cerrone is a pussy faggot.
that nose looks fucked
>no mma on a bouncy castle
coker pls
>that delicious blood
>>67970045
The Gracies originally wanted to do this for UFC 1, no joke
>“We thought of a moat with alligators. We thought of an arena with sharks around. We seriously thought about an electric fence. But we couldn't in case one guy pushed the other into the moat and he'd get chewed up. We laughed at it, but in Hollywood your mind travels and we just thought of every different possibility... Eventually I settled on the Octagon.”
>>67970061
Or maybe just have the dudes fight on a platform over the water. If you get knocked into the water, you lose.
Also, maybe put some sharks in there.
Retarded decision to be quite honest family
QUESTION: Have any pro fighters graced /heem/ with their presence? I remember a tuf brazilian came here once.
>>67970094
he is now 4-2 in the UFC, hardly a failure.
>>67970143
He sucks. He's going nowhere.
>>67970132
Trampoline MMA. Think of all the meme techniques.
>>67970140
not unanimous but absolutely the right decision familia, meme takedowns mean nothing
>>67970141
Allo I am Georges an I post 'ere on da regular
>>67970141
schaub posted on /fit/
>>67970122
I'm not talking about spice, because he def brings more spice than almost anyone outside the top 15 in ANY division. It's about the fact that he's not on a crazy win streak yet, the dude is skilled but he fucks up constantly.
felder is my boy
>>67970141
Hi it's me, Robert Whittaker
>>67970141
Conor McGregor is the Irish poster
>>67970135
Old school Chinese platform.
I like it
>>67970134
I know. It should've happened.
i hate jon anik so much
>>67970141
Anderson Silva here, is normal.
>>67970171
i am your biggest fan rob can i play xbox with you
is bryan callen ______?
Did Mike Tyson do roids?
felder emilianenko
>>67970135
>the first guy to go for a takedown wins
Great "idea"
>>67970173
That... that would explain a lot.
>>67970190
the best stand up comic
Rogan already bringing up bulls
There is literally no one there
>>67970141
Conor loves memes
>>67970183
HE CAME IN AS A PLUS 300 UNDERDOG INTO THIS FIGHT
>>67970196
What's your idea? Eye vs McMann would have been a million times better with these rules
>it's a joe rogan looking for half-nude black roided athletes episode
>>67969820
Probably has something to do with how awful sugar is for you
Typical keto retard stuff
They'll shove all the cooked meat and oils down their throats while not questioning a single thing
Confirmation bias is just absolutely horrible
bryan callen is a faggot
>>67970190
an aged Drake from Drake and Josh?
JON JONES
>It's a "let's look up pictures of shirtless black dudes to oggle" episode
Every
Single
Damn
Time
holy shit eddie is there? i've been watching 10 minutes and he literally hadn't spoken
What that random set of characters that totally isn't for ace stream?
>>67970196
Exactly. Grapplefuck fights end in like 8 seconds. No more sitting through 15 minutes of LnP.
>>67970173
I seriously wish this one were true.
Alright lads here's a joke from my choccy bar
Why was the Penguin popular?
>rogan trying to justify his own steroid use
>>67970218
I want knees to the head allowed if both fighters are grounded. Side-control would mean so much more instead of shitty kimura attempts and would punish the bottom fighter if they fucked up trying to get half-guard back
>>67970228
fuck off cuck
>>67970246
wow dude are you seriously a racist? do you have ANY idea what year it is?
>>67970218
Or it would have lasted 10 seconds with no actual display of fight skills.
But please, regale me with your grand designs of fighting over a piranha filled spike pit surrounded by fire.
Do you think Garbrandt regrets his tattoos yet?
>>67970195
underrated post
>>67970267
LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT BLACK GUY'S DICK DAMN PUT IT UP ON THE SCREEN
encase both fighters in a giant jello and let them bang
>>67970173
I could honestly see that. He was a shitposter on the UG before he came to the UFC. His account and comments are still on the forum.
>>67970277
no ragrets
not every time check the record, bud.
>it's another Cruz vs Alpha Fail episode
Longest running manlet rivalry in history.
Bryan Callen laying waste to the bro-sciencers
>>67970277
when he's 28 he will. "Stages of Life" neurological development will make him hate himself for being a young dipshit thinking neck tattoos are a """""good""""" thing
>>67970171
You're a top 5 middleweight and a 4chan kind of guy. I like you.
>Renan still ranked 2nd at 135
I hope faber knocks the shit out of cruz's smug face
>Schaub just wants to talk about Chris Benoit and Joe keeps blowing him off all the time
Why does Uriah Faber dress like a 13 year old?
>>67970318
It's going to be spicy as hell
Sad I'll miss it since I'll be dick deep in convention sluts
DOES ANYBODY HAVE THE CONOR MCGREGOR PEPE?
Whoever has it needs to post it so we can all post it on his social media accounts until he retweets the pic or uploads it himself.
Faber is going to beat Cruz pham
who /yams/ here
masvidal is my boy
I hate that they show Urijahs win that came from a illegal shot.
>>67970346
because he dates 13 year old girls
>>67970346
Because why wouldn't he? There's no dress code.
>>67970346
hes from cali
>>67970336
It's stupid. He was down to 4th a couple months ago, then for absolutely no reason they brought him back up to 2nd
Same with Cowboy, he was 3rd or 4th at LW then fell to 8th, bitched to the media, is 4th again
Jorgey my boy
>408 replies
lmao UFC is ded
>>67970277
But Anon, I'm sure one of his tattoos explicitly says "No Regrets"
>>67970340
Keep hoping dummy
Saw Lorenz at MB on Thursday. Really cool guy. Hope he wrecks this cholo
>>67970346
cant take the cali out of the kid
>>67970375
those rankings trigger me, it should be champion and then #2
I want McMann to wrap her big arms around me and tell me it'll all be ok.
Then I'd eat her motherly pussy for an hour
>>67970270
Well, I'm not totally sold on the water features yet, but here is my list
1. 12-6 elbows are legal
2. Any two fouls within a ten minute period are an automatic point deduction
3. Heel kicks to the kidney from guard are legal
4. No gloves
5. Kicks, knees, and stomps are legal to the head of grounded opponents
6. Head butts are legal
7. Non title fights are Gi optional
8. Title fights are Gi only
9. TRT optional for all fighters36 and older
10. TRT mandatory and all PEDS optional for any fighter 40 or older.
11. Fights will take place in a large open space (~1hectacre)
>>67970346
because he doesn't want to grow up , he's not married or in a serious relationship and he's in his mid 30's with money. He wants an easy life
How does Katie Nolan do against Eye?
>>67970398
agreed
>>67970386
mb?
>>67970391
B A S E D
>>67970257
Lads you were supposed to guess
JUST HERE TO REMIND EVERYONE:
>Paige fucked Cody Garbrandt and Andre Fili and Big Daddy Faber
>Miesha fucked Caraway
>Ronda fucked Travis and Schaub
>Rose fucked Pat Barry
>Jon Dodson fucked Brittany Palmer
>Benevidez fucked Megan Olivi
>>67970386
Masvidal actually seems like a pretty cool guy too.
>>67970257
I don't know, why?
>>67970391
fucking luke man
>>67970427
if only your posts were as popular as that pengiun
>>67970427
Alright
The penguin was popular because he was a UFC champion
>>67970257
>>67970427
wh-why
Is masvidal the fighter most universally loved by Heem?
>2 fights an hour
>6 fight main card
>it's nearly 3am already
Larkin by KO
>>67970427
The penguin is a drug dealer in high school
>>67970427
Mothefucker if you ever say "choccy bar" bar around me again I will abort you in the 100th trimester
>>67970430
id be scared to fuck pat barry incase i accidentally brushed against his chin and heemed him
>it's a normal person tries to tell Joe how much of a loser Redban is episode but Joe just laughs
>>67970446
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>>67970462
Cos he was an ice guy
>>67970463
What about Cruz?
>>67970391
Fucking Luke "Chad" Rockhold
>>67970340
>implying Faber isn't the smuggest shit
>despite being 0-3 in UFC title fights and losing to every relevant fighter he's met since 2010
Bruh at least Cruz has perfectly valid reasons to be smug.
>>67970463
Weidman
>>67970496
Never post again
>>67970463
Rory
what's with blacks and weird hairstyles tonight?
>>67970463
theres a ton of guys heem seems to love
werdum
hunt
big country
wonderboy
bj penn
machida
>>67970427
Because he got raped by a sea lion and everyone was sympathetic towards him?
>>67970546
>tonight
how many guys throw left punch followed by left kick combos like Lorenz? Feels kind of uncommon
>>67970414
Mandalay bay
how crazy would Matt Brown vs Masvidal be
Cuck poke
GOUGED IT RIGHT OUT
HEEM POKEY
>>67970574
Stephen Thompson loves that shit
I think Rockhold has done it as well, maybe just in training
Reminder to never leave the house without safety goggles and a Thai cup
JON JONES OVER HERE
That replay, fuck. That was a classic poke.
That looked terrible
I'd give this round to Masvidal though
>>67970463
It's gotta be Hunto, everyone loves Hunto
>Stann making excuses for eyepokes.
Call it how it is you fucking barrelneck.
It's bullshit, don't reach towards a dudes face with a open hand while standing.
The fuck.
Are u fucking kidding me that was a intentional eye poke dq him who does a stiff open fisted jab
shoulda gone with the spinning leg kicks Larkin
>Eye is literally bleeding
FUCK
10-9 Masvidal
EYEBALL BTFO!!
www.eyepokes.com
I need Ratner to ease my regulatory worries
>>67970661
Larkin won that fight
Ffs something really needs to be done about eyepokes how o they not wake up to this shit yet
>>67970673
Fuck the rules, the ref handled it perfectly in my book. Should get the same 5 mins as a nutshot.
There gonna stop it on the stool
>its a boring decision fest card
yawn
>Refs still not calling eyepokes.
I know john and dean make the dudes show them some moves but maybe these chucklefuck refs should just get poked in the fookin eye one time.
keep your fucking hands closed eye pokes should be an automatic 1 point deduction
>>67970673
you mean "ramble me into unconsciousness?"
late as fuck
any stream?
>>67970671
www.eyepokes.com/index/statistics/2016
>>67970699
psyche! haha, i got you
no one cares about Ratner
>clowning after getting your eye gouged out by a literal chimp
I claim Whorehey as my boy
>>67970703
undercard was decent
>>67970732
yeah but the WMMA fight put me to sleep
>>67970707
the ufc gloves make it hard to close your fist according to Rory. He and Hogan want the gloves redesigned so having a closed fist in natural not something you have to be concious of
NEW THREAD
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>>67970744
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DC pulled out again. Jones is fighting Rumble. Callen just spilled the beans.
Masvidal is going to lose a split
>>67970777
trips
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>>67970748
these guys spend hours training movements that aren't natural but can't train to wear gloves
waterboy needs to stop giving me more reasons to hate him
They only give you a warning if you kick someone in the balls or poke them in the eyes, so why not use it to your advantage?
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