OFFICIAL INDY 500 THREAD #4
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Lap 107 of 200
>this racing
F1 Faggots will never know this feel
>>67959253
truly the best open wheel race in the world
I DEMAND MORE CRASHES
>>67959266
>4 flags
Jesus fuck what's with this flagpack update
>>67959253
You mean to be utterly bored
Definitely know that feel
>tfw Jungle Fever but I hate curly African hair
>>67959236
Press F to pay respects for Sage's Indycar career.
>>67959266
Fuck you, this racing is awesome.
ABSOLUTELY KARAM
>Kanaan overcoming so much adversity
>>67959260
Even on Road Courses.
The Alabama race was phenomenal.
>>67959253
Honestly,its no more or less interesting than current F1
>>67959253
>so many overtakes
>none of them have actual meaning
>Kanaan hit in the hand by Sage's debris
Jesus. This needs to stop.
How many more Indy 500's will Townsend Bell have a top five car and piss it away in the last ten laps?
>I seem to be the only one who could really run through everyone
I am done with F1. This was the most undeserved, disgusting win i have ever seen. First the fucking cunt lucks out with Rosdumb wrecking his car under the SC, then Red Bull fucks up worse than they have ever fucked up before, and just to fucking top it off he uses dirty tactics to defend against the massively faster RIC without getting fucking penalized BECAUSE HE DIDNDONUFFINGATTAGOODBOY FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT FUCLKING CUNTG$$RTE"§
this was ric's race
i hope his dick gets fucking stuck in biebers ass tonight
>>67959288
A German anon has 5
>>>/int/60060417
Some Netherlands anon is trying to get 6
ABSOLUTELY KARAM WILL RETURN SOON.
>>67959186
lmao
>>67959322
Wait until the final few laps.
The way they are running today I think its going to be pretty epic.
>>67959331
0. It happens today.
WE NEED MORE YELLOW ON OUR CARS
>>67959326
HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
WILSONS GHOST I IMPLORE YOU
ACT NOW
>>67959341
>tfw only 3 flags
Might as well commit sudoku
dubs and townsend bell wins
DEATH DEATH BIG DEATH BLOOD EVERYWHERE
>>67959260
On road courses :)
>>67959331
None. This is it. He's like in his 40's already and is driving like he's going to kill himself.
>>67959352
Bell ran him up to the damn wall like Sato did last year.
ALESHIN & DALY WRECKED
>Alotion
HABBENING
mikeal pls
COMMERCIAL CAWSHUNS
New nickname:
Sage Carom
Look up what carom means if you dont know
>>67959355
Karam is such a fucking idiot.
"Uhh I thought he knew I was there" he knew damn well you were there, what exactly was he supposed to do differently? Drive into the grass?
REMINDER THAT THE RADIO BROADCAST IS BEING SIMULCAST ON SHORTWAVE
DOOM CAR TORPEDO
>mfw americans don't even see the crashes in their own fucking race live because they're on commercial break
lmao cucked hard
am I crazy or every crashes happened during commercials so far?
F
RIP RUSSIA
>>67959420
dumb autist
>Crash happening right now
>All I can see is ads
Absolute Cancer!
FUCK THIS GODDAMN CIRCLETRACK HORSESHIT!
'FUCKING RACING FAGS GTFO MY BOARD!
GOD
FUCKING
DAMN!!!
AND THERE GOES RUSSIA.
>DOOM car wrecks
lol
>>67959408
No thanks
>doom car crashed
FUG
I guess you could say Aleshins race was
>Doomed
>>67959439
>Says the guy who is also posting on 4chan
Top kek
>>67959450
You seem upset
>>67959435
not hard when 90% of the coverage is commercials
>DOOM
HOLY FUCK.
100 YEARS
100 CRASHES
>>67959457
CARLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS
>>67959373
Don't you have some denbts to pay
Russia loses in F1 and Indy
>>67959457
Carlos pls
>>67959450
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>67959384
The cars used to be slower, but now they're faster! Here, at the 100th Indy 500.
>>67959459
dumb autist
>>67959455
Guess you could say he was doomed.
>>67959337
this is a good post
>that guy who was blinded by the smoke just driving and praying
holy shit
he should buy a lottery ticket ;^)
Fuck this ABC coverage. When's NBC Sports going to pick this race up? Year after next?
>tfw started drinking at Back Home Again in Indiana
>tfw it's not even 11:30 am and I can't drive
Hold on a fucking minute, did I just see a DOOM car?
>>67959450
He lives in a snack behind lake Ontario
He does website work for free
He bathes in lake ontario
His name is Kevin Knatitus
PIT CREW DEAD
JUST.
TOP FUCKING KEK
>the city of townsend bell
>>67959457
Fuck off Carlos
TOP KEK
Lmao
>bell
HAHA FUCKING REKT
>Andretti double kill
lel
AYY LMAO
HAPPENING
TOP KEK
>bell
Hahahahahahahahhaha
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP FAMALAM
lyl
>The City of Townsend Bell
what the fuck
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
another crash
BELLEL BELLEL
>all this spaghetti
>>67959457
have my babies Carlos
HOLY SHIT
>>67959517
Yeah. They rebooted it for consoles and PC
It's a Bethesda POS so it plays like fallout 4
What amateur shit is this
lmao
THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR TAKING OUT THE MEME.
TOP KEK TOP KEK TOP KEK TOP KEK TOP KEK TOP KEK TOP KEK TOP KEK TOP KEK TOP KEK TOP KEK TOP KEK TOP KEK TOP KEK TOP KEK TOP KEK TOP KEK TOP KEK TOP KEK TOP KEK TOP KEK TOP KEK TOP KEK TOP KEK TOP KEK TOP KEK TOP KEK TOP KEK TOP KEK TOP KEK TOP KEK TOP KEK TOP KEK TOP KEK TOP KEK TOP KEK TOP KEK TOP KEK TOP KEK TOP KEK
This race is DOOMED!
TOP KEK
EVERY. SINGLE. FUCKING. YEAR.
>>67959359
>>67959389
>(you)
What happened there?
>people still suck Kara's dick when Rossi exists
ANDRETTI LOSES LOL
>that tire guy running for his life
About fucking time for Bell. Karma is a bitch.
is this a woman only indy 500?
why do they even pit anyways? The tires on my car (and I drive pretty fast) last like 20,000 miles.
These cars are, in total, only going 500 miles today.
>Townsend Lel
That tire could have made a paraplegic of someone
damn
>>67959457
CARLOS
Good thing Hinch's guys were paying attention
>The ghost town of Andretti Autosports
>>67959561
complete lies
>>67959576
Bell tried to muscle Helio out of the fast lane, missed, got sweeped and collected RHR who was just being released
TAGLIANI IS IN FIRST. CANADA IS GOING TO FUCKING WIN.
*tips pit lane crew*
>indycar is better than f1
>>67959420
Shortwave crew represent! Have my Tecsun PL-660 tuned to 15720 kHz right next to me.
NOW THAT THE FAST CARS ARE FUCKED
IT'S TIME FOR JOSEF NEWGARDEN TO WIN
>That pit crew guy that dodged the wheel
>>67959588
The kikes at BIG TIRE make them do it
>>67959588
Holy fuck you're beyond fucking stupid.
EDDIE CHEEVER AND SCOTT GOODYEAR ARE FUCKING HORRIBLE
FUCK YOU ESPN/ABC FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
been pwning some n00bz on Overwatch lol what have I missed so far
ding dong bell
>tfw was hoping to see him cause /TheBigOne/ on the last sprint
>>67959581
>having to goto the bathroom before the shit seeps through your jumpsuit
>>67959585
>underrated
10 nuggets for $1.49
>>67959631
He wheely saw that coming.
>>67959613
More like RHR was released into two cars. Where a Townsend supposed to go?
>>67959588
they purposefully make really weak tires so they have something else to do while they're pitting for fuel. otherwise you'd only need like 2 guys on a pit crew and that's just boring
>>67959588
do you drive 230mph on slicks?
>Nearly killing an engineer
>Twice
>Pit crew member almost killed
>Dale Coyne not responsible
HOW
>>67959578
Rossi isn't /fit/ or meme-worthy. Plus, he sounds like a guy trying to imitate Kimi Raikkonen without any charm or grace.
>helio killed two rivals
TOP KEK
>>67959642
>>/9gag/
>>67959588
This is bait
>>67959588
>Driving your shitbox on bricks to work at 65 is the same as driving an IndyCar on racing slicks at over 230.
How dumb can one person be?
>>67959642
Montaya and Karam have crashed
Aleshin Crashed
Bell just threw the race away
We should get Dario Franchitti in as a commentator
They seriously could do with some spotter, telling them when and to what lane should they merge
>>67959641
One more year after this. Then based NBC takes over and we get Townsend Bell & Paul Tracy on the mic.
>how do you grind your buttcheeks?
What did he mean by this?
>>67959613
Would love to watch a replay but Americommercials you know
are u niggas ready for penskewinslol
2night too if u catch my drift
>castroneves is going to win his 4th because everyone around him keeps fucking themselves
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>>67959690
In a world where abc coverage was good, yes.
How can F1 even compete?
>Marco is still inside the top 10
>>67959588
Dubs confirm your stupid as a bag of rocks
>>67959690
He's been pretty good on Formula E coverage, but he's technically still working for Target Chip Ganassi racing as Max Chilton's driver coach.
>>67959719
>Implying it's not going to be DIABEETUS
>>67959729
nice lmp car
ROSSI IS LEADING FUCK YEAH
>>67959732
the great American race is the title of the Daytona 500
This is called "the greatest spectacle in racing"
>>67959732
And 225 in the corners!
Go Helio go!!
Go Helio go!!
Go Helio go go go!!
>>67959729
Nigga please
>>67959732
That's the Greatest Spectacle in Racing to you, you fucking yokel.
CONGRATULATIONS ASHLEY JUDD
>>67959763
it's certainly been a spectacle
For whatever reason I thought Tagliani was killed in a crash.
>>67959729
They have bernie sheckleston. And their racing has been pretty good this year
Rossi is our only hope of an American driver in F1, he's a test driver for Haas
>>67959763
This desu
I'd rather win at Daytona then Indy
When does the quarters end in the indy 500? Do they have a half time?
>Rossi
ImOKwiththis.jpeg
>>67959777
If F1 allowed freedom of that scale again I'd watch it.
>Tagliani
Fuck yeah. I actually WANT to see ABC cut to his wife during the last 10 laps.
>>67959800
You'd rather win a taxi cab race?
Literally not Townsend Bell's fault, it's his team/crew chief or whoever told him how to exit
>>67959714
I'm a Bread fan
>>67959777
>6 tires on a race
Who thought that was a good idea? Did it ever win?
>>67959761
>ABCuck
>suddenly, stream is Japanese
I WANT /jp/ TO LEAVE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>67959839
yeah it was goat but they banned it. it won when it was allowed
>>67959824
No Quarters, No Halftime, No "Caution clock", No Green-White-Checkereds, No "Overtime"... Just RACING.
>>67959839
Yes. It won one of it's races
>>67959839
Won the two races it was allowed to enter if I remember correctly
>>67959800
>having any respect for plate races
"no"
>>67959839
It did
ROSSI
O
S
S
I
>>67959824
only if someone dies
>indycar
>""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""open wheel"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
lmao
>>67959800
>being a literal gay
What does semen taste like you faggot?
How can F1 even compete?
>>67959839
>6 tires on a race
wat
>>67959856
this guy is from r/NASCAR
he does the NASCAR streams too
>>67959828
Bronte would get it. I wouldn't mind marrying another woman who was more famous than me, especially if I got to blow money on racing (I know he's a talented driver and a coach, probably pulling in decent money himself).
>>67959866
>>67959869
>>67959871
F1 needs freedom.
Went outside to work on my bike, see Sato charging forward, and Daly out, what happened?
>Sato will win this race
Why do they need to refuel so much?
My civic can go a few weeks on a tank, and i drive fast every so often.
>>67959869
Scratch that, that was the fan car I was thinking of.
>>67959839
Better Mechanical grip and straightline speed because smaller tiers are more aerodynamic. Goodyear fucked them over HARD by only barely making tires for it in-period, but the 6-Wheeled Tyrrell P34s are GOAT-Tier in Historics.
>>67959888
Doesn't that thing come from India and run on pure excrement?
>>67959900
fat
>>67959869
Six wheeler was voluntarily abandoned because of the development of taller front tires.
4 wheel rule came after a couple teams built 4 rear test cars.
>>67959839
won a race in 1976 and finished 3rd in the constructor's championship that year, 5th in 1977, then they dropped it because no tire company wanted to develop tires just specifically for it
>>67959915
Yeah. Tell us about your 200 mph commute
>>67959856
SHAMFUR DISPWAY
Sup /sp/, I don't really watch motorsports, what should I know to watch this racing event?
>>67959915
really small fuel tanks to keep weight down
>>67959915
Why did you cursed this board with your stupidity?
>>67959914
Satos number comfirms
>>67959914
I wanted him to win 2012 so bad.
>>67959928
The 4 Rear-Wheeled cars were a way to run 4-Wheel Drive and narrower tires for no loss of grip as well.
>>67959864
it wasn't banned. goodyear stopped developing the tyres for it, and ut wasn't a good car over a season.
the brabham fan car was withdrawn after its first race (win), as ecclestone knew it would cause a stir and wanted to focuson tv rights.
>>67959939
>tfw my town doesn't have a flag
where the stream at
>>67959915
35MPH isn't fast.
How can F1 even compete?
In seriousness, the Reynards are the epitome of open wheel beauty.
>>67959914
Real shit. He did something to his car and is FLYING now, made up 3 positions like nothing.
>>67959968
>not having a shire flag
FUGGEN BLACKED
>>67959906
F1 needs twin turbo v12 engines and fan cars. I want 2500hp and 4 tonnes of downforce and also aero that isn't picky about following another car
>>67959915
Do you drive at 230mph?
I know this is bait. But come on man. Be more subtle
>>67959977
don't be silly. he has vtec in his honda, he can reach 60MPH before redlining easily
feet
>>67959997
Vtec just kicked in yo
Why do they only have one seat?
My shitty AMC Matador has seating for 4, 5 if you want to squeeze 3 in the back.
>>67959987
>surrey's flag
fucking kek what a shit design
>>67959993
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQCOm1KCBT4
this thing
>>67959987
Given up collecting UK/Netherlands regional flags, there's just too many of them.
>>67959914
I thought he had Fontana last year. Then he Sato'd like almost always.
>>67960012
those with foot fetishes are fags
>>67959997
I've read that it needs a CAI, a 3" exhaust, and a extensive tune to reach 60 with VTEC.
>>67960031
is there any way to physically drive that irl with out passing out in the corners
>>67960028
You're not even trying anymore
>>67959979
Hell the FUCK yes. Those cars were my childhood.
>Kanaan says the car is better after the contact in the pits.
Can ovalfags explain this to me?
Why don't they use wheel covers like normal cars? I bet this >>67959236 would not have happend with some type of wheel cover.
Why do they have to change the spoiler wings when they crash?
My fiat drives just fine without the front bumper.
>>67960058
Why do they need 4 wheels? My 3 wheeled car gets around just fine.
dat awareness
>>67960070
Just stop posting. You're making yourself look stupid
>>67960031
lol I remember when this was touted as the "real driving simulator"
Who is the Steph Curry of IndyCar racing?
>>67960052
NOPE! Ad that's why GTFags hate it so much.
>>67960068
It might've affected the car's cross-weight? So that all 4 corners are under the same load at all times rather than the car getting "Light" in certain corners?
1. Josef Newgarden
2. James Hinchcliffe
3. Alexander Rossi
4. Carlos Munoz
5. Tony Kanaan
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.
.
11. Max Chilton
12. Alex Tagliani
..
.
.
.
9001. Helio Castroneves
9002. Will Power
>>67960068
Out of some luck the hit made most likely a slight toe change or something that helped loosen the car up a bit. Happens on road courses too.
>>67960068
They really needed to shake things up to get it right.
Sometimes it takes a huge accident to do so.
>>67960107
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsPM9gLDHaU
>>67960109
Ryan Hunter-Reay, hands down
>>67960118
pretty accurate desu
>>67959979
sexy as fuck
>>67960109
Scott Dixon. He wins races in the most memey way possible (Fuel Mileage) and gets no respect for it.
Fuck you Helio gonna win
Go Helio go
Go Helio go!
Why do these cars have no headlights, how do they drive at night?
>>67960158
All aboard the Helio train
>>67960052
G-Suit?
>>67960158
>Helio getting a 4th Indy 500 Win
I want to see this just to watch Trackforum shit itself that a "Damn dirty Furriner" is in the same breath as AJ Foyt, Al Unser & Rick Mears.
>>67960104
>dat second guessing going for the tire
Sato about to enter the top 5!
>>67960172
>hurr durr i can shitposting
>>67960172
Pop up headlights brah.
Why do they wear helmets?
I can drive my car without one.
give Hawksworth your power
\o/
>>67960138
I remember having to do a 2 lap + 1 outlap with the x2010 without going off the track at a few places to get it in my garage and drive it other places
that shit was tough as fuck
>>67960172
They don't. Or they race at tracks with sufficient lighting that negates the need for headlights.
>>67960172
Alright now this is getting pretty funny
>>67960217
wilson please stop shitposting from beyond the grave
Men, these cars are going over 230 mph!
And I'm proud to be an American
Where at least I know I'm free
And I won't forget the men who died
Who gave that right to me
And I'd gladly stand up next to you
And defend Her still today
'Cause there ain't no doubt
I love this land
God Bless the U.S.A.
>>67960175
You'd need a G-Suit for that car. Or the Dodge Tomahawk Concept.
>>67960217
Your head would get ripped of your neck at 200 MPH if you didn't wear one.
>yfw pippa mann wins the 100th Indy 500
SATO IS COMING.....
>>67959236
I thought this was going to be real racing but then I saw it's a fucking circle
Pass
Sato is going to win.
S A T O P 5
A
T
O
P
5
Why doesn't the car in last place just drive faster?
>>67960254
that's a line I never thought I'd read
>cawshun
>SATO IN FIFTH
YESSSSS FOR GRORIOUS NIPPON!!!
WHEEL ON THE LOOSE
TAKUMA
THREE WHEELED MADMAN FROM HELL.
>wheel falls off
WEW
HOW
though shit lazeer
>>67960094
Didn't work for Buddy
>lelzier
>>67959979
kinda more particular to this 500 winning car
Holy shit, Buddy. Just give it up.
LEADERS BTFO
LELZIER
SAVAGE
Is it faster to go around with three tyres because your car is lighter?
BUDDY
HOLY HELL
>Lazier
>>67960281
>>67960281
>>67960281
That's how people in the stands get died
>THE CITY OF BUDDY LELZIER
>>67960281
>>67960283
Goddamn NASCAR rules. This is why you need all the nuts on the wheel.
madman
>>67960118
>Will Power
Is that a legit name? Top kek
Also
>left turn
>>67960303
You actually lose a quarter of the horsepower from your car, because you have one less engine driving it.
>>67960094
They just tried it and it didn't work :-(
>>67960249
So the Hamlelton cuckfest in the F1 post race thread died down? Shit up some other thread, niggerlovers.
>body laser
Buddy Lazier really needs to re... tire.
get it? TIRE?
>>67960274
UNSAFE RELEASE
N
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L
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A
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>>67960249
>not watching the one oval track that matters
>>67960336
KEKKITY KEK.
>Rahal making a pass in the grass on Hinch
>ABC doesn't show it
Also,
>Lazier
he's 48 and needs to hang up the helmet for his son.
>>67960297
All of CART's cars up until 2000 were sexy as fuck.
>>67960297
The Penske Chassis looked good, but when that 1995 Reynard Chassis hit, there was no comparison.
SATO IN 2ND
>>67960325
But it's just one nut.
>>67960344
DAMMIT CARLOS
SATO WILL WIN.
>>67960382
ICHIBAN
What a great day to be Lazier...
GIVE SATO YOUR ENERGY
PEARL HARBOR VETS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT (2nd time)
Dude if Sato wins it's gonna be maximum kek
Go Sato go go go
Go Sato go go go!
Why is Sebastien Bourdais so shit now, when he was the CART GOAT?
>>67960414
'no'
>>67959922
>Doesn't that thing come from India and run on pure excrement?
yes
and its suspension is made of papier mâché
SATO
>SATO
SATO
>SATO
SATO
>SATO
>>67960409
THIS THIS THIS. I CAN PROMISE YOU IF HE WINS, PEOPLE FROM AROUND THE WORLD WILL BE ABLE TO TASTE THE SALT.
>>67960367
is this asian subway's jared?
>japanese guy wins on memorial day with a bunch of pearl harbor vets in attendance
>>67960314
Do you drive at 230 mph in your commute, avoiding many other drivers, managing fuel, tyres and trying to control 750hp?
Fuck off you cant even shitpost
>she will never be this happy again
>she will never get another fluke win
Does the guy in the target car have to use the women's bathroom?
>>67960394
I'll say this, he may have won the worst Indy 500 ever, but he did it with a broken back and a foot barely held together with pins, plates & screws, so I'll never really laugh at him.
But goddamn man, get your team's shit together WTF?
>>67960414
>Another Sato Post Number
>>67960429
Because he had the best car, the best team and no driving talent. Then he got BTFO by Vettel in F1 and never recovered.
>>67960414
in the year of the kek, sato must win
>>67960453
paraguay why is your flag a thinner croatian flag
>>67960464
I never knew she actually won
why was it a fluke?
Been away from the thread for a bit, are euros still bullying us?
>>67960477
Dont know
>>67960464
>>67960478
"Fluke" my ass, there's radio audio of Helio Castroneves being ordered to move over for her to "Help the series".
>>67960314
Fuck off with your shitty bait
>>67960478
Every single car in front of her dropped out from running out of fuel
>>67960429
He lost it.
It's really unusual he became so bad.
>>67960468
How do you reckon?
dubs and usa wins
Blowing my brain tf out my head if I see that icebreaker commercial again
>>67960478
everyone ran out of gas
>>67960478
she was in like 7th and won because the 6 cars ahead of her all pitted for fuel
>>67960506
>there's radio audio of Helio Castroneves being ordered to move over for her to "Help the series"
where?
this guy to indycar WHEN?
>>67960450
>MFW
Sato needs to drink Orange Juice in victory lane for maximum butthurt.
>>67960511
lmao, nascar is a ducking joke. i am glad i only watch sonoma and watkins glenn
>>67960478
Also, half the series was at Long Beach at the time
so many levels of lel
>>67960516
You know, to reinforce the "anyone can use any bathroom" that they push
>>67960506
I think it was called under the guise of Helio Had a fuel problem.
He obviously didn't.
>>67960450
>crosses finish line
>immediately kamikazes into crowd by launching off of another car
>glorious Nippon finally gets revenge on American dogs
>>67960561
>THE CITY OF RUSSIA
that race logo is fire
>>67960547
Please happen
>>67960550
Her win was in indycar
she ain't done shit in NASCRAP
>>67960539
Somebody on Trackformu posted a link once, but he got banned and the link went dead within 24 Hours.
>>67960547
why not just mount some guys around the track with RPGs to fire randomly at cars?
>>67960473
>Taking Red Bull driver results seriously
Brb only getting tires ready for the car in 10th and not the one racing for the win
>indycar will NEVER EVER EVER be open wheel again
>>67960550
I'm not sure if you're trolling. It was Indycar you retard.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2008_Indy_Japan_300
>it's another RHR does nothing wrong but still gets fucked over by another driver episode
>>67960429
drove for haas in champ car
driving for shit teams like kv and dragon in indycar.
i think becoming the second fiddle to vettel in f1 also might have ruined his confidence.
>>67960547
"I CRASH"
>>67960550
>I'm a fucking retard
>>67960598
Not after Wheldon and Franchitti
This cars were launch ramps
>>67960584
She runs in NASCAR for a paycheck, because she makes almost as much for running around in 25th as the winner.
>>67960598
Indycar's new competition director has hinted that their new car that's supposed to show up in 2019 will be full open wheel.
>Dual in Detroit
>not Duel in Detroit
Sato was unlucky with that caution, he lost 5 spots because of the people who dove in before the yellow came out. But he can over come, the car looks good at this stage in the race, right when he needs it.
Who is the Peyton Manning of IndyCar?
>>67960640
it's dual because it's 2 races and also because the only dueling you do in detroit is for the seat on the last train out of the city
>>67960478
It was rain shortened if I remember correctly. I think it was in Japan to drunk to look it up.
>jr hildebrand in 6th
>>67960649
Dario Franchitti
muh neck
>>67960655
WAIT WAIT she didn't even win the 500?
my dad has been lying to me all along
Whos paying to stay in indy car?
yuropoors maybe start watching again now
REMINDER THAT INDYCAR WILL SAVE AMERICAN MOTORSPORTS
who will be kill by castroneves car bits?
>>67960547
HILDEBRAND YOU FUCKING STUPID RETARD
LADO A LADO
>SATO
SATO WHY
>THE CITY OF JAPAN
oh lawd
>THE CITY OF JAPAN
SATO BTFO
>Sato
SHAMFUR DISPRAY
>Sato
Every
Fucking
Time
WEEBS BTFO
USA USA USA USA USA
DED
>>67960674
Chilton. His dad LITERALLY bought out Sage Karam's ride so his son could race somewhere.
>Sato
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
>Sato
RIP
2 bombs weren't enough it seems
>SATO
NEVER EVER.
SATO NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Press F to pay respects to Japan
domo origato, mr sato ;_;
>>67960728
Japan is a country though.
>>67960598
Well Castro is turning it into open wheel again
>SATO
SATO DOES IT AGAIN
>kamikazi'd early
Sato why ;_;
SATO ALSO NOOOO
FUCK
KANAAN YOU ARE OUR HOPE
NOOOOOO SATOOOOO
>Current state of Sato fans
Seriously. First, I was rooting for Montoya, now he's out. Then I was rooting for Aleshin, now he's out. Then I was rooting for Sato.
SATO NO
TOO EARLY FOR KAMIKAZE YOU BAKA
i bet these lads are happy now
>rossi in 8th
>jr hildebrand in 3rd
sneaky athletic
>ASIAN DRIVERS
SATO GONNA SATO :_:
>>67960772
Please root for Dixon
>>67960741
>>67960746
JAP IS KILL
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
>>67960772
I was for Absolutely Karam, then Sato....
SATO NOOO
THE CROWD GOES WHILE
I'm so sad.
>>67960772
we /chilton/ now
>>67960790
>Dixon
Ughh no
>>67960780
They are cheering patriotically right now.
>SAAATOOOOOO!!!!!!
>AAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!
Satobaged
>>67960753
"F"
>tfw no Jap win
>>67960810
So he crashes
I really like the modular bodies on open wheel cars
COME ONE JOSEF NEWGARDEN
AMERICAN FIRST TIME WINNER FOR THE 100TH RUNNING
DOIT
DO IT
DO IT
PLS
Also
roger Penske made a call to Foyt to have Sato Wreck so Helio didn't have to pit under green for his rear wheel pod.
PENSKE BTFO
nigga does a kamikaze impression every indy 500. probably triggers those old vets.
Rossi is time
>Pagenaud 3rd
How? He was 3 seconds slower per lap at some point in green flag situation.
Wait do nonamerican drivers think Indy car is easier then f1?
Winner winner poutine dinner
What if they need to pee mid race since they drink so much? Do they have catheters or something? May seem silly but it might be a good idea if they don't already have it.
>>67960846
Same. I also like how there's visibly differences between Chevy & Honda runners now.
>>67960868
Who would Honda ship off to Indycar when Sato finally retires.
what kind of name is pippa
Hildebrand choke coming soon.
>tfw no wheel guard decapitation
>>67960894
Why would they do that? They just piss themselves.
>>67960902
a meme name
>nobody dead yeat
shit race fäm
>>67960894
they have a catheter attached to their drinks tube so they can drink it
don't wanna waste those electrolytes
ITS UP TO JAMES HINCHCLIFFE
>>67960894
A much less painful system could be used I'm sure
we /rossi/ now?
>>67960888
They're about the same.
Especially if all things were equal in F1, but Indianapolis is one of the easiest tracks they go to.
>>67960600
> snek
At least he saved it, could have been a lot worse.
Last lap death crash for the hundredth running pls
>Servia in the Preacher's car in the top 10
Fuck me, he's good at Indy.
So how does Kanaan blow it this time?
>tfw youre trapped in Formula mEme
>>67961007
hildebrand style
>>67960989
Fuck off back to >>>/r9k/ edgelord.
>>67961011
Still hurts. But, Formula E has manufacturers and sponsors, which Indycar doesn't have anymore.
>>67961011
Such a shame, because she was really starting to show good pace in IndyCar, then she left for some BS F1 test drive position, and now, FE...
>>67961007
> snok
>>67961011
Do they play actual car noises over the loudspeakers at FormulaE races, or does everyone just sit there in silence?
>>67961011
>tfw your cunt teammate crashed your car out of the 12 Hours of Bathurst
>>67961035
>muh /r9k/ boogie man
>>67961047
the cars have noisemakers on them
>>67961047
you get to listen to the tires squeal and the motors whine
>Pippa Mann still hasn't crashed
>Seabass and Pagenaud behind her
>>67961047
They have a DJ that makes awful techno. I wish I was kidding.
>>67961047
The cars make an annoying whirring sound
>>67961047
They have an EDJ who plays music at the start and finish, or they used too
>>67960935
Who?
Goddamn this should I go or should I stay commercial is so fucking bad.
an american will never win the 100th running greatest spectacle in racing at over 230mph ™
>>67961047
the cars go REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
yes yes be a good goy and get a quick and easy 30 year mortgage!
Having commercials with less than 30 laps to go should be criminal
>>67961123
One of you guys. Londoner that worked her way up eventually through Indy Lights to be a token woman that races a few races a season.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pippa_Mann#Motorsports_career_results
>that fucking drug ad
didnt realise that actually happened over there
>>67961053
>Pussy wagon
>>67961171
>early
>>67961174
top bantz
>>67961171
we don't need this, he haven't hit bump and we'll ride to page 10
>>67961053
>12 hours
it was the 1000
>>67961171
we don't need a new thread, retard
>>67961167
Who?
>>67961202
how the fuck do cars manage to run 1000 hours?
VROOM VROOM
>>67961202
Oh, I knew it was V8s but I said the wrong thing. They had an awful looking car and firesuits. It's like they wanted to be made fun of.
>>67961219
Voodoo black magic.
>>67961219
runs on kangaroo power rather than horsepower
WHO HAS FUEL TO GO ALL THE WAY
>>67961277
Pagenaud
>Inb4 everyone crashes and Pippa Mann wins
BUILD WALL CARLOS
someone will win this on mileage.
screencap this.
ROSSI ROSSI ROSSI ROSSI
ROSSI ROSSI ROSSI ROSSI ROSSI ROSSI ROSSI ROSSI ROSSI ROSSI ROSSI ROSSI ROSSI ROSSI ROSSI ROSSI ROSSI ROSSI ROSSI ROSSI ROSSI ROSSI ROSSI ROSSI ROSSI ROSSI ROSSI ROSSI ROSSI ROSSI
F1 WINS AGAIN
das it mane
good race
>does nothing whole race
>wins on economy run
This semen slurping strategy aint for me
F1'S ONE RACE AMERICAN DARLING TRULY PROVES INDY IS FOR F1 REJECTS.
>>67961565
you going to be awake for the Coke 600 tonight? It start's in 3 hours and lasts like 6
>>67961625
5-30am here la, going to sleep and pretend Ricciardo didnt get fucked
>>67961718
WE NEED SHITPOSTERS IN THE /TURNLEFT/ THREAD
>>67961600
It has been since the 80's.
>Marco Greco
>Roberto Guerrero
>Mauricio Guigelmin
>Danny Sullivan
>Emerson Fittipaldi
>Christian Fitipaldi
>Mark Blundell
>Alex Zanardi
>Michael Andretti
>Nigel Mansell
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