Lap 180/200
Meme Tragic in effect
>Sneak
>SNEAK
>20 to go
>he made a new thread
EL OH EL
What about me now?
>>67961154
1st for NO ONE FUCKING CARES ABOUT INDYCAR
>>67961199
platoon dubs at best
Will this be a boring finish?
How weird would it be if we actually went green to the finish?
Who has the fuel?
>>67961199
>SNEAK
winner winner poutine dinner
DONT START HUMIRA IF YOU HAVE AN INFECTION
Does anyone else like making car noises while they watch?
so is Kimball even racing today guys
>>67961217
There are literally over 350,000 people at the race.
JOSEF NEWGARDEN DONT SOUND LIKE NO AMERICAN NAME TO ME FUCK OFF
GOIN BACK TO TRACKFORUM
>people actually watch discount F1
Newgarden is gonna run out of fuel!
Newgarden , Kaanan, Helio, Muñoz winning is fine by me.
But.
Go Helio go go go!
>>67961274
>people actually live in discount Hungary
>Fuel mileage finish
Incoming Dixonwinslol
post yfw Muñoz sneeky win
>>67961274
and they are driving in circles
>this top ten
>2 manufactures
LMAO NICE """"""""MOTORSPORT"""""""""
>>67961226
No one does. If it stays green shit is gonna get bonkers
>>67961295
Shidd. Hadn't even considered this.
>>67961274
>people actually have internet in discount Hungary
>>67961295
Please no
DIXON IN THE PITS
Not sure I'd want to be in the lead this late
its gonna get hella fuckin dank in here senpaitachi
>Dickson
wut
PITS MAKE YOUR BETS ON WHO CRASHES
how do you catch up if you go to pit
won't you be far behind
first time watching
who the fuck is the memeking in charge of the aero on these cars
>>67961413
They wouldn't make it and hoping on a caution
>>67961413
if you don't pit, you run out of gas
>>67961293
>>67961362
>better economy and culture than hungary
lel sure
is mann still in? man, i wanna hit some of that sweet english racing pussy
>>67961429
Can you stop being retarded for a moment
M U N O Z
U
N
O
Z
fugg
>>67961423
your laps count in caution while everyone else pits?
rip josef
colombia wins
ROSSI YOU CAN DO IT GOGOGOGO
Fug dammit I gotta piss
>>67961437
>flag
No, he can't
INCOMING COCAINELAND VICTORY.
>>67961413
you can't see them, but the drivers get powerups every now and then like red mushrooms that they can use for speed boosts
>>67961432
you missed out the word milf. she's 35 i think.
WHOS ROSSI
>>67961457
;_;
Post yfw rossi has enough fuel to finish
ROSSI ROSSI ROSSI ROSSI.
BOURDAIS OUTTA FUGGEN NOWHERE
OH FUCK ROSSI
I WISH I WASN'T SO DELAYED AND POST TIMERS WERE SHORTER ON WEEKENDS
>rosshit leading
worse than will stevens
LITERALLY WHO
YFW BOURDAIS WINS DA INDY.
Bourdais gona win
CANT WAKE UP
>>67961487
not true, and you know it.
r o s s i
Rossi? The f1 fag?
HALF OF A FUCKIN LAP LEAD
second is gonna be close
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THIS IS SO FUCKING GOOD
I FUCKING LOVE INDYCAR
HOLY SHIT SENPAITACHI
OUT OF FUEL
ROSSI ROSSI ROSSI ROSSI ROSSI ROSSI ROSSI ROSSI ROSSI ROSSI ROSSI ROSSI ROSSI ROSSI ROSSI ROSSI ROSSI ROSSI ROSSI ROSSI ROSSI ROSSI ROSSI ROSSI ROSSI ROSSI ROSSI ROSSI ROSSI ROSSI ROSSI ROSSI ROSSI ROSSI ROSSI
A LITERAL WHO WON.
HELLO DARKNESS MY OLD FRIEND.
>ROSSI
What a boring race
ROSSSI ROSSSI ROSSI ROSSI ROSSI ROSSI USA
ROSSI ROSSI ROSSI ROSSI ROSSI ROSSI ROSSI ROSSI ROSSI ROSSI ROSSI ROSSI ROSSI ROSSI ROSSI ROSSI ROSSI ROSSI ROSSI ROSSI ROSSI
what kind of milk is he having?
ROSSISSIISISISISISI
MANOR
MANOR
MANOR
WE DID IT
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HE WAS 26/1 TO WIN
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USA
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USA
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Incredible!
rossi rossi rossi rossi rossi rossi rossi rossi rossi rossi rossi rossi rossi rossi rossi rossi rossi rossi rossi rossi rossi rossi rossi rossi rossi
>>67961530
COLOMBIA BLOWN THE EVER LOVING FUCK OUT
What the fuck
im out of fuel guys
MUNOZ KEKED ONCE AGAIN
ROSSI
O
S
S
I
FUCK YOU MANOR
>>67961530
The spirit of Jules was with him
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>>67961546
AUTISMOS AT /bet/ ON SUICIDE WATCH.
ROSSI ROSSI ROSSI ROSSI ROSSI ROSSI.
ROSSI ROSSI ROSSI ROSSI ROSSI ROSSI ROSSI ROSSIROSSI ROSSI ROSSI ROSSI
>be motogp champion
>win india500
is there anything the doctor can't do?
Fucking hell what a boring finish.
YOU JUST WON THE INDY 500 BABY
OH MAH GAWD
OH MAH GAWD
oh mah gawd guize
BOURDAIS FUCK
WHO ROSSI POSSE HERE
ROSSI ROSSI ROSSI ROSSI ROSSI ROSSI
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
what country is he from?
goosebumps lads
still not sure trackforums would be happy though lel
>F1 reject wins Indy 500
>the city of American auto racing
lololololololol
>>67961572
kek.
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
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>R O S S I
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>S
>S
>I
F1 > indycar confirmed
>F1 reject wins Indy 500
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Is he out of fuel?
Rossi cucked the whole field
Castroneves BTFO
Munoz BTFO
Hinchcliffe BTFO
Kanaan BTFO
USA USA USA USA
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>>67961591
USA MOTHERFUCKER!
(He talks like a FinnBro though)
>winning car is going to need a tow back to the finish line
nice """"""""""""sport""""""""""" you have there
>>67961591
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
>I wanna thank D.W.
F1'S ONE RACE AMERICAN DARLING TRULY PROVES INDY IS FOR F1 REJECTS
>>67961591
USA, BABY
>>67961591
AMERICA
FUCK YEAH
H E R T A
E
R
T
A
>wins race with no fuel
FUCK YOU, INDYCAR
This was like 500 times more exciting than the Monaco race
>THE CITIES OF COLOMBIA, FRANCE AND BRAZIL
>winning by fuel saving
FIA autists are going to cum
He ran out of fuel kek
DAN HAD A HAND IN THIS
W H O W O N
I bet Manor feels stupid
ROSSI!!!!!!!!!!
>>67961652
Well he certainly didn't have a head in it
Provisional results
ALEXANDER ROSSI BLESSED BY DAN WHELDON IN HEVAN
BLESSED BY THE GODS OF INDY
m a n n
a
n
n
>fuel mileage races are flukes tho guys
POST BEST RACE FINISHES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vKCRh-5WTs
Leave Indianapolis to me.
>>67961603
>Literally every Indy 500 since 1995
>>67961654
ALEXANDER ROSSI BITCH
USA USA USA USA USA USA
>>67961642
Dis desu.
INDYCAR BTFO
EXPOSED BY FORMULA 1
HARYANTO OUT OF MANOR
ROSSI IN
Based rossi
so is this like Trevor Bayne winning the Daytona 500?
>>67961666
>Ganassi and Penske BTFO
good race lads
>>67961621
N-N-N-N-NAPA KNOW HOW
THE RIGHT COLOMBIAN WON TODAY
>Caterham/Manor-driver wins Indy500
hilarious.
>>67961626
a few races in F1, and he BTFO his teammates everytime
the reason he doesn't have a seat at Manor this year is money
see jamie whincup, that's how you conserve fuel
>>67961680
not that rossi
>>67961654
ALEXANDER ROSSI, HE'S BEING TOWED TO VICTORY LANE
WHO WANTS TO BET THE 600 WILL BE A SHIT RACE
>>67961642
the worst part is that Monaco could've been great but for Charlie "Dick Devourer" Whiting and his SC start
>>67961586
LIFELONG FAN
>Manor didn't pick him. Pick instead some shitty indonesian hack.
>Wins the fucking Indianapolis 500.
Not even mad for not seeing him in F1 anymore. And winning it on his rookie season no less.
>>67961621
>tfw nobody cares about Waltrip so DW means Wheldon
top bantz https://twitter.com/calvinfish/status/737004389374824448
>F1 reject on his first attempt at the 500 wins it
Just how shit is this motor"sport"
SCOTT SPEED ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>67961697
rain tbqh
F1 BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
DID HE GO FOR FULL FAT MILK? HE BETTER HAVE.
>Trump isn't even President yet and America is already winning again
>>>67961666
>MUH PEARL HARBOR
>Honda wins lol
>>67961711
Kek
>>67961723
2 percent senpai
>New thread Theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7R5A0pg4oN8
why milk
MILK TIME NIGGAZ
>bagpipes
>>67961726
We're gonna get so sick of winning
World Cup when?
>>67961670
she got a top 20 tho
>>67961711
what did he mean by this?
>>67961714
Go to bed, Hamilcuck. This is a real motor sport.
WHAT KIND OF MILK DID HE GET?
>TFW THIS DOESNT MEAN SHIT
>TFW ROSSI WONT GET ANOTHER TO TEN THIS SEASON
>>67961723
>Alexander Rossi: 2 percent
Rossi looks like he's just as shocked as everyone else is.
You get a kiss too?!
SPILL IT ON YOURSELF YOU FAG
>whale princess
>>67961766
From the same cow that produced the milk no less
F1 wins again
haha indycucks
>Pippa Mann didn't crash
Impressive for someone who only drives this race the whole year
Rossi?
Hunter-Reay and Bell really got cucked by that one pit-stop snafu, and I forget who else got screwed by that yellow flag just as they were pitting? Really gutted the competitive drivers.
Napa Autoparts lucked out huh?
>>67961679
How does it feels that indycar gives more opportunities to young drivers than money greedy f1?
>>67961738
Because Indiana
It's traditional. Indiana literally only has this race, the Colts, basketball, and farms
the indy 500 princess has been drinking full fat for a while I see
>discount f1 driver wins indy 500
>>67961757
2 percent
>>67961761
>F1 reject
>A rookie
>Literally called the sport shit
>Said he had never watched it after the split
>Said this was basically a stepping stone back to F1
>Wins the 500
this is fucking hilarious
>giants
>warriors
>sharks
>rossi
>weather
>food
>women
>tech money
California literally cannot stop winning :^)
THIS IS THE 100TH RUNNING
OF
THE
INDY 500
AT SPEEDS OVER 230 MPH
SPECTACLE
MILK
CHERISH
>>67961779
top kek.
>>67961779
>>67961771
kek, its really getting out of hand in America. These beasts are getting crowned as princess.
>>67961666
>RHR 24th
Sigh...
>>67961711
that's fucking great. fish is an alright dude and commentator
>>67961766
>NEETS on muh spee btfo by watching a god damned American hero get a kiss from lovely ladies
/F1/ WINS AGAIN
>>67961790
f1 gives more opportunities to good drivers than sponsor-cocksucking indycar
literally when was the last good indycar driver
From literally driving the shittiest car in F1 to winning Indy 500 within 6 months
GP2 to Indy500 win
what a guy
>>67961795
That's how Midwestern grills are desu
At least best, they're thicc
HE'S ONLY 24
>>67961803
>Weather
Yes that drought sure is great.
>>67961747
Top 10? She was running up near the front at the very end.
Rossi is beta as fuck, holy shit WTF was that interview?
>>67961801
Can't wait to watch Trackforum trash him and call him "Not a Real 500 winner like Buddy Lazier or Eddie Cheever".
>>67961803
how's that drought going for you?
CHASE ELLIOT WINS THE 600
NAPA KNOW HOW
N
NA P A
P
AA
>>67961821
>(you)
What were you doing at 24?
>WON THE INDY 500 ON HIS FIRST TRY
>I'VE YET TO ACCOMPLISH FUCK ALL
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
>Different flavors of auto"sport" think driving a car is "sport"
>>67961586
ROSSI POSSE!!!!
ALEXANDER MOTHERFUCKING ROSSI
>>67961846
>>67961846
>>67961846
This
will
happen
>>67961791
>pacers
600 will be run on monday
forcast calls for 6 inches of rain
and it will be a rain shortened race like 2009
>>67961826
>sponsor-cocksucking
Funny that you should bring this up when F1 has benn sucking sandnigger oil dick for years.
>>67961841
biggest winter in years here m8, went skiing for 2 weeks in tahoe.
Remain upset :^)
>>67961673
that IMSA 12hr bathurst race a couple months ago was pretty based
4 or 5 different cars shuffling positions on the last corner
>honda
Colombia on suicide watch.
How come nobody gets chocolate milk?
>>67961874
Uhhh no
rossi is gonna get so much pussy tonight holy shit
>>67961853
shitposting here (turned 25 last weekend)
>>67961821
pottery
>>67961795
In all seriousness though, milk isn't milk below 2%. Skim is the white bread of the milk world.
>>67961894
communist
>>67961844
Like this
>>67961883
Do we have a count yet on how many people think Rossi is a furriner?
Is Munoz the next victor meira? Always so close yet so far?
>>67961894
because they're not fucking children, anon.
grow up.
ROSSI winning is probably the best winner possible for indycar as a whole.
>>67961853
>>67961855
I'm 24 too feelsbadman
>>67961883
Even with that winter the majority of your state is in exceptional drought conditions.
>>67961842
Probably needed a splash and dash like the others. 18th
>>67961914
Enjoy being fat.
Munoz on suicide watch
>>67961914
I just downed a whole glass of skim milk so step up fampai
I wish newgarden had won
>>67961673
https://youtu.be/YsataYtOJfs
>>67961883
http://droughtmonitor.unl.edu/Home/RegionalDroughtMonitor.aspx?west
>>67961894
should give the cunt an Ice Break
>literally anyone in the top 10 could have stayed out and won
Hope fucking stupid do you have to be to pit in that situation?
I love ROSSI but that was a pretty lame celebration. He just stood there and waved his hand.
PENSKE BTFO
GANASSI BTFO
MANOR BTFO
#ROSSIPOSSE
>>67961853
thinking about how i wasnt put in a kart at 3 years old by rich parents to have a racing career
>>67961803
They're also winning at people fleeing the state en masse
>>67961904
same but two weekends ago. Life can be rough but the time spent on some boards here has gotten me to kick my shit up. The winter leadup to this birthday was rough but it feels a whole lot better now.
>>67961960
Was there in person in the stands
horrifying moment
Had been in Dan's pit box watching him come and go the day before
I'll never forget that for the rest of my life
>>67961880
yeah but apart from mercedes, f1 drivers don't say "Wow, what a win, thanks to SHELL OIL SCUDERIA FERRARI PRESENTED BY UPS for that great car, SANTANDER did a fantastic job too, and I have to thank WEICHAI POWER for their great support. I couldn't have done it without TELCEL, KARSPERSKY LABS, HUBLOT or PIRELLI either. Go team!" after each race
>>67961932
Newgarden would have been better, but having an American win the 100th is always good.
youtube stream playing joe rogan kek
>>67961945
>skim milk 80 calories a cup
>whole milk 130 calories a cup
50 calories will make you fat :DDDDD
guys, who won, was the racde good or bad
had to run to another town and watch my sisters kids again, the father just up and left last night and she has to work, she works a pizza delivery job and needs the money badly
i missed the race entirely because if i dare changed it off caliou the children would scream their heads off and bite me
>>67961962
FUIC, m8
>>67961963
Losing power due to being out of fuel would be exactly what would have happened.
>>67961935
>living in the central valley
>living in southern California
>living anywhere south of Monterey (exclusion is SLO)
>living north of napa (exclusion is north/west lake tahoe)
I pity your existence if this is all you can throw at me
>>67961995
Gotta admit you have a point there.
>>67961711
I might have found a better one
https://twitter.com/calvinfish/status/735633957866377217
>>67962012
ROSSI MURICA USA
>>67962012
this is literally the 7th day in a row, she got me fired from my job
she says "you dont need money, dad will pay your bills
my dad screamed at me when i ask for gas money
>>67961963
I think it's cool that he's humble and doesnt spaz out in victory lane
>>67962041
This
>>67962025
The three guys up had a reason to pit, but everyone on back had no shot at winning so they had nothing to lose. Why not start out and risk it? It was a win free for the taking
>>67962062
Stick around racing more and you'll see why that's not how things work, especially at a 2.5 mile long track. The pit speed limit is like 60 mph too so it's not that bad even though its a long pit and the refuel isn't much either.
>>67962050
It's called passion .
Just look at Montoya last year
Y'all ready for some real racing in 2 hours?
>>67962102
This
>>67962115
>truex on pole
ready for another disappointing night
>>67962115
RAIN
>>67962102
he won the indy 500 he can celebrate however the fuck he wants
>>67962137
me too anon
Chase will win because NAPA
>>67962083
>Hurrr ur new
I guarantee I've been watching longer than you. It was obvious that SOMEONE was going to make it, I'm just amazed no one else tried.
>>67962115
I have this feeling after the All-Star race that the 600 is going to be good from start to finish.
>>67962146
How bad?
OP delete the thread before the nascarniggers take it over like they do everything
>>67962186
An article in motor/sp/ort had this to say
Serious questions:
>Is Rossi gay?
>Is Rossi autistic?
Autism hints:
>general behavior
>very quiet and non-American demeanor
>hates being called Alex despite its the most common thing ever
>insists on being called Alexander
>talks like a weird fag
>barely celebrates winning the race of his career
>>67962170
Castroneves did but fucked it up.
>>67962186
http://www.sbnation.com/nascar/2016/5/29/11808398/weather-update-for-nascar-coca-cola-600-any-improvement-for-sunday
Real American beauty, everybody
>Congratulations to the 2016 500 Festival Queen, Caitlyn Foye of Newburgh. Foye is a sophomore at Butler University where she is studying Biology with a minor in Chemistry. She is a graduate of Castle High School.
>>67962216
He's got dead eyes
>>67962170
>>67962219
Why did they pit Pagenaud with 2 to go, though? He pitted 3 laps after the rest of the field, as the last green was coming up, with 33 to go.
Did Rossi pit with everybody else, with 36 to go, or did he pit a lap or two later?
>>67962291
To be fair she's from Indiana.
>>67962332
epic win
Didn't Bobby Rahal also not act like he had ADHD when he won Indy?
I swear, you can't survive in the social media age if you don't act like you're autistic ten times out of ten. People just don't respond if you aren't losing your mind.
>>67962291
I'd fuck her.
>>67962291
>Fat
>White
>From a small town
>Probably has her hymen intact
>Probably has no friends other than her grandparents
Literally my fetish
finding some weird things on twitter here guys
>>67962007
>only drinking a cup of milk
>>67962364
THIS
>>67962332
I'm not even 'Murican and this fills me with patriotism
>>67962313
>Did Rossi pit with everybody else, with 36 to go, or did he pit a lap or two later?
Considering how slow he was at the end, my guess is that he pitted together with the rest of the field and went for a mad fuel saving strategy. Another possibility would be stopping every lap under caution to fill up the tank, but he probably didn't do that
>>67962216
From my personal experiences, anyone who insists on one and only one version of their name, even in causal conversation has always been either off kilter or a fart sniffing snob.
>Alex
>No, my name is Alexander
>mfw
>>67962424
People who insist that they be referred to by their full first name when there's an obvious nickname are these worst
>>67962424
At least he's not Xander.
Fuck I wish I had a Gaora stream this year. I have the webm somewhere of another year's.
guys,
the 2017 Indy 500 gets visited by pres t r u m p and gets a medal
>>67962501
you can literally see their lactose intolerance
>>67962501
>trying to drink milk
>Lactose intolerance in adulthood is most prevalent in people of East Asian descent, affecting more than 90 percent of adults in some of these communities.
rip those guys
>>67962516
>not seen: they're all sitting on toilets behind that desk
>>67962551
mfw I'm sitting on one right now
>>67962332
Jesus christ dat hat shoop.
>>67962168
>Inb4 Kyle Larson does a shit again
>>67962501
>>67962539
Fuckin Hideki Mutoh
>>67962501
someone needs to make a reaction maymay kornheiser-styled image out of the guy on the right
like "eyes closed, i don't see you" or some bullshit like that
>>67962539
not like the chances of an asian driver winning the indy 500 are that high though lmao
>>67962577
>inb4 Danica wins a rain-shortened race right in the middle of green flag pit cycles.
>>67962580
forgot vid
>hideki mutoh and takuma sato crash each other out at kansas on a restart
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AztIQ68Q8ek
I dont think im American enough to handle how American the coke 600 is gonna be
how will President Trump treat the indy 500 winner next year if the winner is an american?
>>67962577
not that guy but how did you know my other favorite driver
I guess I like emotional pain as well as physical pain
>>67961707
Manor really dropped the ball on this one
>>67962618
medal of honor and bless them with 3 days with Ivanka
>>67962539
It also has a fair chance of killing spic stomachs as well.
t. someone who avoids milk as much as possible.
>>67962618
he'll build a mobile wall from SAFER barriers around him to protect his integrity
>>67962618
He will toss him the keys to his Trump helicopter and let him have a post race party at his NY penthouse
>>67962688
>Helicopter ride to NYC from Idianapolis
that's a hell of a long trip for a helicopter
>not giving him a private ride on Trump Force One
>>67962216
Yes, yes and yes.
Fuck Rossi for meme'ing his way to a win while thinking about how to get back into F1.
>>67962727
we /trackforum/ general here, again?
Rossi future WDC???
can he get a team with a good car?
Do you think Newgarden or Munoz could have won if they didn't dogfight each other for the last 30 laps?
>>67962727
he's a test driver for HAAS, man
if Guetierrez or Grosjean ever get injured, they are going to call Rossi to replace them
there's still hope
>>67962760
Trackforum is probably mad that his name sounds too furrin
>>67962727
JPM won in 2000 then went to F1
>>67962813
if by Haas you mean Manor
>>67962823
then he won Monaco
>>67962847
And now he's too fat to race for Porsche lel
>>67962216
seems like a typical boring rich californian with no personality
like jimmie johnson
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_98dl55DK0
>>67962847
we need to meme Rossi into a F1 seat and he can fuel mileage Monaco
>>67962858
>Jimmie Johnson
>rich
nice meme
>xgames show on ABC now
>video games are part of the x games now
SHSDFHSJDHLSDSDF
WHY, WHY, ESPORTS IS NOT SPORTS, THATS SO FUCKING STUPID, IT'S JUST FAT FUCKS PLAYING VIDEO GAMES, WHY, IT'S SO STUPID, WHY
HOW IS THAT A SPORT? HOW IS MOVING YOUR ARM 3 INCHES ATHLETIC?
>>67962858
>rich
the reason he got replaced in F1 is because he's NOT rich
>>67962876
You have to qualify first to do that.
>>67962919
he won the indy 500, he is automatically elegible for an FIA Super License
>>67962892
>>67962914
i mean rich as in grew up with parents that could afford to get him racing
>>67962940
he already has a super license though dude
he drove in the US Grand Prix
>>67962914
You can be rich and still figure its not worth it to pay FIFTEEN MILLION dollars for a season of driving in a backmarker that probably won't score a single point
It's clear he's from a wealthy family (spoiler: most racing drivers are except #blessed ham)
>>67962910
NASCAR VIDEO GAME LEAGUE WITHOUT IRACING WHEN?
>>67962910
>this triggered
>>67962945
Johnson grew up driving pick-up trucks and dirt bikes. You don't need money to do that.
>Rossi won 2 million dollars
>more money in one day than you will make in your entire life
tell me about trackforum
>>67963020
wasn't he about 5mil short of the money manor wanted for the f1 seat
i bet he can easily get a discount on it for the rest of the season and kick haryanto out
>>67963057
The solution to the DW12 is a front engined open wheeler. I forget the rest, maybe not wing
>>67963020
He's also spent a lot more than 2 million dollars throughout his career in motorsports.
>>67963091
>he personally spent that money
>>67963125
his dad probably did
>>67963057
racing died in 1968
>>67962424
I-I prefer my full name to a popular nickname variant
>>67963057
Bunch of old timers who suck Tony George's dick and wax lyrical about "The Good Old Days" and how they were all able to field a car at Indy in 1998 for a Hundred Grand.
Also, there's some weird guy that claims his design for a Gas Turbine hybrid would blow the current car out of the water on speed & cost, but won't show it to anybody and can't get anyone to build it for him.
>>67963250
Just drink your milk, Alex
lmao track forum is horrible
so is racing reference
Rossi is single!
NO WIFE/GF CAM FOR YOU THIS YEAR ABC
>>67963057
There's some guy who was convicted of stalking his neighbor who makes papier-mâché models of race cars. There's another old fart who's still butthurt about nonames getting dunked on by CART regulars in the 500. Yet another poster shot his neighbor's dog.
>Rossi won
>also had fastest lap of the race
fuck off haters
>>67963337
g a y
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>>67963333
RuRa is the worst by a long shot. SMACKEDforum is also garbage.
>>67963337
I wondered why they didn't do that. I'll always love Montoya's wife for getting out of the pits with 10 to go last year so ABC couldn't show her over the actual racing.
>>67961995
Well to be honest that was just Rosberg... in Malaysia... because Petronas Jungle Juice.
Hamilton is too busy dedicating his wins to Senna and God.
>>67963337
>be part of camera crew
>producer radios to you
>Rossi is about to win, quick find his gf!
>uh sir he doesn't have one
nascar stream where?
>>67963509
nowhere, fox will sue you if you stream their race
>>67963509
this
I can't find a fox sports one stream anywhere
>>67963555
bsweet (guy who streamed the 500) said he won't do it because he doesn't want to get sued
>>67963337
wait, they didn't show any WAGs. Did they finally get the message that no one cares about anything other than the racing?
>>67963414
RuRa is pretty good for rumors tho
why the fuck does your tv have so many ads, ameribros?
completely ruined my enjoyment of the race.
>>67963509
>>67963529
>>67963555
>>67963591
I thought the race was on fox
>>67963337
WAGs guy here
Rossi is not single
>>67962975
I'd say NASCAR Heat Evolution but they haven't released multiplayer details yet and I doubt they'll have more than 16 cars.
>>67964101
well then she is good gf and stays away from the pits so ABC can't stalk her
>>67964142
She is in Colorado skiing
>>67964087
fuck asscar anyway
>>67964081
We've grown up with it. There didn't used to be as many but as time went on, the crazy spending of sponsor money went down and they've subsidized it with ads. However, ABC is notoriously bad and this season has been worse than last season.
The problem is there's nothing we can do since these series don't let us buy an all access ticket. We don't want to see ads but it is what it is and we can't stop it.
>>67964081
why do your sandwiches have so much vegemite on them?
>>67964101
please stay babe
GUYS
GUYS
>tfw the Indy 500 is worth double points
THAT MEANS ROSSI JUST BASICALLY WON 2 RACES AND IS IN CONTENTION FOR THE CHAMPIONSHIP
Pagenaud won 3
Dixon won 1
Montoya won 1
>>67964245
You talking to me or her?
This ain't the /f1/ thread so I'm not leaving
>>67964226
That's unfortunate. I hate paying to watch footy, rugby and F1 here but the ad-free coverage is just so fucking worth it. On mauritania tier internet too, so streaming ain't an option.
>>67964230
yeah, nah, only hard cunts smother it on. us normal cunts only have a light to average spreading. And no cunt REALLY likes a vegemite sanga. It's fuckin heaps better on toast aye.
Having watched 2 of the most recent Indy 500's I am pretty much convinced that it's a meme race that you can only really win with luck
>>67964397
so what's a better race then? Monaco?
>how to win Monaco GP
>qualify first
>or qualify second and hope the pole sitter crashes
all races take luck
>>67964337
i meant you
come back to /f1/ we miss you
>>67964582
no fuck off
>>67961920
Everybody at Barber last year thought Josef Newgarden was Swedish when he won there.
>>67964397
All races take luck to win. Indy is different because the track changes so much throughout the race that a driver might have a great car at the start but fade away as the race goes on and vice/versa.
>>67961920
I think most IndyCar fans are ok with furriners
NASCAR fans probably not so much
>>67964482
>>67964624
I'm not critcizing it but I'm just saying its a total gamble and seemingly nothing matters, you can win it from anywhere and be last and end up first etc
Monaco is generally one of the worst races in F1 and highly overrated. At least on a track like SPa or Suzuka there is some sort of indication that the best car is going to end up winning and the better of the drivers in that car will end up winning the race
>>67964702
IndyCar has other races, you know
most of them road courses and street circuits
>>67964702
Spa is one of the places were a driver can make a difference in F1. Suzuka is the kind of track where a team needs a good driver and a great car to win.
That and as >>67964739 points, there are like only 6 ovals on the Indycar calendar anymore.
>>67964510
Not all of you do and I was genuine in my post that I made.
I don't like the /f1/ thread that much anymore (Nothing to do with any attacks against me, just the level of posting and supporter alignment has changed, I blame mostly the dutch and Vettel going to Ferrari) and posting WAGs on the other board is nicer. I have a dedicated thread, I can post 5 pictures at once, webms with audio, there is no mods to ruin everyone's fun, It's nice.
I'm still posting here. I was in the Nurburgring thread. (I mean who else is gonna know about the one Toyota race queen who was a Rosberg fan?)
>>67964762
this year:
road/street courses: 11 (10 if you only count the 2 races in a row at Detroit as 1)
ovals: 4
trackforum seems like a bunch of fags but I did find this pit stop summary of the race there. pretty interesting
http://www.imscdn.com/INDYCAR/Docume...topsummary.pdf
>>67961827
>f1 gives more opportunities to good drivers than sponsor-cocksucking indycar
if that's the case then why does HairyAnus have an f1 drive and not based Rossi? oh that's right, the indonesian fuck has a shit ton of sponsor money.
>>67964702
>I'm not critcizing it
Fuck off. You've been a shithead in multiple Indy threads. You just shitpost and bait for replies which people are dumb enough to give you.
>>67965231
congrats senpai you've got no reading comprehension at all
75% of the f1 grid are good drivers, a bit under half are bretty great
meanwhile indycar has 50% more drivers and 50% of the talent. literally only 4 good drivers in the whole field, and half of the 34 drivers wouldn't make the 107% rule in a mercedes
Rossi is the new Mario Andretti
>>67965231
he has like five million euros - needs more. indonesia had a 'text rio' campaign to raise money. and i quote:
>like taking medicine three times a day
his manager says he has funding until the 11th race at least. they need to find more money, lel.
>>67965258
is it the same Finn who posts shit like "DON'T FORGET IT'S THE 100TH INDY 500 PRESENTED BY FIRESTONE ON THE 100TH RUNNING OF THE INDIANAPOLIS 500 MILE RACE" etc?
>>67965336
>only 4 good drivers
confirmed for never watching an IndyCar race other than the 500
>tfw only watching NASCAR because the Indy 500 is over
>>67965668
What do you think?
Of course it is. Fuckers need to learn not to respond.
>>67966406
I thought so
>>67965428
Mario had an F1 title and raced in various dirt track series.
They're worlds apart.
>it was another hype Marco Andretti up to win the 500 and then he loses again episode
>>67965787
you want a ranking? lol
>f1 midfield tier
newgarden, hinchcliffe, and two out of pagenaud, hunter-reay, power and rahal
>f1 ericsson tier
dixon, rossi, munoz, jpm, sato, bourdais, kimball, chilton, briscoe, simona
>wouldn't qualify in a merc tier
kanaan (ok maybe he'd barely make 107%) castroneves, andretti, aleshin, karam, carpenter, pigot, chaves, daly, hildebrand, tagliani, brabham, servia, fillippi, hawksworth, bell, tagliani, wilson, mann, clauson, jakes
>would get beaten by the bernd maylander driving the safety car tier
lazier, probably coletti, dracone, everyone else from 2015 except justin wilson may he hrip
>>67967030
>putting sato before kanaan and castroneves
topkekm8
>>67962975
>he is automatically elegible for an FIA Super License
this fall, when NASCAR Heat 3 gets released (it's the same studio, same company) and if you want to be Technical, it's NASCAR Heat 4
NASCAR Heat (2000)
NASCAR Heat 2002 (2001)
NASCAR Dirt To Daytona (2002)
NASCAR Heat: Evolution (2016)
>>67967416
>tfw no new IndyCar game
>>67967443
Pretty sure the last one was Danny Sullivan so...
>American F1 race (COTA)
>American F1 team (Haas)
>American F1 driver (Rossi)
who else shipping Haas x Rossi?
so I'm assuming Rossi probably won Indy 500 Rookie of The Year?
>>67967443
rFactor 2
>>67968123
>pay for online
no thanks
>>67967746
It was clearly Pigot
>>67967174
Sato wasn't too terrible in f1 before he made the switch to indy
>>67968521
leaf pls
>>67968561
>7 years
>1 podium
>44 points
>>67968561
>Kanaan
>1 Championship, 1 Indy 500, 15 Poles, 17 Wins
>Castroneves
>3 Indy 500s, 47 Poles, 29 Wins
>Sato
>5 Poles, 1 Win
>>67968635
More like 6 years (only 1 race in 2003)
Jordan and super aguri were a shit
Honda wasn't exactly a championship winning car
>>67968829
Kanaan
18 years of indy type racing
Castroneves
18 years of indy type racing
Sato
6 years
He's not that bad guys
>>67963250
it's alright Dick.
>>67968296
I paid $56 or something and been extremely happy and had many hours of enjoyment. It was on discount. Only sad part is making go Steam with it.
Rossi to Mercedes when?
>>67976505
THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN
Just got done watching a torrent of the 500 Mile Race.
What an amazing finish.
Congratulations to Rossi, he seemed especially appreciative and humble. Nice to see good things happen to good people.
They need to just Fucking do away with Indy. It don't be even done having the best drivers anyways, and it's Fucking ridiculous that some rookie won by using math and not even racing.
Fuck this fake ass sport.
>>67981563
Chill, it's racing, engineering and strategy are part of the competition.
Also learn some fucking english. These drivers are some of the best in the world at oval racing and Rossi was legitimately quick through the whole race.
>>67981563
He had the fastest lap of the race as well. You don't know shit
>>67977076
this. great fucking race, butt hurt faggots need to leave