OFFICIAL INDY 500 THREAD #3
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First for Sato
FIRST FOR NASCAR
Dubs and someone dies
>Will Power
>is actually a whiny cunt
>yfw even the fucking side-by-side feature which shows ads is sponsored
Who /Memorial Day grilling/ here?
Snooze
Wow I watched the Detroit last year and I must say it was one of the most exciting races I've ever seen.
I wil surely be watching it again this year :^)
This is a serious question, why are modern commercials so shit?
How can Formula 1 even compete?
tfw no 230mph super highways
>>67957389
stop
>>67957389
Reroll
>>67957382
cucked by f1 again
Aлeшин, жми!
Who here ready for the real racing later today?
Nth for Newgarden
Last for Wilsons Revenge
nth for memes
>>67957394
what is memorial day
>Pippa Mann
Terrible name. "Pipa" is basically a vulgar word for a vagina in polish.
First for Absolutely Karam.
>another fucking advert
ABC is the worst.
STILL
>>67956610
Jay Frye is saying all the right things and attempting to court another OEM. Who knows if anything will happen.
Good article. Basically saying Honda and Chevy would welcome another OEM even if it meant changing the engine to something more applicable. Also the possibility of teams getting to make some of their own parts to reduce costs. He seems to be actually getting productive discussions going with the paddock and possibly fostering new relationships such as with Road Atlanta and Watkins Glen.
http://www.racer.com/indycar/item/130084-indy-500-series-agenda-for-new-car-engine-tech?showall=1&limitstart=
>>67957403
How about no.
>>67957393
>all these Moe's ads
>no Moe's for lunch
feelssobad
>>67957406
So it's not even ë? Why do they call him lotion yhen
WILL POWER DRIVE THROUGH PENALTY
>drive-thru for Will Power
Power BTFO
>you are now watching a local commercial
>>67957408
I totally wanted to watch the WWE show, thanks for reminding me anon!
>>67957408
>Who here ready for the real racing later today?
Why, is Cars 2 showing again on Disney this evening?
>>67957446
please?
nth for doom car
>>67957401
Please
These commercials are fucking invasive
>Americuck: Just turn ur brain off bro ;)
Anyone onboard with Taku?
I have $1.34 in nickels and quarters in my car's coin cubby what do?
>>67957452
Mike Hail A Lotion
>>67957436
Kek'd
>>67957401
ugly ass cars are barely open wheel
who /kpop/ here
>>67957475
>not realizing talladega nights is real racing
>>67957497
a 25oz can of natty daddy
>Still haven't seen a single ad
WHERE THE FUCK IS NBCSN.
>>67957497
find another 15 cents and get 10 McNuggets
>>67957497
TEN NUGGETS NIGGA
>not watching this with the spanish audio with no commentary during the ad breaks
>Be European
>Don't get a free gun with every new car purchase.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBq1roO5Z9I
I'll never understand why you hate our commercials and freedom
I want to see someone die, seriously. I like watching videos on live leak of someone dieing or getting hurt
I want to watch someone die, the world is over populated
>>67957487
>not going for a piss/cheeky wank while the commercials are on
>>67957497
Buy 1/12 of a beer at the stands senpai.
>>67957437
A NIGGER
/mii/ reporting in
>>67957526
I thought they were advertising Burger king nuggets that for 1.50?
WILL POWERS BTFO
>>67957546
kek
I'm gonna owe my wife's son $50 if JPM doesn't win or he'll kick my ass, what do
>Over 25% of the race has gone
>Nobody has came in like a wrecking ball
>>67957524
>tfw only one on BT so far
>will """""""""""""""power"""""""""""""""""
>>67957529
>Watching online
>The race is literally on over-the-air ABC
Are you that much of a poorfag to not have a TV and rabbit ears?
>>67957476
Not until I get dubs
>>67957561
>1.49
>>67957401
jelly of that ricer wing desu. would put on my golf
>>67957521
>>67957526
>>67957528
>>67957544
>(you)r math skills
(R) means rookie?
>Buddy Lazier 47 laps down
quiznos btfo
>>67957567
go back to /pol/
how's chilton doing in this race lads
>60 laps in
>still no crashes
>>67957561
all the same desu
>>67957602
>Buddy 'JUST' Lazier
I'm fucking bored
Literally nothing happens
>Hondas in the lead
How in the fuck, I thought they only made GP2 engines.
>Bell pushing everyone down to the apron when they try to pass him
what a nigger
>>67957600
Yes
How long until 4 wide?
>>67957606
bad because he can't cheat and cut corners like he did at the Long Beach race
>>67957427
>Vagina Man
I'd read a comic about that
>tfw they reduced speed to make it less likely id see a sacrifice to baal today
>>67957653
about 100 laps.
>>67957448
>>67957629
Honda was the only IndyCar engine manufacturer for a while until Chevy came back
you now remember EJ Viso
who /hoc/ here
>Heeeeeeeeey /sp/. Wanna play a game with meeeeee?
>In honor of the 100th running of the EARL 497.5 and the flying death sled by Dullera we bring to you the 1st annual Death Race Pick-em's presented to you by Crapwagon and Smackedforum.
10 points: Correct driver
10 points: Correct lap
5 points: +/- 5 laps
10 points: Correct manner of death
15 bonus points: Correct flight path chosen
20 points: Correct stand that landing takes place.
>Any Takers?
>Also, being that the .1RL Leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeege will be tempting the grater with it's Dullera flying death tub tomorrow at the feeble Yard o' Bricks in the Mindy 497.5 there is a question that needs to be razed. Will Conkle Funeral Home have enough room when one of the sleds flies into E stand or will they have to rent Hinkle Field House? Wouldn't it be delicious if the Stinkyard was finished with one flight from an American dirt track hiro such as Clauson? or a dirty filty rood "racer" like Daly or Absolutely Karam?
HEEM SLEEPY
A FUCKING WRECK
BIG FUCKING WRECK
Post yfw buddy lazier makes up 47 laps and wins
>mfw
JPM
>Butterball's delicious turkey products
>not just a whole turkey
>>67957427
No one gives a shit what anything means in Polish
>indygestion
BTFO.
BIG CRASH
COMMERSHAL CAWHON LELELELELELEXD
FUCKING FINALLY!!
THEY WRECKED
>>67957681
This. I want to see Juan Pablo mcshitskin die
HEEEEEEEEM during a fucking commercial
TOYA
>Montoya
>big wreck
>GOTTA FINISH THE COMMERCIAL
A CRASH
rip juan
F
>ads covering crash
jpm mor like ded
HAPPENED
montoya noooooo ;_;
>>67957629
Honda is a bunch of fags who don't want any help from HPD, the American branch of Honda. They might have started using them for this year but I'm not sure. When Arai left they said they wanted to use more internal resources but doubtful they sent anything to HPD.
>JPM
HE BROKE MY FUCKING HEAD
Anyone caught that Montoya pissed his pants?
MONTOYA NÓOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WHERE IS CHILTON DID HE DIED?
Holy shit he is fat af
Spics BTFO
>you now remember when Montoya was an F1 driver
>>67957762
Lol close enough
>Montoya out
Fuck Everything!
he took driving lessons from Max Verstappen
BOGOTA DRIIIIIIFFFFFFFT
WAN PABLER MONTOYER IS OUT OF THE RACE
>He isnt visibly injured
>Baal will not accept this petulant offering
I haven't seen a "indy" race since the all indy/CHAMP feud, when did this shit get so boring?
>YFW AMERICANS DIDN'T GET TO SEE THAT BECAUSE THEY WERE BUSY BEING TOLD WHAT PRESCRIPTION MEDICINE TO BUY
Press F to pay respects.
Эпичный paзьeб.
Why did Juan Pablo do that?
Jpm isn't dead, don't you guys only watch these for the wrecks?
LOL, it's not a sport. Football is a sport. F1 is a sport. baseball is a sport
Any poor American attempt at motorsports is horrible...just wait until the DPRK enters an F1 team...you will all be beat
>>67957802
Good times.
MAKE F1 GREAT AGAIN
Oversteered out of t2 or something broke
R.I.P.
>I think I heard over the radio that he thinks something broke
yeah, his head
>>67957681
>implying
They had to last year. This year they were doing 240 into turn 1 in qualifying.
>>67957787
all the drivers piss their pants
500 miles is a long way to go without peeing
It's just like his old NASCAR days.
>>67957833
L E L
>THE CITY OF COLOMBIA
>>67957826
>ten nuggets for a dollar fourtey noine
>>67957802
>you now remember he was terrible and no team wanted him
So lucky not to get tboned
>>67957863
240kph? that's slow
>>67957826
When you have schizophrenia you NEED MEDS, fuck off ahmed
>>67957824
When it went to a single chassis and engine type that's built like shit and horribly overpriced,
>>67957840
/sp/ shits on anything motorsports that isn't F1 or Nurburgring 24 Hours.
Edgesters get out
NO JUAN NO
well fuck, no reason to care now. Guess it's Helio time
>>67957867
this.
>>67957881
Yeah retard
>>67957881
240 Miles Per Hour
>>67957833
F
>>67957876
Might need to hit that up today desu
How big of a dick move would it be to get a hundred nuggets?
>all but 3 cars in the pits
>>67957826
I'll take meds over mohamad cock you limey cocksocker
>acestream choked
Some Montoya fan pressed alt+f4 ;)
>>67957824
>Dallara
>5 laps
>crash
>pit
>5 laps
>crash
>pit
>5 laps
>crash
>pit
>commercials for two minutes every 30 seconds
Webm or pic of him pissing his pants
Thanks OP!
>>67957881
387 kph
>>67957919
How fat are you?
>>67957900
Finnish goaltending
>Helio 3rd
Get ready! It's Helio's time!!! Going for that 4rd win!!!
>>67957802
Shit I remember when JPM, Bourdais, and Sato were F1
>>67957923
>A FUCKING LEAF
>so cucked by americans you rush to their aid
fucking kek
>>67957919
>thinking workers give a shit what you order
youre just #103 of the day who came and ordered something, nobody cares or notices you
>>67957919
Really not much. I wouldn't be surprised if they sell a couple thousand an hour at peak times. They probably cook 100 at a time.
>>67957944
On a scale of one to Juan
>ads
america how
>>67957944
6' 190lbs
I wouldn't eat all of them at once. I'd do t over the course of a few days
>>67957953
fucking england with their creepy ads
>>67957955
>4rd
>>67957955
>shitskin cheering for shitskin
color me amused
>>67957953
You forgot to mention your sponsor for that post buddy
where were you when juan is die?
i was sit on couch learning chicken nuggets when phone ring
'juan is kill'
'no'
and you?
>>67957981
Time to lose weight Cletus
>>67957987
go clean a toilet euronigger
Who else here has schizophrenia combined with short temper and violent outbursts?
>>67957997
>deflecting
>>67957953
So either youre on the TV license list, or the non-TV license list? Whats the difference
>>67957878
shit yeah. I think Tagliani knew well enough to slow down, good think it was a dude with experience and not someone like Karam
>>67957824
The road course races are actually really good and some of the ovals too. Indy is one of the most boring ovals there is until the very end. Still not worse than muh Brickyard 400.
dubs and Wilson enacts his revenge at lap 104
>>67957987
Is this the upside down monaco lad from the f1 threads?
>>67958000
in the jet dryer
>brought to you by butterball
you cant make this shit up
>>67958000
The last three digits of your post number are the same.
>>67958018
roll
>>67958004
Lanklet detected
>>67958026
legit thought it was the stream putting in irony at first
>>67958015
Literally nothing, they can't enter your house to check without permission
>>67958000
>learning chicken nuggets
Fuck why can't I stop laughing
>>67958009
true
Why even go to these races? It's boring to watch, they are just driving in circles
Where's he explosions, jumps. Fun stuff!
Juan Pablo was the defending champion
how many horsepowers do these cars have?
Is there an IndyCar equivalent of "unsafe release"?
>>67957981
That's usually flabby as shit unless you're a pro athlete.
>>67958071
Sounds like rallycross is more your speed lad
>>67958071
The atmosphere. Everybody is hammered and has been since at least Friday
Juan becoming familiar with the wall I see
>>67958089
Not quite 700 on Ovals, Pushing 800 on road & street courses.
>>67958089
bout tree fiddy
Indycar pitstops are fucking fun to watch.
I mean when every go in and it's a crazy mess of a pitlane
This ad break brought to you by:
>Bowe's Seal Fast Brake Fluid
>>67958089
~650
>>67958070
PageNO!
>>67958030
no they aren't, it's "67958000" not "67958the same"
>>67958092
It's usually found in a concentrated area in the driver's pants during a wreck
>>67958110
>g-guys d-did i m-mention t-trump yet?
mate you suck cock
not a single ad break so far
ty brazilian tv
PageNOOOOOOOOOOOUD
>>67958071
You'd love Rallycross or that ridiculous Stadium Truck series that runs on city streets.
>>67958119
Retro sponsor from the "Golden Years" of Indycar. Same with PennGrade Motor Oil.
>>67958111
why do they have less in ovals? they don't use the same engines?
>>67958100
I lift, though I haven't been to the gym in like a month because I'm broke
I've also been only eating a meal a day, so RIP gainz :(
Who is the best driver?
>>67958163
raikonnen or wheldon
>>67958163
Kyle Busch
>>67958163
JPM
>>67958163
ur mom driving my stick shift
>>67958141
not a single president either
whos ready for more commercials y'all?
>>67958161
u r fat
>Based IRL waving off a bad start
Take note nascar
>>67958160
so people don't die
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEM6Z7IV0i4
video related
>>67958161
>I lift
Putting food in your moth doesn't count as lifting even if its a deepdish pizza brah
>>67958163
Danica :^)
>>67958163
Shummi ;_;
>rain in Germany
>rain in Monaco
>rain in Indianapolis
thank you based climate change
>>67958160
They have too much downforce and would be going too fast so until they start taking off downforce which is what fans and drivers want, they dial the boost down for the race.
>>67958163
Robby Gordon
>>67958189
Our* Champion*
>>67958163
Memes like Chilton and Ed Carpenter.
RAIN IN 5?
>>67958163
Jeff Gordon
>>67958232
WTCC was a wet race?
>>67958071
Watch stadium super trucks
TFW you will never have wet oval racing
>24 hours of Nurburgring gets memed on by rain
>Monaco GP gets memed on by rain
Who ready for rain in 5 here?
>>67958232
Rain in indy is not a good idea tho
Red flag if that happens
>>67958200
>>67958225
Probably, but at least I was strong
Now I'm wasting away
>>67958163
ricky bobby
>>67958163
Loeb
>>67958256
no
the first few hours of the 24h race was
I dont want rain here, they'll just cancel it completely till its 100% dry.
Is this still the JPM caution?
>>67958163
In Indycar? It depends.
Scott Dixon is a master at saving fuel and going fast.
Graham Rahal is breddy gud ant hustling bad cars into wins.
Will Power whines so goddamn much the other teams give up and let him win just so he can shut up.
JPM is great at crashing into Jet-Dryers and living afterwards.
>>67958232
>rain in Charlotte
>>67958284
Time to get a job Cletus
Rain for the 600 too
>>67958229
fugg
;_;
Applebee's what are you doing? Sirloin is for fucking plebs you don't brag a out it
>text food to some number
>give 3 pounds
thats what, like 30 nuggets?
damn UNICEF
>>67958313
A very small drizzle extended the caution while they waited to see what the weather was going to do before starting/.
>a shitposter will win the 100th running of the Indy500
>>67958314
But JPM missed the jet dryer this time. Is he losing his touch?
CRASH IN COMMERCIALS
>>67958256
>caring about the WTCC instead of the 24h
The track was frozen and stranded cars with racing slicks on on a 23 km track. It hailed there too.
>will power
>powerless
>>67958341
nice meme
>>67958163
earnhardt
gonna be honest, this is the most real sport there is given how dangerous it is.
>>67958321
I'm working on it
Might ask my old man for like $200 on Tuesday so I can buy groceries, gas, and pay my bills
>>67958352
>Post YFW Absolutely Karam wins Indy
>>67958314
Pretty much this.
Will power hasn't been as insufferable in recent years tho. Him after fucking up Indy GP qualifying was GOAT
>>67958352
He's gonna sacrifice somebody to Baal before he does so
Dubs confirms
>>67958375
That's a lot of nuggets
here we go boys
>Honda sucks shit all year long
>Bitches about the wooden underbody plank for Indy
>Accuses the Chevy teams of sandbagging
>BTFO's Chevy at the one race that matters
How?
>>67958374
>"There are only three sports: bullfighting, motor racing, and mountaineering; all the rest are merely games" - Ernest Hemingway
>>67958024
>There are anons posting from beyond the grave itt
Anything happen in the last 5 minutes? I need to go live.
Im at the montoya crash
>>67957421
A holiday celebrating the dead vet- I mean, our hero vets that have fought the country and died doing so. Also an excuse to grill and have parties. I'm sure your country has a similar holiday celebrating the same people.
>>67958375
You should have applied to be a janny, I hear the pay is great and you get lots of benefits.
>>67958438
Minus pagenaud getting a penalty for unsafe release, nah. go live
Juan Pablo said a bunch of people were doing dumb things out there
>>67958428
They said a while ago that they were focusing on Indianapolis more than the shit before it.
Why are there so many fucking commercials
>>67957421
Holiday for remembering dead soldiers
Not to be confused with Veteran's Day, which honors the sacrifices of ex-soldiers who are still alive
>>67958458
Incorrect, I'm a janitor on /tv/ and we do it utterly without hope of financial compensation
>>67958375
You could buy like 1300 nuggets with that
are crashes as big as nascar crashes when they drive on these tracks? are the drivers just as safe?
>having gray hair at 40
>>67958518
>are the crashes as big
They can be
>Are the drivers as safe
Considering they're going 30 mph faster? No.
>>67958491
fucking fucking raikkonen what a fucking idiot
>>67958518
Nobody is safe from Baal
Dubs confirms 104 lap crash
with the way they're driving right now i feel like someone's gonna get fucked before lap 100
>>67958141
Link?
Seriously. I'm in Rotterdam. Can't stream because DRM.
Corporate VPN can't resolve non-corporate hostnames while VPNed back to the U.S.
Need a feed. Some sort of feed. Indy feed.
>>67957448
nigga r u alright
>>67958521
>tfw balding at 26
oddly getting more sex now Ive shaved my head though
Come on Helio!!!
dubs and nothing happens
>>67958521
>being 42
>being grey
>being bald
At least I'm debtless homeowner married with kids. that's good, r-right?
>>67958518
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0aei2dLdiI
>>67958559
Everybody's going nuts because it's the last Indy 500 ever and rain is possible anytime today.
lads muting this shit is so much comfier
its hypnotic watching them in a line
its autism creating listening to faggots talk shit
>>67958597
>being 42
>on 4chan
>>67958597
How many sons does you wife have?
>>67958497
Are you the one who deletes rlm threads?
>>67957448
U P V O T E D
P
V
O
T
E
D
>>67958497
>I'm a janitor on /tv
Based Helio
>>67958597
Your wife is probably cheating on you with a nigger
>>67958597
>married
>with kids
yeah you made it :^) be a good normie and pay your taxes and work for your boss and pay that mortgage down
good goy, don't be able to do whatever you want by being unattached to anyone :^)
>>67958612
Try to find a radio broadcast so you can hear Paul Page call Indy one last time.
>>67958549
The last time a driver died during the race was like 1972.
Fatalities tend to happen in either practice or qualifying.
So too late this year, sorry edgelord
>>67958631
Leave.
Don't come back.
ABSOLUTELY KARAM IS MOVING ON UP.
>>67958597
fucking normie
>>67958631
Lisa NO
>>67958610
>last indy 500 ever
nigger what
>>67958646
>tfw nobody will die in this race
>>67958612
I wish more people could appreciate that like you. Stock cars don't quite do the same thing but I like them a lot too.
>>67958646
Baal doesnt care about your theories
Baal does what Baal wills
Go Helio go! Go Helio go! Go!
>>67958631
Hi, Lisa! Welcome to /sp/! I'm sure you'll fit right in with all the fun, wacky people coming through here all the time. Enjoy your stay!
ABSOLUTELY KARAM
>>67958631
It's time to get out of the gene pool
HEEL SLEEPY
CRASH
OH WHAT THE FUCK.
ABSOLUTELY KARAM
ABSOLUTELY KARAM
DED
>HARAM
SAGE NOOOOOOOOO
CRASH
R
A
S
H
>>67958642
I just said I'm debtless you aussie twat.
REVENGE
>>67958658
kek
RIP KARAM
>sage haram
>Sage
everytime
ABSOLUTELY KARAM
ABSOLUTELY KARAM
kek that fucking block
Completely, totally, absolutely Karam!
OH SHIT
>>67958658
>kek
Holy shit that was a hard hard crash
ABSOLUTELY KARAM
KARAM'D!!!
>>67958643
http://tunein.com/radio/1070-The-Fan-s29499/
Good I'm happy he crashed
did he died
Lol that wheel
>>67958658
How can one kid be so based?
THE TIRE SPINS BUT THE CAR DOES NOT MOVE!
WILSON WAS HERE
>mfw thought he was dead seeing that front wheel spin
I want to see someone decapitated why is that not happening?
>>67958707
>>67958724
AND HE'S DEAD, AGAIN.
Anyone else listening to the Indy 500 on shortwave? 15720 kHz via WHRI.
did he just collapse?
>>67958597
Dude, I quit using 4chan when I turned 40
What's your deal?
ABSOLUTELY KARAM HAS ABSOLUTELY CRASHED
What're you lads eating for the race?
>>67958740
wilson fittipaldi?
:^)
Towsend Bell needs to go fuck himself. Any other series he would've been parked already for the stupid shit he's done already.
how the FUCK do Eddie Cheever and Scott Goodyear still have jobs??????????????????
WILSONS REVENGE
THE GHOST IS THERE
THE GHOST HAS ACTED
BLESS THE GHOST OF WILSON
STAY ON THE FUCKING RACING LINE YOU FUCKING RETARD
>>67958764
scrambled eggs
racing bros, i'm new to this. what happens if you crash? do you just get in a backup car or you're done?
>>67958747
No because we have the internet
>>67958751
It's the only place where I can still call people nigger faggots :(
i have a headache and dont feel like watching anymore
enjoy the race guys
>>67958786
You're done.
Just tuning in, what happened to JPM?
>>67958764
chicken nuggets
>tony george
REEEEEEEEEEE
>>67958767
MEME MAGIC
E
M
E
M
A
G
I
C
NO MY FAVORITE MEME IS GONE NOW.
F.
下げ
>>67958764
Might stir fry up some noodles or something
>thank tony george
>>67958786
You're done. No backup cars allowed.
>>67958728
You are a GOD.
Thanks.
>>67958811
Montoya'd
>>67958747
I am now...maximum comfiness!
>>67958811
Got loose and crashed out.
>>67958786
You don't want to drive after you crash even if you could. It's traumatic and dangerous.
What is that counter on the headrest of the car?
>yfw someone nailed a piece of debris just like Wilson did
#BlackFlagTownsendBell
>>67958842
thanks kimi
>>67958671
>blood for teh blood god lel so epic maymay
>>67958810
>>67958830
>retarded questions in every single thread
>newfags still take the bait
Guys Did WIlsons ghost crash Sage?
>>67958842
What did he mean by this?
Hinchcliffe's pit crew needs to step it the fuck up
they are gonna lose him the race
>>67958806
>>67958842
We get it, mate. You don't care about the race. Go hang out in another thread.
>>67958845
Radio : "Sage straightened the fence."
Kek.
>>67958811
He spun himself out of T2 with no one around him
>>67958631
Fuck off
>tfw Battlebots
Will it be on >>>/asp/?
>>67958849
Leader lights. Tells your their current position, and pit delta when they're pitting.
>>67958842
It's also going to be the last one.
>TFW Sage is gonna wreck Townsend Bell intentionally in IMSA this year
who is /sp/'s driver
>>67958873
Probably.
>>67958899
Chilton
>>67958899
pipa mann
>>67958899
Cassill
>>67958849
Position and pit stop time.
>>67958880
It's Harvickesque
>>67958899
Sato
>>67958899
Landon cassill, all others are reddit
>>67958806
Go to sleepy Finland
>>67958895
>It's also going to be the last one.
gonna need a source on that bud
>Hurricane Ready 2016
Americans make an event out of everything kek
>>67958849
It displays their position in the race
>>67958899
Absolutely Karam for the meme factor.
MEGA MEMORIAL DAY SALE
$1000 DOLLAR MILITARY COUPON
>>67958899
Legano
>inb4 haters
>>67958919
ALL HAIL LORD LANDON
>>67958899
Landon Cassill and Sato/Simona de Silvestro
>>67958899
Rossi
>have to repair the barrier
>>67958899
sato
>>67958899
Helio
>>67958925
It's not. Jalopnik are fucking retarded. The race is completely sold out this year, why would they not have another next year?
>>67958941
Does the U.K. offer military discounts on things?
>>67958917
I can't help but chuckle every time I hear her name
>>67958927
>Germany doesn't get 'National Briss Championships'
top kek
>>67958899
kenseth
>>67958925
My dad works with Mark Miles. The Hulman-George family are done with this shit and are selling the speedway next year. Some Chinese consortium want to turn the place into a golf course.
>>67958899
Bryan Clauson
>200 races in one year
>>67958882
But the Indy 500 is on, of course I care!
Indianapolis 500 is happening right now! Only on NBC
>>67958899
Josef Newgarden.
ANCHO LIME BOWL
>>67958994
>Source: my ass
>>67958631
>We Dont Need No Education by Pink Floyd
>>67958994
>>67958963
Indeed.
The right answer is always Sato.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A06zDDLitFs
Absolute madman
>>67958952
>>67958997
Also on ESPN*
>>67958951
>Cassill
>de Silvestro
My nigga
>>67958997
*ABC
If it was on NBC we'd actually have good coverage because we wouldn't have fucking Goodyear and Cheever, the golden 96 IRL boys who didn't deserve a ride in the booth.
>>67959019
>>67959025
Nobody fucking cares about Indycar outside of the 500, NASCAR wants Honda and their Indycar teams BAD and the Hulmans are clinically retarded.
The 500 is going to be a NASCAR race next year. Dubs confirm it.
>>67958994
>mfw they already got a golf course
>>67958994
>my dad works for Nintendo
WHY ARENT YOU LISTEBING TO THE RACE IN SHORT WAVE!?
15.720MHZ
LISTEN TK THE RACE ON SHORT WAVE, RIGHT NOW
>when your dead brothers ghost crashes sages car
>>67959051
And mentions of nascar on their bullshit "big attendance" list
You now remember Anna Beatrice
Did jpm piss himself?
>>67959073
hello hambone
who is the memeist indy driver? i wanna bandwagon him for this race
>>67959082
thicc
>>67959082
Who?
>>67959082
*Beatriz
THICK WOMEN
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Why don't they ever host the Indy 500 on another track? I think Fontana or Mid Ohio would be a good venue
>>67959092
ABSOLUTELY KARAM
>>67959068
>Im-fuckin-plying Indy would even think of losing that cash cow
>>67959092
Chilton has meme written all over him.
>>67959068
source: my dad knows a guy
I've been on 4chan for ten years and whenever someone starts with that, it's bullshit
>>67959082
You know remember khaterine lecce or whatever
>>67959068
>Indycar growing over the past three years
If they wanted to stop it, they would've cut the cord during the IZOD years.
>>67959092
All of the memes are out of the race already.
>>67959092
Rossi
>>67959121
then it wouldn't be the indy 500, but the ohio 500 or the california 500
>>67959084
it's better to piss yourself than to crash on a full bladder
>>67959122
I also highly recommend >>67959092. He once killed a man by going too fast.
who was that guy that literally choked on the last turn with a big lead and lost a few years back?
>>67959084
I would if I crashed at 220mph.
>>67959154
What about Monty? Just came back from dinner.
>Everytime Karam wrecks they mention what a great talent he is
Keks upon keks
>>67959164
Hildebrand
>>67959164
Hildebrand
>>67959164
Hildebrand in 2011
>>67959164
JR Hildebrand
>>67959164
J.R Hildebrand
>>67959143
>not remembering based Katherine Legge
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgx0PrnL34U
>>67959164
Junior Chilldebrand
suddenly this stream is in spanish
i need a better one to watch
>>67959179
Spun and crashed it on lap 50-something.
>>67959164
>I feel like I can pop early right now
See guys, he's one of us too!!
>>67959219
he does it every restart
>>67959073
i get nothing, is my radio broke? :(
>>67959222
Damn, my favorite meme driver.
Thanks for the info though.
>>67959227
>>67959219
Based Agulla and Pombo are the fucking best at hype during restarts
>>67959084
If you crash with a full bladder then it can burst.
Townsend Bell is the nigger in this race.
lol you can hear bob jenkins in the background
>>67959240
Im using an old TV roof-mount antenna so I may be getting a better signal
It's AM not USB try turning USB off
>>67959256
This, it's pretty great and commercial free. Helps I can understand half of it.
>>67959283
Hope somebody wrecks him. He's driving like a complete asshole.
>karam is #24
Is he the
>Sneak
Of indycar?
MIKE HAIL A LOTION
DOOM
> massive crash on audio
> lets cut to ads!
>>67959415
I fucking hate ABC's coverage SO DAMN MUCH.
At least they'll lose it after next year.
nice driving by Rahal to avoid that
