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>Wed
Orlando City 2, Philadelphia 2 (FT)
>Fri
Sporting KC 0, DC United 1 (FT)
>Sat
Vancouver Whitecaps vs Houston Dynamo, 6pm
NY Red Bulls vs Toronto FC, 7pm
NE Revolution vs Seattle Sounders, 7:30
Columbus Crew SC vs Real Salt Lake, 7:30
Montreal Impact vs LA Galaxy, 8pm
Chicago Fire vs Portland Timbers, 8:30
Colorado Rapids vs Philadelpha Union, 9pm
San Jose Earthquakes vs FC Dallas 10:30
>Sun
NYCFC vs Orlando City, 4:30
>nasl.com
>uslsoccer.com
>>DOOP
>Hueston river
>>67903998
Why does Orlando get the early day matches? WHY DO I HAVE TO KEEP WATCHING THEM
>>67907281
Orlando is east coast theyre usually gonna play the same time unless traveling to the west coast
Cheers OP
>Soon
UNION
N
I
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>national friendly at same time as LAG
What should I do?
Stream both/ one on tv (if you can) and stream the other
Way to fuck up OP. Never make another thread 50 posts early again son.
I had this amazing dream that Chicago got relegated.
>>67913407
Also this.
>>67913407
It was significantly less than 50, plus I had to get back to bed because your mom was into it.
>>67910881
Local club> National Team
>>67914571
>tfw people will only be talking about the champions league and the usa tonight at red bull arena instead of watching us lose in real time
>>67918265
The truth hurts
Meme bowl tonight
Get busy livin', or get busy dyin'.
>Atletico
>>67919214
Good chance Union lose this after a short week and a fuck ton of travelling.
Although I heard the Rapids are missing some players, so maybe they can get a point out of it.
>>67920856
Literally everyone is missing players right now
>>67920856
Two meme teams playing should be entertaining
pls don't die
Who /goingtothegame/ today?
>Subs: Tornaghi, Adekugbe, Mezquida, Seiler, Hurtado, Bustos, Froese #VANvHOU #VWFC
>>67927810
>those names
>canadian
>>67927810
Not enough chinks tbf
>>67927771
>no wondo against dallas
Is Amarikwa healthy yet?
>>67927771
>>67928032
>USMNT
>American
>>67927810
>Bench: Willis, Agus, Anibaba, Miranda, Rocha, Maidana, Manotas
>>67928630
>Will Bruin getting the start after Mauro Manotas got two goals against Real Sociedad while Will just played the ball around.
Vancouver got this game gift wrapped.
>#TFCLive Bench: Bono, Hagglund, Zavaleta, Morgan, Cheyrou, Chapman, Hamilton
>>67929184
>>Bruin
He looked like crap in that friendly, is he always like that
> And the subs: Miller, Fisher, Remick, Alfaro, Sturgis, Roldan, Jones
>>67931086
>Joevin James
>>67930201
He's pretty much a meme forward.
He was supposed to be the Brian Ching replacement, sure he's gotten a good amount of goals which make him somewhat above average in the eyes of some, but really the guy is just a tap in foward that gets a few legit goals with mediocre form.
He's the reason why fans want to see fat Cubo Torres play. There is a significant difference in attack when anyone but Bruin is playing foward.
Also nice Beasley scored.
>>67931284
Jones, James
Who cares
>>67910395
UNION
>this parity
Who's ready for the Cosmos to get cucked at home?
I'm here to doop
>>67931702
>5/6 bottom teams are all leastern conference
B
WEST COAST
S
T
C
O
A
S
T
>>67931702
Edmonton has a soccer team? Maybe I should check one out.
Never change TFC...
>>67931881
>Maybe I should leave the basement
FTFY
>>67931881
They play Miami in an hour. I think Canadians can stream free on NASL.com, but it's a beIN game so I'm not sure.
>>67931834
CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>>Besler and Orozco as outside backs
>>67932090
Thanks, Doug.
RIP toronto
>>67932077
>Sandoval
Just fuck my team up senpai
>10 GOALS FOR
>0 AGAINST
>LESS THAN 135 MINUTES
MLS ARE YOU EVEN TRYING
>>67932392
>>67932545
>lose seba their only attack
>lose bradley as d-mid
not suprising
post updates for the national team, not going to switch
>>67932867
They just lost 2-0.
shit, where is kc?
better than texas, but fuck
Anybody got a gif of the bwp hatty?
what is this fucking refball faggotry in the Toronto game?
Ref orders a penalty retaken because encroachment when on the replay it was the NYRB players encroaching....
fucking mlels defense, lel
keke this fucking game.
Who /ultimate scoring machine/ here
Who here /gay/
who /another no clean sheet/ here?
Good job Rapids fans for already being more classy than Orlando niggers
MAGIC MIKE
M A G E E
why the FUCK does the MLS play during international breaks and during the copa?
I know they are planning on a "2 week break" for the copa but what kind of cuck fuck league is this that continues season play while the US national team is also playing
Fuck this
MAGEE MAGEE MAGEE IS ON FIRE!
UNION
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I
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PULISIC
>want rapids to win the battle of conference firsts
>would really help if union could steal some points off them
Meme bowl is pretty good so far
>>67933835
Why is Blake there?
Isn't he supposed to be with Jamaica?
>>67935694
This is his last game before the tournament
For a 0-0 game in which both teams are missing players, this COL/PHI game has been bretty gud so far.
Mother fucker.
fug
>LelA
>lags
>lags
>brucie mad as fuck
shit
too many meme matches on today, someone update me on the days happenings so far
wew lad
>>67936794
Fucking hell, Powers. I could have put that one in. Rapids have airmailed two gimmes tonight.
>>67937228
wew made my heart rate go up desu
>>67937228
Oops, didn't mean to mention >>67936794 (You)
>Soon
MEMES
>>67937255
wew this game
pls
Who /atthegame/
>>67937374
>
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>>67937659
>>mfw game tomorrow
FUCK
There she blows. RIP Union.
gg rapids looked the better team well deserved
Philly could only dodge so many bullets. It was a only matter of time before one found the back of the net.
>>67937820
this pretty much, it could have been 3-0 on another day
SNEKS EXPOSED
FUCK YES
FML jesus christ what a choke job
WHAT WHAT TWHAWTHAWTHAWTIHA
OMFG THIS IS RETARDED
Good game desu
>le 34 year old 9 career goals man
>Soon
>>67938363
>
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>mfw people doesn't think this is our year
>mfw they're showing the warriors game on the scoreboard
>Soon
>Soon
>Soon
EAST IS BEAST
EAST IS BEAST
EAST IS BEAST
>>67941437
?
??
>east has a good weekend
>inb4 ETR segment about conference imbalance being overrated
MCBEAN
C
B
E
A
N
>win dac Up
Then what?
>it's a 0-0 episode
Please no.
>>67941572
fuck those living in a bubble fucklechucks
>MLS `````rival''''' games
reminder to stop giving them (You)'s
>>67941807
We have some non-meme rivalries here actually.
>Neighbors in Hershey still remember walking into the Pulisic house and seeing a 5-year-old boy engrossed in a soccer game on television. This was a regular thing. An hour later, they'd look over - still watching.
is he the one?
>>67941921
SKC vs RSL, the Joseph Smith Cup.
>>67941921
where
fresh oc coming your way
>>67941933
ayyyyyy lmao
>>tfw raised RLDS
>>67942011
Remember that time the /mls/ general was the NWSL map?
Chill.
>>67942065
>tfw no CA team
would much rather talk about the ongoing nwsl season than some future mediocre franchise 2bh phamalam
>>67942095
>the vibe
>>67942190
that's literally like, someone suggested it as a joke, and then everyone thought it was too funny NOT to pass up the food chain, and everyone just can't stop giggling long enough that now it's a fucking real thing
>>67942209
>no one is stopping it from happening
Literally the best part.
>>67942209
>trumps presidential bid in a nutshell
>worstern conference exposed
inb4 delusion
>>67942065
FCKC is actually in MO now and has been for several years.
>>67942065
Going to need that one guy to post his maps again
>>67942906
So fix the map.
>>67942923
What map.
Doesn't matter where we play, it's a red state so nobody's coming.
>>67943456
The maps that have the locations of every team and the one with the "homegrown" territory.
>>67943494
>what is Google, Alex?
>Soon: late night vibes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1wWq-VBau4
>>67943753
You can't really chant that before matches, broheim.
>>67943494
More graphics ITT wouldn't be terrible.
>>67945149
>costarica.jpg
>>67942065
>tfw No California Borrachas
>tfw No Dallas Cowgirls
>tfw No New Orleans Harlequins
>Pulisic scores last night
>Pulido kidnapped and probably dead
Great day all things considered
>Based Trinidad isn't in Copa América
Why even watch?
>>67954076
Literally wat
>>67954896
If you're going to make up teams, at least make them USL teams like the rest of the board.
>>67960030
That Costa Rican autist always asking about the "state of soccer"
Two hours to NYCFC!
>>67960030
Pretty sure he's talking about the alien
>>67960098
Well he's not here, man.
>>67960110
I thought all the """fans""" killed themselves by now
>TFW friend convinces me to go to Bernie Sanders rally with him
>Standing in line
>Guy behind me is wearing an LAFC hat
How can you be a fan of a team that doesn't exist when you have a real, top tier team you can root for
>>67960252
The Clippers didn't exist for years, yet still somehow had fans.
>>67960252
>going to a Bernie rally
>>67960252
>going to a Bernie rally
>surprised to see delusional people
>Vancouver fans salty about that double send off
Shit could have been 10v9
>>67960110
>supporting NYCFC
Can you fake fucking plastic fans kill yourselves already?
>>67962442
mfw at cvs in a red bulls jersey and cashier says hes been of fan of nycfc since day one but didnt know they had a game today
>>67963233
Sounds right. NYCFC fans are the fucking worst not real fucking fans at all fuck them.
>>67963408
I'm watching a sky sports stream and I saw that and I was like why can't this useless fuck play like that for us. If we have another loss I'm done with this team.
>>67963453
>plastic fan wonders why a old midfielder isn't that good anymore
wew
>>67963505
>plastic
Fuck off I've been a supporter since day 1.
>>67963453
this is bait
>>67963453
Were you under a rock last week?
>Canadians in charge of scoring
>>67963544
I didn't watch last week's game but yea they lost and if we have another embarrassing loss I'm done.
>>67963584
>>67963520
lyl I hope larin scores a hat trick and you quit supporting forever
Looks like nothing's changed with the reserve team
>>67963602
Fuck you
>>67963615
kek
Fuck this, going to sleep on purpose
>>67963453
(You)
>NYCFC is struggling with Orlando's C team
Will we ever see a dominating performance by this team?
mls refs are fucking garbage.
>>67963602
I wish this too (purely for fantasy reasons
>>67963916
WHERE IS FAT FRANK
>>67945149
>not one state of any value in red
excellent
Lol David Villa is such a shit player.
What the fuck?
>>67964051
I hope those guys have filed a patent for that kind of pizza, shit would make loads of money.
>that cheeky guy wearing a Mets jersey
this is getting pretty dumb.
Orlando is getting raped by the refs.
>>67964297
lmao
>the shanty town of NYC.
>>67963520
S E V E N
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Orlando really need Kaká badly
These Brit broadcasters from the sky stream will not shut the fuck up about how Lampard was booed last week.
>>67965176
they mad
Does anyone give a fuck about this game?
Larin has been dreadful this game
What's everyone drinking? This is me
VILLLAAA
Goddamn Orlando
How can they literally fuck up everything?
>Villa makes a beautiful goal
>no one gives a fuck
BENULDY :DDDDD
What the fuck was that?
KEKE holy shit.
NYCFC everyone
>Villa
>>67965557
shitty turf
>slip.
>another play to add to my best of NYCFC video
lol nice Pen Villa
Most
Dangerous
Lead
>>67965580
I meant the penalty before
But equally applicable
>>67965610
NYCFC gonna blow this now
Why doesnt NYCFC just play in Metlife Stadium.
This yankee shit looks like a U-10 field with alot of money pumped into it
>>67965621
The call I meant
Why was that a penalty?
this is barely better than the visible football lines in seattlel's games.
barely.
Orlando's got this now
>>67965652
1) nycfc's marketing is based upon the fact that they're actually in new york city
2) the yankees are part owners of nycfc
>>67965729
that doesn't even happen that often you cuck
>these sky broadcasters whining that Lampard isn't getting a standing ovation
>>67965454
How is this stuff? I saw it in my local liquorstore the other day and thought it sounded weird as fuck. I wasn't a fan of Rogue's donut flavored beers...
>>67965764
This. I go to the games every now and then but if NYCFC goes to Jersey I will never support them. I just hate how many of the big NY teams play in Jersey. It's more out of principle.
>>67965454
wish i had some rogue dead guy ale.
>>67965764
>hes a shiteattle fan
>>67965808
expect nycfc to never be good for a couple of decades at least at home anyway
>>67965788
It tastes like spicey Guinness. Spicey beer is actually really good when you eat bar food it gives it more of a kick. I had spicey beer in Denver and it was fantastic.
>>67965895
It's fine I'll still support them. I own season tickets they can tank they next 9 seasons I'll still go to every game. I'm not at this game though because my brother in law wanted to take his son. HIS BLOOD SON.
>fat frank
>miss ball
>kill player in box
>no PK
come on MLS
C U C K E D
U
C
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NEW YORK SHITTY
LOLMAOROFL
MEME MAGIC MEME MAGIC MEME MAGIC MEME MAGIC MEME MAGIC MEME MAGIC MEME MAGIC MEME MAGIC MEME MAGIC MEME MAGIC MEME MAGIC MEME MAGIC MEME MAGIC MEME MAGIC MEME MAGIC MEME MAGIC MEME MAGIC MEME MAGIC MEME MAGIC MEME MAGIC MEME MAGIC MEME MAGIC MEME MAGIC MEME MAGIC MEME MAGIC MEME MAGIC MEME MAGIC MEME MAGIC MEME MAGIC MEME MAGIC MEME MAGIC MEME MAGIC MEME MAGIC MEME MAGIC MEME MAGIC MEME MAGIC MEME MAGIC MEME MAGIC MEME MAGIC MEME MAGIC MEME MAGIC MEME MAGIC MEME MAGIC MEME MAGIC MEME MAGIC MEME MAGIC MEME MAGIC MEME MAGIC MEME MAGIC MEME MAGIC MEME MAGIC MEME MAGIC MEME MAGIC MEME MAGIC MEME MAGIC MEME MAGIC MEME MAGIC
HOLY SHIT
>MLELS
>VINTAGE NYCFC
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
good. fuck them. Complete joke of a club.
>playing in a baseball stadium
holy siht David Villa
you cannot make this shit up
>just end my life
JUST
Wew lad
>>NYCFC
>>67965924
Yeah I've had quite a few spicy/chili beers (I coincidentally live in Denver). They're fun to try once in a while, but I'd never want to drink a whole bomber of one.
>>67965808
>wah i hate new jersey it doesnt have a bike lane
>that one furry cry
topkek, needs to be made a webm
Someone has to have the JUST NYCFC picture come on
Time to guess what NYC fans are gonna throw at Lampard this week.
Anyone know where the other game in a baseball game is on TV?
Colombia vs Haiti?
Well I said it at the start fuck it I am done with this joke of a team.
>>67966268
this is bait
>dat dude in purple crying
either he's happy orlando won or he just found out that his wife and her son are going back to TreJaVontian
>>67966268
relax, you'll probably get another new york team in 10 years
>>67966286
No fuck you and fuck this garbage team.
>>67966268
yeah! fuck this team!
>>67966287
kek I saw that too
>tfw mets, jets, NYCFC Fan
I'm not going to live a long life with all this stress.
>>67966382
>he hasn't even watched the red bulls fail for 20 years and he's talking about sports stress
>slip
>baseball field
>fat frank does nothing
>allow an equalizer after game should be over
welp i guess they are cruising toward no playoffs
>the red bulls existed for 20 years
>>67966382
how are you not a red bulls fan lmao
What's with this baseball stadium meme?
Baptista would have volleyed that shit in if Molino didn't head it in.
>Emil Larsen on $175k per year for the Crew
That's not too bad. I hope he's doing well over there.
>yfw nycfc is only 4th place in standings on the east
>>67966607
He's played 31 minutes in 3 games out of the 12 Columbus has played
>>67966702
That's a shame. He was always physically fragile, but a big talent.
Checked the wages again and now I'm not so impressed. Actually far below the average back home. I guess the adventure of living in Ohio makes up for it.
>>67966793
>adventure of living in Ohio
kek
>nicfc
>>67966674
>the least
any manager who can't make the playoffs should be fired immediately
If Molino was healthy last season Orlando would have made the playoffs.
>>67966793
>the adventure of living in Ohio
what did he mean by this?
>>67966382
>tfw mets, jets, knicks, and Red Bulls fan.
You know nothing.
>>67966674
>yfw NYCFC chokes and fails to make the playoffs by one point.
>NYC FC
you literally can't make this shit up
Looked on google maps. Columbus is too far from the ocean or the big lakes for my liking.
>>67966977
>How dare they not watch a soccer match in complete silence
Wait, what?
>>67966977
It's almost like NYCFC fans completely miss the point of being soccer fans or something
>>67966977
Is this guy a retard? The red bulls supporters last week did not stop singing the entire game. During the game they chucked beer at fans. They were clearly the worst.
>>67967137
I'm a supporter but you are right. The problem is a big demographic is hipsters who will only be here for 4 years then fuck off back for the Midwest. They want this team to perform like Manchester United when they saw one game while studying abroad one semester. They aren't reasonable. Also I love how the mexican neo nazi supporter groups are clashing with their liberal tolerance. They keep whining about fans who yell puto when the opposing goalie kicks but if you dare say the obvious, it's the latinos, you get banned.
>>67966977
Get fucking rekt """""""fans""""""""
THEY FINNA DID IT
>>67967218
>being this mad that people like a thing you don't like
>>67967263
fucking hardcore mate
>>67967301
BACK AT
IT
AGAIN
ah what a shitty general, no webms of all the goals, 1/10
>>67967263
>>67967317
Why is hooliganism a wannabe gang thing now?
>>67967263
That's fucked up that's a founders scarf they gave out the first year. It has your name on it if you are a season ticket holder. How are these guys stealing these just snatching them randomly?
>>67967359
why bother making webms when you can just see all of them on the MLS website
>nycfc
TOP
FUCKING
LEL
Why does lord kek have such disdain for NYCFC?
>>67965454
And what did you learn? Never trust Rogue.
>>67967540
I will admit the beer was horrendous I dumped half of it
>Beginning of the year: We're doing something different. Why is everyone so afraid of doing something different?
>Now
Glorious schadenfreude
>>67967824
Forgot the screen cap but whatever
>>67966977
HE MADE HIS TWEETS PRIVATE. FUCKING LOL
Guys, what the fuck?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfiuZAIVjBc
How did I just hear about this?
>>67968998
based MKH
>>67968998
andy going ham
why the fuck does the MLS play during Euros, Copa America etc
>>67969958
Most profitable months: June, July, August
>>67969958
Because the commute is shorter.
>>67969958
mls is taking a break during the copas
Did no one catch the games today?
>>67969958
The same reason they play during international friendlies. So they can get the better players from the top teams away and give the teams at the bottom of the table a chance to close the gap and declare it as 'parity.'
>>67970416
Aww yeah son
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lMNYXqrhEs
>>67966916
Maybe going to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame in Cleveland (pretty cool desu) or maybe Cedar Point. Or maybe the ability to go to an NHL game for less than $20.
>>67970538
I will never understand the obsession with parity.
>>67970659
>furpuck
>>67970538
I think it's more along the lines of "Limit weekday games" than anything
>>67970659
>three things in two different cities
How many times do you need to go to the Rock&Roll HOF in one life time, tho?
>>67970893
maybe 6-7? I don't know, I've been a musician for the majority of my life and music is very important to me so I'm a bit biased. It's honestly really enjoyable.
Damn what a goal
I don't watch Soccer but my local team is the Sacramento Republic. Woo Hoo go Republic.
>>67966977
so they are good then
Wow that was really nice of the Union players to stay for your game tonight guys
>>67971068
>music is very important to me
Yes and my car is very important to me but I don't visit the Toyota plant twice a year.
I'm shit faced but I did a very bad thing I set my NYCFC season tickets on fire I had enough
>67971435
not even gonna give you a (You) for your obvious false flag my man
>>67971517
Lol I'll get pictures plz stand bye
>>67971244
You guys are currently next in line to get a MLS team and you have the second highest attendance in the USL.
>>67971571
>2nd highest attendance in the 3rd best league
>next in line
This math does not check out, like, AT ALL.
>>67971663
>implying MLS expansion is in any way based on math
>>67971825
No but it is based on numbers.
>>67971663
It's all about how serious the owners are and stadium plans which sacremento meets
>>67971889
>Sacramento couldn't get their shit together for an NFL, MLB or NHL stadium/arena
>had to be backed into a corner to finally do something about the Kings
I still don't see this happening. Sacramento is garbage, why not put a team in El Paso or Tallahassee.
>>67968998
andy power trumped over guatemala.
nothing else to see here.
>>67971968
>I still don't see this happening
The commissioner has all but confirmed that Sacramento is getting a team.
>>67971968
I dunno man, all I know is that owners are willing to pay $100 million to get into the league
>>67970416
yeah, at least my farm team didn't fuck it up at the last minute and give an ancient african a free goal.
M C B E A N
>>67972080
>all but confirmed
Well there you are then
>>67972090
>let's pay way over the amount because there's no way we'd win otherwise
Other than the Houston Texans name one time this has worked.
>>67972138
that's the entry fee into mls, breh
>>67972277
>the entry fee is a number, represented by (x)
>Sac willing to pay (x + $80 million)
Solve for x.
>Soon
>>67972484
soon what? will that canadian will be my qt gf soon?
i don't think so anon.
>>67972484
mmmmm... pizza.
HERRERA
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https://twitter.com/USL/status/737108519866929152
hay fellas, anyone wanna smoke weed?
>>67972484
rachel should get her own show not that fucking slut katie nolan
>>67972652
>implying susannah collins isn't MLS best girl
>>67972484
>>67972652
>katie and rachel will never scissor on your dick
why even live
>>67972652
>tfw no weekly post-midnight show where the two of them head to different glory holes and film it
jdimsa
Omar Gonzalez just won the Liga MX title
>>67972935
thanks for the update bb
>>67972878
>>67972897
NO LEWD THOUGHTS ON RACHEL!!!
>>67972935
Just looked again
Still not on the US's roster
>>67972985
>>Chandler and Orozco made the Centenario roster
>>Gonzalez didn't
>>67971244
My Nigga. I've been repping em here all by my lonesome
>>67973214
you have someone to invite to the barn dance now.
>>67971244
Someday we'll have enough people to have a /usl/ thread ;_;
>>67973254
>lets be more of a special snowflake
had to be a tripfag posting such a stupid thing.
>>67973295
>>waahhhhhhhhh, tripfags pls go
>>67973357
no it was more like
>waah waah don't fragment /mls/
i know you like your subreddits, but /mls/ is big enough for most of american soccer.
>>67973391
at the moment, yes
C A R R O L L
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>>67973110
Castillo and Orozco are terrible but Gonzalez isn't any better, if Murillo isn't there to save his ass he is a liability.
>>67973891
Trust us
We're not praising him
We're still trying to comprehend why the fuck Orozco made the team
>Soon
>>67974125
#RAUETTPLD
>>67974125
>Repat Lutd
What did they mean by this?
>this does not slip
>>67974125
>SOON
>>67974183
>>Soon?
>>67974183
Based. Can't wait for them to join.
>>67968998
Nice goalkeeping
>>67974197
Are the FC and the Vikings sharing that? Why aren't the Twins/Wild/T-Wolves right next door?
>>67968998
ahahahahahaha
get fucked Guatemala
also
FRED FOR JUDGE
>>67974340
Vikings already have their ugly-ass sandcrawler stadium
>>67974379
>individual stadiums/arenas for Twins, T-Wolves, Wild, Vikings, Minnesota FC
This does not seem cost-effective. How far are these apart?
>>67974340
That's St. Louis
http://www.mlssoccer.com/post/2016/05/29/leo-messi-feeling-less-pain-progressing-ahead-argentinas-copa-opener?
PANIC
>it's an everyone forgot they were playing fantasy episode
>>67974478
>soccer in St Louis
Literally what
>>67975062
>>67975214
>USL
So literally trash, then.
>>67975252
>he's a NASL fan
>>67975252
>>67975257
>>67975315
MLS > NASL > USL
>>67975342
>0-7
>>67975342
>oh
>and
>seven
>so much mad
>weekend over
>no more games for many days
DELETE THIS
>>67975765
>>Open Cup 3rd Round starts in 2 days
>>67976148
fuck yeah
>>67976148
>open cup
Let's get it on, anon.
>>67979118
HEY BABY
at this point can /mls/ be stopped?
>>67979399
Nope.
>no holidays games
>see you in June
Great thread, FIFam
>>67979345
HEY BABY
NASL fags awake yet?
>Soon
https://twitter.com/OrlandoCitySC/status/737051599047036929
>>67981757
>https://twitter.com/OrlandoCitySC/status/737051599047036929
>dat gif
Literally what
Y'all ready, /sp/ ?
>>67981757
>>67982087
keked audibly after i saw
>>67972972
>no lewd thoughts of this semen demon
how anon?
>>67981757
>tfw I wish anything made me feel that much anymore
>>67982423
He sure fits in with NYC well, glad he didnt go to Chicago
>>67983038
CRAWLING IN MY SKIN
Anyone care about the CCL draw or we just gonna ignore it?
>>67976148
Fuck that meme cup
>>67984778
>image.jpg
>facebook frog
no anon, you're the meme
>>67976148
>3 button jacket
>shirt collar over jacket
>extra padded shoulders
yep, it's the '90s
>>67984722
whats the draw? link man
>>67985577
>still waiting
>>67985669
>>67985577
>Being too lazy to look for it yourself
https://youtu.be/WXPAaSBa7CM
Coming soon to an MLS near you
>>67985837
WHAT A STRIKE
>>67985851
>replying to tripfaggots
>>67986205
>replying to replies to tripfags
kys
LET'S GET IT ON
>>67982087
>Not that serious
>Called o-town hooligans
>>67981757
>>67982087
Orlando fans are fucking terrible. I'm surprised people don't hate them more.
>>67986585
What, against the Jersey Express Wednesday?
>>67986784
They're overshadowed by the NYCFC shitshow
>>67986784
Too new.
But we're a couple years from Miami FC and I'm sure they'll be worse, so Orlando remains ignored and irrelevant.
>>67987179
>Miami FC
>>67979472
>>67979399
>>67979345
>>67979118
Take your women's soccer bullshit back to R/mls faggots
>>67987179
Orlando-Miami games are going to be stupid. I can't wait.
>Keylor Navas probably out for Copa América
We'll still lose
>>67987479
Nah.
But you can suck my dick, though.
Vancouver's got group C with some team from Trinidad
Red Bulls in Group F with Alianza from El Salvador and Antigua from Guatemala
Portland in Group B with Dragon from El Salvador and Saprissa from Costa Rica
Kansas City in Group C with Vancouver and Central FC in Trinidad
This format always produces 2 MLS teams in a group
How fucking rigged is this?
Dallas get Group H with Real Estelí from Nicaragua and some team from Guatemala
Overall pretty easy draw for MLS teams
No excuse for not getting 4 into the knockout groups
No excuse for grabbing at least 2 of the top seeds
Wow MLS gonna get bounced early again. We have all these shit teams in the CCL
>>67988051
Nah
Only one's playing a team from Costa Rica and Honduras
Those are really the only teams who can put up any real fight
The only ones from MLS and Liga MX that should have any trouble are Portland and Pachuca
>>67988023
>Overall pretty easy draw for MLS teams
Isn't that by design. I thought they basically keep Liga MX and MLS teams away from each other in the group stage.
>>67988159
They also missed the hardest from the rest
>>67987500
>Red Bulls/NYCFC
>Galaxy/LAFC
>Orlando/Miami
why are derbies in the US so shit
>>67989972
Well those are the most plastic, manufactured for profit ones you listed. Red Bulls vs. DC is legit as is LAG vs. SJ
>>67989972
Maybe because 2/3rds of them don't even exist yet?
>Soon: OG homage edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_NzrdzbNxw
>>67989972
What the fuck are you memeing about
>image.jpg
>all the superstars conveniently having injuries the week before the tournament
hmmmmmm
>>67989972
We only have so many teams, and all our rich people won't allow relegation, so it is what it is.
Give it time tho.
>>67989972
Orlando/Miami doesn't exist but i think the cascadia rivalries and the houston-dallas rivalry should be called derbies. they call Liverpool-manchester a derby and thats not very close (but also very far at all for us big strong americans desu)
>>67993715
also not*********
>tfw you fuck up and cant change your post
>>67987479
>this triggered nigga
Keke.
>>67994324
>nu-male cucks in my /mls/
NWSL is trash m8
>>67994324
Do you seriously unironically enjoy women's sports? That's just nuts.
>>67994700
>>67994856
>>67994324
>But muh waifus!
Women's "sport" is pathetic
>>67994856
>it's not worth watching because a woman is doing it.
Sorry you're being so narrow minded. I wouldn't fuck Lebron either but I'll watch him dunk on D-Wade all day.
>>67994856
>he mad
>>67995047
>it's not worth watching because a woman is doing it.
No, it's because the soccer is horrendous. Do you actively watch high school soccer too?
>>67995284
No, no one does that.
But I watch college football, which is different from professional football. Because I recognize the sports are different.
>Soon
>>67996266
>This fuckin' guy.
>>67988023
>>67988051
>>67988159
You motherfuckers better watch your words, Corrupt CONCACAF and our own match fixing FA leadership isn't around to keep Guatemalan teams down anymore, and we'll take our rightful place as the club kings of Central America and all of CONCACAF
>>67996755
>Guatemala
K
>>67996755
not with marco pappa injured you won't
>>67995182
You know the guys who watch women's sports don't get the girl.faggot.
>>67996755
You should be shit talking in the Liga Mx thread, not here.
>>67996755
Why do you feel prideful of a country you don't even live in?
>>67994856
not really, watch it now and then since it is on jewtube, but see more usl games. just want the comfy feel.
>>67997117
I'm not trying to fuck the girl, I'm trying to drink beer and watch sports, faggot.
>>67997070
But Pappa plays for an MLS team that's not even in the competition (until 17-18 anyway)
>>67997172
I would be if there was one up right now 2bh, however no Guatemalan teams are in a group with a Mexican team (like I wish they were for the bantz when we blow them the fuck out)
>>67997520
Didn't have a choice, I'm going to fuck off after I'm done with college though if that makes you happy
>>67997920
going to college here and willingly going back?
must be one of those rich indios
>Soon: late night vibes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUZGL6qEnQs
>>67999031
>this shit again
>Late night sexy times
>>67999165
>replying to soon posters
>>67998386
debt can't follow them overseas, I guess.
>>67999180
>replying to anyone ITT
>>67999198
>posting in this thread
>>67999031
>not Late Night Georgia Vibe
I see you must be new.
>>67999203
>(You)
Old thread about in the dirt, so....
Week 13 thread:
>>67997959
>>67997959
>>67997959
>>67999269
>no more Soon
Everyone's a winner
Why the short week next week? Is it Dac Up?
I thought that was NASL-related.
>>67999190
Can they even get loans? Always been asked for my social when getting loans.
Anyway, bumping because fuck making a new thread so fucking early.
>new thread this early
>>67999875
Fuck, indeed.
>>67999875
Some places debt can't follow you. Or they live in a country with a favorable exchange rate, I don't fuckin' know.
WE JUNE NOW
MLS POINTS LEADER:
>Colorado Rapids
NASL POINTS LEADER:
>NY Cosmos
USL POINTS LEADER:
>Louisville City FC
>Holiday
>no games today
Just gonna kick a ham around my living room, /sp/
>>68003651
NWSL POINTS LEADER:
>>67995182
>NBA Conference finals over
>Boreball not so based
Get in here for soccer y'all
>NASL streaming
The future is where it's at, senpaitachi
How's your team doing, /sp/?
Surely there's still hope.
http://www.espnfc.com/italy/story/2883675/giuseppe-rossi-regrets-choosing-italy-over-united-states-agent
The USSF shouldn't have picked him if he was available
The problem the dual nationals is they aren't screened well
Welp, moving on to the new thread I guess.
>implying everyone's not afk for the holiday
>>68004205
Not everyone.
Posting elsewhere, no soccer for a while
Week 13 thread:
>>67997959 →
>>67997959 →
>>67997959 →
Great thread, famalam.
NEW DIVEGRASS
>>67997959
>>67997959
>replying to a soonposter
499
500
Now GTFO
