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>Wed, MLS
Philadelphia Union vs Columbus Crew SC, 7pm EST
DC United vs Seattle Sounders, 8pm
Portland Timbers vs San Jose Earthquakes, 10:30
>Thurs, MLS
NYCFC vs Real Salt Lake, 7pm
FC Dallas vs Houston Dynamo, 9pm
LA Galaxy vs Sporting KC, 10:30
No games this weekend, unless:
>nasl.com
>uslsoccer.com
First for Colorado
why so early?
>34 posts early
>not linking in the previous thread
waiting for le do it 4 free man to prune this thread
>>67998690
>not knowing where the old thread is
Who's mad?
First (er, Fifth) for Seattle Dynasty.
UNION
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>>67997959
i didn't know there were so many illegal aliens in DC
>Soon: me edition
>>67999031(me)
i like this pic 2bqh
>>67999635
I'm sorry, I'm drawing a complete
>Blank
Soon fag, what euro teams to you like?
>>67997959
Are these fans of a Mexican team? I'm confused.
>>67999298
>Open Cup babbies
>No games this weekend, unless:
NASL stacking all the games on Saturday
>>Open Cup Third Round starts TOMORROW
>>68000562
is it finally the Union's year?
http://www.espnfc.com/italy/story/2883675/giuseppe-rossi-regrets-choosing-italy-over-united-states-agent
The USSF shouldn't have picked him if he was available
The problem the dual nationals is they aren't screened well
>>68003774
it's up to the players on who they represent
>No women's Soccer thread
Stay butthurt, betas.
>>68003953
A little but, but if they're only accepting the call-up because they want to play in the world cup and not because they want to represent their country then they should fuck off
Rossi is regretting his decision for the wrong reasons
>>68004158
wtf is wrong with you? make a nswl thread if you want to talk about it so much faggot
>>68005109
>liking women
>gay
Oh, internet.
>>68005216
>vaginas
>not gay
come on son
>>68005274
So we're all lesbians!
Anyway, back to sports.....................
>>68005541
>wimmenz sawker
>"sport"
Pick one, friend
>NASL
>>68005580
>not choosing lesbians
>>68005610
>6/4
Ft Lauderdale Strikers vs NY Cosmos, 7 EST
Carolina Railhawks vs Jacksonville Armada FC, 7:30
Tampa Bay Rowdies vs Ottawa Fury FC, 7:30
Miami FC vs Indy Eleven, 8pm
Rayo OKC vs Minnesota United FC, 9pm
>>68005610
>>68005706
>http://www.uslsoccer.com/usl-schedules
>14 this week
OH MAMA
>>68005541
spotted the newfag
>>68005738
Games. 14 games.
Sorry, busy spanking it to lesbians.
>no MLS games for days
What the fuck am I supposed to watch? Baseball?
>>68005773
Clean your room Matt.
>>68005773
Yes
>>68005773
Slate of games tomorrow
Plus Canadian Championship
>>68005871
speaking of the roody poos i was actually visiting st petersburg over the weekend. they let me go inside and gave me a little tour of the stadium. it was bretty neat.
>>68005871
Superior OP image choice
>>68005871
>Canadian Championship
Literally what.
waiting for green and purple kits
>no one ever posts MLS webms.
Lets fix that lads.
>>68006661
>memorize all the MLS cities
>memorize the mascot for every MLS team
>be expected to memorize which corporate sponsor goes on which jersey
NOPE NOPE NOPE
>>68006761
>He doesn't know the corporate sponsors/what the jerseys look like.
>>68006761
Quick reference for you m8, off the top of my head, with their industry in parentheses:
CHI: Valspar (paint)
CLB: Barbasol (shaving cream?)
COL: Transamerica (financial services)
LA: Herbalife (nutritional supplements pyramid scheme)
SEA: Xbox (consumer electronics)
POR: Alaska Airlines
SJ: Sutter Health
RSL: Lifevantage (financial services?)
DAL: Advocare (nutritional supplements)
HOU: BHP Billiton (mining)
VAN: Bell (telecom)
MTL: BMO (banking)
TOR: BMO
NY: Red Bull (beverages)
NYC: Etihad Airways
NE: United HealthCare
DC: Leidos (defense contracting)
PHI: Bimbo (bread)
ORL: Orlando Health
SLC: Ivy Funds (financial services)
>>68007080
Meant SKC, not SLC.
Shit, why do I know all of this offhand anyway
>>68007080
>MTL and TOR are the same
What the actual--
>Pyramid scheme
Well yeah
>>68007111
WHY INDEED
>>68006088
Thinking about making a new thread just for the USOC
>>67999774
Liverpool mainly but I don't follow them close at all. I watch almost all their games but don't always know about every single transfer n shit. Besides that if I had to choose teams in other leagues- barca, Dortmund (Klopp), and juve (zidane juve was my first kit)
>>68005109
Don't kid yourself, this is /mls/ only by name. American soccer is what it actually encompasses.
nwslfriends barely even post, you getting this triggered will only make them want to post even more.
>>68007566
>liverpool
>barca
>dortmund
>juve
i'm not even remotely surprised.
>unexpected injuries
>need to make 4 transfers this week in order to have a fantasy starting XI
FUCK
Stupid soccer faggots
>>68010105
It's actually properly referred to as "football" my angry friend :) this thread is for discussion of the greatest sport in the world, the worlds game.
now did any of you catch that premier league match the other day? What a blinder that was mates!
>>68008805
this p. much /mls/ itself is what allowed the inclusion of lower league shills and NWSLshills, this is all by our own hand, for better or worse
>USL is 9-3 against NASL from 2012-2015
KEK
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EXPOSED
X
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http://fiftyfive.one/2016/05/infographic-interleague-play-us-open-cup/
>>68011282
NOICE
Stupid Soccer Faggots
>>68011801
Bruh
Handegg
LMAO
>>68011801
We're all gay for not being on /v/ so no one's perfect.
>beefcake holding flag in background overshadows the qt latinas
>>68012042
>latinas
I legit thought DC was 100% either black or Congressman.
>>68005871
8 of 9 NASL teams playing this round at home this year, compared to 4 of 9 last year
Don't expect another oh-for-seven kind of night
>>68012450
>ussf protecting D2 babies
>tfw it was already 100 degrees out today
>>68013073
>105+ by the end of the week inland
Help
>>68013171
they said it was going to be 93 today, and it hit 103
>tfw they are saying fri is 98 and it's gonna be 108
>>68013073
>tfw forecast calls for rain
I'm ready for round two
>>68013073
>not enjoying based summer
>>68009655
the good teams were the only ones who got coverage in USA back then. Somehow I remember Leeds being on TV a lot back then too. Id probably be a Lyon fan if the french league was ever on tv...my friend was from lyon.
>>68012450
Bring it.
NASL to our god given first division when? We'll beat usLEL and mLELS easily.
>>68014735
This has never been a good meme, be gone with ye
>>68014766
>NASL has the best winning percentage in this time period vs. MLS
Don't ever respond to me again mlels tripfag
>>68014789
>NASL has the best winning percentage in this time period vs. MLS
what the fuck does this even mean
>tfw no qt canadian gf
jdimsa
>>68014857
scroll up dunce
>>68014789
>>68014937
>win less than half of games vs MLS
>WE SHOULD BE TOP DIVISION
>>68014964
>top division league owned by NFL billionaires
>struggles to beat 2nd division
lmao try again
>>68014857
compared to other lower leagues
2nd division has a better record vs the 1st division than the 3rd and 4th divisions do? color me surprised
Is your body even ready for tomorrow, anon?
CREW
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>>68015185
Keep moving those goalposts anon, someday your league won't be a laughingstock
>>68016249
Meant to point to >>68015063
>>68016249
>MLS
>laughingstock
There's just too high a percentage of Americans who fear/hate something just because it's new. Eventually they get used to it and STFU (or die of old age, anyway).
>the first touch of Zardes going to Galatasaray
Please, free us Turkey.
Stupid Soccer Faggots
>>68016746
>not liking the hometown kid
Come on kid.
>>68016783
>implying there aren't more hometown kids waiting in line behind Zardes
>>68016808
McBean sure, but Brucie loves his geriatrics.
>>68016831
McBean, Lassiter, Mediola, and if they can stay healthy Villarreal and BJ.
>>68016871
Good for usoc I think.
>SOUN
>>Open Cup Third Round starts TODAY
>>68017425
OKC @ OKC had better have a fight break out.
At least a rap battle.
>>68017748
The shenanigans have already started
http://newsok.com/article/5500575
I'd be surprised if something DIDN'T break out
>Soon: too busy to soonpost later edition
>>68012190
ms13 is big there
>>68017425
>Rayo OKC.
Still disgusted by this name, desu.
>>68020244
better then energy fc
>>68018267
the fuck are you talking about, maybe to a tiny degree in the far out suburbs.
> SUBS: Bruno, PC, Nuñez, Blandon, Maicon Santos
Don't know why I'm doing this
They aren't streaming it
>>68020244
Just wait until Celtic USA and Eibar USA enter the NASL like they're rumored to.
why do these fucking podunk little towns not have at least one fucker with a camera to live stream their shit?
>>68022909
They're filming it but won't put it online until later
Really just quite stupid
Find a photo in MLS withmore talent
Profit:You can't
>>68023330
Ok. I'll take a picture of the Union squad warming up later.
Strikers-Kickers are currently in a 30 minute weather delay
It's tied 1-1
>>68023485
Why are they playing at 10 o clock in the morning
>nycfc cucked out of a tv broadcast by the Jankees
>>68023662
http://www.strikers.com/news/2016/05/31/us-open-cup-statement
Should the men sue USSF for equal pay?
England's brave Matt Jones is starting for Union tonight.
>Work Saturday-Wednesday and not able to make subs because of stupid weekday games
Fml
>>68022401
Eibar is supposed to be resurrecting the Philadelphia Fury; the affiliation is just to get American players to Europe.
God damnit the NASL shills are already starting to get cocky because they won one fucking game. I mean they avoid the sweep and good for them but don't take your victory over a mid-table USL side in possibly one of the most pathetic PK shootouts I've seen in years as a fucking MANDATE.
>>68025953
>American players to Europe
Fuck that shit
>>68025953
I might go check them out, aren't they supposed to be playing in NJ though? Might be a pain to get to.
>>Strikers/Kickers already over
Lolwut
>>68026042
It's part of a plan by the president of the ASL to develop players with a pipeline that goes ASL->NASL->[European Affiliate]->[Sell for a fat stack of cash].
Could be a good thing if it works and gets reinvested in player development here, but the model seems too close to minor league baseball for me.
>>68026367
No
Fuck it
I don't want more players turning into rentboys for Yuros
Who else /wildcard/ this week?
>replacement laptop cable lost in the mail
>gonna miss the open cup tonite
Reeeeeee
>>68026075
They're talking up Rowan University's stadium, which is apparently doable on mass transit but you have to go farther out of town in the same direction as the Union, so the placement doesn't make much sense for a "Philadelphia" team.
>>68023849
>>68026618
Take your butthurt back to plebbit.
>>68026706
No fuck that I'm enjoying seeing the WNT get BTFO. If they think their work justifies higher pay they can negotiate on those terms, but once they made it out to be some kind of gender equality thing they became open to this sort of rebuttal.
Best game tonight?
>>68026749
Rhinos - Bhoys
followed by OKC - OKC
>>68026749
Dallas getting revenge. Galaxy home games are always good too.
>>68026789
Shit, guess those are tomorrow night.
>>68025969
lol get fucked mlels cuck boy
Can someone tell me which DCU goalie is starting tonight? Why didn't Worra start vs SKC?
>>68026740
That's fine, we're just telling you to enjoy this faggotry someplace else.
>>68026927
Not the same person posting the screenshots.
>>68026789
>Good games are tomorrow
For shame
>Dallas getting revenge
>Getting 5-0'd against a Coyle Dynamo
>Going up against a Barret Dynamo
Bruh I think its time to hope for a tie.
>>68027006
>Dallas
>relevant
>>68026926
Almost certainly gonna be Hamid. He's back from injury.
>>68026556
>mls
>developing young players
so they can be rentboys for mls?
Markus Halsti, after not making an appearance for DC this year and getting his contact bought out, played 90 minutes in Finland's surprising draw with Belgium
TONIGHT
Who to captain?
>>68027951
Sapong
>>68026367
I think one of the NASL owners literally said they want to be Europe's Triple-A.
Fuck that noise.
>>68028200
to be fair, most of the world is exactly just that. They're just trying to make money and hopefully reinvest it back. MLS is trying to get a monopoly on domestic soccer while USSF does nothing about it.
>>68028291
>>68028200
there's difference between being a stepping stone and being a straight-up pipeline
don't become a Yuro feeder franchise
>>68028341
And rather become a MLS feeder league with B teams/II?
nah
>>68027951
Valeri.
Now, should I pick up Higuain or Slippy G?
>Bench: McCarthy, Anderson, Gaddis, Creavalle, Alberg, Ilsinho, Servers
Btw the weirdest thing to happen to me on FM was French NT coach Deschamps watching Philadelphia Union forward Maximiliano Urruti multiple times
>>68029325
>subs: Stuver, Ashe, Swanson, Martinez, Casey
>>68029752
>Starting XI v @JaxArmadaFC: Cooper, Woodbine, Ferguson, Lasso, Adjetey, Marini, Portillo, Hackshaw, Chang, Tsonis, Williams #usoc2016
>>68029427
>Mohammed Saeid
>Sweden
you can't make this shit up
>>68029822
>refugees
>city named after a genocidal racist rich kid
I don't get the joke.
>#TFCLive Bench: Bono, Morrow, Perquis, Moor, Chapman, James, M. Johnson
>>68029913
>no endoh
>no giovinco
>no jozy
>no bradley
montreal has got this one in the bag
>>68029910
Columbus is filled with Somali refugees.
http://beltmag.com/in-columbus-somalis-live-under-suspicion/
>>68030014
Played soccer in high school, the school we played closest to downtown Columbus had a starting lineup of mostly Somalian kids and often yelled at each other in Somali
>>68029938
>>68029913
>Bench: Bush, Tissot, Choinière, Shipp, Alexander, Salazar, Porter
I'd say
MYbe a tad worried about the defense but the attack is almost full first team
Who /JerseyExpress/ here?
>this crew defense
It's going to be a long game...
>#CARvCLT #USOC2016 starting XI: GK-Mizzell; D-Duckett, Johnson, Slogic, Kalungi; M-Davidson, Ekra, Estrada, E. Martinez; F-Calvert, Brown
>#CARvCLT #USOC2016 Bench: Berner, Metcalf, Herrera, Hilton, Bartlett, Hellmann and Pfeffer
Is Ola Kamara good? I fucking hope so.
NEW KAMARA
>>68030302
>Rowdies subs: GK Langer; D Sanfilippo; M Chavez, Adu, Alhassan, Savage; F Mwanga
Harrisburg
> Tonight's Starting XI vs. @ChattanoogaFC: Noble; McLaws, Johnson, Doyle, Thomas; Barril, Warshaw, DiPrima, Bolduc; Wheeler, Benbow #USOC2016
Chattanooga
> #CFCvHCI Starting XI: Halsall, Yuhaschek, Young, Guest, D Reynolds, C Reynolds, Trude, Hernandez, Goni, Brooks, Zeca
#CheerforChattanooga
>Bench: Busch, Falvey, Larrea, Braun, Zayed
>>68030152
It's really weird how many amateur teams in America have trains on the logos. It might be the second most common logo element after generic soccer balls.
>>68030432
It is a team literally called the Express but I see what you're saying
There's a town near me that has a festival about the train tracks there
This game has already started
Vancouver is losing 1-0 right now
>Subs: Carducci, Harvey, Smith, Techera, Manneh, Rivero, Davies #VWFC
Sup memers, anyone gonna give me a stream of a meme game to watch right now?
>>68030432
Maybe they're just lazy.
We don't really have trains here, the airlines cry about any legislation supporting them.
>>68030968
https://youtu.be/NAdLKVWQ-M0
The memiest
Scores:
Philly 1 Columbus 0 HT
Toronto 1 Montreal 0 24'
Ottawa 1 Vancouver 0 26'
Rochester 0 Lansdowne Bhoys 0 HT
Jacksonville 1 Charleston 1 HT
NY Cosmos 0 Jersey Express 0 30'
Chattanooga 0 Harrisburg 0 28'
Carolina 0 Charlotte 0 29' (CLT RC- 29')
Tampa Bay 1 Cincinnati 0 23' :(
Indy 0 Louisville 1 20'
>>68031146
Miami FC 0 Wilmington 2 4'
Are they gonna fire Nesta?
Also Toronto 2 Montréal 0 34'
NY Cosmos 1 Jersey Express 0 35'
>Hongcouver
OUR time is NOW.
>it's a "Columbus blows the lead" episode again
Took 59 minutes but Rochester finally scored on the Bhoys
Red Card Montreal
Charleston is tied with Jacksonville in the 80'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FTi3ZEJKL8
How long before the Casey red card is recinded?
>yfw you miss the fantasy deadline because of a "1 hour" nap.
Did Casey actually do anything or is it just more MLS refball bullshit? I didn't see anything
>>68030993
>Rayo OKC
>>68031988
>tfw i finished my fantasy before a 2 hour nap
>These scores
>>68032107
>3-1
Oh god CLB must be missing Kei right now
>>68032286
Yeah, because the beginning of the season with him yielded such great results.
>>68032286
Kamara has really replaced Kamara's absence
It's the rest of the team
Tense match in STL, chances few, play a bit sloppy
>>68032286
3-2 now, and it's our defense that has really fucked us. The third goal was pretty much all Parkhurst's fault
>>68032025
He didnt do nuffin, at least the fans chanted his name and clapped for him as he left
DOOP
O
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who's this CSN philly semen demon?
>>68032500
Marisa Pilla?
Her twitter is bearable especially when she posts pictures.
>>68032336
>>68032389
Makes sense.
>>68032286
We lost Pipa and Saied ~70'
Softest red card in history.
Plus a bunch of people are gone on international duty.
Sauro and Wahl are dead.
This season is ogre.
This semen slurping sport just ain't for me.
>>68032570
>MLS
>season over before the last 2 months of season
Nah brah you can make the playoffs as a losing team
>>68032107
>vancouver trotting out a B team lineup and getting shat on
surely they must be planning to go all in for the second leg, then?
What did he mean by this?
>>68032570
>This season is ogre.
Thats not Houston or Chicago
>>68032680
he means what we mean
the euroboo must be removed for the benefit of domestic soccer
Not going too good for USL right now
>>68032039
>the OKC derby
>between Rayo OKC and OKC Energy FC
This ref is shit
>>68033007
>falling for the usLel meme
wew
>>68032966
who's """we""? pro/rel sounds great
>>68033051
Is he a part of PRO? If so then without a doubt he is not the 1-2 refs employed by PRO who aren't dogshit
>rooting against my own team for fantasy purposes
it's a confusing feeling
>>68033079
pro/rel sounds great to shitfuck nowhere town FC, but pro/rel will only reward the billionaire owners who choose MLS anyway and teams that are in big cities
its been said time and time again a closed form of pro/rel is probably the only viable form of it in the future
>>68033117
Or regular open pro/rel without MLS, and the billionaire NFL owners can keep their private club.
fug
>>68033117
it's about giving markets of different sizes chances that's all. Besides pro/rel will literally just gives us excuses to have more playoffs but with teams at the bottom. All of that potential revenue and viewership
>Cheeky Keegan
http://i.imgur.com/B45MaNU.gify
>>68033254
> giving markets of different sizes chances that's all
Why?
>>68033254
lower league teams get their chance in USOC, Rochester is just the only one that has won it in the MLS era
>>68033312
why the fuck not? fuck off garber
>cuck louis
>>68033361
that's a tournament, I'm talking about normal league play.
>>68033312
It gives them more to play for, and makes the games more meaningful. In an open system, performance on the field translates into better support and a boost to the local economy.
Without it, there are fewer reasons to care about anything but the top flight league unless your local team has some good youth players or something.
>>68033378
>the firm of the st. louigans
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
SO CLOSE
>he thinks any lower league team not named Rochester Rhinos deserves to be in the 1st division
>>68033469
>NFL soccer """fans"""
oh well NASL is getting division 1 status soon anyway.
NO
i needed DC to have that clean sheet
fuck
>Dominic Kinnear was in a car accident
>These games
>USOC
wew
LOL this woman commentator for DC United is cracking my shit up. sounds like she's having a stroke every time she speaks
>>68032500
Back off ???
Just came here to say
D O O P
O
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P
reminder that Maris Pilla is the best /mls/ girl
UNION
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THE CHINESE TAKE OUT RESTAURANT OF VANCOUVER
How will St. Louis ever recover?
>wewnited
>>68034004
>the shanty town of D.C.
>>68033914
>>68034071
someone please cut off the head before it gets too large
>>68034144
This ain't florida big
>5-0
get ready NE
>>67999605
>>67999778
>DC
probably salvadorenos m8
>>68033877
HIGHTEST
ANDY TIME
Lineups
Armenia:
Beglaryan
Andonian
Voskanyan
Hambardzumyan
Airapetian
Yedigaryan
Malakyan
Mkhitaryan
Pizelli
Barseghyan
Manucharyan
El Salvador pic related
I'm watching this OK game in Extra Time, is that field turf?
>Rayo
>Soon
>Arizona united
>61' of 0-0
>suddenly tied 1-1 in the span of a minute
>sacramento republic fc
where you at?
Holy shit Kitsap
>>68037878
t-theres still time
JUST
4TH ROUND BOUND!!!
W-We're coming for y-you sempai
p-please be gentle...
>>68038203
>>68038203
>losing to a PDL team
>wants to join MLS
wew
>>68038203
Drinks on the house tonight, Sacramento-bro, rough night all around
keke. Yet another usoc day I had to miss.
When is the next one? Hope I don't have to miss it too.
>>68038627
4th round on June 15thall of tonight's winners get to face an MLS team, and the Timbers and Quakes play each other
BAMP
Also, GO SOUNDERS
>>68038259
Lmao you beat C O W T O W N
>>68038203
Ayyyyyyy
>>68038715
Great, won't miss those. Hoping for some dead giants.
>>68039027
14 of the 17 MLS teams made it to the 5th round last year:
-Seattle got knocked out by Portland, you probably recall this game from Dempsey's amazing hissy-fit
-NYCFC lost to the Cosmos in PK's
-Charlotte Independence laid a 1-0 upset on the Revolution
Only one non-pro team (PSA Elite) made the 4th round last year, this year there's two (Kitsap Pumas and La Maquina)
>the moment you realize your ankles have shattered
>>68039112
>herbers going through a multi-dimensional rift
>No Cincy-Columbus shitfest
>>68039272
>Flyovers
>>67997959
>No more games until next week, after today
Will the thread survive?
>>68042181
>national games
>>68042410
I'm down.
>Tonight
You like it.
>>68033531
>Implying that the USSF will ever let that Euroboo cuck league anywhere near D1
TOP
O
P
>>68038264
You do realize that like 99% of their current players are going to released when they go to MLS right?
>>68043985
>THIRD
>H
>I
>R
>D
>>68039272
>>68039447
>No based flyover cup, ohio edition
>No Columbus vs Cincinnati scorched earth meme tactics
> No Columbus butthurt from just playing the damn game, or losing
We just lost a great opportunity today, maybe next year
>>68044341
the butthurt is real
>Soon
>>68045012
I hate everything about >soon fc but their concessions look delicious.
>>68045195
>hipster vacuum coffee shit
They should kill themselves.
>>68045195
its actually at some "hipster vacuum coffee shit place"
but this could be an indicator that they plan on bringing it to the concessions as well.
>>68045370
>advertising to hip rich people who might give soccer a try
sounds like a good way to get those kids to spend some trust fund money desu.
Also, NEW AERIAL SHOTS TODAY!!
>Soon
>>68045370
The coffee is elite but the price is the bigger joke.
>Soon FC signs someone
>Soonfag hasn't posted yet
You have one fucking job and you can't even do that right.
>>68050583
>>68037224
(You)
>Soon
>>68050717
tbf I was shitfaced last night
>>68050797
nice damage control fuccboi. rest assured I got this shit covered.
>Soon
Did someone make a thread for the tourney or what? Can't see shit, Captain.
>#RSL BENCH: Attinella, Beltran, Olave, Stertzer, Sandoval, Garcia, Allen
>>68051892
>Bench: Johansen, Lampard, Martinez, McNamara, Mena, Poku, Shelton
At le game
>>68052221
>ironic Brooklyn hipsters are still going to these matches
>>68051946
Please kindly fucknoff plastic fans no one gives a shit about your meme team
>>68052221
>all those empty seats
God I am sick of you fake plastic fans. Bet they will be back if NYCFC wins. Fuck ofn you piece of shit fake fan.
>>68052252
>>68052265
>"how dare people like a thing i don't like"
also, samefag
>>68052221
Get fucked cunt
>Scum Jose not able to score against Portlel down a man in the second half.
AAAAAHHHHHHH
>>68052221
>m-lels is g-growin' l s-swear!
>>68052221
Nice baseball diamond faggot.
>>68052221
You are utterly pathetic kill yourself fake fan
Which part of the US should I visit which isn't too big and not too small? Looking for that sort of cozy, small town-ish feel but with a couple of things to offer.
>>68052247
I live in Manhattan and come to matches regularly.
>>68052252
>>68052265
>>68052304
>>68052365
>>68052380
prove this isn't samefag
>>68052389
California central coast is comfy. Santa Barbara and San Luis Obispo are based.
>>68052411
Make me
>>68052439
did NYC's entire roster rape your sister or something? I can't believe you're this mad that a team that you dislike exists
>>68052411
sorry, it was all me
>>68052461
Shouldnt you be on reddit posting this kind of shit?
>>68052461
How about we just can't stand fake plastic "NYC" fans you dumb piece of shit. Hell if you are the anon at the game you only prove my point by posting more then watching the game.
>in b4 n...n...no that's not me I'm not that guy heh...
shit, you caught me.
68052461
I'm not giving you any (You)s faggot.
Watch the fucking game that's what you're there for.
>>68051946
El puto Iraola juega en America? WTF
>>68052521
>>68052588
>implying I'm at the game
pic related
>no (You)s
I'm not even an NYC fan, but honestly, (You) shit up the general way more than the couple of NYC fans that post here
Who's ready to watch a wet one?
>>68052726
>NYCFC fans are so butthurt they have to resort to lying
Top kek m8 why don't you go fuck yourself you platic fucking fan.
>>68052826
>gets proven wrong
>"y-youre lying!!!"
4chan is an 18+ website, friend
>>68052726
So b8ing out replies pretending to be a NYC fan and then saying you aren't a NYC fan is not shitting up the general as well?
Fuck off m8.
>your team will never make people this mad just by having the audacity to exist
anyone got an NYCFC stream?
>>68052878
>pretending to be a NYC fan
or, you know, just someone without autism who can't comprehend why someone would be this mad over literally nothing
>>68052898
just buy mls live you cheapass
I'm only just starting to get into MLS and the closest market to me right now is LA. These NYCFC fans look very worrying to me. Is this what it's going to be like with LAFC? Should I just abandon ship before it even sets sail and hop on some other team's bandwagon?
>>68052925
>wanting to be an LAFC fan when the Galaxy exists
are you chicano?
>>68052925
>guy posts a picture of himself attending a game
>people get unreasonably mad
>NYCFC fans are the problem here
>>68052847
>implying you aren't backpedaling now
>>68052878
He is there and he got caught now he is lying. This is why NYCFC fans are utter plastic scum.
>>68052963
>getting annoyed at fake fans who are ruining the MLS is bad
Go fuck yourself plastic fan.
>>68053003
>"the" MLS
you're the problem here
>>68053031
Kill yourself NYCFC "Fan"
>>68052960
I know nobody who's a fan of either team so I have nothing at stake and can freely choose. I don't know anything about either team yet, and just started checking this general out a few days ago. The idea of getting in on the ground floor with LAFC just sounded appealing since I could say I was a "lifelong" fan, but the black and gold colors are definitely worse.
>>68052963
It's been the past few days man, they just give off the impression of being insufferable cunts all around.
>>68052924
So sparking some simple banter that's expected when someone posts about NYC makes me mad?
I think you need to learn how to b8 harder.
Gentleman, how do we solve the NYCFC problem?
>>68052975
>he got caught
doesn't look like yankee stadium to me, m8
>>68053070
>responding five (5) times to the same post
>"simple" bantz
nah m8 this is advanced autism
>>68052221
kys scum bag
>>68052389
Ithaca New York
>>68053140
>getting a relative or friend to take that picture
This, this is why NYCFC fans are the worst.
>>68052221
End your life you piece of shit
>>68053164
>relative or friend
>having a (You)
i'm having a lot of fun doing this, i really am
>>68053191
Well you are a NYCFC Fan so doing everything but watching the game entertains you.
>>68052898
Goatdee.net
>>68052340
1.) mid-week game
2.) most plastic fans in the league
3.) build wall
>All this b8
Just don't give them any (You)s
I'm a fan of Patrick Vieira's from back when he played for France and was thinking about following NYCFC for that reason but all the hate makes me note sure...
>>68053293
Just don't dude. This team won't even exist in 3 years. Don't waste your time.
>Will Bruin starting again
Here's hoping he doesn't score but his mustache gives the team a win.
>all this shitposting because of a picture of a match
>>68053293
It's mostly b8. Just don't be a retard and try not to trigger any of the autists here.
>>68053331
It's not just the picture just the idea of a shit corporate team surrounded by fake plastic fans.
>>68052221
>that pitch
shiggy
>>68052221
Hey look at all the NYC fans showing up to support their team.
>>68053397
>shit corporate team surrounded by fake plastic fans.
Let's be real, that describes every team in MLS.
>>68053452
Not as bad as NYCFC and I'd argue redbulls.
>>68052221
Damn y'all need a stadium ASAP.
What the fuck are you guys doing?
shittiest thread since the nfl shitflinging one.
>>68052340
Nice bait, Pablo.
Also isn't some Liga MX team's owner threatening to move them if his political party doesn't win the local elections?
>>68053552
I don't see you contributing, faggot
>>68053473
Stadium looks horrible on TV, but being here is actually nice and the location is a super convenient
>>68053324
That's the lineup I expected to see given the action last week. Gamethread soon?
>>68053586
>NYCFC "fan" at the game live not giving a shit about the game even as a goal is scored by their prized pick up
And we get yelled at for calling them plastic.
>>68053620
No were fine for now.
If anything we should hope these games provide more entertainment than the game right now.
Pretty much gonna be a empty game for Dallas vs Houston, and it's still on for now.
>NYC 1-1 RSL
>None of the goalscorers are named Villa or Plata
Just fuck my fantasy team up
>>68053452
Eh fan plasticity varies wildly from team to team but pretty much any team in the world that isn't fan owned is corporate in some way or another, despite what some brainwashed fans may think.
NEW YORK SHITTY
LOL
>>68053650
>2-1 with more than 70 minutes to go
Time for the REAL HARDCORE NOT PLASTIC NYCFC time to beat the rush hour traffic on the 4 train.
>>68053696
It doesn't help that the center of the rotating storm system is just south/southwest of Ft. Worth. It can keep dumping rain there for quite some time until it moves out of the area.
>#hooligans
Is the guy that scored's name really burrito?
NYC can't defend set pieces for shit
Is there a more pathetic fanbase in all of sports?
>tfw no qtpi alex morgan gf
>NYCFC non plastic ultras
https://www.reddit.com/r/NYCFC/comments/4ma7g4/shoutout_to_the_guy_giving_out_oeros_and_juice/
>>68053870
Damn that sucks.
At least if it rain's during the game it will be a plus as long as there's no lightning close by.
They are booing fat Frank again
Woah.... hardcore...
>>68053965
yes MLS fans.
>this entire team
Meme magic is real fuck you plastic fans.
OWN GOAL
LEL
Holy shit NYCFC, get your shit together
>>68053978
>going on reddit ever
you need to go back
So I still didn't get much input, does anyone know if it's a good idea as a brand new fan to wait around for LAFC, or just jump on with the Galaxy now?
REMINDER MLS PRODUCED THIS MOMENT. WHY DONT YOU BOYS WATCH A REAL LEAGUE
I have season tickets but I didn't want to deal with Thursday train traffic glad I didn't waste my time going to the stadium.
>>68054114
Shitty retirement home team vs shitty money team with awful fans and probably an awful first season.
Hard choice
>people are actually fans of this team
>>68054035
saved
>>68054117
REMINDER BPL PRODUCED THIS MOMENT. WHY DONT YOU BOYS WATCH A REAL LEAGUE
although you're probably a chicano
>(Real) Football is for pussies
>>68054035
Everyone in that picture lives in Brooklyn I will bet a million American dollars
>>68054185
Got this one for you bb
>>68054212
No one gives a fuck
>>68054151
To be honest it's MLS, none of these teams are "good options" and you're all just kidding yourself if you think otherwise. You can only hope things just get better someday.
But since I live in the greater LA market, I'm stuck with one of those two, so I need to make a choice.
>>68054217
That was a well-deserved red card. Studs up on a flying kick? C'mon, that's got no place in the game of soccer. Use your head instead, that's what it's for.
>>68054189
that guy is a star in your league now m8 LOL
NO ERA PENAL
Time for Villa to flpp again
>>68054256
which ever is one closest to you.
>>68054323
I'm far enough away that the difference is negligible, that would be like a fan in kazakhstan being forced to pick the sounders over the timbers because they're only 9400 miles away instead of 9600.
>>68054372
Just be a DC United fan fag
>>68054372
LAFC then
>>68054372
>greater LA market
>still far away from both teams
wew
are you in the IE or something?
Pick Galaxy. Becoming a fan of a team that doesn't even exist yet is kinda weird.
>fans I'm the stadium chanting we want Poku
>not realizing Poku is out there already
Is this the power of NYCFC fans?
>>68054479
>wew
>are you in the IE or something?
Yeah, that's why I don't know a single person that's a fan of either team so I have nothing at stake and can choose either. I'd have to drive approximately the same distance to see either play, or close enough as makes no difference.
>Becoming a fan of a team that doesn't even exist yet is kinda weird.
That was actually the appeal, since you could say you were a fan from day 1 so long as you actually stick with them. I want to figure out what to decide while I still can though, so that I don't get stuck with buyer's remorse immediately and have to live with it forever.
Kaka gets injured in Brazilian matches/training more often than the turf in the citrus bowl (now Camping World Stadium). What gives?
Attention NYCFC plastic fake fans. Go fuck yourself. NYCFC lost again time for you hipsters to become fans of something else. Fuck you. That is all.
Torrential rain at HOU/FCD. This match might get called off.
>nycfc
Fucking lel
Well it wasn't an entire loss.
Better enjoy the game while you can.
And its paused.
>>68054880
did you spend all your good boy points on those
>>68054563
there's a tripfag here from the I.E. and he's a galaxy fan, interestingly enough
Galaxy have a lot of older foreigners (see: de Jong, Gerrard, Keane, Cole). They always win at home and never win on the road. They're the winningest team in MLS, so their fans tend to be arrogant. A lot of people don't like LA because of this. I don't know if you've watched any of their games on TV, but I'd recommend it to sort of get a feel for how they play.
It's too early to say what LAFC will be from a roster/tactics standpoint, but it looks like they're marketing themselves towards millenials and Chicanos. I think they might skew younger with their roster choices just because of the way they've marketed themselves.
>>68054882
And it's done. Time to play the division
>>68054975
>tripfag from the I.E.
Is he the same guy who supports the raiders in NFL threads? Guy sounds like a manchild, but it'd be nice to have at least one guy with the same team I can talk to.
In any case, if you're right about
>marketing themselves towards millenials and Chicanos
then I don't think I'd fit in much, I'm too old and white for that shit.
>>68054880
>enjoy this souvenir bucket, as plastic as our fans!
>>68055430
>as plastic as our fans
but easier to produce, if those stands are any indication
>>68054882
Will it be resumed?
>>68055430
I'm not plastic I have been a fan since day 1 jackass.
>>68055545
Hopefully. Depends on how soon the rain clears out, and how long it takes for the field to drain so it's playable. Stay tuned.
captcha: boats
I just got word that River Plate will play some preseason matches in the US against Millonarios, Sevilla and NYCFC
get your memes ready for that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGmweNQlvNU
Maybe the situation is worse than I thought
https://twitter.com/Clay_FC/status/738540138477674496
>>68055569
Day 1 for MLS in New York was back in 96. NYCFCfags are over 6000 days too late to not be called plastic.
>>68053060
Just a heads up, if you end up going for LAFC be prepared for a rough few seasons. Expansion teams in any league(unless you're FC Cincinnati) usually go through a lot of growing pains the first couple of years and I wouldn't recommend putting yourself through that if you aren't willing to stick with it.
>>68056378
Public transportation is literally the only reason to be an LAFC fan.
>>68055890
DURRR DURRR DURRR if you didn't like a team in the 90's you can't like a team now DURRRRRR. Do you fucking listen to yourself?
>>68056587
>Nice reading comprehension
If anyone cares, Japan's now up on the USWNT 2-0 on FS1. I think >we're shook.
>>68056475
>tfw could bike to the lafc stadium in less than 30 min
when i go for galaxy away games, that'll be fun.
>>68056378
Well I mean as long as they aren't expansion buccaneers bad, I think I can handle it. This isn't my first or second favorite sport, but it would be nice to have something else to watch during summer. It's not like there's anyone out here that would shame me over it either, like if I wore an LAFC hat it will probably take at least 5 years for people to realize it's actually a sports team and not just some generic LA logo.
>>68056587
>implying
I love your eternal anal frustration NYCFCfag, but the issue isn't you haven't been a fan since the 90s, its that you weren't a fan until there was something shinny in front of you.
>>68056647
No that was literally your point dumbass
>>68056806
>telling others the arbitrary rules about how they can be a fan
The elitism is blinding.
>>68056865
Admit it you're fake and your team is fake. It's okay, not the end of the world.
>>68056667
2-1 Japan now, USA got one back.
>>68056865
>picked the wrong horse
>lash out when team looses
>>68056917
Can you define fake?
>>68056942
>lashing out
I haven't done this at all. I came to this thread late after the game and after all the ebin may mays were said. I was at the game.
>>68056865
They're just still mad that they don't get to be the only NY team anymore and have to share. Or possibly, an analfrustrated cosmos fan who would've gotten that spot if not for arab money
>>68056950
>fake: not real, inauthentic
The only thing real and authentic about NYCFC is that they're really bad, and authentically play in a baseball stadium.
>>68057013
By that definition I am not fake then. Also what do the fans have to do about the stsdium? You are lashing out at me like I'm the reason they play at Yankees stadium. Are you autistic?
>>68057093
shhhhhhh, calm down plastic shhhhhh
>>68057093
I hope LAFC tears are this delicious.
>>68057222
>delicious
All they do is repeat the word plastic and ignore my logic.
>>68057290
Well you are plastic.
There's a perfectly good team in your area already, but you never supported them.
Even worse if you did support them, and bailed.
>>68055234
IE brah is a chicano attention whoring faggot.
>>68055716
I love how "their" "chants" are all sound like gay sailor songs
>>68057652
>IE brah is a chicano attention whoring faggot.
>roots for the galaxy
>LAFC is for chicanos
So wait, which one is the better anti-chicano team?
>>68057711
>lafc: close to downtown la
>galaxy: just holding out for a few years before moving to anaheim
Its SoCal, unless Trump builds a wall, there's not going to be an anti-chicano team
>>68057711
Neither, but who cares.
You live in LA, you are going to have brown people everywhere you go.
>who /Imasporting/ here!
>>68057817
>You live in LA
I live out in the IE, it's more meth heads and street racing punks than brown people, although some of those are around too.
>>68057935
christ just go to a game and decide or watch the galaxy since they're about to play
>>68057461
not that guy, but consider the following:
Suppose someone living in the NY area started watching MLS this season because they figured they'd give sawker a shot or their autistic friend suggested they should watch. They choose NYC for whatever stupid reason that people usually choose teams (closer to the stadium, liked the color, whatever). Are they therefore more plastic than if they had chosen RBNY? For this person, it doesn't matter that RB (nee MetroStars) has existed since 1996, because they didn't care about soccer at all until 2015.
Yes, obviously someone who jumped ship from RB or ignored MLS altogether until NYC and its retirees showed up in town can be considered plastic, but what about entirely new fans?
>inb4 "hurr hurr that's you"
no i live in chicago and get sad every time i think about the Fire
anyway, if MLS is to grow, there's going to be a lot more people like that than people who have been fans since '96.
>>68057984
Well I'm gonna watch the Galaxy anyways, but it's not like I can go to an LAFC game just yet for comparison. Hope the tickets are cheap and I don't get stabbed.
>>68057935
LA area, whatever.
>>68058047
>didn't care about soccer till NYCFC hype
Plastic
>didn't care about soccer at all until 2015.
These normies should lurk moar, or get out of /mls/.
>>68058083
>no gerrard
welp this is the last time I trust a fantasy advice article
>>68057461
I started watching soccer during the last world cup jackass and wanted to support an MLS team after. Living in NY NYCFC just started up that time. How the fuck am I plastic?
>>68058193
lel so mad
>>68058193
Just stop responding to b8.
/mls/ is a lot better if you just lurk.
>>68058136
>mfw i started watching MLS last summer when my employer gave me discounted Sounders tickets
>mfw i trigger ABS's simply by existing
>mfw i make quality OC for /mls/
>mfw i've amassed an autistic level of knowledge about MLS
>mfw i'm not going anywhere
>>68058425
you disgust me on a level that you wouldn't understand
Does the LA Galaxy have fans?
>>68058582
holographic projectors installed under all the seats bro
>>68058582
>his team has tiny stadium that looks full with a measly 10k fans in it
>>68058246
>asking for clarification is now lol u mad bro
>>68058649
That would be less than half full for my team tho
>still mad
USWNT tie it up 2-2 in the 63rd.
>>68058718
>cuntball
>>68058505
>"how DARE you start watching a sport that I watch"
here, have this iconic screenshot that I personally combed through the WatchESPN stream for after the MLS cup final
>>68058289
So you are saying /MLS/ is a good general if you don't participate? No wonder people say /sp/ is shit outside /sp/
>>68058728
Dynamo/FCD are still on rain delay, so I'm watching a game I can get on my TV.
>>68058728
crossing the line desu
>>68058791
It's a good general if you don't respond to bait. And whenever NYCFC plays, it's 90% bait.
>>68058791
To be fair, every board is the worst board for discussing whatever it is their topic is about. You can find better sports discussion outside /sp/, better vidya discussion outside /v/, better anime discussion outside /a/, and so on.
>>68058875
So 90% shit got it
>>68058898
tbf that's every general
>>68058898
nycfc is shit and you're plastic. get over it and get out.
How much are the galaxy paying gerrard to not play?
>>68058898
>new york fag thinks 90% of the thread is about new york
>>68058946
He's injured today, though.
>>68058983
'injured'
Why do Europeans go to America to ruin their careers?
>>68058983
Did he slip and fall?
>>68058735
What was the point of that stupid fucking horse?
>>68058938
Nope I'll come here and continue annoying you.
>>68058973
>NYCFC game is on/was on shortly
>HOW DARE YOU TALK ABOUT TEAM
your autistic rage sustains me.
Game on in Dallas.
>>68059106
You're not even half the faggot >soon poster is.
>>68059082
>his league is the allsvenskan
>he unironically thinks it's better than MLS
>>68059091
portland being quirky n shieeet
>>68059190
You literally had an Allsvenskan player starting in LA Galaxy last year
>>68059173
You are a full faggot.
>>68052389
Portland seems like a comfy place, Norway is pro SJW i think so you should fit in fine
here's your new thread
>>68059693
>>68059693
>>68059707
Fuck, beat me by 30 seconds.
Take this artwork and stick it in the new thread, won't you? More relevant:
>>68059710
