>Wed
Orlando City 2, Philadelphia 2 (FT)
>Fri
Sporting KC 0, DC United 1 (FT)
>Sat
Vancouver Whitecaps vs Houston Dynamo, 6pm
NY Red Bulls vs Toronto FC, 7pm
NE Revolution vs Seattle Sounders, 7:30
Columbus Crew SC vs Real Salt Lake, 7:30
Montreal Impact vs LA Galaxy, 8pm
Chicago Fire vs Portland Timbers, 8:30
Colorado Rapids vs Philadelpha Union, 9pm
San Jose Earthquakes vs FC Dallas 10:30
>Sun
NYCFC vs Orlando City, 4:30
>nasl.com
>uslsoccer.com
>>DOOP
>Hueston river
>>67903998
Why does Orlando get the early day matches? WHY DO I HAVE TO KEEP WATCHING THEM
>>67907281
Orlando is east coast theyre usually gonna play the same time unless traveling to the west coast
Cheers OP
>Soon
UNION
N
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O
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>national friendly at same time as LAG
What should I do?
Stream both/ one on tv (if you can) and stream the other
Way to fuck up OP. Never make another thread 50 posts early again son.
I had this amazing dream that Chicago got relegated.
>>67913407
Also this.
>>67913407
It was significantly less than 50, plus I had to get back to bed because your mom was into it.
>>67910881
Local club> National Team
>>67914571
>tfw people will only be talking about the champions league and the usa tonight at red bull arena instead of watching us lose in real time
>>67918265
The truth hurts
Meme bowl tonight
Get busy livin', or get busy dyin'.
>Atletico
>>67919214
Good chance Union lose this after a short week and a fuck ton of travelling.
Although I heard the Rapids are missing some players, so maybe they can get a point out of it.
>>67920856
Literally everyone is missing players right now
>>67920856
Two meme teams playing should be entertaining
pls don't die
Who /goingtothegame/ today?
>Subs: Tornaghi, Adekugbe, Mezquida, Seiler, Hurtado, Bustos, Froese #VANvHOU #VWFC
>>67927810
>those names
>canadian
>>67927810
Not enough chinks tbf
>>67927771
>no wondo against dallas
Is Amarikwa healthy yet?
>>67927771
>>67928032
>USMNT
>American
>>67927810
>Bench: Willis, Agus, Anibaba, Miranda, Rocha, Maidana, Manotas
>>67928630
>Will Bruin getting the start after Mauro Manotas got two goals against Real Sociedad while Will just played the ball around.
Vancouver got this game gift wrapped.
>#TFCLive Bench: Bono, Hagglund, Zavaleta, Morgan, Cheyrou, Chapman, Hamilton
>>67929184
>>Bruin
He looked like crap in that friendly, is he always like that
> And the subs: Miller, Fisher, Remick, Alfaro, Sturgis, Roldan, Jones
>>67931086
>Joevin James
>>67930201
He's pretty much a meme forward.
He was supposed to be the Brian Ching replacement, sure he's gotten a good amount of goals which make him somewhat above average in the eyes of some, but really the guy is just a tap in foward that gets a few legit goals with mediocre form.
He's the reason why fans want to see fat Cubo Torres play. There is a significant difference in attack when anyone but Bruin is playing foward.
Also nice Beasley scored.
>>67931284
Jones, James
Who cares
>>67910395
UNION
>this parity
Who's ready for the Cosmos to get cucked at home?
I'm here to doop
>>67931702
>5/6 bottom teams are all leastern conference
B
WEST COAST
S
T
C
O
A
S
T
>>67931702
Edmonton has a soccer team? Maybe I should check one out.
Never change TFC...
>>67931881
>Maybe I should leave the basement
FTFY
>>67931881
They play Miami in an hour. I think Canadians can stream free on NASL.com, but it's a beIN game so I'm not sure.
>>67931834
CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>>Besler and Orozco as outside backs
>>67932090
Thanks, Doug.
RIP toronto
>>67932077
>Sandoval
Just fuck my team up senpai
>10 GOALS FOR
>0 AGAINST
>LESS THAN 135 MINUTES
MLS ARE YOU EVEN TRYING
>>67932392
>>67932545
>lose seba their only attack
>lose bradley as d-mid
not suprising
post updates for the national team, not going to switch
>>67932867
They just lost 2-0.
>>67932900
shit, where is kc?
better than texas, but fuck
>>67932992
Anybody got a gif of the bwp hatty?
what is this fucking refball faggotry in the Toronto game?
Ref orders a penalty retaken because encroachment when on the replay it was the NYRB players encroaching....
fucking mlels defense, lel
keke this fucking game.
Who /ultimate scoring machine/ here
Who here /gay/
who /another no clean sheet/ here?
Good job Rapids fans for already being more classy than Orlando niggers
MAGIC MIKE
M A G E E
why the FUCK does the MLS play during international breaks and during the copa?
I know they are planning on a "2 week break" for the copa but what kind of cuck fuck league is this that continues season play while the US national team is also playing
Fuck this
MAGEE MAGEE MAGEE IS ON FIRE!
UNION
N
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PULISIC
>want rapids to win the battle of conference firsts
>would really help if union could steal some points off them
Meme bowl is pretty good so far
>>67933835
Why is Blake there?
Isn't he supposed to be with Jamaica?
>>67935694
This is his last game before the tournament
For a 0-0 game in which both teams are missing players, this COL/PHI game has been bretty gud so far.
Mother fucker.
fug
>LelA
>lags
>lags
>brucie mad as fuck
shit
too many meme matches on today, someone update me on the days happenings so far
wew lad
>>67936794
Fucking hell, Powers. I could have put that one in. Rapids have airmailed two gimmes tonight.
>>67937228
wew made my heart rate go up desu
>>67937228
Oops, didn't mean to mention >>67936794 (You)
>Soon
MEMES
>>67937255
wew this game
pls
Who /atthegame/
>>67937374
>
>>
>>67937659
>>mfw game tomorrow
FUCK
There she blows. RIP Union.
gg rapids looked the better team well deserved
Philly could only dodge so many bullets. It was a only matter of time before one found the back of the net.
>>67937820
this pretty much, it could have been 3-0 on another day
SNEKS EXPOSED
FUCK YES
FML jesus christ what a choke job
WHAT WHAT TWHAWTHAWTHAWTIHA
OMFG THIS IS RETARDED
Good game desu
>le 34 year old 9 career goals man
>Soon
>>67938363
>
>>
>mfw people doesn't think this is our year
>mfw they're showing the warriors game on the scoreboard
>Soon
>Soon
>Soon
EAST IS BEAST
EAST IS BEAST
EAST IS BEAST
>>67941437
?
??
>east has a good weekend
>inb4 ETR segment about conference imbalance being overrated
MCBEAN
C
B
E
A
N
>win dac Up
Then what?
>it's a 0-0 episode
Please no.
>>67941572
fuck those living in a bubble fucklechucks
>MLS `````rival''''' games
reminder to stop giving them (You)'s
>>67941807
We have some non-meme rivalries here actually.
>Neighbors in Hershey still remember walking into the Pulisic house and seeing a 5-year-old boy engrossed in a soccer game on television. This was a regular thing. An hour later, they'd look over - still watching.
is he the one?
>>67941921
SKC vs RSL, the Joseph Smith Cup.
>>67941921
where
fresh oc coming your way
>>67941933
ayyyyyy lmao
>>tfw raised RLDS
>>67942011
Remember that time the /mls/ general was the NWSL map?
Chill.
>>67942065
>tfw no CA team
would much rather talk about the ongoing nwsl season than some future mediocre franchise 2bh phamalam
>>67942095
>the vibe
>>67942190
that's literally like, someone suggested it as a joke, and then everyone thought it was too funny NOT to pass up the food chain, and everyone just can't stop giggling long enough that now it's a fucking real thing
>>67942209
>no one is stopping it from happening
Literally the best part.
>>67942209
>trumps presidential bid in a nutshell
>worstern conference exposed
inb4 delusion
>>67942065
FCKC is actually in MO now and has been for several years.
>>67942065
Going to need that one guy to post his maps again
>>67942906
So fix the map.
>>67942923
What map.
Doesn't matter where we play, it's a red state so nobody's coming.
>>67943456
The maps that have the locations of every team and the one with the "homegrown" territory.
>>67943494
>what is Google, Alex?
>Soon: late night vibes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1wWq-VBau4
>>67943753
You can't really chant that before matches, broheim.
>>67943494
More graphics ITT wouldn't be terrible.
>>67945110
>>67945149
>costarica.jpg
>>67942065
>tfw No California Borrachas
>tfw No Dallas Cowgirls
>tfw No New Orleans Harlequins
>Pulisic scores last night
>Pulido kidnapped and probably dead
Great day all things considered
>Based Trinidad isn't in Copa América
Why even watch?
>>67954076
Literally wat
>>67954896
If you're going to make up teams, at least make them USL teams like the rest of the board.
>>67960030
That Costa Rican autist always asking about the "state of soccer"
Two hours to NYCFC!
>>67960030
Pretty sure he's talking about the alien
>>67960098
Well he's not here, man.
>>67960110
I thought all the """fans""" killed themselves by now
>TFW friend convinces me to go to Bernie Sanders rally with him
>Standing in line
>Guy behind me is wearing an LAFC hat
How can you be a fan of a team that doesn't exist when you have a real, top tier team you can root for
>>67960252
The Clippers didn't exist for years, yet still somehow had fans.
>>67960252
>going to a Bernie rally
>>67960252
>going to a Bernie rally
>surprised to see delusional people
>Vancouver fans salty about that double send off
Shit could have been 10v9
>>67960110
>supporting NYCFC
Can you fake fucking plastic fans kill yourselves already?
>>67962442
mfw at cvs in a red bulls jersey and cashier says hes been of fan of nycfc since day one but didnt know they had a game today
>>67963233
Sounds right. NYCFC fans are the fucking worst not real fucking fans at all fuck them.
>>67963408
I'm watching a sky sports stream and I saw that and I was like why can't this useless fuck play like that for us. If we have another loss I'm done with this team.
>>67963453
>plastic fan wonders why a old midfielder isn't that good anymore
wew
>>67963505
>plastic
Fuck off I've been a supporter since day 1.
>>67963453
this is bait
>>67963453
Were you under a rock last week?
>Canadians in charge of scoring
>>67963544
I didn't watch last week's game but yea they lost and if we have another embarrassing loss I'm done.
>>67963584
>>67963520
lyl I hope larin scores a hat trick and you quit supporting forever
Looks like nothing's changed with the reserve team
>>67963602
Fuck you
>>67963615
kek
Fuck this, going to sleep on purpose
>>67963453
(You)
>NYCFC is struggling with Orlando's C team
Will we ever see a dominating performance by this team?
mls refs are fucking garbage.
>>67963602
I wish this too (purely for fantasy reasons
>>67963916
WHERE IS FAT FRANK
>>67945149
>not one state of any value in red
excellent
Lol David Villa is such a shit player.
What the fuck?
>>67964051
I hope those guys have filed a patent for that kind of pizza, shit would make loads of money.
>that cheeky guy wearing a Mets jersey
this is getting pretty dumb.
Orlando is getting raped by the refs.
>>67964297
lmao
>the shanty town of NYC.
>>67963520
S E V E N
E
V
E
N
G O A L S
O
A
L
S
Orlando really need Kaká badly
These Brit broadcasters from the sky stream will not shut the fuck up about how Lampard was booed last week.
>>67965176
they mad
Does anyone give a fuck about this game?
Larin has been dreadful this game
What's everyone drinking? This is me
VILLLAAA
Goddamn Orlando
How can they literally fuck up everything?
>Villa makes a beautiful goal
>no one gives a fuck
BENULDY :DDDDD
What the fuck was that?
KEKE holy shit.
NYCFC everyone
>Villa
>>67965557
shitty turf
>slip.
>another play to add to my best of NYCFC video
lol nice Pen Villa
Most
Dangerous
Lead
>>67965580
I meant the penalty before
But equally applicable
>>67965610
NYCFC gonna blow this now
Why doesnt NYCFC just play in Metlife Stadium.
This yankee shit looks like a U-10 field with alot of money pumped into it
>>67965621
The call I meant
Why was that a penalty?
this is barely better than the visible football lines in seattlel's games.
barely.
Orlando's got this now
>>67965652
1) nycfc's marketing is based upon the fact that they're actually in new york city
2) the yankees are part owners of nycfc
>>67965729
that doesn't even happen that often you cuck
>these sky broadcasters whining that Lampard isn't getting a standing ovation
>>67965454
How is this stuff? I saw it in my local liquorstore the other day and thought it sounded weird as fuck. I wasn't a fan of Rogue's donut flavored beers...
>>67965764
This. I go to the games every now and then but if NYCFC goes to Jersey I will never support them. I just hate how many of the big NY teams play in Jersey. It's more out of principle.
>>67965454
wish i had some rogue dead guy ale.
>>67965764
>hes a shiteattle fan
>>67965808
expect nycfc to never be good for a couple of decades at least at home anyway
>>67965788
It tastes like spicey Guinness. Spicey beer is actually really good when you eat bar food it gives it more of a kick. I had spicey beer in Denver and it was fantastic.
>>67965895
It's fine I'll still support them. I own season tickets they can tank they next 9 seasons I'll still go to every game. I'm not at this game though because my brother in law wanted to take his son. HIS BLOOD SON.
>fat frank
>miss ball
>kill player in box
>no PK
come on MLS
C U C K E D
U
C
K
E
D
NEW YORK SHITTY
LOLMAOROFL
MEME MAGIC MEME MAGIC MEME MAGIC MEME MAGIC MEME MAGIC MEME MAGIC MEME MAGIC MEME MAGIC MEME MAGIC MEME MAGIC MEME MAGIC MEME MAGIC MEME MAGIC MEME MAGIC MEME MAGIC MEME MAGIC MEME MAGIC MEME MAGIC MEME MAGIC MEME MAGIC MEME MAGIC MEME MAGIC MEME MAGIC MEME MAGIC MEME MAGIC MEME MAGIC MEME MAGIC MEME MAGIC MEME MAGIC MEME MAGIC MEME MAGIC MEME MAGIC MEME MAGIC MEME MAGIC MEME MAGIC MEME MAGIC MEME MAGIC MEME MAGIC MEME MAGIC MEME MAGIC MEME MAGIC MEME MAGIC MEME MAGIC MEME MAGIC MEME MAGIC MEME MAGIC MEME MAGIC MEME MAGIC MEME MAGIC MEME MAGIC MEME MAGIC MEME MAGIC MEME MAGIC MEME MAGIC MEME MAGIC MEME MAGIC MEME MAGIC
HOLY SHIT
>MLELS
>VINTAGE NYCFC
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
good. fuck them. Complete joke of a club.
>playing in a baseball stadium
holy siht David Villa
you cannot make this shit up
>just end my life
JUST
Wew lad
>>NYCFC
>>67965924
Yeah I've had quite a few spicy/chili beers (I coincidentally live in Denver). They're fun to try once in a while, but I'd never want to drink a whole bomber of one.
>>67965808
>wah i hate new jersey it doesnt have a bike lane
>that one furry cry
topkek, needs to be made a webm
Someone has to have the JUST NYCFC picture come on
Time to guess what NYC fans are gonna throw at Lampard this week.
Anyone know where the other game in a baseball game is on TV?
Colombia vs Haiti?
Well I said it at the start fuck it I am done with this joke of a team.
>>67966268
this is bait
