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Copa break edition
No games until the 18th.
MLS:
PHI 3-2 CLB
DC 0-2 SEA
POR 1-0 SJ
NYC 2-3 RSL
DAL 0-0 HOU 13'
LA 0-0 SKC 34'
Canadian Championship:
OTT 2-0 VAN
TOR 4-2 MTL
US Open Cup:
http://thecup.us/
Lower Leagues:
http://www.nasl.com/
http://www.uslsoccer.com/
Minnesota United
>dwhyr
>>68059190
many older europeans get exposed in MLS due to being unaware of just how crazy the MLS circuit is, after you take in all the variables and parity enforcing rules they don't have players around them who will hide their weaknesses, this is why Lampard, Gerrard, Pirlo etc are failing. In this day and age in MLS older meme players are a liability, you need someone who will contribute in a multi-faceted way. Giovinco is the prime example of a European flourishing in MLS
don't get me wrong I love having castillo at FC Dallas
But...shouldn't he be in france or spain or italy playing? Maybe even a bench spot on a PL team?
He's quick, he's got good finishing skills. And its been on display for the past two seasons
>>68059715
Gonna get btfo in the US Open
>“I’m always against it,” Stewart said. “No matter if it’s the next one, and the next one, or the next one. I have to stand up for my group, as the business side stands for their part. We’re going to have discussions, but I’ll always be against it.”
The Union sporting director did say that offseason events are fine and that kids playing mini-soccer games at halftime is “fantastic.” But he admitted that finding a middle ground when it comes to things like lacrosse or rugby is difficult from his perspective.
“You can have things but you can’t jeopardize the field,” Stewart said. “It’s difficult when you have a marching band, rugby or lacrosse – it wears and tears the field. I don’t know if there’s a middle ground, to tell you the truth. If you choose to be a soccer organization, that comes first and foremost – and every decision you make, I feel, has to be geared toward that.”
Will his autism lead us to the promised land?
No fucking NYCFC fans can post in this thread new fucking rule.
>>68060323
Ownership wants a marching band at halftime?
>>68060327
I don't think they give a crud
MLS sucks
>>68060323
I didn't know lacrosse and marching bands fuck up the field that much
>>68060574
You suck
>His name is anibaba
>60 minutes
>0 shots
>LA Galaxy """""soccer"""""
>>68061109
>supporting a team in California
Kill yourself
>>68061194
>non cali posters
REEEEEEE
>>68061385
Just kill yourself already plastic shit.
>it's a 0-0 episode
>>68061660
>It's a being plastic episode.
That was a bad 0-0
This semen slurping sport is not for me
>>68061782
>the game ended in a tie therefore this sucks
Can you plastic shits fuck off to baseball or something?
>>68061791
>one shot the entire game and it wasn't even on target
Nobody in this game on either team gave a fuck
>>68061815
Settle down Carlos, not every game is great
This one certainly wasn't
>>68061815
Look at Sweden's stat sheet and you will see it was bad. The team with the vast majority of possession shot the ball once the entire game. Also you didn't watch the game and your shitposting form is bad
>>68061815
I watch soccer regularly and I gotta say that this game was awful. MLS really is kinda lame, you have the occasional good game from a DP, and that's it...
>>68061815
It was not a good tie to watch.
>>68061863
>I watch soccer regularly
I love how every plastic shit says this
>>68061876
You're fuming over a bad game, lol damn. MLS wouldn't be the joke of the world if it wasn't for it's unbearable, self righteous fans.
>>68061924
Fuck off plastic shit this clearly isn't the sport for you
>>68061959
why are you so plastic?
>>68061924
>posting girly anime
Being a xhe is more cringe worthy. Shouldn't you be finding a new way to classify yourself.
>>68062000
Shut up plastic fuck.
>>68062104
Polyurethane bitch.
so glad we're done with the last thread.
also what a boring game the lags had. so much for our depth. brucie should have let the kids at it.
>Soon
i watched that galaxy game...i see the refs are still horrible in this shit league. an obvious handball wasn't called at the end.
Hmmm, the day MLS is announced as one of the first testing locations for video replay a completely bullshit and outcome-changing call happens that is exactly what VR would be able to overturn.
Coincidence? PROBABLY
>>68061815
That match was semen slurping to the max
UNION
N
I
O
N
What the fuck....
>>68063964
>Ima sporting
Thread's doing great, thanks for asking.
>>68059916
Those players don't have weaknesses, the American players surrounding them are just dogshit
>>68060581
I'm guessing he's referring to marching band competitions, which would definitely fuck a grass field
>>68064487
if they dont have weaknesses how come they dont all score a hat trick a game? i thought these players were world cup stars or something?
>>68063964
And don't forget, LA had 63% possession.
>>68064487
that explains why they excel in the PL then, because there's not an English player in sight
>>68064487
>lampard, gerrard, pirlo don't have weaknesses
why do people give americans shit about soccer? For someone whos entire people grew up watching the sport that is one of the worst opinions i've read
>mfw Wade Barrett's road performance compared to Owen Coyle's
Its definenrly an improvement, now they just need to win.
>>68061791
>turns on the meme no-defense MLS
>0-0
JUST
>Soon
>>68070117
OH REALLY, NO ONE TOLD ME
>>68070137
>giving him a (You)
>>68070151
there's too many blank space, needs more stuff
JUST
>>68070168
dunno what you're talking about, Blank only takes up the bit of space in the picture frame
>>68070151
should be le cancer juden.
>this triggers ABS's
>Soon
>tfw you went out and did normie shit last night and missed the most meme MLS games of all time.
god dammit.
>>68070456
you didn't miss much
>>68070456
Same here man and it feels pretty good.
>>68070456
>most meme MLS games of all time.
sorry, which one are we talking about?
>>68071230
LA - SKC 0-0. LA with 1 shot and SKC with lots.
Texas rainbowl
>triggered
Tournament when?
>NASL
>USL
>no bumps
There's your answer, minor-league faggos.
>tfw no games for 3 weeks and then 3 games in 7 days
>Soon
>Soon: should have posted this one edition
>tfw college soccer will never go away
>tfw pay 2 play soccer will never go away
>>68087759
Tell MLS to actually pay the fucking youth academies and clubs.
>>68087891
mls stopped taking my calls
SHIT LEAGUE FAGS!
>DOS A CERO!
>DOS A CERO!
>DOS A CERO!
Tell your fucking shit nt players to stay In europe.
>>68087968
The players at fault for both goals play in Europe
MLS was a mistake
>>68087968
>that flag
B U I L D W A L L
U
I
L
D
W
A
L
L
Jesus Christ I can't take these people seriously
>>68087336
>future
>majority minority
seems about right
MLS should be ashamed of themsleves. Look at that atrocity.
>>68088346
The atrocity that was Bedoya?
How?
>>68088346
bedoya and yedlin were the worst on the field today.
but tons of the players out there were actively fighting for the bottom.
>>68088448
>>68088402
you mean bradley? mLELS ruined him
>>68088448
Zardes was definitely the worst
>>68088479
might be biased being an lag fan, but don't think he got enough of the ball to be considered the worst, though that fact alone might be what is making you say that.
doesn't matter, the whole team was bad in the end, probably won't even get out of the group.
>>68088466
>I can only hate Bradley because rentboys in Yurop are infallible
>>68088534
Biggest problems are no really leading striker and no #10
Nagbe really needs to be starting
Bedoya was just awful out there. Someone needs to be leading the attack and it can't be Bradley
>>68088540
lol no, keep sucking mls cock. Bedoya wasn't the one losing possession at US's own half.
>>68088626
Keep sucking Yuro cock
Bedoya was doing to help Jones or Bradley or anybody
Where was he?
>>68088664
and guess what happened right before the handball, Bradley fucked up. Bedoya was shit but so was jones and bradley. Midfield filled with mlels and did jack shit
>>68089068
Didn't say Bradley wasn't bad today
But the Bedoya experiment was exposed today
The US really someone with some creativity
Nagbe really needs to start. Would help a lot. And maybe moving Wood and Nagbe to the CF position. Solved most of the US's problems right there
Linx/streeming 4 tournament games, gotdammit.
In return I'll totally buy you a jpg of beer.
>>68089402
steal an antenna and maybe one of digital converter things and tune into univision anon.
then maybe look for a radio stream for commentary.
>>68089530
I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
>>68090581
in that case, go into debt hole paying for extra shit you don't need like cable.
>>68090628
Now that sounds more like America.
>>68059715
Should be called Somalia United
Even the descendants of Swedes here in the US are cucks
>Soon: late night vibes - even later than usual edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1qRgYuawAc
>not blasting Grum at full volume while you drive really fast through the connector late at night.
tfw Ontivero won't come back
He was a decent bloke lads, albeit physically weak, wouldn't mind him having on >our team again.
>>68090646
I know it's a meme, but there's only about 30k Somalies throughout all of Minnesota
>>68095983
I feel so sad
I expected it but I still feel sad
>>68088402
Come on dude MLS does not prepare our players worth a damn against the world's elite.
I'm all for not sucking Euro dick, but it is clear as day here where our players need to train and play.
>bedoya is shit and plays for a shit french team
>this now excuses that all the MLelS players were shit too
The fuck argument is that?
>>68098228
>>68098196
Cameron was shit, Yedlin was shit, Bedoya was catastrophic, Wood was nowhere
And these were the Yurop based players
Playing in Yurop doesn't make you a good player
>>68098319
Neither does playing in MLS.
>>68098362
I fail to recall when I said that
>>68098441
So we are in agreement that MLS sucks
>>68098504
Why are you so desperate to dismiss MLS?
Did Garber not give you and team and then had a foursome with your gf, sister, and mother?
>>68098504
>get btfo on yurop players
>hurr well mls is shit too
Hey /mls/ i am at the maximum comfy game possible
>Visit parents who live in the middle of nowhere
>Dad asks if I want to go with him to local beer league team
>Remember when I was a kid they always got btfo but let's give it a try
>Go to field
>Share some beers with dad and his m8s
>Dad half drunk trash talks opponents players and their goalie (who let in a softie)
>For notes, the spectators are literally 1meter away from the field
>His m8s throw some bantz too
>Drinking beer and spend nice time with dad
COMFY
O
M
F
Y
>>68098319
and mls-based american defenders would've allowed more goals in the run of play. You seem to always fail to mention the mls based players doing jack shit either.
>>68098539
>>68099780
>mls shills vehemently defending their shit players
>>68100514
niceee
I'm picturing that very well but I dont understand anything because you guys speak German :(
>>68100551
>yurosnobs vehemently slurping semen
>>68100580
Just picture it in spanish
>Opposing team gets btfo
>Whenever opposing player fucks up he get's bantz which they are impossible avoidable to hear
>Enjoy beers on top of that
BASED
>>68100551
Again, I fail to remember saying MLS players were perfect.
I doubt Besler and Birnbaum would have done worse than Cameron and Brooks
Neither were irreplaceable
>>68100627
The irony in your statement is that I want the national team to win the wc in my lifetime. And to play at the highest level possible to achieve it.
>>68100514
>Go to college game
>My small private college against shitty cross-town school
>Trail 2-0
>Greek guys (not the ones from Yurop) keep giving the other team's Gk shit
>They're standing right behind him so you know he can hear them
>80th minute keeper snaps, stomps some guy and hurls ball at ref
>Instant red
>Win 3-2 in regulation
Certainly an interesting experience
>>68100716
We can't do it without a decent following here and we'll need a decent league to grow the fanbase
Only so many are willing to suck yurosemen
>>68100716
And having players playing for a sucky French team and 2nd division Bundesliga will do that? How about sitting on the bench and never playing for your European team?
>>68101206
oh i'm sure it's a step up then playing in a league where defenders are payed minimum wage and turf that kills ankles and joints(dempsey's team).
>>68101384
You clearly know literally jack shit about MLS, so just fuck off.
>muh minimum wage
Sure, it was like that back in the '90s. The minimum for rookies right out of college is in the 50-60K range and anyone who actually starts regularly makes around 80K and up. Which obviously pales in comparison to what they make in Europe, but considering the fact that your average American doesn't give a damn about soccer, that's fair compensation.
>turf
I agree with you here, but playing in football (and occasionally baseball) stadiums is going to be a thing so long as nobody cares about MLS. You're part of the problem, faggot.
Best thing about Ramadan is that I get to watch Copa America since I get stay up to 3 AM
>>68100627
>goes straight for the semen insult when pointing out the fact MLS players are straight trash
lol
>>68101996
Watch out, if you don't praise MLS players 24/7 in here you will be called a semen slurper.
>>68101871
How am I the problem when garber wanted it this way? When the owners do everything they can to make a water down product of course people aren't going to take it seriously.
And the point was that the wages are so lopsided to forwards rather then defender that how can the quality increase if it stays this way? You think bedoya and bobby wouldn't be offered DP contracts if they decided to move to MLS? If you want better and MORE players increase the cap and invest in youth, but it's obviously not happened yet since not only did the senior team got beat but so did the U-23s by fucking colombia
>>68098063
Tell me it will get better.
>>68102089
>>68102062
Keep throwing out your red herring
Won't change how shitty Yurop based players are
>>68102111
Once Klinsmann is fired
So never
Sorry
>Last night's game barely beat Gold Cup viewership
Knew it
Euros will be bigger
No doubt
>lose against the third ranked team you were expected to lose against
>MLS IS SO FUCKING SHIT IF THEY WERE IN EUROPE WE WOULD HAVE BEAT THEM AND WED WIN THE WORLD CUP, GOING TO EUROPE IS THE ONLY WAY TO GET GOOD!!!! Did i mention that MLS is the reason colombia beat us?
Why do people who follow the same sport as me here act so pathetic?
>>68102675
I get where you are coming from, but outside of the result, the performance was pretty poor. A bit delusional to think that *we* will run over Colombia though for sure.
>>68102817
But it wasn't as though the MLS players were the only ones to blame
Everyone sucked
Klinsmann got his ass handed to him by Pekerman on terms of game planning
It was just poor everywhere
>>68102817
The problem is people use MLS as the scapegoat for anything that goes wrong, any big soccer nation could lose to Colombia any given day and that countries fans wouldnt put their domestic on the stake, its annoying listening to people every year complaining how our domestic league is making us worse, its just not true in any sense
>>68102675
>give criticism of the league
>OMG SEMEN SLURPING YUROFAGGOTS
most if not all colombia lineup was in Europe ;^)
>>68102864
I see what you are saying, I didn't read the thread before responding, ironically the best solution to some of the problems is probably nagbe
>>68102942
7 of the US's XI play in Europe
>>68102089
still btfo about >>68099780 huh?
look, no one here thinks the MLS players on the NT are better than the European players. It's just that our European players are also not that good.
>>68102098
Yes, that's an inherent problem with a single-entity league. Everyone's still shook from the collapse of the original NASL decades ago (basically due to runaway spending by team owners, many of whom went bankrupt) so MLS is going all in on stability (salary cap, etc) in the interest of making sure that MLS still exists in a decade or two.
The introduction of Garberbux (GAM & TAM) was a way to sort of raise the salary cap. I'm sure the next CBA will see the salary cap raised quite a bit - it's just that during the negotiation of the previous CBA the main issue was free agency.
Really, the biggest problem is that we still depend on college soccer to develop our players.
>>68103152
>Over spending
Also absurd expansion killed NASL
>>68102975
Exactly
People shit on Bradley, but it's not his fault
Bradley's not a guy you want leading the attack
It's gotta be someone else
>>68102576
What, are you Anti European coaches as well? top kek
>>68103227
wtf? did we watch the same match? Bradley was playing his natural position and was giving away easy possession like crazy
>>68103227
>bradley plays like ass
>look guys, it's not bradley's fault
jesus christ
>>68103277
It wasn't his natural role
He's not a playmaker
Klinsmann has used him for the last two years as one yet hasn't learned he isn't reliable there
Bedoya went missing as usual and Jones has no skill anymore (he's just running forward)
>>68103379
Yet Jones is killing it in MLS is he not?
>>68103311
Bradley was bad
But who wasn't?
Why is everyone acting as if Bradley was the only one to blame?
>>68103401
Jones gets a lotta help from wingers
Wing play was also absent last night
Makes since since Klinsmann's got to strikers there and not actual wingers
Pappa and Gashi are better than Wood and Zardes as wingers
>>68103379
bradley's not a good attacking midfielder if that's what you're suggesting.
>he's not a playmaker
then what the fuck is he?
>>68103656
He's not an attacking playmaker
He need to sit back
Not spearheading the offense forward
>>68103770
So he is a pointless player.
>>68103783
First tournament huh?
>>68103770
but he was sitting back most of the game...and then loses possession
>>68103879
What does he excel at?
>implying your body is ready
>implying greentext isn't Sounders colors
>implying not the most >implying team
>SOUN
>Soon
Klinsmen out when?
>>68104795
>sounders fans will unironically shill memeorris as roty
>>68104795
>tfw sounders fans take the heat off timbers fans for being the worst
Thanks desu
>Soon
>>68059916
You're looking way too into it.
Bottom line is the players doing shit came to the league for a paycheck and to relax in the sun. They're treating it as a retirement home.
Giovinco actually wants to compete.
Cosmos @ Ft. Lauderdale:
http://www.oneworldsports.com/stories/watch-live-nasl-game-week/
If the Cosmos win this they win the Spring season.
>Soon
>>68110070
well thats partially what I mean, you can't come here and expect to vacation and take it easy or else you WILL be exposed and the fans will think you're a piece of shit (look at how NYCFC fans view Lampard) Giovinco is the type of player we should and want coming here because even though he's getting paid he at least cares about doing the best he can while growing himself and the leauge
>>68106606
NYCFC fans are the worst, its no surprise that now that the Sounders are doing bad their fans aren't being very vocal on the banter-internet sphere
>post yfw USA - Cocayene scoreline
susannah collins is growing on me :3
>>68115782
do you think calen carr has hit that?
>>68115782
literally who
>Soon
>>68118518
What would you do if you got raped on the day of atlantas home opener?
>>68118938
soonpost
>Soon
time to play in cowtown
>>68118518
noos<
>Johnny Johnson
>>68121218
who names these fucking people, christ.
>no more MLS for two weeks
>USA not getting out of its group
the fuck am i supposed to do now
>>68121546
The euros you fucking transfaggot
fuck you cowtown, that was too close
copa america sucks so far, this is horrible for the future of soccer in US.
>>68122292
Not helping that I had to spend 10 minutes looking through the guide to find out where the fuck Fox Sports 1 is
Suffice to say, no one is watching this unless they intentionally went looking for it
>>68122292
>still caring about getting the normals to watch soccer
fuck 'em, and fuck that meme
>>68122292
Eh most people I know aren't even aware this is happening right now so I don't think it will be horrible. The 2018 World Cup however will definitely be make or break.
>>68122367
but mls is on fox sport 1, m8
>>68122292
the real copa happened a year ago, anyone thinking otherwise is delusional
>>68122530
If as many people watch Copa America as watch the MLS, this tournament is fucked
I watched the Avengers instead of this shit
Clearly the right choice
Of course the first Blues game this season I miss we come back from being down 2-0 and destroy Seattle S2 5-2...
One of Atlanta United's u18 academy players is named fucking Machop. Man I hope he makes it to the first team, the Pokemon fan-signs and memes will be endless.
V I L L A R E A L B R O S
OH FUCKING JEJ
>Trinkets Smith
>Johnny Jonhson
>>68123738
there is a Chris Christian in that team too
>>68123792
>Scum Jose feeder team for cowtown.
Meme that shit up.
GOAL
damnit los dos, how can you let someone with a meme name like that score?
>>STLFC
MEME OUT MEME OUT MEME OUT
>>68123090
Didn't Aston Villa have a player named Jolteon last season?
THE BRIT IS OUT
>scores goal
>gets sent off almost immediately afterward
Next Fernando Torres in the making
>>68124640
Liverpool reject and everything
one point is better than nothing
>>68124768
>9 yellow cards
What the fuck were they playing, hockey???
>>68124768
such a cowtown thing to say.
>>68124466
You know, when the Blues were down 2-0 today, I took solace in the fact that STLFC were in the same position we were in and at least Magic 8-Ball would be sad with me.
But then we scored 5 goals in 30 minutes and everything was wonderful again =)
>>68124768
>losing to a literal farm team
pathetic beyond measures
>>68124865
but all USL teams are farm teams...
>>68124808
To be fair, that's kind of what you want to see in a """""""Rivalry"""""""" game.
>>68124886
There are actually 9 USL teams with no MLS affiliate.
>>68125188
ok, but a lot of them are
>>68122530
>1 televised game a week
Wow it's fucking nothing
>>68123090
>all those refugees from YMCA
Kek
>>68124670
Is he on loan from Liverpool or did they full-on release him?
>>68123090
>fire
>fire
a sign that we should burn atlanta to the ground and salt it afterwards
>>68123090
>Pokemon memes
>Simpsons memes
>Anime memes
>Refugees Welcome
>Fire Cannons
>chainsaws
>7 nation army
>baseball field hooligans
>Racoons
Is this the future of MLS supporter's culture?
>>68125693
don't forget millennials.
>>68125285
He signed with them at 16 when he was one of the best youth prospects in England. He never really managed to make a first team appearance and was released. Now he's in USL.
Quite the drop.
Where would you build the stadium /mls/?
>>68125789
Rancho, Ontario, or Downtown Riverside
>>68125789
Fontana just for shits
>>68125825
Comfy stadium next to the Nascar track would work
>>68125789
no where, i would fire bomb all that in the map.
nothing of value would be lost. then build hundreds of stadiums after the rubble has been cleared out
>>68125693
Game of Thrones and Star Wars also
>>68125789
Sacramento
>>68124846
Team worn out by fixture congestion and bad lineup management, I'm not sure we even recorded a shot on goal today
We need a new coach next year, regardless of the final standings
>>68126138
I like the way you think
>Soon: late night vibes - s i m p s o n w a v e edition
>>68126348
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTfa-9aCTYg
>FORGETTING THE SONG
>ME
>SOON
>>68126373
>(((soon)))
>>68121546
Watch Shorks
>>68126138
The Inland Empire has more people than Cowtown FYI
>>68126639
yah but Sac has all the people around it too
>>68126639
It also has more meth heads.
>>68123090
Picture I found of Machop Chol just searching twitter. I assume it's him.
>>68126672
Very true. I wasnt knocking Sac just making an observation of just how many people live in So Cal. I believe So Cal could support 5 teams still
>LA
>LA2
>OC
>IE
>SD
>>68126683
I've lived here my whole live and have never been offered meth or seen it in person. Then again I live in the "nice part" not Norco or Rialto
>>68126704
>ywn have MLS with pro/rel so everyone can get a team
>ywn have 5 teams in So Cal
>ywn have a team for each NY borough
>>68126348
>if you invert the colors on your screen, this looks like the cover to OK Computer. Also /sp/ looks vaporwave as fuuuck in reverse.
>>68125825
>fontuky
>>68126704
Can't wait for the inevitable California Cup
>>68126746
>tfw no Oakland, SF, SJ, Sac, etc
>>68127381
the Soccer Premiership International of California
>>68127538
>the Soccer Premiership International of California
>SPIC
fucking amazing
>>68127569
Did not think that one through..........
>soccer
>2016
THE FUTURE HAS GOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLS
>>68125263
Eh this isn't the full list.Looking at the pictures from the banquet and the other parts of the lists there were also a good number of white kids (maybe like 35%) and a handful of Mexicans as well.
>>68121894
but MLS fans get triggered by watching better football.
>>68123090
>le add united on the name to be cool xD
Nice name Atlanta
>>68125789
No where. California shouldn't get another team.
>its another meme thread
is he comeback player of the year?
>>68136038
what a jackass
Apparently that USL game they played in Idaho yesterday was a sellout and some USL bigwigs were in attendance, team coming there soon?
>>68130485
Mad flyover detected
>>68127569
jej
>>68061863
Sees a bad game in any other league:
>that was a bad game
Sees a bad MLS game
>what a shit league
This is what triggers people who watch MLS on the reg. It's as stupid as the people who tune in for a shitty CL final proclaiming that the CL is shit.
>>68137136
there's people in idaho?
>>68061863
you are so cuc'd my man, have you ever heard of watching your local team and growing the sport? Fuck no, because all you give a shit about is being the best in the world so that you can get confirmation that its okay to like the league, you let memes and preconceived notions and biases blind you from watching a special time for the sport in this country.
I honestly wouldn't care if you didn't watch another MLS game, the league has survived without all the people that shit on their own league and it'll continue to grow as much as you post your opinions
tl;dr GET OUT OF MY FUCKING LEAGUE YOU PLASTIC PIECE OF SHIT
>>68137691
>have a failed team
>hey lets give them another
Sacramento can come sure, but other places deserve it more than LgAy
>Soon
I'm an LA Galaxy fun, enlight me about our history and traditions, please.
>>68139844
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pH5l72fFug
>>68139548
dafuq
>>68139531
It didn't fail
They're rebooting it
Plus halving the LA market is still more lucrative than Sacramento
And no one deserves anything
>>68138488
The difference is that other leagues also have good games.
>>68141514
You get good games here, it helps if you have a team to root for though.
On a good day MLS is maybe Championship tier. Everything else is either meme spaghetti fests or just plain terrible.
If your a neutral and don't have a team, I don't see anything wrong with sticking to Euro leagues.
>>68139531
Cali will have 4 teams by 2020 :^)
>>68142203
>Sacramento
Nah. Garbage city.
>>68142899
No the Deltas will meme their way into MLS
Tournament thread/links where?
>>68142947
>KEEP HANDS OFF BALLS
>>68140158
>clearly failed
>it didn't fail
>Soon
>Soon
>>68145830
>>68148972
(((soon)))
>>68149387
Can we leave the Jews out of this?
>I dont rate Morgan
>>68150002
I don't know, can we?
>>68150002
where do you think we are.jpeg
>>68150323
I rate her on my dick
>>68150002
Take a (you) lad
Enjoying the break?
>>68150323
>SheBelieves Cup
I'm all for sports equality, but what the actual fuck
>>68092911
>Only 30k
>>68160084
Please, I bet your state has more blacks in just one medium sized city.
>>68160084
I live near a Muslim neighborhood and know a couple of Somalis. All they ever do is work hard and send money back to Somalia. Seem like good people desu.
>>68160084
where is our neo-nazi, isolationist mls club?
okay guys, meme this picture into oblivion.
Lmao
I heard you guys like soccer!
>>68161573
bradley got exposed hard
>>68161573
>mLeIS
>Soon: late night vibes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJnJANr30SM
>tfw just found out this was printed on white vinyl 2 years ago and its sold out and like $100 now.
i totally should have known about that. oh well.
>Soon
Is there any city or state in the US where soccer is the most popular of all sports?
a state or city where soccer exceed by much in popularity, to football, baseball , basketball, and hockey together
>>68163470
(((soon)))
>>68163530
I definitely wouldn't say it is the most popular but in Kansas City there is a lot of support for SKC. If it wasn't for the fairweather royals fans SKC would be second. DESU most of the queefs fans are from outside of the city or even the metropolitan region
>>68163530
Anchorage, Alaska
At least when AFC Anchorage takes off.
>>68161573
He's not even the best player for Toronto. I have no idea why he still gets called up to the national team
>>68163587
wut
>>68163613
I look for a city (or state) in the United States where soccer is the most popular sport, where soccer is the most popular sport, and where soccer is more often sport
one state or one city in usa where soccer exceed by much in popularity, to football, baseball , basketball, and hockey together
>>68163613
>Ima sporting
>>68163794
Maybe Orlando, Florida? But just the city.
>>68163774
http://fortune.com/2016/06/03/google-chrome-jews/
>>68164299
>those team names
Holy shit.
>>68164328
based
>new week
>new games
Hell yeah, Dot J. Pegg
>>Open Cup 4th Round starts in 9 days
>>68166869
>what do until then?
>Gold Cup and Copa America to be merged and play every 4 years in the US
I'm okay with this, instead of the irrelevant Gold Cup we condense all our memes into one tournament here
>>68122292
this,Mexico is stylin' on us
>>68125789
At the intersection of 10 & 15
http://playingfor90.com/2016/06/03/mls-predictions-favorites-mls-cup/
>Union beating LAGs in final
I'm okay with this
>>68173586
i'm not, fuck the gay sneks
https://twitter.com/MarkFishkin/status/739881585038790657
How about them attendance numbers /mls/?
>Chicago Fire
>Chicago Red Stars
>Chicago Cubs
>Chicago White Sox
>Chicago Bears
>Chicago Blackhawks
>Chicago Bulls
>Chicago Sky
How can one city be so god-damn based?
>>68160124
>>68160638
>>68160664
Swedish ancestry
>>68175567
Also probably Chicago Municipal, since Peter Wilt doesn't seem to like the old Sting brand.
>soon
>>68176111
>NASL and MLS in the same city
What is even the point?
>>68176111
no sting? fuck that shit.
>>68176250
cuz chicago fire is going to fold soon
>>68176250
I'm hoping that this gets the Fire to stop sucking.
>>68176250
Public transportation accessibility, access to a large TV market, and potential for a meme rivalry.
>>68176286
Sting got the most votes in the poll, but Wilt is careful to point out that it was still a minority, just the largest one. I think he's hedging against being unable to buy the trademark or something.
>>68176298
Links or it didn't happen.
>>68176350
I said 'going to' and using common sense.
>>68176402
>Chicago sports team
>failing
Kek.
>>68176700
>stadium far away from downtown
>abysmal attendance
>low ratings
>not even meme parity can bring the fire from being last
well fire will the first.
>>68176800
>not playing at Soldier Field
Why
>last place under the WNBA team
Calling bullshit on that.
>>68176869
playing at soldier field is arguably one of the few things they could do to make their stadium situation worse, the only way to really fix it is through years of winning or building their own stadium in Chicago, but I see Chicago NASL filling that role
does LA REALLY need 5 soccer teams?
>>68177309
yes
>>68177309
>does the trendiest city in north america, if not the world, need as many of the hot new thing as possible?
Yes.
>>68176990
>NASL gets funding for a downtown stadium for the MLS team does
Kek.
>>68177376
>LA thinks its better than NYC
Lmao
>MLelS
>>68177376
Might be overestimating how hot soccer is in the us.
>>68177442
Now now, no need to fight. We've got flyovers to belittle.
>>68059693
>san jose earthquakes
thats just in bad taste desu
>>68177442
Lmao, indeed.
>>68177514
I think you might be underestimating how shallow LA is.
>Soon
>>68177842
(((soon)))
>>68177396
exactly, fire is going to fold soon.
>>68177376
LMFAO
>tfw no canadian qt gf
Um, excuse me- is it still likely that America will qualify to play in the world cup? I don't follow soccer, but I like chanting USA and pretending I do.
>>68183467
That seems to be something they (we?) are doing more consistently, but then again it's the U.S. so they could just as easily blow their qualifying match against fuckin' Mongolia or somebody, who knows.
>>68177309
One for each MLS Cup.
>MLS player scores 2 to carry his team to win in Copa America
>anti-mls shills wont talk about this
>>68186539
>I rate panama
>>68186658
>I think Europe outside of Germany is as good as the Americas
>>68190374
>i'm extremely defensive over my little sawker
>>68190455
>I actively dislike and shitpost about my domestic league and anything involved in it because it isn't the best in the world
Feefur breaks are the fucking worst. usoc when???
>>68192046
>>Open Cup 4th Round starts in 8 days
this break feels longer than the wait until >Soon
>Soon
>>68192046
>>68194767
So,
>Soon
then
>it's yet another NY team thread
GET READY
>>68200539
Is it plastic like NYCFC or is it as empty as Red Bull Arena?
>>68200563
It's delusional like the Cosmos.
>yfw your the Interim Coach
>Copa America Centenario on Univision Deportes Reaches 21.2 Million Total Viewers During Opening Weekend, Outperforming World Cup Group Stage by Double Digits
>http://www.businesswire.com/news/home/20160606006566/en/Copa-America-Centenario-Univision-Deportes-Reaches-21.2
>b-b-but Copa America will do worse than the Euros r-right? N-nothing outside of Europe matters r-retards
>>68200899
>latin american tournament
>doing well on univision
That's as much news as saying the west is better than the east senpai
>>68200899
What about the ratings from Fox Sports?
>SQF is unpatriotic and probably didn't vote
>>68191823
>I rate mLELS over NASL
>>68201174
>tfw my voting location is literally a block away and I probably won't go vote
oh well
http://www.houstondynamo.com/post/2016/06/07/houston-dynamo-appoint-wade-barrett-interim-head-coach
WAYLP
>>68200539
>>68200563
>>68200597
>Western NY
It's empty like Buffalo.
>>68200563
>women's soccer
I'll go with "empty like RBA."
>>68201563
I wasn't even aware the last coach left, what happened?
>>68201421
>I rate a league that trades players away to cover hotel and transportation costs
>>68201974
Coyle left ostensibly to be closer to his family
but the fact that this happened after a terrible start to the season can't just be a coincidence
>>68202008
>HOUMLS now fucked for season
Well, even in a new sport, HOU is still HOU.
>>68202008
Not to mention that Owen Coyle happened to quickly find a new gig with the Blackburn Rovers in the FLC and fans are already petitioning to replace him.
I mean Wade is already making changes by already beating Coyle's road record this season by just simply getting 2 points from 2 road games.
At least Wilmer Cabrera can stay with Rio Grande Valley FC and keep developing on the youth side.
>>68201174
I voted right when the polls opened
>>68203805
For who?
>>68201433
Mailed my ballot yesterday. Get it together anon.
>>68204251
Why would I say on here? Gonna get railed/mocked regardless of choice.
>>68204783
Welcome to /sp/.
In what city or state of the United States, the MLS (Major League Soccer) is the most popular sports league?
a city or state in usa where the MLS (Major League Soccer) is more popular than the NFL, MLB (Major League Baseball) NBA and NHL together
>>68204783
Confirmed vote for bernie 2bh.
Worst case, shillary
>>68204981
Does Oregon have any sports teams they support more than the Timbers? I couldn't name any other teams from that state but then I don't follow the other sports.
>>68204981
Maybe Orlando or Portland. Maybe.
>>68204981
blah blah blah. If a league being the most popular in a city is the metric for success, then the NHL is just as big a failure in the U.S. Go away.
>>68204981
fucking autist, how many fucking times do you have to ask this?
I wish I had a city or state in the United States, which only have professional team in the MLS (Major League Soccer)
Nothing NFL. Nothing NBA. Nothing MLB (Major League Baseball) and nothing NHL.
only MLS (Major League Soccer)
>>68205264
Does costa rica not have doctors to treat your illness?
>>68205325
It is that I just like the soccer of the United States and Canada
>>68205264
You have Chester
>>68205397
and In which US state is the city of Chester?
>>68205397
And Carson and Harrison, for that matter.
>>68205421
Pennsylvania.
>>68205680
Also Commerce City, Sandy, Carson, Bridgeview, and Frisco
>>68205905
Frisco has non-MLS pro sports teams.
>>68205996
Oh my bad
>>68206163
I think this mostly just shows that in the US we're really bad at organizing local government boundaries that make sense.
>>68204981
>>68205264
>>68205421
I don't understand why you keep asking this
>>68206199
Sounds like he's doing a school project or market research or something.
>>68206411
or extremely autistic
>Soon
ah zardes the player with good workrate and no technical ability
>Boston
>No city more Based
USA!
USA!!
City or state of soccer?
>big win for AMARKAN socker
How is this thread not blowing up?
>>68214979
>NT full of MLS players gets shat on
>euroboos and chicanos flood /mls/ to shitpost
>NT full of MLS players wins
>*crickets*
>>68214979
>6 days old
I just want it to end desu
>>68216195
Huh, really makes you think.
>>68205264
Am I the only one who thinks Costa Rica has some merit here?
There's got to be some market out there that's just dying for a local team to call their own and couldn't care less about what sport. That'd have to be a great opportunity for the MLS, wouldn't it?
>>68216842
Oh, you were being serious. Then let me laugh even harder.
Mexico itself is a stretch, but anything further south than that is right out.
>>68216195
This, as sure as the seasons themselves
>>68216842
Give them USL first and if we ever get 40 team closed pro/rel then they should get a shot
>>68218888
>charity quads
We're not prepared to go further south than Mexico. If you're very, very lucky, there might be Cuba once all the Castros die, but realistically no Americans are going to travel further south than Houston because the TV says brown people are scary.
>>68216195
I'm sure they'll beat colombia the second time or argentina!
>>68216195
>NT full of MLS player wins
>back four plays in europe
>bedoya and wood plays in europe
>and everyone else is past their prime that used to play in europe
wew lad
>>68206199
He's a very autistic autist who spams this shit every now and then for who knows what reason
>>68219527
Bedoya played last night?
Must have missed him again
Guy just disappears
>>68218667
>>68218888
Don't think that's what anon meant. He was referring to the autistic Costa Rican who keeps asking about the "city or state of soccer in the US."
>>68219403
>moving the goalposts
>>68219527
>and everyone else is past their prime that used to play in europe
b-b-but MLS ruins players!!!
New thread when?
This thread has been visited by jamaican jesus lanklet man, savesbydre will happen for you but only if you pay respects to the snek
>>68223014
in about 85 posts
>Soon: mobile soonpost edition
I need to learn how to delete exif data so I can post OC and not get tracked down
>>68218667
Synecdoche
I was referring to the one particular Costa Rican poster
Costa Rica itself is of course a joke, as we've just seen proven
MLS
>no games until June 18
NASL
>no games until June 11
USL
>no games until.... TONIGHT! OH HELL YES!
I-if you guys wanna watch
>>68220934
nah mls ruined bradley, he's a shell of his former self
>>68224658
>Sac Republic on ESPN3
>still have to stream MLS games
Goddammit, Disney.
>>68224635
Swope Park Rangers vs Rio Grande Valley FC. 8:30pm
Sacramento Republic FC vs Real Monarchs, 11pm
Home team first, all times Eastern
Guess that'll have to do.
>>68220054
http://www.mlssoccer.com/post/2016/06/08/armchair-analyst-bedoya-remains-underappreciated-usmnt-qa
Even mls is hyping him, mls shill
>>68225368
>MLS
>hype
I'll watch the shit out of a game while drinking beer, but I will not be reading press releases from their website, that is not quite the same.
>Bradley haters BTFO
>Soon
>>68228631
In my Fifa 16 career mode Bradley won Premier League player of the year for West Brom
>>68228631
>outspoken dislike for Bradley
this is how you uncover a newfag or euroboo every time
>>68228631
>>68235269
oh I'm sure you guys were happy when he gave away the lead against portugal? Or that many countless times he gave away the ball to the other team in US half in recent years. Colombia match showed that any decent team pressuring him constantly and he becomes useless.
>>Open Cup 4th Round starts in 7 days
>>68235852
Can't wait.
>>68235852
>tfw playing portand in portland
Well maybe next year
>>68237863
>>yfw the Cup organizers were too scared to run Sounders/Timbers again after last year's shitfest at Starfire
So how'd it go?
>>68238855
That good, huh?
>>68238489
Always smile when I see this pic.
The hoedown went well I presume.
TONIGHT:
Harrisburg City Islanders at NY Red Bulls II, 7 EST
Vancouver Whitecaps FC 2 at Seattle Sounders FC 2, 10:30pm EST
STREAM AND BOOZE
>Soon
>>68244031
>Home Grown
Is he marijuana?
>>68244062
He's pretty danke
>Soon
>>68244171
>wearing a scarf in Atlanta
>>68244171
The only thing that looks >soon in that picture is Arthur Blank's death
>>68244609
Can you imagine threads.
>HowToTriggerABS's.jpg
>Soon
>>68244761
I'm sorry, I'm drawing a complete....... Blank.
>>68243782
Sounders 2 are balls this year, and Whitecaps 2 just posted their first loss of the season this past weekend
expect a thorough beatdown by Vancouver
>>68206411
Or suffers from short term memory loss
>>68245063
I thought Canadians were supposed to be polite.
>>68244761
>ABS's
That's Sounders. Find your own acronym you uncreative fuck. While you're at it, find a different name for your team.
>signing HGPs when your "club" doesn't even exist yet
Disgusting
>>Ventura Alvorado rumored move to MLS
>>68059693
why US just dont make united superleague with mexico? it will be much more strong than MLS
>>68246341
Because Americans racist are.
>>68223049
thank u snek
>>68246341
Because they wouldn't want it and we wouldn't want it.
>>68245464
ABATLism is literally a mental illness.
>NWSL tho
>Friday
Boston Breakers vs Washington Spirit
>Saturday
Sky Blue vs FC Kansas City
WNY Flash vs Orlando Pride
>Sunday
Chicago Red Stars vs Portland Thorns FC
Seattle Reign vs Houston Dash
>sport
>get hype
>>68246341
>Build a league with Mexico when Mexico already has a league meanwhile the US and Canada have their own league.
Do you know how much fucking traveling that would be?
Unless if the league picked up a sponsor to make that no longer an issue, I don't see a "superleague" boding well.
Plus MLS fans don't care enough about CCL to care about a big league that would include more competition between Mexican teams.
>>68246949
also see
>>68246507
>>68244031
>>68244171
any highlights?
>>68247666
Other than his hair?
http://www.latimes.com/sports/la-sp-sn-hope-solo-domestic-violence-20160608-snap-story.html
Will Solo finally be brought to justice?
>>68248351
That or get a goalie to follow her around.
>>68248351
Not until after the champions hip, boo.
>>68247710
nvm found some by the guy himself, not bad desu
https://www.instagram.com/p/BGAgt4KPiVa/
>>68248351
>you will never be abused by Hope Solo
>Soon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gyvipBs6Vs
>>68249626
>lmao
>SOON: WRONG VIDEO EDITION
wew lad. i fucked that up.
>Soon: what i meant to post
>>68249666
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NC6SLtuZ-X4
omfg kill this thread i want to die
>Soon
>tfw Alex Morgan will never be my gf
USL TONIGHT
>>68243782
>>68250343
>75% reserves
>>68250589
>caring when you're drunk
>>68249681
Literally suck it.
Thank you based god, for a great thread.
To get us through the wasteland, nü thread:
>>68251191
>>68251191
Olympic soccer when?
>streaming euro-visitors on the internet
Nah.
>>68246341
logistically it wouldn't make sense, maybe in a time when the people of both countries view each other differently than hated rivals
>>68253348
Your mom doesn't make sense.
