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UPCOMING EVENTS (May):
5/21: Venator FC 3 (Palhares vs Meek)
(((MAIN CARD STARTS AT 11 AM EDT, 8 AM PDT, 4 PM BST)))
5/26: EFN 48: Moscow
5/27: ONE FC: Kingdom of Champions (Amnuaysirichoke vs Naito)
5/29: UFC FN 88 (Almeida vs Garbrandt)
UPCOMING EVENTS (June):
6/4: UFC 199 (Bisping vs Rockhold 2)
6/10: Titan FC 39 (Cavalcante vs Healy)
6/12: Pancrase 278 (Sunabe vs Haita)
6/17: ONE FC (TBA)
6/17: Bellator 156 (Galvao vs Dantas)
6/17: WSOF 31 (Ivanov vs Copeland)
6/18: UFC FN 89 (MacDonald vs Thompson)
6/24: Bellator 157 (Jackson vs Ishii)
6/25: GLORY 31 (Vakhitov vs Bouzidi)
>mfw I realized conor is going to ko nate, frankie, mayweather, khabib, and wonderboy, in that order
>>67757779
is he gonna be a 2 weight world champ also?
>>67757810
4 if you include McGregorWeight
>>67757839
how is he going to beat nate?
>>67757830
who's that?
>>67757849
ko obviously
>>67757867
>ko obviously
but he gassed himself last time on nate's leather face, what's different?
>>67757867
>i-i-it wasn't me!!!!
BTFO
>>67757887
He'll have more time to prepare his body for a Welterweight bout against a natural Welterweight. He only had 11 days to prepare for Nate as a specific opponent. Nate has claimed in the past that he had been preparing for Conor as a potential opponent since his fight with Michael Johnson. I also buy into the efficient energy meme. Conor made mistakes against Nate, he's smart enough to learn from them and take the victory with adequate preparation for Nate.
>>67757923
>I also buy into the efficient energy meme.
Nate wasn't even breathing hard as he finished McGregor. He could have easily gone another 15 minutes at that pace.
>>67757918
haha ok
>>67757846
^this thread isn't shit
>>67757946
Nate's cardio had nothing to do with why Conor lost. Conor was gassed thus susceptible to getting rocked.
>>67757951
No one gives a shit lad. You'll look back on this once you've grown up and be embarrassed for yourself. Personally I feel sorry for you. At least you've made this mistake anonymously online so it won't have any consequences for you. I just hope realise how dumb this is some day and take it back.
>>67757779
u cant do that because wonderboy is gonna be in jail for murdering rory
Paul Harris knocked out by a nobody.
Mayhem submitted by a nobody.
Hammil knocked out by Suckajew.
That's UFC caliber fighters right there.
>>67758023
>Nate had nothing to do with Conor's loss
What flavor is McGoobs cum, faget?
>>67758078
ask your mom
>>67758096
she told me you said it tasted like your dad's
confirm/deny, anon?
>>67758129
why is your mom blowing 20 different people?
what did he mean by this?
ngannou
>>67758154
>current year
>viciously living through a weakminded manlet
holy kek
>>67758165
it's vicariously you dummy
>>67757779
Based McGregoat
>>67758165
>viciously
lol you goof
ngannou
AHHHH NICK HELP!!!! I HAD TO FIGHT SOMEONE IN THE SAME WEIGHT CLASS AS ME!!!!!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwSHhHdu7T4
>>67758489
beautiful
Anyone going to watch tonight's MMA fights?
>>67758643
I am. It's better than nothing I guess.
>>67758850
Got link?
>>67759013
I pay for fight pass.
>>67757779
Right. So..He was getting tagged by the simplest, sloppiest 1-2 boxing combination by a guy who is not even a top range at boxing. He was gassed out before he got into second round. Then he couldn't defend himself on the ground and got chocked the fuck out. Now let's see him trying to go 12 round with a guy who is one of the best boxers of all time.
>>67758643
>>67758850
H*ck yeah boys it's time for some more "Possibly Good, Probably Mediocre" Mixed Mammal Arts
Oh neat Morrow on the card, he's pretty entertaining usually
>>67751020
BOXING SWEDE IS BASED
Didn't see him on the fight pass card listing just now though - maybe sherdog's bout order is off...
which woman fighter should i masturbate to tonight?
>>67759306
Hillary Williams
>>67759179
They need a gimmick to make these mediocre fights more palatable and a square cage isn't quite doing the trick
>>67759306
YOUNNA YOMEJAYCHIK
black dude trying to sound white
just of the night lads
Jesus Christ this announcer is trying to set a Guinness world record for over annunciation
Ref's got a dent in his head
>>67759306
JoJo
what are you guys watching and where from and is it for free? thanks
What an odd sequence.
>>67759540
go back to the fagdivingball threads, Asspain.
What an evil referee. I hope someone heems him.
>>67759540
No gf, all friends have gfs reporting. VFC
http://vipbox.so/boxing/watch-23a762-mma-ufc-vfc-50-wagner-vs-gallemore?l=1263747110
>>67759628
Get a dog bro.
>>67759233
>smetana
where's pelmeni?
>"pro" boxer vs state wrestler
>boxer isn't black
Gee I wonder who wins...
>>67759628
>Brazil: Sweden 1958, Chile 1962, Mexico 1970, United States 1994, South Korea/Japan 2002
>but hey, fagdivingball hur hur
>>67759695
should i disable adblock? can i avoid it? thanks anyway
what did you guys think of the mayhem fight?
italian dude had him, looked at th reff and walked away, mayhem curled up, italian tried a fucking peruvian necktie just to end up back to the floor with mayhem on his guard.
fake as fuck
>>67758806
Remember when he memed on Rampage?
>>67759825
I got adblock on. All I did was keep hitting x's.
>>67759695
http://www.cv55.eu/l6.html
cleaner link
>>67759950
>http://www.cv55.eu/l6.html
based adan
>>67759897
they reject people who reject advertisement
fuck donald draper anyway
>>67760026
i'm not adan, he's the brampton as fuck dude. and he never supplies links
Good workrate from Slyter on top
>>67760133
fear the shark
stepped on a plug like a tard today lads, cut some skin off muh poor foot
>This post is MMA related
>>67758189
lol read it in his voice
>>67759825
1993: Royce Gracie
1994: Royce Gracie
1995: Marco Ruas
1997: Vitor Belfort
2001: Antônio Rodrigo Nogueira
2001: Wanderlei Silva
2002: Bustamante
2003: Antônio Rodrigo Nogueira
2003: Wanderlei Silva
2004: Vitor Belfort
2005: Shogun
2006: Anderson Silva
2008: Antônio Rodrigo Nogueira
2008: Renato Babalu
2008: Lyoto Machida
2009: Shogun
2009: Jose Aldo
2009: Cris Cyborg
2010: Rafael Feijão
2010: Jacaré
2011: Junior dos Santos
2012: Renan Barão
2014: Fabrício Werdum
2015: Rafael dos Anjos
yeah I dont care about your fag sport, sanchez
>>67760422
be careful
it's been more than two months, do you agree holm vs tate is a fight of the year candidate?
>>67760541
hell no it was boring
mcgregor-diaz was the best fight of the card by far
>>67760541
If you showed a casual that fight they'd be bored shitless until the ending
>>67760422
>1993: Royce Gracie
>1994: Royce Gracie
can
>1995: Marco Ruas
can
>1997: Vitor Belfort
major roided gatekeeper
>2001: Antônio Rodrigo Nogueira
can
>2001: Wanderlei Silva
>2002: Bustamante
thinner hue version of rockhold
>2003: Antônio Rodrigo Nogueira
>2003: Wanderlei Silva
>2004: Vitor Belfort
>2005: Shogun
>2006: Anderson Silva
leben
>2008: Antônio Rodrigo Nogueira
>2008: Renato Babalu
fatfuck
>2008: Lyoto Machida
play it safe
>2009: Shogun
>2009: Jose Aldo
>2009: Cris Cyborg
man
>2010: Rafael Feijão
who
>2010: Jacaré
>2011: Junior dos Santos
>2012: Renan Barão
dominick is injuried so we might need someone to feed dillashaw
>2014: Fabrício Werdum
altitude
>2015: Rafael dos Anjos
pettis, no rda yet
>>67761045
Trying way too hard
>>67760884
If you showed someone who's been following MMA for a decade and some change (me) that fight they'd be bored shitless till the ending.
>>67761255
True, but at least we can appreciate the clashing of styles and know why Holly Holm isn't instantly throwing headkicks
>>67761255
in my case I went from bored to mad, I was rooting for miesha but holly just gave her the choke and reminded me how fucking awful womyns mma is
Overton seemed pretty badly affected by the end of round 2 work by Willis
>>67761462
>square cage
Worst of both worlds
so despite the 199 title fight change, you guys think we're going to be in for some spicy bangers?
>>67761489
you mean best
>>67761492
holloway is my boy, yes we will
Alright alright time for UFC vet Jake "Da Librarian" Lindsay vs Zak "Grey Hair at 31, how?" Bucia
>>67761503
Just imagine MM cornering a goof and lunging can't save them anymore
wew the livershot outta nowhere
so is mcgregor cutting back down to 145?
he looks skinnier and skinnier every photo he shows himself in lately
>>67762041
spicy
>>67762062
Nothing like a body knee to ruin your day
am i the only one here watching jungle fight?
>>67759415
YOANNA CHINGCHONG*ClickingNoises*CHAK
>>67762153
Didn't even realise there was a Jungle Fight card on! Has it been good?
Nice work by Villefort to recover and get the takedown there, I like that.
>>67762209
STOCKTON MOTHERFOCKER
and idk, started watching two fights back, usual jj + horrible, stiff kickboxing like usual, still entertaining I guess
>“I wasn’t upset,” Anderson said. “We got in the locker room and my coach was furious and kept bringing it up. I was like, ‘Man, I got my health and I’m healthy enough to get back in the gym. We go back to the drawing board. I did my best and we came up short. It’s not that big of a deal to be upset about.’ I grabbed my phone and started seeing all the stuff people put on social media. I read through it for about 30 minutes and that’s when it started getting to me. I got back to the hotel and took it on my own to find an illegal copy of my fight and I watched it. That’s the point where I was hurt and felt like I really got robbed.”
You live by the split decision, you die by the split decision.
>>67762041
>lukethomasgetskneed.webm
>>67762331
I have to rewatch the fight but I thought Shogun won clearly. I might be wrong however because it was rather late. I think Shogun may have dropped him once or twice too.
>>67762458
It was a weird case where for the first two rounds Anderson '''won''' them with some dull rangey strikes and wrestling but Shogun dropped and hurt him right at the end of both rounds.
jesus christ the bunda on this ring boon
Pitolo now on a 7 fight win streak...
>>67762598
image?
>>67758046
TOP KEK
>YFW Wonderboy couldn't even handle Matt Fucking Brown
>>67763794
ill take a picture of my tv next time she comes up
Not many real Fite Fans on /heem/ anymore. Sad.
>>67757810
McGOATer will be the first person ever to be a 3 weight UFC world champ AND 2 weight boxing champ all at the same time.
That loss to Nick Diaz was just a fluke.
pls no more anthems
>>67763817
4 years ago
>>67763963
>Nick Diaz
Nice touch
What's your opinion on Matt 'The Wizard' Hume?
>>67763963
>Nick Diaz
If you're gonna shitpost, you might wanna do it right...
>>67764011
He did. Hence your reply
Long Form Webmaster of Pimentel's win. Really didn't think he'd get the win with his stubborn "whatever I'll play guard all night bro" attitude. Good stuff.
>>67764010
he's actually jewish
That was... quick.
>>67764046
>Hey Maximus, why'd the chicken cross the road?
k the commentator just said the nigress name
https://www.instagram.com/adeliajsoares/
>Watching anything other than the UFC
lol. I bet you actually "trane" too, ya kucks
also; Gallemore was wearing one of those two-part mouthpieces, not seen very often...
a-and one last webm while I'm at it
where were you when melvin "full mercy" manhoef tried to coast to a decision
>>67764101
See why can't the UFC get ring girls like her?
Neat, turned into Jungle Fight just in time to catch a gnarly armbar
>>67764347
dana is major against steroids
>>67764340
at home in front of my computer awash with the glow of my monitor.
and u?
>>67764340
It's always that much worse when two knockout artists have a horrible fight
>>67762331
I'm not a fan of Cory Anderson, he's not exciting to watch. He's going down the Jared Rosholt road where he gets cut after only 2 losses for being severely tedious.
>>67764340
weak bait
damn Palhares got fucked up
Any KK webms?
>>67764420
poo goes in loo, not in river
>>67764442
Who dis???
>>67764424
why do you anglo freaks say pal hares btw? its not even the same name anymore
just say pallares if you have any trouble
>>67764470
A CUTE
>>67764470
>he doesn't know about the hottest strawweight on the market right now
>>67764402
I wonder what Arianny would look like if she was put on a schedule of steroids and other bulking PEDs... let her get in on Lorenzo's private supply, maybe.
>>67764492
shut up or I will piss in your mouth
>>67764506
like cyborg
>>67764492
>why do you pronounce his name the correct way instead of the way stupid brazilians do?
gee idk maybe its the privilege of the cultural hegemon to not give a fuck about how you monkeys do things
Klidson is a weird looking name
>I rate Joanna
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdSA9vOEgmI
Spicy fem banger. I want Cyborg vs Holm now
>>67764551
pardos are very creative, they kinda have to be because they all have the same surnames
>>67764610
Okay, I'm reading up on these Pardos on Wikipedia now
But then I saw something that REALLY caught my eye
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amazonian_Jews
You guys have Jungle Jews!
JUNGLE JEWS
>>67764598
Claude still on gas?
>>67764551
>tfw born with a rare name for my generation
>suddenly because of cancerous Globo soup operas it has become the most popular name for newborn boys in the country for the past 6 years
>now everyone laughs at me because of my babby name
>>67764551
pls nuke
>>67764706
shutup cotista fuck
>>67764732
>cotista
what do you mean, negrito?
>i rate Claudia
>>67764798
damn thats an ugly bitch
still watching aussie?
this boxer girl has the best striking in the whole event by far
>>67764798
>>67764846
she looks like she fights for a living
>>67758046
Naw, he's a better sportsman than that. He'll take the loss to Rory like a man, and build himself up to be better next time.
>>67758267
McGregor gets up from that - he's aged 30 years.
Damn.
I'll NEVER understand why Chad gave up with 10 seconds left, put his hands at his sides, and slowly walked away as if waiting for Goobs to hit him.
Unless...
>>67764721
Can I save this?
>>67758346
>AHHHH NICK HELP!!!! I HAD TO FIGHT SOMEONE IN THE SAME WEIGHT CLASS AS ME!!!!!!!!!
Come on, McGoobs has made a career beating up guys MUCH smaller than he is. His primary talent is weight-cutting, ffs.
>>67758466
How do you lose when you have a 13 inch advantage?
Holy shot
>>67760541
lol
>the state of ohio
>at least we have stipe
>>67760541
Holm got exposed before she had muh Tyson aura.
>>67761045
>>2002: Bustamante
>thinner hue version of rockhold
how is bustamante thinner if they're both middleweights?
>>67765055
Bustamante didn't cut an absolute fuckton of weight.
>>67765102
>miller's TDD
Daily reminder that boxing Swede could heem every here
My boy
>>67765102
I'm going to be 100 emoji with you. I'm still fairly new to MMA. Started watching when Chael was going to fight Anderson the second time. But I'm not really familiar with Mayhem. I know him from Bully Beatdown mostly. But the only other fight of his that I saw was the Bisping one. Where he lost. Was he actually ever good? Or is he meme?
that's a spicy cucking right there
>>67765180
Those gloves tho
>>67765180
His gloves were definitely loaded with something though
>>67765178
He had some good fights. He beat Sakuraba and did okay against Shields, almost submitting him before the final bell IIRC. He also beat Robbie Lawler and Tim Kennedy.
>>67757758
Holm decisions Shevchenko .
Rumble decisions Texiera
>>67765220
I just want to see Rumble heem the fuck out of anyone.
>>67764347
nigger?
>>67765220
Rumble is going to send Glover out on a stretcher.
I'm surprised Glover has managed to go this long without being KO'd. He's slow as fuck and got dropped by fucking Marvin Eastman.
>>67765261
Texiera hasn't been heemed since 02. It was his only loss by KO.
I don't think rumble can KO texiera, but Tex is getting old, so don't think he can throw down like he used to.
>>67765261
glover will get ko'ed in 2nd round. we are all lucky rumble's cardio is shit, we'd witness murder often in the octagon otherwise.
>>67765189
>>67765194
naw, they check that shit prefight, retards.
>hurrr everyone is retarded except me, his gloves were loaded for sure
glover is going to grapple the shit out of rumble
cap this
>>67765402
If he doesn't get heem'd in the process.
>>67765402
that's what everyone thought about bader too.
>>67765426
i forgot that if one person didn't do something it means no one can. thanks for the reminder, nigger!
>>67765378
He's only been KO'd once. First fight.
He's dealt with heavy hitters before. Did you remember what he did to OSP?
I don't see texiera losing by submission either, Johnson is no BJJ blackbelt, its no secret.
The only way Rumble wins is via decision.
>>67765261
This was when he was Welter Weight right?
If he learned meme jistsu he could've been a 4 division champ
>>67765441
Rumble has no stamina, heem or die versus Glover
>>67765435
rude
>>67765441
but can rumble even go through 3 rounds?
>>67765441
Either AJ finishes him in the first via TKO/KO or Glover's grappling will take the decision.
>>67765457
no he fought Jimi Manuwa at LHW, he fought Koschek at WW and Vitor at MW which became a catchweight bout I think, Vitor still beat him.
>>67765441
OSP hurt him on the feet, but OSP is also one of the sloppiest strikers in MMA. Rumble has excellent wrestling as long as he isn't gassed.
Glover is not making it out of the first round conscious.
>>67764482
why is the ref grabbing her arm.
Because I am a grappler also
>>67765530
Yeah all his loses to rear meme choke
>>67765571
I think to see if it is dislocated, don't know if it's legal or not.
>>67765402
This
>that first 60 seconds of the glover/rumble fight
spicy banger tier if glover doesn't pull a bader
>>67765624
Glover is not Bader.
He either gets KO'd trying to bang to please the fans or he submits AJ
>>67765642
if true he's going to sleep
>>67765624
Is Rumble the zenith of the wrestleboxer fighter archetype?
>>67765662
now that he's subbing people, maybe
>>67765662
Wrestlekickboxer maybe, his kicks and his angles are really good.
>>67765530
damn he look skinny AF here. That was a middleweight fight, right?
If Wonderboy gets the tittle and it turns out karate isn't just a meme, I'd like to see Wonderboy vs Rumble at 185.
>>67765662
jones is
>>67765662
He's more of a kickboxer than a boxer really. Look at his DC fight, he threw a shit ton of kicks at DC.
Prime Koschkeck defeats Anthony Johnson at any weight class.
>>67765702
>le elbow-poke-elbow man
>A boxer
>>67765728
Koshceck is a smaller dude. He wouldn't make LHW or HW.
>>67765696
>AF
ye ye, nigga. baka small dicked white boiz.
>>67765727
>>67765686
Yeah should have thought that one through.
Stipe fits the bill a lot better
>>67765734
jones would cuck your boy, argentina
>>67765738
wallahi that's funny
>>67765736
Koscheck is at least 200 off camp
>>67765752
My boy is the boxing swede
>>67765738
delet this right meow
>>67765765
redban?
>>67765757
LHW is 205. They're 15-25 pounds heavier on fight day after re-hydrating. He's still too small.
>>67765696
no the Koschek fight was at WW
>>67765576
you are correct.
>There are people in this thread not watching KARATE LIVE from japan
casuals
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lckJcG-Usbo
>>67765764
edgestonia would literally kill him
>>67765784
Holy balls Johnson cut to WW?
Good lord.
>>67765798
>being this new
>>67765794
Boxing swede might be a manlet, but he knows how to manage the distance and has experience against considerably taller opponets, edgestonia doesn't stand a chance
>>67765809
>having a dead boy
why?
>>67765791
This is kyokushin, no?
What I like about karate is that flowly in-and-out style that you see in Shokotan. It seems a bit silly to fight in the clinch without throwing punches to the head.
I wonder if there is a way to incentivize fighting to look like Shokotan karate, but have the full contact of Kyokoshin.
>>67764442
based kk
>>67765798
Yeah. Strangely enough when he moved up to MW he missed weight by 12 pounds.
Took a short trip outside of the UFC and tried his hand at LHW, and has been the monster we know him as ever since.
>>67765804
>shaming new fans instead of educating them
>>67765809
this is /heem/ not /box/. edgestonia would take him down and rain elbows on him to a brutal late stoppage tko.
>>67765825
He posted his new fight today lad
>>67765835
yeah I remember when he fought Arlovski at Heavyweight outside the UFC and broke his jaw
>chestpunch legkick: the sport
>>67765738
Holy shit Robbie really fucked up Rory didn't he? Emasculated that mothercanucker to the max.
>>67765828
Don't understimate Kyokushinfags, they dominated K1 for a long time.
Dutch kickboxing is basilly a son of kyokushin karate
>listening to Joe Rogan podcast with Schob and Callen
>they almost immediately start talking about gay rape etc
fuck this shit, talk about fighting Joe you CUNT
>>67765851
r u tellin me he reincarnated or something?
Reminder
>>67765865
I think joe is gay or at least bisexual. He talks a lot about other men being attractive, admitted he would fuck a trap. He includes this shit in his standup too.
I can't really watch him anymore because its just annoying to listen to a closeted homo dance around his obviously gayness.
>>67765896
Why are anglos so obsessed with people's sexuality?
>>67765865
fifty hours
If you were an established UFC fighter would you take two million to take a dive against CM Punk?
>>67765905
I'm Columbian/Hawaiian.
And I'm not. That's the point, mate. He literally talks about this shit so frequently to the point that its a bit repulsive
>>67765878
Paul Harris has one of the worse shots in the upper tier of grapplers,
his go to chain grapples of falling back into 50/50 guard, DLR guard get hard counter, so then he gets jammed into shitty single leg shots. he needs to cage wrestler better or set up a double leg/blast double, or do a diving leg lock or iminari to evolve game
>>67765865
>>67765896
Despite being a total free speech lover/PC outrage hater who takes up for the rights of whites to say nigger openly, Joe also posted this...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=duUJwgBSVNU
>>67765910
Thanks, Mr. Skeltal
>>67765935
>Columbian/Hawaiian
If you were born in USA you are anglo to me
He is gay as fuck tho, you are right
>>67765696
I'm sure you would
Has there ever been a double heem in MMA history?
There are often exchanges where both fighters land big shots nearly simultaneously. I've never seen one where they both get sleepy though.
>>67765989
Rob Emerson vs. Gray Maynard TUF 5 Finale
>>67765530
>Kos
>5'9
>Rumble
>6'2
>both are the same height
Is cutting height a real thing? Rumble was going through puberty?
>>67765989
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bu1Rl32RDK8
>>67766005
what
He's noticeably taller in that webm
>>67766005
I think height shrinks after weight cut.
anyone playing kronos2
>>67766030
stop posting this girl. she doesn't fight anymore. she sucked at fighting when she did fight. lastly, she looks like a little monkey.
Who here /Almeida/
>>67765798
He fought in every division from ww to hw
>>67766066
would.
>>67765530
Koscheck actually handled Rumble this fight, same as he did Paul Daley. Prime Koscheck was no joke.
>>67766066
i want her giant hands around my cock
>>67764269
(She's a big girl)
>>67766069
>le i only like him cause he's undefeated
>>67766095
Nick Diaz knocked out Lawler and Paul Daley
>>67766098
it would be like a crane trying to pick up a tootsie roll
>>67766070
he actually never fought at middleweight, he tried to but missed weight by over 10 lbs.
>>67766066
would just to say I did
if she wasn't famous I wouldn't look at her
>>67766114
how is that pencil necked twink faggot such a good fighter?
>gina could have transitioned into a RNC from side mount, instead lets cyborg up
https://vimeo.com/62872436
>>67766123
It's the tattoo
>>67766104
Yeah Nick Diaz that underrated fighter.
>>67766120
i like eastern european girls cause they are mean and they expect excellence. fear-boner.
>>67766123
He's too technical and too creative with his striking. Nobody can keep up. Cody Garbrandt might be the first death in the octagon.
>>67766124
Gina has no heart i love her, but it's the truth, that's why she never came back and that's why she gave up against cyborg
>>67766124
>https://vimeo.com/62872436
People like to meme about this fighter or that fighter and how they would love fuck x or y
Gina carano is severely underrated. Would cheat on my wife for her. I'd love to make those pretty little eyes water up with my cock down her throat
>>67766141
Almeida vs Cruz, who wins?
>>67766162
the fans
I hate Joanna.
>>67766156
>There are people ITT that prefer Ronda over this
Heem yourselves
http://www.lowkickmma.com/UFC/joe-rogan-i-cant-see-myself-working-for-the-ufc-much-longer/
>>67766204
i'd fuck both. i have a soft spot for fat honda cause her spirit is broken and fat chicks will let you do anything...which is probably why travis brown is still with her
>>67766229
disgusting
weidman faked injury hoping bisping will beat rockhold.
>>67766204
>tfw literally bought the ronda meme so much that started watching UFC from 183
>>67766257
>meme
She lost one time people
ONE TIME
>>67766252
I wonder if it ever feels awkward to be 10 feet away from a person that knocked you out cold and also shattered your tibia?
Even closer to a person that horrifically traumatized you and sent you on the worst coke binge of your life
>>67766260
>that feminine adam's apple
>>67766260
sauce
>>67766264
No, I bought the wmma meme. How she's the pioneer of the new women's movement and shit like that. I'm not saying she's a bad fighter.
>>67766273
In the Blood (2014)
>>67766270
What a cutie. Those lovely titties. Still popping out even with a sportsbra.
>>67766274
How crazy is it that the meme reached bangladesh
It's a worldwide meme
>>67766239
It's not like she's even that bad...as if no one person on heem has fucked a fat chick in their day
>>67766283
it's more like he reached his grubby monkey paws to the relevant world through the internet.
>>67766289
>as if no one person on heem has fucked a fat chick in their day
50% of us are virgins here buddy
>>67766336
54%
>>67766296
still would
>>67766336
50% of the Americans, maybe.
>>67766336
50% of argies, maybe
>>67766362
And 100% of the Nonamericans
>>67766391
fuk ye
>>67766390
yeah, would
>>67766336
100% of Bangladeshis maybe
>>67766408
the dogs don't count?
>>67766411
they are the dogs, mate
>>67766422
RARE
A
R
E
>>67766411
>>67766422
czech'd
>>67766411
No, but I think goats do.
>>67766422
rude
>>67766422
Cheese Pizza producer countries don't get a say in virginity arguments.
>>67757923
>nate diaz is a natural welterweight
i LOVE this meme
the fight against mcgregor is the only time Nate has fought at 170 and not been at a very clear size disadvantage. he's tall but lanky compared to guys like Rory
Nate will likely submit Conor the second time and probably cause the Irish lad to commit sudoku
>>67766446
dont talk to Cătălin like that
>>67766454
The best part about this meme is that aside from Conor, Nate's WW fights were 5+ years ago
He's a lightweight, plain and simple
>>67766425
What is rare? I never go on this board, but Romanians are regulars on /int/ and /pol/.
>>67757810
FACT: Conor will hold every belt up to WW, then he'll "identify" as female and clean out women's MMA, too.
>>67766481
That's exactly what i'm saying town rapist
>>67766481
why hasn't Daniel Ghita fought in 2 years? ANSWER ME
i lik span
>>67766472
What does Conor even have to adjust to at fighting at welterweight? He's probably in the best shape possible fighting there, no weigh cut or anything. His cageweight at featherweight was probably exactly what he weighed in for the Nate fight
If he's "efficient" with his energy, it'll mean nothing, Nate still has a gigantic gas tank and can go for more volume than Conor with ease
I fucking HATE Conorfags
I fucking HATE them
>>67766505
I don't know him, as I have said I have nothing to do with this boards or sports whatsoever.
>>67766498
He doesn't even have it locked in, why is Wojak crying? He could just grab the arm, lift it over his head, shrimp and reclaim guard
Or considering how high up on his back Pepe seems to be he could probably just drag him off
Pepe needs to work on his transitions tbqh pham
>>67766532
you can't hide the truth forever, Mihăiţă
>>67766535
Wojak is mentally weak, it's why he's always depressed
He could get out, but he doesn't have the drive to and gives up
It's a subtle statement about the inner weaknesses of our minds and how >tfw no gf is a self perpetuating cycle
>>67766531
they hate themselves too
>muh efficiency
>>67765849
I've been working on my BJJ. I hadn't boxed for about two weeks before my fight last night. I'm still shit at grappling but I'm getting better by the day.
>>67766561
How old are you
Will we ever have a heemster UFC fighter like Reddit has Ben Nguyen
>>67766588
Reddit has Shane Carwin and Joe Lauzon too
I'm not super confident we'll win HEEMFC 2: Reddit vs 4chan
>>67766588
>>67766596
Doubt most fighters have time to shitpost on 4chan. They're on reddit to promote themself in a """friendly""" environment.
>>67762025
Yes
To fight Mayweather
>>67766607
we do have people that train on 4chan though
>>67766588
>>67766596
they don't actually have those guys though. they just post there for self-promotion. lauzon's username is his website lol.
>>67766614
from 50 G's to 50 mil
>>67766252
Conor would heem every scrub in that photo.
>>67766672
he couldn't even heem himself m88
>soka jew put concrete in his gloves
>>67766734
I wish there was a webm but one of the smaller Russian orgs, the guy's cornermen sprayed WD-40 or some arsole can on the guy's gloves between rounds, everytime the dude went for a RNC he would just plant his chem laced gloves over his opponent's nose and mouth, he got a tap and win just doing that.
Zombie Prohphet (MMA gif maker had it on his twitter along while ago)
>>67766761
Always thought Sexyama's greasing technique was pretty damn clever
For those who don't know, when he was set to fight Sakuraba he put some sort of lotion on his legs that is undetectable before the fight, but when you work up a sweat turns you into slick willy johnson.
>>67766773
most "clever" cheating or bullshit was from Yoel Romero when his corner dumped ass on the floor prolonging the break between rounds and letting him recover more.
Or in boxing the guy that made paper mache out of his wraps, they were "normal" but as the fight went on his sweat made the harden into plaster making his punches even more powerful
>>67766773
I think he'd get in a sauna to open up all his pores, then apply a shitload of moisturiser. They'd rub him down with the towel but when he warmed up in the fight his pores would open and the moisturiser would leak out.
>>67766773
its is the norm in MMA though for fighters to build up a sweat before their fights, cool off, and then when they hit the ring/cage they're extra sweaty already from the first moments of the bout, they do this specially against grapplers
>>67766799
meant ice not ass but it was an ass move
Romero was rocked moments before and recover to win
NEWS:
>Dan Henderson "almost ready" to retire
http://www.mmamania.com/2016/5/21/11729232/mma-legend-dan-henderson-is-almost-ready-to-retire-pending-ufc
>Hoy Nelson talks about Werdum loss
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/21/11688876/roy-nelson-says-the-brazilian-crowd-caused-fabricio-werdums-knockout
>Dennis Bermudez sets world record
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/05/why-ufc-featherweight-dennis-bermudez-is-now-a-guinness-record-holder-for-lemon-juice
>>67766818
I find these little gamey things really interesting, like fighters shaving their legs when they're going against leglock specialists or listing their height/reach down wrong to surprise their opponents
>>67766825
>>67766799
>dumped ass on the floor
>>67766878
Shavin head or stubbly beards to make cross facin or grappling more uncomfortable
>>67766619
He posted on /fit/, not here.
>>67767007
schaub posted on fit?
>>67759828
>it's the global warming is a reptilian hoax """redpilled""" brazilian
>>67767026
yeah he shilled his supplements there
>>67767036
kek i doubt it post proof
>>67767026
he did an AMA
![birds-of-a-feather-charlie-sheen-alex-jones[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/3YnfuTK.png "birds-of-a-feather-charlie-sheen-alex-jones[1]")
>>67767030
>global warming isnt a reptillian hoax
>>67767049
That wasn't actually Schaub you goof
>>67767052
god bless
>>67766281
how do you not know what a sports bra is?
>>67767066
he's a virgin
>>67767046
https://desustorage.org/fit/thread/29097043/
>>67767066
cause he's the type of person to make a post like that
>>67767082
I used to browse /fit/ exclusively until this thread made me aware of /heem/.
>>67766588
I'm 21
So jarring watching any other combat sport and seeing a fighter get viciously knocked down and then the opponent just walks off, it's like I'm hardwired to expect GNP
>tfw i can heem every here including box swede
>>67767132
I'd fight pretty much anyone, even on short notice. But fuck me if I'd ever step in with Köksal Baba. He'd fuck my shit up faster than Edson Barbosa can throw a meme kick.
>>67767161
are you trying to go pro?
>>67767132
try me bitch
>>67767132
What about amateur heem brah, I think he'd fuck you up.
>>67767178
i think hes soft and forget to put his trip on
>>67767171
That's the dream. But I have to finish my studies first. I've got 4 years left of school. If I perform well during the coming years I might be able to turn pro while I'm studying, but that's a big if. I want to have a plan B to lean back on if I turn into Diego Sanchez.
>>67767203
you need to get on steroids
>>67767203
fuck school, if you can start heeming people who barely know how to box in small orgs in MMA you can start climbing to the top
>>67767203
Transition to MMA when?
>>67767203
A safety net is a noose.
Tbh I'd fight the swede, more like Iraqi, "boxer" any day.
Idk why you guys give its guy any respect for winning decisions against cans, if you ain't heem'king you ain't trying.
>>67767229
this, go bang or go home
buttmad goofs getting btfo
>>67767277
Lol Italy is such a shithole country.
@67767286 shut the fuck up asshole.
@(You)
no
Btw lads new game of thrones episode in 1080p
https://openload.co/f/xPUnWEJkW-8
>>67767286
shut the fuck up asshole.
>Mayweather vs McGregor officially happening
>This slimy jew still hasn't apologized to the honorable and forthright journalists working at the British newspaper The Sun
He still hasn't even acknowledged the fight as a reality
>>67767333
Game of Thrones is shit m8
You were an okay lad in my book until this
>>67767343
stop insulting based ariel
>>67767363
shut the fuck up asshole.
>>67767377
ariel is literally Our Guy
>>67766104
>not exclusively supporting undefeated fighters
>>67767396
ariel is a stud desu
https://youtu.be/lh3mm2U5ZQc
>>67767450
>Ariel Helwani was a shut-in loser fan who ran an MMA/wrasslin radio show out of a closet and turned his passion into a career and major mma media outlet
ariel IS the reliable source
do you see what i did up there? WELL DO YA?
ANYWAY, GOODMORNING HEEM, TOMORROW IS THE DAY I DO MY ALDO TEST
AKA ALGEBRA DOS.
U EITHER BE A BITCH
OR SMACK A BITCH
u congratulated holy holm when she beat me so fuck u u fairweight bitch
>>67767450
>that hat
>that jacket
>those fingerless gloves
is Gina autistic?
>Schaub is currently selling out theatres and comedy clubs all over the US of A
>Schaub's podcast is routinely one of the top 10 most downloaded in the world
>Schaub's quickly becoming more famous because of his personality rather than his fighting
The Schaub Ride will never end
>>67767510
He's also been doing about 10 minutes of stand up solo during the live TFATK shows.
Schaub HBO special when?
The CEO of RIZIN Fighting Federation believes Conor McGregor would be every bit as big a star in Asia as he's proven in North America and Europe.
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/21/11652762/rizin-ceo-nobuyuki-sakakibara-says-conor-mcgregor-would-be-huge-in
Vegans BTFO
>be vegan
>climb Everest to prove you are not weak
>die
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/05/22/dutch-and-australian-climbers-die-after-reaching-everest-summit/
"It seems that people have this warped idea of vegans being malnourished and weak," Dr Strydom said in March. "By climbing the seven summits we want to prove that vegans can do anything and more."
>>67767617
if I pull up a statistic of how many people die by heartdisease in your country does that btfo meateaters?
>>67767617
>vegans
>climbing mountains
Why would they? There aren't any soy frappucinos and keffiyehs waiting for them up there
Is Shooto any good guys??
Its on today.
I know cyborg came from there
>>67767672
>I know cyborg came from there
what
Neither of them fought in Shooto, not even Shooto Brazil
>>67767617
Meme magic is real when vegans exist lmfao
>>67767716
watching the fight last week the pundits were referencing shooto box when talking about Cris
>>67767773
Oh, you mean Chute Boxe. That's a fight camp out of Brazil, very notable back in the pride days. Produced a lot of fantastic strikers, among them Wanderlei Silva and the Rua brothers.
>>67767773
They said Chute Boxe, not Shootboxing
>>67767790
my fuck up. thanks
>>67767830
cheers. Im only learning
>>67767842
Remember to train in a vegan, fair-trade gi 3x a week MINIMUM for submissions
>>67767964
hespec the gi
>>67767997
Here are the Diaz brothers, in their ecological, grass-fed gis
Remember to eat them once you're done training in them for natty gains
>>67768013
Babalu and the Meme Man train in the gi
Why don't you? Are you afraid of submitting people?
>tfw never trained in gi besides taekwondo
Daniel Cormier is one the best fighters of all time, however Jon Jones is even bester, albeit a cheater.
>>67768013
ha
atm my gi is a old rugby jersey and a pair of 3/4 lenght trousers
>>67768045
You motherfucker
>>67768045
is dc only brown belt like in pic above
>dc is a lhw who fought hws
>Jon jones is a hw who only fought lhws
Lads, how do you cook your Gis?
>>67767510
>Schaub's quickly becoming more famous because of his personality rather than his fighting
>While both of em are terrible
That's a vut depressing desu
>>67768032
Rose trains in the gi. Rose is deadly on the ground and caught multiple subs on ol' chimpface. It's not a coincidence.
>>67768045
If Jones and DC were same height and reach it would be different
theres only 1 guy that can cause Jones problems and thats Gustafson. Hes a freak
>>67768074
and yet jones beat dc
>>67768062
I'm deadly serious. Cormier is fucking fantastic and severely underrated simply because his rival is so damn good.
>>67768107
what did you just say to me
Mcgregor interview with ESPN is airing at 10am
2 bongs and 17 bings
>>67768101
>He's a freak
I bet he is
;)
>>67768107
I was keking hard when everyone picked Rumble to beat him because 'muh explosiveness'
I will punch anyone here really hard so that they take a nap. try me fool.
>>67768399
Just get into my inverted spider guard and try that, Nigel
>>67768375
What were you thinking during the first thirty seconds of the fight?
>>67767997
sensei lahanja trains in gi every night before sleepy
>>67768399
You're a weak skinny faggot, I'll test your chin.
>tfw I want to train in a gi but don't know how to tie the belt
>>67768079
I let my Gi soak in almond milk for about 6 hours first
>>67768415
Thought he would have to weather an early storm from Johnson, but he reverted to his wrestling quickly enough
>>67768375
At the same time tho, Rumble can beat anyone and was on a hell of a streak at the time. His modern weaknesses weren't so apparent.
>>67768463
it's pretty stormy in spain right now desu
"I took a rapist off the streets!"
>>67768488
20 dead from cyclone here.
>>67768507
he's a big guy
>>67768074
Jon Jones will fight at heavyweight in the future, he said it
>>67768509
wew
>>67768525
That's right Sven.
And he's all natty, like our skiers.
>>67766454
You do realize Nate is a155er just because he has a shit tier auschwitz physique doesn't mean Nate isn't cutting to get to 155. He totally walks around at 170 at least and trains there. He is a natural 170. And Conor didn't cut shit and only got to 168. Nate is tall, he carries more weight therefore.
>>67766472
Nate is a ww he just performs better at LW cause he tall. All tall dudes cuts lots to have the size advantage. Conor is one of them. Jon jones does the same and so does Cruz. Cruz should fight Conor that Fkn pussy.
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