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UPCOMING EVENTS (May):
5/21: Venator FC 3 (Palhares vs Meek)
(((MAIN CARD STARTS AT 11 AM EDT, 8 AM PDT, 4 PM BST)))
5/26: EFN 48: Moscow
5/27: ONE FC: Kingdom of Champions (Amnuaysirichoke vs Naito)
5/29: UFC FN 88 (Almeida vs Garbrandt)
UPCOMING EVENTS (June):
6/4: UFC 199 (Bisping vs Rockhold 2)
6/10: Titan FC 39 (Cavalcante vs Healy)
6/12: Pancrase 278 (Sunabe vs Haita)
6/17: ONE FC (TBA)
6/17: Bellator 156 (Galvao vs Dantas)
6/17: WSOF 31 (Ivanov vs Copeland)
6/18: UFC FN 89 (MacDonald vs Thompson)
6/24: Bellator 157 (Jackson vs Ishii)
6/25: GLORY 31 (Vakhitov vs Bouzidi)
1st for Rafael Carvalho
>mfw I realized conor is going to ko nate, frankie, mayweather, khabib, and wonderboy, in that order
>ayo jon
>sup senpai
>jet fuel cant melt steel beams
>>67747066
>i posted it again!!!!!!!!!
>>67746920
>assmad
http://mma-tv.cleeng.com/venator-fc-3-usa-canada-only/E632076761_GB
Venator FC live now
get on heemspeak btw
>>67747124
not me desu
>>67747154
>lol I'll just double down on being a retard! That'll show em #rekt
>>67746906
conor will never beat nate, he broke him
>>67747189
>assmad
>>67747154
>damage control
BTFO
>mfw I realized nate is a natural welterweight
>mfw I realized conor only trained for nate for 11 days
>mfw I realized conor was at a huge disadvantage
>mfw I realized conor, with more time to prepare his body and for nate specifically, wins the rematch easily
>>67746843
>5/21: Venator FC 3 (Palhares vs Meek)
anywhere to watch this online? Gotta watch my fellow countryman wreck shit
>tfw you love when the cruise poster rekts stupid cunts
>>67747561
Littorally here >>67747142
>>67747561
register using a us proxy, then you can watch it for free
tfw nate and connor are both my boys and all this hate makes me cry
MOAR CRUISE
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>67747081
Why are you mad? Who is your favorite FEMALE fighter?
>picture related.
HE HURT HIM
>/spol/ loves Conor despite the fact he is an Irishman who helped jewish conman Ido Portal earn tons of exposure and shekels
>>67747668
Fuck that is complicated shit...
What do you guys think, does Meek have any chance? Anyone at all familiar with the guy?
I haven't seen Josh since the Rothwell fight. He isn't fighting a big name but it's always cool to see him. I probably wouldn't be watching this card if it wasn't for him. Cool off the UFC to let him fight too.
how does she beat joanna?
>>67747889
Meek couldn't even beat Drake.
He stands NO CHANCE against Palhares.
How do you score that?
2 and 3 definitely Zecchi
5 definitely Botti
4 probably Botti
1 probably Zecchi
good fight though
My gf and I decided we're gonna keep our 199 tickets. She likes Bisping.
>>67747916
She doesn't.
>>67747975
Zecchi by the skin of his nose on my scorecards
Thoughts on this matchup? I wasn't aware Guida had so many fucking fights under his belt. He's won 3x as many times at T-City has fought. I know Clay is old, but damn.
48-47
48-49
48-47
Split Dec for Bott
>yfw Conor is heemed by full camp Nate
>>67748173
I'm hoping it becomes a frantic scramblefest like Bendo vs Guida was. Still don't have a good read on Ortega and what his ceiling is - definitely has promise though!
>>67748173
tcity
mayhem next?
>>67747980
Nice. It's still a really solid card.
>>67748173
I think Guida wins. I like Ortega. He takes risks. But importantly is willing to lose rounds. You can't do that with Guida. Plus it doesn't help that his coach is Rener.
>>67748188
>mfw I realized conor is going to get ko'd by nate, frankie, mayweather, khabib, and wonderboy, in that order
>>67747980
it's a pretty nice card even without Weidman, bro. Get to watch Cruz style on Faber, Holloway pick up more steam, Henderson vs Lombard is pretty much a guaranteed R1 ko, get to watch Penn embarass himself and maybe Guida will be fun one last time before retiring. Bisping'll prolly get rolled but if he upsets it'll be one hell of an ending for his journey.
reminder to always be efficient with your energy and to be careful
>>67748267
No clue what the real bout order is... maybe? Maybe not.
is allesio sakara in the audience?
>>67747943
haha
Miracles can happen.. Just see the connor vs nate fight and how that went..
>>67748397
>diaz vs nate
has the venator main card started for anyone? just ads for me
wtf is happening with this venator stream?
>>67748849
it's working fine for me
>>67748892
just ads or did the main card start?
>>67748892
its literally just a slideshow of ads for me atm
>>67748846
im getting this too
>>67748846
>>67748849
i think the main card's on different stream which you need to buy access to
http://mma-tv.cleeng.com/venator-fc-3/E160356676_GB
https://mma-tv.cleeng.com/venator-fc-3-usa-canada-only/E632076761_GB is just showing ads
>>67748949
>buy
lol fuckin dropped
It's gonna start soon, be pashent
h-here we go
omg, it's happening
anybody know what happened to the northern irish guy Moore.
not on card anymore
>>67749033
>>67749132
yeah great
>>67749138
we made it!
Venator vs Bellator
who wins and how?
Mills by murder death kill
lads my stream is just showing some ads
did the fights start?
>>67749153
Broken rib in one of his last workouts - had to pull out.
>>67749183
The womens fight was the best on the Bellator card. that says it all
>>67749153
>>67749264
The Facebook news release here: https://www.fb.com/Venatorfightingchampionship/posts/863594340381101
yeah i mean i have *pulls the mic in closer and adjusts chair* friends who are heavy psychedelic users but i have some others, like my friend sarah rider (shes a fantastic comic, sometimes me and her will do edibles outside the comedy store) and she'll do like *readjusts chair* hot yoga which can kind of get you into that introspective perspective if you dont actually do DMT and what that'll actually do is release melatonin in something called your pineal gland which is the part of your brain which controls and produces melatonin. jaimie could you pull up an image of the pineal gland? *looks over to the screen* yeah that chimp is easily 400-500 pounds of pure muscles. yeah look at his ballsack dude haha fuck
>Hey, UFC fans, this is CM Punk and I will see you in the octagon in 2015
>Twenty-fifteen
>>67749313
A for effort mate sound
rip
CHE MILLS IS A KILLER
Did the guy hurt his vagina or something?
>>67749477
Content Warning: Very Vicious Fight Ending Elbow
>>67749373
He's never gonna fight.
>>67749579
lmao
>>67749579
PRECISION
"Mckenzietine"
lol
>>67749579
Holy shit. I'm surprised that didn't kill him.
https://streamable.com/gma2
lads
get on the heemspeak
>>67749679
yes. I approve of this webm
>>67749652
Speaking of precision, these weight numbers...
ow
DA BIG BODY SHOT
>>67749933
that knocked the shit outta him
did mayhem fight yet
lmao
noice
Venator>Bellator hands down
Cody "The Notorious" McKenzie
THE DEADLIEST CATCH
Mckenzie is an alco??
I guess we aren't allowed to listen to the interview
was that Mckenzie' bitch, dayum
>>67750250
Of course not, filthy gajin.
>>67750314
impressive tbf
Polish Matt Serra
>>67750396
>https://streamable.com/gma2
christ
scratch that, Polish Brock
Cody "Big Country" McKenzie
and now, introducing... DE FAIGHTERSSS
Free stream and why isn't this on fight pass?
>>67750477
>codies gf
>>67750467
That woman is a distraction
>>67750566
because its too good and would put the UFC to shame
>>67749314
>jaimie could you pull up an image of the pineal gland? *looks over to the screen* yeah that chimp is easily 400-500 pounds of pure muscles
LMAO
>>67749790
SIG FIGS
I
G
F
I
G
S
Polish Dennis Siver needs your support
Won my fight /sp/artans. Unanimous decision and got the "best boxer of the evening" award. I carbed the fuck up this time and it paid off, even though I weighed 11kgs less than my opponent. Here's the fight, I'm in the red headgear.
>https://youtu.be/vtZp3r-pOas
>https://youtu.be/JZXslUTZvRI
damn better have the ambulance on standby for this guy
based
br00tal
Blood God should be pleased with Italy.
poland leaky
>>67751020
>I weighed 11kgs less than my opponent
how did this fight get sanctioned
>>67751020
Nice. You're becoming like a boxing version of Keith "The Giant Slayer" Hackney
>>67751020
>nearly fell out of the ring in the beginning
lmao what were you thinking
>focken murdera
>>67749684
Are you joking? Making fun of him, calling him a pussy etc? That didn't look hard at all lol
>>67751020
I must say you've gotten a lot better since your last fight
you should let your right hand go more often though
how much do you weigh?
>>67751020
Congrats, anon. You look pretty good compared to that other guy.
>>67751020
good lad, congrats on your win
LADS
BROCK IS BACK
Cameraman 100% has a crush on Cody's gf
>>67751371
Can It Beeeee???
>>67751371
THAT'S A COOR'S LIGHT
>>67748188
>Conor starts getting heemed again
>Goes full panic wrestle mode
>Nate refuses the sub and makes him get up so he can heem him properly
>>67751216
Yes, I was using a hyperbole to make fun of him.
>>67751371
He was removed today ya goof
>>67751020
>I carbed the fuck up this time
"carbs" right
>>67751489
>implying Nate wouldn't just heem him with GnP from mount
He almost did it last time.
>>67751376
confirmed
damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
daym
Holy sheeeeet
RIP
HEEEEEM RIP
heeemmm
toe to the face
So tell a newfag, what is heem??
to fuck up/kill/wreck or something similar
>>67751979
Here
Everyone
Exchanges
Memes
wew
>those Italian skanks
>>67751979
like when you smack someone right the fuck out, you go HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMED
just say it out loud HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
I dont know why it just makes sense
I see some crowd sluts on the horizon
>>67751979
HELLISH
ENTERTAINING
EXTRAORDINARY
MEMES
>>67752055
This one seems believable
i hope mayhem wins. i feel like if he wins hell have a shot at becoming somewhat sane again.
lmao
MAYHEEM
he rounded up some street walkers. lolll
>>67752025
>>67752043
>>67752068
Oh, they're dancing now
mayhem "mad man" miller lmao
pls share mayhem stream
>>67751527
DSLs
S
L
s
>>67751020
>round 3 ends
>you walk to the blue corner
I loled because I always worry about walking to the wrong corner after a round. I dunno why. Just a little dumb thing I have in my mind. I just wait for my opponent to move to his corner and then I walk the opposite way instead of actually looking for my corner.
>>67752216
Mayhem should have been able to make 185 shooting loads in all of them
>>67752237
It's a free stream, stop being so poor huehuehue
>>67751020
what a beast
good fight me lad
>>67752324
just give me a link faggot
>>67752237
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/5/21/11729114/venator-fc-3-palhares-vs-meek-free-live-stream
>>67751020
not that i know anything about boxing but it looks like you move good.
>>67752291
Couldn't webm the entrance proper, this HD stream chops up bad sometimes
>>67751020
Milot? Iaf jävligt bra fight, stort av dig att ta den med 11 kilo emellan er
>>67748173
Post-USADA Ortega will still win.
Did Josh Barnett already fight?
Besides the gross dancing whores, this "Venator" thingy has been pretty good.
>>67752216
I want a short haired gf that looks like a lesbianj
HEEM
>>67752465
blocked in here
fml
>>67752018
I though it was Handsome Europeans Exchanging Memes
Nothing would make me happier than to see Mayhem get heem'd viciously.
>>67751082
>Sweden
>>67751115
I honestly thought I broke my foot m8
>>67751275
Thanks m8. I walk around at 71-72kgs
>>67751283
>>67751342
Thanks guys
>>67752283
Gotta thank the other corner
>>67752361
Haha thanks
>>67752619
use a proxy just to start stream then turn off
>>67752619
http://antena-sport.com/antena dot html
>>67752642
Get with the times grandpa
mayheeemd
wut
wtfug
THE HEAD MEWVMENT BETRAYED HIM
HEEM TAPPY
haha what the fuck is this italian guy doing
No tea and strumpets for Miller tonight
taaaaaappeeeed
ahahahah
but what was the ref doing with the stand up
FOTY
how is he gonna pay all those hookers??
Did Mayhem win
>>67752944
nope
>>67752958
not surprised desu
both his life and career are fully JUSTed at this point
good old rear naled choke
https://twitter.com/MMAFighting/status/734125773431410688
>>67751020
The fighting pride of /heem/
well done la
Who /BamBam/ here? That lad is the ultimate hypetrain killer. I want him to expose and pummel another one of Dana's magazine boys.
I train with Mayhem. He didn't mean to miss weight. The lbs to kg conversion fucked him up.
>Italy is white
This guy is an idiot I don't get why good fighters train with him.
>>67753107
cool story bro
>>67753102
here, him toughing out Alves guilliotine was amazing
>>67753087
tanooki suit mayhem miller sucks
Based Schiavolin
fuck Mayhem trying to fuck people over
glad he got btfo
Everyone itt could heem me.
Damn it's been a long time since I heard Limp Bizkit. "GOT THE LIFE!"
>>67753139
thats a spoof account you stupid cunt ahaha
>>67753139
are you pretending now?
>>67753173
i think you'd be surprised
>>67753179
was that limp bizkit. sounded like down or some shit
Also the optimistic peruvian necktie attempt
>>67753190
Lol "spoof account" why would he say so much dumb shit with his real name? It would fuck his reputation up
>>67753173
Really? Cause I think you'd fuck me up. I really do.
>>67753107
>The lbs to kg conversion fucked him up.
BTFO
T
F
O
>>67753190
Lel remember when that dude trolled that New York assembly cunt?
Damn... he munstered all over Igor there
Is it just me or are these fights up there in quality with the ufc.
I dont know half these guys but I find it more entertaining than the last UFC I watched
So is the red mohawk the JUST hair style for /HEEM/?
>Dada5000
>Mayhem Miller
>>67753455
that motherfucker. beauty and the beast
>>67753489
yeah definitely, its for sure better than Bellator anyway.
>>67753489
Yeah, it doesn't have the cheap feeling as some other promotions, but the fights are still good.
I'd never even heard of Venator before today.
>>67753087
Fat fucking idiot, I hope he kills himself tonight.
>>67753489
UFC has better fighters by far, but at least these dudes are out there putting on a show and the production values are also good.
>>67753551
>>67753530
agreed. fair play to them
who watching VC today?
>>67753455
>be fit
>have good job
>not a fucking fisherman in Alaska like him
>185er
>have skills to pay the bills in and out of the cage and ring
>don't take the blood out of my body and drink it to make weight
>yet he has this girl and I don't
I hope he gets heemed in his next fight.
How long before Venator becomes the leading organisation in global MMA?
Nobody can stop this man
Stream stuffed up during the fight, so only have slow-motion
>has walkout music
>doesn't know what it is
L Y N Y R D
Y
N
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R
D
>>67753657
trip to the dentist in the morning me thinks
lads
the only man to ever defeat Jon Jones
matt "i cant hear you" hamill
Let me give this a shot
>tfw no classy older Italian lady to watch fun fights with
How'd I do?
What was Goldie's famous line on Sokoudjou again?
>>67753763
>Classy
>Wearing a dog chain
>>67753087
STILL MY BOY REEEEEEE
Suckajew put rocks in his gloves. Cheating motherfucker.
fuck fighting that Sokoudjou guy. just fuck that shit altogether. id be running
>>67753831
Catches a quick jab.
>That was a straight left.
Yeah, it was, pardon me.
>>67753922
you dont want to get #blacked by the african ASSassin?
HEEM
Have you ever loved someone as much as Venator camera guy loves Cody's gf?
>>67753934
Italians are soooo hot dude.
HEEEEEEEEEEEEM
Hammill really soaked it in too much
BLACKED
HEEM DEAD
HOLY FUCK!!
>>67753920
>Jon Jones blinds deaf man
lol why is Jon Jones such a piece of shit?
gibsmedat webm
>everyone has Adidas gloves
>everyone except Sokoju
>he gets the heem
>thinking he didn't put something in them
Matt always had an iron chin. Even in the Jones fight he was still conscious.
>>67753831
>>67754062
>And sokoudjed-in
I have to go now.
Pls, make good webms for the last 2 fights Australia.
I need this.
>>67753936
>>67754098
Goldie is a real treasure
You want to soak it i when you see Soukoujdo
>>67754125
>>67754062
shouldn't have let him get close
>>67753861
Hm, you have a point. You've got good observational skills, better than mine at least. We'd make a good team.
>this Italian announcer rolling his r's
my word
"That cameraman is worth every penny of his pay-cheque"
Agreed
>>67746906
>Being this much of a Conor cock licker
>>67753489
I assume you skipped 198. What was the last UFC you watched?
>>67754435
>being this fannyflustered
>>67754404
Holy shit she wants the d bad.
>>67753629
it's because you're on 4chan and cody barely knows how to operate a computer, NERD
wew is that chris martin of coldplay fame?
>>67754583
Nice to see tumblr in the audience representing.
>>67754583
>it were all yello
lel
not the most satisfying ko
>>67754450
198 was dusty
>>67754435
>taking bait
>>67754641
The uppercut was well placed, good chin on the fella.
Why do UFC insist so badly on this retarded the show must go on mentality?
NOBODY believes in Bisping. If they pulled Rockhold from the event seeing as no real challenger is available, I doubt anyone would fight it too hard seeing as real contenders are just a short recovery away from being able to fight again.
>>67754707
>NOBODY believes in Bisping
you can't just come on the internet and lie
>>67754450
198 wasn't all that great in terms of pure entertainment
>>67754735
Oh, sorry.
*NOBODY who isn't a complete retard or lives in the UK (same thing amirite) believes in Bisping.
>>67754707
that would kill the card though, you really going to put Dominick Cruz as the main event? I like him but hes probably even less of a draw than DJ amongst casual fans. I genuinely believe Bisping will win btw. He just beat the GOAT Anderson Silva, Cuckhold will be light work after that.
>>67754707
>every fighter on the card has paid expenses to train
>sponsors for the show have been booked
>fans have bought tickets to go
>other fans may be flying in to watch
>deals are already in place with cable/dish providers
>money has been invested for the venue
>marketing was paid for
Don't worry junior. One day you will grow up and understand what Dana and the UFC are doing. One day you'll grow out of hating Dana and realize he's based.
>>67754707
>I doubt anyone would fight it too hard seeing as real contenders are just a short recovery away from being able to fight again.
Problem is that would leave 199 with a manletweight title fight noone cares about as headliner
>>67754773
but you thought giving Weidman an instant rematch and turning him into Franklin 2.0 was a good idea?
>>67754795
You don't genuinely believe that though.
>>67754707
>doubting Bisping
>>67754773
He's a top ten contender, whether or not you think he has a shot, he's getting one eventually. I don't really know why it bothers you, it makes sense.
V A L H A L L A
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>>67754707
MW is a barren expanse, any match you can get out of it the better
>>67754773
lookit here you kangaroo, Michael has a chance and he'll take that chance
>>67754852
MW has a more exciting contender's circle than LHW at the moment.
Cant wait to see Paul twist this guys neck til his head pops off.
anyone got the shop of Bisping with the belt? Thanks in advance lads
>>67754867
>>67754852
>>67754833
>>67754827
>>67754814
>>67754812
You're all either retarded or brainwashed. Would rather see Rockhold kick a can around the octagon than a real fight.
HOOSIMARRR
>yfw Rousimar kills this guy and he gets banned in Europe too
>>67754820
He has a legit chance desu, its a fight, anything can happen, theres been quite a few upsets recently as well like
Cant get the stream to work
update away lads whats going on?
>>67754707
Bisping has a strong following, can be relied upon to promote a match quickly, has been a fixture middleweight for years and is coming off the biggest win on his career which gave him a hell of a push. He also seems to have some legit bad blood with Rockhold which, real or not, sells.
I know Bispings chances are so fucking slim but I would love nothing more than to see him get a W over Pebblegrasp
>>67754875
LHW is shit too, MW through HW are all bad.
>Introducing theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee FIGHTERS
>>67754905
UK refs refuse to officiate the bout due to Palhares being suspended stateside, so they're using a local Italian ref.
>>67754905
you missed another Italian slut with huge tits winking at the camera
>>67754931
Why the fuck does he sound chinese?
ITALIAN STREAM http://antena-sport.com/antena.html
Go norway h-heh, shame we suck at MMA when we should pwn in it
this guy just needs to do what Belcher did
>>67754897
>everyone else is wrong and i'm right
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HOLY SHIT!
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
PAUL HARRIS BTFO
HEEEE<MMMMM
JAAA FY FAEN
FUCKING OWNED
>>67754922
>Pebblegrasp
mild kek
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
VALHALLA
VALHALLA
VALHALLA
VALHALLAVALHALLA
that viking chimp-out
DEAD
BEAUTIFUL WORK
>tfw you can't find a stream
UFC NESTE!!
what do these guys have against showing replays?
What happened? Can't see stream from this peasant country.
>>67754987
Nobody has put forth a decent argument, they're just going on instinct where they'd hate to see a fight fall through.
Yoel is back next month, Jacare will be fine soon. Doesn't even need to be Chris, but putting Bisping in there is ridiculous. Judging from the other casuals that replied to me they don't even know that Bisping and Rockhold fought recently.
used to train with that guy :^)
>>67755058
Other camera guys too busy scouting for sloots in the seats
>>67755059
>wake up hoosimar, it's all over
>>67755059
SAVAGE
shoulda stayed suspended Paul
>>67755059
STEROID APE BTFO
Palhares < Meek < Drake
>>67755081
You used to train with Palhares!? haha :D
>paul complaining the stoppage was too early
ya gotta laugh
>>67755071
Paul Harris got heemed.
>Marquardt
>he was greasing
>Alan Belcher
>he was too tall
>Meek
>he hit me in the back of the head
>the Meek shall inherit the earth
what did he mean by this?
>>67755059
You see that? We are fucking viKINGS!!
>>67747943
What do you say now?
>>67755076
Well, if Rockhold is just going to blow through bisping as you say then he can have a short turn around anyway c/;^{D>
hahaha jesus christ these Venator camera guys cant stop looking at these crowd sluts
cmon dana step it up give superboy an top ten opponent so we can get him and mcgregor matched up
>tfw picked meek to heem palhares
rip paul harris
What to watch NEXT guys. I need more violence
>>67755071
VPNs are there for the taking.
>>67755148
What if Rockhold breaks a hand?
What if he bangs his knee up?
Glad to know that I can just embarrass all of /heem/ in a real debate though.
>>67755176
lol revert back to kid mode
Out of 18 fights, only 2 were decisions and both were quite good
Venator FC confirmed for goat promotion
>>67755176
Jesus Christ, act like you've got some caucasian blood.
>>67755211
He could just as easily do that in sparring with Cain or DC as compared to the easy fight you see bisping being though.
>>67755166
yes please
>>67755219
Great card, way way WAY more fun and engaging than I was expecting it to be.
Good commentary pair too.
>>67755219
can a promotion be my boy?
post your walk in music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1A8xZVei-g
>>67754987
Nope, he is right. Rockhold is going to heem Bisping to oblivion, heed my words.
>>67755223
Hmmm. not bad
>>67755223
classic brazil
http://www.ufc.tv/video/ufc-198-the-thrill-the-agony
New Thrill and the Agony is out
>>67755268
does victory have any potential later
>>67755156
Not as funny as the one where they focus on a cornerman thinking he's a fighter desu
>>67755302
god bless you sir
>>67755302
>>67755223
dansGame
>>67755312
You heard about that fight promotion from Kansas? They've got square cages. Square. Cages.
I've enjoyed the VFC cards I've seen so far - definitely better than, say, Titan FC...
>>67755352
I have that one too
>>67755211
You are aware he trains at AKA, and the fact he hasn't gotten wrecked in training yet is a miracle, right?
>>67755446
wow. That was fairly brutal. A tap from ground n' pound. Does the square make it harder to escape. more fighting less running
Can someone fill in the blanks for me please
>>67755449
jej i remember that
>>67755449
Noice, anymore?
>>67755449
This never gets old. It's like something you'd find in an MMA mockumentary
>>67755528
walkouts and crowd shots are my favorite
>>67755297
I have a gigantic smile on my face every time I see Stipe
>>67755522
I never understood why she shouted this. no one said she did tap. wasn't it tko?
>>67755449
I love how you can see him grab the other trainer and start to tell him what just happened.
>>67755522
freaking, freak, freaking
>>67755589
HAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>67755518
i would imagine yes. hard angles make cornering easier and circling out harder. i've actually thought for a long time that a square cage would be ideal for mma. squareness of the ring to reward ringcraft and promote finishes for the aforementioned reasons combined with cage barrier to prevent going through the ropes whilst grappling like what happened at rizin.
>>67755589
>fat carlos condit
>>67755589
and people call the Brazilians savages for what they did to Matt Brown
>>67755470
Rockhold tore his MCL about 8 weeks ago actually. AKA and knees don't mix.
>>67755522
Good stop
>>67755711
he deserves a few of these
Is Jessica Eye + chris camozzi free money?
lads
reminder carvalho didn't even win a round
>>67755933
I'm hoping it was just that they didn't have Adidas gloves in his size so they approved and used the gloves he brought. I figure Sokoudjou is the kind of guy to have big hands even by cagefighter standards.
If he's using loaded gloves... well...
>>67755933
Holy shit.
Somebody post us a direct stream and some webbums of the Soku-Hamill assault. I didn't know he had a history of loading his gloves. Fuck him.
>>67755933
those gloves look ridiculous
>>67755933
those look like mma sap gloves....
>>67755711
kek
>>67756002
Please see:
>>67754062
>>67754125
>>67756142
Thanks Huntposter
>>67755642
shameful
>>67756142
with sound https://streamable.com/al1o
tfw bet money on meek
:) thx bro
also, I knew meek in college. He stole a guitar, tried to sell it on finn.no and got kicked out.
He's a dick in private, last time I was at a party with him he took his shirt off and yelled viking.
Anyways, thanks for the money, meek.
>>67756347
>He's a dick in private, last time I was at a party with him he took his shirt off and yelled viking.
savage
>>67756381
I think you mean cringe.
>>67756392
>i've never been drunk/had stupid fun with friends
>>67755801
>hanging out that giant "NEGO" flag
BR crowd are the best trolls
>>67755176
this guy is a literal white nigger. can't wait to see him fight again.
>>67756418
>He stole a guitar, tried to sell it
>>67756347
I assume most fighters are pretty shitty up until about 25 years of age when they start to calm down. Cerrone used to be a real shithead too, now he's everyone's mum's favourite fighter it would appear.
>>67756443
norway sounds like a real pussy desu, probably deserved it
>>67756392
I concur. Fucking disgusting.
>>67756457
all fighters are scumbags except for JDS and Aleks
>concur
I could easily heem every here
>>67756503
>Aleks
>>67756558
I could heem everyone ITT, get in my guard faggot, you think I'm just gonna let you heem me?
>>67756503
i talk to connor macgregor every single day on facebook haha he guy is so cool and chill dont call him a scumbag he's not a scumbag hahaha why would you say that you dont know him
>>67756581
>i believe in the russian justice system
>>67756593
>get in my guard faggot
this cuck meme is getting stale
>>67756627
i don't believe in anything you fucking nobody
>>67756593
>Wants people to take the fight straight to the ground
>Calling other people faggots
yeah, nah m9
>>67756636
t. 1-4 fighter with 3 submission losses
>>67756722
>werdum's fight IQ
>>67756627
>those fuckin shoes
Something about those are very unsettling. Imagine a headkick with those things on, would pierce the skull no problem.
>>67756799
>would pierce the skull no problem.
>>67756799
lel they're fucking wingtips you slut
>>67756799
imagine getting toekicked in the shins with those bad boys
Joanna is going to get killed
>>67756830
delete this
>>67756869
Thank you for testing me, USADA!
>>67756869
How? She looks the same physically. She didn't go the way of Erick Silva, or Overeem where she lost all her gains.Joanna is looking more and more like nosferatu daily. She gets heemed by Claudia.
>>67756923
she already literally beat joanna
joanna is a whitebelt and gets subbed in the 1st minute
>>67756661
you better start believing cause you're gonna be meeting with jesus after i hit you with this left hook
>>67756923
joanna is like overeem...knocks someone down...refuses to engage on the ground joanna fucking stinks
>>67756945
>she already literally beat joanna
>will there be a press conference?
>no, we're all getting shitfaced
what a legend lads
>>67757006
nothing worse than alcohol imbibers
>>67756347
But hey, we get a Norwegian in the UFC, so that is pretty cool
Did you guys know that a lot of these Dagestani fighters are sponsored by Russian billionaire business magnates? Khabib, Taisumov, Tumenov, Khabilov - they don't go back to the unforgivable cold wastelands of mother Russia to chop wood and dig tons of snow to enter their little forest shack.
>>67756978
>knowing your weaknesses is a bad thing
>>67757086
I noticed that Islam Makhavchev is rich
He owns a serval and has a fancy house
Who has the most punchable face in the UFC?
Sage Northcutt
>>67757135
henry cejudo
>>67757086
Yeah it's a heck of a system they have over there.
>>67757135
Roy Nelson because he has been punched a lot and hardly ever got knocked down
>>67757135
Undoubtedly CB Dollaway
>>67757086
very pious
fucking pieces of garbage
>>67757124
rich kids shouldn't fight
what did he mean by this?
https://streamable.com/sqcf
Paul Harris latest fight.
>>67757211
He's such a tryhard faggot you'd think he's 15
>>67757247
Cavs will win their first owl, LeGod sweeps the commies then the Warriors
>>67757086
sponsored is a fancy way of saying strongarmed with gifts
>>67757124
>He owns a serval
i thought it was just at some rich sheikh's house in dubai, no?
>>67757135
see >>67757211 for all time champion
>>67757156
this desu sempai
>>67757268
Yeah I've got the Cavs sweeping in 6
>>67757268
>lebald beating curry ever
Is Italy the next big hot spot for an MMA explosion?
>>67757314
189er detected
>not predicting these things
If he says Le God wins the bowl then Le God is winning the bowl.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ps9z9umnFSA
>>67757314
>implying curry makes it past westgod
Venator or RIZIN?
Why is attempting to cause brain damage to others considered a sport?
>>67757442
Venator for the horny cameraman
>>67757314
Delladova will send him to the grave this year
which one of you did this
>>67757497
Scott Lane
>>67757468
I don't know. /heem/ needs to go to /asp/ desu familia. Yesterday a fucking midget was fighting. You'd never see a midget in the NBA,NFL,or MLB. You have CM Punk a pro wrestler,deaf people,commentators like Joe Rogan getting in on the action too. Then there's the constant PED use. It's a fucking joke.
>>67757497
That was me. I know how much this subreddit likes Conor and Paige that I needed to combine them into one super awesome fighter
>>67757442
Venator didn't even have any WMMA fights
Rizin has Gabi Garcia, the GOAT of WMMA
Makes the answer clear, don't it?
>>67757468
>flopgrass is considered a 'sport'
>>67748315
>get to watch Penn embarass himself
Hating BJ Penn is probably the surest sign of being a faggot.
>>67757468
fighting is the oldest sport known to man
>>67757745
He's a sexist, misogynistic, homophobic, RAPIST
Hating him is human and humane
you actually thought you guys were going to have a thread without me mentioning schaub?
>>67757782
shouldn't you be fapping to cuck porn?
NEW: >>67757846
>>67754795
>He just beat the GOAT Anderson Silva
Silva WAS great, but is now just a shell of his former self. Bisping never would have beaten Silva 5 years ago when both were in there prime, just the fact that he never got the change speaks volumes to that fact.
Bisping's talent level is also in a rapid descent now. See WEBM.
To think he has any true chance against Luke is to delude yourself. The odds makers have attested to that.
>>67757832
some cucksheds don't have wifi yet you ignorant dick
>>67757858
That's two people throwing frantically in a frantic moment at the end of the round
Bisping's striking looked as crisp as ever against Silva
>>67757735
That's not even funny. Why wouldn't it be called a sport?
Anyone got a link for tonight's fights?
>>67746906
>Ko'ing khabib
Ok m8
>>67757197
They shit better than you are, kid.
>>67756869
>this chick is exactly my age
Not sure why, but it makes me feel fondness for her. Is this a sign of getting older?
>>67756613
Fuck off, Dana. No one believes he actually replies to you every week.
>>67747745
THOSE FUCKING LEGS
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