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UPCOMING EVENTS (May):
5/21: Venator FC 3 (Palhares vs Meek)
(((MAIN CARD STARTS AT 11 AM EDT, 8 AM PDT, 4 PM BST)))
5/26: EFN 48: Moscow
5/27: ONE FC: Kingdom of Champions (Amnuaysirichoke vs Naito)
5/29: UFC FN 88 (Almeida vs Garbrandt)
UPCOMING EVENTS (June):
6/4: UFC 199 (Bisping vs Rockhold 2)
6/10: Titan FC 39 (Cavalcante vs Healy)
6/12: Pancrase 278 (Sunabe vs Haita)
6/17: ONE FC (TBA)
6/17: Bellator 156 (Galvao vs Dantas)
6/17: WSOF 31 (Ivanov vs Copeland)
6/18: UFC FN 89 (MacDonald vs Thompson)
6/24: Bellator 157 (Jackson vs Ishii)
6/25: GLORY 31 (Vakhitov vs Bouzidi)
/heem/ sleepy
>>67734521
cornholio's wife is pretty hot though.
the main events decision was beyond horrible, but the worst judging of the night prize goes to Steve French
Lads my next door neighbour is making noise at this hour. What should I do?
what did he mean by this?
Cyborg is using the MUH FEMINISM defense to avoid cutting weight.
>I won’t abandon you or my weight division! Not all of us weigh 115 or 135 pounds. Some of us are bigger and some even smaller…but we all deserve a stage to showcase our talents.
>We deserve the same opportunities as The men! They have 8 divisions in the @UFC while we only have 2 weight classes for the girls to compete in- I will fight for all of us and we will make them give the women the same opportunities the men are being given!
http://www.mmaweekly.com/cris-cyborg-declares-shes-going-to-fight-the-ufc-for-womens-rights
>>67734629
maybe you should have injected less male hormones into your body, you'd be easily fighting at womyn weight then
>>67734629
women's heavyweight when?
>>67734696
i think shes hawt as fuck how dare you
>>67734696
>>67734704
nicely done
I NEED ROSE GIFS/WEBMS RIGHT FUCKING NOW B4 I HEEM ONE OF MY FAMILY MEMBERS
what's your favorite mma quote lads?
mines, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" - Ronda Rousey
>>67734736
>kravmaga.webm
>>67734762
Are you talking about Om Nom Namajunas?
>>67734826
is this an "elite" athlete?
Lads, the days since Chris announced he wouldn't be fighting June 4 for the Middleweight Championship of the World have been dark. I'll admit my mind has taken me to some dark places and driven me to do some pretty disgraceful things. I'll be the man and say I considered abandoning the team. Just writing it hurts, but I have to acknowledge it happened. I considered backing down and leaving the team. It makes me sick to even say it or think it, but it's true.
But I'm back. I listened to Tom Petty on repeat for 4 hours today and I finally realized that joining the team isn't something that you just post about on the forums. I learnt that joining the team means you join the team in life. You live your life in the way that the Chris would live his. Integrity, honesty, courage, faith and belief are all characteristics of a team member. I realize I couldn't have left the team, even if I wanted to. I couldn't have left because you can't leave once you join the team. Once you join the team, you never back down. You learn that you must stand your ground and not back down, ever.
Join the team. Save your life. Save someone else's life. Refuse to back down.
Believe. In. The. Team.
>>67734762
Got you covered, famalam
>>67734910
>this KO's the barry
>>67734860
Pretty good bodyweight exercise with plyometrics.
And also, very safe for an athlete.
>>67734883
Beautifully said, my friend. These are hard times for us, but we'll see the light again in the end.
>>67734883
Stay strong. God bless.
>>67734936
damn joanna is top tier unconventional qt in this
>ywn have a polish gf to make you makowiec for fight nights
anyone have the midget getting BTFO?
>>67735166
watching you guys find these chicks attractive is like seeing stockholm syndrome up close and personal
>>67735237
Joanna and Rose a cute. CUTE
>>67735237
hey i said "unconventional" and "in this." she normally isn't that attractive to me.
>>67735253
what would vladimir down the block say if he heard you talking like that irl?
>>67735240
ufc 189
manhoef loss the worst decision in mma/lellator history?
>>67735237
finding them attractive and thinking they're 10/10s are entirely different things. I've dated a bunch of objective 10/10s in the normal world but dumped them after I realized they were only 8/10 once you included their personalities.
Claudia
>>67735281
would marry rose. no joke.
>>67735288
dat qt coat tie
>>67735264
He'd respectfully agree
>>67735303
i would marry either her or pat, they seem like fun people.
>>67735326
pat does seem cool
>>67735279
not the worst, but it was a bad fight and a bad decision, he could have been more decisive, and lost the decision. it was a phil davis class decision loss, it was no hendricks/lawler/gsp circle jerk
>>67735331
he seems like he'd get extremely annoying within half an hour.
>>67735303
where can i find qt fight gf? i cant even find a girl that will sit through a ufc ppv
>>67735342
I thought it was a lot like Grey Maynard/Clay Guida if they gave the fight to Clay Guida
Manhoef pissed me off even moreso than Carvalho because he wasn't countering and he was backing up a lot, sure he landed a few more strikes a round but they weren't Manhoef strikes, they were Carvalho strikes. But a guy pawing at the air and poking a guy in the eyes and hitting him in the balls and then landing a jab against the air isn't enough to win rounds imo.
what did he mean by this?
TJ will get his belt back!
#killashaw
>>67735358
http://mmadecisions.com/decision/3556/Gray-Maynard-vs-Clay-Guida
btw i scored the clay guida vs grey maynard fight for guida and the manhoef vs. carvalho fight for manhoef.
Why even work out when you will never look like this?
>>67735331
> I find hyperactive morons "cool".
Why?
>>67735405
SIKK CANTS
>>67735372
>i'm going to run out of money 3 years after i retire
>>67735372
>edition
>>67735400
>you will never be a shitskin
>>67735414
>implying he won't be able to come back and heem a Jap in Rizin for a few million every now and then
>>67735453
>implying doing that will equal his spendings dee requires dees tings
>>67735372
>ywn be Conor McGregor
why even try bros
>>67735482
I'll never even be rich like any first world country poster here. can't keep living with that type of motto in life.
>>67735240
Wait, what the fuck is this?
>>67735496
bellator had a 4' 11" bantamweight last night
>>67735536
http://www.sherdog.com/fighter/Tyler-Freeland-22529
>4'11" (149.86 CM)
Is he legally a midget?
Little guy got balls tbqh.
let's get back to the rose namajunas talk already
>>67735537
>>Is he legally a midget?
looks like it
>>67735538
(You)
125 is no longer the midget divsion - it's confirmed as the sub-midget division
>2016
>still hating the manlet division
>>67735564
i have actually wondered why a rizin or lellator type org hasn't run a 85 lb men's divisons for midget as a freak show thing.
since there is no way to force a superheavyweight with only gilled fighters, no fatties allowed
>>67734950
Yes, yes, she looks like she could do 5 more, or even 6. And at that speed, it's no wonder she's almost dead.
>>67735553
more rose
>>67735537
do you not know what dwarfism is?
>>67735342
hendriks/gsp was right on the money
watch the fight again, with no sound
>>67735355
that's probably not a bad thing.
maybe you just need a guy friend.
>>67735652
midgets are fucking heavy, they have a good center and are a lot more difficult than you'd imagine when it comes to kicking them out of a bar physically.
the 280 lb 6lb guy usually will be like "okay i'm wrong fuck no one likes me anyways"
but the midget he's going to fight it and there's no good way to remove a midget from your premisis, he'll just sneak his way into another table and get them on his side because he's a midget and no one's going to side with you even if he just raped your mom. It's the same reason why you see 10 guys fight over one woman when only 0 of them have met her before and she's probably sitting in the corner getting an uber and tweeting about toxic masculinity while being right ironically for the first time in her life.
>>67735702
oh yeah this is from my bar security experience
>>67735697
whats up with that chimp expression
>>67735482
you could learn from Bangladeshbro:
>>67735492
>>67735537
>Is he legally a midget?
are you legally a dumbass?
>>67735736
to beat the chimp, you must first become the chimp.
>>67735697
>>67735663
>>67735553
she looks like an awkward derpy preteen boy. the hair helped but that body is straight up prepubescent boy
>>67735492
why not just punch fellow midgets and try out for SFL?
>>67735537
>http://www.sherdog.com/fighter/Tyler-Freeland-22529
He legitimately beat up to an UD a 6'2 guy from Team Quest.
>>67735647
aren't you like 5'6"?
>>67735930
5'4''
>>67735664
>>67735753
>dwarfism is sometimes defined as an adult height of less than 4 feet 10 inches (58 in; 147 cm).
Dude is 2 cm from it....
>>67735701
hendricks wins the first round with sound, without sound, underwater, in space, and in every other scenario
How would Rafael Carvalho do against Rockhold? I think he dominates him in the stand up desu.
>>67735969
would you like to train at TAM
>>67736002
like how he dominated manhoef
>>67736008
I'll admit, I laughed.
>>67736022
serious offer, they need bodies
>>67736013
exactly, Manhoef is a world class boxer and if Carvalho can beat him in the stand up easily I don't see him having trouble against Rockhold either.
>>67736034
>Manhoef is a world class boxer
>>67736046
i meant kickboxer
>>67736061
he isn't that either really. especially now that he's 40.
>>67736079
shut up, stop trying to take away from Carvalho's victory. he came in with a great gameplan and executed it perfectly, I honestly can't see anyone in the UFC that can beat him
>>67736096
I could heem him, he's slow and predictable.
I think I'm finally unbanned lads, can I get some /you/'s?
>>67736096
>I'm pretending bros
@67736121
no
>>67736121
here (you) go
what did you think of bellator last night?
>>67734883
Keep the faith. Other athletes have had the same problem and surgery and come back very successfully.
MMA BTFO, boxing confirmed as the superior sport
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77gjnjXZQ10
>>67736121
I'm generous
Amazing fight from ACB yesterday.
Tokov (trains with Fedor) vs Aguev (trains with Taisumov)
>>67736176
forgot the link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_GxYgZL4jwI&feature=youtu.be
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_GxYgZL4jwI&feature=youtu.be
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_GxYgZL4jwI&feature=youtu.be
What are the odds on Rockhold vs Beespink? It's this literally "Free Money: The Fight" or what?
>>67736195
*is
Godamn it
>>67736195
>that flag
>free money
answer is yes tho.
>>67735453
>for a few million every now and then
lol
>a few million
you are REALLY over-estimating how much money these guys make
>>67736195
>>>67736195
If Britbling wins we'll have to look at him very differently.
>>67736250
You don't already look at him as the GOAT natty UFC fighter?
>>67736260
that's sage northcutt
I got Rockhold and Faber.
>>67736279
With time, but young sage is only 2-1 in the UFC. He needs at least one more fight to achieve undisputed natty goat status.
>>67736411
How do I achieve 'Look at my abs Haha' mode guys
>>67736411
How do I achieve Matt Serra mode
>>67736435
be short
eat about 5 whole pizzas a day
wrestle with men in your free time
>>67736416
>30 bananas a day
>30 hours in the gym a day
>????
>sage mode
>>67736465
>this post
>image.jpg
>>67736467
but where do I get muh protein from bro
>>67736506
that's part of the ?????
>>67734883
Great post. He'll be back as good as ever.
>>67736514
is that vegan protein???
>>67736435
Pasta and calf workouts, I think
>>67736506
Bananas have protein.
>>67736558
Genova tier calves
>>67736558
how do I get calves like these
>inb4 their genetic
>>67736514
remember that time he tapped from half guard
>he was only 19
what are some GOAT tier highlight vids?
Punished Manhoef
A Hero Robbed of his Championship
>>67736592
go back to puberty and work your calves hard af, it kind of is genetics desu
>>67736592
how close am I to achieving this mode?
>>67736660
1. He had to take the fight on short notice
2. He had to move up a weightclass
3. It was his third fight in less than 4 months
4. He had a very severe case of strep throat
5. He was just 19
6. Has been confirmed as legit choke by Rener
7. He wasn't even training full time for that fight
8. He wasn't even in a real camp for this fight
9. The fight took place past his bedtime so he was sleepy
10. Stfu before I heem you, kid
>>67736716
do you even lift bruh
>>67736716
not even close
>>67736725
>tapped by a literal who from a literal what submission
>>67736768
we just assume you're a proxy fag, m8
>>67736758
Barberena is legit though
You could argue Sage was a fluke based on that alone, but wrecking Alves proves he's a good fighter who probably deserves more credit than he's getting
He's quickly becoming my boy
>>67736758
>literal who
>literal what
We get it, you're ignant.
>>67736777
I'm major against that.
>>67736758
reminder that barbarina is taking over in 2016
>>67736782
well now we know, but that's no excuse for super meme northcutt
>>67736781
I admit I'm a barberena fanboy after his last fight
>>67736794
I already explained what the actual reason ps were here
>>67736725
>>67734521
Big John looks angrier than usual in this pic
>>67736725
Not to mention his roiding dad stopped him from training at Tristar.
>>67737026
Plus the air pressure in the arena was 2½ pascal units below par, that's really unforgivable and it was no wonder he couldn't preform
>>67737111
I also heard Tony Ferguson called him mean names in the dressing room.
which referee has the best catchphrase?
>>67736231
>t-trust me guys, my dad owns a record company
>>67737167
"I'm in charge here"- Marc Goddard
>>67737173
this desu, no further responses needed
>>67737167
"close his fucking hand" -big john
just watced bellator and i feel like that's two hours i'm never getting back
can't blame them for that main event tho. who could predict that
>>67736758
He had strep throat, bro
*BOOM*
*BOOM*
*CRASH*
That's all it takes for a burglar to break into your house with the intent to rob and kill you.
Why don't you train in a Gi 3x a week?
>>67737222
>definition of "literal what" submission
>>67737229
I ate all my gis in order to get bigg
>>67737229
>current year
>not tying an electric charge to the doorknob
>marbles on hallway floor
>paint buckets etc
>>67737222
"I'm going unconscious sir, haha"
>tfw you will never be a big black guy in japan
Carvalho vs. Manhoef is the worst fight I have ever seen, it's also the worst decision I have ever seen. I do not understand why these judges are not locked up, because they are clearly not normal functioning human beings.
>>67737369
Entirely agreed
Good lord that was awful
Usually with split decision you can at least have the different sides arguing about something like Condit-Lawler or TJ-Cruz but this wasn't even close
Legit makes me wonder if it was fixed somehow
>>67737336
https://youtu.be/VlS6INflYis
>>67737369
spoken like a true Zuffa shill. It was a very tactical fight, much better than the brawls the UFC fans like to cal fights of the year. The decision is was fine too, Carvalho came in with a great gameplan and executed it to perfection.
>>67736781
Bam bam is prime boy material, won me two big bets against Sage and Alves
>>67737421
>very tactical fight
>>67737421
>the decision was fine too
>great gameplan executed to perfection
This is australia-tier bait
You sure some of your ancestors didn't cross over back in the day?
>>67737369
Any Jared Rosholt decision victory was way worse than that fight.
Do you think Werdum's mistake was that he lost control of his meme magic? Would you agree, yes?
>those silly workout videos
>the happy face masks
>"HEYYY"
>walking out to a Senna tune
I think that was what cost him the fight.
>>67737485
>>67737485
>>67737485
Well, I laughed.
>>67737485
>>67737483
he fought like he always fights, has nothing to do with his memes or mentality
>>67737485
>>67737485
>>67737485
WHAT A TWIST
>>67737485
>>67736465
YOU JUST KNOW
>tfw I realized conor is going to ko nate, frankie, mayweather, khabib, and wonderboy, in that order
>>67737709
wrong pic m8
>>67737336
>>67737418
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DM5CGj8V6Ko
>>67737709
He might have some troubles against Wonderboy
>>67737485
>>67737721
what's your point la? fighters never win rematches?
>>67737734
you forgot to remove your trip
>>67737529
>>6
>>67737541
>>67737565
>>67737569
>>67737615
>>67737616
>>67737629
>>67737653
>>67737734
These are all the same person.
Major league sadcase.
>>67737759
oh, i think i know what you need
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1463732324878.webm
>>67737752
Because some fighters won their rematches it means Conor will?
My point is, he can't outbox Nate, he's a blue belt on the ground, he simply can't win against him.
>>67737336
I claim Alistair for the white race.
Blacks can work out a deal with Koreans for Henderson.
Got into my first fight yesterday. Two weird things happened.
1) I enjoyed getting punched on the ground for some reason.
2) I was fine for the first 10 minutes (except my voice was really shaky and it sounded like I was going to cry). And then 10 minutes later I did start crying. I don't get what the fuck happened. It's not like it even hurt that much...
>>67737823
At least you didn't deny it.
So tell me shitposter, what do you get out of acting like a fucking retardall day every day?
>>67737850
>My point is, he can't outbox Nate, he's a blue belt on the ground, he simply can't win against him.
Oh, so you're retarded then?
>puts a boxing clinic on nate for 90% of the fight
>dominates nate in the one ground exchange prior to the panic wrestling
>nate gets tagged and stunned a dozen times
>his face looked worse than it ever has before
Face it bud, Conor just needs to pace himself in the rematch and it's an easy victory.
>>67737875
Apparently they get your undivided attention.
>>67737899
That's just the thing though. These shitposters and their ilk think of attention and replies as some sort of power. What does it do? Nothing.
Long have I wanted a straight answer out of these folks. Never do you get one.
>>67737919
You can't reason with unreasonable people. They just want attention. Don't give enable them.
>>67737899
>undivided
thats a stretch
>>67737938
Nah you're looking at this all wrong. See, if you tell a shitposter to fuck off he's accomplished his task, but if you just calmly explain why's he's wrong he feels silly and goes away real quick.
They thrive on conflict, not attention.
>>67737894
Nate got stunned maybe 3 times
>>67737968
I understand what you're, trying, but you are very much approaching it based on your own world view. These people aren't functional human beings. They are dead inside. 4chan is their only escape. Any feeling/reaction they can get from another gives them the validation as a human being they lack in their day to day lives.
>>67737982
at least 10 different times conor lands a huge shot and nate is visibly affected
Who /VENATOR/ here?
Rousimar Palhares vs. Emil Weber Meek
Luke Barnatt vs. Stefan Croitoru
Rameau Thierry Sokoudjou vs. Matt Hamill
Igot Araujo vs. Marvin Vettori
Karl Amoussou vs Giovanni Melillo
Jack Hermansson vs. Ireneusz Cholewa
Cody McKenzie vs. Valeriu Mircea
Che Mills vs. Terry Montgomery
Mayhem Miller vs. Mattia Schiavolin
Just under 2 bongs away.
>>67737485
>>67738057
fucking HYPED
Who /Thominhas/ here?
>>67738057
>Paul Harris
>the only man to defeat Jon Jones
>rising prospect sokoudjou
>natty goat Cody Mackenzie
>some goofy looking Brit
>Mayhem@lhw
Hyped as fuck tbqphwyf
>>67738057
i think its 2 bongs until the prelims which arent shown but way more until the main card
>>67737336
What were you doing on /r9k/?
>>67738129
They have it shown like this on their website so if it just prelims I'd assume they will be streamed somewhere still.
Are fighters allowed to wear those supports on their ankles or not? Werdum was wearing it in the last fight but Cruz mentioned they aren't allowed to do anything like that.
Can someone repost the Ngannou/Rose blacked OC?
>>67738168
http://www.mmatv.co.uk/
live and free
>>67738057
Mayhem is the first fight?
>>67738055
Well affected is a bit of a general term - I can agree that Conor landed quite a few big punches which Nate wasn't too happy to receive, but most left him wincing rather than looking rocked. When it comes to ones that really gave Nate pause, I counted three on last viewing. Two of them while Nate was trying to come in.
>>67738212
Probably not, Venator hasn't announced his official slot on the card because he was just confirmed fighting a few hour ago. He was supposed to be in the mainevent so my guess is he will be comain or third fight down.
https://youtu.be/o43W9Xg0ANU
>>67738378
>>67738362
I really hope we get to see him and Dana interact at some point.
>>67738362
oh come on
>>67738378
>all of you MMA media pussies should just shut the fuck up already and quit your bitching.
>Suck my dick,
>Frank Meranda
based
>>67738378
my word
>>67738432
is that Mcgregor at welterweight?
>>67738492
It's Brock Lesnar with Conor's head shopped on. idiot.
>>67738432
that was actually written by cagepotato as parody
the madman screencapped it and reposted it
>>67738535
he was just pretending
>>67738343
Is that Anik?
>>67738378
M
ABSOLUTE
D
M
A
N
>>67738634
I love your dank memery dutchbro, just want you to know
>>67738580
Literally the first thing said in the video
>>67738647
No problem my man, here's a mcgreg- i mean lesnar when he was in college
>>67738057
>mayhem at lhw
what are the chances that hes jacked and not fat
>>67738758
He looked in pretty good shape at the weigh-ins, not really fat at all
>>67738647
>tfw im actually the dutchposter who always pretends
>tfw another dutch guy adopted it without even knowing
I love this hivemind
Train in a grass-fed, fair-trade gi 3x a week MINIMUM
So if I'm getting this straight, Mayhem missed weight by 24 pounds, stayed up all night to make weight, weighed in at 207 this morning and is now on weight. And the fight is this afternoon. How can this possibly be good for him?
>>67738915
You have it wrong, Mario
He missed weight for his fight at 185 by weighing in at 209, they offered him a new opponent at LHW if he could get below 207, which he then did the next day
>>67738915
>>67738938
Is it even physically possible to lose that much weight in that short time?
>>67738938
Ok, that makes more sense.
Why 207 though? 2lb leeway?
your thoughts about Joe Rogan's new show?
>>67738954
yes, chop a leg off
>>67738971
It was 206.9 so technicaly 205 which is ok
>""""""""""fighters"""""""""" from the uk
>>67738683
wish i had nordic genes desu senpai
>>67735240
That's just humiliating
>>67739149
another mcgregor bites the dust
Fresh Bethe hot off the presses. Pay your hespec.
wew
>>67739322
Is she on the Holly Holm training regimen?
>>67739322
>Perfect boobies cat
>>67739013
Is it a good show?
>>67739426
>>67739322
>boobies
creepy
>>67739242
driving and taking a selfie
typical monkey behavior. back to the jungle pls
>>67736514
>Please don't open Leanbody Boxes.
Lads Sage's shilling is pretty gross
btw reminder that THIS man will take over the featherweight division
>>67737336
>This will never ever ever be you
UFC is afraid to sign me because they know I would go 80-0 with 67 wins by knockout.
>>67739509
And the other 13 wins by what?
>>67739473
He's fine, He's fine
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/05/video-watch-venator-fc-iii-palhares-vs-meek-live-at-11-a-m-et
Venator stream starts in 30 bings
free for US & Canada
>>67739647
Unanimous Decision, obviously
>>67739647
submission via strikes
>>67739647
opponents fled in fear.
>>67739674
>free for everyone with a vpn
>>67739922
no need to greentext him bro he was just letting us know. Just try and be nicer next time
Reminder that Alistair Overeem tapped to strikes vs Ricardo Arona
>>67737866
1) You fought a huge pussy who doesn't have power for shit
2) You yourself are a huge pussy
Not even trying to be harsh mate. Check yourself and man the fuck up at the same time. You are not gonna "enjoy" getting put unconscious by a barrage of hard punches on the ground, your skull bouncing against hard floor. And you cried cause you're 13 or it was the adrenaline dump and you never do anything exciting.
Anyone else going to the Olympics?
>>67738055
>read as
Nate ABSORBED over 10 hard shots and was still of clear-conscious and remained calm.
Conor ate less shots, but when Nate began landing, they were accurate and damaging. Conor become visibly ROCKED and shot a panic takedown because he was SO ROCKED on the feet he envisioned his own demise in a matter of seconds.
>>67739974
boxswede is that you?
>>67739952
it's alright man, he's still cool
>>67739988
Show us your tats
>>67740079
Sorry to disappoint you, no
I can pretend to be if you want
>>67739922
what vpn do you have?
>>67740114
Nah man it's ok
>>67740114
It's alright man, you're still cool.
>>67739988
>you're a pussy
>the guy you fought is a pussy
>your 13
>your life is boring
shut up
>don't check Claudia's insta for a while
>she's uploaded lots of cute selfies
>>67740205
Literally perfect
>>67740205
>>67740220
when will she remove that melanoma?
>>67740220
>>67740219
>>67736514
If I eat enough Lean Pro 8 can I look like Sage Northcutt?
>>67740254
>CyberGhost, proxyswitcher and hotspotshield, all premium.
>paying for VPNs
ZenMate is free and works well
>>67740298
>literally harvesting all of your data
>free
>>67740298
>ZenMate
i don't see the free account m8y, just the trial.
>>67740237
Would move to the jungle for.
>>67740332
been using it for like a year lad
>>67740473
does it work with omegle
What happened to that MMAJunkie free Venator stream?
>>67740567
not sure, i found a link but im watching Chi Lewis Parry training footage on it
>>67740298
>paying
>Tyron Woodley is getting a title shot after beating an overweight, out of shape kelvin Gastelum by split decision a year and a half ago
>>67740567
http://mma-tv.cleeng.com/venator-fc-3-usa-canada-only/E632076761_GB
>>67740669
i think the main card starts in like 4 hours
im just getting ads for other mma orgs right now
>>67740669
Thanks broseph
>>67740703
same, but the undercard should be starting now
I'm hoping that will be streamed too
Max Holloway vs Yair Rodriguez will close a trilogy headlining UFC 300. Cap this post. See you in 2023. Co main event will be Latifi vs Jones.
>>67740648
Lawler is ducking Nick Diaz
>>67740648
>Maia is a hugfest away from a title fight
>>67740726
i think they said undercard isnt being streamed
>>67740648
Wonderboy should be fighting Woodley instead. Rory should fight Condit again.
>>67740791
>t. casual
Venator won't be live for another 3 bongs and 26 bings
>>67740890
that sucks
>>67735702
>It's the same reason why you see 10 guys fight over one woman when only 0 of them have met her before and she's probably sitting in the corner getting an uber and tweeting about toxic masculinity while being right ironically for the first time in her life.
Underrated sentence.
>>67739473
>btw reminder that THIS man will take over the featherweight division
Boxing swede here. Got another short notice fight in about two hours. Woke me up this morning and told me I have a fight against some dude two weight classes heavier. Weighed in at 74kgs straight after eating, with my clothes and jacket on. He weighed in at 81kgs naked. I'm taking my pre fight dump atm. Wish me luck /heem/
>>67741002
Godspeed you crazy shit, stop fighting boys that are so big
>>67741002
with the money you'll earn buy new shoes
>>67741002
good luck, friend
>>67741002
>fight against some dude two weight classes heavier
you took a chance
>>67740791
How much of a knuckledragging ape do you have to be to consider a guy taking his opponents back and choking him out a "hugfest"?
Corey Anderson wanted to initiate a hugfest against Shogun in round 3. That's not what Demian Maia did.
http://m.de.ufc.com/media/Free-Fight-Friday-Boetsch-vs-Okami
How on earth did Okami never held the strap in the UFC?
>>67741002
Be efficient with your energy
>>67741002
/heem/ that fool
>>67741002
don't gas
be efficient with you energy
good luck, heem that dude
>>67741176
Anderson silva?
>>67741002
The most efficient use of energy is heeming him with your first strike. go all out from the go.
>>67741002
good luck la
>>67741002
best of luck m80
http://www.mmatv.co.uk/mma/venator-fc-3-live-for-usa-and-canada/
this stream is actually showing fights
super laggy for me though
>>67741002
Will you be filming it again?
Thank you for posting the Claudia pictures. She really is God's gift to man.
>>67735492
How much do you make monthly? Genuinely curious
>>67741309
Aw man that's a shame. His last perfromance wasn't great I'll admit but he still seemed UFC worthy.
>>67741373
it's literally unwatchable with all the lag
>>67741479
it has stabilised for me desu
>>67741467
They released the guy who beat him in their last fight too.
>>67741417
Man Dana is a good guy I feel, I wonder if lorenzo is using him as a puppet while dana is the most honest and nice guy on earth
thoughts on her ufc future?
Check the record, bud
>>67741543
He seems like a genuine guy who has a job that requires dishonesty.
>>67736996
Because he wasn't allowed to deduct points against the "champ"
>>67741569
He's a god
is this just the prelims?
HEEEEM STOPPY
>>67741551
Skinemax movies in the next three years
>Dana is an open atheist while being the nicest most down to earth atheist
>He employs Jon jones, the most christian and the most horrible person to ever walk the face of earth.
>>67741643
Yes about 3 bongs to maincard
anyone for heemspeak for venator?
>>67741659
>Germany in charge of making moral judgments
>>67741681
In what world is drunk driving and killing unborn kids a morally good move?
What about cheating on your wife and unfair practices like roiding or cheating in your job.
>>67738378
that's a very latino thing to say
if you wonder why south america is such a shithole look no further, we are a mix of this "culture" with niggers and amerindians
>>67737229
If I train sambo do I need to train 6x per week, since they only wear the jacket?
Venator 3 stream is still majah choppy for me
How do I acheive Kid Nate mode lads?
>>67741551
Stop posting this picture damn it.
>>67740236
spots like these are considered cute in brazil
I honestly thought it was the same everywhere else
>>67741758
Was just about to write this.
It's terrible. ;_;
I don't know how Josh pulled it off but it's pretty interesting seeing him on the Venator card. He's done pro wrestling too. Although he isn't very good at mandrama.
lads im proper bored get on heemspeak
>>67741863
min
where are we watching venator
>>67741819
Josh?
>>67741863
Get a dog bro
>>67741798
they call it a "beauty mark" but nobody really thinks it looks good
>>67741810
It runs smooth on lower quality, I suspect the encoding for high resolutions is messed up...
432p it is, I guess...
>>67741274
I know but damn...he is so good on paper, shocking that a guy like him never held the strap.
Technically, he is sound as hell, Silva is just craftier, more confident and faster.
Then there is his ground game/wrestling...
>>67741659
>the most christian and the most horrible person to ever walk the face of earth.
>most Christian
>most horrible person to ever walk the face of earth
Wat?
What does /heem/ think of a canvas with no sponsor logos on it?
>>67741834
ZP is watermarking faggot
>>67741906
yeah every time claudia is brought up someone comments about how ugly her spot is, weird as fuck
>>67741056
My opponent pulled out again.
>>67741058
>>67741186
>>67741196
>>67741319
>>67741325
>>67741372
Thanks guys. I'll do my best.
>>67741418
I'll try to get someone to film it.
>>67734883
Chris is going to get permaheem'd, luke is then going to kill all three of his children, and rape his wife and take her as his own, as the alpha male is want to do.
>>67742016
*tips fedora*
I'm enlightened
>>67742050
With or without a mole, Claudia is attractive as fuck.
I like the way the outline of the round clock fills with red
>>67742196
Blood meter? As in it fills as the fight gets more violent with both fighters receiving a fifty dollar bonus when it fills. Is that what it means?
>>67741906
Thats because Claudia's "beauty mark" is about the size of 20 normal beauty marks combined.
>>67742281
Yep, but remember it's Italy so it's denarii
Technical, and precise.
>>67741002
do jon jones oblique kicks and benson oblique punches
>>67734767
lol i train Krav and could not agree more
heeemm
HEEM
>getting heem'd by a jab
>there are people unironically in /heem/ at this very moment that wouldn't
>give it to gadelha
>mate with miesha
>cockslap correia
>sleep with cyborg
>rut with ronda
>jackhammer joanna
>gobble gabi
frickin FAGS to be honest with you
>>67742778
>53%er detected
HOLY SHIT
this guy looks roided to the fucking gills
>>67742830
>getting a tattoo of a miniature cross on your back
always with these mma fighters
>>67742856
i-i'm sure they carry out drug tests
>>67742809
>The term 53% refers to the people who are actually paying taxes for themselves and the rest of the country.
sounds like a respectable group of people tbqh
Via MMA junkie
>I would leave the UFC one hundred percent if it was sold. I feel my style as a commentator would be changed by foreign interest. I'd have to severely dumb my style down
>On his career if he did leave the UFC
>I'm good if I leave. I'm not trying to brag but I'm killing it on the comedy circuit. I'm selling out rooms. Thirty to forty people a night coming to my shows. Plus my writing is off the hook now (Redban:that bit where you talks about the donkey and the parrot having sex,or when you tell Schaub and Fallen stories are the best) Thanks. I'm not selling out auditoriums but but I'm filling them up 30-40 percent. Also I'm getting more followers since I've starter opening for others. But I got that podcast. All I need.
>walking out to mad world
wew
>>67742978
he's just saying it because he has that fear factor money, also where is his ariel podcast?
>>67742956
Sorry about the confusion
>54%er detected
DA BIG ROIT HAND
>2005 pound old men fighting
What the hell is going on in Italy?
>>67743156
>54%
Wew
>>67743156
>he's this threatened by my high testosterone and willingness to mate with quality females that he accuses me of being a virgin
>>67743156
Is this accurate?
>>67734860
fighters aren't the best athletes usually. dana just like to pretend the UFC is like the NFL and not just a bunch of tards smashin' each other
Been a while since I seen a topside wristlock finish.
>>67743344
wtf vennator the guy with the blue gloves is like 70 and looks like prime vitor.
Is he natty?
>>67743434
show me ONE (1) failed steroid test by him
>>67734588
Heem the cunt
>>67735421
kek I didn't even notice that the first time.
>>67735166
It's her steely glass eyes but she still doesn't make the board
>>67743344
>>67743344
When did the JUST guy decide to become an MMA fighter?
>>67743563
He found vitors ''legal supplement'' store
>>67743344
these retards have such shitty tattoos
Karl Moore seems to be off the Venator card.
Anyone know why?
I think the chan is broke today.
My location is not UK
/sp/
Is the bunda good enough for you to forget about the face?
>>67742655
>believing a jew can teach you anything about fist fighting
>>67743646
>>67743646
Most MMA fighters have horrible tattoos, starting with Conor.
>>67743835
oh here we go with the malvinas again
>>67741002
Good luck, we're rooting for you Swede.
https://mobile.twitter.com/i/status/734066472960557061/video/1
State flags for USA posters when?
>>67743880
haha. Im in Ireland
Southern Ireland. 100s of miles from the border
>>67741002
I hope you get KO'd stiff
>>67743862
No. 5/10 bunda, 3/10 face. Those numbers combined have to be over 10 to be considered
>>67741002
Do it for Aunt Laurie.
Was the stoppage Justified on FX?
>>67744124
Absolutely not. That's how a fight between you and I would go Australia.
Fights over? Stream kill?
I think they just reset the Venator stream?
>>67744243
taking a 20 minute break apparently
>Aljo could choke out either of the JUST BLEED goofs in the mainevent
>he is stuck on fightpass
>>67744169
I respect that you're calling me out the way you are, but taking the fight against you does nothing for my /heem/ career.
>>67743465
Come on I'm not saying every brazillian is roided, look at Jon jones and Romero they are both not brazillian and romero looks like a 22 year old bodybuilder at 40 and jones had the natural testosterone levels of an asian woman not rin nakai but a normal one.
It's just that vitor is the posterboy for a roided up dude who looked like a fucking mix between an ox and a man while also being the only brazillian who could speak english.
Now he's been the posterboy for the ufc to the casuals and everyone has vitor on his mind.
>>67744501
>not every brazillian is roided
Agreed. 100% of brazilians in the UFC certainly are roidedroided though.
>>67744590
Unlike the other natty goats in the ufc?
>>67744501
>muh eye test
lets see you prove with facts that vitor was roiding
>>67744658
maia could've been a goat if he wrestlegrinded anderson silva for 25 minutes
just
>>67743876
yup, and the best mma fighters have 1 or 2 tattoos, or no tattoos.
>>67744810
Betting on a fighter with no tattoos vs a fighter that has tattoos has been proven to have long term value.
guys, i have a question
when you say you rank a fighter, does it come with an implicit inner sarcasm on it? some days i sense the irony but some days i don't
could you explain
????????????
>>67744952
don't worry about it
>>67744952
Just live the meme brah
>>67744952
es normal
>>67743465
Vitor tested positive for the steroid 4-hydroxytestosterone at PRIDE 32.
https://streamable.com/efdb
WMMA is so goddamn retarded.
>>67745076
tainted supplement, do your research
>>67745113
same thing happened to yoel and alistair
>>67745160
unfortunately it is a pretty common thing
heeeemmmmm
>>67745186
You'd think people who do it for a living got it figured out but they always ''accidentally'' find these pesky over the counter supplements with somehow out of nowhere banned substances being in them
Dinged him with the head-kick
2 fights left on the Venator "National" card, then a break, then the "International" card starts.
>>67745225
very objective analysis, gonna print your post and send it to the united states anti doping agency, these damn "roiders" are finished!
>>67745325
Is it worth the £8?
>>67745390
Stop being so buttmad Raúl
>>67741002
May the heem gods bless you on this day.
>>67745402
You can use a proxy to get to the free stream yeah
>>67743538
That pic is missing Waterson. Pretty good otherwise.
>>67745444
what's the stream only americans and canadians are lucky enough to use?
>>67743344
There was Jones vs Belfort
>>67745481
http://www.mmatv.co.uk/mma/venator-fc-3-live-for-usa-and-canada/
I used ZenMate to get to it - I think once you "get your virtual ticket" you don't need the proxy anymore.
>>67745526
can confirm, only need the proxy to register
>>67745113
>>67745160
>>67745186
Guys I'm starting to warm to this idea that Vitor is the Real Natty Goat
>>67745289
Are those men tiny, or is that octagon huge?
>>67744590
I'll bite.
No, you are wrong. 100% od top ranked fighters are using shit. They just dont get caught. The governing body is american, so american athletes have more time to prepare their cycles and what they can and cannot take so they dont get caught. The list of stuff changes, the amounts of metabolites change, Not to mention the technology used in America is better than the ones in here. That being said, BR fighters are dumb as fuck usually. Even the ones training up there fuck up. It's laughable.
Am I the only one who thinks the chris's long written excuse makes him look bad? He's over-explaining the injury and quite frankly, offering up more information than needed.
What wrong with simply saying "I've injured my neck during training and it requires surgery, therefore I won't be able to fight on june 4"?
>>67745824
They're feddaweights. Fighting area does look relatively large.
>>67745921
He's trying to make sure people know it isn't an excuse
>>67745824
The mat is blank which makes it look bigger than it is.
>>67745526
lovely works great. and kicks into HD once the proxy is off
Oh, almost forgot to share - there was an AFL heem
Venator stream where?
>>67746682
>inb4 people ask ''Is that a 12-6 elbow?
>>67741728
>that's a very latino thing to say
Err, no. I doubt many south americans would agree with that statement.
>>67746682
lad literally died rip
new
>>67746843
>>67746843
>>67746843
fill this thread first
>>67746682
did he died
>>67746790
yes they would
>>67746859
I'll post some webms of tonight's brave Venator competitors to fill this thead up.
>>67747074
webm that right hand shot
>>67747074
thank you for your service la
>>67735492
thx bangbro
>>67747007
that's a hoax was taken before his death they've already buried him rip
>>67747109
HD stream isn't being kind to me today, so on the low qual one still.
Isn't Palhares a psycho.
he keeps cranking subs long after the opponent has tapped
>>67747250
(that's Igor Araujo on top there)
>>67747250
rock 'em sock 'em roid heads
What do exactly is wrong with you guys? So what if Vitroid used roids in Pride. You could. They were allowed. Wand,Fraudor,Cro Can,Rampage (who got on TRT later on in his career),Kerr,Randleman,Coleman ,Shogun were all on the gas. Because it was allowed. You'd be at a huge disadvantage if you weren't. You're a idiot if you think everyone is clean and a nice guy. Grow up.
>>67747308
probably chipped his shin. ow
>>67747282
Murilo Bustamante's usual excuse is "Palhares is just a simple guy, just a simple guy"
>>67747326
Some of us are major against steroids
>>67747326
>Fraudor
>>67747326
>Wand,Fraudor,Cro Can,Rampage (who got on TRT later on in his career),Kerr,Randleman,Coleman ,Shogun
Is basic punctuation really that hard to you
Wand, Fraudor, Cro Can, Rampage not that shit ffs
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>>67747210
noice
>>67746843
>>67746843 →
>>67746843 →
new thread
>>67737894
>Face it bud, Conor just needs to pace himself in the rematch and it's an easy victory.
TFW you're wrong
>>67737894
>My precious hero Conor will win the rematch
Sure, yeah, okay. Why don't you hold your breath for that one?
>>67738535
>being this literal
>being that retarded
>>67734629
Her clit alone is probably solid 10 pounds.
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