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UPCOMING EVENTS (May):
5/20: Bellator 155 (Carvalho vs Manhoef)
(((PRELIMS START AT 7 PM EDT, 4 PM PDT, 12 AM BST, MAIN CARD STARTS AT 9 PM EDT, 6 PM PDT, 2 AM BST)))
5/21: Venator FC 3 (Palhares vs Meek)
(((MAIN CARD STARTS AT 11 AM EDT, 8 AM PDT, 4 PM BST)))
5/26: EFN 48: Moscow
5/27: ONE FC: Kingdom of Champions (Amnuaysirichoke vs Naito)
5/29: UFC FN 88 (Almeida vs Garbrandt)
UPCOMING EVENTS (June):
6/4: UFC 199 (Bisping vs Rockhold 2)
6/10: Titan FC 39 (Cavalcante vs Healy)
6/12: Pancrase 278 (Sunabe vs Haita)
6/17: ONE FC (TBA)
6/17: Bellator 156 (Galvao vs Dantas)
6/17: WSOF 31 (Ivanov vs Copeland)
6/18: UFC FN 89 (MacDonald vs Thompson)
6/24: Bellator 157 (Jackson vs Ishii)
6/25: GLORY 31 (Vakhitov vs Bouzidi)
NEWS:
>Mayhem out of Venator card
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/05/mayhem-miller-officially-out-of-venator-fc-3-title-fight-luke-barnatt-to-face-stefan-croituru
>DJ will defend his title against Hilson Heis
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/18/11707690/demetrious-johnson-set-to-defend-flyweight-title-against-wilson-reis
>MMADIGEST update
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKLhrk1RRfQ [Embed]
>mfw I realized conor will tko nate, frankie, mayweather, rda, and wonderboy, in that order
why the fuck was that even a main card fight?
DRAW
R
A
W
>>67730910
same fagging on COnors nuts. lmaodasmfisdf
lads how many fights until main event?
Meanwhile at XFO
>>67730936
Just one unless they add another out of nowhere.
Why did all the Rondafags go away when she got BTFO, but the Conorfags just got more aggressive when Nate rekt him?
Are they all just angry,mover compensating manlets like Conor, himself?
>>67730936
two?
>Vomitor
>>67730910
I can't even believe someone thinks he'll beat Mayweather in a boxing match
Nobody can be THAT stupid
That fight was so fucking shit the judges didn't want to give either fighter the satisfaction of winning
>>67730964
Well partly because Conor actually looked pretty good for most of the fight. Even though he took all his energy to put on that performance, you can't ignore it.
And Conor still has the belt to his name to hold onto.
post yfw Bisbling takes the belt
>>67730935
>hating a man who always shows up to fight and always puts on spicy bangers
>>67730954
>>67730970
thx m8s
>>67730953
wtf Fight Pass shows XFO now? Those cards are usually like 20 0-0 fighters and Jason Guida fighting IIRC
>>67730964
Well Honda was undefeated and built around that so she completely lost her mystique, not to mention she failed to mount any offense of note. Conor has already lost before so his career isn't built around being completely untouchable and he did look quite dominant during the first round of the fight.
>ties
WE SOCCER NOW
>>67730978
Thinking Uncle Dana and the Frittatas will even let him fight Mayweather is the height of idiocy.
Conor's still under contract, folks.
>smurf turf
>>67730964
Because half of /heem/ were Ronda fags that turned on her when she loss, Mcgregor still has the belt and some dignity left
>>67731015
yeah that's like 2 in less than a week
We're good for a while now
>>67730988
Conor's never gonna fight at 145 again, m8. Especially after the UFC implements the new rules for weight cutting.
>>67730997
the only people who hate Conor are le contrarian muh secret sport goofs.
>stands and bangs (no pussy ground shit)
>tons of /heem/s
>full of banter
literally /heem/ personified
>Schilling vs Kato 2
Why?
Could Khabib be MW champ?
He does regularly outgrapples Rockhold and even takes down DC and Cain at times.
dat iliima-lei chick is a qt
I like this banana shaped-face girl
>>67731054
He's /heem/'s unanimous boy desu.
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>>67731063
>>67731071
She's just a taller Esparza
>that replay
>herb
Too bad for that JUST eyebrows
https://www.instagram.com/p/BFpp1OQR2Dx/?taken-by=ilimalei
>>67731102
dat knee
>>67731104
Not even close to being alike.
The skin color maybe, Esparza has an ayy lmao head, this one has a banana phone face
Has anyone been watching TUF? I forgot about it after the 2nd week until just now when I saw someone mention it.
>>67731102
>He claps instead of tapping out.
wut
>>67731104
Does she have an Esparza-like bunda?
>>67731054
Conor is forever my boy.
Oluwale Bamgboshe
>>67731169
Yeah we have
It's pretty shit desu
>>67730978
nobody actually thinks that. Conor would have to be better than 50 of the greatest boxers in the world. If that was true, Conor would be boxing instead.
>>67731020
Fertitas and Dana are selling out. They won't give a shit.
>>67731169
Joanna's coming off as a huge cunt. Also, that British/Thai chick is qt af.
Why do Russians like rap....
>>67731222
they are the niggers of the white world
>>67731198
You underestimate how petty Dana is. Conor defied him, Dana will do everything he can to fuck him over. No way in fuck he'll let him take a payday like that, UFC or no.
>>67731202
name on the brit?
>>67730875
fuck nates chin. single handedly derailed the best thing to happen in mma history
>>67731241
True,
Who are the niggers of the black world?
>>67731262
Fuck if I know. She fought last episode.
>>67731288
Coons
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwDWxcrh6ZQ
>>67731254
You could not be more wrong, he pulled Conor from 200, that's him winning, now it's over. He's selling this shit soon, he wants as much money as possible before be bails
>>67731289
here
https://www.instagram.com/lanchanagreen/?hl=es
This should be a solid fight.
>>67731254
Exposing MMA to a global audience is never a bad decision. To the best of my memory Dana hasn't done anything suggest he's that vindictive.
He's publicly stated that several fighters would never set foot in a UFC event again, but business is business and money wins out.
HEEM ALMOST SLEEPY
>>67731365
>Dana hasn't done anything to suggest he's that vindictive
Are you memeing?
>>67731334
good lad
NIGGA GOT BOPPED
>>67731348
Yeah, that's her. Should've remembered her name, I was wondering why a Thai/white girl has a nigger name.
>>67731060
You have to fight to be able to win, and khabib only fights on days your mom doesn't suck dick
>>67731444
Green is a nigger name?
Good job to stall Curran. Thought for sure that was over. Could have easily been stopped.
>>67731424
>white people
>>67731471
Lanchana Green sure as fuck sounds like something a fat, ghetto negress would be named, yes.
>there's a fight going on and people are discussing TUF
>>67731504
>fight
its lellator m8
man he's in deep half guard and he's making the spot look bad
>>67731486
>current year
>being anything but white
>>67731504
>implying I'm not watching the fight on TV and posting on a tablet
>that feel when got a t420
its great man
You can do both la
>>67731555
what browser do you use
atleast we will see manhoef violently heemed
>>67731593
Firefox
Why are American ads so comfy?
why is bellator such shit
So, if a dude loses a bunch of fights in Bellator and gets cut, where do they go? UFC washouts go to Bellator, do Bellator washouts just get taken behind the barn and shot?
>>67731679
Bellator is the UFC killer
>this fight is still going
>>67731535
>t420
i thought i was the only one
>>67731678
Are they?
They all seem so fake with the race related stuff
Why did Bellator replace their one commentator with a dude who sounds exactly like him?
these guys are no damian maia
if they caged wrestle like him they actually have would be progressing with something productive
>>67731602
>tfw have nine times the chin than Pat has
>tfw a year older than her and could get with her than Pat who is nearly 40 by talking about the latest memes
>tfw Rose still won't be my gf
My coach has describes me as "having a chin of marble,the heart of Tito,the hands of 18 year old Vitor,the warrior spirit of Chuck and the technical skill of GSP. I deserve Rose. Not Pat "Die" Barry
Curran always fights way too cautious.
>>67731740
I'll tap you in 10 seconds
>>67731695
http://www.sherdog.com/fighter/Zach-Makovsky-20522
>>67731060
The difference is this is grappling only training. And probably half speed.
DC gave him a single leg, then tripped him. Wow, so good. DC looked tired af. Khabib is known to go hard in what is suppose to be light rolling/graplling out of no where.
THey are just messing around, Suddenly Khabib goes full speed for a trip.
He did the same with Luke.
Even the video you screenshotted wasn't a very impressive. At least not enough to say "regularly outgrapples"
Khabib isn't even healthy enough to become lightweight champ, let alone middle weight or welterweight.
Slow roll grappling training in private means nothing.
Pat cummins "dominated" Cormier in the gym he said. Couldn't even get close to taking hm down, and got fucking destroyed.
>>67731787
Thats nice
>>67731818
Sorry, it was for him
>>67731744
>>67731795
>Khabib is known to go hard in what is suppose to be light rolling/graplling out of no where.
do you have a source for this
>>67731048
screencap'd
>>67731795
Khabib is greatest of all time, be careful please
>>67731713
just us on the thinkpad train
>>67731875
Ok.
>yfw this fight winds up being a boring 5 round decision
>>67731795
>>67731864
>light rolling/grappling at AKA
Source?
>>67731955
has manhoef ever been in a boring fight?
>manhoef literally heemed hunt
wew
>>67731722
>race related stuff
Huh?
Also '90s American commercials were the GOAT in comfyness
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7Hoz2ZHYZM
>>67731992
No, but never underestimate Bellator's ability to fuck up everything somehow.
who /farmersonly/ here
>>67732053
fuck off city folk
>>67732053
>wants to be lonely
>favela monkeys
>"Melvin Manhoef is an MMA super predator"
-Scott Coker
kek that promo
Carvalho learnt his text well, Coker can be proud
lellator is so half based
that was a pretty good promo desu
he is Ferging out already
You're sitting in a bar when you accidentally nudge this guy on the chin while turning around too quickly. How does he react, /heem/?
>>67732169
swift leg kick at my knee
what did she mean by this?
>>67732169
Sorry buddy the leather clubs three blocks down
Got 10 bucks on Manhoef winning by submission.
>>67732185
tiem 2 poop
manhoef will win
What the fuck is this?
>>67732221
these guys need some touchbutt practice
overhand right is there for manhoef
wtf is this shiet
>all of this booing
big john is such a faggot
lel
touchbutt main event
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
this semen slurping sport is not for me
>1 strike landed to 0
amazing
lellator manages to outdo itself somehow
Welp, that's round 1 of my boring 5 round decision.
kek vicious crowd
>this fight so far
7-7 round
>That fucking round
Lellator never fails to deliver
Always amazing, every time in a different way
FOUR NEW GAMES
>smellator
not even surprised
>>67732047
fuck u jinxed it
>>67732345
anh, they deserved it. 5 minutes to land a strike in a title fight
>MMA is now boring
>boxing is now boring
>I just want the Samurai Jack reboot to start ASAP because at the least fantasy violence will be great.
>>67732367
This isn't wwe, this isnt' for entertainment alone. it's a sport. They are there to win.
Melvin either gets knocked out or gets a knockout, that's why they are both scared.
FUCK DAT BODY KICK
sponsor covered shorts look better than reebok shorts
>I guess in theory they've been trading, they're just trading fades
kekekekekekek
wew those manhoef kicks
>>67732381
webm of that kick when
I'd heem both these prancing tools.
>>67732380
>5 minutes to land a strike
>b-but this isn't wwe
mate, fuck off
THERE'S THAT OBLIQUE KICK
leg kick TKO incoming? that seems to be the only heavy strike Manhoef is landing consistently
>>67732381
AND BACK TO NOTHING
>>67732389
>""""""""""""""""""""""kicks"""""""""""""""""""""""
this screaming bitch
>>67732362
I am, in fact, a wizard.
>>67732398
>Muh Blood Sport.
Mccarthy could beat the shit out of Carvalho
>>67731402
are you canadian? Ah, you are. Nevermind, move along
>>67732417
>5 strikes in a 5 round title fight
wew
bullshit nutshot call. just didn't want to be in the clinch
sorry big john but you can't say that on spike
>Smellypoor
Gazed the nads.
The elbow was fine. He stopped in time when his brain processed the verbal command.
>You heard the nad shot
Even though it barely gazed, shit reffing .
Fuck caralho.
Let's go Manhoef
this is almost fucking weirder than kimbo-dada given the quality of people involved.
20-19 Manhoef
how tall is manhoofs
>>67732438
Only one round, First round is data....
>this lanklet faggot is a champion
bellator is legit
>>67732446
>bellyache
>>67732462
benson should have gone up to MW instead
>>67732457
What? that's literally impossible. There are no tie rounds..
19-19 best.
#2 sandwich at Jimmy John's is perturbed as fuck by Carvalho
>>67730978
I just had an Uber driver who was trying to argue that. I set him straight, but dude didn't get a tip.
this dirty fucking favela rat
Jaideep Singh in Bellator when
how has he not gotten a point taken? lel
>Big John strips the Lellator champion via DQ
top kek
>even the commentators are talking shit about this fight
>>67731020
Legally, he can, if he gets a legit boxing licease. Ali Act would prevent Dana from stopping him.
FUCKING BULLSHIT GLOVES WHY HAVEN'T THEY BEEN CHANGED YET
>>67731186
jesus i didn't know carla had such bunda. shame her face is busted and she'll never beat gollum
>>67732471
>There are no tie rounds
when manhoef explodes i get scared
>getting reversed on the ground by Manhoef
big john's putting in the most effort in this """fight"""
>dat shrieking banshee
remove
Jesus fucking christ just take a point away John
How many fucking nut shots tonight?It's like the spirit of Chieck is flowing through everyone tonight.
the nardbutcher
This fight so far
1st round 10 McCarthy 7 Manhoef 7 Carvalho
2nd round 10 McCarthy 9 Manhoef 7 Carvalho
3rd round 10 McCarthy 9 Manhoef 5 Carvalho
"Close that fucking hand"
B A S E D J O H N
>>67731254
>implying dana is making the decision
Frittata bros are excellent businnessmen. They will make the ultimate call, but i doubt they'll allow it. It would set a bad precedent.
>>67731054
No pussy ground shit? He struggled vs Holloway, also got injured and hugged it out the rest of the match.
Full of unlogical banter
Gets shit on by a real nigga
Heeming midgets.
Yep, seems like someone you would dick ride faggot.
Same ki nd of faggots that would go back to their girl after she blew half the hood on camera.
>AND NEW
via DQ
>>67732460
it's normal to have a feeling first round but these two went too far, really, 1 strike in 5 minutes in a title fight. People only started booing during the last minute, and they were right to
>>67731334
Beautiful. You should all read Mike Tyson's bio, he's actually a really sympathetic guy.
I saw someone put his fingers in jimmy smith once
lol this banter by the commentators
Commentators literally saying this fight is so boring that they can talk about other things
10-10
10-9 Manhoef
10-9 Manhoef
amazed by the lack of point deductions though
HEEM
>>67732556
more like 8-8 first round, fuck 10 must
>>67732546
not really. it's the same old dindu story just about a guy you like because he was good at fighting.
he is pretty chill these days though.
imagine if Manhoef kicks him right in the dick and he can't continue
my boy korashev would heem both of these faggots
This is why true fight fans watch Bellator over that over commercialised bullshit that the UFC is. Truly beautiful technical fighting.
HEEM
And here comes the LnP
:fotc:
>>67731744
sounds like you are an amateur gatekeeper who will have brain damage in a few years
this ground game is amazing
>Lellator MW champion
>>67732597
this is what all grapplers do, Maia did the same thing
im oddly entertained by this
>>67730978
I do, and I'll tell you why it's a reasonable belief on my part.
I think Mayweather is the perfect boxer. No one could ever beat him throwing strikes at traditional angles. Conor has the quickness and imagination in his movement to create angles Mayweather probably hasn't seen before, and we all know 1 good punch can KO anybody.
Do I think Mayweather will lose? Probably not. He's too good at defense and would honestly probably outclass Conor before it reached decision. But this is the only fighter I think Maywesther could reasonably lose against.
holy fuck this is a garbage performance from carvalho
Two scary roid-niggers eveyone expected to kill each other, and they fucking walk in circles for 20 minutes G FUCKING G LELATOR
>>67731987
he's memeing, everyone knows that AKA training is designed to injure fighters
>>67731334
Did Cus taught him this?
Melvin isn't countering anything at all either really. He's not as much to blame but plenty enough to be.
>>67732620
It's entertaining in the same way Kimbo/Dada was. Just a complete trainwreck.
>>67732622
You think Mayweather HASN'T SEEN ANGLES.
There are MANY fighters mayweather could potentially lose against. Conor isn't among the top of them.
what the fuck is wrong with these faggots they're both too scared to engage
booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
>>67730875
>Conor lands one good punch
CONOR IS THE FUCKING GOAT!!!!!!!!!11111111
They literally walked to their corners before the round was over
>dem boos
where is the stream lads
this has to be the most boring 5 round fight I've ever seen.
melvin retire pls
WOW FUCK THAT SHIT
they both went to their corners before the bell
the fucking champion what LOL
>losing in a 5 round fight to a 40 year old melvin manhoef
THIS IS WHAT YOU GOOFS GET, SHOULDA GOT FIGHTPASS FAGGOTS
YOU
ARE
NOT
REAL
FITEFANS
This is what fighting is about not the no technique brawls like Lawler/MacDonald 2.
>caralho runs away back to his corner
lmfao #AndNew
>>67732506
sauce m8?
Do you ever pretend to be Schaub
>seeing Melvin Manhoef fight at age 40
>seeing Anderson Silva fight at age 40
>seeing RJJ fight at almost close to 50
>there's no way he's going to back up
>backs up all the way to the other side of hte cage
This makes Woodley v Gastelum look like Aldo v Mendez 2
>>67732659
There are so many things wrong with Cat's gameplan. The knee itself was shitty and poorly timed. I love Cat but wtf was she thinking
manhoef gets heemed with 1 minute left
I think the champ was paid to lose
>>67732622
>Conor has the quickness and imagination in his movement to create angles
that's some blind faith tier belief
Fucking hell, guys... I was memeing when I said it would be a boring decision...
>>67732689
I just want to see Melvin win a belt and crush some bellator cans. Cherry on top for his career.
are they going to fight at all?
>can't wrestle with Manhoef
fucking kek
>>67731987
LOOK UP KHABIB AT AKA.
WATCH THE VIDEOS
TELL ME WITH A STRAIGHT FACE THEY ARE GOING FULL SPEED.
TELL ME WITH A STRAIGHT FACE THAT KHABIB DOESN'T BREAK THEIR SLOW SPEED RANDOMLY AND GETS THE DROP ON THEM
>>67731864
Look at the videos m8... I mean, If you are blind, then maybe you have an argument.
If you ever went to a bjj or mma training session, you know there are a few people that slow wrestle/roll , then out of no where they go full speed , then brag later about being better.
>>67732634
Yes Aka is known for hard training. The sessions with khabib getting advantage is clearly not "hard".
It looks like after a long day. Prolonged training usually leads to injury, not just hard short training sessions.
The only meme here is your lack of logical reasoning.
SPICY BANGER
if you think that this fight is boring then you can fuck off
>>67732688
Every night when I go to bed. Flawless impression.
this could possibly be the lamest title win in mma history
bring back shlemenko desu.
>GETTING MOUNTED BY MELVIN MANHOEF
>>67732688
I want a Schaub's life copy pasta
never ever seen so much semen slurped in a "sporting" "event" before 2bh
>>67732648
>There are MANY fighters mayweather could potentially lose against.
Nah. They're all thinking in terms of Boxing. Conor has martial arts discipline and will find angles other Boxers are conditioned out of as they train.
this is fucked
How much did Carvalho bet on Manohef by dec ?
>You now remember the guy saying that Melvin Manhoef never was in a boring fight
This makes Alex White-Artem Lobov look like Griffin-Bonnar
WHAT FUCKING FIGHT DID i JUST WATCH?
>>67732744
all his bananas m8
>>67732703
I've seen it in him when he fights.
His ducks feints and walk downs are arhythmic and extremely unpredictable.
Amazing.
Carvalho should just kick him in the nuts one last time and at least go out doing something this fight.
>Carvalho just put his hand up after it ended
haha
both these fags just got placed on top of my anti-boy list
>hue raises his arm
Top. Fucking. Kek.
The commentators literally saying Carvalo is an idiot for not ding anything
This fight was definitely fixed
>>67732748
it was just a spar bro
Either of those two guys could easily be top 5 in the UFC and some people will still deny this because Dana brainwashed them to think that there is no talent outside the UFC.
UH VAI MORRER
>Kalib Starnes in his cowardice, is Carvalho
HAHAHAHH
Will Brazil ever stop taking L's
>You will never see Manhoef x Lombard
feels bad man #SpicyBanger
>>67732773
Just stop. after that heart-breaking shit, the memeing is unnecessary
>>67732741
I'm talking about boxing too. Technically there are many good enough strikers that could potentially him in boxing.
Also if weight wasn't an issue, the heavier fighters can as well.
Boxers are conditioned out of them BECAUSE THEY DON'T WORK WITH BOXING.
It MAY suprise Mayweather, There is always a chance.
BUT, chances are they fail, and fail hard.
Also you are falling victim to the angles meme.
Conor doesn't tend to do any special/ignored angles for boxing.
He does for mma, because in mma most don't have such niaunced striking.
But pro boxing is ALL about angles, and they wouldn't be surprised.
Great fight, if you didn't enjoy it then please give your fight fan card in immediately.
>>67732780
>48-47 for Carvalho
what the fuck
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW
Bellator is such a fucking joke
This is a joke right?
ahahahahahahahahahahahah
>lellator
thats not even funny
LMAOOOOOOOOINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
wow what the FUCK
TOP KEKS LADS
>lelator
>>67732781
You know USA didn't stop taking L's for years. Brazil takes a year of L's and suddenly USA talking shit lls
HOLY FUCK THIS MEMEING IS COMPELTE
u fucking wot
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
that lady sounds like shes getting raped
OH MY SIDES
BELLATOR, I LOVE YOU AD MUCH AS I HATE YOU
THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE
SO GREAT
BRASIL
HATERS BTFO
Luke ROCKHOLD Carvalho is coming for you!!!
holy fuck Mahoef got robbed, I legitimately feel bad for him.
Welp, I'm never watching Bellator again.
>>67732406
Looks like an ACL
>small john not taking any points
tip top reffing m80
BASED BELLATOR NEVER FAILS TO DELIVER
FUCKING DANA WHITE
UFC IS CROOKED
WHAT THE FUCK MAN
THIS IS OFFICIALLY WORSE THAN DADA/KIMBO
>>67732781
>Not including Machida getting Romero'd
>Not including Shogun getting BLACKED by Jones with elbows
Come on man, put in some effort
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>67731048
Possibly, But I hate mcgregor anyway so why the fuck would I care?
You know you don't have to like mcgregor to awknlowedge he was winningthe fight pretty well.
FUCK THIS GAY SHIT
Immediate rematch.
UR Fight has officially surpassed Lellator
lol manhoef got kneed in the balls three times and poked in the eye twice too LOL
>>67732798
>THEY DON'T WORK WITH BOXING.
Yeah, they'd tire you out and you'd never last until final bell.
BUT I honestly believe Mayweather is perfection. You don't beat him unless you trick him. And he has to reslly be shocked.
just fuck my judging up senpai
now THAT"S how you cuck a black bull
FIXED
I
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>>67732837
>>67732837
>>67732837
fucking this. big john should be fucking suspended.
DANA WHITE IS A FIGHT RIGGING PIECE OF SHIT
UFC IS DED
UFC IS DED
worst fight of all time?
Just got home and after checking /heem/ aand Twitter I just missed FOTY?
Wow first Shogun is given a free win
now another Brazilian
FUCK THIS! Holy shit I am legitimately upset right now. I watched this shit fest for Melvin. I mean I wasn't mad for Robbie/Condit. You could've made an argument for either fighter. But this. This shit. You could tell Melvin won. Also fuck John for not taking the point.
UFC fan boys BTFO
COPS FUCK YEA
Jokingly said I would never watch Bellator again if Kevin lost that fight.... wtf
R1: 10-10
R2: 10-9 Manhoef
R3: 10-10
R4: 10-9 Carvalho
R5: 10-9 Manhoef
49-48 Manhoef
>Kimbo/Dada
>Gracie/Shamrock
>now this
how can the UFC even compete?
It's 5am but fuck it I'm watching this COPS
At least I'll have seen something remotely entertaining tonight
VERY IMPORTANT POLL
http://www.strawpoll.me/10267867
http://www.strawpoll.me/10267867
http://www.strawpoll.me/10267867
How the hell did BJM not deduct a single point from Carvalho? 2 or 3 low blows and an eye poke?
>>67732884
Can't score 10-10's mate...
There has to be a winner, and the loser has be score 9 or less.
>>67732798
He's probably talking about the 52 Blocks shit Zab Judah did, but for 12 rounds
>>67732873
>Manhoef shuts down Caralho completely
>Caralho lands 3 groin strikes 2 eye pokes no points deducted
>Caralho retreats all the way across the cage with 10 seconds left in round 4
Caralho wins
You missed robbery of the year
dude this cops episode is lit as fuck
Cunt-ator is officially a fucking laughing stock
>lellator
lellator is impossible to beat in the meme department. scott coker is a genious
How.
How the actual fuck.
I predict a boring decision as a meme, I get boring decision plus one of the worst robberies ever.
I must be sealed in a cave in the middle of a desert where my powers can do no more evil.
>>67732884
>10-10
We've been over this
This
Is
Not
A
Possibility
Zuffa shills will say that it was a boring fight but they are just memeing. This fight had it all, fireworks, tactics, technique and a controversy. I don't remember a UFC fight that even remotely came to replicating the drama of this fight.
Bellator was unironically better under Bjorn.
>>67732908
any criminals get heemed?
Better ground skills on cops by a guy getting tazed than in the main event.
WTF THIS COPS EPISODE
>>67732922
kek, it's unironically true
>>67731895
I have a W520
Clearly ever on /heem/ realizes that after winning that fight, he can win any fight by simply running a way
UFC Schills need to know Bellator is the land of REBOK FREE
REAL MMA
REAL ENDORSEMENTS
UFC IS DOOMED
BELLATOR IS THE NEW MMA
>people in europe stayed up til 7 am to watch this
>>67732837
You remember that time Big John screwed that guy?
Can someone post a chart of GOAT UFC events?
This cops episode
>Stop Resisting!
>AHHH AHHH AHHH AHHH AHHH
lmfao the keep sizzling this stupid white trash fuck.
I'm legitimately gutted for Melvin. That's probably the only chance he's ever gonna get to win a world title, even if it is just in Bellator. You could tell he really wanted that, just to cap off his career, and he had that ripped away from him.
That was really, really fucked up.
More like the biggest robbery ever in MMA history
>>67732914
You
Havent
Said
Anything
To
Me
Fag
Lord
>>67732903
Why? Is it a title fight rule or something? http://bellator.spike.com/about
>>67732944
:')
Alright, I think an instant rematch is the only fight that makes sense. Melvin thinks he won that fight. The fans think he won that fight. This is the fight everybody wants to see.
Glad to see that /heem/ isn't full of Zuffa shills that are brainwashed by Dana. We see right through UFC's bullshit, we know that Rafael Carvalho is the finest MW in the world.
>>67732955
>Stop Resisting!
>six officers on one man after he wrecks his car
>>67732947
Bellator 155
You don't need anything else
>>67732970
>dat one cuckhold nuthugger
kek
>>67732984
Have you ever seen the clip of a cop that shoots a guy trying to get out of a car wreck that was on fire?
>>67732932
Coker orgs always seem to have giant shitfest events and controversies. Remember Strikeforce: Nashville? Mo grapplefucks Moose in a boring as fuck fight, then Hendo, who they hyped to shit and paid a ton of money for gets grapplefucked by Shields, then Mayhem memes and sets off a massive brawl on live TV.
Why does this shit always happen under Coker?
I think a rematch is in order, this was a close and exciting fight which could have gone either way. Bellator should run it back ASAP.
>>67733001
lel you're kidding right
>>67733001
holy fuck, source?
>>67732970
I only picked carvalho because I didn't recognize the other guys name.
>dfw you had a Curran/Carvalho
parlay for $250.00
http://mmadecisions.com/decision/7009/Rafael-Carvalho-vs-Melvin-Manhoef
>>67733002
coker isnt aftraid to meme to the max, cant remember if the tito bonnar stuff was under coker but that was pretty awesome
>>67733041
>Carvalho was unanimously up going into the 4th
wat
>Bellator striped Askren of his title and released him
>Bellator stripped Brooks of his title and released him
>Bellator stripped Minakov of his title
So...Carvalho won't hold onto the belt for long, right?
>>67732899
There's only one BMJ and it's not the ref
Big John did a terrible fucking job, Carvalho should've been deducted at least twice and he should've cut out the inactivity crap far more often
>>67733024
>>67733025
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGaa7E6ICX0
my bad it wasn't on fire but it was overturned.
>>67733063
why did they strip brooks?
>>67733041
>they all gave round 1 to the favela rat
in what world did he win round one
What were the odds for this fight? Wouldn't be surprised if some fat cats in Vegas bought the judges. Who would care to investigate anyway?
There was litterally like 90 seconds of program between these commercials
wtf Murrica
Someone needs to make a list of the sloppiest bangers in MMA
This is definitely near the top
>>67733083
Don't you have gambling ads to watch Nigel?
>>67732944
>People in europe stay up till 5 am to watch all American programming
IMAGINE if your life revolved on another country's time schedule. Just try and IMAGINE.
https://twitter.com/Compustrike/status/733871106331795456
>>67733114
effective mewvment yeh
>>67733112
my sleeping cycle was already fucked from ufc 198
it's okay
>>67733068
If only he were black I would have heard of this
>>67733068
disgusting.
>>67733112
>2016
>countries
wew lad, the world is, like, you know, a tiny village now man
>>67733140
>Victim mentality all the way from Canada
>>67733114
>https://twitter.com/Compustrike/status/733871106331795456
compustrike stay pleb, they don't understand footwork, timing and octagon control trump strikes landed
>>67733063
Damn what an incredible niggress.
Benson fucked up. He should've moved
up to MW instead. I think he could've
beaten Carvalho. I don't blame Melvin for
this fight at all. It's like if you get someone
entertaining like Donald Cerrone and put him
in there with someone who is also entertaining
you get a fun fight. But if you put Donald in
there with a Myles Jury it gets boring. This was
tonight. Melvin is entertaining , even when BTFO. But this is Carvalho. He pulled this same shit with Joe Schilling too. Which is weird because Joe is a kickboxer with no ground game.
>>67733140
The guy was a drunk driver piece of shit and his girlfriend was killed on impact, but yep pretty much.
>>67733147
Yeah so is that why you stay up past 4 am to watch American programming?
>>67733152
>syrup lives matter
>>67733161
Also what the fuck happened to my format? Looks like a poem.
>>67733161
the fuck
>>67733175
it is a poheem
>>67733181
Carlos
I've seen this episode of Cops before I think. It's bretty fucking good.
dat bro cop helping out his knee
kek
>30-26 Dan Charles
>>67733181
punny boi
the 3rd all japan open full contact karate championship is being shown live on youtube tomorrow (well, in about 22 hours from writing). Sorry for the late heads up, I didnt know they were going to show it live until a few hours ago.
The organization is JFKO (japan full-contacgt karate organization, which is the rapidly growing knockdown karate federation with include most japanese kyokushin factions and kyokushin splinter groups.It is an attemptto create a much needed united sport organization, uniting as many of the bickering style organizations as possible in united tournaments.
The event is on may 21-22.
http://fullcontact-karate.jp/3rdalljapan/
Link to the tournament on youtube (day one, going by previous years they have a separate stream for day 2)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lckJcG-Usbo
Rules
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1WpN9FG_GY
>>67733163
I didn't know he was drunk or his girlfriend died
I don't really care that he was paralysed any more desu
>>67733071
brooks was being a bitch-ass premadonna because he was boring as shit and whining that he wasn't being promoted hard enough, so he refused to fight and talked shit about lellator non-stop. Coker dropped him like a fat kid drops broccoli as a result
>>67733112
It's not about american programming is about MMA.
When MMA was in Japan americans unironically did the same thing and meme'd in sherdog
>>67733198
nice
thanks for
the headsup
m8, looks
interesting
>>67733161
>>67733181
>>67733185
>>67733192
Quick everyone post your best poheems!
>>67733235
shut up
>>67733198
great, only fitefans would be watching
![rafael-carvalho-bellator-1443[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/T8PyfCr.jpg "rafael-carvalho-bellator-1443[1]")
>>67733235
I Stuck a horseshoe up my ass
For luck was the idea
That decision was so bad it
gave me diarrhea.
So those judges were corrupt right? I'm not even joking, I am actually accusing those judges of being paid off
>These are for you, McGregor
>>67733198
thanks guy
>>67733235
Rose is my fightfu
Ronda is a big guy for you
Conor is a Meme
Dana is an Irish Jew
>consenting to search the vehicle
>>67731535
>>67731713
but its old af?
and heavy
>>67733218
I imagine late night japanese programming is infinitely superior to american
>>67730978
>taking this seriously
nigga I would fart in flloyd's breakfast cereal just to get a $10m pay day from him
>>67732185
muh indian ancestry
>>67732968
It was the worst fight ever. Nobody cares if the small counterstriker was robbed.
>>67733352
kek
>>67733235
I have a dent in
my car
I don't know how it got there
I will remove it with a
toilet plunger
because taking it to a professional
costs way too much money
Please heem me
>only real fite fans will recognize her
>>67733379
oh yeah
>only real fight fans will recognize her
>>67733411
>I RECOGNIZE THAT BULGE IN THE CEMETERY!
>tfw VenatorFC is my only hope at some quality mma left this weekend
>>67733411
too soon
that dog dominated that dude
>there are no real fite fans left in /heem/
>>67733447
Has anyone seen a dog with better wrestling skills?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlfEiBC08pY
>>67733443
>too soons vitor's sister
>started watching mma in 2009
>>67733464
There are 3 argies on /heem/
>>67733464
Fun fact: 90% of current mma """fans"""" have been watching for less than 2 years.
>>67733477
2008 was 8 years ago
BECAUSE IF HIS NAME IS KEITH JOHNSON THEN THE DEAN OF MEAN MAKES NO SENSE
>>67733486
you take that back right now motherfucker
>>67733477
I can't fathom anyone who started watching after the Fox deal.
>>67733494
""""y2k"""" was over 16 years ago
>1986 was 40 years ago
>>67733514
i dug a trench in my backyard for y2k. comfy af
>>67733534
lad...
>>67733534
rogan tier math skills
>not one post about STILL MY BOY's career being over
>not one post about bisbong's title shot
>Monday
>MMA Hour
>guest
>Scott Coker
>"So Scott there was a lot of controversy regarding this weekends fight between Melvin Manhoef and Rafael Carvalho, any thoughts"
>"yeah you know it was crazy but I thought Rafael won, he is the champ but he's the champ for a reason,don't get me wrong, I've worked with Melvin for a long time,going back to Strikeforce but this was his last chance probably,you don't win until the judges say you won,until then you're a loser,Melvin lost,he didn't win convincingly either so"
>"rematch?"
>"I don't think anyone wants to see that, like Dada 5000 I think at this point we remain friends but go our separate ways"
>>67733636
>weedman has a major neck injury that may require surgery in which his spine is fused in turn reducing mobility
>>67733649
bases vince russo
anyone watching Cops still? All these kids getting BTFO
I'm glad I didn't even bother to find streams.
>tfw i can heem every here
>>67733669
>so like remember that midget Tyler ...well hold on
>so like we're gonna pay the judges to screw Melvin if it looks like he's winnin' it's a shoot
>then he loses and we have Tyler attack Melvin backstage
>so at the next tent pole it's
>Tyler vs Melvin
>Kimbo vs Tito....for that one Kimbo says he BLACKED Jenna and Tito's kids call Kimbo dad now
>oh and Fedor vs Bobby Lashley,Bobby is gonna be the next Brock
>>67733693
it was terrible. coenen getting btfo was hilarious though.
>>67733486
just because it was 50% of your life doesn't mean it was a long time
i missed bellashit was it any good did manhoef get blown over by a stiff breeze?
>>67733912
In one of the most boring fights ever, Manhoef won a clear decision but was screwed over by the judges. The decision was so bad Jimmy Smith quit Bellator.
>Its a Lyoto taking a vicious beating episode
just finished watching bellator
fuck I almost punched my tv in the end, that carvalho faggot did literally nothing all five rounds wtf was that decision
>>67733912
>I guess 0.6 power strikes landed per round was enough to win a fight?
>All 3 judges gave Carvalho round 1. He didn't land a strike.
From the compustrike twitter account, compustrike being the official stat provider for Bellator and Glory. Jimmy Smith ended the broadcast wondering if the boxing thing that'll air on Spike May 3rd will have better judging. It was disgusting.
>>67730997
>Always shows up
>Didn't even show up to shoot promos.
imagine being manhoef now
losing to a guy that tried as hard as possible not to do anything in the fight for 25 min
>caring this much about a lellator result
I didnt even watch that shit. I watched Age of Ultron on Starz and then Captain America on FX.
>>67734173
>watching capeshit
>>67734023
Clay Guida did more vs. Maynard.
>>67734173
It'd be real nice if Bellator could stop sucking dick for one moment
>>67734226
yeah when was the last good lellator fight, 2-sided and entertaining but skilled
>>67734246
>2-sided and entertaining but skilled
Definitely not in 2016. We've had some spicy heems which is all I ask for though. Like, it's fine if you can't put out consistent top talent shows, but at least keep shit entertaining. If I had to pick one moment from Bellator this year that's stuck with me it'd be Alessio Sakara trying to knock Brian Rogers' head clean off. That wasn't terribly skilled and not very back and forth, but it was a fun watch.
>we gotta do a selfie
new >>67734521
>>67730964
they're literally the same people; Conor was their last hope.
if they jump ship on him now, they'll have nothing left in their lives but furry conventions.
If he can squeak out a win or two in his next 5 fights they can let him retire, and reminisce about old times forever.
>>67731744
>>tfw a year older than her and could get with her than Pat who is nearly 40 by talking about the latest memes
implying 40-year-olds don't know the latest memes
>>67732622
>angles Mayweather probably hasn't seen before
let's not forget that Mayweather has beaten everyone from elite athletes and their "traditional" angles to his wife and her undoubtedly unorthodox angles.
>>67734288
>that fat jiggle
>>67732688
>Do you ever pretend to be Schaub
100%
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