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SJ:Jones blanks Blues in second straight game
STL:Elliott yanked in 3rd as Sharks take lead
PIT:Patric Hornqvist is likely to play on Friday
PIT:Pens' Phil Kessel stays hot in 4-2 triumph
MIN:Wild sign Hungarian netminder Adam Vay
MON:Martin Reway signs 3-year deal with Canadiens
TB:Steven Stamkos will sit again in Game 3
TB:Bishop out for G3, 'teetering' toward return
NYI:Report: Halak needs sports hernia surgery
SJ:Martin Jones blanks STL in GM 2 of WCF
SJ:Brent Burns scores twice in GM 2 win over STL
STL:Vladimir Tarasenko will play in Game 2
>>67715154
OP is a faggot and should kill himself
>>67715176
:^(
Post busts being embarrassed by elite players
>6 periods
>no goals
Why is St. Louis so bust?
>>67715154
Piggly wiggly
Blose won't get a single goal for the remainder of the series. My 0 confirms.
What city will be better to visit, Pittsburgh or Tampa?
Who should I be rooting for in the Leastern Conference?
>>67715287
Depends on what you want to do
>rags
>>67715287
Probably tampa honestly. Pittsburgh is nice but its not a lot of "tourist" shit to do.
>>67715250
Woah
>>67715315
>rags
>>67715226
The last goal they scored was the 2nd period of game one. so it's been like.. 7 1/2 periods.
>>67715287
pittsburgh is full of sjws, tampa has better food.
>>67715343
Really? Pittsburgh seems like a pretty anti sjw city. Luckily Tampa for the most part is anti sjw. Especially the further north you go
>>67715343
>publix fag on suicide watch
>>67715301
Not sure what we'll be allowed to do, I think we'd only get flown in for the games and then leave, maybe a day in Disney World if Tampa? Not sure about Pittsburgh
>>67715329
What's there to do that isn't tourist, any good food joints?
>>67715343
Best Tampa food?
>>67715343
can confirm first bc live here.
second is debatable. publix isnt food
>>67715340
Lel, even bustier
>>67715387
pittsburgh is the san francisco of the east coast
>>67715395
I'm a stars fan senpai
>>67715404
If you're in Tampa and don't feel like the drive Busch gardens is nice. If you're looking for food check out ybor, specifically the Columbia
>>67715343
No nordic food = no good food
>>67715343
>tampa has better food.
bullshit
>>67715475
forgot pic
>/nba/ is stealing our OC again
>>67715287
It doesn't who you are or what you do. Pens are winning the Cup.
>>67715617
link?
>>67715617
fuck off nigger lover
Why is Stamkos such a faggot?
>sit out the entire playoffs
>get free cup ring for not doing shit
>spurn the Bolts in the off season by signing with the Canucks on a cheap, friendly, long term deal
>>67715701
Post butt
>>67715701
its his revenge for those shitty sandwiches giving him blood aids
>>67715497
Burgatory is nom
>>67715497
>>67715736
How do you eat these?
>>67715733
>Pens
>Bolts
>history of blood clots
>PEDs are responsible for blood clots
>both teams are in the ECF
Really makes you think.
>>67715701
stamkos
sedin
sutter
dubious
horvat
boeser
who can stop us
>>67715764
pongs fans are quite good at unhinging their jaws
>>67715764
With our mouths? Do you crazy Canucks have some secret way of eating that you're hiding from the rest of us?
>>67715785
>Stamkos
declining MSL babby
>Sedins
Old and done
>Sutter
Overpaid third liner with limited vision
>Dubois
Back to juniors next year
>Horvat
Poor man's Monahan
>Boeser
He's going to be pretty good though m8
>>67715820
Canada eats with their butts.
>>67715785
Just give us all the fucking Cups already.
>>67715820
Burger seems too big to put in your mouth or to hold with your hands. Like the patty could slip out of the sandwich if you were to try to cram it into your mouth.
>>67715736
Fatheads > Burgatory > Pirmantis
>>67715764
It's called not being a faggot
>>67715921
>look how much meat I can fit in my mouth
>>67715921
Fattys is great too. Ever have cambod-ican kitchen? Great kababs. Mike and Tony's gyros.
Triangle Hoagie in Rankin.
I could go on and on lol
>>67715423
Bro, I've lived in Pittsburgh for my entire life. I even work downtown, and I've never had any interaction with anyone that could be considered an SJW. I'd honestly still consider it to be a "blue-collar" type city, however it is actively changing into a more liberalized environment. Regardless, I still see more fat dudes with moustaches than I do trannies with purple hair.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WwNbLhreKM
This is how you make a REAL burger.
>>67715154
cute pigger
>>67715909
that's what the skewers are there for
>>67716006
Have not yet. There are so many places to eat. Pittsburgh is a fatass paradise.
>>67716027
I want to pet that pig
Where can I find dank memes?
>rags
>>67716252
>rags
>srag
>gsra
>agsr
>>67716016
Pittsburgh is a very unique blend of old school yinzers and progressive young professionals. The binding factor is that literally everybody is crazy about the sports teams. It's interesting to see some people think it's still the steel mill Pittsburgh of the 70's, and others think it's some SJW paradise based on all the revival articles from the last decade.
>>67716286
What exactly does 'progressive' mean in this sense
>>67716368
What it always does, man. You know, socially progressive. Tolerance, understanding, etc.
>>67716368
Not so much political, I guess I mean how people are willing to accept changes in services or technology. One example off the top of my head is that Pittsburgh was one of the first places to really embrace Uber and Lyft, so stuff like that.
>>67716117
dank
>>67716401
>Pittsburgh was one of the first places to really embrace Uber and Lyft
because your shitty city doesn't have subways or taxis and homeless poor people ride buses
>>67716416
If that's how your drunk ass wants to rationalize it, suit yourself.
>>67716400
Hahahaha
Yeah we are living in a real progressive society now aren't we?
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-fix/wp/2015/08/04/are-race-relations-really-worse-under-president-obama/
P.S. the progressive movement was just a rebranding of the American communist party after they feared the Communist Party would be made illegal.
Top kek, go feel the Bern
Smells like jealousy in here.
>>67716436
I'm not drunk, nice projecting. its the only way for you fucks to get to south side so of course you wanted a taxi service
>>67716439
Progressive is a trigger word.
>tfw no hockey
>>67716438
>tfw mass progressive suicides after Bernie is officially knocked out and again after Trump is elected
>>67716463
Right, because before Uber there was no other way to get around the city.
>>67716483
other than buses there really wasn't. hope you like riding those with a bunch of college kids
>>67716467
It's because it's a total bullshit word that reddit uses
>>67716496
Oh right, other than public transportation and taxis. Shit man you're on to something.
>>67716479
Trump is a clossal faggot
Vote Gary Johnson
>>67716508
there were no taxis ya dingus. who the fuck cares the stupid uber shit is there now why are you so set on arguing with everyone? are you just that bored
>>67716520
No thanks
>>67716521
Fuck that's right, Pittsburgh has never had taxi services. I wonder who I ended up paying all those times I got rides.
It's only 2-1
>>67716629
>7 periods
>no goals
>>67716479
i really hope they don't move here if trump is elected, like they say they will. it's not that they are progressives that turns me off of them, it's that they'd literally give up on their country like that. don't want those losers.
>>67716645
They wont, people have been saying that every election cycle
>>67716645
America has become like ancient Rome with each new leader trying to drastically change it and fix it. Unfortunately some of those leaders end up being awful then you are fucked til you get a good one again.
>>67716520
I don't give a fuck what president people vote for, I just wish people were more involved with their local and congressional elections, shit drive me nuts
>tfw no /iihf/ today
>>67716665
seems like ancient rome in that it can be bloated and unwieldy at times though it is stil an unparalleled powerhouse. hope things work out for you all, shit seems to be amping up in crazy
>>67716677
me too. people always look for corruption, incompetence, and malpractice at high profile level, like federal, but it is much more prevalent at the local level, just nobody looks at it much
>>67716717
feels good man, don't have to hear about 4-0
DON'T YOU EVEN SAY IT
>>67716645
Very few people will actually move regardless of who wins, it's a meme to say you're going to move if Candidate X becomes president. It's funny how libfags always choose a first world white country instead of Mexico for where they want to move if Trump wins, though.
>>67716755
>neljä-nolla
>>67716717
lmao checked the score
>bloos
>blose
so is the meme dream still alive or are the shorks going to be embarrassed by whoever comes out of the east?
>>67716815
>>67716827
huomenta
>>67716849
>leastern
>winning
top bur
>>67716815
>St Blouis
A Finn scored a goal and everything. Do you know him?
>>67716645
Liberals are essentially turncoats.
You see many "progressives" that were ex-military?
The idea that a president on 'the other side' is democratically elected has them talking about literally fleeing their home nation. And it isn't just a handful of tweets, it's thousands of these cucks.
Can't get much more beta. Cowards, deserters, etc.
>>67716857
aren't the penguins pretty good, though? no one even had the shorks coming out of this series.
>>67716943
>You see many "progressives" that were ex-military?
met a ton of them at a military support hotline i volunteered for.
>>67716986
>a ton
>maybe 3
You should look up voting statistics
Who
>/ouryear/
here?
>>67717044
a dozen, which is a ton considering.
pretty much anyone who came out of the military with a sour taste in their mouth is liberal.
>>67716960
>no one even had the sharks
>
>>67717088
I'd like you to take 3 or 4 minutes to look up ex military voting statistics.
I don't want to burst your bubble tho, so you can just ignore this post if you'd like and keep spouting bullshit
>>67717179
I'll just do it
http://www.gallup.com/poll/118684/Military-Veterans-Ages-Tend-Republican.aspx
>Shutout in back to back conference final games
Explain yourself, St Louis.
>>67717196
veterans/active duty are 5% more likely to be conservative than liberal?
that's not really the steamroll you/the other guy was making it out to be.
>>67717324
Ran into a team that's just better in all phases. Blues were lucky to even win game 1.
I see the Pens making it a series but you can't convince me any team is playing on the same level as all 20 players on the sharks right now. They haven't shown a weakness these whole playoffs that they haven't been able to correct by the next game or even the next period.
If you put weight on the "eye test" the sharks are the best team right now.
Sharks got rid of finnish goaltending and immediately cruising to the cup
WE
how can canada grow a proper hockey culture like san jose, los angeles, raleigh, anaheim and chicago?
>>67717839
>>67717932
Making the playoffs wouldn't hurt
Good morning binland :3
>>67718742
It's 2pm
>>67718757
Start drinking yet?
>>67718763
Nah not today
menes
Memes
/NBA/ boss guy here, do you guys actually talk about hockey or do you just share recipes all day? You would like our German janny, he likes to do that too
>>67719215
It's about 50% hockey-related shitposting, 20% /int/ shitposting, 20% clipart animals, 10% hockey discussion.
Reminder that 3 finnish goaltenders let out ELEVEN GOALS during two final most important games
>>67719278
>let out
>>67719278
reminder that slovakia didnt even make the play-offs
>>67719305
Whatever you know what I mean
>>67719308
I'm honestly surprised we came close considering we completely fucked up against Belaruse and Germany
>>67719241
There's not enough clip art this season
>0 good OL' Canadian boys on the Finnish National Team
They will get exposed now Canada is actually trying. They mistook you for yet another meme team ala France
>>67717478
Sharks are gonna get exposed by the pens speed, just like the rest of the NHL has been since malkin was injured.
>>67719815
>4-0
>>67719914
>24-0
>>67719984
that's not canadian flag, nice photoshop
>>67720013
>24-0
>Not even Canada it's England
Lel
>>67720115
>4-0
>team full of nhl """"""""players""""""""""" lead by the super prospect and savior of canadian """""""""""hockey"""""""""" connor mcdavid loses to a liiga team
you can't make this shit up
Only countries that have won an Olympic gold medal may continue to post in this thread.
Not so fast finland.
>>67720184
Mongol threda
>>67720210
we won bunch of olympic gold medals
silly canada
>>67720210
101 at summer games, 42 at winter games, best record per capita
it's like others are not even trying
Y'all niggas posting in a BILL thread now
>>67720258
B I L L
I
L
L
So who are gonna be the cup contenders next season?
>>67720284
Wild
Hawks
Stars
Preds
Florida
then comes the next tier with lot of teams
>>67720344
>wild
>Florida
nah m8
>>67720344
>That entire list
"No"
>>67720284
Pittsburgh
>>67720344
>>67720356
>wild
subpar goaltending, lack of 1C
>hawks
not getting any better, hossa and toews regressing
>stars
>finnish goaltending
>preds
i can't really pinpoint it but nothing impresses me, even their defense is meme tier now
>florida
young core is gonna improve but jagr can't skate and luongo is not good enough anymore
>>67720424
>toews regressing
Stopped reading
>>67720505
He is tho
>>67720578
Lol no he isn't. You have no evidence to support that.
>>67720578
He's right you know. So with the pens cap situation not changing can they keep their current roster? If so, who would be able to stop them?
>>67720588
looks like everyone thinks he is but you. you can try to make your point or just keep being a dumb faggot
toews is not regressing but people are now only realising that he was kane babby all along.
>>67720588
68
66
58
What are these numbers doing?
>>67720588
>points going down
>PIM going up
>only 9 PP this year
>ice time going down
>>67720628
>muh points
Hello new friend.
>>67720682
Go ahead and provide a counter argument, that's how this works
>>67720682
>#1 center on his team
>Paid to score goals and create scoring opportunities
>Said goals and successful opportunities are awarded with points
>Totals have gone down the last three years
I'll say he isn't regressing when he actually manages to be a PPG player in a full NHL season.
>>67720948
I even like toews but thinking he is as good as he was in 2010-2013 is straight up delusional
>>67720214
>killing niggers is bad
Trudeau pls go
>>67721307
fuck off /pol/ you ruined the last thread
>>67720344
>Wild
With meme magic maybe, very doubtful
>Hawks
Lol no
>Stars
Even more doubtful than the wild
>Preds
Not sold enough all around, good but not cup contender
>Florida
Calgary 2.0
>>67721348
Stars might be pretty decent, they have some solid young defenseman who look to be getting better. They do have to do something about their Finnish goaltending problem
>>67721496
What problem are you talking about? They even got two just to make sure there wasnt any problems
>mfw hot wing shits
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee make it stop
>>67721348
what do you mean by calgary 2.0? most people expected florida to be at least a wildcard team this season. calgary making the playoffs was an absolute fluke
>>67721541
just had some too m8
i made the mistake of having mexican also
>wake up
>sister taking mcats today
>get text
>think somethings wrong
>'anon, a dad just walked his son to the center and handed him a pencil + a bag of snacks'
>this is my generation
Don't forget to like comment and subscribe
Name a more underrated NHL player
>708 goals
>1335 points
>spent his almost entire career with craps and rags
>never won a stanley cup or NHL award
>never got into all-star team
>>67721604
I don't want to believe this
>>67721641
Donskoi
>>67721641
Pretty much any top player during the eras of Gretzky, Messier, Lafleur etc
There was a lot of amazing players back then if you look but they're all outshined in history because of the #1 players of the time
>>67721641
>played 71 regular season games for >rags during 93-94 season
>traded to fucking LEAFS
>>rags end their historical cup draught
holy shit that's actually really sad
>>67720258
Please /hoc/, teach me about the Kessel run
>Finland beating Canada 4-0
Ah, the shit posting must have been glorious, shame I missed the game.
No swedish goalie left. But San Jose's goalie coach is a swedish former goalie, and San Jose have shut St Louis out for over 7 periods now ;^)
>>67722229
you can join in on sunday when we beat them again in the final
>>67722270
I'm not so sure finland gets by Russia. Especially when the tournament is in Russia. The fix may already be in.
>>67722337
>>67722229
Rare flag
Will winning the Leeb Owl make me feel good about no gf?
>>67722520
for at least a week or two
>>67722539
That's a pretty long time tbqh
>>67722570
>you now realize 1996 was 30 years ago
>>67720115
>Not even Canada it's England
Last relevant thing we did in hockey desu
>kessels locker this morning
>>67722783
kek
Tendies for lunch today lads
>>67715287
Live in Pittsburgh, brother lives in Tampa.
Pittsburgh really doesn't have a ton of touristy shit... we do have a nice amusement park called Kennywood, not the best I've been to but it's as good if not better than Busch Gardens in Tampa. Pittsburgh is also far more aesthetically pleasing if you care... won't confirm the SJW thing, we have the largest chapter of the KKK in the US I think.
Tampa isn't for me sadly, been a few times to see my bro but it's really hot to me so I don't do well. But there are beaches, better looking women, amusement parks and Publix isn't bad. Not too familiar otherwise.
>single-handidly get >rags to SC finals and conference finals two years in a row
>get traded because he's not worth 2 million dollars
>single-handidly bring pens the SC
I've called it all year
>>67722783
top kek
>>67715287
going to Florida in the summer is a no brainer, the most attractive women from the the entire Eastern half of the US tend to vacation there, which includes the women from Pittsburgh.
but if you're autism maximus maybe going to a less touristy destination would be better, since its not like you actually talk to other humans anyway.
Cazzo di merda
>>67722953
Did the pongs just manage to swoop up every good castoff or what?
>>67722914
Tamps sucks. Pinellas County is a better place to live for the most part.
>>67723006
Kek can't remember the last time I saw a guinea here
>>67715250
>this happens
>San Jose actually believes Martin Jones is good, defense pinches too much
>gets completely memed on by Kessel/Hagelin
>Penguins win the cup
>a whole off season hearing about how good Crysby is with his 1 goal.
Idk whether to laugh or cry, eh oh well. It seems unavoidable now and at least the stinky smelly beaners will be sad.
>>67722953
>implying Bill isn't the one single-handily doing it
Hagelin has only been good because he's on Bill's line
>>67723042
I don't live there. Don't honestly care that much about Tampa, I'd never move to the place. I'm happy here where our sports teams actually do something.
>>67723042
Tampa is nice.
t. Pinellas resident
>>67723151
Tampa sucks
t. former Pinellas resident
>>67723195
>tfw old enough that I can now say the younger generation disgusts me
>tfw trapped in the endless cycle of humanity.
>>67722914
Kennywood is always fun to go to if youre not from here. heavent been there in years, funny cause i live 5 minutes away.
>pic related, RIP Pitt Fall 1997-2011
>>67723273
>>67722914
>kennywho
>better than based busch gardens
Yea no
>>67723296
>waiting 3hrs for a 20 second ride.
>not having a park next to the glorious historic Monongahela river
>florida
>>67716757
Not as funny as how right wingers kept saying they'd go to Canada if Obama wins to escape Socialized medicine.
>>67723273
Post the Pittsburgh Plunge
>>67723429
The most based thing to ride on a hot summer day.
plunge then the phantom/bolt/racers is GOAT
>>67723478
>>67723487
Is it just me or is that not very steep?
>>67723284
>>67723273
The pittfall was fucking lame desu.
>>67723557
you know youre lying
>>67720258
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sz_f7ayRbEQ
>>67723284
What's more reddit, Hawks or Billposting?
>>67723630
They're both reddit as fuck
>>67723630
Good day fellow slav.
They're both equally bad imo.
>mfw get to watch the clots get outcheered in their own building again tonight
>mfw sunbelt "fans"
>>67723746
>mfw another night where year where a Canadian team will not lift the cup
>>67723769
>mfw you have no face
>mfw you can't skate
>>67723795
yfw I'm Canadian :~)
>>67723563
I rode it like 3 times growing up. The view is nice but it's pretty lame. The Jack Rabbit is and always has been my favorite.
>Tfw haven't been to Kennywood since 2012
>>67723800
Are you that bandwagoning laffs cuckold?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twfd6QAkb_c
he's so awkward it's cute
>>67723821
No clue who he is. I just live in the States.
>>67723828
Fuck off and build north wall
>>67723828
So youre a different bandwagoner
>>67723848
Just suffering through another year where Toronto is an embarrassment.
rare bill
>>67723826
That is a sweet haircut
Is Ben Bishop the softest player in the nhl?
>>67723858
Me too
Lifelong Hawks fan here btw
have you ever seen a bigger group of faggots on reddit?
https://www.reddit.com/r/hockey/comments/4k8rbs/former_nhler_paul_bissonnette_drops_company_after/
i know, >reddit
but god damn
>>67723877
No Tyler Johnson is
>manlets
>>67721674
DONSKOI!
r8 me and my gf btw
>>67723895
Forgot my selfie
>>67723877
>Beau Bennett
I had already forgotten he even plays for the Pongs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvS3esnt7bo
Do americlaps and canadians make meme songs? if so post them!
>>67723957
Absolutely, at work so I cant look it up but look up the red wings playoff song, I think it's from 2011? The 2015 video is even worse
>>67723889
Really dumb of him to make a joke like that from the account of a company he is working with/for. Non-PC things and running a company doesn't go well together in this day and age.
But yes, reddit does like to blow things like this out of proportion
>>67723957
>>67724045
Now we're memeing!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNxdTtN5uxo
>>67723957
Here is a frog one, in english, because they're cücks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hK0l0XEW3Dw
>>67724045
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocvy13l2biQ
wow its dogshit
>>67724091
cmon now step it up
>>67723957
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOhD0KukLqY
best memesong since like 95 tbqh
>>67723922
Bad teeth, squinty eyes, too large ears, shorks fan, 2/10 absolutely would not bang in any circumstances.
>>67724152
>cmon now step it up
You begged for it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qe585j16jHw
>>67723922
Assuming that actually is you I'm pretty sure you can do better than that chick m8
>>67724211
she looks like daisey ridley only even uglier
that's saying a lot
>>67724212
Swe(gay)/5
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-wCWWeE01Y
A retired swedish hockey player trying out country music/country pop or whatever it's called
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cygUU1Nth2U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHyKyRW8sMY
I can never tell but is it Marv or Kenny Albert doing the commentary?
>>67724264
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zf2wbRWb9xI
is he the big brother of basshunter? You all look the same T B H
>tfw no qt3.14 joe pawvelski gf
>>67724312
One of the big mysteries of the universe
menes
>>67724239
That's Donskoi m8. Even then, it may just be one of those girls that you just click with
I had a girl like that once, she was pretty average but holy fuck was she amazing to be with
10/10 feeling would not trade for trophy wife at all
