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rockhold vs bisping >>67688403
shitty thread you leaf
>>67697607
it's good you dick, you're just pissy that Bisping is going to get fucked up again and it'll be his only title shot ever
first for conor is GOAT
REAL thread
>>67693379
I for one welcome the return of the North American thread wars.
just kidding end your collective lives
>>67697777
it doesn't even say heem
THREAD WARS
>>67697824
Paige might win. I got a cheeky bet on her so hopefully she does
>>67697851
fuck it i'm staying on this one.
Anyway as I was saying, first for dana/claudia relationship.
we must support the nontripfag thread
UPCOMING EVENTS (May):
5/20: Bellator 155 (Carvalho vs Manhoef)
5/21: Venator FC 3 (Palhares vs Meek)
5/26: EFN 48: Moscow
5/27: ONE FC: Kingdom of Champions (Amnuaysirichoke vs Naito)
5/29: UFC FN 88 (Almeida vs Garbrandt)
UPCOMING EVENTS (June)
6/4: UFC 199 (Bisping vs Some nobody cock guy)
6/10: Titan FC 39 (Cavalcante vs Healy)
6/12: Pancrase 278 (Sunabe vs Haita)
6/17: ONE FC (TBA)
6/17: Bellator 156 (Galvao vs Dantas)
6/17: WSOF 31 (Ivanov vs Copeland)
6/18: UFC FN 89 (MacDonald vs Thompson)
6/24: Bellator 157 (Jackson vs Ishii)
6/25: GLORY 31 (Vakhitov vs Bouzidi)
PREVIOUS THREAD: >>67688403
NEWS:
>Bader-Latifi in the works
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/18/11700176/ryan-bader-vs-ilir-latifi-in-the-works-for-later-this-year
>Some Irish can with no ground game will fight some other guy
http://www.mmamania.com/2016/5/18/11704036/dana-white-we-should-have-conor-mcgregors-next-fight-done-tonight-mma
>Weidman is injured, Bisping replaced him
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/18/11702070/michael-bisping-in-to-face-luke-rockhold-at-ufc-199-with-chris
>>67697907
>Some Irish can with no ground game
>There are """people""" ITT and the other thread that like thread wars
When will they learn?
Am I the only one who can see Randamie winning this fight?
>>67697924
that thread was literally made yesterday
pls someone, tell me where the song from the video clip is from...https://youtu.be/mpO5n4fCLW4
>>67697943
Well, in my country 8 and a half hours ago was today.
It fucks the fluidity up anyway.
>>67697951
yeah well you live in argentina so your opinion = WGAF
>>67697924
WHAT HAPPENED TO MY BOY
[arm gators aggressively]
[arm gators viciously]
>>67697968
It's 9am in the morning, too early to start flagposting.
Fuck off canuck
>>67698003
it's 8:15 and apparently it's not too early for you to get BTFO
>>67698013
You are about to get as BTFO as Trudeau if you don't back up dude
>>67697942
Just have Cyborg fight Glover Teixeira or something
>>67698032
Trudeau won and he makes over $300k/yr salary and yet still uses tax payers dollars to pay for his kids daycare
if there is any BTFOing being done there it's him that is doing it bud
when Trudeau announced that Canada isn't going to bomb ISIS anymore he said we're going to increase our output in foreing aid; does that mean your mom goes out and grabs a care package to warm up for you for dinner?
sounds like maybe Trudeau is the one BTFOing you
Lads do you think if I scream really loud during the early prelims of the Rory card that you'll be able to hear me on Fight Pass?
>>67698054
>It's a Trucuck fan and not only that, he voted for him
kys communist
>>67698054
>he said we're going to increase our output in foreing aid; does that mean your mom goes out and grabs a care package to warm up for you for dinner?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>67698071
throw a milk bag in the octagon
>>67698071
oh shit are you attending? pick a fight to do it during and scream something heem related so we know
>>67698080
I voted for Harper but nice try
whew lad you got BTFO pretty bad there
>>67698092
I'd get kicked out and you know that
>>67698096
Yeah I'm goin. It'd have to be on one of the earliest fights on the card if there's any hope of actually hearing me. I can yell pretty loud though.
When they announce the order I'll pick one and do it
>>67697942
Germaine looked like a destroyer against that garden gnome on the Netherlands card.
>>67698071
You would have to do like an autistic eagle screech for anyone to hear you. High pitch sounds stand out, thats why you can always hear fighters wives/girlfriends screaming when their partners are getting beaten to a pulp.
>>67697749
ugh the seery fight was a fix to get back at conor conor doesnt even need the ufc he'll make his own promotion and make money than
the whole ufc put together just let conor fight who the fck gives a shit about press fonferences no one even watches them
this was punishment on conor making the seary lose fuck the ufc fuck dana white fuck the frittata brothers conor can do
well without them let himback in already for fuck sake conor will win this time last time was a fluke it wasnt even a
real fight just an exhibition like a spar you cant even lose a spar how can you? nate was losing that fight till he
started rolling around on the floor stand up and fight proper ffs.
>>67698098
Yeah, you BTFO people so hard admiting that your tax dollar gets absolutely cucked and ends up on foreigns that later invade your shitty country to finally exterminate your chances of ever fucking a non indian girl.
Even the indians want the arab dick la.
The one getting BTFO as we speak is you.
>There are people in this thread right now who don't Luciana is the GOAT octagon girl
>>67698054
>canadian "banter"
>>67698147
>there are virgins in this thread right now that obsess over ring girls because they cant get a gf
>>67698147
She is hot as fuck, but seems a little bit old for the job.
>>67698124
I figure if I take a piss Nick Diaz style I can purposely take the long way back to my seat and try to walk closer to the announcers table and then hopefully my bellowing cry could be heard through their mics
>>67698135
My wife is white
>>67698159
lol your thread got ignored
There are people registered on this forum with over 200 posts who don't train Lethwei at least once a week
>>67698186
>dat headbutt
>>67698175
>There are faggots in this thread right now that don't appreciate Dana's and Lorenzo's efforts when picking ring girls
>>67698207
the ufc ring girls are fucking god awful though
>>67698175
Relax Ahmed
>there are people in this thread who don't train in the gi 3x a week MINIMUM
>there are people in this thread that didn't have steak for breakfast
>>67698208
They are absolutely not god awful, if you saw them in real life you'll cum in your pants.
However it's true that they are not the hottest ring girls of all time, but Dana seems to like the girl next door look.
>>67698214
yeh, lose my number
>>67698201
Headbutts allowed in Lethwei, makes things exciting.
>>67698236
Get in my inverted spider guard bro
I'll have you tapping to the heavens within two minutes
>>67698227
>if you saw them in real life you'll cum in your pants
not everyone lives in monkeyland dude
Is this the official /heem/ thread?
>>67698207
I appreciate it, but uncle Dana needs to hire some ring girls from one championship desu senpai.
>>67698247
you woudn't be saying that to me if i had your leg trapped in the vaporiser ready to take it to def-con 10. Face it Sven, the age of gi is over, the time of Edgy has come.
>>67698325
>shitty plastic surgery
that makes up like 90% of Arianny, famalam
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/5/19/11711378/graphic-german-mma-fighter-gets-attacked-severely-injured-by-a
>>67698336
Yeah, Arianny fucked her shit up too, but she is Asian, so it kinda makes sense.
>>67698339
>German top-ten middleweight Abeku Afful
Nothing to see here
>>67698326
I can't be mad at you, Baby Australia
I like no-gi too
>>67698339
he should have been careful
>>67698360
does your mom try to catch the care package with a big net
>>67698339
I thought neck beard bloggers from my country were fleeing to Germany to avoid getting chopped by machete.
>>67698348
She doesn't look remotely fucked up.
>>67698379
good post
>>67698382
No, but your wife catches tons of arab dick with her big roastie net
>>67698390
She looks great but she looked better before all that Botox.
>>67698386
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/5/10/11654788/bloody-elbow-revealed-2016-post-a-pic-of-yourself
>>67698379
good post
damn
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/5/19/11711378/graphic-german-mma-fighter-gets-attacked-severely-injured-by-a
Wow I love discussing MMA in thee threads with other quality posters!!!
>all these shitskins enjoying my post
where did it all go so wrong lads?
>>67698339
>>67698360
Obligatory
>>67698466
what do you wanna discuss, lad? be the jon jones you wanna see in the world.
>>67698348
great mannequin
>you will never have a spicy game of Civilisations with Robert Whittaker and Hunto
why even live lads
>>67698466
It's going to be 2 weeks of this, then the card happens and everything is alright for like a week
>>67698472
Your shit got cucked
>>67698494
Don't be a faggot la
>>67698497
Whitaker became my boy after he sperged out in front of Miesha with the videogame shit in that Q&A
>>67698497
Whittaker is a cool dude. I despite Hunt almost as much as you referring to him in every thread as Hunto, and Australians who take pride in New Zealanders.
>>67698497
Is this her wife son?
>>67698339
>Shortly after the attack, Ismail C., the head coach of another MMA gym in Hamburg, was arrested by the police.
>Ismail C.
>C.
why
>>67698541
>his* wife's*
Where is that idiot who said Green would lose yesterday?
Spicy as fuck, only for real fight fans
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/18/11708876/john-lineker-set-to-clash-with-michael-mcdonald-at-ufc-fight-night-91
Literal who?
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/18/11707690/demetrious-johnson-set-to-defend-flyweight-title-against-wilson-reis
pat barry looking big, must be nice not getting testing, rose better not roid too
https://www.instagram.com/p/BFkvRXXm5VV/
>>67698577
>5'3
lineker is the manlet king, he just wants to bang
as for DJ...don't care
>>67698577
>mfw Reis beats MM and the whole TUF season becomes redundant
>>67698603
>Mighty Manlet impregnated Penny from The Big Bang Theory and you still have no gf
>>67698586
Pat Barry was a beast. His part starts around 1:10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FW6SGAEycXo
It's a shame he had no chin.
>>67698586
Pat Barry is a nonce
Does he still haves this nickname?
>>67698586
He is a beast, but that punching technique though, Werdum tier
>>67698655
looks even better next to Condit's babby kicks
>>67698685
>>67698703
>tfw i watched this live with my dad
good feel
>>67698519
link?
>>67698760
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EN27rZPW5hY
fucked up the file size on parts 3 & 4, I'll just post the highlights next
>>67698770
around which time?
>>67698227
Go to an American college sometime. The UFC ring girls are slightly above average.
>>67698736
Same lad. It was his first time paying attention to UFC. Good cherry popper desu
>>67698788
No idea, i watched it a long time ago, it's only 30 minutes long, just watch it.
>>67698801
lmao
>>67698685
>>67698703
>>67698787
Truly, the spiciest banger. Does anything else even come close?
>>67698842
If anything does I'd put all my money diego is involved. A true savage
>>67698866
I'd put Lawler vs. MacDonald up there with it, but the pace of it is completely different. Sanchez vs. Melendez was a literal brawl.
>Wake up, Luke. It's all over.
>I don't think Conor will beat Nate in a rematch
>>67698977
what's he going to do for a living to support his family?
>>67698823
I still know nothing about your irrelevant country.
>>67698816
Yeah, it's the shit watching it with the old man, he got sad cuz he is a JDSfag
>>67699061
kek, don't get mad
>>67698907
Yeah, Bonnar/Griffin comes to mind when thinking of something else that's spicy.
how often do you guys train gi?
What would you rate Bisping's banter level out of 10?
I'd give him a 7. Still see a bunch of Yanks mad as fuck about the TUF season against Hendo where he slayed him.
(Not his ability to take banter, which is a 0 or his ability to take punches, which is a -1)
>>67699105
It's harder for 5 rounders to get "spicy." They become wars of attrition, which are great, but you can't fight a Sanchez vs. Melendez for 25 minutes.
Ferguson vs. Barboza is also spicy af, perfect fight that shows every facet of the sport.
>>67699199
An 8. I'm an English-American though so I might be biased.
>>67699199
>his ability to take punches, which is a -1
he has only been knocked out by bombs
>>67699199
He just said that if people believe in Jesus, they can believe in him heeming Luke Rockhold.
So I'd say like a hard 6/10, depending on your taste in bants.
>>67699199
At least an 8 because of "Costas PhiliWHO"
Didn't Bisping lose an eye or something at one point?
>>67699226
Good to see Bisping get a shot instead of that Jesus freak Weidman.
>>67699266
He still has that eye all fucked up.
He has to retire before getting surgery, so he probably would lose eye sight against Luke
>>67699210
Yeah, MacDonald/Lawler 2 is undoubtedly one of the greatest MMA fights of all time, but it isn't spicy. I mean, it has it's moments, sure, but that fight is more of a technical and a back and forth, brutal chess match more than a spicy banger.
I think if McGregor works on his cardio, there's a chance that we could get an exiting 5 round rematch with Diaz, but it's only small. I think when they do fight again that fight ends the same every time, it's just a matter of when.
>>67699061
>american priding himself on his stupidity
>>67699277
At least Weidman doesn't threaten nonbelievers on Twitter.
Bisping is everything that is right with the world.
>>67699303
You're the Iraqi lad aren't ya
>>67699219
This is true, he has a good chin, pretty understimated actually.
>>67699266
His retina is detached. There's no point in fixing it before he retries because it might just get detached again the next time out.
>>67699303
Since the boxing swede got BTFO the influx of swedish poster went down a lot.
You have to come back
>>67699314
Nah I aint none of dem trrrsts
>>67699303
An anon with a Gabon flag has just insulted you! Quick! Tell me everything you know about the country of Gabon so you can formulate a witty retort!
>>67699294
That really sucks.
It'd be cool to see a punished Bisping with an eyepatch and beard on the desk after he dies eventually retire.
>>67699226
Fuck that's a good line. At least he's acknowledging that people don't think he has a chance.
>>67699313
>>67699277
Be careful
>>67699345
>Gabon
>the second biggest country of south america and also a regular heem poster
>>67699295
4 rounds of brawling and trash talk followed by a repeat ending sub in the 5th round would be FotY imo
>>67699371
You understood what I meant. Now go back to your cuckshed.
>>67699343
Gus is best husbando. I want to protect that optimism.
>>67699347
PUNISHED BISPING
A Fallen Contender
>>67699105
>>67699210
>>67699295
lmao these fucking clowns using the term 'spicy banger' like it's got some sort of objective meaning
The banger is in the eye of the beholder.
Who else here is English?
/BISPING/
>>67699348
Ballsy, if nothing else, especially when the UFCs biggest market is the United States, which is Jesus Freak-central.
That being said, I also don't think Rockhold goes to church, so this probably won't affect either's standings with the crowd.
>>67699433
nah Rockhold isn't as stupid as Weidman
>>67699407
I think there's a scale of banginess
For example Sanchez-Melendez is a 10, Lauzon-Miller is a 7, GSP vs Condit is a 4 and Roy Nelson vs Jared Rosholt is a 1
>>67699401
>a hero robbed of his rankings
>>67699450
Proverbs 27:17
>>67699443
>tu quoque
>>67699443
lol that's me responding, unironically
>>67699407
I define spicy as fast-paced balls out brawling with little regard for safety or injuries.
OR a fight where every little action in the fight is cheered big time by the crowd, like McGoobs vs. Diaz.
>>67699472
How many laughing pics do you have?
>>67699472
that's me he's responding to
>>67699505
3 unironically, i stopped using that one last year
>>67699526
Is the third one the fat kid
>>67698623
>>67698577
Anyone else putting a cheeky fifty on Weis? I feel like we might be seeing Holm Rousy 2.0 here.
>>67699801
>I feel like we might be seeing Holm Rousy 2.0 here
Why do fighters fall for the chiropractor meme?
>>67699848
they get punched in the head for a living, they're all dumb as dogshit
>>67699841
No joke. The one part of Mighty Manlet's game that isn't perfection is his BJJ, and that's what Reis is best at.
>>67699356
you've really got a thing for yellowstone eh buddy https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/text/yellowstone%20erupt/
>>67699356
i'm not trying to say anything, but chris' daughter gonna be a qt in 15 years.
blacked
>>67700101
with that five head and used brillo pad hair? stop it.
>>67700122
no thanks, child molestation enablers are my turn off
>>67700123
I really need to watch this fight, damn.
AHHH CHANDLER HELP
conor has been looking pretty slim these days. maybe he's trying to stay around 145 so he could fill in for aldo or franky if one of them get injured before ufc 200
>>67700191
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPaVuZNUrIw
>that striking
'''''''''vanzant''''''''''' is just fucking dog shit
>>67700238
it took her 4 years to get from pigeon striking to that
>>67700238
Connor Ruebusch was saying in the last podcast that woman have shitty mechanics because of the hip to shoulder ratio or something like that
>>67699426
Like most white americans (many of these so-called "Irish" Americans have Anglo last names, and the name changing on Ellis island was a meme) I am overwhelmingly English by descent but if you're not rooting for the white American here then you're a cuck
>>67700325
I'm a proud Irish-American and I'm happily rooting for Ireland's very own Mickey O'Bisping.
Michael Bisping: If the Son of God walked on water, I can 'knock the f-ck out of Luke Rockhold' at UFC 199
>>67700325
>They care about their """""""genetics""""""" when picking their boy
If it was for that literally every spic would be my boy.
>tfw some sloot i use to fuck with that looked like Thug Rose had a kid
the very definition of a:
wew lads!
>>67700424
Anybody putting a cheeky tenner on Bisping?
>>67700468
That's great, now you can acheive the collective dream of /heem/, to raise your wife's son
She's a qt too
>>67700494
unfortunately, Jesus's miracles are nothing but manmade inventions by ignorant humans
>>67700424
>Bisbing enters the arena without music
>has a Reebok branded lion skin cloak
>carrying a mic and singing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRtnWVvDX6k
Get ready for your first British U F C Champion
>>67700578
he had to go back
>>67700238
ROSE IS MY BOY
>>67700494
>Bet on Rockhold instead
>If Bisping somehow wins I won't care if I lost the bet
>if rockhold wins use the money to buy booze to drown sorrows
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Laa-WQXn2vc
The UFC has nothing but british champs lad
The Queen's Own Steven Mioshire
Lord Daniel of Cormsburough
Sir Lucas Rockholder
Earl Robert the Law-Layer
His Excellence the Duke of Anjos, Richard
Sir Conrad Mcgillicutty
His Lordship Dominick of the Cross
and The Meritorious John's Son, the Resplendent Rodent
We shit on the UFC a lot, but being a boxing fan really makes you appreciate goofmaster and the mafia brothers.
>>67701156
Pic related
Who was this? Kek
>>67697666
>>67700979
Not funny but I appreciate the effort
>>67701200
>effort
The joke is Sweden's and it was funny when posted
>>67701276
>mcgoober giving literally anybody shit about going down in weight to fight when everyone in fw is smaller than he is
>>67701311
When did he ever say this?
>>67699199
I actually find it pretty amazing that the banter level in general for UFC fighters seems to be so low.
Dominick Cruz is a legit intelligent dude, you can tell Bisping is decently smart, but holy fuck those two guys and Goob are the only ones that are even half assed good at bringing bantz?
That's fucking pathetic, the roster is like 500+ and there's three guys that might trash talk you
>>67701276
what a fucking troll, but two banjos still missed the superheavy check
>>67701329
https://twitter.com/TheNotoriousMMA/status/729249301944270848
>>67701399
That's not giving people shit for going down a weightclass it's praising people for moving upwards, you know, like he did.
You silly prick.
>>67701330
"banter" is mandrama shit and should be even less common than it is
>>67701399
He's talking about rankings, not weight.
In boxing, most people are trying to go undefeated these days, and they'll duck fighters who are high in the rankings.
>>67701441
Like he duck Frankie? Get a canine.
>>67701436
Depends how it's done really. When fighters just trash talk for the sake of trash talk and come up with these cute little lines I agree (See: Aljanigger Sterling), but I like the way fighters like Dominick Cruz or Joanna go about it.
>>67701465
Yeah like he's ducking frankie, didn't say he wasn't doing that, just pointing out what that tweet implied.
>>67699121
2 times a week
>>67699121
I eat gi 3 times a week
>>67701613
>he doesn't eat 3 gis a day MINIMUM
You know, since Yoel is back next month this means that Jacare isn't getting a title shot without another fight.
also /r/ing the heem urself my man pic
Any other Englishmen here rooting for Bisping?
>>67699121
Never because it's fucking useless.
I train no gi 3 times a week, along with boxing, mui thai, kickboxing and wrestling.
I don't compete.
Gi is fucking silly to train unless you're competing.
>>67701649
I wonder how shit Yoel will look without roids
>>67701669
He'll look look pretty much the same.
See: Lombard, Hector
>>67701655
I've never rooted for bisbing.
If I did, it certainly wouldn't be against rockhold.
>>67701666
>not training gi so that you can also grab clothing
also holy fuck that's a lot of striking. you'd be better off just training either kickboxing or MT. The only part of boxing that translates to MMA better than those two is the footwork.
Thoughts on this in terms of fight promotion?
Thoughts on the fight?
>>67701666
>Not having god-tier grips and cool knuckle calluses from playing spider guard
C'mon son, your soccer mom boxercise class aint got shit on datch gi
>>67701713
lookit those wings on his face
>>67701710
Like I said, I don't compete
The only time I'd ever actually use any of this stuff is if I got into a fight somewhere, and even then I probably wouldn't use half of it.
I do it to stay in shape and as a hobby.
>>67701730
claudia by sub round 1
>>67701742
>Like I said, I don't compete
So?
Don't half-ass three things, whole-ass one thing. Even if you don't want to compete, why don't you want to actually improve?
>>67701713
Battle of the boys
Whoever wins I'm happy.
>>67701713
>Dat arm fold at the end
>>67701669
he wasn't popped for roid.
In fact they never said for what substance which mean it was probably some shit that wasn't banned 6 months ago.
Yoel is clean as water
>>67701742
Do you train at one academy that offers different classes throughout the week or you sought out 5 different martial arts academies so you can be a well rounded meme lord?
I've never actually seen Jingliang Li fight. I know him as the guy a lot of prospects have a win over, is he any good?
>>67701789
I'd like her to polish my knob, if you know what I mean.
>>67701713
Honestly think it's absolute shite but oh well
Not pissing around but it's like he's doing a promo for the deaf
Dana should just give MM the leeway to compete against other flyweights in their promotions. Just get a team to negotiate and support him so he can heem every top 5 in the world.
>>67699121
someone photoshop the kid next to rose by her right (our left, for dummies)
damn, this is photoshop material
gypsies, angry lesbians and nu males
>>67701763
I don't compete, so, I don't care what translates to MMA or not, because I go to an MMA gym to learn and stay in shape, not to compete in MMA.
I am improving all the time, but it's a hobby for me, nothing more. I don't half ass anything, I go 4 times a week, and put 12 hours in a week, for me, that's enough for what I need.
I don't know why you're so concerned about what I do with my free time, focus on yourself.
>>67701803
Fuck knows why they're promoting him as a silent killer when the guy whispered 'The show is over' in Pettis' ear in the fifth round
Seriously if they made that fact more well known people would think he's hardcore
>>67701799
What female fighter currently on the roster does /heem/ think sucks the best dick? Elaborate pls.
My vote is for rose, she has a big mouth ready for taking D and seems like a little savage. Plus you can cum on her bald head as a bonus.
>>67701235
>kron jumping like a little school girl
everytime
>>67701836
>the guy whispered 'The show is over' in Pettis' ear in the fifth round
sauce
>>67701784
I train at one place. Next Gen MMA in Liverpool, it's decent and well-rounded, going around the city to different classes would be silly here.
>>67701857
>Days after beating Pettis to claim the UFC gold last March, dos Anjos revealed he whispered "the show is over" in Pettis’ ears during the final moments of the fifth round. Ready for another big challenge in McGregor, he already knows what he wants to tell "The Notorious" after the fight.
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/1/20/10766966/rafael-dos-anjos-i-want-to-make-conor-mcgregor-quit-at-ufc-197
>>67701855
R A R E
>>67700979
>reposting Swedish memes
>>67701844
Felice Herrig
She's clearly a very sexual person and learned early that she must make up for in looks with enthusiasm.
>>67701881
Joke doesn't really work, it's not like Brazil disappeared from /heem/ like Ireland largely did
Meme better lad
>>67701844
Meisha; with that overdeveloped nose she'll never need to breathe through her mouth.
>>67701941
Kek
>>67701909
As soon as McGregor gets his next win they'll all come back
>>67701909
I dont see any difference in brazil posting after 198 besides me having no computer to post from for the past week, me and the other 2 regulars are still posting as usual
>>67701844
unironically i think karolina kowalkiewicz gives the best head
obviously gina is up there too, she looks too cute and shy on public but we all know how she daydreams about ariel and his jewstice
>>67700979
>conrad mcgillicutty
i literally cannot stop saying this
>>67701955
They'll be back as soon as his next opponent is announced, they won't wait till after the fight
>>67701972
Yeah, Netherlands needs to sort his shit out
>>67699121
30 gis a day
>>67701984
It's a perfect sequence of sounds. It's so fun to say.
>>67701962
nice
>>67699313
if you're a cyclops
>>67701844
Holly and PVZ confirmed for refusing to suck dick or giving half assed 45 second bj's like my girlfriend
Rothwell vs Arlovski
Rothwell vs Lewis
Rothwell vs Werdum
Which of these sounds the best to you
I say Arlovski, I think Rothwell could definitely win it, and he still deserves high ranked heavyweights
>>67702029
Holly's a freak, bruh
>>67702029
thats what jeff believes
>>67702033
TODD
DUFFEE
>>67701909
>>67701972
I was pretending bros
>>67702033
fire all of those cans
>>67702033
Rothwell vs Arlovski and Werdum vs JDS 2 (A fight so perfect I guarantee you it'll headline a BR fight night)
>>67701257
>conor giving up after landing a couple of decent combos
Does any fighter have less heart?
>>67702110
>that slopfest
UFC is so fucking shitty now
>odds for rockhold vs bisping 2 are 1.10 and 7.00
Is this fight really going to be one sided as the odds imply? Will rockhold win this one by TKO most likely?
Anyone hate Chris Weidman?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2B8bXYXTb-o
>>67702110
>le zero technique fight
some people unironically think that it was the FOTY
>>67702164
Yes just like the first one. Only now Bisping is coming in on short notice.
>>67702167
fucking retards
>>67702206
Reasons to like Chris Weidman
>
Reasons to dislike Chris Weidman
>jesus freak
>became full of himself like two title defences in
>could only beat geriatric hues as champion
>muh america look everyone look how american i am
>>67702033
Only one worth watching would be 'Doom vs. Rothwell because we might see a cheeky sub.
Arlovski is done winning fights. His win over Browne was a miracle.
which steroids does robbie lawler take?
>>67702238
Epic meme image bro you really told us off
>>67702197
Does faber have a better chance at beating the decision master cruz than bisping beating rockhold? Or are both fights most likely settled before they even start?
>>67702033
Ben Rothwell vs Jared Rosholt 5 round main event
[spoiler]NSFW[/spoiler]
>>67702254
>Arlovski is done winning fights.
lmao you lose to straight killers twice and now you're done all of a sudden
Bantamweight - 2016/2017
Thomas Almeida defeats Cody Garbrandt via Round 1 TKO
TJ Dillashaw defeats Raphael Assuncao via Unanimous Decision
Dominic Cruz defeats Urijah Faber via Unanimous Decision
Thomas Almeida defeats TJ Dilashaw in No 1 Condender Fight via Round 2 TKO
John Dodson defeats Nik Lentz via Round 2 TKO
Thomas Almeida defeats Dominic Cruz via Round 1 TKO to become Champion
Urijah Faber defeats TJ Dillashaw via guillotine in retirement fight
John Dodson defeats TJ Dillashaw and sends him to Bellator
>Almeida is 24-0 Undefeated Champion
>Cruz gets injured again
>TJ Bellator
>>67702269
lol faber is literal shit
>>67702261
none
you only start using steroids in the moment you get caught in a test
>>67702269
Yes, he does. He has a slim chance at best, but at the end of the day he does have tools that could theoretically beat Cruz.
Meanwhile Bisping's only hope is to pillowfist his way to decision and he's coming in on short notice for a five round fight.
>>67702310
yeah like that d-level striking
i hate that douche
>>67702110
Lawler's little smile & wave at the end of that beating is an underrated moment in that fight
>>67702271
Rosholt actually got released despite being 6-2 in UFC and in a starved division to boot because he's just so fucking boring
>>67702150
>that knee sandwich
literally how did Lawler survive this round
>>67702269
there's people thinking that faber and bisping have a chance
>>67702334
Boring only works if you're champ
See: Cruz
>>67702269
Yes, Cruz is unlikely to finish anyone and his fights are rarely blowouts.
>>67702354
Cruz really isn't that boring. Once you've watched MMA for a bit you realise the mastery in the way he fights.
Rosholt however was a one note wrestler and I've never seen a man more content to coast to a victory than in the third round vs Struve.
>>67702110
>>67702150
>>67702190
>>67702217
When is the last fight that was this picturesque? Everything about it was perfect from a presentation standpoint. Hats off to whoever was running the truck for this one.
>>67702394
>Once you've watched MMA for a bit you realise the mastery in the way he fights.
lel, other than footwork there is nothing to appreciate about Cruz. If Cruz-type fighters weren't boring I would still be watching boxing
A heeminder that Reem is taking the belt by the end of the year
>>67702444
>Overememe
>Not getting heemed into next week
Pick one
>>67702431
YER TOLKEEN BOXIN? I RUN BOOXIN YEH
>>67702444
What a waste of trips
>>67702466
It took him 5 years in the UFC but he finally learned how to protect his chin, lad
>>67702444
I quite like the style matchup, it'll be interesting to see who controls the standup early on.
>>67702285
He didn't just lose, he got smashed in the first round after getting in like no offense.
>>67702444
>>67702466
It's a weird case. Overeem can certainly outstrike Stipe but Stipe has great durability for HW and has the striking to PROBABLY catch Overeem at one point. Don't know who to pick in that one.
>"Wake up Luke, it's all over"
>>67702484
That actually means he did just lose. If you didn't see his offence how would you know he's a shot fighter?
>>67702483
I reckon it'd be interesting to see them grapple too.
>>67701962
Was this leaked during the fappening?
>>67702469
>BOXIN
>BOOXIN
WHICH ONE, SANTOS
I'd personally say booxin, sounds more edgy
>>67702546
Wouldn't be surprised to see Reem go for the takedown first to be honest. It seems he likes to get one in early.
lads we need mcgregors next fight announced over the next 24 hours, we're running out of memes
>>67702554
Yo mama
>>67702583
You're such a little faggot.
I bet you couldn't prove you're an adult.
>>67702281
When will they sign PVZ?
>>67702444
>implying hunto won't take the belt from reem in his second defense
MY BOY's taking the fight on 8 days notice, and he's going to win.
>>67702592
No, tu madre, tu puta madre.
>>67702616
I'd much rather see Megan Anderson vs Miesha, openweight, feel free.
>>67702481
Nigger please. Overmemes chin is so glass people keep mistaking it for modern architecture
>>67702492
Stipe can sleep Reem, I'm not sure Reem can sleep Stipe desu
>>67702553
Pretty sure it's from her own instragram or something. She posts shit like that all the time
>>67702506
His problem is he's too one-dimensional for today's HW, which is weird to say considering how shallow HW is at the moment.
Arlovski's only weapon is that straight right, and literally everyone at HW knows it's coming. And his chin is literal glass.
Gonna post some webms from the Overeem vs Arlovski fight to think about w.r.t. Overeem vs Stipe
>struve has a win over the champ
GOAT?
>>67702281
Did she ded
>>67702758
Pretty certain that's a work
>>67702736
He said himself that his whole life fell apart after beating Stipe, and since then he went 2-3 (heemed savagely twice) and Miocic got a belt. So who really won that one?
>>67702778
prolly the guy that won
>>67702816
>winning a fight means you win
stop this silly talk, straya
https://youtu.be/pzyhUhU2hO4
BANT IS REAL
>stipe heems Werdum
>Cavs shut out the Warriors
>Browns beat Pats in game five
Can 2016 Cleveland be stopped?
>>67702356
Tubby white boy was cursed with his mothers hips and the vulnerability of being triggered into a TKO by savage nigger attacks
>>67702887
Is ripping clothes off against the rules or is this like wrestling where it's all just choreographed in advance? Or is it actually women """"""""""fighting""""""""""?
>>67702934
IT'S FAKE AS MY WIFE'S PLASTIC BOOBS
You're right. This shit has no place in /heem/.
and the opening up the middle exploited
>>67701655
English-Italian here m8
>>67702912
>Browns beat Pats in game five
>thinking the people who voluntarily chose Johnny 8 Ball will beat anyone
Trust me. Stipe runs into Overeem's fist in his first defense.
>>67702963
was a legitimate question because I couldn't tell the difference
>no wiki page
>made and run by a woman
>commenting on fighter profiles on official website
honda housey here when
>>67701713
pretty cringeworthy desu
that shit looks dumb when teenage girls do it
Does Alvarez deserve his shot?
>>67703032
Really? I actually thought the action looked too fluid and skilled in that webm from earlier for the sort of no name shitters that would have to compete for Lingerie Fighting, that's how I figured it out.
>>67703063
>Beat the former champ
>beat former #1 contender
Eh, its more deserving as most title fights in recent history
>>67703063
Of course he does.
He wrestlegrinded Pettis into oblivion and literally retired Huerta (kek).
>>67703063
Fuck yes he does
>>67703063
Alvarez has been MY BOY for quite some time, but I've been pretty disappointed in his lackluster fights as of late. Not sure if he can grapplefuck his way past RDA.
>>67700535
Be careful
>>67703020
Stipe's got pretty good fight IQ desu
Good chin too, if the JDS fight is anything to go by
>Brazil cucked by USADA
>Ireland cucked by Diaz
>>Asia, lel
>Canada forever waiting on Rory to become champ
>Poland too poor to buy paper views
So, what's the next big meme country?
>>67703063
I would say yes.
>Beats Gil who was on roids
That is already 50+ Fight Fan points right there
>Beats Pettis
Even with all the hype he was former champion.
Look at the division too.
>Cuckbib
If he had beaten Ferguson sure. He would have deserved the shot. But he didn't. He beat some guy who was brought in on short notice. He was also out for 12 years.
>Ferguson
If he'd beaten Khabib I still would've given Eddie the shot. But Given it to Tony after RDA/Eddie
>Donald
Kill by RDA
>Nate
Also kill by RDA
>Edson
Interesting. But I don't feel he's quite ready. But he did beat Pettis.
>Pettis
He's done. Take him out of the oven and stick a fork in him. He's that fucking done. We're not talking about Andrei at Greg Jackson's. Greg Jackson is one of the best coaches today. And trains world class talent. Pettis trains at a fucking meme gym with a pro wrestler and is constantly hurting himself practicing flying cartwheel kicks up the cage and KO'd by Punk. The guy is broken. He looks USADA'd too.
>>67703063
No.
He would if he had one non shit performance
>>67703235
You could make an argument for the Netherlands, pending the results of Struve and Overeem's next fights.
>>67703032
http://lingeriefc.com/
Unironically there are some good jitz skills on here lol
warnig: this video might contain boner-inducing material, be careful:
https://youtu.be/P5COpRRyv-I
>>67703235
It's going to be Mexico. Cejudo and Cain are busts at this point. Yair is going to get hyped as fuck. Then be destroyed by Frankie.
>>67703235
>mfw Alvarez beats RDA and removes the last brazilian champion of the UFC
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bryan_Caraway
>Bryan Caraway (born August 4, 1984) is an American mixed martial artist currently competing in the UFC's Bantamweight division. Best known as UFC Womens Bantamweight Champion Miesha Tate's boyfriend.
>>67701174
>dropping the belt so you can try to get the fight at 155
GGG should just go and fight that 160 britbong gypsie in England instead.
http://www.skysports.com/more-sports/ufc/news/19828/10287350/michael-bisping-tells-sky-sports-about-luke-rockhold-rematch-at-ufc-199
>Michael Bisping has exclusively told Sky Sports that he must win his upcoming UFC world championship fight quickly because he lacks the fitness to last the distance.
>"I need to put him away because five rounds favour him, let's be realistic about that. He'll be in better shape than me because he's been preparing for 10 weeks for a world title fight and I've been filming a movie"
On another note, since when have Sky reported on UFC? Does that pretty much confirm UFC will be moving on to Sky come this new TV deal they're signing in July? Shit.
>>67703370
Sweden you just edited this now didn't you
>>67701713
Embarrassing tbqh famalam
>>67703543
>On another note, since when have Sky reported on UFC?
A quick search of their site brings up stories from 2014
>>67703669
That's strange man, I literally never recall them covering it before and figured it was because it's on the rival network
>>67703543
>>67703669
2012 even
post viscous heems
>>67703873
Anyone remember the odds going into this fight?
>>67703873
FIXED
I
X
E
D
>>67703909
i do not
>>67703873
>It's a TRT Vitor episode
I called my uncle today after I heard about weis/Mighty Mouse and bet the barns on weis lad
He is one of weises trainers and said he is in peak form due to being gassed to the gills
He may pop before or definitely after the fight but get some cheeky winnings out of his dishonesty
>>67704361
Sorry, that's Reis
Autocorrect
>>67703700
They cover other sports they don't have the rights to. I think it's more to do with UFC not being *that* popular here still
>>67703909
https://www.bestfightodds.com/fighters/Vitor-Belfort-755
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKKD9h3z85Q
>>67704566
2 BODYGUARDS FOR WHAT U DAMBKANT
SHOOKNESS
>>67704566
f..floyd
>>67704777
delete this.
>>67704777
Patient Werdum beats him.
>>67704820
170 pound dick.jpg
>>67704777
C h e c k e d
She's Hollywood's darling now. Will she never fight again?
>>67704777
good lad
>>67702497
That's his sister, right? Right?!?!?!
>>67704949
Nope, that's his wife. All bongs look eerily similar.
>>67704921
she dances
she doesn't sing or act, she executes a choreographed routine
>>67704949
yeah
>>67704949
nah, british people all look the same
champions after ufc 200
claudia
manlet
miesha
cruz
frankie
eddie
nate (mcgregor belt)
robbie
luke
danielle
steepay
>>67704999
>the anti paige canadian
>>67705031
>frankie
>eddie
>>67698054
>and yet still uses tax payers dollars to pay for his kids daycare
You mean his wife's kids
When will Nurmagomedov fight again?
>>67705113
2019
>>67705113
October-ish if I recall correctly
>>67705113
after ramadan, be careful.
>>67701713
>Nate Diaz
journeyman can
>Anthony Pettis
fluke champion can
>Cowboy
quitter can
fucking bum will be cucked by the real GOAT at the end of the year
>>67705425
sheboons are vicious
>>67704566
F L O Y D
L
O
Y
D
Khabib looks shook
>>67705425
Great display of wing chun
>>67705609
psst, I'm the one making these webms, I've seen them
What's his next move?
>>67705591
why is nate so autistic
>>67705591
who's that goof at the end that goes after khabib
>>67705591
full webm
>>67705113
shawal 1437 at the earliest, be careful canada
>>67698339
Hamburg is off the hook though, def has no go zones if you don't want to get beaten up by bikers and arabs.
That's what happens when the police shuts an eye for drug traffic and illegal prostitution, people think they can do everything and now they set up too much to get rid of it.
>>67705702
>Nick throwing a bottle like a woman
absolutely D R O P P E D
who the fuck is wilson reis?
>>67705935
the future FLW champ, BRASIL WILL RISE AGAIN!
>>67705935
Wasn't he the one in the webm where he has the guy's back and keeps hugging him?
Or am I thinking of another bald brazilian?
>my boy scoggins will heem mighty manlet
Feels good
>>67705984
>keeps hugging him
after the fight has ended that is
>>67705935
He fought Dustin Ortiz
That's literally the only time I've ever seen him
Seems be a good grappler though
Your HW champion
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_LsSaiNCCc
>>67706001
>>67705984
i think thats Sergio Moraes
Luke Rockhold trains in the gi 3x a week minimum lads
Will he sleepy Bisping with the UFC's first collar choke?
>>67706038
>dc literally a manlet
Someone in one of the last threads asked for webms of spinny shit.
Webms of spinny shit incoming
>>67706038
how many gi's a week does he eat though
what woman fighter should i masturbate to before studying?
>>67706171
Carla Esparza without makeup
>>67706038
>training in your dressing gown
Literally why desu
>>67705591
When did this happen and where?
>>67706136
21
3 a day
M I N I M U M
to get bigg, carbed up, and submissions
>>67706171
That polish one from the other night
does she has any chance against claudia's a-level bjj when the fight hits the mat?
>>67706171
Why would you waste an orgasm on ugly chicks?
>>67706302
If this season of TUF is anything to go by, Claudia's plan is to smother her for 25 minutes.
I can't wait.
>>67706243
do I really need to train in a gi if I already eat a gi before training?
>>67705702
Khabib's far calmer than you might expect
>>67706171
Elias theodoru
>>67706241
It happened in august at one of the events, basically Nate and Khabib had words with each other, but then Martin Sano got involved and Khabib ended up punching him in the mouth - this is before anyone started recording. You can see Martin Sano going back to Khabib in the webm but he gets ragdolled by security, funny shit.
>>67706329
You eat the gi from yesterday's session, then wear a new gi for training today, which you will eat tomorrow. and so forth.
>>67706348
>>67706241
Oh, and it was at WSOF
http://www.mmafighting.com/2015/8/2/9086029/nick-diaz-throws-beer-at-khabib-nurmagomedov-in-wsof-show-brawl
>>67706348
Isn't that aggravated assault, technically?
>>67706343
yeah, considering he's a muslim.
>>67706343
3rd worlders like him are used to far worse and on a much more regular basis.
>the city of heavyweight
>>67706348
lol that guy's flip over the ropes after that dark souls kick
nice webm senpai
>>67706395
unironically hunt is just one victory away from a title shot lmao
>>67706380
why tho
>>67706395
>13. Brendan Schaub
>>67705762
>illegal prostitution
>Hamburg
Why?
>>67706411
unironically true
>>67706445
Prostitution is legal but it has its boundaries, step over them and what you're doing is illegal.
>>67698720
Condit rekt Diaz. Diaz didn't land shit. COndit landed lots of hard shots and gazillions of babby kicks. He still won.
Fag.
>>67706395
Wasn't Rothwell ranked above Arlovski before Stipe became champion
>Bisbong vs Rockhold
What's the point of this fight? Why doesn't Bisbong just heem himself and spare himself from embarrassment?
Maybe I'm retarded, but I have question:
Why can't women heem each other more often? Obviously they aren't built like men and don't have any business being compared to other male fighters in any capacity, but they all have proportionately similar strength/endurance to other women. So you'd think they'd heem each other with the regularity of at least male featherweights.
Why can't a 115lb female KO another 115lb female stiff?
>>67706351
Where do you buy your gis at?
>>67701330
Sonnen was good. Khabib is decent for not being a legit English speaker.
>>67706497
I get mine cheap second hand from eBay
>>67706497
BurGi King, senpai
>>67706488
because marketing and PR wise, bisping is the next guy at middleweight that can sell tickets
because be honest, nobody knows who is uriah hall and every other contender is either rekt, usadad or already scheduled in other fights
NEW: >>67706522
>>67706481
>it's a delusional german condit fanboy episode
Can the next thread be Paige VanZant edition?
>>67701330
Diaz bros try but the brain dmg and drug abuse turned them into unintelligible monkeys.
>>67706395
>being ranked below a fighter who lost his two last fights and has retire and not fought since two years and a half ago
>>67706497
I only buy fair-trade vegan gis
>>67706515
>>67706518
Disgusting tbqh fampai
Better get on organic, grass-fed gis only, it does wonders for both your spider guard and your metabolism
>>67706490
Women punch weaker than they are fragile.
>>67706576
He was asking why women can't heem other women as often
>>67706519
Why not just do curls or rows like a normal person
>>67706576
Then why can't they dust other women who are just as weak and fragile
done
>>67706619
Because they are more durable than they hit hard.
They lack punching power more than they lack chin. Comprende?
It's why HW have a lot of KOs even though they are the most durable: they have a ton of power.
>>67706490
It's a bone density thing, knocking someone out is hitting them hard enough to make their brain dance inside their heads.
The strength needed to knock out a woman and to knock out a man of any size is the same not taking into equation individuals who are harder to knock out who exist everywhere.
Men have heavier bones and hit harder and if you look at the weight classes I imagine you can go from how much power is needed to punch someone out.
Also muscles can help stopping kos too so more mass makes you harder to knock out while also bigger guys generally have more power.
Short knocking out any human taking away every single piece of individuality takes the same energy, change things and you change how much power is needed. Women can't have the kind of power men do.
>>67706076
Shaddap about manlets already.
Mighty Mouse, the King of manlets has a hotter wife than you. Has more money than you. Is more skilled than you.
>>67706519
Whats the point of this exercise other than looking retarded?
>>67706788
It's a compound movement so it works multiple muscle groups/joints at the same time. Also it works cardio AND it works your nervous system at the same time since it's pretty damn heavy for a kettlebell
>>67706842
Whyn ot just use a pull up bar like normal people?
>>67706038
This.
Training in a GI makes you a superior grappler. Just look at Maia
>>67706864
Uhh, cause a pull-up bar doesn't work your lower body?
I'm not saying it is the best thing you can do, but it's better than 99% of the shit you see idiots do in the gym.
>>67706870
Maia should be in the next EBI
>>67706395
Lol schaub wasnt even top 15 when he fought browne
>>67706870
this tbph when you roll on the street, you're not in a skin tight polyester jumpsuit
>>67706099
cuts off the last spinny (makdessi i think)
Is Conor still playing touch butt or did he ditch Portal for real training?
>>67700209
keep trying aquafresh, i support this meme
>>67701330
I don't think Cruz is dumb but he's definitely not super intelligent. His analysis is generally pretty good but some of the stuff he says makes me cringe because he clearly tries to come off as some kind of genius. I don't think he even went to college
>>67701713
> I do my talking in the octagon
> posts tumblr feminist style trash talk video
>>67701962
Why would Felice not just start doing porn if she's going to post this type of shit? Good supplemental income, a bit of exercise, and hardly any more embarrassing than this.
>>67702281
> that ref at the end clearly wondering if it is okay to touch her tits in this situation
>>67705425
Is this the new wave of MMA training?
>tfw undefeated as a fetus
>>67706348
Of course Khabib was shook. His style of fighting would be completely ineffective in a street fight against a group.
>manage to suplex nate
>immediately get stomped on/stabbed by all of 209
>>67702281
>fighting with a belly button piercing in....
