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UPCOMING EVENTS (May):
5/18: TUF Season 23 EP 6
(((STARTS AT 10 PM EDT, 7 PM PDT, 3 AM BST)))
5/20: Bellator 155 (Carvalho vs Manhoef)
5/21: Venator FC 3 (Palhares vs Meek)
5/26: EFN 48: Moscow
5/27: ONE FC: Kingdom of Champions (Amnuaysirichoke vs Naito)
5/29: UFC FN 88 (Almeida vs Garbrandt)
UPCOMING EVENTS (June)
6/4: UFC 199 (Bisping vs Rockhold 2)
6/10: Titan FC 39 (Cavalcante vs Healy)
6/12: Pancrase 278 (Sunabe vs Haita)
6/17: ONE FC (TBA)
6/17: Bellator 156 (Galvao vs Dantas)
6/17: WSOF 31 (Ivanov vs Copeland)
6/18: UFC FN 89 (MacDonald vs Thompson)
6/24: Bellator 157 (Jackson vs Ishii)
6/25: GLORY 31 (Vakhitov vs Bouzidi)
PREVIOUS THREAD: >>67675820
NEWS:
>Bader-Latifi in the works
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/18/11700176/ryan-bader-vs-ilir-latifi-in-the-works-for-later-this-year
>Some Irish can with no ground game will fight some other guy
http://www.mmamania.com/2016/5/18/11704036/dana-white-we-should-have-conor-mcgregors-next-fight-done-tonight-mma
>Weidman got spine aids, Bisping replaced him
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/18/11702070/michael-bisping-in-to-face-luke-rockhold-at-ufc-199-with-chris
FIRST FOR MCGOOBER VS DIAZ VS MAYWEATHER IN A TRIPLE THREAT MATCH AT UFC 209
Mirco Bispincic is the greatest Croatian fighter, and will bring another title home to Croatia at UFC 199
Luke is ducking Uriah
>Cornball and Mi Nombre Es Cain will both be injured again
at least we get to see bigping get heemed again
>>67688463
Live at the stockton arena, yeh?
>209
WEW LAD
>>67688593
U FUKKEN KNOW IT CUNT
>>67688403
>Some Irish can with no ground game will fight some other guy
great OP, OP
>>67688568
>>67688581
Watching a smelly britbong get heem'd is always fun.
>>67688403
>Bisping vs Rockhold
You mean Rockhold vs. Bisping. Rockhold is the champion therefore he gets top billing here.
>>67688688
Bisping challenges Rockhold for the title.
>Introducing first, the challenger.
But yeah, I know what you mean, favorite comes first. Left column vector (v_1....v_n)
Chris confirmed shook. Needs that New York crowd to give him that much needed confidence he needs to beat Luke.
>>67688782
shut up
It's your destiny to be my little b****.
>MM is fighting the #8 contender who is 3-1 at flyweight
Literally what is the point?
More importantly this pretty much guarantees lawler/woodley is gonna get called off leaving us with another MM headliner
>>67688822
Don't worry I'll be there in that NYC crowd cheering Chris on but I don't tink it will be enough yeh
Mayday Macdonald vs John Lineker
talk about spicy
what webms do we have of Rockhold vs Weidman?
The fights on youtube, and there's some nice scrambles i wouldnt mind seeing webm'd
>>67688772
If he does, I doubt it'd be with the UFC. Especially after all the shit he talked on the company and the Reebok deal. Uncle Dana put that contract in the shredder
1st for JoJo
>>67688876
MM is smart to want to fight as fast as possible while the division is thin in order to get that record.
>>67688985
Don't ever want to talk to me or my boy ever again
>>67688985
do you got one of the back mount to mount like a few seconds before that ground and pound?
>>67688985
kek
>>67688985
why did Weidman do literally nothing to escape this mount
>>67689008
I get why MM would want to fight. Just don't get why the UFC is rushing him back in there when it's painfully obvious that literally noone cares about supermanletweight fights
>>67688985
Herb let Weidman lose 20 years of his life right here
>>67689166
he not herbs boy
what are the odds Bisbong heems Kuckhold, lads?
>>67689077
probably literally never trains his grappling anymore because he became known as a wrestler, and in the meantime only trains his striking.
What's tonight fight on TF guys ?
It's girls week, right ?
>>67689131
To promote him as much as possible especially since the next TUF season revolves around the winner getting a title shot against him
>>67688876
>"P4P" best fighting another can.
Can't wait for Rogan oversell this shit like he did with the Cariaso fight.
>>67688403
>Dana literally saying Conor's next fight will be defending his title now
>He's literally just going to give him what he wants and book a Nate fight instead
Come on lad.
It's all a conspiracy desu. The higher ups thought it was bizarre that there wasn't a title on the line in the main event of 200 and wanted that rectified, so they had to somehow get Goobs out. They went with media, kept McGregors name in the lights by telling him to shitpost on Twitter and now that all is well the rematch will be announced.
I've not a clue why Floyd was joining in on the talks though, maybe they paid him too
>>67689188
Like Leicester winning the premier league title again.
>>67688985
herb also literally unironically broke a guillotine by rockhold because yes
>ref of the year
>ladies
>and
>gentlekeks
>>67689166
""""""""""""""BEST""""""""""""""""" ref in business.
Jesus Christ, Herb can be a vicious cunt if you pay him right.
>>67689239
>submission attempt in progress
>stands them up
>>67689205
>>67688876
There is literally no one else at this point. They were going to give the fight to a TUF winner ffs
MM's last fight was not bad at all though, I enjoyed it.
>>67688985
DELETE THIS.
>>67689287
>They were going to give the fight to a TUF winner ffs
They ARE going to do that m8
Could a healthy Cain actually beat JBJ in a super fight?
>>67689331
fuck you
>>67689077
the webm takes place at the 40 sec mark of round 3. But my explanation is going to go back to the 1:35 mark of the match
you can see it here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbuYtY_hjmU
After Weidman botches the wheel kick, Rockhold is able to angle off and attack the back, he does a mat return to put Weidman on the floor, from the 1:19 mark Rockhand gets a hook in and this is probably the most crucial part that prevents Weidman from escaping, his left leg instead of hooking directly onto Weidman's left, Rockhold instead weaves into the oppsite (right side)this lets him generate more leverage so he can pivot into mount this also puts a lot of weight onto one side of weidman's hips.
To follow hip escape from a mount you need to have both sides freed up, you'll then notice that after the pivot is done the same left leg is now pinning weidman on one side, Rockhold is driving his knee down onto the ground making him more heavy on weidman's hips and preventing him from really escaping, adding punches and its a bad mix, it also explains why the only thing weidman could do was shell up and protect himself from punches, he was immobilized from Rockholds mount/ride
>>67688985
APAGA ESTO
>>67689337
Nah it was called off last I read
Here's to another easy win for Rockhold
>>67689371
What a handsome motherfucker Rockhold is.
Pretty boy ass nigga.
>>67689402
And a spicy heem and easy money for us.
>>67689204
Ah that might explain it. For some reaosn i though that had been cancelled. Of course that begs the question of how TUF is supposed to help since it's probably the only thing people care about as little as MM
>>67689287
>There is literally no one else at this point.
I know, I don't get why they don't just shitcan the division tbqfh. Bonus points for doing it when MM is one defence away from Silvas record for extra fuckery
Bisping....
You don't have to act tough all the time bro.
Wait it out.
>>67689402
>>67689389
No it's not. All participants will be champions in their own promotions.
Unless it has changed since yesterday, in what case, my bad
>>67689389
It's back on, but now they're handpicking Flyweights from across the world, winner gets a title shot
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/05/tuf-24-gets-other-flyweight-champs-with-coaches-benavidez-cejudo-winner-fights-champ-johnson
>>67689402
>>67689467
DELETE THESE
>>67689452
Dana will always bank on TUF pulling something out of its ass
>>67689506
FUCK YOU
Bisping needs to be taken down a peg after three judges told him he beat Anderson Silva, he's gotten a big head.
>>67689487
>>67689501
Oh right, I must have missed this then. Interesting that they'd go through with this.
I suppose in a sense if they're picking legit guys we could sort of treat it as a Flyweight tournament, which is decent enough I guess. Maybe I'm too optimistic
>Cyborg v Randamie at UFC 201
spice
>>67689541
I really fucking hate Henderson so much.
Him, BJ Penn, Benson Henderson, JBJ and Khabib are forever my anti-boys.
But there's something special about Dan.
Any webum of him getting KTFO?
>>67689589
It's literally going to be a season of a lamb being led to the slaughter.
>>67689646
Why?
In order for Bisping to be my boy he would have to man up and ask for Henderson rematch and win, only then would i call him my boy.
>>67689689
I don't like his jerk-off face. I don't like his jerk-off behavior. I don't like his jerk-off style. I don't like that fucking jerk-off.
>>67689668
The worst thing is that there's no chance of another GSP/Serra type dealio since flyweights can't heem each other.
Why doesn't UFC just end the farce that is FLW? It's the worst division by far. People meme about heavyweight but at least those big motherfuckers can get a finish.
>>67689506
remember when he parried that wheel kick though
>>67689374
could someone make a webm of the sequence, its from
18:26 to 18:37
>>67689008
Dont you mean while the division is short
>>67689721
Fucking Fascist
luke's face after round 3 is just full engaged psycho autopilot
>>67689374
Weidman didn't even fucking try to hold onto Rockhold's his
turning and giving up your back is better than getting your skull fucked up
sup
I heard u bitches wanna talk some shit
start some shit bitch
say something nigga ill fuck you up
>>67689913
get a dog bro
>>67688985
It's a count the 12-6 elbows episode.
>>67689721
That's just your opinion, man
>>67689913
something nigga ill fuck you up
Ayo here's a blast from the past, Jorge Rivera's heartfelt apology to Michael Beespin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNUJTFjT4iY
So is WOO HOO babababababBA BA WOO HOO badabadababa WOO HOO all jubba jing wabba ding say oh, WOO HOO our thread theme song now in honour of the Natty Goat and his excellent taste in walkout choons?
>>67689865
>>67689963
Stop goofing around, guys
>>67690045
Yeh? You wanna go at it motherfucker?
>>67689955
bitch you are my dog sit ur little ass down
>>67689985
eat shit ugly ass motherfucker
>>67689897
I meant to say wrists here
>>67689913
I will heem you and everyone ITT.
predict the champions of each division by the end of the 2016 calendar year
Strawweight: Joanna Jedrzejczyk
Flyweight: Demetrious Johnson
Bantamweight : Demetrious Johnson
Featherweight. Jose Aldo
Lightweight. Khabib Nurmagomedov
Welterweight. Steven Thompson
Middleweight. Luke Rockhold
Light heavyweight. Jon Jones
Heavyweight: Alistair Overeem
>>67690073
U keep talking shit like that son, ain't nobody round here to save ur ass, step up n fight real men or sit the fuck down
i don't give a fuck, u'know
how many bings till TUF and who's fighting on it?
You lads have been talking about all this bullshit drama on it and shit, I haven't watched the past few and I'm thinking I should just skip it and go to sleep
>>67690225
Unfortunately you can't talk like that on /heem/
>>67689897
are you talking about a about the min mark?holding onto Rockhold could be an option, but there's some problems with the viability of doing that, and him choosing the boxer's shell for his defense instead, Look at where Rockhold is sitting, not high on Weidman's chest, but he's sitting on the hips and core, Weidman couldn't sit up and reach for double unders to hug Rockhold, its like doing a sit up with over 185lbs on your stomach, you'll also see at various moments of the few seconds Rockhold controlling the wrist of Weidman, so even if he extends himself his arms aren't going to get near Rockhold's armpits
>>67689374
Watching this again, I realize just how badly gassed Luke was.
>>67690207
>Bantamweight : Demetrious Johnson
He's already got his next two fights or so locked in, don't think that's likely. Besides, Cruz has a big advantage over him, MM has looked really sharp but Cruz is no pushover
>>67690265
The two brit girls. One got a crazy thai clinch KO in the qualifiers but also exposed her horrible ground game, and the other I can't actually remember anything about except that she's a drama queen who wants to get blacked by Khalil.
>>67690162
>>67689913
I'd fight both of you, slip your first haymaker with ease because you're overzealous and looking for the KO, which was clearly evident based on your body language and mewvement, then I immediately counter with a left uppercut right elbow hook to the nose combo, step in for a hard judo toss but instead of tossing, I do a quick capoeira handstand and donkey kick you square in the nuts, now you're reeling in pain and I turn to face the other guy, but he's not even ready to go because he's worried about what I'm capable of doing because he just saw me kick you in the nuts, he goes to square up but I throw a lightning fast straight fingered jab to the eyes, causing him to immediately recoil and cover his face with both hands, which, you guessed it, leaves his groin unprotected, and of course I capitalize, quickly sliding to my knees like I just scored a goal in soccer, and ripping a Mendes-esque right uppercut square to the bottom of the scrotum, crushing both testes between my hard uppercut and the pelvic bone, at which point I turn around and quickly crack you with an oblique kick but it lands directly on the front of your throat and now you can't breathe, so I ensure that my rear foot is placed directly on top of your testicles, but the second guy is beginning to get up, covering his balls and his eyes, so I wind up and put all of my full body torque into a tornado kick, but just as the kick is about to land on the side of his temple and likely kill him, I land gently on my feet, tip m'fedora and walk out of the bar, everyone staring silently with their mouths wide, and just before I walk out into the street I turn and stare directly into your eyes and say fuck u goof, I whip out my phone and I've already got fight pass loaded up, I click on recent additions to fight pass and quickly locate a spicy banger, and it buffers as I step out into the street, everyone knowing that I am, by far, the truest of all fight fans
>>67690338
oh damn, I didn't know that. Welp forget about that, I still hope he becomes the next two weight champion.
Johnson vs Cruz would be so good
>>67690343
Should I bother staying up Australia?
Don't know if I'll even find a stream desu
>>67690407
It's starting, and it's on taima
>>67690407
Nah nigger just go to sleep and watch it tomorrow. What's the worst that can happen? It's a reality show.
>>67690428
Is it on BT Sport too?
>>67690385
It already happened, Cruz won
>>67690447
BT Sport 2 yeah
OH RIGHT IT'S A LANCHANA EPISODE
Not so bad then
>>67690461
MM wasn't as good then, that was in 2011
he is much more well rounded now
>>67690336
yeah same here, and really Weidman fucking up with the wheel kick, but have to give Rockhold props for seizing that oppurnitiy, I mean if he didn't clutch and get the mat return >back > mount >ground and pound it would have been a very different fight for rd 4 and rd 5, with him gassing
>Lanchana and Claudia grappling
hnnnnnnnnnng
>>67690518
Cruz still wins though. What's Mighty Mouse gonna do?
Must be awkward for Esparza to be there when JJ lit her up
>>67690225
Let's settle this shit at HEEM FC then, punk.
How long till we actually see a fight?
>>67690300
lemme just
one more thing
>>67690653
psh right i've been fighting bums all my life for no pay
only do big fights now motherfucker
>>67690680
30 bings or so
>>67690680
about thirty bings
>>67690559
The same thing he did last fight, but just with more variety and better execution
Dom sure isn't going to do anything different
>yfw Bisping heems Rockhold
>>67690207
WSW: Joanna
WBW: Tate, Holm will reclaim title early 2017
Flyweight: DJ
Bantamweight: Cruz
Featherweight: Conor
Lightweight: RDA, Khabib takes title early-mid 2017 (Ramadan, warmup fight/fights, other people get shots in meantime)
Welterweight: Lawler (Rory wrestlefucks Thompson)
Middleweight: Chris Weidman, assuming he recovers from his spine injury in good condition
LHW: Jones
HW: Stipe
>>67690693
>>67690702
Shit man I should just take Australia's advice but I can't be arsed getting up to go to bed
These Paddy Power adverts literally piss me off. They're so bad.
>>67689913
we got jewish niggas
>>67690746
>Tate, Holm will reclaim title early 2017
What if Tate lose it to, say Zingano
Does Holm beat Zingano ?
>>67690743
Bisping couldn't even heem Anderson Silva
>>67690715
>duhhh idunno
lol rekt
>>67690784
Between those and the Coral ones with the blonde girl obsessing me, I don't know which is worse
>>67688985
beautiful
>>67690207
Strawweight: Thug Rose
Flyweight: Demetrious Johnson
Bantamweight : Dillashaw
Featherweight. Conor via 0 defenses
Lightweight. Khabib Nurmagomedov
Welterweight. Stephen Thompson
Middleweight. Luke Rockhold
Light heavyweight. DC
Heavyweight: Cain
Does TUF always have this forced in drama now?
>>67690687
You know what the real money fight is. Not those smelly bums in them dingy ass gyms. Step the fuck up and lets make this shit happen for the fans my niggah
>>67690831
I think so desu
Holm has better striking technique, and wrestlefucking won't be as much of an issue as it was against Tate
UD win for Holm
>>67690887
Especially with girls I guess
TUF20 was full of that
>>67690880
Forgot Women's Bantamweight: Ronda
>Abdel's wife is named Caroline
Oh kek
>>67690924
Ronda's retiring
>>67690880
>Bantamweight : Dillashaw
laughingcruz.jpg
>>67690960
Yeah right after taking Miesha's arm home with her. I think she only has 1 fight left in her, win or lose.
>>67690880
>Strawweight: Thug Rose
Barely beat Tecia Torres in her last fight
>Flyweight: Demetrious Johnson
No Argument there. Nothing but tomato cans left.
>Bantamweight : Dillashaw
Cruz will dominate him in a rematch
>Featherweight. Conor via 0 defenses
Kek
>Lightweight. Khabib Nurmagomedov
>Muh Ramendan
>Welterweight. Stephen Thompson
I'm okay with this
>Middleweight. Luke Rockhold
I'm okay with this
>Light heavyweight. DC
Bruh...
>Heavyweight: Cain
>le injury man
>>67690924
She's doing lifetime channel movies now.
>>67691000
I think you'd be surprised
>What happened here
>Who died?
Jej Claudia
Who has the best natty physique in the UFC and why is it Rockhold?
>>67690987
That fight could literally have gone the other way with different judges. Same with Condit/Lawler.
>>67691008
>Barely beat Tecia Torres in her last fight
Tecia isn't a push-over.
>Cruz will dominate
If winning 3 rounds to 2 is dominating then sure
>Muh Ramendan
Probably around November when it's over
>LHW: DC
After seeing how garbage Jones looked against Ovince, I believe it could happen.
>Le injury man
Cain beats Stipe/Overeem any day of the week then he can get injured.
>>67691089
>natty
>UFC
>Rockhold
>>67691089
faber being the based wingbro
if I ever have a manlet kid I hope he turns out like him
>>67690987
TJ is literally far too emotional to fight Cruz again, that nigga lost his mind after the fight and was literally instantly making excuses.
I like how he even blamed Rogan for being biased during the fight, he's a madman
>>67691089
She loves it. Rockhold the alpha.
>>67691089
If Luke wasn't gay he would have gotten a half chub
>BT literally have to give the CL final for free because viewership numbers are so low for it
Nice job giving them the broadcasting license you cunts
>>67691251
You wish he was gay eh you tosser?
>>67690831
The following are my opinions as a lifelong MMA fan since Fight Night Teixeira vs Evans.
Holm's got good counters when her opponents enter range in a straight line, as we saw against Ronda Rousey. However, when she has to lead and initiate exchanges, she looks somewhat lackadaisical, as we've seen in... almost every other fight she's ever had in the cage. I think a large part of this is her fear of the ground; we saw against Tate that once you get past her sprawl, her ground game is very limited. If Zingano can keep those level changes going she can use that mixed offense to freeze up Holly and impose her will. Zingano's a bit too much of a brawler for her own good though, she tends to get into trouble early and then work back for a big win. So that's a double edged blade against someone like Holm; on one hand if she can't force the brawl then it'll end up like Holm/Rousey, on the other if she drags Holly into the dogfight then it's Zingano's world.
TJ lost.
Cruz scored takedowns, inflicted more damage and literally schooled TJ by making him pillowfist more than half of the fight.
Cruz should move up to featherweight after Faber succesfully guillotines him.
>>67691293
>tfw no tv
>tfw I can watch EL and CL finals without having to find a shitty stream that will lag eventually
Pretty happy about this desu
>>67691089
Rare footage of Urijah Faber holding a UFC belt
>>67691318
>after Faber succesfully guillotines him.
>>67691318
>Cruz should move up to featherweight after Faber succesfully guillotines him.
That's the silliest thing I've read on this forum all week
>>67689233
the idea is that they're trying to work a deal to let conor fight mayweather.
>>67691311
You wish he was straight so you could have seen his half chub through his tight pants?
>a literal Bank has taken Top Cat and use him for marketing
What a crying shame
>>67691332
Yeah it's got it's benefits, but it's literally just the final. Had to suffer for the previous games and desu the final isn't all too interesting when you look at the teams
>>67691318
>Cruz should move up to featherweight
What a dumb thing to say
>>67691379
>Thinking about other men's penises
You alright there?
>>67690543
>>67690336
Luke's gastank is his biggest weakness but it's hard to say whether or not his antiobiotic story is true
>>67691332
Physics exams 5/27
CL 5/28
FEELS
GREAT
>>67691341
>>67691353
>>67691407
I just did it for the webm.
>Fight starts at :28
>It's a 3-round borefest
Sweet
>>67691382
>desu the final isn't all too interesting when you look at the teams
Yeah I'll give you that
Who do you support m8 ?
>>67691453
You from Madrid lad ?
>>67690871
Never noticed him tap the mat at the end before
>Cruz should move up to featherweight after Faber succesfully guillotines him.
>>67691486
Liecester of course.
I'm mostly neutral, but I generally watch Barca games. I guess you could say I support them
>>67691453
>CL 5/28
Can't find myself being excited for this match given how boring both teams are. For some reason I thought it was this week.
This isn't even a good fight ffs
>>67691382
>the final isn't all too interesting when you look at the teams
Now this is actually the dumbest think I've read on this forum all week.
It's literally the most anticipated rematch in the history of grassfield sports.
>>67691486
Nope. Capital city gonna be a fucking heater this saturday (again).
>>67691628
It's literally an autobus against a burnt wizard.
Either 4-3 before the break or 0-0 for 120 minutes.
this british chick has got some nice genetics, she's a beast
aussie chick getting rocked
If Joe Rogan was an ad man he'd be Joe Slogan
>>67691628
I just hoped Simeone and his fucking team get embarassed desu senpai
>>67691724
They're both english tho
It's going to be fun watching Bisping getting KO'd 2bh
>>67691742
oh my b
>>67691742
Rooting for Athletico myself desu, they've had a much tougher route to the final. Deserve some glory
>>67691732
if Jon Jones was a pawn broker he'd be Jon Loans
>>67691797
Oh, and I want to >Torres and have him score the winner in the final so we can meme it up
>This prostate cancer advert.
Worst shit. Don't know who approves it. There's no way you make an advert that shit without knowing it's shit.
>>67691797
>they've had a much tougher route to the final
They certainly have but I can't stand him or the way his team play
Plus will Benzema be back ? I hope he will and he has a great game, so Deschamps can go fuck himself a little bit more, after Gameiro's game tonight
>Giroud
ffs. It's been a week and I'm still mad as hell
>reds non-existent bunda
kek meisha laughs at these womanlets
>>67691912
>>67691742
I see it going two ways, either Madrid absolutely steam roll them 4-0, or it goes to penalties, and Madrid wins. I hope I'm wrong though.
>>67691959
She look better with out the implants
>>67691732
if Michael Bisping has a speech impediment he'd be Micheal Lisping
Would be more hyped for Vitor vs. Rockhold 2 2bh
Green takes that
>>67692109
It would be an even worse beatdown than Jacare gave him
>powerlifting MM is going to murder another man inside a cage
Why do flyweights keep accepting? It's like they've promised them DJ is moving on after he gets the record or something
Horiguchi and Scoggins can't develop fast enough.
>>67692155
True, but it would have made more sense.
>>67692144
Don't think so but hey ...
That was shit either way
HEHEHEHEEEEEEEE
lmao team Johanna is great
>>67692247
The red chick just went for wrestlefuckery but I feel she did literally nothing with it. She got tagged throughout the third and I thought Green had better strikes.
But yeah, this has been shit. I don't need to see this pointless drama either. Shit episode, waste of my time but I literally still can't be arsed moving and for some reason I'm not even tired
>JJ and Claudia arguing again
It's "hespect" in Brazil Joanna
>>67692331
>now you have to learn how to be a good person
sending Joanna to the burn ward
>>67692351
>JJ and Claudia arguing again
Weird to see them argue in what is a second language to both of them
I want to see Joanna insult mothers in polish ffs
BibleThump
>>67692179
It's a title shot, why wouldn't you desu
Plus, Dana's probably on your case telling you you need to take this fight
>>67692351
>>67692409
>You are such a fucking great fighter
I don't think that came out how Claudia wanted it to desu, Joanna's more comfortable with her English so it just feels a bit off.
>>67692351
>>67692534
the wresstling exchanges in TJ vs Cruz were short but great on both ends in terms of offensive chaining and defensive get ups
>>67692595
is there no one else?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVY21BPyL_I
wew
Holy fuck, Meme Manlet is getting fed another no-name cuck.
Nice.
>>67692641
>>67692595
It was a good fight all round, but watching these there were far more TD/TD attempts than I remember. Nice scrambles too. Good WebM's lad
>>67692666
nice trips satan
luke is fucking dumb, no joke.
>>67692666
based bong
rockhold looks stoned
>>67692660
What do you reckon will be Bisping's focal banter point against Rockhold? With Silva he had the limp dick and PED jokes, he's got to have something for Rockhold.
>>67692487
I guess if you want to see the top of the mountain for yourself. Everyone is at least 2 years removed from being ready to challenge.
>>67692685
Hume must be having fun trying to come up with new ways to finish fights. I want to see MM ground and pound someone.
>>67692719
not only takedowns, but actual attempts to punch, sub or get up, so it made them fast pace and exciting instead of just taking down and staying in position
>Bisping literally tells Rockhold to be careful
>>67692774
looks like he's going with "the past is in the past, and this time it'll be different"
>it won't
>>67692666
I admire Bisping's courage, it's good to see but damn I just don't want him to take a title fight on short notice.
You can say your prepared and all that, but a 2 week camp just isn't good enough, especially for a fight this big. Doubly so when you lost last time against this opponent.
>>67692770
He legit does look out of it or like he's been crying before they went on air
>>67692660
>Vitor still #3
>Lyoto even ranked
Middleweight is disgusting
>>67692
>666
>666
>666
SATAN CONFIRMS SPICY MEDIA APPROACH
WHO /BISPEENG/ TONIGHT
I TOLD YOU GUISE IT'D BE SPICY
(mike swick @ 0:59)
>>67692666
>Luke scared of saying bitch on TV
>instead just mouths some shit and Bisping has no clue what he's even doing so continues on
Madman Count
>>67692862
you're*
Sorry about that lads it's late
>>67692995
yeah he kinda bailed luke out
>believe you me
what did bisping mean by this?
>>67693051
to be fair luke was on delay and that really sucks for talking shit because no matter what you say its gonna look like you took a second or two longer to say it
rockhold is way better in person because he just excudes cockiness and confidence and it gets under the skin of whoever is fighting him
>>67692666
Is Rockhold high literally everywhere he goes?
>>67693073
I don't khabib this.
I feel kinda bad for Bisping. Years of getting meme'd on by roided up 'zilian monkey things, and he's still hated by some MMA """""""""""""""fans"""""""""""""""
>>67693114
Based Denmark knows what's up
>>67693100
he's just californian
>>67693114
>>67693129
Wow a bunch of yuropoors are the only ones who like Bisping
What a MAGICAL EPIC COINCIDENCE!!!!!
>>67693140
exactly. hes high
>>67693178
kek
>>67693114
Bisping talks a lot but there's no substance behind what he says
He knows well as anyone that he's talking out of his ass
Wouldn't be unhappy to see him beat Rockhold though, they're both cock guys
Moose is top MW boy
>>67692995
like a previous poster said, Rockhold seems like a prototypical gym dummy
bisping 4 middleweight 2016
>>67693242
>He knows well as anyone that he's talking out of his ass
it's just banter
>>67692666
Michael "The Chihuahua" Bisping
how much hacky sack did rockhold play in high school?
Goodnight /heem/
>>67693314
all of it
>>67693323
nighty night
>>67693256
dude looks like he eats through a couple herds of cattle per week
>>67693323
goodnight
>reminder that bisping is unironically slavic
>>67693323
Only because of that picture will I wish you a goodnight. Night night.
>>67693323
good night goof
>mfw I collect free (You)'s when I say Rory quit in the second Robbie fight
>>67693420
his nose shattered after 20+ mins of fighting, (You)'d quit too
>>67692641
>>67692595
>>67692702
TJ couldn't jack shit to Cruz even in the last round when Cruz was on one leg.
That's what happens when you're a copycat. The original will always be better.
>>67693452
You don't know me. And if you did you would learn real quick I wouldn't quit. He'd have to put my ass to sleep. I would have never taken a dive and straight up quit like Rory did. He went into the fetal position like a little baby. I ain't no baby mofo. I'm a grown ass man. And if you want to fight out like Rory did you hit me up on Google+ and find out what happens.
>>67693518
Oh yeah, tuff guy, what's your email? I'll add you and we'll fight and shit.
>>67693518
>>67693548
I'd fight both of you, slip your first haymaker with ease because you're overzealous and looking for the KO, which was clearly evident based on your body language and mewvement, then I immediately counter with a left uppercut right elbow hook to the nose combo, step in for a hard judo toss but instead of tossing, I do a quick capoeira handstand and donkey kick you square in the nuts, now you're reeling in pain and I turn to face the other guy, but he's not even ready to go because he's worried about what I'm capable of doing because he just saw me kick you in the nuts, he goes to square up but I throw a lightning fast straight fingered jab to the eyes, causing him to immediately recoil and cover his face with both hands, which, you guessed it, leaves his groin unprotected, and of course I capitalize, quickly sliding to my knees like I just scored a goal in soccer, and ripping a Mendes-esque right uppercut square to the bottom of the scrotum, crushing both testes between my hard uppercut and the pelvic bone, at which point I turn around and quickly crack you with an oblique kick but it lands directly on the front of your throat and now you can't breathe, so I ensure that my rear foot is placed directly on top of your testicles, but the second guy is beginning to get up, covering his balls and his eyes, so I wind up and put all of my full body torque into a tornado kick, but just as the kick is about to land on the side of his temple and likely kill him, I land gently on my feet, tip m'fedora and walk out of the bar, everyone staring silently with their mouths wide, and just before I walk out into the street I turn and stare directly into your eyes and say fuck u goof, I whip out my phone and I've already got fight pass loaded up, I click on recent additions to fight pass and quickly locate a spicy banger, and it buffers as I step out into the street, everyone knowing that I am, by far, the truest of all fight fans
I just saw that MY BOY! Bisping is finally getting a title shot. Even if he doesn't win I am so happy he fulfilled 2 things on his bucket list.
Defeat Anderson Silva and Get a Title Shot.
>>67693567
who needs hand to hand combat when you have a gun?
>>67693585
who needs a gun when you can make a pipebomb?
>>67693624
you're on the list
>>67693420
i started that you fuck
>>67693323
gnite love
did sage teached her this?
>>67693567
>and of course I capitalize, quickly sliding to my knees like I just scored a goal in soccer, and ripping a Mendes-esque right uppercut square to the bottom of the scrotum
>>67693567
>capoeira
Man I don't even know what the fuck that is. Is that some kind of fruit or some shit? I'm talking about fighting and you're talking about making salads and shit. I'm gonna be 100 with you. I'd beat your mothercanucker ass all over Toronto or wherever the hell you're from. I remember the UFC had an anti bullying program up in Canada. It was to keep guys like me away from me. It's easy writing trash like this when you're behind a computer and IN ANOTHER COUNTRY! People describe me ass a mix of Chuck Liddell and GSP. And you'll find out if I ever meet you.
>>67693585
You pull a gun on me and see what happens. I'll make sure it's the last gun you ever pull.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrIR0Au0HSw
>>67693715
you pull a gun out then you wake up after a blast sheers off your left cafe and arm.
nothing beats a well placed pipebomb
>>67693715
It'll definitely be the last gun you ever see. I'm deadly bro.
Pipebombs? Guns? Never knew ISIS and school shooters posted on /heem/. The fact that you need those things shows you're afraid of getting hit. Be a man,stand and bang and prove yourself.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttjHoQihv_0
It seems like Dillashaw is finally embracing his role as heel.
>thinking he can freely assault me without getting shot
top kek, this is murica bitch
Good morning, heembros. What's new? does Wilson reis have a chance against MM?
>>67693809
not much of a man when you have no arm or leg
nothing beats a well placed pipebomb
way waste time and effort on martial art moves that may or may not work, when with less time and effort you can create a weapon that instills more fear and harms more people then any silly gun or knife.
Doesn't matter how many people you go against, doesn't matter matter if you train for the streets or train for sport. nothing beats a well placed pipebomb.
>>67693856
> does Wilson reis have a chance against MM?
nope
>>67693856
no one has a chance against MM @ 125
>>67693856
He's probably one of the bigger guys MM has faced in Flyweight and has top jitz
But overall it's still quite unlikely he wins
>That split second in which I thought Cejudo was finally going to end the mighty mouse meme when he landed the takedown then seconds later his glass body crumbles to knees
>>67693868
that sounds reasonable but why not have a pipebomb launcher or a drone that drops pipe bombs on your enemies and plays an mp3 calling them faggots before it explodes
>>67692666
Kek I see this going how Stipe vs. Hunto went. RIP Britain.
>>67693890
>>67693917
>>67693922
I didn't think so either. Anderson Silva's record broken like his legs when.
good night, /heem/
stay safe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNUHTQcToYo
I dont know about you lads, but i want the mighty mouse and jones meme to end. I dislike both guys.
MM acts like a know it all and tries so hard to be funny. Jones is a fucking sociopathic druggie. Enough said. Let the memes die in 2016. Unce Dana will make sure of it.
>>67694041
I like MM, yeah he's smug but not overly so imo.
>>67692666
>Costa filawho
>State of British banter
>Ragging down Luke's opponents when he went to decision in his last 3 fights against Dollaway, Leites and Silva, all which were close split decisions.
>>67694041
>disliking the manlet king.
jones is a psycho so okay.
>>67694041
>imagine if clawja had tits like that
GOATEST OF ALL TIME
will phil brooks ever fight heem?
>>67694089
Probably not
I think Mickey Gall should just move on and look for legit competition
>>67694041
>This mad that the no.1 and no.2 P4P fighters are black
You sound like a flustered white boy imo
>>67694089
>muh back
its all a publicity stunt
will bisbong ever get KOd like he did against hendo again
Has he lost his smile?
>>67694172
we can only hope
>>67689356
Probs. Even if jbj had potential at HW, the game changes. It takes a few fights to truly understand a new division
>>67694114
he looked unironically impressive against living mike jackson
>>67694188
yes fuck him
>>67694448
>Getting TKO'd by a twitch streamer
>>67692878
Yoel was pulled from ranking but not lyoto
is Bisping all natty or is he on the petrol? Either way I'm cheering for him.
>>67692878
UFC rankings as a whole are disgusting
>>67692702
Wow I never noticed before but it looked like Cruz tried to roll out at like :02 and spiked his own head on the ground.
>>67694172
Why does nobody post chimp dancing webms
>>67688403
With precision striking like that I'm surprised he had to resort to a kick.
>>67692774
Bisping's banter will likely revolve around AKA's ridiculous injury rate and Luke's rapidly receding hairline.
Mike might throw in some steroid allegations as well since Luke trains with Cung Le.
>>67694477
>I'm an Olympic Gold Medalist™
>>67695182
>putting hot peppers in your bong water
why didnt I think of that??
>it's a natty GOAT meme episode XDDDDDDDDDDD
Rampage already stated that Bisping was on roids.
https://youtu.be/pp3DrT4nmz8?t=27m40s
Couldn't sleep so I'm enjoying sunrise while studying.
>>67695184
How great could his MMA career been if he went full UFC right after his wrestling medal? Is Kurt Angle the wrestlegrinder we've always deserved? Pic related.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-rybe5jryM
>>67695182
What a handsome fellas.
>>67691318
>That flag
>This topic
How many Olympic wrestlers have competed in MMA? Who was the first?
>>67695271
>“Before I started doing testosterone, I was thinking about retiring,” Jackson said. “Not because I was upset with the UFC as much as because my body’s all beat up. I wasn’t as motivated to train. That’s why, because my testosterone levels were really low. I think the doctor said I probably depleted them training really hard and fighting.”
>Rampage mad Bisping talking shit about roiders while he was roiding
>>67695355
chael sonnen
How do you even beat Mighty Mouse at this point
>try to wrestle him
Nope, one of the best MMA wrestlers in the game today
>try to sub him
Nope, excellent jiu jitsu, super active on the mat and very hard to hold down
>try to stand and bang with him
Either takes you down or runs circles around you
>try to outfight with him
Clinch and knees from insane angles
>try to outwork him
Good luck motherfucker, his conditioning is some of the best in the UFC, plus he's only 125 Pounds, Bagautinov was on EPO and couldn't do it
In his current incarnation, he is legit unbeatable
>>67695355
Ben Askren competed (7th place) in 2008 Olympics
Henry Cejudo Gold medal 2008 Olympics
Daniel Cormier 4th place 2008 Olympics
Rulon Gardner 2000 (gold) 2004 (Bronze)
Dan Henderson 1992(10th place) 1996(12th place)
Mark Coleman 1992 (7th place)
Matt Lindland, 2000 Silver medal
Sarah Mcmann 2004
Yoel Romero 2004 4th place
Mark Schultz 1984 Gold medal and first Olympian in UFC 1
>>67695522
1. Run circles around him, get takedowns sometimes to get points
REQUIREMENTS:
>Be Dominick Cruz
2. Use your massive size advantage to heem him
REQUIREMENTS:
>Don't be a manlet
3. Sit on him and force a submission
REQUIREMENTS:
>Be a heavyweight
>>67695531
Kevin Jackson too! I think I remember reading that he was given a choice between continuing his MMA career, or coaching at the Olympic centre - so he set aside MMA
>>67695531
Mark Schultz was in UFC 9 not 1, my mistake
Randy Couture Olympic alternate 1988, 1992, 1996, but never competed
Judo;
Hector Lombard didnt medal no record of his place 2000
Ronda Rousey Bronze 2008
Rick Hawn 9th place 2009
>>67695564
We really need Ben Rothwell to make the weight cut down to 125 so we can get some fresh blood in the division
It's doable, right?
>>67695568
oh yeah
Kevin Jackson Gold 1992
>>67695522
Do what Ian McCall did in their first fight, but better... maybe? First priority: nullify his speed, control the pace...
>>67695576
If he does a quad amputation, maybe; Ben Rothwell's torso vs Mighty Mouse UFC 225
would MMA ever be an Olympic sport and how would that work?
>>67695611
Every fight to the death
No rounds
No gloves
>>67695611
closest thing is if Russia pushes combat sambo into the olympics since its MMA with no chokes ,
so pretty much we would see one 5 min round wins by either tap out from armbar/legbar, KO from strikes, technical point wins, pinfall.
We wouldn't see chokes, or ground and pound stoppage but it be the closest to MMA
>>67695611
Amateur rules probably, I'd imagine it'd be 2-3 rounds for every fight except for medal matches which would be 5
I know some amateur rules include no elbows, no neck cranks, no heel hooks or toe holds, no head strikes on the ground
Probably much more likely to deduct points on fouls, earlier stoppages from doctors and refs
Much more strict in general
I know some amateur fights even ban knees to the head in any way
>>67695611
Shooto rules probably
No leglocks, no ground and pound, no knees to the face or elbows, 2x3min rounds, and no cage, just mats
>>67695653
>>67695677
>>67695692
Olympic combat sports usually try hard to make it "objective" by assigning points to every little thing. How would we point-allocate MMA?
1 point for a punch, 2 for a kick, 3 for a slam and jam. 5 points for a strong eyepoke?
>Leave Garbrandt to me.
>>67695738
in combat sambo if a fighter gets 15 total points its a technical win.
points are broken down as the following;
3 pts for takedown where thrower's feet are planted and opponent is on back
2 pts for takedown where thrower falls onto knees
1 pt for thrower falling to their back (judo sutemi waza/sweeps from BJJ, guard pulling is penalized as stalling in sambo, and the guard is soft ban/consider a stall position)
Strikes scoring;
1 pt for strikes landing cleanly to head
2 pt for strikes landing and result in physical discomfort or damage to opponent ie grimacing, bleeding, cut, limp leg,
2 pts for causing opponent to be knock down
>>67695824
wins are absolute victory from tapout from submission lock, injury from submission lock, knockout from strike or corner throwing in the towel.
also winner is determined after 5 min with most points
>>67695522
Horiguchi with more counters and feints. He got some good shots in just by being explosive and MM moving on a line.
I find it funny how beating DJ has changed in time. First you had to blanket him, later you had to fence him still, then you had to counter him hard, and now you better be flw Wonderboy and keep him guessing.
>>67695836
not bad for an amateur mma type rules, kinda similar to shooto
LEL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osP_kXPXQp4
>>67688474
you mispelled Michel Bispijn wrong
>>67695856
I guess Scoggins is the closest thing then
His grappling looked really good against Borg too
>>67695910
Surely you mean Mikael Bispingsson
>>67695738
One 5 minute round.
1. Near KO or submission
2. Damage
3. Take-downs
4. Take-down defense
5. Aggression
Competent judges would be enough, or you could get an expert to quantify each subset of these aspects.
>>67695939
>Competent judges
This is the Olympics we're talking about here.
Ayaka and brown. What a spicy roller
>>67695889
stuck in the mud
I'm totally flabbergasted about how Miočić KOd Werdum. Yo guys?
>tfw get hurt before title shots.
UFC 201 will be shitty :(((
>>67696081
>tfw hardest difficulty in career mode isn't challenging anymore and multiplayer is too broken to enjoy
it would be perfect if lawler dies for a year or so and rory vs wonderboy is for the title, and lawler then goes for the title against the winner
>>67696126
Lawler goes nowhere.
>>67696081
>this man is a meme-jitsu fighter
>holding a perfect record of 0-10-10
>this man has never been given a split decision win
>this man's fights have all ended with early stoppages
>fighting out of emotional depression
>by way of suicidal contemplations
>FEEEEEELLSS
>HEEEEEEEEM
>MAAAAAAAAN
>>67696126
how about rory wins, has to fight again for the shot , lawler fights maia after woodley and someone else, idk magny and then has 5 title defenses, putting him in with hughes as the legit top 3 WW of all time(lawler passing sherk). gets beat by rory in the triology, then rory/wonderboy 2 for the first title defense?
>he rates garbandt
>>67696174
Very hyped for this fight. Almeida always brings it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUC6RQb4hMk
>>67696171
i don't know for whom i will root in that fight, both rory and wonderboy are kind of my boys. i suppose i will pull jackson and be in rorys corner cause i watch him longer. and rory will win that fight i'm pretty sure. funny thing is that i don't want to watch lawler vs rory 2 even tho their first fight was fucking brutal. i want him against hendricks. WW is just fucked up right now
>>67696174
straight brazilian gopnik, he somehow managed to look even more trash than ferguson. they have a slavic soul
>>67691758
Thought that was Koskal for a sec
>>67696265
bet you did
>>67696174
>>67696208
Almeida and cody both are good fighter, just that they have a very unlikable appearances.
>>67696265
common misconception. that's actually the UFC middleweight champion, Luke Rockhold
>>67696059
yo!
>>67696283
Almeida is pretty likeable, hes a hue who heems people, garbrandt is an edgy faggot with a neck tat and a gun on his lower back
>>67696284
What if Bisping dies inside the octogon, would UFC get banned in USA? Can't wait Europe to conquer MMA.
>>67689188
explain this pic pls m8 who is she m8
>>67696314
T H I C C
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C
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>>67696274
Mighty Mouse vs. Koksal when?
There were greater forces at work
Meme Magic grows more powerful every day
Can he do it lads?
Can Michael "Based" Bisboy, First of his Name, Natty Goat and Bringer of Bants, follow through with what is likely to be his one and only title shot?
I want to believe
Fugg I meant to post this >>67696326 in reply to this >>67696059 sorry sorry sorry
Werdum should fight JDS or Ben Rothwell next
>>67696335
JDS is ready for the winner of Steepay/Overeem.
JDS would literally send Werdoom into comma status.
Rothwell is already broken and actually an interesting matchup for Fabio.
Rothwell next, sir.
>>67696283
>just that they have unlikable appearances
lol why do you say that
>>67696329
He holds the same flag as this flag that appears above your post lol, is that why you root for this literal who?
>>67696347
Cody's tattoos and almeida just has a punchable face.
>>67690743
Bisping is diaz-esque in that he is not a heemer. He lands a lot of pitter patter until faces are mush.
see: Cung Le and Mayhem
>>67696349
what?
>>67696335
Ben all day.
>>67696358
except bisbong is more like an olympic boxer and diaz is more like a god tier street fighter
>>67696335
>>67696345
d-don't forget about me
>>67696358
what what?
>>67696356
Say that to my face and see what happens, faggot.
>>67696368
it's alright man, you're still cool
>it's a bangladesh being salty about ugly huezilians and tattoed neckbeards episode
>>67696324
i feel like making a fake promo for this
>>67696356
You think you can stand with the best of us until you finally get called out.
>>67696329
No. He's blind in one eye and going up against someone who fucking dwarfs him and is fucking better.
But he's getting his title shot. Ten fucking years and he's finally getting a title shot.
I'm happy for the bastard.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2278605/
7,9? overrated.
>>67695522
How to beat Mighty Mouse tutorial:
Step 1: Be a normal sized man
Renan Barao lel. Anyone remembers this guy? What are his chances?
>sleeping at night, dreaming of heems
>wake up to smell of smoke
>leave bedroom, house on fire
>call fire department
>this guy shows up to save you
I train in the gi 5 times a week
>tfw can sub every here
>>67696441
tfw i can knockcout you COLD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2ZOvI1xuR4
>>67696441
Fucking try me bitch.
>>67696452
Imagine feeling your nipple pressed into your ear...
Who you got, /heem/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXli3g66phM
>>67696531
My Bull
>I find Mighty Mouse interesting
>muh pressure washer
>muh twitch
shitty trolling is shittty
>>67696531
big country by skill or lewis by vigor and conditioning
i see lewis being our new big country for the next 6 years, so if he wins, it'd be a nice passing of the torch. johnson is new rothwell and magomedov is new stipe
>>67696566
Lewis doesn't have an iron chin like Roy though
what did they mean by this?
>>67696678
>pls notice my post
>>67691336
underrated
>>67696678
dana looking old
JUST
Post your face when England's brave Michael Bisping becomes the middleweight champ
>>67696768
>HAHAHAHAHA
You know, Conor's jiujitsu and wrestling is vastly underrated.
>>67696797
people who shit on his ground game are just memers tbqh
>>67692666
luke = S H O O K
>>67696678
Dana looks stressed, lads. I'm worried.
>>67696684
>pls give me cheeseburgers to eat
>>67696797
It is because we haven't really seen it. We saw it vs Mendes who is one of the best wrestler in the division/UFC and Conor was apparently fighting with a jacked knee so couldn't properly train wrestling. Then we saw vs Nate but Conor was hurt/gassed so not really a fair evaluation, he also looked pretty good when he swept Nate in the first.
>>67696797
Only casuals think Conor's ground game is bad, real fite fans know his actual issue is his gas tank
>>67692666
>"I wanna congratulate Bisping on his budding movi-uhh-music career"
>"Music career? The only music you'll be hearing is bells ringing in your head son"
KEK the absolute madman, the Bonglord making Rockhold look like a fool on this one. How can someone so Handsome and athletic be so uncharacteristic. He always comes across like he has this massive chip on his shoulder, pretty much the sole reason he isn't the biggest star in the UFC
>>67696845
>thinking an american would get offended or insulted by the notion of eating a burger
i'll eat one right now m8 oi don't giv a fook
>>67696882
fuck
*charismatic
autocorrect was never my friend
>>67692666
>DC has to jump in to save his teammate from being BTFO on air
yikes
>>67696838
hell be just fine
>>67696845
>muh potatoes
>>67696883
I forgot there's a German rapefugee who posts here and Conor reminds him of the confident successful alpha male that bullied him in middle school. Conor isn't allowed to have any positives or strengths whatsoever, he's pure evil!
>>67692666
https://nj.proxfree.com/permalink.php?url=s54aaHA%2FaGsaD5vHs0QZLcUclS%2FcUxrnNZwEMCiA0I%2BtPkP0%2FvXNamjEW3%2B7GFIUVcgisuTdXIOEWQsteBModw%3D%3D&bit=1
For all my non-burger friends :^)
>>67696845
cheeseburgers are actually delicious and fuck all yuropeans for pretending not to like them
>>67696937
You're making excused for him is why you should kill yourself
>certain performances didn't count because xyz
What you're bringing to the table on fight night is what you're being measured from, everyone knows guys who are gods in the gym but if you don't bring it in the cage it means nothing.
If you underperformed you underperformed.
>He gassed
>His knee had a bruise
>His vagina was swelling because of his period
Also go get a job and some friends loser, nobody cares about bullies and race in the adult world and stop projecting your insecurities on internet strangers.
>>67696967
you're getting emotional mohamed
It's tough man
For SURE
Lose my number bro
Honey dicking
Dimepiece
HUH????
100%
RIGHT???
Team [insert thing here]
What's your favourite Schaubism, /heem/
>>67696967
what a goof post
>>67697025
Honeydicking is a classic.
>>67697025
I'M NOT MAD AT IT
>>67697025
I hate bullies
>>67697053
Fuck, how could I forget that one
Thanks ameribro, I will amend it for future reference
>unironically thinking the cunt has any chance
199 is hardly worth watching, the only good fight is holloway/lamas
>>67697107
>not watching every UFC event
fucking goof
>>67697109
i'll watch it, it's just not worth it.
>>67697089
nevar forgetti
https://youtu.be/gKkKdcgxvdo
>>67697116
I guess, in UK we get all UFC events (along with other sports) for a flat fee per month
>>67697121
bruh, i would demolish weightcut ronda.
it's uncanny, but when I think about it, it's not even. if 9 outta 10 women lost 40 pounds, they'd look amazing
How do I achieve this mode lads?
>>67697147
agreed, get these bitches on keto
>>67697147
she's probably damaged more than ever especially now, if you aren't scared of shit tier big browne now is your chance.
>>67697181
>tfw will never see Tate in her skirt-shorts again
>>67696967
well he did land a perfect single x guard sweep on a legit blackbelt, so his groundgame seems pretty legit
>>67697214
NO SHUT UP! CONOR IS A BULLY AND HES A SHIT FIGFHTER!!1
>>67697234
WOAOOOAH BABY
http://dziendobry.tvn.pl/wideo,2064,n/zawodniczka-mma-piekna-i-skromna-ale-w-klatce-nie-zna-litosci,202837.html
bros, why is she so perfect?
>>67697184
i don't want PTSD cow ronda, my man. weight cut or no butt.
>>67697250
you think I'm going there m8?
how plane disappear
>>67697250
>Few mate likes to workout with her pair :)
>>67697292
if I see that fucking canadian one more time..
>>67697261
c'mooooon yours for the taking
>>67690871
Masterful, he set it all up with the eye gouge.
>>67697304
mad bud?
>>67697304
shut up nerd
great bants as usual gents
>>67697304
they won't suspect a thing... once i dispose of the body...
Reminder that true fight fans know that Mayweather/McGregor is truly a 50/50 fight. McGregor has the physical advantage whilst Floyd has the technique advantage.
>>67697375
Bullshit. With boxing gloves its literally all in favor of Mayweather, with small gloves its the complete opposite.
>>67697375
>physical advantage
thought that same thing about sugar shane and mayweather styled on him like no other. shane DID catch him in the 2nd though...so hey, keep the dream alive
Bantamweight - 2016/2017
Thomas Almeida defeats Cody Garbrandt via Round 1 TKO
TJ Dillashaw defeats Raphael Assuncao via Unanimous Decision
Dominic Cruz defeats Urijah Faber via Unanimous Decision
Thomas Almeida defeats TJ Dilashaw in No 1 Condender Fight via Round 2 TKO
John Dodson defeats Nik Lentz via Round 2 TKO
Thomas Almeida defeats Dominic Cruz via Round 1 TKO to become Champion
Urijah Faber defeats TJ Dillashaw via guillotine in retirement fight
John Dodson defeats TJ Dillashaw and sends him to Bellator
>Almeida is 24-0 Undefeated Champion
>Cruz gets injured again
>TJ Bellator
>>67696162
That made me laugh pretty hard.
sorry for your lack of replies.
good shit
Cruz vs Faber
>Faber
Rory vs Wonderboy
>Rory
Gollum vs Gadelha
>Gadelha
>>67697427
ALLAHU AKBAR
*explodes*
>>67697427
>literally Erick Silva in wig beating based Joana Hungjungcheck
say that to me at the airport not online see what happens Belgium
>>67697481
>Erick Silva with a wig
shieeeeeeeeeeeeeet
>>67697444
don't be rude m8
there was only one "Belgian" on board
it was most likely the two "Brits" or the fifteen "French" what conspired to did it
[arm gators externally]
>>67697518
on board?
You've been drinking too many potatoes m8, it was at an airport and a metro station.
It was filthy mudslimes who did it.
I'm simply reminding Belgium that there's greater concerns on his mind than browsing the internet, let alone making shtpost predictions.
>>67697546
he's talking about the plane who crashed today, get your head out of your ass m8
also mark my word Faber will beat Cruz.
t. real fitefan
>>67697503
it's not quite that bad
/r/ing the "not bad for scum" Rory pic
Is Ronda around to go on a Starbucks run?
>>67697642
Have this
>tfw you go online, open /sp/catalog, and see canada has made a new thread 30 posts early
>again
new thread boys
>>67697580
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>>67697580
brit is just salty that bisping fucking sucks
>>67697753
>482 posts
you are a cancer
>>67697758
remember that time bisping lost
>>67697753
use this one instead
>>67693379
>>67693379
>>67693379
>>67693379
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>>67697768
now that, friends, is autism
>>67697235
>The power of christ compels you!
and then it did
>>67697768
>/heem/ not even in the subject field
>>67697767
I've been shitting on him for years
More autistic thread wars
>>67697767
We don't even care about bisbing, he's shit.
It's just annoying to see you do this all the fucking time, you don't even put effort into the OP, you just do it as quick as possible to purposely fuck with this general, knowing it's going to cause thread wars and get reactions from people.
Here's your (You)
>>67697825
Me creating a thread does not force others to be idiots and start thread wars.
You're blaming me because it's the easiest thing for you to do, rather than address the actual root of the problem. You're doing the very fucking thing you're condemning me for.
>>67697820
>>67697820
the american thread is an abortion from last night, it doesn't even say heem, just ignore it and move on holy shit it's not that hard to do
>>67697847
You should wait for this thread to be full first, or at least wait for there to be 5 posts left or something.
You should put effort into the OP, so when we join we have a link to the previous thread, and most recent news.
We know you do this on purpose though, so whatever.
>>67697893
I always put a link to the previous thread, I have literally never not linked the old thread
and the most recent news is in my thread
you're complaining about fucking nothing
>>67697893
you little fuckin whiny bitch
>>67696162
Jajaja primo
