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get rekt
>>67679408
1st for depression
>canacucks
>4-0
>>67679515
smellies weren't invited
Finland is the premier hockey country lads
almost first for international dynasty
>>67679599
Dubs confirm
>>67679546
You probably smell like day old McDonalds, sweat stains and hotpockets
>>67679514
It could be worse :)
At least you still have a chance at the cup
>>67679687
the worst smelling american smells better than the best smelling armenian
>>67679687
this is a turkish rapebaby free thread
>>67679735
This
>>67679731
Poor whale
>>67679772
Says the mongol.
>>67679864
We had the largest empire in human history
While the only thing Armenia is known for is getting raped by roaches
>armenia
>>67679857
Yeah, they even moved her team almost ten years ago
>>67679994
Google Mets Hayk. Armenians are not only Aryan but also a great people. Our only mistake was ever trusting Turks
>>67680171
but you've always smelled worse
>>67680171
yah _okay_
>>67680171
I really like Sona in the Conan O'brien bits. I wonder if many armenians are hotties like that
>the potential collapse of what could have been the beginning of a dynasty and a team's first cup
>the potential collapse of arguably the best team in the league with the 2 best player in the NHL
>/hoc/ just wants to talk about stupid race shit
>>67680512
who cares about nhl honestly--
>>67680512
What are you talking about?
>>67680512
stop trying to force this first cup shit, nobody cares
>>67680171
>aryan
>trusting turks
pick one. Armenians are shit, they'd rather side with Turkish kebabs than the Christian Emperor. You and your ilk deserve to rot forever in irrelevance.
I'd tell you to go to hell, but you're already in Armenia.
>>67680510
She is actually average. 50 percent of Armenian girls are hotter than her.
>>67680591
Kek maybe stop watching hockey then
>>67680633
>Literally mad at Armenia
Calm down, fatty. You'll give yourself a heart attack.
I love it in Armenia. Enjoy your Obamacare and living paycheck to paycheck, buddy. :))
>>67680846
>shit cockroach loves his shit hole
really surprising. lmao.
>>67680846
The only poor people in America are the lazy irresponsible ones that still think they are kids in their early 20s.
>>67680846
>Obamacare
>fatty
nice buzzwords there friendo
reminder this is the view from his home. its a favela
>>67680633
SAVAGE
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>>67681078
Middle class is becoming smaller and smaller everyday, but you're so slow boiled you don't even feel it anymore. Go and work for Masta, little boy.
>>67681468
So comfy.
>>67681468
wow, really makes you appreciate what we have in our civilized world.
>>67681229
>MUH BUZZWORDS
go back to your eternal /v/irgintiy, buddy
>>67680846
>GDP per capita: $3535
Lmaoing at your life senpai
>>67681549
Are you retarded? You understand in your shitty country they take 40% of your income before you even see it? The poorest American is still more wealthy than you.
>>67681596
sorry that I like to make fun of something who has no idea what hes making fun of
Canada smells
>>67681868
Hi Canada
>>67682030
your food is strange and unpleasant
>Trans Canada highway
>Trans Canada pipeline
>no bully trannies now
>>67682285
sorry the pipeline wont work :\
we just can frack now so...
i mean, you understand, right?
it doesnt mean we cant still be friends
>>67681468
Jesus christ looks like a shit hole. Have they renovate since the Soviets Union fell? I doubt it. I'd want to say the haze surrounding the city is pollution from cars and industry but it looks like Armenia lacks both of those. I can only assume its from the collective stench of Armenians themselves.
>>67682340
We can just sell to Asia desu
>>67682340
Don't come hopping the border when Shilldawg wins.
>>67681868
>t4lb0t
>>67682186
>strange
Not really.
>unpleasant
Mos def
>rags
>>67682427
>>67682458
please dont be like this
its not you, really. Its me
>>67682340
The whole fracking industry fucking collapsed along with the entire oil market. Those damn Saudis are flooding the market because they know their days are numbered.
You guys almost ready for offseason /hoc/?
>>67682511
>rags
>>67682543
You fucked us both hanging out with mexico.
>>67682546
heh, venezuela and russia get fucked by the saudies
>>67682458
i really resent these americans that unironically say they'll move to canada if trump wins, as if we want their whiny bitch-asses coming here looking for free stuff
sounds like we need a wall too
>>67682893
Yeah you just want sandniggers looking for free shit
Moron
>>67682957
>>67682808
We need some people committed to being designated meme generators
>>67682949
We have enough brown people looking for handouts
>>67682893
no one is actually moving to your shitty tanking country faggot
>>67682995
I'm going to do my best. It's hard with no smuk
>>67682876
Russia isn't on the level of Venezuela. Venezuela is entering Mad Max territory.
>you live in an age where you can watch the complete societal collapse of a country in minute detail from the comfort of your home
>>67681644
Wait what? You have out countries mixed up. In America they take 40 percent of your income plus sales tax and land tax or whatever.
In Armenia we don't have that bull shit. Which is why some American companies have their headquarters here. To avoid American tax thieves.
>>67681612
It's impossible to calculate that. We don't have a census. But my salary is is six american digits. How much do you make in your mom's basement?
>>67682808
I can't wait 2bh
>>67683099
fag loving homo
>>67683117
nono russia isnt on the level of venezuela but Russia is having rapid inflation without the ability to make a lot of money off oil
>stoked to see how far Venezuela actually goes
>>67683160
smell my nuts
>>67683110
I MEANT YOU'RE THE FAG LOVING HOMO
>>67683213
smuk_frok gave us memes you asshole
>>67683099
bullshit
>>67683213
Fuck off smuk may have been a fag but at least he was a cool guy who made us dank memes
>>67682998
Then why are you bringing in more brown people looking for handouts?
>>67683158
>To avoid American tax thieves.
one great thing about a sanders presidency would be all the american companies moving here after he jacks up wages and taxes
burger king already did, thanks obama
>>67683354
>burger king "leaves"
>we still have based in n out, five guys, etc
Sounds good to me.
>>67683354
You're a dipshit if you think Cuckdreau is going to let something smart like that happen. The tard can't even put out a fucking fire.
>>67683319
he was the guy that decided to hate kane because smuk is a 10/10 SJW
these threads are fucking cancer.
go sharks!
>>67683340
because the only other options were a guy who wanted to import MILLIONS of brown people, and a guy who wanted us to go to jail and get fucked in the ass for downloading an MP3
we made the right choice, and now next election we'll have a conservative candidate option who doesn't hate canadians and love american companies, and free weed as well
>>67683422
you're a tard if you think the prime minister plays a significant role in a company deciding to relocate its headquarters.
>>67683354
I mean that should be illegal and I cant wait for the day the federal government stops allowing these companies that earn all their income in America to outsource their work force. Its like pulling a dollar out of one jar that someone filled up for you and putting it into another jar of a completely different person. It makes no sense at all.
>>67683519
They actually believe trump can and will do the dumb shit that he rambles on about.
We are about a decade away from idiocracy
>>67683297
take your /pol/ memes and go canadian autist
>>67683354
>capitalism
if >doubles, sharks win the SC
>>67684028
they will win with or without dubs
>>67683876
it's really too bad that about a third of your country's population is a meme
>>67684063
>>67684028
No they wont
>>67683158
>we don't have a census
Maybe it's based on an estimate, retard?
>>67683158
>In America they tax 40% of your income
Lel take an economics class you stupid fuck virtually no one gets taxed that hard in America not even the 1%
>>67683526
Muh free market
>>67684335
Prove it
>>67684335
In Armenian schools all they learn in Econ is how many beans you can trade for a cow
>>67684381
Kek
>>67684381
based on how this stinky faggot talks I think they also brain wash them into thinking the rest of the world is as shit as armenia
>>67684476
I think you might be right
>>67684381
Absolutely savage, based Canada.
>>67683631
>le it's like it's le Idiocracy
Kill yourself you fucking faggot cuck
>>67684354
This post was absolutely retarded. What's the last book you've read?
>>67684625
how old are you
:)
So this is a thread about which country smells the worst?
>>67684601
I mean if you vote for Trump who wants to tax businesses less but put no regulations on outsourcing you might belong in Idiocracy
>>67684921
NO UR A KEK AND REDDIT LMAO
FAGGOT WUEER
I fucking hate off season /hoc/, I'm just not into the memes.
>>67684921
is that really worse than voting for bernie who's wage and tax hikes will force businesses out of the country, or voting for hillary who wants to give an unreasonable and unrescindable level of authority to american companies with the TPP?
trump is definitely a better option than hil if they go head-to-head.
>>67684961
I hate weak shitposts like this, they're way too obvious
Should I start tripfagging for lulz? Also where is ProScout he promised to deliver vid of himself eating shit if Kitties failed to reach ECF
>>67684997
>shitpost
I'm serious.
>>67684862
This is the thread where a bunch of insecure keyboard warriors get unironically mad at Armenia
yuropoors ruined /sp/
this smelly faggot pretends he's rich as fuck and he's in a hockey thread defending one of the worst countries in the world at like 2 am. how sad
>>67684980
>is that really worse than voting for bernie who's wage and tax hikes will force businesses out of the country
how do people know this will happen
like obviously bernie doesnt think it will happen, bernie doesnt want to force american businesses out of the country, so how do you know hes wrong?
>>67685090
In America I'm middle class but here I'm a king. Everything is relative.
Why so much Armenia hate though? We are nowhere near the worst in anything. It's pretty average around here. There are much worst places out there like Africa, Mexico, Canada, Detroit and Chicago.
>>67685007
It's funny how Finland use to get mad at grease for not paying debnts and now Finland refuses to pay debnts
>>67685197
nobody cares
Publix
>>67684921
Yeah, Democrats are certainly going to bring overseas money back ;)
>>67685317
REEE
>>67685117
>we need to stop outsourcing
>the best way to do this is raise corporate income tax
Jesus christ...
mcdonalds
>>67685213
* debts, newfag
>rags
>>67685267
What are your credentials may I ask?
>rags
>>67685362
>>67685370
>rags
>>67685236
Since you're a newfag let me get you brought up to speed. I'm Kings fan from LA that was born in LA and like 90 percent of my life in America. I used to post here but with an American flag.
I know exactly what America is like and that life isn't for me. I like real freedom and a calm life without traffic to get to work and a cost of living that doesn't allow you to save money
what the fuck is this hoc or pol?
>>67685397
>Xxedgelord420xX
>>67685426
BUILD
>>67685417
You could have just moved to a different state lmao
>Oh man, all these California cucks are taking my money, living here sucks dick, my next door neighbors are 10 fence jumpers.
>I know, I'll move to Armenia
>>67682808
cant wait for draft desu senpai
>>67685441
Literally nothing edgy about it.
All they are doing is trying to distract from the actual 2 contenders. Young cucks first election.
Bernie is fucking finished. Don't even talk about him. Let him retire and live off all the donations he got from his suckers
>>67685514
>and then he introduced me to his cat
>>67685533
Cute doggy
>>67685533
i think your dog might be homosexual
not that there's anything wrong with that
Would you be able to tell this is a hockey thread were it not for the subject line of the OP
>rags
>>67685591
No I would have guessed this was an Armenia getting blown the fuck out thread
so now that the blues are eliminated which individual player do you want to see hoist the cup most
for me it's probably Big Joe or based dumpster fire Coburn
How can we do it bros? How can we beat the Shorks? Im so sad.
Stay obsessed :)
Goodnight
>>67685589
>are we r8ing puppers
Sure, anything is better than this /pol-int/ shitfest
>tfw i really dont care who wins the cup in the west
either way a team gets their first cup and thats all i want to see. id rather see the bloos get it though because they have the longest cup drought
>>67685656
How is this dude still alive?
>>67685675
Hope you wake up in a better country
>>67685667
Don't fuel the meme magic, admit the sharks are better and try to come up with some dank blues memes in the next few days.
Only way to shift meme magic from them to stl.
t. Ph.D in Memeology and classical memery
>>67685667
protip: you can't
>>67685615
I want him to follow me into battle
>feeling sleepy again
>haven't watched a single 3rd round game yet
menes
>>67685769
post butt
>>67685769
Posting ass would wake you up
is it true that finns can control the weather?
>>67685819
yes, but they're too drunk all the time
>mfw the bolts sweep the penis 2nite
>>67685819
>finnish meteorology
>>67685819
Yes but they can't into basic geology
>>67685819
they can control whether they get silver or bronze in the olympics
>>67685819
Delete this. Supo will be knocking on your door very shortly.
>>67685783
> youll never be able to join in and fully understand based finno-uralic conversations
Finnish memes are hilarious. I have no idea what this means but it looks so goofy and bizarre it must be funny.
>>67685886
Can you pls post butt?
>>67685906
>i love la pink niggas
it's "le", stupid finns
only 1 hour to go
>>67685947
post butt
>tfw still no kippers butt
>>67685769
butt
>>67685769
>constantly shitposts
>doesn't watch the sport
>doesn't post rump
what fuckin' good are you?
>>67686105
Publix pig
Publix qt!
>>67686350
Hi bean poster. Any new beans?
>>67686350
Bean is OFF SEASON ONLY
Watching this on American Forces Network. Are you getting the same feed on NBCSN?
>>67686474
would you like to read the bottom right picture on your screen
>>67686474
Reminder that only redditers hate Based Big Mike.
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>>67686627
stream?
>>67686725
>>67686725
>>67686725
gamethread
>>67686728
yeah I'll keep posting here that one will get flooded with faggots talking about their colleges and shitty grocery store jobs
>>67686760
>mad
>at toppings between bread
>>67686728
doesn't look very official desu
>>67686776
>TOPpings
>BETWEEN bread
???
>>67685665
Tampa bay is the only decent team left.
If Pittsburgh or San Jose win the shitposting casuals will be hitting max capacity. And I'm just really not down for another round of Muh Crysby/Pavelski!
Much rather the quieter players like Kucherov get the chip and Tampa Bay doesn't really have any fans anyway. So at least it will be tolerable.
>>67686776
one of your bandwagon faggots posted that he works at publix and told people to ask questions, which they did and he responded. meanwhile people talked about the game in /hoc/
>>67686852
It'll be the Bill posters that would shit things up the worst, not the Crosby ones.
>>67686885
bill meme is older than you
>>67686852
>complaining about shitposting
>wants tampa to win
Wew lad
>>67686852
the sandwich posting is far more annoying than crysby fans and detractors
>>67686885
>yfw bill lifts the cup
>>67686902
as a neutral fan, Tampa is the least bad.
Whenever the Pens/Shorks win a game it is much worse inside of /hoc/
I don't care about game threads, game threads are always a disaster. But when the plebs spill into /hoc/ post game, it can be pretty annoying.
>>67686374
might start working on beans now that /hoc/ is basically dead
>>67686417
fight me
WHERE"S THE FUCKING LIGHTNING PENGUIN GAME 3 THREAD!?
>>67686932
>Crysby isn't the most annoying persona in the league
just stroll over to nhl.com and see how wrong you are. You can get an entire page of nothing but Crysby news. He gets such an absurd and amount of hype/credit for a guy that has 1 goal in the last 9 games. Him winning a cup ensure an entire off season of annoying shit from the NHL itself.
>>67686946
even though it's dead it's pretty nice without the shitcago bandwagons
>>67687022
Publix in the catalog.
>>67687059
>mad at a player because the media covers him too much
I'll never understand this brand of autism
>>67687059
yeah, the league changes rules to cater to him because he doesn't keep his head up. yeah, the media fellates him like he's wayne gretzky. but you know what? that's not the fault of crosby, that's the fault of the league and the media, and if it wasn't him it'd be someone else.
>>67687108
>>67687113
>he's a good ole boy!
>it would be somebody else!
and I would never root for that somebody else to win either.
The league is better when the divas get eliminated early.
>>67687155
There will always be stars in sports why does this anger you so much?
>>67687155
they give that helmet away after every win. you can find a similar video for each player
>>67687155
You sound incredibly upset over literally nothing. You wouldn't happen to be that one autistic guy who has an insatiable hate for phone posters would you?
American anthem is boring
>>67687260
You just don't understand freedom
>>67687342
>telling that to a Pole
you don fucked up
shultz in again
>>67687372
congrats in the last 2 months your country finally stopped deciding to stop being cucks. I'm proud of you I hope the rest of europe doesn't rape you for making a smart decision
its hilarious watching games in tampa because you can tell how much they turned up the ambience noise to make it sound like they have fans
the crowd sounds loud but you can also hear every time a player turns his skates on the ice. the had to ban people from wearing away jerseys for fucks sake everybody knows they're manipulating the sound
>>67687367
me above the bud sign
>>67687367
those are all football jerseys
I've always wanted to try Poutine. How can I do this as an Alabamanigger? I'd prefer not to cook it since I have no deep fryer for the fries, but if I have to I will.
>all those cheers for pittsburgh
>>67688025
Order fries at local niggershack
Order / Find gravy
buy ches curds
compile
eat
was it that hard?
Inb4 Toronto or Trampa Gay actually pays 12 millions per year for $Heckel $tamko$.
>get home
>already missed based don
Not even watching this game lads
How hard is Gary shitting his pants at the prospect of a TB/SJ final? Just how bad will the ratings be?
>>67688832
I would imagine it breaks some records. If the sharks can't even sell out a playoff home game, who the fuck even watches them play?
>>67688832
>>67688855
Higher than a series featuring Canadian teams :^)
>>67688887
That's where all the viewers will come from if it's a TB/SJ cup finals.
>>67688855
They really can't sell out a home playoff game?
WEW lad
>>67688887
>butthurt sunbelt "fan"
>>67688948
mexico would probably get 15 viewers
>doc is now pronouncing paquette's name correctly
>it took until game 3 of the ECF
>>67688952
>>67688948
>>67688855
>>67688832
>canautists literally mad at sandwiches
How can a country be so shit?
>>67688025
> he thinks he needs a deep fryer to make fries
hahahaohwow.jpg
>>67689122
>Americans
>>67689114
The irony here is that you're here shitposting instead of out supporting your team
>sunbelt "fans"
>>67689122
>he makes """""""fries"""""""" on the stove
Mommy just taught you how to cook?
>>67689165
look at all of their gamethreads. sandwich fags do not watch the games
>>67689165
>my team
I'm just here to laugh at how mad sandwiches make you, fampai.
>>67689230
you only need about an inch ( your cock size) of oil in a deep pot. and no my qt cooks for me bitch negroid.
>>67689262
>another team that can't even sell out a playoff game
top kek
absolutely embarassing
>>67689304
Sorry man, I'm not a literal 13 year old who buys frozen fries. Also, your right hand is still a part of you, call it your qt all you want, it's still you that does the """""""""""""""""""cooking"""""""""""""""""""""""
>>67689304
>>67689472
stop posting
>>67689472
>>67689304
>/hoc/ - cooking & shitposts
>>67689610
/hoc/ related cuck
>the state of Colburn
Is Bill elite?
poll poll poll poll
https://www.strawpoll.me/10250409
>>67690039
he's as elite as toronto is shit
>>67689343
Tbf they sold out they just all left when things looked even a little glum.
What you guys think?
>>67690151
uh... ok
Other options
>>67689735
Thanks, saved.
Yay hagelin got his goal
>>67690497
DELETE
>>67690341
Why did Anaheim change its colors? Purble and Teal were goat.
Is it an orange county thing?
>>67690620
beaners like black
Bills?
>>37222146
>>67690620
Yeah the new owner want to get rid of all things disney besides the name "ducks" and changed the colors to orange for orange county.
>>67690723
Anaheim fans are mostly old white people m8
>>67690893
good try
>>67690856
It's kinda a bummer how much nostalgianiggers like the old logo. The new one is actually very good, up there with the Wild's desu
Why is the NHL so good at making logos? NBA, NFL and MLB are so fucking uninspired.
>>67690935
Not a "try" if its true. Ever live there before? I doubt it. Ever been to a game? I doubt it even more. So stfu about shit you know nothing about.
>>67690946
>Why is the NHL so good at making logos?
no niggers
>>67690981
MLB is shit too though
>>67690981
Truth
>>67690946
I personally think both duck logos are GOAT but i have to admit the old one is better.
>>67691030
spics are niggers
>>67690981
hey now, PK Subban would like to have a word with you
>>67691067
>white washed
Hes a blackman not a nigger.
is kessel like a fatter, gayer, autisticker ovechkin?
he's le slap shot from le left point man
>>67691602
he rarely even tries that shot anymore since his stick has too much flex
>having to listen to penniggers gloat about beating the fucking bloots
I don't think this semen slurping sport is for me
hello where are the sandwich faggots?
>>67691602
>posting the same thought in the game thread and general
>>67692005
Angry and debating jerking it or playing l4d
>>67692005
Lol, not at the game, they all left.
>>67690946
not all nhl logos are good. >my team has one of the worse logos along with the jets, canucks and rags
its too late to change it though
>>67690946
>>67691033
as an impartial observer i can objectively say that the new ducks logo is bad
like old phoenix logo bad
>>67692005
right here
kilhorn plays like a nigger. can't shoot for shit and goons it up after the whistle
publix sandwiches taste like losing
Lets think of names for the lightning when they are relocated to Seattle, lads
SANDWICHES BTFO
Fucking team is bad for my health. Between the chest pains and the drinking I'm going to die before they win another cup.
>>67692447
How many publix related injuries is it going to take to fix your diet?
>>67692447
Just eat more sandwiches.
>>67692483
Fewer than it will take to fix your country.
>>67692483
>>67692523
they can't eat anymore sandwiches, they're fucking CHOKING on them
>>67690946
The webbed foot is shit as a logo though. It's shoulder patch tier.
>Pens-Sharks SCF
My benis is not ready for this
We /slew/ now
>>67692403
the Seattle Geoducks
>Yfw bilbo kessel wins the connie smith
>>67692525
>American
>telling anyone to fix their country
wew lad
>>67692572
>tfw have Pens vs Sharks as bracket picks
>>67692576
I was mad when it happened but looking at it now all of that contact is above the knee. shit happens I guess
>>67692618
Oh that's rich coming from a country that just elected a Muslim mayor. Tip top lel Britbongistan.
>>67692596
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGF5ROpjRAU
>>67692663
go back to your apehoop thread you obviously don't post here
Bish please save us
Stamkos take your fucking coumadin and get back on the ice
>>67692637
I have no dog in this race, but that's a textbook slewfoot. Kicking out the leg, push back with the arm.
>>67692699
>Blaming this loss on Vasy
Did you even watch the game. You're lucky it wasn't 10-2
>>67692663
>62%
You can't say anything to anyone Miguel
>>67692752
94% white in my city :~)
>NBCSN studios are always a funeral scene after Pens win
I love it
>>67692699
Vasy saved the Bolts this game. The defence was horrible.
>>67692867
This.
>>67692855
>cherry picking because his country is overrun by Mexicans
Kek
>>67692720
you should reread your textbook. slewfoots are bad because of where the contact on the leg happens and it didn't happen low there. like I said I thought it was really bad at first look but that looks o
>>67692663
The south doesn't count desu
>>67692949
>Ignoring the fact that a terrible PM's terrible son is now flooding the country with Syrian refugees
kek
calling them the triplets makes me cringe
>>67692973
No, the point of contact literally doesn't matter. It's a leverage motion to force someone to fall backwards. That's what happened, it was a slewfoot.
How's your breath, /hoc/?
well I definitely feel comfortable losing bishop if needed but holy fucking shit the defense is abysmal. Sustr and Hedman was a better pairing earlier in the playoffs than stralman hedman has been so far
>>67693075
you said it was textbook. he didn't use his foot. whatever faggot keep crying nobody cares but tranpa fags
Which thread is talking about how hilariously Bill spilled his spaghetti during his interview with Pierre?
>>67693153
its almost like tampa had the easiest opponents earlier and now they're playing a good team and getting exposed
>>67692403
Seattle transsexuals
>>67693213
Nah, they're still a great team and I think they could beat the blues or sharks but the pens are beyond the best team this season.
>>67693240
nah
>>67693240
>he still thinks it isn't the sharks year
>>67693161
>t. pittsburgh nigger
not even him but you seem pretty angry wanna talk about it?
>>67693269
>exposed
>Won one, lost in OT, lost a game that was tied in the 3rd
Yeah ok kid
anyone see bills postgame interview with pierre hahaha
>>67693336
No, I turned off the stream. Fuck
>>67693318
>He thinks 2-1 is tied
>>67693318
who are you quoting
Why doesn't hockey introduce something like the field goal? You can score from further out but not as many points.
>>67693356
To be fair to him, they scored with what, 26 seconds left in the second?
>>67693318
at least you're not saying hurr durr home ice advantage anymore. you're an idiot
>>67693356
>reading comprehension
>>67693402
you have a horrendous memory and you made that number up like an idiot
>>67693458
I was 16 seconds off. Not that far you kike.
>>67693395
What? A third of a point if you skyhook a puck into a hoop suspended 20 feet over the opposing goalie's crease? Sure, that will work. Just make it fucking ice quidditch why don't you? Holy shit, you're a fag.
>>67693431
The game wasn't tied in the 3rd.
Unless you think the series is also tied...
>>67693487
No doofus, not fractions. Just less points.
>>67693040
>ignoring the fact that America has far more Muslims than Canada
>ignoring the fact that America is 62% white
WEW
Where did all the smug shit eating tranpa "fans" go?
>>67693506
Sure, make it fucking 3 points and up the amount a real goal is to 6. Then have the teams line up for each play and advance the puck down the ice in a series of plays called a "drive". Genius.
>>67693506
Considering overtime is sudden death your idea is about as intelligent as multiple pucks on the ice.
>>67693547
>zero
>playoff
>teams
I'll literally never leave and I'll be here to remind you that I could bounce that ass up and down the ice
>>67693582
>can't even skate
Sure bud
>shots:. Pitt 124, TB 69
Top wew
>>67693584
>anime
Good job, I hate your more than the fag to whom you replied
>>67693395
>>67693506
>iwasonlypretendingtoberetarded.tiff
>>67693621
Anime is the next big /hoc/ meme. Stay triggered.
>>67693595
UP
AND
DOWN
>>67693601
>Pittsburgh has 2 more goals
Top wew
>>67693726
>can't
>even
>skate
>>67693693
No it isn't, no matter how hard you try to force it
>>67693815
Get meme'd, faggot.
>>67693814
>up
>and
>down
Whenever you feel cranky you should make yourself a sandwich. It makes me feel better when I'm mad/sad
>>67693553
MULTIBALL
@67693840
faggot
>>67693840
Whenever someone like you makes me mad, I just remember that I've had sex, and I feel all better
>>67693621
What's wrong with anime
At least I can drown my misery with publix
>>67693150
>bad
>>67693908
Yes you do have autism, and you should go back to /a/
>>67694046
>My little anon can't be this stupid.
How does it feel to get bullied away with animemes?
>>67694101
>bullied
You give yourself way too much credit f/a/ggot
>>67694154
You're the one acting like a nancy about anime on the internet.
Where were you when you realized the Hagelin-Bonino-Kessel line is going to win the Pongs the Cup?
>>67694237
>one former laffs player
>one former rags player
>one former cantpucks player
The meme factor is through the roof
Who here is legit getting sadder and sadder as the ploffs go on? It's as if each game, the more the emotion and drive to win the cup rise, the realization that it will be over looms at the end of each game. Soon there will be no hockey. Fuck my face.
>>67694237
Admiring my draft
>>67694297
>Clots getting BTFO by the outcasts of LAFFS. Rags and Can't pucks
LEEEEEEELLMAOOOOO
>>67694486
A good amount of their team involves >rags players though
>>67694297
Reason enough Rutherford should win GM of the year
>>67694486
MAISE
A
I
S
E
>>67694431
No hockey, but girls showing a lot of bare skin, beers around a campfire and some actual sunlight
>Hunter: How u want ur draft picks senpai?
>Shanny: U kno dat Brian Burke era?
>Hunter: Say no mo senpai.
Is Fleury elite?
>>67694538
Well, he isn't fleurishing right now ;^)
>>67694530
I feel you Swedebro. I live in Alaska and all the flesh is coming out due to the warmer temps and increased daylight. Still though,
>tfw no nhl
>stop tranpa spamming because I hate pittsburgh more than I hate tampa
>tampa starts losing
I think you sandwich faggots know what this means
>>67694699
>tfw no remote cabin in Alaska or Yukon
>tfw no nhl
Oh well. At least I'll have work during the summer to take my mind off it
>>67694738
Sandwich anger?
BILL
>>67694831
Angry at them for losing sure. Fucking tranny bastards need to win so they can go lose to the sharks.
Conn Smythe favorites by team?
>Bill
>Burns
>Backes
>Bishop
>dutch referring to the time he Pierre commented on his "big stick"
>>67694431
>>67694699
>>67694785
It's just stupid to have all the hokkei in the winter when I can actually go outside and play myself, then in the summer there is fucking nothing.
Eternal winter fucking when
>>67694909
When global warming stops the gulf stream
why are we so fucking bad
HUOMENTA
Bill is pretty elite
Classic Bill moment incoming
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vioZv4BzniM
>>67693547
Where did all the Canadians go? Still getting their asses whooped up and down the ice by big strong sunbelt hockey players?
>>67694990
brb bying an american land barge
>mfw Puljujärvi goes 4th overall
>>67694850
>määttä
>donskoi
>lehterä
>filppula
>>67695035
lol hes such an autist just like me :^)
>>67695072
God bless America
>>67695016
No competent defense other than hedman and somehow sustr
>>67695124
even hedman got styled on tonight lel
>>67695124
>>67695149
the entire team outside of Vasilevskiy got styled on
>>67695149
That is true but up until tonight he's been one of the best players on the team
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gBRNJ2BwfA
classic bill
>>67695016
A vast majority of forwards are undersized and get out worked along the boards by the Pens iron tight zone coverage. They need more defensive forwards like Boyle and Callahan to compensate for lack of two way play from the Johnson's and Kucherov's.
All in all with the injury luck they've had it's house money from here on out.
>tfw Pizzarena still exists and the wongs will still b shit
>>67695226
>the dough
>>67694850
BILL!
BILL!
BILL!
BILL!
>>67695118
NO. God SMITE the american pigdogs for not forcing their big stupid cars on us back in the day
>>67695265
don't you guys import a shit ton of our old landbarges anyway?
>>67695233
>yfw its another Crazy Bread Powerplay
>>67695265
thats some nice scnerey. is that finland?
Nothing would make me happier than seeing Bill win the Conn Smythe. Just imagine how autistic and self depreciating the acceptance speech would be.
>>67695330
>mfw new goalsong
https://youtu.be/6Dh9Oet7GJI
Hagelin-Bonino-Kessel
>14 playoff games
>39 combined points
>2.8 points a game
That's ridiculous in the modern hockey era. We're witness to some legendary shit right now.
>>67695282
Don't know about a shit ton but yeah, that's pretty fucking costly tho so it's all mint condition collectors cars that cost as much as new mercs. Even the shitty ones cost a shit ton because there's a shortage of them for hobbyists to work on.
I just want to cruise down the main street on a friday night and feel like a pimp without having to sell 3/4 of my organs mane ;_;
>>67695344
Nope, we don't really have cliffs like that
>>67695084
Who would be taken before him, Keith Tkachuk's kid?
>>67695417
imagine if Crosby starts to get going as well
>>67694534
>inb4 Logan Brown 1st overall
Huomenta
>>67695686
Huomenta
>>67695686
Huomenta Britannia
>>67695157
This. Vasy was fucking clutch as shit with no defense around him. Monster saves all night.
I watched the last Tampa/Leafs game this year and he played. This was before Stamkos went out. Announcers were legit saying one of Y's options to manage the cap was to move Bishop given Vasdeferenskis's play. Said only locks were Kuch and Hedman.
>>67695591
There's wild rumours in the streets there's a more experienced old bull about to cuck these kids out of the number 1 pick
>>67694909
A Finn would post this. You know, you could drink all the time in the summer too. It doesn't have to be winter to be perpetually smashed.
Pens haven't lost back to back games in forever
This series is over boys :^)
hey guys, just wanted to stop by.
i overheard someone talking about ken hitchcock is back in the conference finals. Damn. this is crazy as I remember the stars back in the early 2000s 16 years later and he's still tearing it up with the stars. what a beast !
>>67695805
Vasy has been hot or lame this regular season but he's made me more than confident with this playoff run. I love bishop but I think vasy is definitely the future
>>67695810
What? I drink literally the whole summer. ffs it's 10 in the morning and I'm 4 beers in already. It'd be nice to enjoy some hoki while I get fat on beer and sausage in the summer and then lose the fat in all the ebin pond hokki in the winter
>>67695809
SARAVON PEKSI ON PAREMPAA KUN SEKSI
>>67695869
RYHDIKKÄÄNÄ KU MYSKIHÄRKÄ
Bill either has a huge horse cock or a micropenis. There is literally no chance of anything in-between.
menes
>>67695417
Sharks PP1 unit:
Couture
Burns
Pavelski
Thornton
Marleau
73 points in 14 games: 5.2 ppg, 1.04 ppg per player
>>67695994
My vote is micropenis. Not that I am hating on Bill, but it just seems the way to go from his TOI.
>>67696032
>power play babies
Can't wait for the sharks to get exposed in the finals desu
>>67696041
>w-we won't take p-penalties
>n-not that good 5 on 5 anyway
t. Literally every team this entire year
>>67696049
Don't be mad when the pongs expose your shit team with their depth m8
>>67696068
>leastern conference
>depth
o i am laffin
>>67696068
the sharks are gonna explore the pong's full depth by pushing their shit in lol
>>67696091
>le memes
Blackcocks and Kong's are out m8. The west isn't shit this year.
Quick, explain how you're going to stop Crosby's line, Malkin's line, and kessels line
>>67696109
>>67696091
>muh power play babies have depth
Ahahah my fucking sides
>>67696091
>he thinks the Sharks can stop the HBK line
top kek
Teams havent had an answer for them and Sharks won't either, just like Pens PK won't have an answer for the Sharks dominant PP.
more like hbgay lol
>everyone just assuming Tampa is done
W-What? It's only 2-1
>>67696235
They need to get the puck out of their zone and stop making vasy carry the team then I'll stop worrying
>>67696235
>2-1
>penguins have series lead now
>absolutely will not lose 2 games In a row
Its over m8
>>67696235
They certainly are not done, but they are facing a monster that only needs 2 more wins to reach the stan lee cup finals.
>>67696235
>>67696290
I hate when people say this kinda stuff. These are the same people who said the >rags will never lose game 7 at home
>>67696332
Its just shitposting m8
But then again comparing the pongs to the >rags is just stupid
>>67696015
Epic
>rags
vitu saatana perkele
>>67696015
>>67696437
>>67696598
translate please
>rags
>>67696131
had answer for them last game.
>>67696235
Well, according to the stats.... you have a 20% chance now.
Are people still denying we'll win it? Surely not even an autist can be this much of a contrarian?
Is Bill elite?
>>67679731
fixed it
>>67696271
We'll they can't just change their entire game plan?
>>67696032
Hey faggot, show me the post season stats please.
Poopjarvi is going to fall into 5th place
>>67684335
>>67684371
Tax brackets by a third party site:
http://www.bankrate.com/finance/taxes/tax-brackets.aspx
Actual tax table from the IRS to corroborate the above link:
https://www.irs.gov/pub/irs-pdf/i1040tt.pdf
Distribution of Male incomes (Female is available on another page) according to the U.S. Census:
http://www.census.gov/hhes/www/cpstables/032011/perinc/new11_001.htm
Conclusion: Only the 1% get taxed 39.6%, so Canada is right.
>>67697275
To everyones shock, Toronto will pick bulju and go on to win the cup next year.
What's his name again?
>>67697897
Connor McDavid
>>67697897
Bull Jujärvi
>all these Finns
>all these billposters
Kill me
>>67698093
with pleasure
>>67698093
>hating the two most important parts of /hoc/
>mfw Lightning "fans" bolted to the exits last night
>>67696235
they just got swept in three its fucking over
Marleau or Thornton?
>>67699493
Donskoi
>>67695595
He already has pretty much. He got the OT goal in Game 2, and then another goal in Game 3 plus an assist.
>>67696032
>not in playoffs
>against scrub teams in the west
lol
but seriously, thats over 1 goal a game if i did the math right
>>67695756
did he smash his stick after the 4th goal and someone had to bring him a new one?
he chewed his team out on the first goal
>mfw blot fans blaming refpuck and think it would be 3-0 with bishop
>>67686852
>mad
>at pavelski
>his team doesn't use an American goaler tandem
oh shit rest of nhl what are you doing?
Austin Matthews has saved hockey
>>67701533
Winning a Stanley cup with an AHL goalie
>>67701533
>debbies
Fuck outta here Jersey trash
>>67701945
heh, nice injury kid
>>67695035
God bless his autism. Based Bill .
Why is this not being memed to death?
>>67702060
Behold the personification of ELITE
>>67695035
top lel
he's a meme machine
>blots
>blose
>>67695035
> Yfw Bill has such terrible social skills that he literally thought Pierre was asking him how his breathe smelled.
ONE OF US! ONE OF US!
>>67703096
Anyone else see the batman symbol in the fire?
He truly is a watchful protector
tfw your hangover doesn't erase the memory of Tampa's play
>>67703151
Go get publix it'll make you feel better
>>67703151
go suck your gf's penis, that what makes me feel better when I'm down on my luck.
>>67703743
we're averaging about 1 post an hour and you make an early thread
