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Sharks blank blose, even up series.
Game 3 Blues at Sharks 9 PM ET
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>>67703729
How's your breath?
>>67703796
Not good
>Tranpon Gay BLiGhTning
Is Phil Kessel autistic?
To be honest Bill is based as fuck lads
>Was able to avoid knowing what the score was until now
Dammit
>le chubby Reddit man
Phil is a fine player but this is the most autistic and least funny meme on this board
>>67703994
Take that back you angry, rotten sandwich.
>>67703994
You're just jealous Bill, lord of /hoc/ doesn't play for your shit team
>>67703994
nah mad at sandwiches the is the most autistic and least funny meme in /hoc/
there is way worse memes on this board in general
>>67704072
The only thing more autistic is getting mad at the sandwich
Kessel posting is raw unfiltered reddi.t
Fuck off
>yfw shorks win da cup
>>67704316
>t. Sandwich eating spic
>>67704316
>>67703994
>i-if I keep saying he's reddit, eventually people will hate him!!
kek, its too late. bill has taken root here. hes winning a cup. theres nothing you can do about it
>>67703729
God bless him
Bill will have no chance against Jumbo Joe and Pavelski
first for Peeerrrrrkele
>>67704412
Good thing theres 2 other lines with Crosby and Malkin on them :^)
Kessel posters is Reddit personified.
Seriously fuck off.
>>67704537
>that shit tier b8
>>67704562
stop replying you idiot
If loving bill is wrong, I don't want to be right.
>there is a huge likelihood of a Pittsburgh-San Jose final
>either Reimer or Kessel would get the cup
I want a fuck the leafs final. They always blame their best players for their shit management.
>>67704658
>reimer
are you retarded he was traded becaue hes a free agent next year and the laffs arent going to be contending for playoffs for at least 2 or 3 seasons
>>67704733
>for playoffs for at least 2 or 3 seasons
laffs fags are this delusional
>>67704733
They should have resigned him instead of Bernier since he always had more success there. He has a better mentality for a starter and has always had good numbers in the NHL.
>>67704623
Holy shit, his tits are bigger than my gilfriends
mostly because she's not real
>>67704733
Reimer said he's open to coming back to Toronto if they offer enough in the off-season, he's literally doing this to get more experience with a strong organization
>>67704863
everyone is willing to go somewhere if they offer enough you idiot. that is by definition what enough means
>Kessel has 37 points in 36 playoff games
Ok guys serious question here, is Bill actually unironically elite?
>>67704863
They won't offer more than Calgary with their goaltending situation and he would actually be given a real opportunity to be the starter rather than just naming a guy based on what they gave up to get them.
>>67704658
I never had a problem with reimer. Kessel can go fuck himself for all I care.
>>67704923
he always was good
laffs just have such a negative meme-aura that it brought him down
>>67704923
obviously. He was sick with Toronto when they fluked to the playoffs. He's one of the top offensive and most creative players in the league.
>>67704954
Kessel got a bad deal in Toronto. He was very good there and they would make fun of him for being out of shape even though he just has a big head and they'd call him lazy even though he always skated hard and just wasn't any good defensively.
Who /Sharks/ here?
>cucknada uses Psy for their goal song
Holy shit you can't make this shit up, guess you gotta rep your chink population
>>67705130
I never said kessel wasn't a good player I just didn't like him because he was a lazy fat fuck. Not to mention streaky as you can possibly get.
>>67704923
Bill is always elite in the playoffs with all the teams he's played for.
>>67705195
>streaky
not in the playoffs :^)
>>67704795
>american reading comprehension
>sweden
>>67705142
I got them in the bracket. This is the most talented and deepest team the Shorks have ever had. When they were presidents trophy winners they were a 2 line team, this is the first time they are real contenders.
Seruius question. Do the penguins need Malkin?
>>67705251
I guess
>>67705314
Yes they do. Crosby and Malkin garner attention because of who they are, thereby opening up other opportunities to players who aren't getting attention, leading to goals
anyone else who hates canada here?
>>67705352
also malkin has been playing with the worst linemates out of all of them
he is great on the PP
>>67705377
Right here. Should have won by 10.
>>67705314
Yeah his prescence is a positive to the team. Obviously they don't lose anything by having him.
Are you guys even aware anymore that his name is not actually Bill
>>67705422
How did the BILL meme even start though? Someone just mispronounced his name one game?
How can someone as fat and lazy as kessel be good
>hockey
>a sport
>>67705440
He looks like bill from King of the Hill which Reddit thinks is funny because "haha goofy chubby guy"
>>67705459
That pretty much says the NFL isnt a sport either then
>>67705459
Bill worked out with Gary Roberts last summer nignog.
>>67705545
Why does he wear the mask?
>>67705514
look I get that you love rebbit since you like talking about it so much, but this is 4chan. I have never seen this BILL meme posted anywhere else. You can go back any time you like friendo
>>67705589
bill kessel has been a /hoc/ meme longer than you've been on 4chan just stop
>>67705314
Yes. Malkin can gain the zone all by himself. He does try to do too much and makes the random dumb pass or penalty but he's still a net positive.
Reminder that there is NOTHING wrong with liking reddit, and we all have accounts there. There is literally nothing bad about trying to get karma and participating in the world's biggest and best online forum centered around positivity, humor, and cooperation.
>>67705545
for you
Leafs fans are the worst fanbase of existance
pic unrelated
When is this world cup starting?
>>67705861
Your comment has been removed and a note has been added to your profile that you broke the following rule of the sub:
Disallowed comments: Hate speech directed towards an entire group of people like an ethnicity, religion or nationality.
Please remain civil. Further infractions may result in a ban. Thanks
>>67705869
you're not allowed to watch it in your country since no african countries besides sweden were invited
>>67705869
September
>>67705635
im guessing you replied to the wrong person cause im not the one saying bill is reddit
>>67705861
That would be true if the oilers didn't exist.
>>67705869
pls don't take revenge on >us Sweden. I'm sorry >we memed on you.
>>67705902
in that case who gives a shit shut the fuck up you're even more annoying than him
habs
>>67705962
>my reading comprehension is shit, its all your fault!!!
ass blasted redditor spotted
ive been on 4chan longer than you m8, im your superior
>kongs
>>67706034
look at how retarded this post is
only armenia can show up after this post and be even worse
>>67703994
Since when is Bill a reddit meme? Pretty sure >we started it.
>>67706083
>show up 90 minutes later
>scroll through thread responding to bait posts
>>67706075
>retard with shit reading comprehension mistakenly calls out the wrong person, proceeds to be even more retarded while being a retard
my fucking sides, just stop posting dude
Publix
>>67706151
I stopped reading your stupid post as soon as you said reddit. clearly you are so superior and have been on 4chan for 50 years that you continue to respond to the most obvious bait posts and then continue to argue with that person for an hour
you are a meme that should go to leddit xD
pulju
>>67706191
>>67706151
Kill yourselves
>>67706191
holy shit the retard is this assmad
>i didnt read the whole post but i responded anyways
LITERALLY a reddit thing to do
bill kessel is reddit incarcerated and you should all be ashamed of yourself
No joke, I think the best thing for Pulju's career is if the Oilers drafted him. Playing on a line with Hall and Draisaitl would be a great opportunity even if its Edmonton.
>>67706200
Will he be the /hoc/ equivalent of Ronaldo?
>>67706210
you've been responding to me this entire time. I have been calling bill reddit I have been making fun of you for defending bill
you physically cannot stop responding to me. no matter what I post you respond every time and pretend youre smart
>>67706214
>is reddit incarcerated
They jailed Reddit in Bills body?
>>67706224
TSUUUUUUUUUUU
>>67706034
>ive been on 4chan longer than you m8, im your superior
cringe
>>67706230
>I was pretending to be retarded
its ok dude, you'll give me another (you), proceed to keep getting BTFO while thinking you are somehow winning this fight
you are losing. Bill is winning
What makes Swagelin and Bill so good together? Is it the memes
>>67706278
its all the reddit humor powering them
>>67706258
I just told you, you physically can't stop responding to me yet you continue to respond.
I am a penguins fan you complete fucking retard. every post that agreed with you was me. every post you disagreed with was also me
you are so stupid
>6-0
Can we have a moment of silence for Sweden's reputation as a hockey power?
>>67706278
they are both swift, agile, and speedy skaters
>>67706258
why do you keep responding to him? That dunce cap wearing mong is literally trailer park trash. You can easily tell who he is by his posting style.
>>67706292
nigga your country lost 4-0 2 days ago to a country of 5 million
a simple Google search reveals that reddit has an entire subreddit dedicated to kessel
https://www.reddit.com/r/templeofthephil/
nice meme faggots
>>67706287
>im a penguins fan
>calls bill reddit
kek, reply again dude
>>67706330
Delete this now
>>67706318
Im enjoying this actually, its kind of shitting up the thread but its funny nonetheless
>>67706337
Do you actually think I'm lying? Look at how much time you've wasted responding to me, you even tried to brag about how long you have been on 4chan this is golden.
reddit.com/r/hockey/comments/4es5zz/making_playoffs_forces_phil_kessel_to_cancel/
>>67706337
>>67706369
I love Internet arguments
>I couldn't give less of a shit about this argument!
>No, I couldn't give less of a shit!
>NO, I COULDN'T.
>>67706369
>brags about posting obvious b8
>falls for obvious b8
my fucking sides
>>67706396
all I have to do is call something reddit and this same guy will argue with me for hours every day
>>67706416
sup redditor
>>67706292
Finland beat Can 4-0, Can beat Swe 6-0 -> Fin beat Swe 10-0 haha in your face swebros!
>>67706458
Can't wait for a Canada/Finland final.
Finland > Swedeland
>>67706458
You didn't beat Canada, you freaked them out with your weird mongol facial aesthetics.
>came on here expecting dank memes involving Cuckdeau going full rich kid in the House of Commons
>it's just two retards posting about bill
Seriously though, do you guys think Pulju will drop? All I hear about these days is Matthews/Laine/Tkachuk it seems. Has Pulju been sorta relegated because of Laine's recent push?
>>67706493
Same here just put something else on front of the goal than an old car that time.
>>67706600
That was a weird one for Talbot, he's been rock solid otherwise. Just blanked the filthy Swedes 6-0.
As an Oilel fan, it was a relief to see. I'm sure he'll be in form next game and then the finals.
HAIL, CAM
>>67706416
>hours every day
Yeah, you really showed him, nice "victory"
What's the most reddit country and why is it Canada?
>>67706589
Pulju won't be drafted, he's hiding a career ending injury
>>67706589
pulju is better than laine, and will have a better career than busthews. recency bias is columbus' jackpot
>>67706589
How embarrassed are you to be canadian after that "incident" that Trudeau had?
>>67706589
>came into a hockey thread expecting politics bullshit
>got hockey bullshit
dummy
>>67706589
jesse poolparty doesn't pass or score or even shoot with his backhand
compare that with mcdavid or 30 goal scoring NHL wingers....
you're not going ot teach him how to use his backhand at 19
also his world junior stats were a lot of garbage goals, rebound assists, and goalies out of position and empty nets because of it
he should drop....depends what shitty management team can't properly watch hockey
th for we'll win it all next year
>>67706738
>How embarrassed are you to be canadian after that "incident" that Trudeau had?
I'm embarrassed that the country is full of so many pussies and idiots to have even voted him in to begin with, the premier of ontario is a liberal dyke who's corrupt and has been fucking the country since she's started
it's embarrassing how stupid our youth is who voted for him because >le good looks weed man XD
>>67704923
Bill is love, bill is life
>>67706738
Alberta here. The rest of the country should be embarrassed. I'm laughing my ass off that people in this country were stupid enough to think he isn't just a retarded rich kid.
>>67706826
>>67706803
Can you guys explain a little bit what happened? I saw that he went to a group of people, grabbed some guy by his should like he was his buddy, and he walks away and like just barely brushes this chick and she acts like she got stabbed
Is it really that bad over there?
>>67706781
In truth, I only watched him play at the juniors last year and didn't really think too much of him, compared to Laine. I'm curious though, because I'm a Coilers fan, so if he drops, >we're gonna have to make a decision on him. I'm leaning more towards Dubois, but fuck me do I hate French Canadians.
>>67706849
Pretty much. I think some NDP members were obstructing a vote from taking place and Trudeau got fed up and kinda stormed over there.
NDP are of course overreacting and playing the victim for political reasons here. That's the most embarrassing part really.
>>67706820
bill is reddit
AHAHAHA I JUST FUCKING WATCHED IT
canada is so worthless
>>67706849
>Is it really that bad over there?
it was bad before, he was supposed to do all these great things, but after the gay rights and muslim rights bullshit wears off, we're left with the hard truth, he can't run a country and his wife can't even run her own house
so...what this did was prove to all the supporters "hey, he's actually the little douche bag you said he wasn't, and he pretty much hit a girl"
getting elbowed by someone who doesn't know you're there actually hurts, they don't feel it because it's a giant bone, but if you've ever played sports as a kick and caught someone with an elbow in basketball or going up for a ball of any kind, you know that you don't feel you elbow them, but they got a bloody nose and are accusing you of doing it and everyone says you did so....
he acted like a child, bullying people on a school yard, and he acted like someone who didn't care or was too stupid to realize there was camera's everywhere
Canadians are very patient (to the point of being legit lazy) people, and having manners and patience and being always a gentleman is what is expected out of anyone who's age doesn't begin with a 2.....so as far as voting population goes anyone 18-29 doesn't give a shit, they just want weed and trannies, everyone else wants a stable economy and a government that at least doesn't look corrupt
Trudeau has fucked up seemingly every week since fort mac went burning...
>>67706826
Saskie here, Ralph Goodale is the only competent Liberal in the parties history.
>>67706331
>bill is a reddit meme
>here's a subreddit as proof
>subreddit doesn't even call him bill
>>67706849
The guy he grabbed was a member of the opposition who was walking up to vote on an issue. Several other members of Parliament were standing in his way, accidentally-on purpose.
Trudeau got pissed, walked up and grabbed the opposition guy and dragged him through the crowd, elbowing a female MP in the process. The guy he grabbed was demanding he let him go, which Trudeau did not.
The female MP dove on the play and embellished the shit out of it, so now idiots are freaking out about Cuckdeau hitting a woman, when they should be skewering him for thinking he can use physical force in the House or Commons.
tldr - rich kid Trudeau acted like the real dick head we all know he is, and it was caught on camera
>>67706930
he didn't even elbow the bitch you're just a pussy
>>67706947
he did though...I personally don't care
I find the problem in him marching over and putting his hands on another grown man and being so distraught about the situation that he bumped her at all........
>>67706930
Get a load of this bleeding gash
>>67706930
I hope Trudeau gets exposed as the propagandist he is in the next election. They need to run attack ads comparing his publicity stunts to Putin's. A leader elected on flair and not policy is always dangerous.
>>67706965
>........
I don't care you're faggot
>>67706941
>tldr - rich kid Trudeau acted like the real dick head we all know he is, and it was caught on camera
I think this is the best way to say it
now all of his supporters have to act stupid because he's not the peaceful prince they've made him out to be
and
>weed guys XD
>>67706800
>Ovi fucks off to Mother Russia
>craps finally win a cup
I would literally kill myself cause nothing could ever top that
>>67706986
CBC is always spreading good news about him....
I guess that's what happens when you hand them piles of cash...
I never believed it before until they recently started defending him on their front page of their website
how is he so swift
>>67706992
>everyone in canada is such a pussy that even the "conservatives" think this is dangerous behavior
jesus fuck what a pathetic country
>>67707023
lol they showed him on the maple leafs bench, huffing and puffing
then on the pens bench, absolutely fine
we'll see how long it lasts though...eventually crosby and geno's phat uncut cocks will bore him
crosby had a fat chud for sure, stubby like his legs
>>67707038
>jesus fuck what a pathetic country
yeah dude, 30 million people, it's a complete meme country
recently went to a shopping outlet near toronto
kids playing in a fake grass area
8-10 of the kids were non white....this is the future, foreigners who can't speak english having the money to buy torey burch merchandise
>>67707060
Yeah dude
I don't know how to write sentences either
This is the best way to post
Fuck yeah Trudeau is the best he likes girls
Some crackhead wrote on eapn how it's time for washington to trade ovi and move on.
Anyone with insider to tell me what were his mad projections?
>>67707121
what is eapn? if you mean espn stop reading it
The Trudeau thing is quite fucking fascinating. Liberals are trying to defend Trudeau elbowing the broad as an accident, while Conservatives don't give a fuck about the elbow and are wondering why Trudeau thinks he can get physical with MP's in the first place (guy he manhandled was a Conservative MP). Meanwhile, NDPers are screaming that Trudeau is a woman beater.
Everyone is on a different page in this argument, it's hilarious.
>>67707143
Yeah, espn. Cant be bothered to proofread my phoneposting
why isn't it the maple leaves?
>>67707155
>Everyone is on a different page in this argument, it's hilarious.
actually everyone wants him to resign so...
>>67707165
I grew up knowing espn as the best site for sports. then some niche sources started popping up that were way better and disney bought espn and now it seems every other source is better than espn
you probably don't get espn on tv but you used to be able to leave it on in the background all day and get some good info on every single league and now its just what did this basketball player tweet today? what football player was seen at a bar last night?
there is absolutely no reason to ever use espn anymore and its kind of sad because it is definitely the most accessible place
>>67707195
> why isn't it the maple leaves?
because they don;t play as a team
Fuck Canada
>>67706242
What does Tsuuuuu mean?
The fact that americaitlyns think they can banter when they literally elected a nigger twice is really hilarious
>canada
>>67707366
>americaitlyns
>canacuck "banter"
>>67707366
he's harvard law educated you fucking idiot
this is exactly what I talked about, 30 million people, a total meme country who's people think their shit doesn't stink
>>67707366
Even Obongo in 8 years hasn't JUSTed as much as Cuckdeau has in only 8 months
>>67707410
So was Bush. What the fuck is your point?
>>67707402
>>67707410
>>67707450
>nigger president
>62% white
You don't have a leg to stand on, lads
>>67707462
>le Bush is stupid
>>67707462
>he didn't think bush was a top 5 all time president
Lol #feelthebern xD
>americaitlyns ruining another thread with their insecurity
>>67707474
Soon you wont even have a country to stand on m8
>>67707527
>>67707529
Ladies, ladies, please. You're both just terrible.
>>67707549
and the most irrelevant nation in the hockey world speaks
>>67707529
Ok mr will be a minority by 2044
Americans are like a guy in a lifeboat that has no oars laughing at a guy with a pinhole leak in his yacht
>tfw Phil will never come back to the leafs
>>67707574
Well, at least you're back on topic.
>>67707583
Look m8 im sorry your country is literally burning down around you, but you dont need to be so insecure
>The inferno could actually burn through the winter and into next year, University of Alberta wildfire professor MIke Flannigan said.
Jesus christ
>>67707667
It could burn 20 percent of the population and we would still have less brown people than you
>americaitlyns
>>67707706
>americaitlyns
theres that weak banter again kek
try not to get burnt to a crisp by dude weed lmao and his muslim friends
Question for Canadians...
How have you benefitted since Trudeaus inauguration?
>>67706930
>caring this much about petty politics
Fucking kill yourself faggot
>>67707728
>crying about banter because you got rekt
>americaitlyns
>all this /pol/ posting
Shut the fuck up nobody cares. Neither country is in a great position going forward. It's like comparing who's shit doesn't stink as much.
You have 10 seconds to name 1 (one) way Trudeau had negatively affected our country
I can wait
>>67706941
>The female MP dove on the play
>>67707583
>Canada
>yacht
You're worse at analogies than Canadian teams are at winning Cups
>>67707763
>americaitlyns
jesus christ that banter is so weak. canacucks are too friendly to banter.
>>67707787
canacucks are the ones /pol/ posting. this guy keeps telling me im gonna be a minority like I care that much kek. Pretty sure im still white, pretty sure english is still going to be the main language here
meanwhile canacucks are literally going to burn to the ground
>>67707787
>mad at trump
>>67707804
Muslims will not turn out well. They are in no way increasing Canadian productivity or standard of living.
They are worsening them on average.
We won't even talk about their penchant of exploding.
>>67707743
>Fucking kill yourself faggot
thankfully I'll be able to legally do so because of your faggy government
>>67707824
>tfw no Trump
C-can i atleast move there once he makes you great again?
>>67707816
>I-I-I don't care that brown people will run my country in 20 years
Absolute cuckoldry
>americaitlyns
>>67707837
Yes :3
>>67707828
Wait the fact that it's ""illegal"" is what's stopping you?
>>67707855
Cool. I'll even help you remove the Paco's.
>>67707854
>brown people will run my country
not with all this white privilege :^)
try not to burn to the ground dude. Maybe you should right about zero canadian teams in the playoffs
>>67707825
We have only imported 25K refugees, it is statistically insignificant next to the total population
They have also all been checked by csis and do not come from refugee camps
>>67707825
>They are in no way increasing Canadian productivity or standard of living.
>They are worsening them on average.
I know a family who were on social assistance, like 20 years ago, who now because of having a down syndrome child are still on it.....
they literally never worked for 20 years, never payed market rent, were always living off the man
there are shitskins now who run up tens of thousands of dollars worth of debt while their parents are on disability.....
yeah....that helps the economy
>We won't even talk about their penchant of exploding.
Trudeau did, he said some choice words...basically that if one of the 25,000 immigrants committed an attack it was cool because of all the liberal joy given from the other 24,999 immigrants who are waiting literally months to learn english and thus are living off the tax payers
>>67707876
Try not to get shot, Caitlyn. And I don't mean estrogen LEL
>>67707906
dude shut the fuck up, Canada sucks
>>67707906
jesus christ canacucks really are the worst at banter. I actually cringed at that last part because I have a very clear image of a 12 year old canacuck writing it
>not sports
Reported all you faggots. Back to /int/
>>67707926
>self-loathing
not attractive desu
>>67707813
DUDE VANCOUVER LMAO
>>67707926
Then move retard
>>67707936
Don't be so mad chinada.
>>67707936
>announcing reports
>>67707942
I'm not, I just lived in the USA for 5 years and it's better all around
I fully identify as a USA
>>67707933
>gets so butthurt zhe crus about banter
You're a typing stereotype, caitlyn
>>67707968
Then why are you back in Canada? I don't see the point if it's so shit to you.
>>67707960
>Then move retard
me and my old lady are saving up to do so
>>67707968
Either a proxy fag or an americaitlyn on vacation
>>67707969
kek canacuck had a stroke mid post
canacucks cant handle the bants
when was the last time a Canadian team won the cup again? :^)
>>67707982
>Then why are you back in Canada?
Divorce
>>67707987
No, just a Canadian who got to experience something different to the gordie howe brainwashing of the university of western ontario being better than Ivy league schools
shut the fuck up and post hockey webms you guys are faggots
Was the "if you kill your enemies they win" line just a meme or did he actually say that?
>>67708000
A team of Canadians wins every year anon :^)
>>67708000
>he is still this asspained
>americaitlyns
>>67707984
are you literally a redneck ?
>>67707968
If I had to pick between the two, I'd say Canada looks the nicer place to live.
Some areas in the US look nice, like Montana or North Dakota, but it mostly doesn't appeal.
>>67708024
We were looking at Germany until a euro friend told me Germany is now trashed by muslims
>auf wiedersein hussain abdullah
>>67708024
There is literally nothing wrong with being a redneck, fuck off Klaus al Ficki
>>67708023
>americaitlyns
look dude we can do this all day, just know that this is really weak bantz and you're a cuck forever and ever, those quads just proved it
>>67708004
Post Canadian birth certificate. There isn't a single person I have ever met that would want to be American, not even memeing
>>67708052
>I say one word
>he types out an essay of asspain
>americaitlyns
>>67708053
That's just home bias.
I was born and raised in Minnesota and the concept of moving to North Carolina or something is almost just flabergasting to me.
>>67707984
I bet you blame your poverty on our country.
That's not the case, you're just retarded
>>67708038
>I'd say Canada looks the nicer place to live.
looks....and that's if you don't look at any of the states in the south where there is no snow
gas, food, clothing, postal service, cars, car insurance, booze and on and on is cheaper in the USA
>>67708053
>Post Canadian birth certificate.
I have no idea where it even is
>There isn't a single person I have ever met that would want to be American, not even memeing
Yeah, because you only know and meet losers
>>67708071
Canacucks
Zero teams in the stanley cup playoffs
Canada literally burning to the ground
Goddamn it feels great being an American
>>67708072
>Minnesota
Basically Canada desu
>>67708078
>I bet you blame your poverty on our country.
what?
>>67708072
everyone I know regards Americans as fat disgusting slobs. I have lived in a lot of different places even in other countries
>>67708039
Yeah, somebody's gotta work
>>67708042
Don't you have a cousin to bang, cletus
>>67708089
Canadians have free health care, right?
That seems more important than cheaper clothes imho
>>67708098
>risky, expensive, and doesn't really benefit a country
>let's do it anyways.
I hate how we are JUSTing the western world.
>>67708089
Exactly. Obviously an amerifat on vacation.
gg fatbody
>>67708108
2 poor to move lmao
>Canacucks in full damage control mode now that one of their own has turned on them
Top laff, keep it up
>>67708092
>one word
>americaitlyns
>>67708122
It's Trey.
Go get shitskin kebab meat down the corner lmao
>>67708130
>free
>>67708130
We are taxed for it; is similar to Britain o think. Nowhere near he absolute retardation that takes place south of the border
how many canadian teams made the playoffs this year?
>>67708130
The food costs alone adds up. The worst part is that the reason for these costs is that all of the factory jobs are in the states. American companies ship Canadian resources down south creating good jobs down there and Canadians have to pay extra for shipping the products up here again. Canada needs to industrialize, but American influence and interests don't allow it. Their economy smothers Canada.
Talk about hockey
>1980
This is a hockey thread
>>67708207
Canada is one of the top ten most industrialized countries though
Faggots
>>67708199
ZERO
>>67708231
Nobody cares
>>67708192
Figured.
I'm pretty sure your policy was in part dictated by ours, being a member of the commonwealth.
So yeah, it's essentially """"free"""" health care.
Way better than $1,000 per ambulance ride.
Thanks for ruining this thread you fucking faggots. Go back to /pol/ and stay go.
>>67708192
Nigga I pay $25/month for coverage for through work. Full dental, vision, etc. I'm only 27 so I haven't tested the limits of it, but it's not that fucking dire for everyone here
Really good hockey talk
I don't care about any of your countries
>>67708278
You can tell she's a Fin.
What board is this again?
>>67708313
Blame the flag system
Are you all done?
>>67708264
Yeah but what if you get fired.
You should be done
>no playoff series wins since Voynov was deported the fuck out
Doughty better not win the Norris.
>>67708330
Nobody cares
>>67708326
>showing flags
Pure fucking cancer
>>67703729
Bill be nutty bro
>/hoc/
This thread is amazing.
>>67708367
This post is not about hockey
Talk about tonight's game maybe? How about last night's?
Sharks for the reverse sweep
>bustthews
>>67708403
Who have you got for the final?
I'm thinking Sharks/Penguins
>>67708403
you're such a crying faggot
>>67708444
Bill MVP
trips chekd
>>67708444
Blues vs pens. I've liked the blood since they beat Chicago and don't see tampa having enough to beat the pens
>>67708444
>Who have you got for the final?
I think so too
Crosdogg420 was supposed to be in a "slump" and the next day he scores OT winner...
>>67708403
Brouwer will score tonight. Cap this.
>americaitlyns
Zack Kassian
Is there any bigger joke in broadcasting right now than tsn's man of steel thing? Is there any bigger joke than tsn?
Frederik Andersen
>>67708531
What's he getting in rfa boys? Will the oilers resign the big guy? I think he was looking good there.
>>67708567
Wait, they resigned him 3 hours ago to a one year, 1.75m contract. I'm fucking retarded boys.
Andrew Shaw
Mark Giordano
>>67708556
It's kind of pathetic how all the old TSN guys are so desperate to keep themselves relevant since they lost hockey. The network is garbage now. Don't even get me started on the radio.
>>67708636
At least they have the iihf consolation prize. Pretty much the first thing I've watched on there since the cfl season ended.
>>67708626
lmao look at this humorous homophobe
https://streamable.com/3hek
SARAVON PEKKA PEKKA PEKKA
Does stamkos or bishop play this season?
>>67708698
nope, pens sweep in 5
>>67708681
Did Finland go to the moon?
>>67708599
I thought it was $1.5 per? Either way, I like the deal. One year "show me" contracts are never bad. Hopefully he can help guide this Caggiula kid >we just signed and help him fully realize his pest potential.
>>67708733
We designed the fuel system you went to the moon with.
>@LouisStringerHockey 17 minutes ago FA Kyle Okposo in 'serious talk' with Chuck Fletcher and new coach Bruce Boudreau
Is it happening?
>>67708789
>we
>>67708845
mild going to overpay another UFA winger? Hasn't worked yet.
Please god why did I sacrifice that hooker to you, don't do this to me
>>67708883
Parise is the second best LW in the NHL only behind Ovechkin
>>67708883
Rangers west
>>67708943
>Back "moneybags" Parise
>good
>>67708976
>45 (forty five) goals
weak
>>67708330
I work for the government, that's virtually impossible
>>67709009
>7 (seven) years ago
>>67708943
Good one
>>67709040
Thats Kippers bum? Not bad for a namefag.
>>67709040
>ywn have a smukbutt hat
Kill me
>>67708943
Too bad his back is shot
>driving all day
>only see iihf scores now
Wow, couldn't be better matchups
>>67708943
I take Benn or Hall over Parise ten times out of ten.
>>67709245
The semis are gonna be great. I think it'll end up a Canada/Finland final. Finland has had >our number a few times recently, so it should be a good game.
I hope Tyler Johnson sustains a career ending injury that also greatly diminishes his quality of life tbqh
>>67709289
Yeah the shitposting on Saturday is going to be fun as fuck
>>67709300
He's a manlet his quality of life is already diminished
>>67709263
>Hall
hahaha beards get it #playoffbeards
>>67709300
Why? Better than anyone on your shit team?
>>67708681
Except that's not true at all
>>67704434
>He unironically thinks Crosby and Malkin stand a chance against Brent Burns
Hate to say it but the cup is staying in the West and I'm rooting for the Pens to win.
>>67709614
>38 points
Wow so good.
Wowwow
>>67709900
eating all those cancer sandwiches probably stunted his growth and gave him bone cancer
>>67709953
kek sandwiches btfo
Quiznos>Jimmy Johns>Erbert and Gerberts>Subway>living in Florida
>>67709900
That's basically top line material on any Canadian team
>>67709977
>tfw so many quiznos locations closed down
>>67709977
>fast food equivalents of sandwiches
Fucking faggot find a good deli you beta
>t-the a-arena's only empty b-because e-everyone's in t-traffic!
>>67710031
Quiznos went the fuck down after the market crash, I forget why.
>>67710062
>eating at the local store jew
>>67710085
>not thinking those chains are more jew than mom and pop delis
Toppest of keks
>>67710070
True but not an excuse desu
>>67709983
Actually the worst team in the league had 5 players that scored more points than that
>manlets
>>67710071
>>67710031
From what I understand it was a fucked up franchise.
Like the owners of the local shop couldn't go out and buy napkins from Sam's Club, they could only buy 'authentic Quiznos franchise napkins' which were more expensive and shit.
Eventually shit just hit the fan. But I think I heard that from some shitty site so who knows.
>>67709977
She really has got that elf look going on
takes a dick well tho
>>67710100
>Oy Vey, go to Abraham and Sarah Shlomobergs local Kosher deli. Don't give money to those evil public companies!
Sure things Liebowitz
>>67710133
Subway has branded napkins, though, don't they? I wonder if they were just much better managed at the corporate level
Dfw tonights game thread will be another ghost town and will be lucky to make it to a 2nd thread
>>67710184
5 dollar footlong was a success after the recession. But now theyre stuck in an awkward place bw cheaper and faster burger joints and healthier and fresher places like chapotle.
>>67710193
I'm not posting in that faggot trash
>tfw based leafs become new dynasty
>>67710193
>grow the game
>>67710219
Subway fucking sucks, but I wouldn't say chipotle is healthier. Quiznos had a five dollar deal as well, if memory serves
>>67710219
Well Chipotle is a risk because it might kill you
Is there a team in a worse position than the Minnesota Wild?
>Soft 30+ winger with a career ending back injury signed at top line money for the next decade
>Incredibly overrated locker room cancer defenseman signed at an even worse contract for the next decade
>soft autist who can't speak English as a captain
>doofus goalie who was signed after 5 months of good play, has regressed at an alarming rate and isn't even starter quality any more
>team is so cancerous they ran their excellent defensive minded coach out of town and hired a guy that couldn't win with prime ovechkin and couldn't win with getzlaf perry and Kesler
>fanbase that booed them off the ice in the playoffs
>management that relies on an IRL meme "the state of hockey" to pander to idiots and sell tickets
>worst logo in professional sports. A fucking bear made of trees
So, can anyone think of a team in a worse position?
#StanleyCup Playoffs @NHL 3 minutes ago
Joe Pawvelski's holding down the fort. #StanleyCup
>>67710274
Any Canadian team, especially the snes
Sweden y'all are shit!
>>67710157
Kek enjoy eating your processed shitty tiny sandwiches and giving money to the jews. I'll eat delicious fresh giant meat filled subs and endorse small American businesses.
>>67710274
They'll make the playoffs next year too so there is 14 teams in a worse position
>>67710316
Jets and Leafs have the best prospect pools by far and are 1 and 2 in the draft so no.
Vancouver yes for sure they have to wait until the sedins retire to do anything
>>67710328
She's been getting piped the whole time you know. Probably didn't go two weeks without getting Chad dick.
I wonder if she let him go raw
>>67710352
St Louis and Detroit have the young players that will become elite though in the next 2-3 years.
>>67710352
>laffs
"haha sub sandwiches LOL quiznos lmfao >based publix" what kind of humor is this
/sp banter is the worst
what is the puppy monkey baby of the nhl?
>>67710380
Well virginia most girls want it raw nowadays. Some of them have even told me to take the condom off.
>>67710316
all canadian teams are in a better position than the wild though. at least they can rebuild, the wild are stuck with two anchors for the next decade
>>67710393
Are you replying to the right person?
>>67710407
Keep the >laffs ready its gonna become the new >rags when they become an elite team and their fans including me will become unbearably smug and annoying
>>67710313
stupid cat, too bad the zamboni didnt smear it all over the ice
>>67710407
>1967
>Laffs
>>67710413
It's just one guy who posts that don't worry about it. Don't be mad it's just a sandwhich, friend.
"we're alpha males bro, we eat superior sub sandwiches haha dude just got laid by this skank rofl"
>>67710413
>mad
>at serious discussions
>>67710380
not to burst your bubble but she works in the ME for govt. She does that and she gets beheaded
>>67710430
That's hot. Dumping loads deep into pussy is my fetish.
>>67710494
yeah sure it is cupcake
>>67710454
but the >rags arent good
>>67710454
Their fans are somehow already smug and annoying
>>67710494
I mean, they want you to pull out. Thats my fetish too but so is money so no thanks.
>>67710426
HBK line
>>67710539
rofl nice one dude
>>67710413
>mad at sandwich
>>67710508
They made the conference finals how many times?
Yeah they got killed in the finals but they still made it
>>67710530
>I don't want to have children
Spotted the 19 year old
>>67710548
>kessel is the puppy
>bonino is the monkey
>the swede is the baby
>>67710553
would rather be the bruins, win one meme year, and then not go back than be so close and never win
t. Philadelphia eagles fan
rofl nice one dude
>>67710553
>dumping ground for aging stars since the beginning of time
>dragged along by your shit goaltender
>ninety (90) years
>four (4) cups
>an original six team
>rags
>>67710577
Did I say that fuck boii? Im pretty well off in my earl 20s, I'm not ready to ruin my wealth on a little demon yet.
>>67710577
More like
>i don't want to have to pay child support to some whore
Jumbo Joe and Jagr are the last remaining legends.
Thoughts?
>>67710632
yeah i got a thought fuck off
Sharks stream anyone?
>>67710616
>already predicting you'll have a failure marriage
>>67710613
>le little demon
>I want to drive a Lincoln not a Chevy
Absolutely pathetic
>>67710590
Yeah of course Im just saying /hoc/ will come to hate the leafs even more
>>67710605
yes i agree
>rags
>>67710616
>getting a whore pregnant
lel only cum in women who you know dont want kids now or ever or ones that you know are good people
yeah word we all get laid here *gives high five*
bitches am i right
t. faggot bro /hoc/ retard
>>67710632
>jagr
>legend
how to spot a new hockey fan
>>67710663
Breh you've never even had sex.
game thread
>>67710716
game thread
>>67710716
game thread
>>67710716
>>67710682
>projecting
Not all of 4chan is r9k robots
*turns snapback backwards* fuckin this one skank last week, bitch told me to take the condom off Lel Topkek i said 'no way you aren't worth it' and kept fuckin her
>these two amerilards pretending they've been laid this decade
haha jesus christ
>>67710663
The topic at hand was random girls, not wives. Knocking up some random girl is never good.
>all the angry r9k virgins
there's a fucking game happening shut the fuck up
>>67710737
>>67710745
Why do you guys sperg out so hard when people talk about sex? You know it makes you look sad right? Just dont give them the (you)s
*gives high five* am i right *adjusts cargo shorts*
t. "bro" shit head
Thoughts?
Who owns hockey?
>>67712421
They...
>>67703729
Pengs gunna get swept in da stably cub
Poor kessel he's been so close but so far
>>67712465
ALIUMS!
>>67712479
I don't really see either of the teams left keeping up with the Pens speed or depth.
>everyone in Clearwater suddenly loves hockey this year
>Saw a fresh bolt logo on a cadalac.
kill me please
>>67712655
Nig it's been like this since last year.
t. Clearwater
>>67712655
Well, if some of them put in the effort to actually learn the rules and follow the game, it's not entirely a bad thing.
Hey /hoc/
Two questions:
1) what is this power play thing? Just a temporary in-game suspension?
2) are the games usually filled with this many czech pure waifus? Please say yes.
>>67713092
that's very optimistic of you.
be a dear and please explain hybrid icing to a room full of early retirees
>>67713178
fuck off zikababby
>>67713092
>>67713178
there's yer sign
>>67713178
hi brazil. if you'd like your hockey question answered please provide us with a photo of your lunch.
t. /hoc/
>>67709977
>dat bulge
>>67713217
>taking pics of your food
Do you take me for an female instagram addicted whore?
>>67713265
do you have any cartoon animals instead?
hahahahaha vittu homos!!
>>67709977
QUIZNOS CHICKEN CARBONARA MASTER RACE REPORTING IN
>14 shots
>3 goals
>>67710070
>the same exact seats have been empty all playoffs
>theyre business seats
You have no idea how much this angers me
Who /picked the right final/ here?
>>67713947
I had pongs ducks... close ish I guess?
>mfw bolts "fans" are already preparing their delusions for tomorrow night
Last night one of them said the bolts were playing pretty well as they gave 48 fucking shots
>mfw
Post more bills
>PRODS
>BLOOSE
https://streamable.com/6k6y
SHARKS JUST MAKING EM' ALL MAD
>>67713947
I had Pens Stars
>>67713962
>literally up and down the entire length of the ice
>>67714118
>literally can't stand up on skates
>>67714043
>that laughing slut behind him
pottery
>>67714138
>still in denial
>shorks are gonna win the cup
>another team ascending above us
>they haven't even suffered for half as long
Kill me senpai
the fucking blues cost me...
>>67714043
who's next?
j0nes is elite
>>67714283
>still can't skate
>>67714389
I feel bad for anyone who can't skate desu
Missing out on too much in life especially those easy dates in winter
>>67714389
>up
>>67714423
I would want to kill myself if I couldn't skate at least 3 months of the year outdoors tbqh
>>67714434
>cant
>skate
>there are STILL people who doubt that jones is the best goalie left and that the sharks are the team to beat
>>67714423
I can't skate but I can make myself cum without touching my dick so it all worked out in the end.
>hertl
>more goals then the bloos.
>>67714468
>grew up in jersey and michigan
>move out to cali for work
I have to travel a few hours north to pond skate, it's hell
>>67714485
Video or kill yourself
>>67703871
Austistic and ugly
>>67714516
Is there many rinks there?
>>67714485
teach me the ways of hands free fapping
>game ends
>based just for laughs gags come on
Well played Cucked Broadcasting Corp
>>67714623
find the prostrate.
>>67714636
>>67714468
>and
>>67714611
Yeah a surprising amount actually, even an outdoor one in the winter but it's pretty shit ice unless you go mid afternoon when they redo the ice
Not the same though
>>67714666
>wew lad
>devil trips checked
>>67714631
>current gag literally features the victim being cucked out of 3 cheerleaders by a chad
>>67714631
>it's a highlight of the blues vs. sharks game
these fucking habberinos are fucking bantz masters
someone pls webm of that Browner rage
it's beautiful
Is this the year the shorks don't shork?
>>67714882
yes
>>67714882
Not until the scf
>>67714882
Nah. Still think they don't even get past the Bloos tbqh.
>>67714882
Maybe. Personally I believe they're trying out do themselves. Doing it 4-3 was a triumphant shorking but it means that future shorkings need to be bigger and more spectacular. You see this all the time in comic books. Where do you go from doing it 4-3 with your biggest rival? Why shorking in the SCF of course.
>>67714476
>the sharks are the team to beat
That's not the penguins
>2 wins away from the cup
>6 wins away from having my first Championship ring
I'm so close /sp/, so fucking close.
>>67714972
Pongs vs Caps should have been the east final. Publix the team got lucky playing a bad detroit team and an average Islander team.
Maybe we've entered a bizarro world where the Sharks won't shork? I mean just look around us, Trump is going to become president, /tv/ crashed a plane, and kippers ass is still fat as ever.
im scared tbqh senpai.
>>67715011
>caps
Caps were shit, had the easiest 1st round and would have been wrecked by anyone other than the flyers or detroit pizzas
>>67715008
>my
>>67715008
Joe pls go
>>67704822
>mostly because she's not real
None of us are real on the internet, anon-chan.
>>67715053
>>67715066
If you work for the team you get a ring if you're on a championship team, its how working in sports works.
>>67715008
Go to bed, Joe.
>>67715145
that doesn't matter to you anyway
>>67715008
why would you jinx it joe
>>67715008
>tfw the blues are only 7 wins away
>>67714316
Heh nothin personal kid
>>67715255
it will be blose blots nothing you can do about it
>>67714316
Blues would be worse. Then only the >laffs would have a longer drought
>>67713957
Me2
