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>>67686766
boars head plz
stream pls
>>67686766
>not getting Boars head
What is it like being poor?
tbdesu
>fair weather trampa gay """"fans"""" won't let anyone wear pens gear in because there'd be more away cheers
lets hope nobody dies tonight m8s
SHIT FANS
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>>67686881
>northern fans leave their hometown to live in Tampa
>>67686881
cry about it
Sheetz > Publix
Fuck Publix
>>67686951
>literally sells burgers from a vending machine
Stay mad, cuck.
>>67686860
my nigga
>Cyndi
Last digit is the total goals scored in this game.
>>67686984
That dog sure is smug
>>67686958
This
>>67686985
Last digit of this post is how many OTs there will be
>>67686951
Wawa > Publix > Shiitz
fuck off yinzer
>>67686985
>>67687012
a 3-2 OT game again?
at least it'll last awhile
>>67687016
>butthurt fillfthadelphia fan
>lets go light
lmao nice chant bath salt boys
>>67687016
WaWa hoagies are shit and so are you
>>67687012
last digit of this post is how many games the pens-sharks cup final goes
>>67687012
Even and bolts win odds and its pitsburgh 9 and 0 constitute a reroll.
Last digit of my post is how many prescription sleeping pills I take after this loss
>all those blue light up dildos being waved in tranny bay
>flyover cucks are getting mad at sandwiches again
Why is Publix so based?
last digit is how many players get injured during the game
>>67687036
Your moms name is Wawa. Neat.
Last digit determines how many goals Bill scores in this game
>>67687069
>always thinking about phallic symbols
What's it like being a fag?
>>67687045
>sharks
>finals
Pick one m8
Last digit of my post is how many more people post "Last digit of my post is [...]" posts
>>67687090
Where did that meme come from?
>>67687093
>what's it like being a fag?
Dunno, ask your dad, he'll tell you.
>>67687093
>no u
Good one Reddit
who /winn dixie/ here
Last digit is how many drop passes Malkin makes
>>67687105
>rekt
>>67687090
god dammit
>>67686853
Boars Head a shit
Dietz & Watson 4 life
>>67687090
DELETE THIS!!!
last digit is how many teeth Pittsburgh fans have
>>67687121
>just one
>>67687090
Praise kek
Sheetz>Royal Farms>Wawa>grocery store "subs"
>>67687065
>>67687012
>>67686985
>>67687090
So, pittsburgh wins 3-2 in double OT with 0 goals from BILL. You heard it here folks.
>>67686951
>Ameritoofattowalks
>>67687111
>>67687116
>I have no rebuttal outside of school yard tier shit flinging
Okay
Pierre is such a fucking idiot.
Hahaha this fight between Jonesy and Milbury
>>67687194
>Posting with a american flag
>it's the negro tranny singer again
>>67687167
>yinzer logic
nice kamikaze survivor florida
guess he was a coward
>>67687205
Subway>powergap>everything else
>>67687205
Why would you get a sub at wegmans though? The selection of ready to eat stuff is enormous
lol that old nigga looks like he's about to die any second now
he's shaking like crazy
>>67687215
>fatcepptance
>>67687241
Subway is fucking garbage
>>67687244
Because they have god tier bread that's perfect for a sub
>>67687235
>my opinion is somehow "logic"
>the city of retired jewish men logic
>>67687241
NOT EVEN ONCE
>>67687230
>mad at colored people
Trudaeu wouldn't like your bigotry
>>67687201
Congrats asswipe, you're the least dumb of the dummies.
>>67687264
That just means everything else is worse than garbage
>>67687241
Alright there, Jared Fogle. Don't you have some kids to molest?
>>67687241
This is bait, do not reply
GIANT EAGLE WILL WIN IN 6
>vasy in net again
the team better get him a win this time, he beyond deserved it last game
Why haven't they sung the Canadian anthem in the playoffs yet?
>>67687267
In Pittsburghland, most yinzers think opinions are logic because most are dumb. Including yourself.
>>67687274
>colored people
That's racist. The proper term is "people of enriched melanin"
>>67687293
Too l8 m8
>>67687317
>Implying you dont already know why
>malkin
trade when
>>67687309
i'd marry the person who made this
>>67687297
Giant Eagle confirmed for better supermarket
>better gas rewards
>better rotisserie chicken
>more affordable
JUST
GEOMETRICALLY
>Florida anything
>>67687341
Minnesota's 1st, 2nd, and Dumba for Malkin
Shittsburgh gets a youthful right handed d man, a top 20 and 50 pick.
Wild get a solid 3C
>>67687351
Giant Eagle has god tier gas rewards but other than that it's a shit store. If you're poor as fuck it's a good deal, but unless you're going to a Market District Giant Eagle it's a shitshow. There's a reason it's called the dirty bird.
>>67687348
menstrual cramps??
>>67687341
Fleury will be traded first
>>67687329
Fuck niggers teebeeh
>>67687328
do you naturally like the taste of shit or is it an acquired taste
>>67687323
Wew 10/10 you have bested me this day my aging brown friend
d'best pilgrim sub with turkey stuffing cranberry sauce and mayo
power gap
publix
wegmans
chicken parm sub at any local pizza joint
power gap
jersey mikes
firehouse
power gap
dog shit
subway
>>67687348
of course you would piggypiggu you'd suck a strangers dick if it was slathered in mayonaise
Kuch was wide open. Carle reeeeeeee
>sandwiched
>>67687390
Quiznos is god tier.
The list is objectively correct
>>67687369
canadians bought it despite having no use for it
>>67687351
Wegmans is far better than Giant Eagle.
Standard Giant Eagle stores are shit and the Market District ones are just cheap knock-offs of Whole Foods
>>67687380
>he doesn't go to a market district GE only
come on fåm
>that butcher section
I've never seen so much delicious meat
>>67687427
Quizno's is god tier if your baseline is McDonald's, it's an objectively shit sandwich that fat people hold up on a pedestal.
>>67687418
beat me 2 it
Is Cooper le gay?
>>67687395
literally, faggot: the post
>>67687328
Jesus fuck who is this? I NEED to fertilize her eggs.
My dick actually hurts
>>67687440
Ever hit the one in Robinson up? That was my fucking place for a few years.
>tfw you live on the west coast now and the only thing you miss is Market District
grocery stores here are fucking expensive as shit
Pens already getting away with penalties. Didn't take long.
>>67687457
She's only 14 you sick fuck
Fuck you brian. Jeeps are gay
>>67687440
>I've never seen so much delicious meat
I bet you haven't faggot, I bet you haven't
So I just got home. Any new word on if Bishop will make it back within this series?
>>67687443
Quiznos is 5 guys tier.
Jimmy Johns is Wendy's tier
Subway is Taco Belle tier
>>67687454
is he canadian?
>>67687328
As a jimmy johns general manager you're wrong
didn't quiznos go out of business?
>>67687473
>tampa cry flopning
>>67687447
meat in 2 bread
>Pens go home! Pens go home!
Bold statement for a 1-1 series
Hey you cunts, whats AOTS?
guys r8 my sandwich
it's got roast beef, ham, smoked turkey, pastrami, lettuce, fancy mustard, and some kind of white cheese
>>67687491
pretty good analogy
>>67687493
Thank you for your service.
>>67687495
No, just revamping. Like Chevy.
>>67687488
where were you?
>>67687476
Old enough to count old enough to mount
>>67686831
stream here:
http://www.cbc.ca/player/play/2665200383
>>67687491
You're not wrong
>>67687512
Looks good but famm I hope that bread isn't too crispy from throwing it in the oven, nothing worse than super dry crunchy bread on a sandwich
>>67687511
Attack of the show
>>67687512
mom went shopping/10
>>67687512
Fairly pedestrian looking mustard
>>67687512
Looks like its a day and a half old.
>>67687512
looks pretty good
>>67687511
Anime of the season maybe? Its got nothing to do with hockey
>>67687512
yellow cheese > white cheese
>>67687476
Giggity.
That just makes my dick ache harder
>>67687540
Is that still a thing?
So whens the shoot out start?
Coburn is really under appreciated
>>67687512
mix too many kinds of meat, won't be able to taste any of them
>>67687565
>I dont know shit about cheese
>>67687565
Bleu Cheese >
>>67687565
u srs m8?
>>67687512
need
[1] tomato
[2] sweet onions
[3] maple syrup
>>67687570
nope
>>67687565
bagged milk > being heterosexual
>>67687565
fuckin racist asians smH
Matt "Traffic Cone" Carle
>>67687580
Good choice. Even better as a sauce.
why is this so much more comfy than the blues sharks thread last night
>>67687586
>syrup
leaf nigger on vacation detected
So that trip was no big deal?
Get beat and you can just trip like that?
who /CAPS/ here?
we're the best team and going to win the cup this year for sure!
>>67687603
>carle
REEEEE GET OUT
>I don't like American cheese
BOOO BETTMAN BOOO!!!
>>67687607
because it seems like both fanbases are more interested in sandwiches than the actual stick puck game
I like this forceful game plan more than the usual "struggle the first period and then do better in the 2nd and 3rd"
SCCAAAAAARRRRRRRRR
Stream?
>pls no canada
>>67687527
old enough to pee, old enough for me
>>67687539
it's crispy on the outside but there was far too much meat for the heat to affect the inside
>>67687542
at least she brings home items other than condoms and gin
>>67687544
no it's got herbs and spices in it, 3DS camera isn't very good
>>67687546
made today, meat curled up in the toaster oven
>>67687548
thanks senpai
>>67687565
come on now
>>67687575
if that's true then why is deli pizza so popular
>>67687586
it had tomato but i picked it off. really i could use some cucumber and avocado
>>67687629
I was just thinking the same thing.
>>67687644
https://www.reddit.com/r/NHLStreams/
>>67687629
nobody was interested in the game last night it was all crime rates, population of niggers, Donald trump
>>67687644
here is your stream. You will watch CBC and like it.
http://www.cbc.ca/player/play/2665200383
>Vasy
ty based russia
Go bolts
>>67687668
To be fair it was a dull game.
>>67687668
>forgetting mixed nuts posting
>>67687644
http://cbcsportshd1-f.akamaihd.net/i/cbcsports_1@31211/index_2500_av-p.m3u8
Kessel is a goon.
seriously who caps here? we are going to win the cup! where are all my bros from the last round
>kessel
>fighting
who is this fake clone
>>67687689
when the blues don't show up they really don't show up do they
>>67687671
geographic restriction
>inb4 lol novpn
>>67687707
Not a caps fan, but that was a great series you played against the pens.
>>67687703
Coach told him to imagine every blot as a cookie.
>>67687653
If her age isnt on the clock its time for cock
Is Vasy the future?
Good to see tripping still isn't a penulty
>>67687738
No
But he's a big guy.
>>67686725
what an awful OP that is unsearchable. typical florida education I guess
>>67687328
Must.... impregnate...
>>67687738
No
>>67687756
for you.
>>67687763
>american catalogbrowsing
>>67687763
This.
>>67687476
If she's old enough to impregnate she's old enough to penetrate.
>>67687707
it feels comforting knowing that even if the canucks never win the stanley cup, at least the capitals won't either
also blues and coyotes
Wow! What a sticklift, sttraight out of the NHL 16 Be a pro playbook!
post fresh angry bills
>>67687774
Me?
>>67687827
I just ordered a medium papa johns
>>67687827
You did this to yourself
>>67687849
Why do people call him Bill when his name is Phil?
>>67687854
bane?
>>67687825
at this rate no canadian teams will win
does your country even like hockey? or has that gone downhill with trudeau just like the rest of your country
>>67687725
do they even make VPNs that unblock canadian websites for americans? that doesn't sound like something that would be in high demand
>>67687763
>open catalog
>ctrl-f pens
>profit
Who /Blues, Bolts/ masterrace here?
>>67687877
just meme with us ƒam
>>67687877
>BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL
>>67687883
>can't wait to get our country back
What did she mean by this?
>>67687896
Too much memes
>>67687892
>open catalog
Playoff threads are always front page
Dat High Stick
Bolts getting away with so much this game
>rags
Tampa's defense is playing sloppy in their own zone. Only a matter of time before the Pens capitalize on one of these turnovers.
>>67687949
>rags
>>67687877
someone needs to edit bill's face onto this.
Who bruins fan but live in FL here?
>>67687945
It'd be a shame if the pens lost because of non-calls...
>>67687945
You should go on twitter and complain about it.
>>67687607
St Louis wanted to spend 3 hours calling the kettle mexican because their team is so shit.
That Chevy commercial. I ONLY HAVE ONE CONTROLLER, Shows the kids some cars. There are still ONE CONTROLLER. The fuck?
>>67687945
If you expect calls on non blatant penalties in the playoffs you're gonna have a bad time
>>67687985
I absolutely loathe these new Chevy commercials. Who the fuck looks at a Malibu and thinks "Yeah, that's an $80,000 car"
>>67687945
>high stick
If you're talking about the ones that got tied up, bullshit
>near breakaway
>tripped
Let's be honest Mr penguin
>>67687629
were you even in that thread yesterday? both fanbases fighting over which one lives in a less nigger city
>refpuck
>>67687896
My nigga
Right here bruh
REFPUCK
Poor Butthurt Bill
Vasy drops his stick a lot. he did that a lot in the regular season too
>>67688004
get /o/ut
>>67687965
og logo best
REFPUCK
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P
U
C
K
>>67688014
no I watch the games. looks like this thread is going to be equally shit how fun
>Lightning PP
what a soft fucking call
Weak slash but he hit him on the hands so eh.
>>67687985
>I only have one $40 controller
>but get in these cars and I'll give you fifteen $600 tablets
>aren't these cars awesome don't you agree?
>>67688051
smuk plz come back i miss you
>>67688060
Better than Caps pp the entire last series
>>67688004
>buying a car these days
>not a truck or suv
I get if you have multiple cars but I guess since I'm lugging hockey gear around half the time I just couldn't imagine not having a truck
Do you guys remember when people thought the Montreal Canadiens were cup contenders?
I think the refs wanted the period to end 0-0
>powerplay
more like pooperplay lmao
>Pens fans are louder than Tampa fans in the stands
how the fuck is the pp this bad. its been 2 years with the same team how has this shit not been fixed
>this tranpa pp
LMAO
>>67688086
yeah 7 games into the season
>>67688067
HEY DAD! BUY THAT CAR, I REALLY REALLY REALLY WANT TO PLAY PLANTS VS ZOMBIES IN A CAR
>Chevy knowing their demographic
>>67688086
>1991
>>67688086
I too remember the first 10 games of this season.
LMAO
That was one of the worst powerplays I have ever seen
These bad passes and retarded decisions by the bolts
Fucking hell we look retarded
>>67688086
someone would've gooned and injured price in the playoffs anyway they were never gonna win the cup
>>67688117
they looked great up until the pp what are you talking about
>>67688060
Ok, I take that back.
lifelong lightning fan here.
where is Bishop
What in the fuck was that PP? Drop the puck and cough it up at the blue line every single time. Fuck this team is infuriating sometimes.
Crosby should have done this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2baNMQ_9Ec
>>67687883
>does your country even like hockey?
>2016 playoffs
>Most Points: Canadian
>Most Assists: Canadian
>Best GAA: Canadian
my guess would be yes
>>67688004
same goes for lexus, if you're 6 feet away it may as well be a camry
>>67688109
Also, what canadian team will start off with a 12-0-1 record next season only to end bottom 5?
Stralman's a fucking liability out there he needs to get his shit together
>>67688105
Parents who want their bastard children to sit in the back seat, play their game, and shut the fuck up is their demographic.
>>67688123
I think he is talking about the power play, genius.
they're just better than us, sucks to watch
>>67688093
being louder than silence isn't hard
>>67688083
Have fun killing the environment asshole
>>67688123
The passes have been abysmal
Droon is the only one making good passes
>>67688142
Jest
>>67688133
nice
>>67688163
no they havent you faggot. theyve looked great up until that PP and the one prolonged struggle to get it out of the zone
>>67688083
My wrx wagon does pretty good. Gear in trunk, sticks fit in between
>>67688135
Injured in game 1
>>67688159
Eh, I spend all my non-hockey time inside anyway 2bh. There's food and plumbing and running water and a/c and heating inside. The environment can suck my dick.
>this audi commercial
literal meme
>>67687945
There has been non-calls both ways. It's playoff hockey.
>>67688171
LOL k, are you watching game 1?
>>67688150
i mean if i couldn't slap my kid for being a distracting little asshole while i'm driving without going to jail, i'd want something that would keep him quiet too
seriously the best threat you can give as a parent these days is to give your kids a luxury, then threaten to take it if they don't fall in line
>>67688171
The play started out well and deteriorated all the way to the end, culminating in a retarded pp
>>67686725
wtf kind of thread is this?!
it took me like 5 refreshes to realize you faggots were in here
>>67688196
pretty good †bh
Love me some space porn and bowie
wtf happened to grape's head?
Pens are the more talented team. That doesn't mean they will win the series, just that they should.
>cherry mentions millbury
>doesn't talk about how he's a shit
>>67688247
Id say its even talent wise and we all know its going to game 7 for shekels
>>67688173
I play goalie and skate out and I never know who is going to show up vs. who actually signs up so I need to be able to fit both bags and 4 sticks
>>67688247
Going to disagree there familia. Tampa has a better goaltending combo, their top 6 are stronger and their defense has a much better top 2 pairing although a large drop off after that.
>>67688247
You have several players that are more talented
But this isn't basketball faggot, noone gives a shit if you have a lelbron
>>67688229
seriously learn to use the catalogue
how did you not see this motherfucker staring at you
>>67688244
The concussions are becoming sentient.
finally get to watch the 30 for 30 on Cleveland
>Milbury: "Murray was good enough"
>score is 0-0
No shit, assclown.
I like blots fans. They are honest and when they think that their opponent is better, they honestly say it. Unlike some fanbases, which just resort to memespouting about minorities. Nice job, blots.
>>67688285
You said this same thing about the craps series
>>67688247
They're not more talented, it's just that the Lightning D is complete shit so it makes the pens look better than they are
LETS GO BOYS PICK YOUR SHIT UP FUCK PITTSBURGH
>>67688287
Why is patrick bateman holding a phil collins cd?
>>67688297
The lelbron equiv isn't even Crosby. If anyone it's Ovi.
>>67688330
Wasnt me bro
turnovers are fucking killing us again
jesus christ first game at home in the series we should be fucking dominating
>>67688326
Pens fan here. I'm the one posting that the Pens are better.
fuck i just got here and its halftime already? i get stuck watching like 3 of these every single game...
>>67688358
The turnovers are ridiculous.
Lmao im a tampa fan and i hate everything
>>67688345
>SU-SU-SU-SUUDEEOHH
>>67688387
this is bait
>>67688388
Fucked up the caps, as well.
>>67688358
Turnovers are the big difference maker in this series imo. Its basically the only reason tampa won the first game.
>>67688326
hope you like walls, puerto rico
>>67688332
they're pretty even, but philly has kessel and tampa only has sandwiches, so philly wins
>>67688413
stop posting
>>67688413
>philly
Filtered.
what time is the caps game?
>>67688411
It's the reason we lost last game
And I think it's already a problem for us this game but people are calling me stupid
That slashing call was one of the worst I've ever seen.
>>67688407
look i wouldnt have a problem with it if they had hafltime shows like the NFL but this is just commercials and guys talking about stuff
>>67688458
le this should get a lot of tweets blackman
>>67688461
Only time theres a show is the owl
Really hope the pens can get their shot together this period. Sick of this dickteasing I've the last 7 years. Also malkin either gets a point tonight or I'd drop his ass next season.
>>67688453
Oh come on, it wasn't a big deal but quit being so melodramatic
He DID hit the glove
The high stick was a bigger deal
>>67688429
how about i keep posting and you just filter me so i don't have to deal with your autism
>>67688466
tell primo and epico that doing promos for like two months then just squashing a couple jobbers is anti-climactic as fuck
>>67688493
How entitled can you be?
why are intermissions so long
>>67688493
assuming a malkin trade happens, what do the pens get back? He has huge upside.
>>67688514
>18 min
To redo the ice wurface with the zambonis
>>67688525
There is 0% chance of Malkin getting traded.
>>67688514
i can't fucking believe how short the intermission is for a basketball game, i've missed ten minutes of the third quarter like four times this year
>>67688525
matt moulson
>>67688493
While you're on it, maybee, Määttä, and Fleury, i mean they suck
The pens should fix the salary cap cause it will fuck them over next season!
>>67688513
not all of us are pathetic canadians
>>67688503
>calls the pens "philly"
>calls czechbro a puerto rican
Are you trying really hard to troll and meme or are you just retarded?
will bishop be back this season?
JESUS FUCK NAMESTNIKOV JUST PUT IT IN THE NET
I want hagelin to get a goal, but bolts to win
>>67688599
that's not bishop
>>67688586
you kids need to stop wasting this thread calling people retards. it is exactly what they want and you are actively ruining the thread
>>67688599
I would like that
The jersey + shorta combo looks real wierd
I just want to meeting jim hughson and ask him what it was like to record the play by play for nhl 2000
That game was my childhood senpai
Coming from one of the other generals, why is /hoc/ so autistic? How do you lads do it? I am impressed to be honest.
>>67688599
supposedly
"D Zone Turnovers" sounds like something that happens in a dark basement in san francisco
>>67688586
the philly thing i got confused, they're next to each other, in the same state, sound similar, and are on the other side of the continent. gimme a break.
you can't look at that flag and tell me it isn't a ripoff of puerto rico though
>>67688628
you autists need to stop wasting this thread calling people kids. it is exactly what they want and you are actively ruining the thread
SHOOT THE FUCKING PUCK PALAT YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKER
>>67688631
I'm wearing silkie shorts with my Bolts jersey
Wew lads, pens are coming up little short tonight.
Need Murray to hold out until we can get some cheeky goals.
>>67688672
based sealab
>>67688644
did you play nhl 02 too? now that was my jam
>>67688677
Okay you're just retarded.
>>67688684
I was refering to the older overweight dude behind the bolts bench
theys guys better score some points or this game will go on forever
>>67688645
its the whitest mamas boy sport there is
>refpuck
Huge PP for the Pens
>>67688503
Why don't you finally realize that no one likes you and kill yourself
>>67688709
No, 2003.
Holy shit nhl 2003 lads
wtf was he trying to steal a stick
Well this game is fucking boring as shit so I'm leaving this thread. I thought that you faggots said that the NHL Eastern Conference finals was the best sporting event of all time. LOL
Anyways I just downed
>6 bud lights
>boneless wings
>sliders
>and a chocolate molten lava cake
This Golden State Warriors fan (AKA a fan of a REAL sport. The NHL is MLS level bad without the Blackhawks) is leaving Applebee's one happy guy. Mrs. is driving :) boutta go piihb.
PS. see you in the superb owl Vikings
>>67688715
To be fair, its almost certainly shorts weather in florida. Probably unbearable for a pasty northerner like yourself
>>67688745
my mommy went to the soccer games you dumbass
>>67688677
if you said Philipines, ok. but Puerto Rico? That's a stretch
>>67688645
>calling any and every negative thing that happens to >your team "refpuck"
>autistic
that is a penalty for holding 2 sticks at the same time, when he handed the goalie his stick
that is the second time this series the lightning have done that and they keep not calling it
>>67688712
it's not like people in pencilvania can tell me the difference between prince rupert and prince george
>>67688645
Go back to your other general and ask them
>>67688783
>6 bud lights
>boneless wings
>sliders
>chocolate cake
Fatty Goodboy starter park tbqh faam
>>67688810
Sean? Is that you?
AHHHHHH
murray is so fucking clutch
how does he do it lads
>>67688709
2001 here
based letang with the diving save
Who /jackandcoke/ here?
fuck this team
Why is Palat sooo fucking afraid to shoot the mother fucking puck.
>>67688890
Couldn't put it in the last time I was completely fucked on Jack. Tfw
walking on a dream
>>67688890
rum+coke is way better though
>this fucking 1-0 ot game
For fucks sake both teams are playing like crap.
>>67688917
whiskey dick is a thing cutie
>>67688768
i decided it would be more enjoyable to kill everyone else
>>67688783
i think the purpouse of drinking light beer is wasted if you drink six of them
you're literally just pissing money
>>67688803
seriously you just move the white to the top and fill the star, it's like they were switched at birth
>>67688845
why does everyone keep saying that
can't even score on a fucking 3 on 1 and we're still turning the puck over constantly my faith in this team is dwindling
this Cosmopolitan commercial is pretty good
Bolts didn't show up to game 3 either. I'm really ok with this
>>67688919
THRILL OF IT
THRILL OF IT
>>67688917
Whiskey dick is a curse on men everywhere
>>67688941
canadian shitposter
if Palat committed suicide by jumping off a building he'd go Spalat
>>67688917
that means you're gay
lucky for you it's not the 1940s
>>67688935
Low scoring doesn't mean each team is playing bad. They're playing safe hockey.
>>67688890
Iced coffee
Sandwich is ready
>>67689011
>green stuff
fuckin nerd
>stream keeps giving commercials at random times
STOP IT FUCK
>>67688997
what is the worst episode of sealab ever and why is it BIZZARO
>>67688784
Im sure id fit right in. Theres nothing i hate more than the cold
>>67689084
>tripfag has shit taste
What a fucking shocker
>>67689086
Found the Somali
>>67689086
kek. why do you live in Sweden then?
>>67688919
that song sounds too much like mgmt
>>67689084
>not the Casino
slow footed buffalo
>>67688966
>>67688940
>>67688917
Tfw i dont get whiskey dick
>>67688928
Rum is nasty
>>67688998
If it doesnt have khaluah or baileys in it then your doing it wrong
Do Crosby and Hornqvist argue every game?
Where will he be next season? He's too expensive to be a back up goalie.
Dallas?
This third line is literally incapable of scoring outside of Boyle every once in a blue moon
Ping
>>67689123
Dont got enough money to move yet
>>67689134
whisky is nastier
>>67689134
alcohol is for normies
>>67689159
Only is you get a shit whiskey
>>67687949
rags
>>67688783
thanks for telling us. No one cares.
>>67689159
>that flag
>this opinion
Into the bin it goes
>>67689145
you do you propose they move him?
are there any hippie communes where you can just live off the land and do a bit of farming in exchange for lodging
>>67689159
Whiskey is delicious you slivovitz lovibg fuck
>>67689145
Penguins have nothing to lose on keeping him, he's still a great goalie and pens will probably play him and murray 50/50, pens have the cap to keep the same roster next season aswell. So there is no urgency to move people around
Pens are shooting it right into Vasilevski's breadbasket.
yea i dunno this game is OK but it would be better if they scored some points
all hard alcohol is gross
>>67689111
you can't actually think that meatwad screaming BIZZARO over and over was actually entertaining or funny
i mean that actually can't be your opinion, because of the digit currently displayed on the annual portion of your calendar
>>67689133
i don't really remember that one being especially bad... the worst ones were the one that was actually intended for children to watch, and the one where the effect looked like a ten year old intern did the animation.... shit just warping and stretching for no reason
>>67689134
Don't normally get whiskey dick either. Was just really fucked up.
Nothing's worse than Tequila though. Was my last drink once and almost threw up hile making out. Would not recommend.
>>67689206
>Ace Freely strangling an injun
>>67689194
Murray is younger, can do the job, and takes up less cap space. Why would they keep Fleury?
>>67689145
Nowhere.
If they try to trade him he will make his NTC list any team that needs a goaltender.
>honestly prefering whiskey over rum
>being a pretentious cunt
>>67689236
Fleury is much better
>>67689198
There's urgency if there's an expansion draft.
>>67689223
Idk throwing up jager was pretty brutal.
>guam man never again
>>67689253
Then why is he on the bench?
>>67689195
North Korea
>>67689236
how do you think they would move him? do you think they would trade him?
>>67689266
Mike Sullivan mostly
>>67689197
holy fuck i had the best whiskey this weekend, i sometimes put lime and ice in a glass, then the rye, and just leave it for a bit before i add the mix
but twice i forgot to add the mix and just gulped down the rye, and it actually tasted good
it's called yukon jack, doesn't even say "whiskey" or "rye" or anything on the label, just "canadian liquor"
>>67689261
No.
>hockey player starts playing divegrass at the blue line
>>67689195
dreams are influenced by what you see during the day
1. sleep 14 hours a day
2. watch easy rider and into the wild when awake
3. profit
4. ???
5. profit
>Its a back up goalie super show episode.
COME ON BILLLLLL
5
H
O
L
E
JESUS CHRIST SHOOT AT HIS CHEST SOME MORE
Damnit Bill.
If only the whole team was as good as Vasy
>>67689265
Fuck man, I love Jäger. But I'm pretty sure the last time I threw up was nothing but red-brownish soup. Should really eat before binge drinking.
>0-0 after 2 periods
lammo
Bad Bill. No goal for you.
>>67689256
>that pic
haha what a pathetic faggot
>>67689197
>not knowing that Beer is the god-tier alcohol
understandable since american """""""""beer""""""""" tastes like water tbqh
also
nice game even without scoring so far
>Bill
>shooting it right in goalers chest
Cmon Bill
are we watching bishop lose his job
Couldn't see who it was, but one of the Pens had his stick slashed right out of his hands in front of the goal there.
>>67689275
Trade.
They need draft picks. Crosby and Malkin aren't getting any younger.
>>67689292
nice blogpost
>>67689354
No.
>>67689292
>yukon jack
Disgusting. You make me sick.
holy shit how can our d be this bad. im so fucking glad vasy is carrying the team
>feel-pew-lah
what did he mean by this?
>>67689363
he has a no movement clause you can't trade him. sorry you're so casual
>>67689354
that lanklet is going to get btfo by the small pads anyway
>>67689346
Thanks for the great laugh out loud. Might've woken the neighbours
>>67689346
Bill could have scored there. Dammit, Bill.
>>67689336
>implying I cant go buy austrian beer right now if I wanted to
Not that I would ever want that swill, inferior germany.
>>67689256
drinking hard alcohol is only for getting drunk
>>67689317
Oh i love jager too man dont get me wrong. Its just when i was in guam i had like half a bottle followed by beer, wine, honey jack, and some peach shit this girl had dont remember drinking the wine or beer but thats what my buddy who wheeled me to the hotel room on a luggage cart said happened.
>>67689376
>he has a no movement clause
>implying that means anything
>>67689376
It's a partial no-trade, they can overrule it :)
>>67689407
yeah it means you can't trade him
SHOOT LIKE CRAZY
bolts fans actually doing a 1 syllable chant properly holy shit
id rather listen to crime stats and nigger population than drinking stories
this is fucking pathetic
Great PP Pens!
Nice powerpl- OH WAIT
>blots
Jesus use your timeout Cooper.
>>67689390
what kind of brands do they sell over there since you are literally the first amerifam i know who hates austrian/german beer
if all this leads to the catching some crazy shot in his glove again im gonna lose it
>>67689426
Only to certain teams.
>>67689464
Dont worry family, the pens refuse to shoot any shots that arent obvious and easily saved
>not drinking Liquormen's Ol' Dirty Canadian Whisky
>>67689456
Dont really care what you'd rather do
Pens need to score here while they have momentum.
>pass pass pass pass
>>67689365
thank you, the tripcode makes it easy to subscribe
>>67689367
you honestly think it's worse than highly rated stuff like canadian club, crown royal, and fourty creek?
>>67689426
If Fleury doesn't want to be traded. If both parties agree to it, it can be modified.
Contracts are broken and modified all the time.
>>67689502
She's a big sassy drink
>>67689480
and he gets to pick which 12 teams every year. its not hard to figure out which 12 teams would trade for you and put them on your list. its easy
>>67689477
Im just memeing at you m8.
I like the Eggenberg urbock 23 I think its called. Pretty sure that was austrian
>>67689502
>not swish
Fuck off Lahey
>that hit on hornqvist
fucking rocked got dayum
>more commercials in the middle of the fucking game
is there any YT stream?
>>67689317
Eh, jagr is old. Used to be awesome though
>>67689502
it's nice that they made Swish commercially available
>>67689405
Sounds like a good night desu. I finished two bottles with a friend, got followed to the bathroom, made out in said bathroom, threw up, did it and went back home just to wake up in time for work.
>>67689550
>when memeing goes to far
WEW
almost got me there
yep one of the better austrian ones
This reminds me of the Pens-Bruins series a few years ago. Pens had so many opportunities, but Rask just shut everything down.
>>67689477
This is my joint right here
geez these last two matches were so boring
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
Scarrrrrrrrr
>GREAT SPEED FROM KESSEL
>>67689619
Yea, that's not the same.
>Pens gooning it up
