get rekt
>>67679408
1st for depression
>canacucks
>4-0
>>67679515
smellies weren't invited
Finland is the premier hockey country lads
almost first for international dynasty
>>67679599
Dubs confirm
>>67679592
>>67679599
>>67679546
You probably smell like day old McDonalds, sweat stains and hotpockets
>>67679514
It could be worse :)
At least you still have a chance at the cup
>>67679687
the worst smelling american smells better than the best smelling armenian
>>67679687
this is a turkish rapebaby free thread
>>67679735
This
>>67679731
Poor whale
>>67679772
Says the mongol.
>>67679864
We had the largest empire in human history
While the only thing Armenia is known for is getting raped by roaches
>armenia
>>67679857
Yeah, they even moved her team almost ten years ago
>>67679994
Google Mets Hayk. Armenians are not only Aryan but also a great people. Our only mistake was ever trusting Turks
>>67680171
but you've always smelled worse
>>67680171
yah _okay_
>>67680171
I really like Sona in the Conan O'brien bits. I wonder if many armenians are hotties like that
>the potential collapse of what could have been the beginning of a dynasty and a team's first cup
>the potential collapse of arguably the best team in the league with the 2 best player in the NHL
>/hoc/ just wants to talk about stupid race shit
>>67680512
who cares about nhl honestly--
>>67680512
What are you talking about?
>>67680512
stop trying to force this first cup shit, nobody cares
>>67680171
>aryan
>trusting turks
pick one. Armenians are shit, they'd rather side with Turkish kebabs than the Christian Emperor. You and your ilk deserve to rot forever in irrelevance.
I'd tell you to go to hell, but you're already in Armenia.
>>67680510
She is actually average. 50 percent of Armenian girls are hotter than her.
>>67680591
Kek maybe stop watching hockey then
>>67680633
>Literally mad at Armenia
Calm down, fatty. You'll give yourself a heart attack.
I love it in Armenia. Enjoy your Obamacare and living paycheck to paycheck, buddy. :))
>>67680846
>shit cockroach loves his shit hole
really surprising. lmao.
>>67680846
The only poor people in America are the lazy irresponsible ones that still think they are kids in their early 20s.
>>67680846
>Obamacare
>fatty
nice buzzwords there friendo
reminder this is the view from his home. its a favela
>>67680633
SAVAGE
A
V
A
G
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>>67681078
Middle class is becoming smaller and smaller everyday, but you're so slow boiled you don't even feel it anymore. Go and work for Masta, little boy.
>>67681468
So comfy.
>>67681468
wow, really makes you appreciate what we have in our civilized world.
>>67681229
>MUH BUZZWORDS
go back to your eternal /v/irgintiy, buddy
>>67680846
>GDP per capita: $3535
Lmaoing at your life senpai
>>67681549
Are you retarded? You understand in your shitty country they take 40% of your income before you even see it? The poorest American is still more wealthy than you.
>>67681596
sorry that I like to make fun of something who has no idea what hes making fun of
Canada smells
>>67681868
Hi Canada
>>67682030
your food is strange and unpleasant
>Trans Canada highway
>Trans Canada pipeline
>no bully trannies now
>>67682285
sorry the pipeline wont work :\
we just can frack now so...
i mean, you understand, right?
it doesnt mean we cant still be friends
>>67681468
Jesus christ looks like a shit hole. Have they renovate since the Soviets Union fell? I doubt it. I'd want to say the haze surrounding the city is pollution from cars and industry but it looks like Armenia lacks both of those. I can only assume its from the collective stench of Armenians themselves.
>>67682340
We can just sell to Asia desu
>>67682340
Don't come hopping the border when Shilldawg wins.
>>67681868
>t4lb0t
>>67682186
>strange
Not really.
>unpleasant
Mos def
>rags
>>67682427
>>67682458
please dont be like this
its not you, really. Its me
>>67682340
The whole fracking industry fucking collapsed along with the entire oil market. Those damn Saudis are flooding the market because they know their days are numbered.
You guys almost ready for offseason /hoc/?
>>67682511
>rags
>>67682543
You fucked us both hanging out with mexico.
>>67682546
heh, venezuela and russia get fucked by the saudies
>>67682458
i really resent these americans that unironically say they'll move to canada if trump wins, as if we want their whiny bitch-asses coming here looking for free stuff
sounds like we need a wall too
>>67682893
Yeah you just want sandniggers looking for free shit
Moron
>>67682957
>>67682808
We need some people committed to being designated meme generators
>>67682949
We have enough brown people looking for handouts
>>67682893
no one is actually moving to your shitty tanking country faggot
>>67682995
I'm going to do my best. It's hard with no smuk
>>67682876
Russia isn't on the level of Venezuela. Venezuela is entering Mad Max territory.
>you live in an age where you can watch the complete societal collapse of a country in minute detail from the comfort of your home
>>67681644
Wait what? You have out countries mixed up. In America they take 40 percent of your income plus sales tax and land tax or whatever.
In Armenia we don't have that bull shit. Which is why some American companies have their headquarters here. To avoid American tax thieves.
>>67681612
It's impossible to calculate that. We don't have a census. But my salary is is six american digits. How much do you make in your mom's basement?
>>67682808
I can't wait 2bh
>>67683099
fag loving homo
>>67683117
nono russia isnt on the level of venezuela but Russia is having rapid inflation without the ability to make a lot of money off oil
>stoked to see how far Venezuela actually goes
>>67683160
smell my nuts
>>67683110
I MEANT YOU'RE THE FAG LOVING HOMO
>>67683213
smuk_frok gave us memes you asshole
>>67683099
bullshit
>>67683213
Fuck off smuk may have been a fag but at least he was a cool guy who made us dank memes
>>67682998
Then why are you bringing in more brown people looking for handouts?
>>67683158
>To avoid American tax thieves.
one great thing about a sanders presidency would be all the american companies moving here after he jacks up wages and taxes
burger king already did, thanks obama
>>67683354
>burger king "leaves"
>we still have based in n out, five guys, etc
Sounds good to me.
>>67683354
You're a dipshit if you think Cuckdreau is going to let something smart like that happen. The tard can't even put out a fucking fire.
>>67683319
he was the guy that decided to hate kane because smuk is a 10/10 SJW
these threads are fucking cancer.
go sharks!
>>67683340
because the only other options were a guy who wanted to import MILLIONS of brown people, and a guy who wanted us to go to jail and get fucked in the ass for downloading an MP3
we made the right choice, and now next election we'll have a conservative candidate option who doesn't hate canadians and love american companies, and free weed as well
>>67683422
you're a tard if you think the prime minister plays a significant role in a company deciding to relocate its headquarters.
>>67683354
I mean that should be illegal and I cant wait for the day the federal government stops allowing these companies that earn all their income in America to outsource their work force. Its like pulling a dollar out of one jar that someone filled up for you and putting it into another jar of a completely different person. It makes no sense at all.
>>67683519
They actually believe trump can and will do the dumb shit that he rambles on about.
We are about a decade away from idiocracy
>>67683491
truth
>>67683297
take your /pol/ memes and go canadian autist
>>67683354
>capitalism
if >doubles, sharks win the SC
>>67684028
they will win with or without dubs
>>67683876
it's really too bad that about a third of your country's population is a meme
>>67684063
>>67684028
No they wont
>>67683158
>we don't have a census
Maybe it's based on an estimate, retard?
>>67683158
>In America they tax 40% of your income
Lel take an economics class you stupid fuck virtually no one gets taxed that hard in America not even the 1%
>>67683526
Muh free market
>>67684335
Prove it
>>67684335
In Armenian schools all they learn in Econ is how many beans you can trade for a cow
>>67684381
Kek
>>67684381
based on how this stinky faggot talks I think they also brain wash them into thinking the rest of the world is as shit as armenia
>>67684476
I think you might be right
>>67684381
Absolutely savage, based Canada.
>>67683631
>le it's like it's le Idiocracy
Kill yourself you fucking faggot cuck
>>67684354
This post was absolutely retarded. What's the last book you've read?
>>67684625
how old are you
:)
So this is a thread about which country smells the worst?
>>67684601
I mean if you vote for Trump who wants to tax businesses less but put no regulations on outsourcing you might belong in Idiocracy
>>67684921
NO UR A KEK AND REDDIT LMAO
FAGGOT WUEER
I fucking hate off season /hoc/, I'm just not into the memes.
>>67684921
is that really worse than voting for bernie who's wage and tax hikes will force businesses out of the country, or voting for hillary who wants to give an unreasonable and unrescindable level of authority to american companies with the TPP?
trump is definitely a better option than hil if they go head-to-head.
>>67684961
I hate weak shitposts like this, they're way too obvious
Should I start tripfagging for lulz? Also where is ProScout he promised to deliver vid of himself eating shit if Kitties failed to reach ECF
>>67684997
>shitpost
I'm serious.
>>67684862
This is the thread where a bunch of insecure keyboard warriors get unironically mad at Armenia
yuropoors ruined /sp/
this smelly faggot pretends he's rich as fuck and he's in a hockey thread defending one of the worst countries in the world at like 2 am. how sad
>>67684980
>is that really worse than voting for bernie who's wage and tax hikes will force businesses out of the country
how do people know this will happen
like obviously bernie doesnt think it will happen, bernie doesnt want to force american businesses out of the country, so how do you know hes wrong?
>>67685090
In America I'm middle class but here I'm a king. Everything is relative.
Why so much Armenia hate though? We are nowhere near the worst in anything. It's pretty average around here. There are much worst places out there like Africa, Mexico, Canada, Detroit and Chicago.
>>67685007
It's funny how Finland use to get mad at grease for not paying debnts and now Finland refuses to pay debnts
>>67685197
nobody cares
Publix
>>67684921
Yeah, Democrats are certainly going to bring overseas money back ;)
>>67685317
REEE
>>67685117
>we need to stop outsourcing
>the best way to do this is raise corporate income tax
Jesus christ...
mcdonalds
>>67685213
* debts, newfag
>rags
>>67685267
What are your credentials may I ask?
>rags
>>67685362
>>67685370
>rags
>>67685236
Since you're a newfag let me get you brought up to speed. I'm Kings fan from LA that was born in LA and like 90 percent of my life in America. I used to post here but with an American flag.
I know exactly what America is like and that life isn't for me. I like real freedom and a calm life without traffic to get to work and a cost of living that doesn't allow you to save money
what the fuck is this hoc or pol?
>>67685397
>Xxedgelord420xX
>>67685426
BUILD
>>67685417
You could have just moved to a different state lmao
>Oh man, all these California cucks are taking my money, living here sucks dick, my next door neighbors are 10 fence jumpers.
>I know, I'll move to Armenia
>>67682808
cant wait for draft desu senpai
>>67685441
Literally nothing edgy about it.
All they are doing is trying to distract from the actual 2 contenders. Young cucks first election.
Bernie is fucking finished. Don't even talk about him. Let him retire and live off all the donations he got from his suckers
>>67685514
>and then he introduced me to his cat
>>67685533
Cute doggy
>>67685533
i think your dog might be homosexual
not that there's anything wrong with that
Would you be able to tell this is a hockey thread were it not for the subject line of the OP
>rags
>>67685591
No I would have guessed this was an Armenia getting blown the fuck out thread
so now that the blues are eliminated which individual player do you want to see hoist the cup most
for me it's probably Big Joe or based dumpster fire Coburn
How can we do it bros? How can we beat the Shorks? Im so sad.
Stay obsessed :)
Goodnight
>>67685589
>are we r8ing puppers
Sure, anything is better than this /pol-int/ shitfest
>tfw i really dont care who wins the cup in the west
either way a team gets their first cup and thats all i want to see. id rather see the bloos get it though because they have the longest cup drought
>>67685656
How is this dude still alive?
>>67685675
Hope you wake up in a better country
>>67685667
Don't fuel the meme magic, admit the sharks are better and try to come up with some dank blues memes in the next few days.
Only way to shift meme magic from them to stl.
t. Ph.D in Memeology and classical memery
>>67685667
protip: you can't
>>67685615
I want him to follow me into battle
>feeling sleepy again
>haven't watched a single 3rd round game yet
menes
>>67685769
post butt
>>67685769
Posting ass would wake you up
is it true that finns can control the weather?
>>67685819
yes, but they're too drunk all the time
>mfw the bolts sweep the penis 2nite
>>67685819
>finnish meteorology
>>67685819
Yes but they can't into basic geology
>>67685819
they can control whether they get silver or bronze in the olympics
>>67685819
Delete this. Supo will be knocking on your door very shortly.
>>67685783
> youll never be able to join in and fully understand based finno-uralic conversations
Finnish memes are hilarious. I have no idea what this means but it looks so goofy and bizarre it must be funny.
>>67685886
Can you pls post butt?
>>67685906
>i love la pink niggas
it's "le", stupid finns
only 1 hour to go
>>67685947
post butt
>tfw still no kippers butt
>>67685317
>>67685769
butt
>>67685769
>constantly shitposts
>doesn't watch the sport
>doesn't post rump
what fuckin' good are you?
>>67686105
Publix pig
>>67686143
Publix qt!
>>67686279
>>67686350
Hi bean poster. Any new beans?
>>67686350
Bean is OFF SEASON ONLY
Watching this on American Forces Network. Are you getting the same feed on NBCSN?
>>67686474
would you like to read the bottom right picture on your screen
>>67686474
Reminder that only redditers hate Based Big Mike.
>>67679514
20 MINS
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>>67686627
stream?
>>67686725
>>67686725
>>67686725
gamethread
>>67686728
yeah I'll keep posting here that one will get flooded with faggots talking about their colleges and shitty grocery store jobs
>>67686760
>mad
>at toppings between bread
>>67686728
doesn't look very official desu
>>67686776
>TOPpings
>BETWEEN bread
???
>>67685665
Tampa bay is the only decent team left.
If Pittsburgh or San Jose win the shitposting casuals will be hitting max capacity. And I'm just really not down for another round of Muh Crysby/Pavelski!
Much rather the quieter players like Kucherov get the chip and Tampa Bay doesn't really have any fans anyway. So at least it will be tolerable.
>>67686776
one of your bandwagon faggots posted that he works at publix and told people to ask questions, which they did and he responded. meanwhile people talked about the game in /hoc/
>>67686852
It'll be the Bill posters that would shit things up the worst, not the Crosby ones.
>>67686885
bill meme is older than you
>>67686852
>complaining about shitposting
>wants tampa to win
Wew lad
>>67686852
the sandwich posting is far more annoying than crysby fans and detractors
>>67686885
>yfw bill lifts the cup
>>67686902
as a neutral fan, Tampa is the least bad.
Whenever the Pens/Shorks win a game it is much worse inside of /hoc/
I don't care about game threads, game threads are always a disaster. But when the plebs spill into /hoc/ post game, it can be pretty annoying.
>>67686374
might start working on beans now that /hoc/ is basically dead
>>67686417
fight me
WHERE"S THE FUCKING LIGHTNING PENGUIN GAME 3 THREAD!?
>>67686932
>Crysby isn't the most annoying persona in the league
just stroll over to nhl.com and see how wrong you are. You can get an entire page of nothing but Crysby news. He gets such an absurd and amount of hype/credit for a guy that has 1 goal in the last 9 games. Him winning a cup ensure an entire off season of annoying shit from the NHL itself.
>>67686946
even though it's dead it's pretty nice without the shitcago bandwagons
>>67687022
Publix in the catalog.
>>67687059
>mad at a player because the media covers him too much
I'll never understand this brand of autism
>>67687059
yeah, the league changes rules to cater to him because he doesn't keep his head up. yeah, the media fellates him like he's wayne gretzky. but you know what? that's not the fault of crosby, that's the fault of the league and the media, and if it wasn't him it'd be someone else.
>>67687108
>>67687113
>he's a good ole boy!
>it would be somebody else!
and I would never root for that somebody else to win either.
The league is better when the divas get eliminated early.
>>67687155
There will always be stars in sports why does this anger you so much?
>>67687155
they give that helmet away after every win. you can find a similar video for each player
>>67687155
You sound incredibly upset over literally nothing. You wouldn't happen to be that one autistic guy who has an insatiable hate for phone posters would you?
American anthem is boring
>>67687260
You just don't understand freedom
>>67687342
>telling that to a Pole
you don fucked up
shultz in again
>>67687372
congrats in the last 2 months your country finally stopped deciding to stop being cucks. I'm proud of you I hope the rest of europe doesn't rape you for making a smart decision
its hilarious watching games in tampa because you can tell how much they turned up the ambience noise to make it sound like they have fans
the crowd sounds loud but you can also hear every time a player turns his skates on the ice. the had to ban people from wearing away jerseys for fucks sake everybody knows they're manipulating the sound
>>67687367
me above the bud sign
>>67687367
those are all football jerseys
I've always wanted to try Poutine. How can I do this as an Alabamanigger? I'd prefer not to cook it since I have no deep fryer for the fries, but if I have to I will.
>all those cheers for pittsburgh
>>67688025
Order fries at local niggershack
Order / Find gravy
buy ches curds
compile
eat
was it that hard?
Inb4 Toronto or Trampa Gay actually pays 12 millions per year for $Heckel $tamko$.
>get home
>already missed based don
Not even watching this game lads
How hard is Gary shitting his pants at the prospect of a TB/SJ final? Just how bad will the ratings be?
>>67688832
I would imagine it breaks some records. If the sharks can't even sell out a playoff home game, who the fuck even watches them play?
>>67688832
>>67688855
Higher than a series featuring Canadian teams :^)
>>67688887
That's where all the viewers will come from if it's a TB/SJ cup finals.
>>67688855
They really can't sell out a home playoff game?
WEW lad
>>67688887
>butthurt sunbelt "fan"
>>67688948
mexico would probably get 15 viewers
>doc is now pronouncing paquette's name correctly
>it took until game 3 of the ECF
>>67688952
>>67688948
>>67688855
>>67688832
>canautists literally mad at sandwiches
How can a country be so shit?
>>67688025
> he thinks he needs a deep fryer to make fries
hahahaohwow.jpg
>>67689122
>Americans
>>67689114
The irony here is that you're here shitposting instead of out supporting your team
>sunbelt "fans"
>>67689122
>he makes """""""fries"""""""" on the stove
Mommy just taught you how to cook?
>>67689165
look at all of their gamethreads. sandwich fags do not watch the games
>>67689165
>my team
I'm just here to laugh at how mad sandwiches make you, fampai.
>>67689230
you only need about an inch ( your cock size) of oil in a deep pot. and no my qt cooks for me bitch negroid.
>>67689262
>another team that can't even sell out a playoff game
top kek
absolutely embarassing
>>67689304
Sorry man, I'm not a literal 13 year old who buys frozen fries. Also, your right hand is still a part of you, call it your qt all you want, it's still you that does the """""""""""""""""""cooking"""""""""""""""""""""""
>>67689304
>>67689472
stop posting
>>67689472
>>67689304
>/hoc/ - cooking & shitposts
>>67689610
/hoc/ related cuck
>the state of Colburn
Is Bill elite?
poll poll poll poll
https://www.strawpoll.me/10250409
>>67690039
he's as elite as toronto is shit
>>67689343
Tbf they sold out they just all left when things looked even a little glum.
What you guys think?
>>67690151
uh... ok
Other options
>>67689735
Thanks, saved.
Yay hagelin got his goal
>>67690497
DELETE
