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awful edition
clearly a sixth former
>>67652366
Madman didn't even bother to turn the flashlight off.
first for im back bitches
Who here /tinder tuesday/
>>67652391
wtfb
>>67652384>>67652384
ban this cunt
>>67652391
Hero
>>67652391
good morrow lid
>>67652391
How you doing pal?
Got out of ARP's bet zzzz can't win even when I do win
Tiny on United under 1.5
Basically impossible for them to get champions league football, Need to win the FA cup saturday so they will put out a shit squad and they rarely score anyway. Good odds @4.33
>>67652441
Was a bad bet considering the stake size and the information absolutelyrektpmsl. i'm sure youll come back stronger youre one of the best on the tube.
Wow just got back from walking the dog to see ARP's bet was a half win. What a man.
>>67652441
>implying bournemouth won't want to win
>>67652391
>no !UGH in the tripcode
it's a fraud guys.
>>67652441
>mainstream
I wanna kisss youuuu fuuuckkkkk innnnnnnn
>>67652457
>pretending to be juveguy out of all the tripfags in here
>>67652472
Go follow ARP and maybe he will post my bets at worse value PMSL might just post a link to /bet/ and call him out as a utter fraud
>TWENTY TWO RUNS IN THE LAST OVER
hold your horses, delhi are gonna win this
>>67652485
This, jesus wept
>>67652493
it was a shit, lucky bet mate. Hope he doesn't post any of them again, at good or bad lines.
>>67652514
*homer simpson snore* lol
Gumushanespor -0.25 WON
Irtysh SW WON
RT7 Tampines WON
Heidelberg 0 LOST
3/4 today lids. Cheers xx. Good day tbqh.
>>67652550
Got on all except heidelberg.
thnx 4 this
>>67652550
>Wins 3 bets in a day
>Gloats
pmsl
>>67652561
Cheers friendo!
>>67652550
Beyond embarrassing
Tampines SW LOST
0/1 today lids. Cheers xx. Average day tbqh
Rostov goal when?!
>>67652586
Good day for you tbqh
>>67652610
PMSL.
who else here /onthesaucesincethreeoclock/ ?
>>67652676
Good man
>>67652676
>the sauce
nonce detected
>>67652676
I will be come Thursday afternoon
>>67652693
Hass, i've got a date tonight mate, you're an inspiration to us all. SUCH a good lid.
>>67652676
I've been /onthecokesinceIwoke/
Fuck it. I'm tossing twenty on Mumbai winning the IPL
>>67652709
oooh i love having sex with women, look at me, such a real man haha love booze as well, lid lol haha
Fuck off normie.
>>67652717
>normie
where do you think you are right now? because you're not there.
you gotta, slow down brother
>>67652717
this >>67652717
I'm far from normie.
Can NOT believe how obvious it is in UK adverts.
>>67652717
>normie
Back to your ghetto, virgin.
Paide RED.
FIX IS HAPPENING
>>67652885
fug
Why is everyone suddenly shilling NONOS37GR
>>67652586
>No way Tampines dont win.
M..muh shekels. :(
>>67652921
oh it's in my favour actually
#noice
https://uk.celebrity.yahoo.com/video/eurovision-judge-hilda-heick-admits-111100961.html
>tfw eurovision was rigged
>>67652960
>katie price still whoring her retarded child out for a bit of publicity
vile whore
>>67652960
>he reads Yahoo's celebrity news
>>67652987
She's genuinely a good mum, leave her alone
>>67652987
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3594776/Katie-Price-accused-exploiting-son-Harvey-13-C-word.html
>yahoo is still alive
why
>paying for a tipster with the username zyzz that speaks in 3rd person
>>67653032
mirin brah?
>>67652999
She's an absolute abomination of a woman
>>67653011
Pmsl, Harvey is a top lad.
>>67653032
>364 units in profit
What is the bet?
Do you think Katie buys Harvey prossie seshes off adultwork as gifts for good behaviour?
>>67653078
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bg8jk0zIQAAzpC-.jpg
Not going to waste is it?
>>67653056
I mean, I wouldn't be introducing her to my parents but I know how difficult in can be looking after a disabled kid, even with money and extra help, it isn't easy.
>>67653032
is that really zyzz from fit
>>67653113
Christ
>>67653113
I would actually give harvey a blowjob if i could bang katie in the pic
>>67652999
I very much doubt that.
>>67653116
>fat and uncouth
Done a stellar job there.
>>67653113
Just threw up a bit on my laptop. You owe me £30 to get my keyboard replaced.
>>67653113
>me on the left, my wifes son in the middle
>>67653113
Why are spastics ALWAYS fat?
>>67653116
>tfw your wife's son's father is Dwight Yorke
>>67653136
Got some bad news for you pal
>>67653153
>laptop only worth £30
lmao you must be so -ve
reminder red bulls to win vs chicago fire tomorrow is LOCK of the year
>>67653136
You mean zyzz from /bet/?
>>67652711
Also big up Peter Andre for trying to support Harvey and show him love rather than spineless Dwight Yorke who never paid him attention as he was disabled, heartless scumbag of a man
is Steve Stevenson a pleb for betting on mainstream?
>>67653199
would you look after a retard kid? i'd just get him dropped off at a care home for retards and move on with my life. he'll be too brain dead to realise anyway. if you pay taxes then you are entitled to state care for the kid. only -ve to look after him, he won't care, you can only lose in this situation.
pls stop this
tt should have tipster accounts and follower accounts, to stop the feed filling up with this.
>>67653250
forgot pic
eye water, air
>>67653250
Standing up applauding this like an American in an Boeing 747 that just landed.
>>67653274
E-euan?
Backers has admin'd a med on O4.5 in the BMG game
>>67653304
no he hasnt
>>67653304
>Backers
pmsl obviously meant mackers
>>67653324
Niggers gonna nig.
>>67653304
>impersonating me
Anyone using betradar?
paide absolutely pathetic
>>67653407
>he didn't cash out for profit after the red card
MACKERS
>>67653445
I can still cash out for profit, but I'm on DNB so I'll just let it roll.
>>67653304
judge
Anyone here bet on csgo? Been betting lounge for a while now and it's amazing since the odds are all user generated, so there's always value since user's will never price them according to the actual implied probability of a game.
>>67653333
Check'd
>>67653591
Explain yourself and post tips.
anyone in lux's group?
>>67653591
tips pls
>>67653591
Can see where this goes...
>>67653591
That's why euan can't profit in csgo
Have a good evening /bet/ ;)
Cheers again Hass.
>>67653613
csgolounge.com
You can only bet skins but you can still cash out like normal. Odds for each game are based on what user's bet, and since they're all children/retards the odds are always wrong. I will set up a TT and post tips there if it's possible
>>67653591
>betting on e-"sports"
We've been here before. It's also all fixed
>>67653685
>You can only bet skins
PMSL
Are you 13 years old? Fucking disgusting.
>>67653699
Are you Euan Park? I messaged on FB like you said but haven't heard anything yet..
>>67653699
Yes if you're betting on normal sites you're a mug, that's why I specifically mentioned lounge
why can't paide score?
they have played worse since the red card. unbelievable
>>67653707
So what? You can still sell them like normal and make real money
>>67653731
Just leave /bet/ and don't come back.
Kept rebacking overs in bmg game.
thnx mackers
6-1
mackers unreal
>>67653719
"normal sites" odds are also user generated you utter pillock.
>>67653727
you watching the stream lid. They're awful
>>67653759
dat
>>67653782
but keko tipped it....
nostalgia'd desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1jehnNa710
>>67653771
Except they're not, check the games that are on right now you utter spanner
>>67653808
>Keko
More like cucko
>>67653740
Been here forever you greasy sixth former, just informing you of the other value that's out there
>>67653874
Pmsl at you calling others greasy sixth formers while posting about e-sports. Have sex.
>>67653618
Yes #money
Paide pls sgore one goal :DDDDDDD
>>67653823
all those boys that we'll never see again.
>>67653823
>Daineva
:(
What happened to Tipperleaks?
>keko
lttl rat
Spanish learning lid here, literally missed a mackers admin tip because i was >walking the dog
>>67654031
Mackers paid me 10k to stop.
>>67653933
Who cares what it's called if it makes money
kekos tips both end 0-0
zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>>67654087
pls leave cunt
>>67654077
What are you using to learn Spanish lid?
>>67653823
Holy shit Dainava and USVI slags. Those were the days.
>>67654077
what dog you got lid?
>>67654113
No :)
>>67654127
Anything I can get my hands on. Good list of resources on leddit.
>>67654150
Husky
PMSL at that free header in the paide game. LITERALLY CANNOT WIN A BET
>keko
Fraud desu
>keko
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Thread song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpgyTl8yqbw
Bring a bit of class to this shithole for once
>>67654263
Boring
https://youtu.be/nGdFHJXciAQ
>>67654320
>>67654263
didn't realise it was faggot hour
>>67654399
then why are you here?
>>67654263
>>67654320
>Not OH DAI MI LUFTA
Dropped
>>67654415
best non-qualifying Eurovision song coming through
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pM07r57QqGg
>>67654478
Banging tune, if I'm being honest.
Swift tip when?
>>67654478
Not feeling it desu. It's no Spain. A true banger. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgbjNsxehrY
>>67654409
because he didn't realise it was faggot hour. otherwise he wouldn't be here. learn to keep up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqQGUJK7Na4
Year to the day
Not convinced about Segzdaites hair alteration tbqh, still a pleasure to look at. Former u19 lithanian reserve gk btw mods so you don't ban me again.
>keko
Is there a bigger fraud?
>>67654746
got any more with cleavage? also can you post the one with her bum
>>67654683
do people here actually like blacks? i've had mates in my friend groups who were black but to be honest i never liked any of them. never felt safe round them or been able to trust them.
>>67654839
pmsl
>>67654839
pmsl
>>67654839
I've never met a black person at a personal level.
>>67654873
nothing against indians but don't really like pakis/arabs either.
>>67654839
Are they black or blick? Black guys are annoying, blick guys make me crease and are good fun
>>67654586
but that song qualified Euan, I was talking about ones that didnt
that said, GUTTED that Spain didnt do better, it was a tune and a fun change of pace.
what about WORST songs that did well? This one makes me feel ill https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AIPrVchJN8
>>67654929
proper black like from africa. always making weird tschh noises and cackaling. don't dislike them just don't think i could ever be good friends with one trust him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PQw5_ZPisk
Another fantastic video, Alpay's done it again!
>>67654969
ai lie senpai, you get me?
>>67654976
Why do all blacks support Arsenal?
>>67654943
Had loads on this to win, BT had a mare there desu
>>67654811
Here you are. Look her up on fb for more, I can't seem to find her instagram anymore unfortunatley.
>>67654992
Because it's always been the black club in London. Turks and Jews support Spurs, they were the only club who accepted black fans in the 80's
>>67654998
I had mums on it top 5, still a weak track though
>>67654992
blacks love guns
....School leavers?
Is inplay2g worldly?
>>67654976
>wenger needs to spend some money! big money!
>look at leicester man, and they're nobodies, no big names
stick to your jerk chicken you retard
>>67655021
>the only club who accepted black fans in the 80's
Is Chelsea the team of white people since they don't accept black fans in >the current year
>that afturelding game
Did score just change from 2:1 to 5:2? Rball guy can't keep up, huh?
>>67655021
What rubbish. Walthamstowe - orient - is like 70% black and their fan base has always reflected this.
>>67655077
Yes, but they're shit
>>67655077
Hardly any blacks at Orient when I've been
>>67655077
As an Orient saeson ticket holder you're talking absolute shite pal, at least in the south stand, there's really not a great deal of blacks.
>>67655077
>Orient
>Not asian
>>67655077
I went orient away and there were hardly any blacks.
Having said that - it was a night game.
>>67655077
Nobody supports Orient these days
>>67655193
kek
>>67655227
I do, you fucking mug
Reminder to watch this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPIILnbXmCE
>>67655309
You live local?
>>67655355
>living in london
nah not anymore
>>67655383
its in essex tho
>>67655485
>leyton's in essex
fuck off you mong
>>67655554
nibs
Uniteds team is dece
keko fraud
uean fraud
is anyone we can trust left?
>>67655871
The Bad Man Tipster
imagine watching the unite game rather than hull dervy
>>67654839
Adebayor is black. never forget.
>>67655871
arp
>>67655871
Basi Booms
>>67655340
>shouting at players and threatening their jobs is a good way to manage.
kek
>>67656066
wetwipe
>>67656066
>35k a year was a big wage
Bring those days back
>>67656066
>being a lefty
awwww he hurt my feelings... get a grip you poof.
who on 19-0 here
>>67656187
Never know ;P lol
>>67656187
same as leicester win the league and look what happen!
>>67656187
haha cheeky lol, would be fuming if they did win 19-0 and you werent on lol
>>67656187
>fiver
Give it to charity you odious piece of shit.
>>67656187
btts no is a shout
>>67656066
hence why they did so shit
Pmsl at this united price literally free money
Derby making BIG BIG sense here
Calijah SHAKING like the coke head he is.
On Breida HT
>>67656905
crying
>>67657223
Yeah, already did that
>>67656793
at 4 to qualify tbqh
>had 0-0 united HT
>>67657380
I'm taking overs on corners meself
>>67657521
>Corners
meant o 4.5 cards
>>67657551
What are you like
>>67657578
Having a right mare :')
>>67657590
We've all been there!!
BT thinks K-W United may be a bit overated here, eyes on the plus
>>67657679
No I don't, I was literally about to post that I want a small on K-W United. Toronto are a bunch of skinny little manlets.
>>67657691
Not seen the team news?
>>67657707
I've went through the Toronto team and they look shit, all 17/18 year old 5'5/5'6 manlets. Only seen the K-W united preview but their squad is still decent enough this season.
>>67657691
How many leagues do you follow? Seem to have many fingers in many pies. Must be time consuming keeping tabs on so many different teams and info.
BT BG
fuck off mackers u little rat
>dackers main group bets
cursed
PMSL at breida red. About 4 seconds after I get on -1. LITERALLY going to be 34 losses from 42. CANNOT WIN A BET
>>67657782
Just got on myself, went big.
>>67657736
Not sure really, just work to the schedule and I have a lot of time to spare
>>67657782
34 from 42 goes past variance, you must not be very good at this
>>67657782
Post spreadsheet
>>67657827
You doing this as a job now? Or still studying as well
>>67657782
Post spready. NEED to see your bets. Also your graph.
>Found a world bet earlier
>nah surely the bookies know something I don't here
>bet is sailing in
>>67657905
should have shared it, we have to balls and roll to get on.
>>67657905
wtfb
>>67657918
>>67657947
Derby
>>67657995
nibs
BT surreal, how can one man be so shrewd?
>>67657918
Nah already gave a good tip today the thread doesn't need 2.
>>67657947
Trains left the station
>>67657995
giggled
Keko such a lttl rt
>>67658022
BT is keeping a roof over my head with his tips
>>67657838
Yep, haven't been on any of my own bets since loss 27. Been a mix of Mackers/euan/arp/kurt/ibt(only two winners since thursday have been ibt) Just seem to get on EVERY losing bet atm and miss the winners
>>67657843
>>67657866
Haven't been home since Thursday, terrified of going back and editing my spready. Think I've pretty much posted in these threads my last 10 or so bets. Legit seen my roll shrink about 30%. Feel like killing myself.
Any updates on mackers?
>>67658110
Dont believe you
>BT tip not tipped by ARP zzz
>>67657691
>>67657733
2222222222222
>>67658149
gone to the canal
>>67658189
Don't really give a fuck what you believe at the minute m8
Cashed out on mackers for %50 stake, it will win now
CARDS WHEN
On Derby 0.0 AND o2.5
Bent is ON
>>67658331
>not on qualify @10
zzzzzzzzzzzz
>>67658331
FIRE, HULLS DEFENCE IS TERRIFIED
>>67658364
NA NA NAA NAA NAA NAA
>>67658331
Bent so SO good
5 cards.
wew lids
NEED this Derby goal
100% win rate on cards so far lids
>>67658516
ty lid, sicko bet again x
>>67658516
TT it
Need a Valur goal to save the day
>>67658610
love these /bet/ magic moments.
>>67658646
pmsl
>>67658646
>makers
Sheffield to hopefully end Hull. Can not stand that tinpot club. Disgusting.
>>67658715
This
Tempted by dinamo
>United unders
Down beyond
>>67658715
Hull belong in League 2 the little rats
I hope this isnt a 'there were goals, so there must be more!' bet, keko.
river plate game no 4th goal at 2
FUCKING BOURNEMOUTH
SCORING IN THE LAST 30 SECONDS TO DENY MY BTTS NO
EH -6 KW United is pure value at 4.5
>>67658861
This
>Didn't pull the trigger on laying under 3.5
Would've won £200 from £8 if I had the bottle
>>67658861
>>67658875
Unlucky lads, traded out around the 75th myself
>Valur concede
zzzzzz getting so used to losing bets today I'm not even bothered
Weekly reminder that someone on /bet/ predicted the rise of Marcus Rashford
absolute JUDGE
>>67658869
Idk, BT hasn't said anything AND doesn't mean they'll carry on scoring in the second
>>67658939
>BT hasn't said anything
Absolutely pathetic.
>>67658965
Like your life
>>67658927
He said he was alright
>>67658939
disgusting that you can't think for yourself, literally have to be spoonfed. can't even imagine how long it takes you to decide on something in a restaurant.
put the rent money on hass' european handi tip. literally 900quid. need this bad.
>breida
yep that's 34 losses from 42
>>67658999
>there were lots of goals in the first half so there must be more
Worked out so well for you in the Thai slags game didn't it? Pmsl
>>67659148
here's a tip:
>stop following keko
Going for a walk
>>67658839
hope you lids were on this.
>>67659174
Didn't realise keko was on this, literally never willingly followed one of his bets.
>>67659174
Mackers was on it, too. Was a good bet anyway, just the red was unlucky.
WHERE'S THE FUCKING GOALS HASSAN?
Large kW 6th goal bookies clueless Pmsl
This K-W bet won't end well, too many people on, bookies laughing all the way to the bank.
>>67659237
thanks anon!
TEARS IF YOU WEREN'T ON THE KW FIX
>>67659237
Based
>>67659237
Felt the same way about that Danish game earlier, made me uneasy so many people were on
pmsl Hass accepted the invite to the /bet/ mafia already
>>67659260
pmsl nice to see my timing is still perfect as ever
Need 3 more sw goals.
SHAKING
keko milking it like crazy
>>67659276
I'm still untainted lid, for now
Shaking at over 7.5
>>67659309
tainted love tbqh
:^)
> K W United Substitute
It's begun lids. Cash-out now.
>all these subs
>>67659329
>>67659322
>-0.5 drops to 1.3s
hmmm
Thread song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZVpR3Pk-r8
>>67659309
Got my eye on u, lttl rat
Got on -0.5 @2 and can cash out for 40quid profit already from line movement.
Should I? Are their subs gonna stop scoring?
down ill
TORONTO PEN
FFS
>penalty missed
BASED
pen missed, so lucky
/bet/ magic
>>67659362
>a shit team missing a pen
>lucky
OK GERMANY
Cashed out -0.5 for almost full profit when the penalty was on, still have the -6 in play.
Bookies clueless.
>Tfw got off handis, just need goals now and they missed the penalty
Cunts
>>67659375
>Fall on the 20 of a 80/20 chance
>not lucky
What does this have to do with lost? I don't understand.
Subbed off top scorers for shitty players because they knew they could and still win. Getting off this right now.
Toronto looking DANGEROUS and are out for blood.
K-W subs have mostly been inexperienced youth players, I recommend everyone to CASH OUT and lump it on next goal Toronto.
It's time to go for + handi
>>67659432
Absolutely love DANGER
>>67659432
Took +0.75 when it was briefly available then they missed the pen -.-
Question time, idiots
>Age
>Age you first came on 4chan
>Average stake size
>Most recent month you didn't make a profit from betting
>No. of females you've had sex with
>Your vote on the EU referendum
>Favourite Eurovision entry this year
>Your choice of drink on a night out
>>67659446
-_-
-_-
>>67659459
Ikr, just my luck
>>67659454
>23
>15
>80quid
>never
>12
>in
>i'd fuck the maltease woman
>voddy lemonade
>>67652391
fuck off cunt
-_-
>>67659454
>Age
21
>Age you first came on 4chan
17
>Average stake size
100
>Most recent month you didn't make a profit from betting
this month, lost 1100
>No. of females you've had sex with
7
>Your vote on the EU referendum
IN
>Favourite Eurovision entry this year
Ukraine
>Your choice of drink on a night out
Bucky
PLEASE lend me some money lads
>>67659482
-_-
>>67659454
>Age
22
>Age you first came on 4chan
12
>Average stake size
50 quid
>Most recent month you didn't make a profit from betting
Sometime last year.
>No. of females you've had sex with
5
>Your vote on the EU referendum
Not voting.
>Favourite Eurovision entry this year
Russia.
>Your choice of drink on a night out
Tennents
>>67659499
-_-
>Age
23
>Age you first came on 4chan
16
>Average stake size
£500
>Most recent month you didn't make a profit from betting
March last year
>No. of females you've had sex with
2
>Your vote on the EU referendum
Remain
>Favourite Eurovision entry this year
Belgium
>Your choice of drink on a night out
rum & coke m8
>>67659490
>he unironically liked Ukraine's cuck piece
>>67659499
You just need to lump your student loan on K-W United - 7.
>>67659454
22
17
500
Never
4
O U T
Jamala
Vodka lemonade
>>67659454
>>Age
25
>>Age you first came on 4chan
about 14 or 15
>>Average stake size
5k roll
>>Most recent month you didn't make a profit from betting
this month has been the worst
>>No. of females you've had sex with
22
>>Your vote on the EU referendum
pmsl
>>Favourite Eurovision entry this year
Bulgaria or Spain desu
>>Your choice of drink on a night out
beer or rum & coke
>>67659454
>Question time, idiots
>>Age
31
>>Age you first came on 4chan
2008
>>Average stake size
£250
>>Most recent month you didn't make a profit from betting
Hasn't happened
>>No. of females you've had sex with
Zero
>>Your vote on the EU referendum
In
>>Favourite Eurovision entry this year
Belgium
>>Your choice of drink on a night out
Half coke
>Hassan making me recover my TT pass so I can follow
>>67659502
can you place £20 on something so i can wipe off my debt, it haunts my conscience
>>67659519
>he unironically took my advice and bet on Juve C team
pmsl
Cashed out on the -6 lads.
>>67659546
a good trick for a party sometime in the future would be to put you in a teleporter and unplug the thing that makes the replica
Contemplating KW cashout. KW have brought on lots of subs to replace their top scorers. Don't know their quality as they are very untested. The gamble is up to you.
>Implying he is an expert in american youth leagues.
wew
>>67659454
>Age
21
>Age you first came on 4chan
17 (you're here forever)
>Average stake size
100
>Most recent month you didn't make a profit from betting
This month, until today
>No. of females you've had sex with
7
>Your vote on the EU referendum
In
>Favourite Eurovision entry this year
Douwe Bob
>Your choice of drink on a night out
Beer for pre's, VK's and vodka orange in the club, or if I'm feeling UAC I'll get goldschlager
All these gambling addicts voting IN.
More of a reason to vote out.
>>67659576
SUCH a stereotypical uni pap
>>67659543
Ok, but this is your last chance. Heavies will be round at the weekend.
>>67659454
>Age
21
>Age you first came on 4chan
idk, 16?
>Average stake size
£200
>Most recent month you didn't make a profit from betting
Never been down a month
>No. of females you've had sex with
8+
>Your vote on the EU referendum
Remain
>Favourite Eurovision entry this year
OH DAI MI LUFTA
>Your choice of drink on a night out
Mad dog or Bucky for pres, voddies in da club. Beer in a pub ofc.
>>67659614
>bucksfast
explains A LOT tbqh
>>67659614
okay i promise to make it good. i have my shrewd cap on
>>67659614
>>67659490
Bucky fucks me good but it's literally the only drink where I get a hangover the next morning -_-
>>67658789
>>67658754
You're talking BIG sense boys. Up the OWLS.
>>67659614
>8+
shudder to think at the state of some of them
>>67659454
>>Age
28
>>Age you first came on 4chan
20
>>Average stake size
£150
>>Most recent month you didn't make a profit from betting
Never
>>No. of females you've had sex with
0
>>Your vote on the EU referendum
Won't be voting
>>Favourite Eurovision entry this year
Aussie aussie aussie
>>Your choice of drink on a night out
Water or coke. Don't drink alcohol.
>>67659454
>Age
29
>Age you first came on 4chan
No idea, 20? 21?
>Average stake size
100 on most bets I think but I also bet a bunch of lotto shite every now and then, so average may be lower.
>Most recent month you didn't make a profit from betting
Lost A LOT in the last week of march and the beginning of April, pretty sure I barely broke even, if at all
>No. of females you've had sex with
Like 80, almost all paid though
>Your vote on the EU referendum
w/e
>Favourite Eurovision entry this year
Honestly haven't watched or heard a single one except for Douwe Bob
>Your choice of drink on a night out
Gin Tonic & vodka shots
>>67659645
Underrated post.
The bedroom air heavy with the suffocating smell of ironbrew breath, teeth looking like the wolves kit.
>>67659454
>Question time, idiots
>>Age
20
>>Age you first came on 4chan
19
>>Average stake size
20
>>Most recent month you didn't make a profit from betting
Never gone a month without betting
>>No. of females you've had sex with
11
>>Your vote on the EU referendum
Out
>>Favourite Eurovision entry this year
England.
>>Your choice of drink on a night out
Water.
>>67659640
what's not to love lid, fortified wine and caffeine
>>67659454
>>Age
20
>>Age you first came on 4chan
15
>>Average stake size
£200
>>Most recent month you didn't make a profit from betting
never profited
>>No. of females you've had sex with
1
>>Your vote on the EU referendum
in
>>Favourite Eurovision entry this year
russia
>>Your choice of drink on a night out
vodka & coke
>>67659572
underrated burn.
>>67659672
Enjoyed this post
>>67659630
What does it explain, pal?
>>67659645
Been some right howlers but all a good laugh, eh?
>>67659664
pmsl
PMSL if you haven't cashed out on K-W for profit.
>>67659454
>Age
22
>Age you first came on 4chan
idk, 16?
>Average stake size
€150
>Most recent month you didn't make a profit from betting
This month, since today ;_;
>No. of females you've had sex with
4
>Your vote on the EU referendum
pls stay
>Favourite Eurovision entry this year
B e l g i u m
>Your choice of drink on a night out
Beer all night erry night
>>67659711
I did after keko shouted.
>>67659646
Are you muslim?
Are you that guy who said he drinks lassi on nights out pmsl
>>67659655
Did you feel bad after the first time you paid for sex?
>>67659743
No and no you cheeky little cunt.
kw pls
I've lost my virginity to an escort, AMA
>>67659743
>he doesn't drink lassi on a night otu
>>67659767
Pathetic
>>67659655
When I was in Berlin I was fucking desperate to visit a bordel and I bottled it. Biggest regret of my life so far.
>>67659752
Nah, but I think that was because I didnt lose my virginity like this guy
>>67659767
>>67659767
How much was it?
just ate a whole seven pack of hula hoops boys
>>67659778
Shoo shoo.
>>67659796
120 quid for 1 hour.
>>67659767
trip on juveguy
>>67659454
>Age
32
>Age you first came on 4chan
22
>Average stake size
£200
>Most recent month you didn't make a profit from betting
January
>No. of females you've had sex with
40ish
>Your vote on the EU referendum
Out
>Favourite Eurovision entry this year
Didn't watch just laid Russia
>Your choice of drink on a night out
Peroni
>>67659767
Disgusting
tears if you cashed out
KW PEN
>>67659609
I'm also partial to Prosecco does that help
>>67659655
>Like 80, almost all paid though
WEW LAD
I wagered with my housemates that I'd get prozzies in on Friday if Ukraine won the Eurovision pmsl
I don't think I could fuck them though, it's 2degenerate4me
I'll get them to strip
>>67659819
>>67659778
Greasy sixth formers OUT
pmsl at cashouts
>>67659813
was she fit? was she nice? do you regret it?
>>67659825
never in doubt
>>67659672
Fuck off SP you're at least 30
>>67659820
>>67659825
>>67659837
Still got gud profit from the cash out.
>>67659826
i fucked on in amsterdam. so shit.
50euros. she puts my on my back. takes trousers and pants off. not allowed to touch her.
she puts a condom on me after getting me hard with hand. gives blowy for 1min with condom on.
gets on top. not even naked. doesnt let me touch her tits or anything. rides me for 5 mins really good and then i finish.
been in there less than 10 mins.
charges me 60euros
happy looking tourist family see me on the way out
kill me
>>67659826
would you make it rain?
>>67659856
haas has been a top lid today - trusted him on this.
pmsl at mackers tbqh
If you're a 3/10 you've either got the choice of shagging other 3/10s or getting a 10/10 brass that does this for a living and will be an exceptional shag
No brainer
>>67659784
>bordel
only had sex once, 18 months ago, can feel virginity growing back
>>67659895
It's what they're called pal
>>67659839
Cute redhead, really great body, curvy in the right places, big tits and ass.
She was the nicest and easiest to talk to girl that I've ever met, I was allowed to do pretty much anything, I cuddled and chatted with her for like an extra half an hour over my scheduled time after I was done fucking her, and she gave me homemade cookies before I left.
>>67659869
>going for shitty tourist-bait prossies
Mums if toronto scores..
>>67659926
Absolutely zero regrets, it really helped my mental issues and I've regained my social life since then, now I'm out with the squad every weekend having a proper laff.
>>67659934
>not cashing out for like 10 quid less
youre part of the problem
>>67659882
Not in this lifetime bud
>>67659884
pmsl I had no clue about this game mate I can just recognise VALUE
Hey can someone give me a /safebet/ that I can put £20 on. Cheers!
Key word here is SAFE.
>>67659536
I'm not using that site, it scares me to tip on there
>>67659693
Fucking a fat bird is great banter, or I hear
>>67659971
shrewd. you might surpass mike brewer one day. britain's shrewdest man tbqh.
>>67660002
pmsl I dont shag fatties
any americans here with bets for the indians - reds game?
Whuddup, losers? How much are you losing today?
>>67660042
when do your exams finish lid?
Delivery driver really wasn't happy BT when he found out you made profit despite bob not delivering at long odds
He wouldn't show me his book, just said next time he's going to take a shit in my delivery if you don't tip him a winner
>>67660042
>Lives in Scotland
>Doesn't shag fat birds
pick one and ONLY one
>>67660001
Novak Djokovic to get to the quarters of the French open. Murray to reach quartets. Nadal Federer and Thiem the same.
>>67660062
>lmao a "mexican" lid
do you even know what a "dollar" is, holmes ???
>>67660063
Done. Betting about to get serious in a few weeks.
>>67660062
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>>67660077
He's Scottish? Never taking one of his tips again.
>>67660113
those your finals? applied for jobs or just going to smack bets for now?
>>67660114
Pound Sterling by the way. Not poorman coins.
>>67659982
Santa Fe -1AH
36 you's for me in this thread, going to have a quick wank, shower and watch simpsons in bed. night all x
>>67660125
No, 3rd year exams.
>>67660114
>being this desperate to impress strangers
>going to this lengths
Please go get yourself a prossie tonight you mess
>>67660113
Shaking
>>67660145
>36
Not even trying are you?
>>67660125
>finals
Hey dude cowabunga. Eat my shorts.
>>67660108
I'm just here for the shitposting, lad.
>>67660114
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..........
>>67660155
Read previous threads, lad.
>>67660170
Why?
>tfw i use a loophole and give euan his own tip
>>67660172
nibs
u4.5 Corinthians [email protected]
>>67660171
sex now
>>67660171
wow eleven more, want a medal you fucking cunt?
>>67660206
on this
>>67660213
>>67660171
>>67660145
ban these people
>>67659454
>25
>17
>250 dollarydoos
>DACuary
>26
>would be remain
>ukes
>scotch soda
this tip GREATLY attracts me. euan put the money on this
>>67660206
On MED
>>67660182
/bet/ has minimal shitposting you dullard
>>67660322
>juveguy
>>67660206
Couldn't find a stream so I'm on blindly
Sad to hear of the death of 'Sporty Jim'. From the era of proper gambling personalities. Took the bookies apart for years on Scottish lowers
>>67660300
Dubs says you bet on it lid
>>67660206
34 from last 42 guy here, on this.
>>67660360
>le ebin dubs xD
Are you fucking 12?
>>67660113
Euan can you help me please mate?
What accounts would you say are the best after 365?
I am not really sure where to spread my roll around after my 365 was limited and I mostly used that for everything unless something wasnt carried or another bookie had way better odds/lines.
You mention 10bet a lot, should I get one of those, do they limit fast?
On my KNEES for a non-meme response.
>Age
23
>Age you first came on 4chan
16
>Average stake size
£5
>Most recent month you didn't make a profit from betting
n/a
>No. of females you've had sex with
15
>Your vote on the EU referendum
In
>Favourite Eurovision entry this year
Italy
>Your choice of drink on a night out
Don't drink
>>67660322
All /bet/ threads are technically the British shitposting threads of /sp/, a few posts from a Mexican fellow is literally nothing.
>>67660376
stop jinxing our bets you twat
1-2222222
SHAKING
>>67660385
Are you putting the money on that m8, it's a serious tip and I don't see it losing. I'll be £11.20 down after that.
>>67660389
marathon and 188 don't limit.
pinny also carries lots of games.
>>67660385
Eh, dubs is /bet/
>>67660389
Yes. And Mara. You'll can be on everything then.
>>67660353
Where can I read more about him?
>>67660414
I'm not doing it on purpose.. I literally CANNOT win a bet. annnnd there's another goal. Actually feel cursed.
>>67659454
>Age
21
>Age you first came on 4chan
16/17 when I first started using it regular I think
>Average stake size
~£250
>Most recent month you didn't make a profit from betting
February
>No. of females you've had sex with
2 soon to be 3. Quality over quantity lids ;)
>Your vote on the EU referendum
OUT
>Favourite Eurovision entry this year
>watching that leftist shite
>Your choice of drink on a night out
Assuming I drank a lot at pre-drinks and am fairly drunk, I usually just drink a few bottles of beer + some shots to keep my buzz throughout the night.
>>67660430
V odd post
>>67660427
Consider it done friend ;)
>>67660416
>tfw on Corinthians
crying
Only one of us can win, but knowing my luck it's not gonna be me.
>>67660430
>Mara dont limit
Im not that new faggot.
And 188 and Pinny you need a broker for, no?
>>67660439
Stories of men like this exist only in working mens clubs and snooker halls.
>>67660436
>you'll can
>>67660471
you are the one that asked for advice, figure it out yourself if you're going to be rude
Rio Preto DC probs a bet like
>>67660480
*bet
Number of people lying about amount of females slept with;
o/u 3.5 @1.9
>>67660493
>@1.66
>good bet
you're disgusting
>>67660479
Sounds pretty gay m8
>>67660503
on marge
>>67660503
You to be a spotty teenaged virgin @1.1
>>67660467
Thanks bud. cannot wait for saturday to come
>>67660503
LARGE on overs
>>67660532
Please dont @ me until then.
>>67660503
remortgaging house on overs
>>67660503
>Sleeping with girls is hard
Oily sneaky greasy dirty fresher
reminder that toronto winning vs cleveland is a sure thing. teams coming off a 7th game have a crazy high win rate against teams coming off a 4-0
>>67660592
Zzzzzzzzzzzz
>>67660626
>Getting blood on your dick is fun
>>67660626
>>>/r9k/ is that way
>>67660592
So it will return to the mean soon? On Cleveland LARGE
>>67660448
>my buzz
Odd man
>>67660570
It might not be hard but the very thought of talking to a girl sends shivers down my spine
>>67660592
on raptors @7. just went small with 100 but hope it comes in.
>>67660626
nonce
>>67660645
Better than getting genital warts desu
dc flamengo rj slags
