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first for please lend me money
corinthians 4 fml
Euan living on the edge
Night lids
second for old sad gambler going to rome
>>67660845
WTB lids?
Euan.
Should I sell all my valuables to get as big a roll as possible for the upcoming period of betting?
>>67660897
WEW
One more goal in this corinthians second half and I'm officially 35 losses from 43.
Hey lads, Hass loving Euan advice asking guy here.
I've just got back from my tinder date, had a great time. Spoke about betting and shrewdness, she liked it.
We're meeting again later this week.
Just want to say thank you for Hass for his tiddy advice, and thanks to Euan last night who adviced about wearing a polo, worked wonders friendo.
What have I missed, any decent bets, have literally only been on Tempines today.
>on unders
tremoring
>>67660944
Why did you bet unders?
>>67660969
Did you not ask to take her for drinks after?
>>67660969
Well done for overcoming your obvious autism
>>67661009
We both work you degenerate it's a Tuesday night. Had wine anyway.
>>67661017
Talking BIG sense here pal.
>>67660969
Post pic of outfit you wore.
>>67661032
>we both work
Does she know you can bet on your phone in 2016 pmsl
got a new tip up. as gokuson would say, get #ON it
>>67661032
Where do you work, slug?
>>67660969
You sound fucking pathetic. At least make these posts funny.
>>67660944
Wow sorry lid
>>67661091
Proffesional Trader at Coral. We're both in business, no slug.
>>67661097
Just trying to thank the /bet/ community pal, it's an actual nice thing to do than read >>67661080 is it not?
put what was left of my current account on mackers tip. like 1300quid. all i have left now after losing so much. hope it comes in
>>67661097
I find him endearing, he's like /bet/'s little brother
>>67661194
it will. the man's a peru reserves J U D G E
>>67661157
How often do you meet Goffy?
>>67661157
kys
Gonna check out /r/sportsbook. Seems like a warmer community.
>>67661215
Too fucking often, nobody likes him here.
>>67661195
Thanks pal, i'll keep you informed.
Planning on naming our first child Euan.
>>67661271
Did you not get enough (You)s last time you told us this?
>>67661312
>Not calling it Baby4TheWeekend
>mackers
>>67661194
Are you 45678 loses from 45679 bets guy?
>>67661390
Connection problems lid
DOWN INSANE on mackers tip.
>>67661400
Nope, that's me.
Mackers RUINS lines
Pen and red..... mackers so fucking lewd
>>67661276
pmsl post proof
MACKERS
A
C
K
E
R
S
Garcilaso +1.25
The line has gone too far. On this LARGE.
>>67661536
BEGGING for a half win
>>67661536
why
These Peruvians are accurate, two shots, two goals. Tampines should sign some of them ahaha
5th goal disallowed.
still hope for us unders lot
>>67661032
>work
>wine
What are you, a mid-40s middle manager?
>>67661592
>lazy south american rball employees
>>67661595
fuck
>>67661441
Just ask anyone, he's the butt of all jokes. Everyone knows about /bet/.
>>67661605
A mature adult.
>>67661622
>m'ature
>>67661536
Forgot to turn on proxy, Albania?
>>67661622
no one knows about /bet/ you retard, traders are scared of 4chan cause of the reputation as hackers
>>67661622
>lying on the internet
>>67661686
Nick Goff here, your post made me actually laugh out loud. Cheers.
>>67661713
delete this
>>67661713
>impersonating me
>>67661713
DELETE THIS REEEEEEEEEEE PATIO DANGER MASSIVE
>>67661734
love seeing bt memes get the attention they deserve tbqh
>>67661754
HARD DRIVE SEIZED
Has nobody invented a Goff Tweet Generator? Would be the most +EV use of time
very very important
http://www.strawpoll.me/10241365
http://www.strawpoll.me/10241365
http://www.strawpoll.me/10241365
tfw shitty unders bet might actually come in
>>67661844
/bet/ night out obviously, would have picked Raj otherwise
>>67661848
Feels good
>>67661875
>/bet/ night out
Who gets to come?
Is Albania going?
>>67661899
Everyone except juveguy is welcome.
>>67661899
frog is doing the food.
>>67661917
>vegan
VERY -ev
>>67661917
>veggie shit
Ill be ordering a kebbaby
penalty, cannot win a bet
Lids are there any major bets in the works or can i start tinder posting?
>mackers
jesus christ
corinthians 5 such gay shit
fuck
>mackers
+1.25 so shrewd. Thanks whoever posted it in the last thread!
>Dackers
>>67661968
Tinder.
>>67661968
Go ahead
aaaaan there's the fifth goal now standing at 35 losses from last 43 bets. see you lads tomorrow, if I haven't killed myself
>>67661058
Slackers
Thanks to whoever tipped Rio Preto women!
>tfw match with a qt on tinder and you start imagining your life together
>>67662006
Can I have your accounts before you an hero?:
over6.5 is the bet
Gonna chase with Santa Fe -1AH, life changing sums. Santa Fe will have their best squad and Parana are shite
http://www.strawpoll.me/10241425
http://www.strawpoll.me/10241425
http://www.strawpoll.me/10241425
>>67662027
Funny thing is, before I went on this HORRIFIC run. I wasn't actually doing too bad at all. Don't have a 365/paddy/coral/laddys/betfred but if I do an hero (which will 100% happen if my roll goes) then anyone on /bet/ is welcome to whatever accounts I've got.
/bet/ is definitely more northern. and not london at all.
/bet/ are we going with cleveland -11 hosting the raptors?
>>67662029
>>67662029
on it
>>67662064
Did a quick poll the other day and majority are southerners
>>67662045
a m s t e r d a m
>>67662064
Not what the poll says lid
>>67662070
-11 raptors + money line raptors
i am on large and medium
>>67662045
Put down at some event (can't think what) in case its awkward but Glasgae is a very close second
>>67662064
what are you lads still doing up? dont you work tomorrow?
>>67662099
/bet/ is work
>>67662099
Probably have an afternoon shift down the mines
>>67662064
fuck off you northern cant
>>67662045
Manchester
>>67662099
I just sit at home all day betting and shitposting on here.
I charge for tips as well.
Pretty cosy, make around 40 a year mostly tax free. Eat a lot of dominos too.
>>67662122
didn't thatcher close those down?
>>67662085
Do you mean plus 11?
Three betting companies -- Intralot, Eurobet and Goldbet -- all noted large sums of money being placed on accumulator bets that involved one Frosinone player being sent off and Napoli winning the game.
Frosinone midfielder Mirko Gori was shown a red card after just 13 minutes of the game for kicking the ball against Napoli's Lorenzo Insigne as he lay on the ground after a foul.
With Napoli needing to win to finish second and Frosinone already relegated, a victory for the Azzurri -- which would have completed the accumulators -- at that stage was already extremely likely.
Napoli won the game 4-0 thanks to a Gonzalo Higuain hat trick.
According to La Gazzetta dello Sport, bets on Frosinone being given a red card were suspended before kick-off due to the unusual activity, which has been passed on to an office set up in the wake of previous match-fixing scandals to oversee a correct betting system.
The Journalistic Agency for Gaming (AGIMEG) reports that since betting on the red card for Frosinone was suspended due to the unusual activity, no winnings have yet been paid out until an investigation by the authorities is completed.
>>67662158
t-thanks for the tip
>>67662131
That would fall under >The North
>>67662045
I'm not going to London pmsl
>>67662143
idk pal. Check her insta/FB
STILL no new matches for me. Feel like the guy who cant stop losing.
>>67662197
think somewhere like Manchester is good cause you dont have to go too far plus it isnt too far for Londoners to travel too
>>67662197
;)
Got my second date in a few days, keep trying pal.
>>67662197
If I said i'd donate 100 quid to cancer research would you shave your perm off?
>>67662212
Birmingham a more central point tbfqh
>>67662197
I'm running out of matches tbqhwy euan, not sure how much longer i can keep the tinderposting going on my own
>>67662197
>implying >we would go anywhere north of nottingham
i feel like i'd catch poverty being that far up
>>67662212
>Not having the /bet/ meetup in London so I can take you all out for haircuts
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>>67662244
Fuck off
Midlands. Nottingham.
Nottingham could work.
London has clearly won the poll, sorry northern monkeys you'll have to win a pixel punt to pay for the train
>>67662268
>shottingham
>>67662252
Notts would be great to be /outshagging/ tbf
>>67662268
Original /bet/ meetup was supposed to be in nottingham at the weatherspoons
>>67662244
>Not having it in London so we can take hass to immigration
>>67662268
my nan lives there and she'd probably let some people stay over and prelash there if i said they were my friends
I have it sorted. I've booked us a booth in Kokomo for the 11th
>>67662284
world
>>67662276
Stayed a few days there at friends uni acomm, top class slags tbqh boys. Filthy as well. One asked me to put my finger up her ass. Declined
>>67662045
Vegas desu
>>67662143
Lol dog
>>67662312
would be up for this
>>67662252
>>67662268
not Nottingham, I know too many people there.
Birmingham would be fine though.
>>67662295
Think the word you're looking for is FAT
>>67662304
>ass
>not arse.
puked up a little
>>67662327
>black/paki capital
nope
/bet/ meetup would be WORLD
>tears
>nibs
>>67662339
Please eat more nutritious food and take down your Nick Goff poster.
Wouldn't a meet up be really awkward
There's bound to be a least 1 or 2 actual real life autist that ruin everything.i don't mean to root my own horn but I'm pretty cool irl and wouldn't want to hang out with a bunch of nerds
http://www.strawpoll.me/10241512
http://www.strawpoll.me/10241512
http://www.strawpoll.me/10241512
http://www.strawpoll.me/10241512
>>67662268
We could go hotters and look at the slags
I'd go to a meetup if everyone didn't just spout /bet/ memes and ask for tips the entire time. Like has to be void of 4chan. Sports an general betting chat is allowed.
>>67662358
SP would turn up unannounced
>>67662080
This. Half of us can smoke weed and chat up dutch qts, half can go shag prozzies, then we'll all go break Douwe Bob's legs
>>67662378
You know someone would say "implying" or "senpai" and it would ruin everything
>>67662339
Please hit the bricks
>>67662375
>more proof that niggers aren't shrewd
>>67662345
The memespouting will be so so autistic
I mean it's fine when I do it irl cause I can claim it's my gimmick, but imagine a swarm of limp wristed lefties squeaking 'tears' and '-ev' when asking for drink prices
>>67662378
>someone chatting up a fitty
>someone walks up beside them and shouts "PMSL"
>>67662344
Need Hass to feel comfortable desu
>>67662414
Y-you don't say this stuff irl do you? Big big sense is fine. But tears and pmsl is a no no.
>>67662414
>implying you arent a limp wristed lefty
i know you mate
MACKERS
>>67662414
Can only type in memes on here but can't say I've ever used one irl
>>67662413
Retract your statement good sir.
>>67662414
>I mean it's fine when I do it irl cause I can claim it's my gimmick, but imagine a swarm of limp wristed lefties squeaking 'tears' and '-ev' when asking for drink prices
wait, you guys dont actually use /bet/ memes and terminology irl do you?
>>67662433
Around blacks never relax
>>67662439
memespouting in the right doses can do wonders for your social life lid
>>67662455
Pmsl I've voted Tory in the past
>2 pakis
show yourself
>>67662158
>http://tugashow.com/video/x4ainj3
Did he do it /bet/? Looks guilty as fuck to me
>>67662470
>>67662439
I use tears, world, shrewd, pmsl.
people seem to like it.
She was American
>>67662483
How long have you posted in /bet/ for?
I don't really use bet that much
Why is everyone sucking this trips dick so much
>>67662483
I'm the other paki wag1 desu
>>67662493
Big big sense has come into my vocabulary now. Tears slowly coming into it.
>when hass' boys move into the thread
It'd be awkward when we all turn up to realise everyone except euan is a paki
Official Thread Song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBdLsNNT064
>>67662509
Because he has a £50 haircut
>>67662509
He posts shrewd tips.
>>67662509
>>67662524
I am confused cause this might be a different Hass to the old Hass.
>>67662541
I'm not posted here any more desu
>>67662489
Not even a red desu
>>67662526
>implying I'm going to stay in a pub when a bunch of pakis come in
>>67662510
gambling is haram desu
>>67662508
Regularly since December, before I'd sporadically visit
>>67662483
who did you/would you have voted for london mayor?
Any updates on Rossy? He is barely mentioned anymore.
Did he give up gambling?
>>67662550
>different Hass to the old Hass
Why do you think that? What was the old hass like
>>67662546
And... mine was 65
O
MACKERS
G
>>67662558
None of the pakis I know are even muslim pmsl
So much post WC /bet/ disgusting
>>67662544
tune
>>67662571
Retired to Marmaris. Bought his own resort.
Though he does pop up in the markets on those odd rainy days. ;)
>>67662563
Would have voted Sadiq Khan no question. Goldsmith is a moron and Sadiq is a great example of someone who's acheived social mobility
Who's the best dark horse for the Euros
Thinking of wacking a 50 on Czech Republic
>>67662636
couldn't bring myself to vote labour tbqh.
Official Night Rball Punt:
Bragantino SW @ 2.87
PMSL 365 didn't close the market for Cesar win during the penalty
Hopped on SW @3.10 :-)
>>67662577
Similar personality but the details dont quite match. I am a little perplexed by what is going on here.
>>67662643
Austria lad. Good team. Alaba/Fuchs/Arnautovic. Outside outside = Iceland.
>>67662709
Am I being rumbled
what doesn't match?
>14 pakis
surely not. actually feel ill right now.
>>67661058
Mack Daddy
>the paki vote
I am PMSL
>>67662643
Austria or Poland.
>>67662738
How did you find /bet/ if you weren't here in the earlier days?
>>67662756
>>67662768
No wonder you all struggle with Tinder ffs
>>67662810
>find /bet/
literally on the front page of /sp/ everyday
>>67662756
Welcome to modern britain
>>67662643
Northern Ireland
>>67662738
Just some little personal details about yourself, it is possible there was another Hass, long ago.
Hass, after how many dates should we fuck?
>>67662810
See >>67662832
>>67662823
>mfw I've been home from uni for less than 2 hours and already have 4 matches
>>67662555
>implying we're not going to clear out to the local mosque when a permed-up Scot turns up
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10241623
Adjusted for American posters only
>>67662900
You're not a full Calzaghe
>>67662716 >>67662801
I was thinking of Croatia
Don't know why i said Czech, Croatia have a decent squad
>>67662375
pmsl
>>67662946
>8 votes
>5 black
>only 2 american posters
>>67662894
Depends on the girl lid and your age I guess
>>67662950
???
>>67662946
I voted black
>>67662964
Posted it already and jani banned me for 3 days pmsl
>>67662946
>land of the cucks
>>67663126
pmsl
Pakis and Blacks?
I can understand pakis but surely blacks don't bet? They can't understand anything past scratch cards and lotto tickets.
on LARGE bragantino O0.5
>>67663240
not clever
Anybody bet on the apehoop draft lottery or am I the only one?
>>67663216
are you gay?
>>67662964
I got asked out to a dance by a girl with a snaggletooth in high school. I told her that I would think about it over the weekend and never talked to her again
>>67663227
Okay lad, i'll hold off on 3rd date till a weekend, then invite her round.
>>67663281
For you maybe, depends if you're good looking. What's gay about what I said by the way?
>>67663301
talk about betting, you can't lose.
>>67663301
What a deliciously autistic post
>>67663334
>>67663301
>he doesn't memorise copypasta from /b/
>>67663353
Where did French girl go?
>>67663362
what did you just say about me, you little bitch?
>>67663301
>>67663362
The backpacking story. Is it pasta? I can't remember where I saw it. Someone must know it
surely not actually that many pakis in here? hass?
TOR RAPTORS +11.5 and SW
Official night basketball bet.
>>67663431
At least she won't get 4 GCSE'S like some retard the other day
>>67663410
The one with the videotape?
>>67663429
I don't like it.
Nah there's probably only one or two others
>>67663490
nah she is gonna get like 7 or 8 A*s smart as fuck desu
>>67663490
Fuck off i'm still here
>>67663527
PMSL
Have you told her you have been to uni?
>>67663564
>am i the only shrewd black guy?
Just how many of you non-whites are in /bet/, I think you're all the ones stealing tips for yourselves.
>>67663574
nah
>>67663565
Fug, sorry about that my man.
Do your parents know you drink, bet and fuck?
>>67663564
That surprised me desu, expected more
But then again black 4channers are a rarity
>>67663605
yes, no- well, yes, but not to the extend that I do, yes.
>>67663506
Doesn't ring a bell
>>67663605
Hope so. I'm 32.
>>67663605
Yes
No
Yes
>>67663605
I only do 2 of those.
>>67663550
Lmao that's cute lad.
>>67663613
Feeling special tbqh. Should get a trip.
>>67663657
They're ok with that?
>>67663605
y/n/y
>>67663697
Ofc not. His parents think he's at the Mosque.
>>67663676
>wogabet
>>67663605
I dont drink that much anymore, my dad knows I bet and fuck.
Janis are going to have a fucking field day with this, unironically the best thread all day because i've not lost any money in it.
Seem to remember there being a trip was it 'coralfag' or something like that. Remember him saying he was black on a few occasions. Wonder what happened to him.
Why don't you all go to bed
>>67663697
I'm still a good boy desu
>>67663632
Mount Tibidabo?
pmsl state of /bet/ all these 20 year old virgins who can't tell their mum about the supreme value
>>67663729
This right here, do it.
wtfb wogabet?
>>67663429
I'm genuinely a paki, I think the poll is bs
Prolly only me Hass and a couple others
>>67663783
Do your parents know you drink, fuck, and bet?
>>67663605
yes, yes, yes. Why wouldnt they? I'm not 15.
When are we buying a football club?
>>67663761
my mums dead mate
>>67663774
If I do get a trip it's gonna be tennis related. Made so much money from it.
>>67663783
Southall lad?
>>67663783
Obviously it's bullshit, no way there's that many
That being said, I am
Someone said ARP is a paki
>>67663795
>euan fucks
pmsl tears.
Not believing this for a minute you virgin.
>>67663808
S L A G S
Minorities out pls
>>67663833
>he doesnt know about the 8+
>>67663833
Explain slags lad
>>67663748
That's it. FFS friends surreal.
>>67663845
Minorities IS /bet/
>>67663794
Don't drink
No
No
If they did they'd prob disown me lel
>>67663808
Ealing lid
>>67663803
same mate
>>67663783
>Prolly only me Hass and a couple others
'only'
Sounds like too many to me
>>67663868
Block her. Whatever you say it's going to be the wrong thing to say.
>>67663881
Cheeky,down at greenford.
>>67663881
>Ealing
What a surprise.
I take it you're a muzza? Why don't you drink if you fuck and bet anyway
>>67663845
ok mate, time for you to leave
>>67663605
I meant to link this to Hassan
pmsl at the white bois scared to tell their parents about their penny punting
>>67663868
Get a new gf and offer her a threesome if she's depressed
>>67663906
BNP xDdd Le niggers haha monkeys haha curry munchers lads
>>67663944
it's not a joke. leave.
>>67663914
Where you at Hass?
>>67663944
National Front desu
>>67663845
If you're white, then per the strawpoll, you are the minority so kindly see yourself out
Thread song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uSGtRoEQYA
>>67663868
Tell her not everyone in this life is cut out to profit in Asia.
>>67663944
where my EDL boys :)?
>>67663874
This scares me.
>>67663868
Tell her you arent a mental heath expert and she should see a doctor but you are there to talk to in the meantime.
It is nice to be nice :)
Night lid x
>>67664021
E E EDL
Are all these new minority /bet/ members from /arse/ or something? how did you get here.
>>67663944
I WILL SLAY YOU WHERE YOU STANDDDDDD
>>67663985
I'm actually an Essex boy, just in West London for uni
>>67664048
We hate you muzzys we do
We hate you muzzys we do
We hate muzzys we dooo
Ohhh muzzys we hate you
>>67664094
Old Hass was London born and bred iirc.
>>67664086
This line of conversation is going to turn bad real quick.
>>67664008
Real thread song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inDxiuB8DCA
>>67664094
What part lid, Northolt is my ends.
>>67663914
Unhealthy desu. Have drank still but do it very rarely
Not a muzza, was born there but in the northern region so my skin's not brown. Most people think I'm Iranian/Syrian
Let's get back on topic lads. How many matches have you gotten today?
>>67664123
What happened to good comedy? Literally fuckall good comedy on the box atm, couldn't name a single programme.
>>67664086
>had a gf for few years at uni
>kept mentioning threesome stuff to her
>watched threesome porn with her ffm
>nothing came out it
>one day drunk in club with her and her mate
>mate asks if I still wanted to have a threesome
>obviously gf told her, theyre both laughing
>next thing at home
>double blowjob and then fucked gf while other girl rubbed herself
>tired out too fast and gf and her mate just spent an hour or so going at it
>she left me a month later
>>67664120
what do you mean?
>>67664157
>using tinder
Uni slags just need an approach, get a number and you're in.
Dunno if this counts, but i once had a wank while my wife and shagged her son
>>67664157
zero because i've not been swiping while going out on my dates.
>>67664163
I've definitely seen this posted before, SCARED to see if it's a goff.
>>67664086
Sort of. 2 sisters, I was just watching.
>>67663907
Scared to push her over the edge but it does feel that way
>>67663939
Em nah
>>67664009
This m-might work
>>67664028
I couldn't put with this constant attention seeking shit and I can live without the sex
>>67664040
Been my approach so far but its not really working...
>>67664182
what
>>67664199
You haven't because I just wrote it pal.
>>67664170
See it is the last point that worries me, did she say the threesome was part of the reason for breaking up?
>>67664118
This was a meme
Unless there was another Hass before this year?
>>67664126
Pretty sure I've had takeaway from there
>was born there but in the northern region so my skin's not brown. Most people think I'm Iranian/Syrian
Jesus Christ lid..
>>67664182
Go to bed
>>67664239
was probably more my /bet/ting (8-10hrs a day), coking (every week) and the fact I ragged some filth from the sbar
>>67664242
Old Hass has been in /bet/ for nearly 2 years.
>>67664226
then i think your'e talking big sense pal. had to go over and re-watch gavin and stacey because everything now is so shit
Does anyone else lose interest as soon as they get a number?
>>67664266
>Catholic girl
why? she will be neurotic.
Just get a normal girl, they like cuddling too. Plus you might find you want to have sex once you like the girl.
>>67664297
I don't even ask for numbers anymore. I don't get in to situations where I need to 'pull' a bird. They give me there number if they want to get to know me.
>>67664319
This. Is. So. Important.
>>67664291
Is that what I/he said or do you know because he used to post that far back
>>67664266
>nice catholic girl
I'm this >>67664207 guy. Nothing nice about them
>>67664341
Nah I just know he posted then, if you didnt then it's obviously a different Hass.
>>67664349
>dude
>>67664349
Genuinely can't tell which responses are yours
>>67664349
bretty cool that you message girls tbqh
>>67664242
What, you ain't ever seen a kashmiri paki before
>>67664349
I honestly don't know what to make of this.
>>67664374
Talking big sense here pal
>>67664386
>>67664385
>>67664390
The numbers of what?
>>67664349
They actually like to be called 'Little one', 'Princess' or something along those lines if they are into that stuff mate.
>>67664385
Keeps em honest.
>>67664386
>Hasn't used whatsapp
>>67664421
She said after she doesn't like that shit
>>67664420
Well done pal, proud of ya.
Keep us informed.
>>67664349
>play with my boobs
Are you both 15?
>>67664420
The blushing one?
>>67664419
Wtf are you talking about?
>>67664440
20 liddo
>>67664430
Are you 13? Who talks to a bird like that?
>>67664349
Normal people don't talk like This
>>67664450
yeah lad
>>67664433
Cheers pal
>>67664390
Nah I just get the vibe you're having some identity crisis m8
>>67664430
Why is she asking you what girls like to be called?
>>67664430
What does she like then?
>>67664458
>>67664457
>>67664452
I would like to get in to betting on matches and since bet 365 give me £200 free bets it's rellay tempting but the odds confuse the fuck out of me.
>>67664440
pmsl
>>67664468
thats pretty dece, remember girls are like fires, once you have got them lit you just have to add little bits to it and blow on it until it grows, dont put too much firewood on it straight away or you risk starving it of oxygen and putting it out
>>67663605
Y/Y/Y
>>67664471
>identity crisis
Says the dutchman
>>67664457
Well time's moved on then. I was fingering girls at 14. Play with my boobs? At 20? Jesus
>>67664458
Why not?
>>67664465
Cheers pal
>>67664471
Not sure, bit psycho lad.
>>67664472
She said she's fine with bitch.
>>67664478
Are you high?
>>67664517
Fair play
>>67664514
Wise wise words these
>>67664421
They're odds are better than /b/awwwston's.
>>67664516
I have £20 on Italy to win the Tournament at odds of 14/1 before the start.
>>67664517
After the Spain game, I feel quite a lot better about it.
Fantastic thread lads.
It's been a privilege posting with you tonight.
>>67664468
Keep it up, you might find someone. Don't go looking for a one night stand you might as well go to the club and embarhass yourself.
I deleted tinder after going out with a girl a few times, she's my betting rock now, actually keeps me from smashing the place up when a bet loses.
>>67664519
That's just a portion son. Obviously there's more.
>>67664525
Responding to five posts in one reply like you're a celebrity. Fucking disgusting
>>67664514
Also incredibly destructive.
>>67664519
Croatia/Italy as a tie is a good bet right/
>>67664528
Think picking tie in that, and France and England to win on Friday in my parlay. Maybe throw Spain to win depending on odds
>>67664538
Yeah I would bet on a draw as well, if the odds were good.
>>67664552
Indulge us
What the fuck is this genrall
It's like one flew over the cuckoos nest
>>67664553
Cheers lid.
>>67664566
That's enough for 1 night.
Tried to ignore him, but is this hombre having a stroke?
>>67664545
I know most the stuff about Basketball, but few things I didn't there, thanks.
>>67664546
Football, league wise makes sense to me. Still need a better understanding of the game itself - find it hard to follow.
>>67664552
>>67664553
Any way for me to understand NBA tactics better? For football, it came by watching it for 10 odd years and playing. Don't play much basketball, watched it quite a lot this season + play NBA - how can I understand tactics better?
>>67664559
>>67664566
Imagine they had to ban Wazza just to give the other lads in the group half a chance of going through.
>>67664571
Never seen it desu
>>67664571
Tears
>>67664546
Did she delete Tinder too though? :^)
>>67664571
It's a mixture of tinder, advise, health, sociology, psychology, and sometimes betting.
>>67664581
Hass I have a hunch he's posting stuff from r/soccerbetting
>>67664581
That's what I'm thinking, dudes replying to everything with random shit.
Fix the fuck up Ese
>>67664581
>>67664596
Scottie Parker is going to run rings around the Swedish midfield
It's a bot reposting old posts from archives. Not sure why, just crops up now and again
>>67664601
She deleted tinder after our first date, she wanted to find the right guy; she did.
>>67664606
It's a bot that just reposts other posts on the board. I would filter it, but I'm happy to take the (You)'s
>>67664623
Creepy desu
Am I gonna get banned lads? Been shit posting here for a few hours. Jannys gonna have an aneurysm when he sees this.
>>67664597
>>67664601
>>67664606
JT, or as I call him 'this generation's Bobby Moore', will have Zlatan in his pocket for 90 odd minutes (he'd better check his shorts before chucking them in the wash)
>>67664611
Can you think of another side that could afford to leave players of the caliber of Rio, Bent and Micah Richards at home?
>>67664634
Sure, but what are the odds? Germany is definitely the better team. Of course better teams can be beaten by choosing the appropriate strategy, but I just don't see this happen here.
>>67664666
What did you have?
>>67664666
You brought this on yourself
>>67664655
I think he'll just delete the thread, the qucker we get to 500 the better if you ask me, or there won't even be a /bet/ tomorrow. I have so many (You)s.
>>67664666
Had some Chinese noodles on Oxford circus, wok or some shit. Sweating buckets
>>67664666
>>67664655
>>67664646
how the fuck did you get those odds?
Plus I imagine in this case if the match is off bets will either be cancelled and refunded or turned over to the replay
>>67664672
I'm loving the historical delusion
It's still fucking coming gome though
>>67664666
Had some spinach in my pasta on my date lid, i don't need to go to the shitter.
>>67664689
>>67664691
>>67664697
>>67664699
do you have multibets in your country?
i bet on:
gomez to score first $7
spain to beat ireland $1.25
croatia to draw with italy $3.20
and the france to win odds are $2.00
when you multiply those odds (hence multibet) you get a return of $56 from a buck. so five bucks wins you $280. get on it son.
>>67664697
Same lad. Lads let's hurry it up or bans for everyone.
>>67664689
Rojan Josh
>>67664471
Nah just like being informative
>>67664747
Shits about to get real. What are the odds he makes it? I'm giving it about uhhhhh 14.333%, well thats better than we usually do.
>>67664770
Should've had a madras lid. Goat curry.
>>67664811
>Goat curry
Not even once m8
>>67664765
>>67664770
>>67664793
On topic. Let Homer retire, ditch Hudler there are 3 better prospects in our system. Resign Darren Helm right now. I would love to see a trade for Jordan Staal although it is a pipedream.
>>67664763
This reminds me of the occasional betting threads before /bet/ was a thing.
Mug central.
>>67664822
Swimming, track and field, auto and horse racing, weight-lifting and all judged sports appeal to families of the athletes, women, and idiots. These games are the snakes and ladders of the sporting world.
Tinder without Facebook WHEN
>>67664763
>get on it son
>>67664878
Id love to know if any of these picks won.
>>67664872
Unless you are betting on the game, baseball and American Football are the only two sports worth watching, because the action is interrupted so that plays can be appreciated. These games are the Chess of the sporting world.
In contrast, hockey, soccer, basketball, volleyball, cricket, rugby, tennis, water polo and other such sports have no real defined plays, other than faceoffs or penalties maybe. 75% of the time, however, the ball is either bouncing in the midfield or being hit back and forth, and the only thing to appreciate are impromptu passing plays or the odd individual effort. These games are the checkers of the sporting world.
Swimming, track and field, auto and horse racing, weight-lifting and all judged sports appeal to families of the athletes, women, and idiots. These games are the snakes and ladders of the sporting world.
>>67664919
I find it hilarious that everyone is so sure they know exactly who's going to win. So many different scenarios could play out based on luck, individual factors and unforeseen circumstances. It's perfectly logical to figure out the percentage chance you think each team has to win. That's what the betting odds are for. But it's stupid to say you KNOW who's going to win.
>>67664919
Yo
>>67664908
pmsl
New thread when boys? Jannys going to cave in when he sees this shit.
Raptors +19.5
Line has gone TOO FAR
>>67664908
>These games are the Chess of the sporting world.
pmsl
>>67664919
Yeah, i'm not dating her. I was going to date her, we spoke for a while, and she's not smart enough to hold a conversation so I dropped it. Still get the hots for fucking a mother.
>>67664954
>literally impersonating me
Stop.
>>67664872
It's called badoo
>>67664954
>Bookies
You realise that their odds are shaped by gamblers? And that gamblers are uniformly idiots?
I mean look at that, it has Italy below England but Portugal above us! Portugal, who have never won anything, and even choked away a final at home, above Italy, who have won countless trophies?
Or above us? We have a player in Rooney at least as good as their best player and then a better squad.
>>67664988
Rooney>Ronaldo pmsl
>>67664984
Decent liquidity?
>>67664900
Pretty sure they all did. From Euro 2012 innit.
>>67664962
>>67664981
>>67664984
You do know theres a max winning on any bet? Bets for most teams/championships will probably be only 50,000 (if that, bet365 max is only 7,500) no matter what the odds, so betting your life savings is a waste, this is how companies still make money when a huge turn-up occurs (because theres always one idiot whos going to put 10,000 on a 1000/1 shot)
It's like being visited by a ghost
>>67664981
Looking good, went medium 200. Cheers lid
>>67664843
Can't believe it's been 2 years since /bet/ got shrewd
>>67664982
So you were thinking about raising her son before you even had a convo with her??
Imagine when the bullshit from this thread gets reposted in 2 years time. Will we be supershrewdies? Will we still even be here? Will unibwin ever bet more than 15 euro on purpose?
>>67665012
>>67665013
Confirmed for getting his shit stomped in by his friends. I bet you picked oddjob too you faggot.
>>67665012
I've only tried it with my location set to buenos aires
>>67665020
>>67665031
>>67665033
>>67665050
>>67665054
i wonder who has better odds to win, the team sending 1000 or the team sending 1
this is why population size is irrelevant, UK sends just as many athletes as the US, your "athletes" are just complete jokes
>he thinks i'm retarded
>>67665020
Ahem, can you PLEASE clear up the confusion about your true identity mate.
>>67665050
Daughter. And no, I was thinking of dating her and looking after the kid sometimes as a plus. I've been through this already.
>>67665057
I'm sure that somebody has put some odds there, but nobody has been so absolutely retarded to bet on those.
Or at least I would hope not
>>67665057
pmsl are you the guy who talks to all the south american girls?
why are they so beta? every south american girl I have ever spoke to has been overly friendly and nice to the point where its cringe.
>>67665090
Leave our boy hass alone or you'll have us to deal with. Paki massive bruv
>>67665111
Sad excuse for a man.
>>67665090
I don't even know lad
I'm the Hassan that most would be referring to
Whether there was another before me idk
>>67665020
More spoopy than playong fifa with crowd noise turned off desu
>>67665090
>>67665111
>>67665119
this doesnt make any sense...i dont know shipt about super bowl but with these odds you can bet on 5 teams and since the smallest odd is 5 and in the worst scenario you ll get your money back
>is this stupid?
>>67665111
Surely nibs
>>67665125
If you think so. The idea was pretty hot to me while talking to her.
>>67665111
Fair enough pal. Hope you can find a nicer MILF to be with.
>>67665163
Pretty hot because you want to fuck the daughter?
>>67665147
>>67665144
>>67665125
>>67665123
Baseball is the hardest of the American sports to beat consistently on a large scale level to where you can actually make a living. Large scale sportsbetting comes on statistical progression and/or stat modeling and baseball's recent statistical revolution has put too much information out for the general public. The squares are slightly sharper than they should be and of course the books have all the information also.
The NFL is relatively simple to bet on as long as you know what you're looking for. If you're interested in turning a profit google "wong teasers". A few years ago the odds were so much in the player's favor you could just do every possible wong combination and come out a winner. You can't really do that anymore but if you handicap the games properly and only do select wong combinations you can still turn a very tidy profit without really knowing a lot about the game.
The NBA is the easiest American sport to turn a profit on simply because the stats that are available for public consumption tend to be more reliable in the long term than what the books are using. For example 4 years ago you could have all the WP data you wanted (www.wagesofwins.com) for free on the internet and just following this information blindly without even idiot checking would produce a tidy 60% winrate. Now the books are on WP whereas the stat community has better material and combination stats. If you have the skill to program a model of your own you can just use automatic programming and make a tidy living.
I honestly don't know how people gamble on soccer other than just pure handicapping. Forgive my American ignorance but it doesn't seem like there are any relevant statistics that you can model with game to game reliability.
>>67665125
Takes a lot of character to raise a child abandoned by their biological father
>>67665144
>This is the sixth hass we've created, and we have become exceedinly efficient at it
>>67665119
Yes I am. Latinas in general as I've moved on to include Central Americans now.
You're right, they're a lot more charming than western girls. Eager to learn and please. All want to better themselves and the lives of them and their families. I find them incredibly endearing.
>>67665151
>>67665163
>>67665172
>>67665177
>also odds for Liverpool to get relegated have been slashed since the start of the season
Yeah, because a load of reactionary retards have bet on it after 3 games, 2 of which against teams you would expect to beat Liverpool.
>>67665144
Were you posting here in 2014?
>>67665172
Cheers friendo, i'm not looking for a milf with a kid, thats not my thing. For a while I wanted to fuck her brains out while her ex's kid is asleep in the other room paying me support to fuck his ex and feed his daughter. >>67665180 Hass gets it.
>>67665180
You do realise some alpha male has fucked and dumped her and you're picking up the pieces right? Now she needs someone comfortable and safe since she's messed up. Alpha fucks/Beta bucks. You're trapped son.
>>67665183
Literally spat out my pom bears PMSL. Actual tears.
>>67665226
So so alpha to have someone else look after your kid, what a pathetic excuse of an alpha he must be to be unable to look after his own offspring.
>>67665220
Not on /bet/ certainly
>>67665226
>dumped her and you're picking up the pieces right? Now she needs someone comfortable and safe since she's messed up
This is probably true, but I'm referring simply to the parenting bit
>>67665264
Yup waste my twenties being a father. Sure.
>>67665183
>mfw I wanted to make this exact reference but couldn't quite form the sentence
Life with ADD is suffering
>>67665226
R
>>67665195
and you dont find it boring at all? They have like no personality or edge to them, you dont even have to try with them.
>>67665264
>Offspring
Neckbeard detected
>>67665268
Then you are the second Hass. I wonder what happened to the first.
>>67665288
>>67665310
>being a father
Okay kiddos, don't think you know many divored families.
>>67665308
It'd be beta to stay and let her trap you into a loveless marriage where the only reason you're there is a kid. Honestly women are master manipulators.
Night lads. Good day of not so shrewd betting, debating and tinder tactics.
>>67665307
There's a higher percentage of boring ones because a lot speak English so poorly you cannot have anything more than basic conversation with them. But I've gone through more latinas than everyone in this thread has had hot dinners combined. I've encountered lots of boring ones and I don't speak to them anymore. But I've got a core group of 3 at the minute who speak great English and we have some incredibly deep and meaningful conversations. I thoroughly enjoy their company.
>>67665370
I mean you don't let her have the child.
>>67665370
They are, honestly pals, if you're thinking of settling down with a lass make sure you love her and she'll do anything for you.
>>67665436
When do you flyout?
>>67665416
Today's been the best day of the month for me so far pmsl, would've been up sums had Euan's tip come in
>>67665436
>>67665436
Hmm, I guess you could have a good point about the language barrier.
Which countries specifically are these 3 from?
>>67665436
Are you the guy who gets women on tinder to use as accommodation?
>>67665525
Obviously he is Hass, for fuck sake keep up with /bet/.
>>67665548
>fuck sake
>>67665494
Guatemala, Argentina and Chile.
>>67665525
I'm looking for birds to stay with in South america sure. Not sure if that's what you mean.
>>67665474
Later this year hopefully.
>>67665585
Go to Chile. The other two are DIRE countries.
>>67665585
Are you me gusta?
>>67665585
>guatemalaria
Sounds like a good idea though
>>67665525
Funnily enough, I was the one who was talking about that the other night (haven't posted AT ALL today) Currently speaking to two birds from Paraguay that can out me up for nearly 4 weeks combined(in late July). And 3 birds in New Mexico, need to work them more for a place to stay tho. Glad to know someone else is doing it to though.
>>67665609
>>67665654
Chilean bird is the worst on both a physical and mental level though. Buenos aires and Rosario look good. I don't really plan on visiting Guat desu.
>>67665633
si
Imagine being so undesirable only girls from the 3rd world will go out with you. PMSL.
>>67665661
We should meet up out there lid.
>>67665633
Impressed with you anon, good shout
>tfw maxed out my reporting limit
Come on Janny, sort it out
>>67665848
Please have sex
>>67665848
Yeah I'm pushing my luck desu
>>67665713
>third world countries
I've had 3 trips to the US and 1 in Cananda, all by chatting up birds on tinder, charming them into let me stay with them for a few weeks. Literally only have to pay for a flight and I get a holiday, free accommodation and a weeks worth of sex. Can even still gamble, got an old jailbroken iphone with a location spoofer so I can still gamble. Pretty sweet if you ask me.
>>67665887
How sweet is it?
Can't decide if Lush Life or Cake By The Ocean is going to be my #soundofthesummer this year
>>67665862
>>67665866
It was mostly on the Mexibot desu but I can't imagine he'll fix that in a hurry because at first glance it won't appear like there is anything wrong with the posts. Hopefully he looks closer at it and realises.
>>67665887
Are they all sluts or what? How do you just go to their house? Why are these girls inviting guys from another country and not just fucking local guys? There must be something up with them.
>>67665961
Because british cock is the most desired in the world.
NEW THREAD NOW. Bans will be handed out tomorrow by the autistic janitor.
>>67665961
Literally takes a couple of months of charming, few little chats on Skype with a 'cute english guy' and they are like putty. 'oh your accent is so nice' etc... Literally easier than you could imagine. just a little time consuming.
>>67666012
Think he's being sound and just deleting posts and not banning us
>>67666028
Do they all live alone?
>>67666049
Aw thanks janny.
>>67666059
I've only stayed with 1 girl who lived with her parents. She was a twenty year old from Boston, her parents were pretty chill (hippy type) I was just really polite around them, and they offered to let me stay in their spare room. Everday when there were at work I was nailing their daughter pmsl.
>On a break from the gf for a month (mutual)
>Go on Tinder for bants and see if I can find a slag
>Got a date on Tuesday with someone who seems a better catch than my gf
I'VE FUCKED IT /BET/
>>67666141
Shes probably doing the same anyway desu anon
>>67666141
If you are on a break then she has already checked out of the relationship anyway. End it for good then see the new girl.
>>67666028
I'm both intrigued but also quite scared
Be up early for the Aussie fixtures, there are certainly some potentials
Night boys x
>>67666049
Reminder that janitors do not have the power to ban but can only delete posts and send a recommendation to mods to ban the user.
Chances are he has seen the huge amount of shit posting, deleted a few posts to make a point and sent off ban requests which will happen whenever a mod can be fucked to get around to it.
>>67666180
>>67666184
It's a complicated one. I'm home (midlands) for 6 weeks while I go see a therapist (depression) and sort myself out. I said she can date girls while I'm gone because she's bi and never tried it. I said I wasn't gonna date. She called on Sunday and said she's had no success getting a date, but macked a girl in a gay bar.
>>67666287
I'm really sorry anon but i just chuckled.
Honestly get out while you can.
>>67666287
>bi gf
If you dont get a threesome out of this then you should kill yourself.
>>67666360
>>67666367
We're 5 years into our relationship, she's american, she has a visa to work over here, we're both planning on moving to the US to do PhDs. Like if this was a thing that was likely to end, I would not be worried. But it's not, and that makes it a lot more of a ballache.
State of this thread
>>67666482
What does she do here? and it sounds bad. I'd get out mate PHD or not.
tfw you're too autistic even for tinder
>>67666548
Tiddy? Did you get sghetti, chicken tendies and roni za?
>>67666482
Once you've sorted yourself out it should be a more enjoyable relationship for her but it does sound like a slippery slope
>>67666513
She finished her Masters and is working a random job for the visa while I finish mine.
Bruh she literally moved here to be with me, there is no way I'm ditching her. Also her family are multimillionaires, so, y'know.
>>67666548
because she looked good. Can't wait for the third date pals.
>>67666594
>random job for the visa
It can't be random they don't hand out the work visas to non-eu so easily now. Is she a doctor or something? You've got to get out if she's bi.
>>67666677
this. I wont date a girl over 21.
>>67666677
>not 11-14
If those are the only reasons you're with her, maybe you need to reconsider some shit
>>67666739
Wise words right here pal.
>>67666648
It pretty much is, just a position in a startup but the owner forked out the cash for the sponsorship.
>>67666739
They're not, couldn't care less about the money if I'm actually honest and not a LAD on the internet. Love her to pieces senpai. She feels the same, shits just fucked at the moment.
Anyone ever bet on the over/under NBA points?
>>67666938
I'd usually say stick with it, but don't let her hold you back. Going on a break can only be bad for you both.
Raptors backers on suicide watch
>>67667508
If anyone bet on the Raptors they fucking deserve it.
>>67667029
Okay but - should I go on this date or not? It's a lunch date since we're at the same Uni, so it's not like we're gonna end up fucking or anything.
>>67667597
Most definitely.
>>67666287
>She called on Sunday and said she's had no success getting a date, but macked a girl in a gay bar.
A blackening in the making. She's gonna fuck a lot of of dudes & dudettes.
Anyone on the kaya game?
>>67669838
>scored already
Fml
>>67670051
>not on Forza +5 because I got home late.
Want death
>>67670375
Feeling better now, kek.
can't wait to claim first post
Going to cry if there is a 12th goal
>>67670754
Tears buddy
>France U19
>Ceres La Salle
Goalies with no arms or legs.
>>67671156
>>Ceres La Salle
Tears if you weren't on this, christ have mercy on that poor goalie.
>>67671220
Only on first half handis from 3-0, but not enough
Fucking hell lads. I knew this was going to happen but did it so so wrong.
>>67671260
What you done lid?
>>67671273
Missed a special on Ceres because I was looking for a bookie. Then they scored 3 at once.
>>67671273
Bet he is on Agila handis, pmsl.
>>67671288
tears buddy :(
>>67671288
Awww tears buddy, you dont have bet365? Pmsl
Something fucky went on at the end there. Penalty, goal, score +1, injury, score - 1, penalty missed.
>>67671299
Le me guess, you have one with pro gambler status so dont get limited?
>>67671288
It's on 365, would of loved to get on it if you had tipped. Shame really :/
>>67671304
Pmsl, can smell your frustration of not having weekly fresh bet365s from Albania.
>>67671303
Had a small on -0.5 AH FH from 7-0, bet365 told me to fuck off. What needs to happen to get a void from shit like that according to bookies?
Question for you lids with 5 figure rolls.
How big is your special stake as % of roll?
I've been doing just under 5% as a special; mostly because the specials are usually on 365 and the max they lay for me is 1200 dollarydoos.
Am I doing it right?
>>67671359
0.5,1,2.5,5
>>67671359
Specials should be as much as you can get on. Specials shouldnt lose. That is why they are special
pmsl
>>67671375
So I should max stake on every available bookie.
>>67671375
Why don't you have a 365? Burned through those 2 I sold you last week?
>>67671375
7:1 Agila kek.
>>67671395
If it is actually a special, yes.
>>67671396
Bad gimmick
>>67671411
What's your most recent "special" been?
WHEN?!
>>67671436
Lincoln SW/O2.5, Tefana v Kiwi O4.5 (it probably wasnt actually a special but was h y p e d for the final group games)
Souths slags -3.75 is a large, turning to a huge if it hits -3.5
>>67671478
111111111111
HERE WE
HERE WE
HERE WE FUCKING GO
>>67671478
Void this
Can't stop losing
Won't stop losing
I've just won 14 bets in a row. soon to be 15 when this >>67671478 hits.
Feeling on top of the world tbQh.
On my hands and knees facing Mekka begging for a flip goal.
>>67671478
>>67671517
5 :-)
hup x
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>67671545
>it's a ref has had enough, time for whistle at the earliest possible episode
NOT THIS SHITTU AGAINU
>>67671563
Shit mang, that's gotta suck. I'm DAC if that's any comfort.
Reback South slags? Just woke up boys.
Timir NG
ROSSY
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>>67671584
Yeah ends 11-0
>>67671584
Looking really shaky for FH. I rebacked 6.0 goal line, not a fart since.
Rossy back at it again
>>67671584
Just keep backing first half handi
>>67671594
Rball is wrong.
>>67671584
>>67671616
>>67671617
The fuck is going on, it's the same shit as the flip game. Goal, 5 to 6, nothing for a bit, then 6 to 5 and now nothing again.
HUGE on diamonds and overs
>>67671666
Info?
>>67671666
Just dumped half my roll on these Aussie boy you best come through
>>67671642
tears buddy boy
Diamonds already folding. Tears if you weren't on overs only.
New thread when
>>67671699
Checked. Thanks, that soothes my hurt butt. Fucking frustrating.
>>67671760
It's 0-0 still, friend.
wtb?
WHAT A SCREAMEEEEEER
Looool so jammy I'm loving it
>>67671834
lol what a jammy goal mate???
did you have this in your acca?
don't even care if they concede because i edged mine, tap tap boom. haha.
Just woke up, what's the bet?
