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That diamonds goal was a cracker. Had overs and diamonds to win. Lets go reds.
111
want Euan and his goons to kindly fuck off t bh
>>67671862
Why friendo?
>>67671862
wow, that's tight
>>67671883
wouldn't you like to know ;)
>>67671883
so /bet/ threads wont get hijacked anymore in favor of euan- and tinderposting
>>67671921
>euan is the reason for tinerposting
lmao @ this dirty muzza
>>67671921
fuck off, we only tinderpost and shit when there are fuck all bets/games on
>>67671921
Euan is statistically proven as profitable better though.
No reason to drive away the profit lad
LARGE staking Oleksandria U19 SW
>>67671952
2.4 at hill. Go BIG.
>>67671968
Removed, pmsl.
>>67671968
>supping suspended lines
zzzz
>>67672004
Was unsuspended for over 4 minutes you dullard.
>>67671952
HUGE on Coral
England to win the euros and Kane top scorer is worth a medium @51
What odds would be given if uncle Dana booked Euan v Bania at 200?
>>67672025
ARRY KANE IS BRINGIN IT HOME ON LARGE
>>67672033
Don't know what Albania looks like tbqh
He'd have to be an actual child to lose to Euan though pmsl
>>67672025
Vardy player of the tournament LARGE at 81s
Goffy snoozing
Dread to think how much Albanias just SMACKED goffy for.
On Box Hill -0.25
any deals on the final tonight?
>>67672143
>deals
pmsl take off those coloured trainers kiddo
>>67672143
Liverpool -1.5
>>67672159
pmsl
>>67672159
So - ve
Is dutchtips frauding with that last tip?
>>67672159
Parents surreal
>be on a good run
>decide to up stakes
>lose 6 bets in a row
>>67672159
Post pics of your mum tbqh lad
Taking my date out on a +ev date tomorrow, not even dinner or drinks.
>>67672193
Elaborate?
Coral limits tiny? Just made a new account and got fuck all on
>>67672159
Lucky shit
>>67672234
How much liddo?
>>67672250
500 spread across ft, ht and ht/t
111111111111111111111111111
11111111111 Goffy in for a RUDE awakening
Goff too busy getting his M&S bacon sandwich pmsl
>>67672264
How much did you manage on?
Red Diamonds goals when?
Coral dont pay out on fixes btw
>>67672274
It will probably stay like this
>>67672274
Next goal is a Seoul equaliser
>>67672286
>It's been 176 days
>>67672286
>he's not on
>>67672292
Pls no.
>>67672297
Pls yes.
>>67672286
do you have a coral account?
Seoul equalize. Reds get another one to end it 2-1. Heard it here first.
7/1 for Liverpool to beat Sevilla tonight
>>67672316
I have a brand new one. Not spunking it for £300.
>>67672324
8/1 on coral AND MONEY BACK IF IT LOSES
>>67672326
Just spunked mine for about 500 didn't realise limits would be so rubbish, not had a clean one for a while
>>67672326
Where do you get your accounts?
>>67672286
How do they determine whether or not matches are fixes?
>>67672286
Already paid first goal evens
>>67672347
Because when you take a few k on a Ukraine U19 game then look at BF, they will see. Only thing that might save this game is the one sided rball.
>>67672351
Congrats lid. Enjoy your £15. Dont blow it all on Liverpool corners tonight
>>67672361
Stand to make a grand. What's your issue? What game would you have used your coral for? Getting 2.25 for sw when trading at 1.5 on betfair and HT at 3s is good value no?
>That seoul miss
It's ogre, ends 1-0
Diamond goals - WHEN
Won Tai goals - WHEN
Box Hill goals - WHEN
Awful start to the day tbqh
>>67672374
I reckon I could make more than a grand from a Coral account so wouldnt want it chinned on the first bet which they might "investigate"/void
>>67672414
>I reckon I could make more than a grand from a Coral account
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>>67672414
Wow now I have an american flag. In an hour I'll be in Puerto Rico watching slags volley
>>67672414
>>67672159
pmsl
>>67672414
Accounts are too much hassle, had some limited after a deposit, just treat them as one offs desu
>>67672159
pmsl
>>67672159
wew
22222222222222222222
>>67672414
>I reckon I could make more than a grand from a Coral
Coming from the man who had numerous accounts last year and made 15k. Tears!
Cannot win a bet this morning. Already down 300, cba
>>67672467
You're doing it wrong if you're getting your accounts limited after a deposit
>>67672482
Should I split deposit into smaller amounts?
>>67672496
Just use paddypower m8.
It's great.
>>67672481
down £2200 here pmsl
>>67672481
Down 1.5k and I had a lie in pmsl
>>67672506
>>67672481
Also down sums. Can't stop losing, won't stop losing.
Big breakfast lads. Beef dices, chicken legs and a bit of egg with a toast slice
>>67672529
what's a bit of egg?
did you cook an egg then slice a bit off and put the rest in the bin?
you make me feel sick
btts no is 4.25 on coral pmsl
>>67672506
>>67672523
Euan is always buying accounts lads
>>67672529
S U R R E A L
>>67672542
what is
>>67672529
>Beef for breakfast
Can't even imagine how heavy that would sit in your stomach all day
diamonds win just covers overs loss. pls don't concede and end 1-1 or no point living.
>>67672538
top lel.
>>67672559
SWEATY
>>67672478
Got shrewder and richer now, havent I?
>Tom Spiers
Curry lid from last night. Still got diarrhea and can't win a bet.
>>67672587
what's he done?
>>67672592
come out as gay.
>>67672599
oh em gee
Tears if you weren't on Wong Tai Sin Reserves
Classic fucking @Coral. £250@4/5 pay in cash. Go to collect. Nah it's been booked as £200@4/5, nothing we can do. Fucking vultures
>>67672668
wtb
>>67672668
this doesn't even sound possible? You've got a bet receipt with £250 on it?
>>67672668
And what does the receipt say, friend?
>>67672705
>>67672685
>thinking bookies actually have to payout
Gambling isn't tied to the same rules as other business. It's based on the goodwill of the bookmaker to payout.
>>67672720
Is this true guys?
>>67672720
Worst bait I've seen this side of Christmas. And that includes juveguy
>>67672668
was it referred? If so the call will be recorded and could prove you asked for £250.
>>67672733
>>67672734
>There is no legislation to enforce betting debts of any kind, since they are regarded as a 'debt of honour'. This applies equally to bookies, casinos, even the football pools. Bookmakers can refuse to pay out with legal impunity, and have occasionally done so
>>67672734
clueless
>About to tip Southern
>3-0 instantly
>>67672769
http://www.legislation.gov.uk/ukpga/2005/19/contents
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>>67672791
we believe you
>>67672801
That's nice, I wasn't tipping it here anyway lel
>>67672810
-_-
>>67672819
>Using my own meme face against me
PMSL
HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP
Room reeks, lads
>>67672820
>Stealing my meme
Over evens safe bet of the day:
Besiktas SW @3
Stay shrewd
>>67672842
on with a smed. xoxo
>daily reminder
>>67672826
same need to open a window in here, still in bed pmsl eat last nights dominos for breakfast, cannot stop farting
>>67672842
Any reasoning, my man?
Large staking Mika +1.5, should easily sail in with them parking the bus and this horrendous weather
Southern District TRAIN
CHOO CHOO
>>67672819
>>67672820
>>67672827
This is my meme face lads
>>67672917
Fuck off you're already trying to steal my "don't @ me" gimmick
keko pmsl
>>67672542
Did this win?
>>67672930
not even a gimmick, seriously stop @ing me.
>>67672933
the man is addicted to rebacking
>>67672939
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>67672936
Yes friendo
>>67672900
PMSL
This ends 5-0
>>67672900
pmsl
Under 7 @2 southern district game
dunno how there can be more goals if theres already been 4, games usually dont have more than 4 from my experience in english league
>>67672936
Yeah lid made 2k from coral even with poxy limits
>>67672971
Have you even seen the weather? the WIND is in.
corners betting is shrewd or lewd?
>>67672900
>horrendous weather
Alright Sean Batty. I can tell you it is not horrendous weather
>>67673005
>Scotland
You should have a different flag tbph
Selangor. LARGE..
>>67672953
>>67672969
>>67673005
Didn't realise games lasted 10 minutes and even if they did the bet would still win pmsl. Strange little men.
>>67673011
underrated post
>>67673005
gtfo you scottish prick. should have voted out when you had the chance. cunts
>>67673002
It's outright gambling
>>67673012
For what purpose
>>67673038
They will win and are #value
>>67673028
>>67673002
Corner betting is LITERALLY advertised on TV by Betfair, what do you think?
On all boys so hard
>>67673051
Pmsl
>>67673044
>value
looks correctly priced to me. 0 value here.
>>67673013
+1.5 in a 10 minute game would be rather silly. The market might agree with you but I dont.
>>67673062
I could just always just use your excuse of getting on the value before it got hammered down to +1 if it loses pmsl
According to my model Euan is more shrewd than Albania.
>>67673012
PMSL
So many lewd betters in here actually makes me laugh. le-favourite-must-win
>euan helping move the + line.
thanks mate. on large +1
thread song:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qeMFqkcPYcg
>>67673088
Post slip.
>>67673102
real thread song
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cyuA1xKxsWo
>>67673109
>No, my name aint ali, my name is Bilal. Make man halal. Eat man for dinner.
ok
State of Rball guy in MIKA game.
zzzzzzzz fucking greasy lazy shitskins.
Is it crazy how saying sentences backwards creates backwards sentences saying how crazy it is?
>>67673109
>>67673102
Fuck off.
I'm STILL listening to this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKsNfccUTuk
IF LOVE WAS A CRIME THEN WE WOULD BE CRIMINALS
HIGH ABOVE THE GROUND, YOU WILL NEVER BRING US DOWN
OOO NI ME LUFTA, OOO NI ME LUFTA
Why is Sevilla SW so long?
>>67673108
You're a big guy
>>67673102
Prefer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TlGXDy5xFlw
![WDF_638183[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/WhaBMIY.jpg "WDF_638183[1].jpg")
SOUTHERN DISTRICT LINE IS NOW OPEN.
Boarding passengers in carriages 1-5. First class in 6-8. Please have your bet-slips ready to be checked.
>>67673149
For you. I am sure Euan the Scot has over 1k British Sterlings on -0.75
>>67673149
Because they will lose?
>it's a 18 shots no goal episode
tears
>>67673152
SURREAL
>>67673152
hehe
WILL GRIGG'S ON FIRE
>keko
What are some groups other than Lux and PGA worth sending your CV to?
Has anyone got the goal animation in gif form from 365? or should I make one?
>>67673109
is this what hass and his friends do when he says he's going out on a big night?
>>67673148
Based taste friendo.
Caught my eyes first time I heard it. Music judge.
DOSSSSSSSSSSSSS
t-thanks Ian.
>>67673222
Fuck off, Hass goes down to Statford with the boys and asks randomers to bait out the biggest mug they know.
>>67673224
Cheers pal, I literally am a music judge. If Love Was a Crime is a very good song.
I've just signed up to asianodds88 after getting limited on my 3rd 365, and I was just having a look at the skedge, and clicked on the 1X2 markets for the Armenian league.
Most maxbets don't go over 90, and some are as low as 12?
What is the point of asian bookies then?
>>67673109
BRRRRRRRRRAP
>>67673244
Rebacks
>>67673216
Make it friendo
>>67673258
You can reback on bubblegums
>>67673244
Asian bookies are for asian lines. You can get at least £2k per click in Armenia on +/-. And as many clicks as your heart desires.
>>67673152
I got on but I don't think we've left the station yet.
if it hits 70min without a southern goal its all over boys
>>67673148
absolute TOE TAPPER
>>67673148
Shit copy of this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=szj59j0hz_4
zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
keko so corner shrewd
>>67673333
sound of the summer this one
>>67672900
PMSL
>>67673333
tfw Galantis made a song about you
66666666666666666666
>>67673357
i cri evrytim
:'(
missed euan's bet while walking the dog zzz might not have got on anyway desu my record following his asian bets is DEPLORABLE
selangor ends 0-0 zzzzzzzzzzzzz
over 6 corners @2.2
already on 5 and 15+min left
what am i missing here?
>>67673398
and theres six, so up right now.
one more southern district and i'll be a happy man for this week.
if they concede might just give up
Mika game rball guy needs to be fired. Outrageous.
>>67673152
Pmsl
>>67673417
JUST
>>67673434
Would happily report him to his company if I knew which one is it. Prick.
Anyway, let's get some Albania Super League (Kategoria Superiore) tips. Matches start in 50 minutes from now.
Vllaznia AH 0, Medium.
Partizani -1, Large.
KF Laci -1.25 Med/large.
All of them BIG value right now. Available odds in Asian bookmakers.
Good luck lads!
>>67673474
Puke fixing or just because minus and overs have been tipped?
need 1 more southern or down insane.
>>67673491
Fixed 90%. Last game, nothing to play for. Home team can cover -1.25 anyway.
>>67673474
>not on 365
D R O P P E D
>>67673505
Piss off, bubblegum baby. Games are in Asia.
Southern district awful tip from keeko. Down 4 figgys right now.
>>67673493
;_;
poor lid.
Euan such a fraud. No way this little man can beat Asia.
>>67673351
Tears!
>>67673546
Talking big sense pal
Euan fraud. Cannot win a bet today. Down insane quantities of money.
>>67673528
>>67673546
No shit sherlock. Great tipster if you happen to have an unlimited Marathon account pmsl
>>67673549
The only thing he can beat is marathonbet's and williamhill's stuck and non-existent lines in very obscure leagues.
Fucking dropped.
>>67673555
Trip on, nonce.
>>67673555
>>67673546
Both good posts
>>67673088
up insane.
Need stats guy to provide updated info on Euan's ROI in Asia. No way it is positive.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3595946/No-electricity-no-antibiotics-no-beds-no-soap-devastating-look-inside-Venezuela-s-crisis-struck-hospitals-7-babies-die-day-bleeding-patients-lie-strewn-floor-doctors-try-operate-without-tools.html
meant to be going to venezuela in the summer to see a few tinder birds, might give it a miss tb h
>>67673576
Someone was tracking it I think, may have stopped now though
>>67673576
I stopped a while back but I'll have a go later. There's definitely some that were impossible to get on that he refused to void so it will be skewed a bit.
>>67673382
thanks for this. got on and looking v comfy.
>>67673595
Thanks friendo. Appreciated.
>>67673581
they can't afford toilet paper.
you to lick their arses at 2.
:^)
>>67673581
>socialism
Already tipped this on TT but NAC Breda is a med. Willem II is already save due Twente being kicked out of the league. Everything above 1.8 is good. Price will drop.
>>67673632
>not an inplay bet
dropped
>>67672720
>Gambling isn't tied to the same rules as other business. It's based on the goodwill of the bookmaker to payout.
You're a bigger retard than me, friend.
>>67673632
Are you Jewish? Serious question.
Disallowed goal.
PMSL @ euan tbqh
I'm astonished at how bad americans are at dressing themselves
Holy shit
Rc mika
pen pyunik
ez goal
over 3.5 all boys game 1.80
>>67673700
Thanks flashscores!
4th goal PYUNIK LAGE
Already coming in, RBALL GUY CLUELESS
So glad I'm leaving this place
>>67673750
>america
Ever single market closed? Or just me?
>>67673724
wait wtf is going on here
>>67673750
Jeez man, where is that?
>>67673762
same here. what are 36shit doing?
All inplay markets down?
Shit365 technical issues I assume. Too bad it's not during mainstream prime time, would have loved to see the twitter shitstorm.
>>67673750
where you going
>>67673764
Houston
Never have seen people this trashy in any other country I've been to. Remember I'm a thirdworlder too
>>67673763
>>67673774
>>67673778
>>67673779
I am ddosing them for limiting me
>>67673632
>professionals don't want to win a game
>>67673785
Ayyy come thru
>365
