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That diamonds goal was a cracker. Had overs and diamonds to win. Lets go reds.
111
want Euan and his goons to kindly fuck off t bh
>>67671862
Why friendo?
>>67671862
wow, that's tight
>>67671883
wouldn't you like to know ;)
>>67671883
so /bet/ threads wont get hijacked anymore in favor of euan- and tinderposting
>>67671921
>euan is the reason for tinerposting
lmao @ this dirty muzza
>>67671921
fuck off, we only tinderpost and shit when there are fuck all bets/games on
>>67671921
Euan is statistically proven as profitable better though.
No reason to drive away the profit lad
LARGE staking Oleksandria U19 SW
>>67671952
2.4 at hill. Go BIG.
>>67671968
Removed, pmsl.
>>67671968
>supping suspended lines
zzzz
>>67672004
Was unsuspended for over 4 minutes you dullard.
>>67671952
HUGE on Coral
England to win the euros and Kane top scorer is worth a medium @51
What odds would be given if uncle Dana booked Euan v Bania at 200?
>>67672025
ARRY KANE IS BRINGIN IT HOME ON LARGE
>>67672033
Don't know what Albania looks like tbqh
He'd have to be an actual child to lose to Euan though pmsl
>>67672025
Vardy player of the tournament LARGE at 81s
Goffy snoozing
Dread to think how much Albanias just SMACKED goffy for.
On Box Hill -0.25
any deals on the final tonight?
>>67672143
>deals
pmsl take off those coloured trainers kiddo
>>67672143
Liverpool -1.5
>>67672159
pmsl
>>67672159
So - ve
Is dutchtips frauding with that last tip?
>>67672159
Parents surreal
>be on a good run
>decide to up stakes
>lose 6 bets in a row
>>67672159
Post pics of your mum tbqh lad
Taking my date out on a +ev date tomorrow, not even dinner or drinks.
>>67672193
Elaborate?
Coral limits tiny? Just made a new account and got fuck all on
>>67672159
Lucky shit
>>67672234
How much liddo?
>>67672250
500 spread across ft, ht and ht/t
111111111111111111111111111
11111111111 Goffy in for a RUDE awakening
Goff too busy getting his M&S bacon sandwich pmsl
>>67672264
How much did you manage on?
Red Diamonds goals when?
Coral dont pay out on fixes btw
>>67672274
It will probably stay like this
>>67672274
Next goal is a Seoul equaliser
>>67672286
>It's been 176 days
>>67672286
>he's not on
>>67672292
Pls no.
>>67672297
Pls yes.
>>67672286
do you have a coral account?
Seoul equalize. Reds get another one to end it 2-1. Heard it here first.
7/1 for Liverpool to beat Sevilla tonight
>>67672316
I have a brand new one. Not spunking it for £300.
>>67672324
8/1 on coral AND MONEY BACK IF IT LOSES
>>67672326
Just spunked mine for about 500 didn't realise limits would be so rubbish, not had a clean one for a while
>>67672326
Where do you get your accounts?
>>67672286
How do they determine whether or not matches are fixes?
>>67672286
Already paid first goal evens
>>67672347
Because when you take a few k on a Ukraine U19 game then look at BF, they will see. Only thing that might save this game is the one sided rball.
>>67672351
Congrats lid. Enjoy your £15. Dont blow it all on Liverpool corners tonight
>>67672361
Stand to make a grand. What's your issue? What game would you have used your coral for? Getting 2.25 for sw when trading at 1.5 on betfair and HT at 3s is good value no?
>That seoul miss
It's ogre, ends 1-0
Diamond goals - WHEN
Won Tai goals - WHEN
Box Hill goals - WHEN
Awful start to the day tbqh
>>67672374
I reckon I could make more than a grand from a Coral account so wouldnt want it chinned on the first bet which they might "investigate"/void
>>67672414
>I reckon I could make more than a grand from a Coral account
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>>67672414
Wow now I have an american flag. In an hour I'll be in Puerto Rico watching slags volley
>>67672159
pmsl
>>67672414
Accounts are too much hassle, had some limited after a deposit, just treat them as one offs desu
>>67672159
pmsl
>>67672159
wew
22222222222222222222
>>67672414
>I reckon I could make more than a grand from a Coral
Coming from the man who had numerous accounts last year and made 15k. Tears!
Cannot win a bet this morning. Already down 300, cba
>>67672467
You're doing it wrong if you're getting your accounts limited after a deposit
>>67672482
Should I split deposit into smaller amounts?
>>67672496
Just use paddypower m8.
It's great.
>>67672481
down £2200 here pmsl
>>67672481
Down 1.5k and I had a lie in pmsl
>>67672506
>>67672481
Also down sums. Can't stop losing, won't stop losing.
Big breakfast lads. Beef dices, chicken legs and a bit of egg with a toast slice
>>67672529
what's a bit of egg?
did you cook an egg then slice a bit off and put the rest in the bin?
you make me feel sick
btts no is 4.25 on coral pmsl
>>67672506
>>67672523
Euan is always buying accounts lads
>>67672529
S U R R E A L
>>67672542
what is
>>67672529
>Beef for breakfast
Can't even imagine how heavy that would sit in your stomach all day
diamonds win just covers overs loss. pls don't concede and end 1-1 or no point living.
>>67672538
top lel.
>>67672559
SWEATY
>>67672478
Got shrewder and richer now, havent I?
>Tom Spiers
Curry lid from last night. Still got diarrhea and can't win a bet.
>>67672587
what's he done?
>>67672592
come out as gay.
>>67672599
oh em gee
Tears if you weren't on Wong Tai Sin Reserves
Classic fucking @Coral. £250@4/5 pay in cash. Go to collect. Nah it's been booked as £200@4/5, nothing we can do. Fucking vultures
>>67672668
wtb
>>67672668
this doesn't even sound possible? You've got a bet receipt with £250 on it?
>>67672668
And what does the receipt say, friend?
>>67672705
>>67672685
>thinking bookies actually have to payout
Gambling isn't tied to the same rules as other business. It's based on the goodwill of the bookmaker to payout.
>>67672720
Is this true guys?
>>67672720
Worst bait I've seen this side of Christmas. And that includes juveguy
>>67672668
was it referred? If so the call will be recorded and could prove you asked for £250.
>>67672733
>>67672734
>There is no legislation to enforce betting debts of any kind, since they are regarded as a 'debt of honour'. This applies equally to bookies, casinos, even the football pools. Bookmakers can refuse to pay out with legal impunity, and have occasionally done so
>>67672734
clueless
>About to tip Southern
>3-0 instantly
>>67672769
http://www.legislation.gov.uk/ukpga/2005/19/contents
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>>67672791
we believe you
>>67672801
That's nice, I wasn't tipping it here anyway lel
>>67672810
-_-
>>67672819
>Using my own meme face against me
PMSL
HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP
Room reeks, lads
>>67672820
>Stealing my meme
Over evens safe bet of the day:
Besiktas SW @3
Stay shrewd
>>67672842
on with a smed. xoxo
>daily reminder
>>67672826
same need to open a window in here, still in bed pmsl eat last nights dominos for breakfast, cannot stop farting
>>67672842
Any reasoning, my man?
Large staking Mika +1.5, should easily sail in with them parking the bus and this horrendous weather
Southern District TRAIN
CHOO CHOO
>>67672819
>>67672820
>>67672827
This is my meme face lads
>>67672917
Fuck off you're already trying to steal my "don't @ me" gimmick
keko pmsl
>>67672542
Did this win?
>>67672930
not even a gimmick, seriously stop @ing me.
>>67672933
the man is addicted to rebacking
>>67672939
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>67672936
Yes friendo
>>67672900
PMSL
This ends 5-0
>>67672900
pmsl
Under 7 @2 southern district game
dunno how there can be more goals if theres already been 4, games usually dont have more than 4 from my experience in english league
>>67672936
Yeah lid made 2k from coral even with poxy limits
>>67672971
Have you even seen the weather? the WIND is in.
corners betting is shrewd or lewd?
>>67672900
>horrendous weather
Alright Sean Batty. I can tell you it is not horrendous weather
>>67673005
>Scotland
You should have a different flag tbph
Selangor. LARGE..
>>67672953
>>67672969
>>67673005
Didn't realise games lasted 10 minutes and even if they did the bet would still win pmsl. Strange little men.
>>67673011
underrated post
>>67673005
gtfo you scottish prick. should have voted out when you had the chance. cunts
>>67673002
It's outright gambling
>>67673012
For what purpose
>>67673038
They will win and are #value
>>67673028
>>67673002
Corner betting is LITERALLY advertised on TV by Betfair, what do you think?
On all boys so hard
>>67673051
Pmsl
>>67673044
>value
looks correctly priced to me. 0 value here.
>>67673013
+1.5 in a 10 minute game would be rather silly. The market might agree with you but I dont.
>>67673062
I could just always just use your excuse of getting on the value before it got hammered down to +1 if it loses pmsl
According to my model Euan is more shrewd than Albania.
>>67673012
PMSL
So many lewd betters in here actually makes me laugh. le-favourite-must-win
>euan helping move the + line.
thanks mate. on large +1
thread song:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qeMFqkcPYcg
>>67673088
Post slip.
>>67673102
real thread song
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cyuA1xKxsWo
>>67673109
>No, my name aint ali, my name is Bilal. Make man halal. Eat man for dinner.
ok
State of Rball guy in MIKA game.
zzzzzzzz fucking greasy lazy shitskins.
Is it crazy how saying sentences backwards creates backwards sentences saying how crazy it is?
>>67673109
>>67673102
Fuck off.
I'm STILL listening to this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKsNfccUTuk
IF LOVE WAS A CRIME THEN WE WOULD BE CRIMINALS
HIGH ABOVE THE GROUND, YOU WILL NEVER BRING US DOWN
OOO NI ME LUFTA, OOO NI ME LUFTA
Why is Sevilla SW so long?
>>67673108
You're a big guy
>>67673102
Prefer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TlGXDy5xFlw
SOUTHERN DISTRICT LINE IS NOW OPEN.
Boarding passengers in carriages 1-5. First class in 6-8. Please have your bet-slips ready to be checked.
>>67673149
For you. I am sure Euan the Scot has over 1k British Sterlings on -0.75
>>67673149
Because they will lose?
>it's a 18 shots no goal episode
tears
>>67673152
SURREAL
>>67673152
hehe
WILL GRIGG'S ON FIRE
>keko
What are some groups other than Lux and PGA worth sending your CV to?
Has anyone got the goal animation in gif form from 365? or should I make one?
>>67673109
is this what hass and his friends do when he says he's going out on a big night?
>>67673148
Based taste friendo.
Caught my eyes first time I heard it. Music judge.
DOSSSSSSSSSSSSS
t-thanks Ian.
>>67673222
Fuck off, Hass goes down to Statford with the boys and asks randomers to bait out the biggest mug they know.
>>67673224
Cheers pal, I literally am a music judge. If Love Was a Crime is a very good song.
I've just signed up to asianodds88 after getting limited on my 3rd 365, and I was just having a look at the skedge, and clicked on the 1X2 markets for the Armenian league.
Most maxbets don't go over 90, and some are as low as 12?
What is the point of asian bookies then?
>>67673109
BRRRRRRRRRAP
>>67673244
Rebacks
>>67673216
Make it friendo
>>67673258
You can reback on bubblegums
>>67673244
Asian bookies are for asian lines. You can get at least £2k per click in Armenia on +/-. And as many clicks as your heart desires.
>>67673152
I got on but I don't think we've left the station yet.
if it hits 70min without a southern goal its all over boys
>>67673148
absolute TOE TAPPER
>>67673148
Shit copy of this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=szj59j0hz_4
zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
keko so corner shrewd
>>67673333
sound of the summer this one
>>67672900
PMSL
>>67673333
tfw Galantis made a song about you
66666666666666666666
>>67673357
i cri evrytim
:'(
missed euan's bet while walking the dog zzz might not have got on anyway desu my record following his asian bets is DEPLORABLE
selangor ends 0-0 zzzzzzzzzzzzz
over 6 corners @2.2
already on 5 and 15+min left
what am i missing here?
>>67673398
and theres six, so up right now.
one more southern district and i'll be a happy man for this week.
if they concede might just give up
Mika game rball guy needs to be fired. Outrageous.
>>67673152
Pmsl
>>67673417
JUST
>>67673434
Would happily report him to his company if I knew which one is it. Prick.
Anyway, let's get some Albania Super League (Kategoria Superiore) tips. Matches start in 50 minutes from now.
Vllaznia AH 0, Medium.
Partizani -1, Large.
KF Laci -1.25 Med/large.
All of them BIG value right now. Available odds in Asian bookmakers.
Good luck lads!
>>67673474
Puke fixing or just because minus and overs have been tipped?
need 1 more southern or down insane.
>>67673491
Fixed 90%. Last game, nothing to play for. Home team can cover -1.25 anyway.
>>67673474
>not on 365
D R O P P E D
>>67673505
Piss off, bubblegum baby. Games are in Asia.
Southern district awful tip from keeko. Down 4 figgys right now.
>>67673493
;_;
poor lid.
Euan such a fraud. No way this little man can beat Asia.
>>67673351
Tears!
>>67673546
Talking big sense pal
Euan fraud. Cannot win a bet today. Down insane quantities of money.
>>67673546
No shit sherlock. Great tipster if you happen to have an unlimited Marathon account pmsl
>>67673549
The only thing he can beat is marathonbet's and williamhill's stuck and non-existent lines in very obscure leagues.
Fucking dropped.
>>67673555
Trip on, nonce.
>>67673555
>>67673546
Both good posts
>>67673088
up insane.
Need stats guy to provide updated info on Euan's ROI in Asia. No way it is positive.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3595946/No-electricity-no-antibiotics-no-beds-no-soap-devastating-look-inside-Venezuela-s-crisis-struck-hospitals-7-babies-die-day-bleeding-patients-lie-strewn-floor-doctors-try-operate-without-tools.html
meant to be going to venezuela in the summer to see a few tinder birds, might give it a miss tb h
>>67673576
Someone was tracking it I think, may have stopped now though
>>67673576
I stopped a while back but I'll have a go later. There's definitely some that were impossible to get on that he refused to void so it will be skewed a bit.
>>67673382
thanks for this. got on and looking v comfy.
>>67673595
Thanks friendo. Appreciated.
>>67673581
they can't afford toilet paper.
you to lick their arses at 2.
:^)
>>67673581
>socialism
Already tipped this on TT but NAC Breda is a med. Willem II is already save due Twente being kicked out of the league. Everything above 1.8 is good. Price will drop.
>>67673632
>not an inplay bet
dropped
>>67672720
>Gambling isn't tied to the same rules as other business. It's based on the goodwill of the bookmaker to payout.
You're a bigger retard than me, friend.
>>67673632
Are you Jewish? Serious question.
Disallowed goal.
PMSL @ euan tbqh
I'm astonished at how bad americans are at dressing themselves
Holy shit
Rc mika
pen pyunik
ez goal
over 3.5 all boys game 1.80
>>67673700
Thanks flashscores!
4th goal PYUNIK LAGE
Already coming in, RBALL GUY CLUELESS
So glad I'm leaving this place
>>67673750
>america
Ever single market closed? Or just me?
>>67673724
wait wtf is going on here
>>67673750
Jeez man, where is that?
>>67673762
same here. what are 36shit doing?
All inplay markets down?
Shit365 technical issues I assume. Too bad it's not during mainstream prime time, would have loved to see the twitter shitstorm.
>>67673750
where you going
>>67673764
Houston
Never have seen people this trashy in any other country I've been to. Remember I'm a thirdworlder too
>>67673763
>>67673774
>>67673778
>>67673779
I am ddosing them for limiting me
>>67673632
>professionals don't want to win a game
>>67673785
Ayyy come thru
>365
>>67673780
Puerto Rico
Then I'll be in Argentina for a month with the argie gf
>>67673788
tennis and horse markets still open. step it up.
>>67673785
what are the birds like out there?
>>67673806
>tfw not even horse betting in Germany
Might actually have to move to another country soon.
Bahrain expert here
Al hidd game o2.5 1.97 is Surreal
shaking at the thought of how much I'm down.
not sure I can recover from this one.
>>67673821
A decent one in 500
Too many fatties
No one matching my lay ;(
allboys now 5
kek, at least my bet came in
EUAN = FRAUDULENT
Euan PLEASE stick to tipping non-existant lines on Marathonbet.
It's now getting embarrassing to witness a wannabe big boy struggling SO badly in Asia.
31% YIELD
Cannot spake how that lost.
>>67673945
lotto shite losses 50% of the time
>>67673945
Back to bubblegums before your yield gets swallowed up
>Me following Euans asian bets
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCOQ7eiKyi8
Down cunt
>>67673632
>Twente being kicked out of the league
why?
SMASHING LIVERPOOL TONIGHT LADS WHOS ON?
>>67673967
Literal frauds
>>67673963
Vintage crooks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBYpzPZzrqA
>>67673983
https://youtu.be/xMBDL2qjQ1Y?t=60
cant spake
So uhh..we're gonna see Mali BTFO Czech Rep?
>>67674016
No.
>>67674038
Exactly.
Fuck sake lost 7 in a row thanks to Euans last few bets.
Euan has made a profit of 13.516 units from a total of 128 units staked in Asia giving him a ROI of 10.6%, this was only his 2nd loss in the last 14 bets in Asia.
>>67674081
Find that v v hard to believe but thanks
>>67674081
surreal
>>67674081
>removing trip to defend yourself
you're a pathetic worm
>>67674091
>>67674096
I found it hard to believe too but he's been on quite the streak with his last few bets even if they were mostly lotto overs bets.
pmsl at the thought czech rep u20 were @3.6 before KO
>>67674123
Price gone too far
>>67674123
Thought it was just my eyes when I saw mali go from 1.8 to nearly 3.
unhealthy amounts on Gary Anderson tomorrow
>Liverpool are considered favorites for tonight
UNREAL amounts on Sevilla
Mali just missed two sitters
>>67674169
Lost wayyy too much betting on darts to bet on it in the near future
>>67674183
come on lad, a cheeky fiver then
phil is past it
What's the best way to use asian bookies from the UK? Which is the best broker to use lads?
>GIF Sundsvall win & over 2.5 goals @ 16/5
L O D S
BT wants a smed on o3 in the I-Kissat game
>>67674323
Thought you would have tipped the minus tb h
>>67674323
but why
>>67674323
No I don't
>>67674340
Soccerway but wins
BT wants marge on Palanga, awful Trakai team
>>67674341
zzzz yes I do
KF Partizani 111111111111111
UEFA doesn't want 5 english teams in the champions league, it will mess with their entire setup. Trust me on this, sevilla will be the ones who will lift the trophy this evening.
>>67674380
dont believe you, believe >>67674385 to be the real BT desu
1111111
should I bet 2:1 for Sevilla or 2:2 today?
>>67674341
>>67674385
>>67674380
Incredibly dull. Just the overs in the Ilves game.
Palanga not tipped by ARP zz
>>67674456
Good, that wasn't me who tipped it. I never use the word marge.
>tfw you see all those great tips on TT but have no money to bet
>>67674456
why would he tip something tipped by a BT impersonator?
>>67674461
>all those great tips
Hindsight is so wonferful isn't it pal.
>>67674461
U
K
R
A
I
NOT RUSSIA
E
>>67674456
Wasn't him that tipped, I often tip good bets but don't have time to write info. Just hope that people follow them in the hope that BT actually tipped it, think I'm 4/4 so far, all in asia
What's BT?
>>67674486
British Telecom
>>67674476
can't believe /bet/ are celebrating the win of the most cuck-ridden song
russia deserved the win
>>67674380
Fake BT shrewder than me
>>67674486
British Tipster, a well known obscure games tipster from Liverpool.
>>67674504
>cuck
you're so weird, fuck off
>>67674504
Talking big sense pal
>>67674507
All asian bets too :^) used to tip saying "Large staking x" but someone was impersonating me.
>>67674517
haha i don't know what the word means look at me
>>67674509
Do Laci win?
BT wants a med on Czech Republic u20 o1.5
Lots of energy from both sides, goals inevitable.
>>67674540
i know what it means, it's only used by freaks on the internet get a fucking life you cunt
Reminder:
El Daklyeh @ 3.5
Just kicked off.
>>67674556
Would not touch at this point.
>>67674562
BT hasn't been watching then, nearly fell asleep
>>67674562
doubt this is real BT
>>67674570
>being this rage-induced
>>67674562
on this
>>67674591
don't @ me again you freak
>>67674540
>>67674591
Wish I could test your gf's hymen.
In the gym cranking out reps for Liverpool 14-1
>>67674575
REEKS of /bet/ mafia
>>67674562
Not me, getting boring now.
>>67674588
This, haven't watched any of it.
>>67674640
Thanks for this great blog post, Jimmy!
>>67674638
>implying juveguy has a gf
>>67674615
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>6767467 2
Fuck off
>>67674673
Apologies, very stupid of me.
>>67674591
>>67674540
Would LOVE to test your sisters hymen while you're in the other room putting 10p stakes on Liverpool.
BT wants a marge on Tampereen +0.75
Line has gone too far.
>>67674705
Please have sex.
Think BT needs a trip lmao
>>67674705
no he doesnt, stop this retard
>>67674687
abort yourself.
>>67674712
>>67674721
actually BT this time.
>Major League Betting
pmsl
czech repub u20 goals when?
>>67674715
Think your chin needs a test
>>67674726
Fuck off you mug, you literally pur £200 on Juventus after they won the fucking league, how retarded are you.
>>67674728
That's funny considering I'm BT and I wouldn't touch that lotto shite.
Besiktas sw is the official chase for all today's loses.
Stream:
www.jugandoes.com//Konyaspor---Besiktas.html
>>67674740
woah there buddy! was just a suggestion, don't get you knickers in a twist pmsl
>>67674734
tbf, the ARP account gets so many messages asking about BT.
BT wants a smed on Laci -1AH
>>67674741
>fuck off penny tipster
>fuck off for staking £200
pick one
>>67674728
-_-
>>67674728
>impersonating me
>>67674761
Your a penny punting slug cause you blew your load on mainstream shite.
not posting any more BT tips until you all grow up x
>>67674759
>STILL finding this funny
Take off your oversized cap, change from your coloured trainers into something more appropriate for your age, turn off the 'grime' music, take down that refugees welcome poster, delete your facebook statuses about the 'nasty Tories', unlike the Lad Bible, stop voting Green and, most importantly, have sex now.
>>67674782
Wise choice, need coloured trainer wearing sixth formers to get a sense of humour and a life
It makes me SICK to my stomach that Juveguy gets to share this place with us.
>>67674705
BT SUCH A FRAUD
>>67674759
No he doesn't. Fuck off, annoying now.
BT, just start posting with a trip again, ffs.
>>67674787
excuse me?
>>67674787
Talking BIG sense here pal.
I literally just stood up at work took off my tie and started waving it around in celebration at how logical this post was. Excellent.
Ok this is my official trip from now on. Not setting up a tt though.
BT should just get a trip
BT FREEROLLING
Seriously anyone who likes or follows the lad bible/unilad/anything similar needs to LEAVE this thread.
Lads, true story time
I used to have a job which involved writing 'how to' guides for sports betting. So I ended up teaching my girlfriend about it, after she started to like football because I watched it so much.
She's just won £200 on a relegation bet she put on the day Allardyce took over at Sunderland - for Villa, Norwich and Newcastle to go down.
She has also just won £140 on Harry Kane as top goalscorer.
The stake for both of these bets were either free bets or stakes placed with the winnings of a free bet that came in.
This is in addition to pretty much breaking even throughout the season with small weekend bets. While I have made a small, stady loss.
So how should I kill myself? I'm thinking of carving a set of odds into my forehead and stuffing betting slips down my throat until I fucking die
>>67674458
Lardium?
>>67674575
UP INSANE
>>67674831
This desu
>>67674820
>BT
>not BTs actual fucking name.
There are literally summer uni students here who have no idea who BritTurk is.
>>67674824
Got one m8
>>67674824
how would you kmow it's not a (shrewd) impersonator?
:^)
Too stressed, leaving this thread.
>>67674820
zzzzzz
>>67674831
I fucking love science!
>>67674820
>impersonating me
>>67674841
this, ffs
was Bhutan his last tip?
>>67674845
>>67674820
>pretending to be me
>>67674864
Makes me want to puke pal, it really does. Sickening.
Voting out.
The real BT is such an attention whore
>>67674884
The REAL BT hasnt posted here for months.
>>67674893
Look up a few posts
>>67674893
This tbqh
>>67674884
If you'd been on /bet/ longer than about 5 minutes, you'd know this is total bollocks. Back when BT was just a 'Turkish' flag, he literally had to be coerced pretty hard into getting a trip, he didn't want the attention/responsibility.
>>67674935
pmsl BT loved being the centre of attention, not quite as bad as J West/Euan but almost
>>67674845
This is BT
>>67674935
Completely wrong.
Does anyone have that pic of BT in that brown leather jacket?
>>67674960
wcbet pls go
>>67674961
Overs in czech game coming in. BT SO SHREWD
Czech Rep 111111111
UP INSANE
>>67674935
pmsl
LOVE betting on european kiddies
>>67674961
this one?
>>67672842
STAY SHREWD IS SO SHREWD.
UP INSANE
>>67672842
GOALLLLL
The absolute state of /bet/
>>67674995
>>67674997
u spoke2soon boyos
>>67674994
only oldfags remember this desu
>>67675007
pls come back.
p m s l
>>67674997
Suddenly 2-1
Wtb?
Love it when people boom when their team scores but keep silent when they concede. Tears!
I thought this was a real people, real stories edition lads
>>67674835
>>67675022
Would love to m8, but I won't have time until probably the middle of July tbqh
Anyone here in Luxton's group?
>>67675051
Do you expect them to cheer when their team concedes?
tearsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
>>67675061
;___;
>>67675051
have sex then
>>67675063
No but maybe give an update on the score
>>67675080
What do you think we are, soccerway?
>>67675061
;__;
>>67675051
It's the Lux method
>>67675076
#pray4Ameribets
>>67675085
Just makes me laugh, that's all. Take a chill pill friendo
Albania so tez
>>67675126
This can't believe I followed, only tiny stakes but we all know he's a fraud ffs
>>67675124
People losing bets makes you laugh. You're part of the problem mate.
/bet/ has gone massively downhill. People like Euan introducing this envious hatred to people making money. Literally laughing at people's losses, it's the bookies we should be aiming that at, not each other.
Could cry. Lost on Ceres, rebacked Pyunik, rebacked Mali, all losing. Large on Albania's lotto SHITE. Losing. Cant take it
>>67675156
At least you won't be limited
>>67675156
you on Kissat overs lad?
Strommen -1.75 is a bet if it ever unsuspends
>>67675171
All in asia
>>67675156
Why exactly would you bet on an Albania tip? he is a PROVEN FRAUD.
>>67675176
No. Dont follow lotto anon tips
>>67675156
Post screenshot of spreadsheet refuse to believe all of this happened
BOOM. Haha! A team scored against my bet.
>>67675180
>unsuspends -2.5
zzzzzzzzzzz
>>67675156
>rebacked Mali
pmsl
>>67675194
>ARP
>lotto shite
>>67675194
Maybe you should lid
Large on kiryat gat slags -1
Slags have dominated this mob all year.
>>67675156
maybe you should check out my cricket tips before i put a MASSIVE paywall in place
Palanga sick bet
also, can someone get big_al to add cricket as an official category. takes me ages to fill out the tip slips
>>67675209
I'm taking 1st half handicap. Small though
>>67675204
>>67675269
>le-super-secret-bet has been retracted
buzz off attention whore
>>67675269
>crossing out a bet
holy shit, PLEASE have sex you strange little dullard.
>>67675269
HAHAHAA crossing out a bet
Christ you're a bigger bellend then I thought.
>>67675269
we all have our sekret...tips.....
>>67675269
What was the thinking behind Mali? I know it's always easier in hindsight but seems a strange bet
>>67675287
>>67675290
>>67675305
>>67675290
>>67675318
>mfw Euan was on Man U/Bournemouth unders
wtf has happened to calijah ffs
>>67675269
how much u down lid
>>67675061
We're all down sums, mums gone, DAFC without you.
>>67675322
He's chasing losses. He's down about 5k this month.
>>67675335
meth addiction
On HPS HT
>>67675335
>that bum fluff
utterly butterly
>>67675355
void this
>>67675322
They looked better to me
>>67675377
-_-
>>67675335
so handsome
>>67675381
Pre game though? You should stop betting with your eyes, you're not a judge
1k down for the day. cant win a bet, downhearted as fuck. might go away from it all for a while. bye guys.
anyone on this?
https://fixhunterz.blogabet.com/pick/12535123/next-james-bond
>>67675346
Sorry lid, I'm incredibly busy for the next couple months. Finals the rest of this week, experiments to run, preliminary exams in June, talk at a conference a week after that. The rise never ends
No 4th kissat.
fucken h8 voids
>>67675442
pmsl
Just noticed Albania only posted his 10/10 on tt, not bloga. Feel like I've been mafia's here
T E U T A
E
U
T
A
>>67675485
was it fixed for overs?
>>67675426
Pretty sure that was suggested by a major tabloid a few days ago so whilst it might be someone with inside knowledge it could also just be someone following rumours or hedging a bet they already placed because of rumours.
Where are the goals hass?
>>67675441
>experiments to run
>talk at a conference
[desire to know more intensifies]
What's your field, friend?
>>67675572
trip on hennings
Can't ignore this Babite rball tbqh
>>67675591
Henning? Sounds Danish, friend. I don't have a trip.
> 3.90 odds advised EASY WINNER via a shout earlier!
>Tipping via shouts
>>67675617
>too much of a pussy to risk stats
HASSSSSSS
>>67675572
Pharmaceuticals. I basically look at how your DNA affects response to drugs
>>67675335
Hard working immigrants took his job now he's homeless
>>67675677
>ameribets works with drugs
So that's your secret!
I'll volunteer if you need warm bodies for nootropics!
>>67675335
His gf actually started sleeping with other people.
I think he lost some money on trixies too then left.
>>67675746
Remember him being coked up one night
PMSL
>>67675807
Oh dear oh dear
>>67675801
Yeah think that was the night he said she cheated on him like 3 times and everyone called him pathetic
AWWWWWWWWWWWW
Odd not in the mood to score, on X/1
>>67675801
>>67675819
aee you his classmates or something? how do you know all this?
>>67675861
He was posting here while doing some lines
pmsl @ anyone not BIG on bangalore and kohli
VfV Borussia -0.25 rball SURREAL bet desu
>>67675654
Very sweaty refund
Anyone not laying Liverpool at that price needs to seriously re-evacuate their life.
>>67675906
pmsl
>>67675929
>re-evacuate
kek.
>>67675929
Is this true?
>>67675871
Would love to bang your chin
>>67675929
Already on special
>>67675858
crying
re-backing Odd 2
>>67675943
Was hoping to get a few (You)'s for that. Didn't happen.
>>67676045
I liked the post though, here is one more (you)
>>67675929
Lux aftertiming again
>>67676057
cheers pal
Anon talking about Lux aftertiming again
>>67676079
good post
>>67676079
HOW didn't I think of this before ffs
>>67676079
Nice gimmick bud, mind if I use it?
>>67676143
Just use your British charm.
>>67676143
Really isn't difficult to woo south american girls mate, just being english gets you about 60% of the way there.
>>67676175
Sounds world, going to get tinder+ and change my location, is that what you do?
>>67676126
Admin tip?
>>67676199
Yep, or I use my jailbroken iphone and just use the location spoofer to change the location. Just remember to put that you're English in your bio lid
>>67676214
nah main group
How do I verify my skrill account? It's not in my name lids so I can't just use my bank card for verification
Or can I?
>>67676214
No. If it says 'Cheltenham' it's main group. If it says 'Tipster' it's admin.
Who /inthepub/ here?
Tracksuit wearer: 'Mind if I sit where you are mate? I sat here for Dortmund and Villarreal. It's my lucky seat.
Me: Go away.
>>67676261
lies.
http://www.whufc.com/News/Articles/2016/May/18-May/Ladies-game-update
Imagine being so much of a bigot you complain about a women's football match being played
>>67676261
What actually happened:
>Y-Yeah sure m8 :) h-hope we smash em
>>67676276
Need more info on this tbqh
>>67676276
West ham truly are a revolting club
Was for fucking charity as well
>>67676270
>>67676291
>Replying to Goff posts
>>67676276
NEED this game to take place so I can smash the men's team handis
>>67675156
Vllaznia tip won lid, Partizani was winning until the game was fixed since home team lost all hope for winning the title as Skenderbeu was winning away 0-2. Everyone in Albania knew it would end 1-2 by 2nd half. Should've hedged, especially seeing the odd movement.
>>67676349
can't help myself lid.
need abacon and sausage sandwich from m&s t b h
>>67676276
Pigs
>>67676368
and Laci? :^)
>>67676349
Don't stalk some weirdos Twitter friend
>>67676368
HAHAHAHAHA
Luxton's aftertime down, what a shame
ARP too good, HAS to go paid soon
OK Odd, you can score now.
>>67676470
On this too
NEED one more Babite goal
Imagine being a pixel punting Babite
fucking liverpool fans
>>67676368
Thanks for letting us know, friend.
>>67676648
CANNOT SPAKE
Central Backs of Liverpool will get a rough night, with a referee that shows quite easy cards.
>>67676470
1111111111
a bit too late for my taste
muh 96
I think im addicted to corner betting
going in LARGE on sevilla
just got some kung pao chicken and some chow mein in front of me plus some heroin to blow some steam off
pmsl @ basten11
Liverpool fans fighting, scum bags
Is Over 4.5 cards in the Liverpoool game shrewd or lewd?
>>67676962
Be prepared to cry
>yfw the eurovision loss triggers a nuclear war
>>67676979
Very shrewd mate, would go mlarge
>>67676979
d e c e
>>67677064
pmsl, cant wait until both of you south american tinder rats end up pulling the same girl
>>67677080
I don't really use Tinder lid :^)
>>67677080
pml
>>67677103
what do you use pal
What's the Europa league final bet lads?
>>67677216
Over 4.5 cards.
>>67677216
sevilla +
>>67677254
Liverpool are favs? LOL what the fuck. Bookies utterly clueless.
MACKERS
>>67676993
>crying on heroin
dont be daft lddy
MACKERS IS CRACKERS
>Liverpool getting dicked
>>67677585
they look far better lad
>>67677585
>rball babbys
>>67677585
You mean just like they were getting dicked in the semis and the quarters?
They only play counter attacking football in Europa. At least in first halves then Klopp tends to change things at HT.
Anyone in Lux's group?
>>67677585
>relying on rball when you can watch the game
Fucking Linfield women, at least wait 5 minutes before you score.
Sevilla wins lol
>reminder that this is what rball larges look like in real life
have a good feeling about this one lads
>>67677827
Low quality teams rarely play on the counter, pressure=goals, so slaving Latvia 3rd division isn't like slaving the europa league final
>>67677860
Hope you did your research
clear pen not given
>>67674392
>>67677955
But they'll be 5 Spanish teams in if Sevilla win liddo
kek @ hassan
Evening boys. Cards when?
>>67678035
don't ruin my arg
>>67678065
After the 1st goal
>>67678065
2nd half
SHAKING at this Sevilla rball. on large.
>>67678084
>>67678086
Not sure I like either of these answers.
>>67678103
watch the game dude and you'd think otherwise
those bet365 stats are fricked up
Sevilla most Corners at 2.5 is pure value tbqh.
medium on it.
>>67678192
was just an ebin troll lad
Got duped by the Cliftonville women rball, tears at me
>>67678232
well you got be son
1111111 card
>>67678319
me*
fugg
>>67678305
so did Kurt pmsl
> 2 clear penalty shots for liverpool
> refs ignore them
fuck this rigged ass shit
>>67678210
0-2 already.
tears at this trader.
>>67678378
>Americans not knowing the rules.
No surprise there.
TTipster so shrewd
>>67678394
>trader
Okay guys. Just got a Stake Not Returned £10 free bet on one of my accounts. Gonna need a safe evens tip. Help out fellas, it's my only chance to kickstart my betting career
dafc
STURRIDGE
Where's the new thread?
>all those mongs thinking Sevilla was "value"
pmsl
>>67678506
Sevilla race to 7 corners, and that's because I am a nice guy.
Cheers SP!
>>67678506
Bristol [email protected]
just wins
>>67678627
I really don't wanna get mafia'd. Could you give me a slip of your own stake?
>>67678627
this wins desu
>>67678401
> handball in the box
> not a penalty
> englishman in charge of knowing the rules to his own national sport
>>67678684
Handball have to be intentional at the moment or have a serious impact on play. It's the feature of lots of discussion in uk football.
buzz off yank
>>67678627
Fuck betstars.uk literally have the shittest markets
No corner options
>>67678764
well it should have been a corner at the very least you nonce
>kurt
>>67678815
>he didnt get on bristol -9
TEARS
>>67678793
lel
Hope no one is on Kurts tip, this is my first bet of the day. Cliftonville DC and I'm the 35 losses from 43 bets guy. :)
>>67679042
wins desu
>>67679042
Fuck off lid
>>67679042
You need to just stop
Tiny On Stjarnan slags HT
>>67679042
Why you gotta do this?
what did he mean by this?
>>67678947
Kicking off big time of it ends a draw and he calls it a winner
PLEASE give me a good tip.
>>67679105
Know that feel.
Cards so SO lotto
>>67679105
pmsl I genuinely saw Stevie D on the bus a few weeks ago. Absolute hero.
>>67679152
O1.5 Europa final
>>67679042
>still no spreadsheet, don't believe you
>>67679105
Bit annoyed this is clearly a parody, was pretty funny at the start
>>67679168
>Getting on a card tip not tipped by me
You did this to yourself lids
>>67679147
In tears if they don't win this, got on TOO quick this time
>>67679195
That's only @ 1.3 though. I've got a free bet so I lose the stake, really need to go for evens or better
>>67679168
Shut up u lttl rat, o4.5 just wins
>>67679152
Doncaster to score 3rd try @3.6
>>67679202
Literally posted my last 15 bets on here. Posted them all as I've placed them and 13 of them have lost. Just like this one will :)
>>67679177
Was he on the way to the library to go on the computers?
Was he taking a photo of himself while asleep?
So obvious in UK adverts
>>67679259
so you mean to say that you're DUE a win?
topping up
Accidentally layed keko but it turned out fine since he's a fraud
>>67679177
Did he have any dirty dvd's on him?
>>67679267
Nope, he was just sat there in a yellow t-shirt and hat. Was even wearing a bumbag
>tfw he's bt
>>67679281
pls explain this meme
>>67679259
What's your roll?
Gonna delve into CRICKET and trust my pal reffocs
>>67679345
You know exactly what I'm talking about.
>>67679105
me in 20 or so years
>>67679346
It was about 8k, since this horrific run I'm down to about 6k. Literally depressed everyday. Genuinely making me feel suicidal. EVERYTHING I touch loses.
>>67679382
It's good fun desu
>>67679328
PMSL
>>67679382
>trusting the metro
made up news lid. gotta get those clicks.
>>67679382
Further reason why you should stay away from sluts.
>>67679382
my wife went to one of those
>>67679459
>being sexist
>>67679382
>people
>gays
Pick one.
35 from 43 here. Also on RonBurgundy's tip.
>>67679382
I prefer proper pozzing parties
>>67679509
Fuck off
>>67679509
what did RB tip? I'll lay it so you can win
>>67679382
Is this legit? Do you englanders do this?
>>67679496
excuse me?
Kurt such a little rat
>>67679558
slut shaming is NOT okay.
>>67679603
Fuck off cunt
>>67679594
Go tell him that on Facebook then you weasel
>>67679642
Don't want to get kicked like euan pmsl
Remember when I said I tried changing my bank accounts package from "Basic" to "Online" and they froze my account? It was unfrozen today and I received mail from them. They literally sent me the formular that I filled in online and want me to sign it and bring it to them or send it back via mail. What the fuck is the purpose of having the online formular then?
>>67679642
Love to see this desu
>>67679667
Sorry, but your bank account has been given to a syrian refugee.
>>67679099
11111111111
>Liverpoo
K U R T
>>67679808
AWWWWW
>>67679808
zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>>67679382
Just come back from one of these. Hope my luck's better than with betting.
K U R T
U
R
T
>>67680047
zzzzzzz
>>67680041
I hope it isn't.
K I N G
U
R
T
>>67680105
This
KURT KURT KUUUUURT
>>67680047
2222222
Kurt>Euan
Any day of the week tbqhwy
Bubblegum babbies zzz
Underdogs such a fraud
>>67680198
Came here to say this.
>>67680240
He's winning though?
What was the Kurt tip?
>>67680272
stole the tip lad
>>67680272
Stole it and special staked it to boost ROI
>>67680198
pmsl who ever thought anything otherwise?
Both are bubblegum babies but Kurt's tips are actually surreal
>>67680377
>>67680320
Thanks lids, what a scumbag.
How much is kurts group?
Refball ridiculous, 4 handballs and the ref does fuck all.
>>67680490
tenner a month lid
Keko is such a FRAUD
When will he learn to stake properly ffs
>>67680320
NEEDS to be exposed desu, wasn't he suspected of stealing some a while ago as well?
>Liverpoo
SEVILLA
Hope JG got on Sevilla corners tip.
>had a medium on poop -0.25
>pennies on sevilla @4
feel ill
sevilla rt7 @ 2.2
>>67680832
Doubting Unai. Smh.
hup so much on sevilla +0.5
pmsl, what were the bookies thinking??
http://stylenews.people.com/style/2016/05/18/blake-lively-oakland-booty/?xid=socialflow_facebook_peoplemag
LAND OF THE FREE
its ogre
>>67680916
on large
>LIVERPOO
Cant stop ruining Icelandic odds
Wont stop ruining Icelandic odds
Still got my free bet. PLEASE give me a good tip, shaking over here
>>67680832
Tears in my eyes
>>67681072
kek
>Basically home advantage
>Cup final
>3-1
such a small club
ONE MORE CARD PLS
>>67681282
i gave you a good tip you dullard. bristol [email protected]
Guess what happened. Second half they're up 25-13
>>67681339
Bet you the amount of black people complaining about that could be counted on one hand
Literally cant stop losing
new thread >>67681500
>>67681536
Ignore this. Domebody do a better job
>>67681536
DELETE THIS
>>67681536
Do one yank
>>67681536
>/sports betting/
Try again
>>67681536
>Americans
>>67681536
Americans should be banned from /bet/
>>67681536
Reported.
35 in 43 here. Sorry to the lads on the Ron tip. At least Kurt came through. 36 losses in 45 now.
>>67681630
This desu
KR women @3.75. S W E A T Y
>>67681684
Literally nobody cares about how useless you are
>>67681275
Wtfb
>>67681282
>>67681391
28-13 up now lid
>>67681462
and white people, because they """"feel their pain""""
>they doubted my o4.5 cards bet
pmsl
Cards hup
>>67681705
Just waiting for the right odds to get on Valur
>>67681684
what was the Ron tip? Valur?
Anyone in Maradona_Club?
>>67681717
how useless I am?..... Already said until I get a run of wins together I'm not betting on ANYTHING that I find myself. zzzz
>>67681776
Icelandic u19 o4.5 ended 2-2
>>67681684
Fuck you.
>>67681723
Dont want to aftertime
>>67681731
that stupid website doesn't have a tip for that game. literally the shittest betting site out there, no wonder they're giving away free bets
>>67681926
Soz lid, gonna get on all of your next few tips. I believe you can get me through this pal.
>>67681927
why dont you have 365lid?
>>67681985
probably has no money on it
>>67681985
gonna open it up when i can afford a £200 deposit, not worth it until then right?
>>67681926
Feel free, I'm up for today... I won't bite ;)
>He doesn't follow the Bad Man Tipster
>>67682080
>>67682080
>>67682080
NEW THREAD
>>67682052
Afrika game and Berserkir game overs.
>>67682108
FUCK OFF
>>67682046
pmsl
>>67682129
>>67682108
ffs which one do we take?
I'm voting >>67682129
>>67682136
What lines you on? Might hop on if there's still some value
>>67682129
This is the official new thread.
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