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First for https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOohSspkM3o
Sevilla +0.5 mainstream special edition
>ignoring my thread
>they weren't on cards overs
best edition edition
>>67682161
YES
>>67682216
>only had £100 on
>literally has (embed) twice
what a shit thread kys
Finally a non autistic thread
can't wait for /tp/ later
>>67682270
it's a meme you dip
>>67682198
There is no info. I'm down so much today and this is the best chance to make some on lotto shite.
Berserkir O4.25, Afrika O4.75. But honestly just shite.
>>67682318
you miss out on Kurt, mate?
CORNERS UP INSANE
>>67682318
What sites lid? not on 365 or mara
>>67682318
Today has been so so good pmsl, Sevilla +0.5 was the chase not this pseudo bollocks
>>67682395
pmsl
ARP needs to call out underdogs now.
>>67682318
>I'm down so much today
Stick to getting spoonfed by better tipsters rather than trying to crack asia yourself, is my advice.
Looks like UnderDogs is the new KING TIPPER around here. Sorry Euan
>>67682443
zzz just seen its on 10bet
>>67682438
horrid HORRID bait
>kurty boy
what the fuck man
20 dollaroo free bet from cuck65
What's the bet lads
>Sevilla SW
>Sevilla -1
>1-3 CS
made absolute fucking bank
>>67682503
Sevilla +0.5 was a genuinely good bet you dire cunt.
>>67682312
excited tbqh
>>67682551
this
>>67682503
Why on earth were Liverpool favourites? My model had this priced Sevilla 0.0 at 1.93, mainstream special
put 50p on sevilla
Quite pleased with myself tbqh
somebody please tell those slags that they are supposed to score goals not corners
>>67682551
>>67682591
idk lads I'm tired and hungry, going for a sleep now, big day tomorrow, goodnight friends
>>67682626
delusion can move odds, but not mountains
Is ordering drinks on behalf of your date a good thing to do?
Small on o2.5 is value slags match
Tracksuit wearer: 'Mind if I sit where you are mate? I sat here for Dortmund and Villarreal. It's my lucky seat.
Me: Go away.
>>67682813
Smart thing to do, that's the best time to pop the drugs in them.
>16 corners
>0 goals
>only shot on target from other team was a goal
meme match desu
>>67682813
2016 m8 don't you dare assume, how intelorent
>>67683054
Alright cheers pal, I don't need to do that anyway i'm decent looking and have good bantz with the birds.
hope you took KR while it was @3.75, as I tipped in the last thread. Looking strong, still sweaty
Serious question: Does "MajorLeagueBetting" have autism?
>>67683216
Took it @4.5. Sweaty as fuck.
>>67683259
yes
>>67683305
it's good for the soul to ride the sweat train once in a while. 8 mins to go
Valur pls
rebacking corners like a madman
>>67683259
Yeah I do
>>67683259
Not as much as you obviously.
>>67683405
2121212121
>>67683325
Thanks bud
>>67683305
>>67683363
down ffs
Tears
ABOUT DAMN TIME
There we go. Just the millionth attempt but w/e
>>67683560
Could've traded out easily you flump
>tfw went heavy on sevilla
time for more heroin
need 2 corners like I need oxygen
>>67683583
I did partially, not actually down but pretty pissed off. 87th min
got in too late and done it all wrong, lads
>>67683612
posts; >'down'
n-not actually down. zzzzzzzzzz
>>67683603
Can't breathe
Pmsl, this is classic bread and milk. Like something from the old days.
>>67683764
Sickening really
>>67683660
the value of my investment went down.
>>67683764
There is probably value in backing 0-0 and 1-0 CS i all bread and milk slags games
THE PHRASE IS BREAD AND BUTTER. IDIOTS. baka
>>67683764
>this pic
elliot rodger was right
>scousers
https://twitter.com/POTNOODLEFRINGE/status/732903130480955392
>>67683855
>you
>>67683915
>People unironically still reply to the obvious troll that is juveguy
>>67683901
little rt
>>67683901
Would love to meet him for a straightener.
>ref takng the players off in the accrington game for 5 minutes to let the floodlights cool down as they are smoking
I am giggling
>>67683967
talking BIG
>>67683901
love to test his chin
OK i'm putting my final ££'s on reffocs' kolkata tip. this better be good
>Sevilla literally worst team away from home this year
>still manage to bang every team in Europa League
NINETY
SIX
>>67684078
Thought smoking was banned in stadiums?
>>67684124
can't go wrong with his tips
>>67684078
Raj pulling strings
>>67684124
You've got tic to pay first you slimy cunt
>>67684156
Terrible. Go have a word with yourself
gonna be PISSED if this loses. would recommend everyone else joins me and goes on it LARGE
>>67684172
so i've heard.
>reffocs in charge of sensible stake sizes
>>67684155
They're made for that competition. Wondering what the odds are on them to win it next year tbqh
>>67684189
>he fell for it
>>67684239
You can guarentee some banter merchants like paddy will price them up in august
>unironically geting on reffocs cricket tips
pmsl
>>67684268
>banter
They've won via the champions league 2 seasons running. It's like they aim for 3rd in the group stages
>>67684348
tbf he isn't doing too badly
>>67684366
It's literal lotto shite.
>>67684366
Going to end in tears when he keeps doing special stakes
>>67684366
Cricket will be one of the most efficient markets along with American sports and mainstream football.
Make sure to follow me on tt lids
>>67684437
I have a 23.5% yield, only 10 bets though
>>67684437
>>67684259
I think Reffocs is okay at judging T20, but it's quite simple and as long as the side you backs top order doesn't shit the bed, they will come in.
Test cricket is different, and England have some pretty bad top of the order battsman, I wouldn't even take this at 1.5, It should be more 1.7 ish to me. Draw seems a good value bet here. Sri Lanka have played bad but the Test is in Leeds in a bad spell of weather
Overstaked CD Real Sociedad AH0 from 0-2.
SHAKING
Rare flag get
>>67684574
not rare
>>67684571
such a sergey bet
>>67684571
>>67684574
>Back to back proxyfags
>>67684593
>he doesn't know
>>67684591
Explain this meme friend.
>>67684593
>Uruguaybro is a proxyfag
>>67684623
wrong country euan.
>>67682082
>Masha Gessen
>>67684404
>>67684413
hey, i don't get the hate. aside from my original joke mumbai rebacks i've won all my 10/10's and i'm regularly on the right side of things - i've been following cricket, both international and domestic, pretty intently for the greater part of ten years.
>>67684537
nah, test cricket is unequivocaly much, much more easily predictable. t20's the roulette version of the game. the team sri lanka have for this series is probably the worst in the decade and they're lacking sangakarra this time around. 1.5 is a steal. the only worry is weather stopping play and forcing a draw, otherwise i don't see sri lanka surviving till day 5.
>>67684623
Oh its Uruguaybro?
>>67684612
sorry m8, how goes the rballing?
>>67684621
Your name is Sergey because your bets always come up short like Sergey lazarev
>>67684648
Perfect, you?
>>67684706
shagged yet?
>>67684689
pmsl
>>67684646
Sorry reffocs, I think this is weather.
>>67684721
Just got here
Don't want to have sex much anymore, just get to know nice girls and to learn more about them
Inb pls have sex
>>67684804
pmsl fag
>thunder +9
Bookies love giving away money
>>67684804
you seriously need to have sex.
>>67684804
i BEG YOU to have sex
I was joking lads just set tinder up and got some underwear pics
Tfw missed the bet approved tinder tips
>>67684804
>caring about girls personalities
this is how wife's sons are born
>>67684889
>this backtrack
Will run down the street naked if Berserkir or Arborg score again
>>67684571
ALBANIA
>>67684934
Cheers friend.
Would you date a girl in a wheelchair?
>>67684908
Do you not tip USL PDL games?
Only averaging £799 a day this month zzzzzz
>>67685052
I'd rather just walk there desu
>>67685052
Only if she's an amputee
>>67685059
Not been able to get in to it cos of exams. Plan on looking stuff up soon.
who bet on POOL?
anyone know score in the Grindavik Women vs Grotta Seltjarnarnes Women game? had sums on u9.5 with a minute to go
>>67685132
9-0
>>67685132
http://www.ksi.is/mot/motalisti/leikskyrsla/?Leikur=388539
9-0
Thread song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_I4wtNPv5w
>>67685199
>not OH DAI MI LUFTA
Get out
is kekos tips actually any good?
>>67685199
ALWAYS puts a smile on my glum DAC face
good choice lid
>>67685077
pmsl underrated post
>>67685209
THI SO MUCH THIS
STILL LISTENING TO IT, EVEN BEEN LISTENING TO COVERS.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8aoE_K4DuOY
IF LOVE WAS A CRIME, THEN WE WOULD BE CRIMINALS
Had dominos tonight. got the hotdog and mustard crust, was american mustard though so not really happy with that. ordered cookies aswell but got chicken wings, rang up they brought cookies and i got to keep the chicken wings. most luck i've had in weeks.
>>67685262
Very pleased to hear this.
>THEY DONT EXCLUSIVELY LISTEN TO IF LOVE WAS A CRIME
>>67685305
Got shivers down my spine just at the intro. SUCH a banger. Literally top 10 in the charts if you changed the structure a bit.
>>67685347
>>67685209
In my head it sounds more like
oh I'm in luther
Got a tiny on Deportivo Madyrn +, Gimnasia aren't fielding a great squad - missing their top scorer and a young inexperienced keeper is starting.
>>67685347
This. Such a TUNE
>>67685347
DEFINITELY AGREE HERE PAL
REMINDS ME OF SOME DISCLOSURE SHIT, IF DISCLOSURE AND JESSY GLYNN DID A SONG IT WOULD BE IF LOVE WAS A CRIME.
JUST TOLD A GIRL OUR DATE WAS -EV PMSL
>>67685393
For fuck sake.
>>67685393
>mfw im too slow to get on before the goal
>>67685393
SO SO SHREWD
>>67685386
>>67685414
>>67685410
The line is still solid.
>>67685432
getting sucked and. put too much on this
>>67685410
now you can reback at better odds
>>67685432
Gimnasia still have players on the bench who could come on and score desu
>>67685493
>>67685512
It's just a tiny anyway, who cares.
rebacked thinking gimnasia had scored and it was 1-1. just looked and still 0-1. way too high to be gambling. just put half my roll on because i accidently pressed max. literally 1.4k on +1.5. lol fuck
>>67685546
LOOK AT ME EVERYONE I DO DRUGS... get a grip
gimnasia ht pennies
Just told my girl about my gambling habbits.
She said she 'supports me'.
Said something like 'just don't get addicted'. Didn't have the balls to tell her I have several tabs open and one is always /bet/.
so the teams are in different leagues? deportivo is in a lower league? its a cup game yeah
>>67685546
i did like 20 codeines once and lost 2 grand, gambling on drugs is bad
official thread song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQlZweKNBjo
>>67685546
post slip
>>67685632
I do the thread songs around here, but I'll let you off today because this is an absolute banger.
Might start posting on TT again, send me a request NOW so I know you're not one of the shitmunchers
https://tipstertube.com/profile/goodmantips
>>67685690
I sent you a request yesterday
S_L_A_G_S H_A_R_A_M
yesterday at 14:55 - Like
Fucking quality Slags.
>>67685690
requested :)
>>67685690
What if i'm already following you
>>67685701
cancel request and send it again
Got raped after ARP shouted ffs
>the win was a line that didn't exist
>>67685603
1st half asian 0.0 @ 6 ??????
>>67685728
thats deportivo, i bet on it by accident too. theyre not supposed to score.
>>67685726
who is this?
>>67685728
Need to know what sort of bookie would offer that
Which one of you is MajorLeagueBetting?
https://tipstertube.com/profile/juez
Trying to prove shrewd Americans exist
>>67685756
Euan pmsl
>>67685756
surely nibs
>>67685761
we have >ameribets.
;_;
as he's on and off for a few months, you'll have to do.
>get on all those Euan losses
>not the win
Fuck off desu u scottish perm prick
up insaNE
>>67685795
It was impossible to get on the win.
deportivo goals when?
>>67685795
That's because the line never existed PMSL
>>67685762
KEK
Has anyone here been hit with the premium charge?
>>67685849
they're at 9.50 to win. on it 2bh.
>>67685726
Reminder I LITERALLY warned everyone of this like last week as Euan's natural ROI is around 20% and variance would bring it back down over the next few weeks.
>>67685868
And it was on mara so impossible to stake 7/10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_7kQuMwGPA
>>67685896
rball look very bad
>>67685918
stop it.
;_;
>>67685917
Love to go through there windmilling
Euan
Give us a tip
>8 followers now
Feeling the pressure tbqh
>>67685917
>Hass getting baited out
pmsl
>>67685945
i want to believe, lid. only put £2 on, kek.
>>67685962
pmsl
GIMNASIA ASIAN -1.0 SPEEEWWW
>>67685978
you'll be fine.
>>67685917
>the gay couple at 1:50
wat
Same thing happened to t.A.T.u.
>>67685917
This is honestly pretty entertaining.
>>67685978
>tfw they get on the wrong line after the match has changed and then comment saying that's what they've done and they're still annoyed at you if it doesnt come in
>>67685917
pmsl @ hassan
>>67685917
arraite bassssicalllly
>>67685979
pmsl
This is actually a real fear for me I can't go to Stratford ever again
>>67685917
Damn, that guy at the end went in
>>67686047
ALL THE THINGS SHE SAID, RUNNING THROUGH MY HEAD. THIS ... IS ... NOT ... ENOUGH
GET DAT ADDIN INNIT
GET DAT ADDIN
>>67686049
Vanbanter's videos are hilarious
>>67686064
I live in Stratford, let me know if you visit x
>>67685917
Why is it the same people in all the vids? They're just interviewing their friends over and over again?
>>67685917
what the fuck is a government name?
>>67686096
Seems so
even across all the different channels pmsl
>>67686094
Where will you take me
>>67686086
such a lid
>>67685917
>the guy at the end talking about some terrorist shit
>>67685917
Surreal when baiting out skets guy turns up.
if ginasmi score again i'm significantly down
>>67686096
There's about 10 youtubers basically doing the same thing, they include each other in their videos to get a bigger following
>>67686110
When you're fresh off the boat and you have a bait name you often lie about it
>>67686110
legal name innit, wish Hass would get in one of the vids and bait out Euan
>>67686118
Overpriced burger joint in westfield
>>67686064
Used to go to Stratford a lot with my ex gf, they are just outside the shopping centre and tube station aren't they?
>>67686184
you year 10s still at it
>>67686184
Cringing
>>67686173
Yeah the old shopping centre with the steps to the bridge to westfield
>>67686184
This must be a latina?
>>67686184
Definitely has a penis
>>67686173
That's what it looks like
Haven't set foot in there for a while, it's one of the stops on the way home from uni though
>>67686184
Stop
>>67686147
cashing out as soon as Bou comes on desu
>>67686184
Please have sex.
>>67686184
>le15yearold
>>67686141
down insane quantities
>>67686214
Do you live in Loughton?
Lads, how do you feel knowing there's a massive danger among us?
>>67686283
Nah lid
>>67686154
GBK? Five Guys?
would not be happy if I was taken for a date to Five Guys and not GBK
>>67686289
Hope you're not referring to me
>>67686289
There are several. 15 yo whatsapp guy, the Norwegian danger from twitter, daisydukes, majorleaguebetting, nonce guy, Albania, Trump Op maker.
Wouldnt be surprised if there were people where were more than one of these people
gimnasia game over 4.5 goals 2.62 t b h
>>67686330
you forgot Juveguy
>>67686330
>nonce guy
Zzzzz stop trying to make feel bad about enjoying women in their prime. Try and be a nicer person and maybe you'll be able to do better than whatever's left in bamboo at 3am on a Friday night.
>>67686346
euan = juveguy
I brought over the talking big sense pal gimmick, just remembered it should be making big sense pal :(
see
https://twitter.com/Shep_62/status/480366037205254144
>>67686330
Fucking hell youu got me.
>>67686328
Prefer gbk, been shake shack? It's ok but no gbk
>>67686330
>Wouldnt be surprised if there were people where were more than one of these people
Making no sense pal
First time I've ever seen a game where the win odds for both teams and the draw were all the same odds tbwh
>>67686370
Made me giggle that
>>67686328
GBK is GREAT. Them skinny fries are brilliant.
Refuse to believe Charleston don't win by at least two based on what we saw from The Villages last week
>>67686430
Caracas?
Deportivo pls
>>67686438
This desu. Might take my gf there in half term for a treat, been revising hard for her GCSEs recently.
>>67686054
Underrated post
Not sure about this Hass tip tbqh
>>67686446
Villages surely the better team, they have less Americans
>>67686461
Yeah changed now tho
Tfw hass' original bet comes in but your greedy reback fails miserably
>>67686370
>>67686435
Shep is a hero, never forget the goat tweet
https://twitter.com/Shep_62/status/532929216300716032
https://twitter.com/Shep_62/status/532932529696034816
>>67686438
HATE THEIR FRIES
>>67686512
>When you read a post and just think 'virgin'.
>>67686512
You need to pipe down son
Euan about to post a 5/10.
Fucking pumped for this tbqh
>>67686512
i agree, but not about the red wine bit. spirits or beer, lid.
>>67686563
Villagers game I bet
The late reactions on the NYC keeper pmsl
Bou is on
SHAKING
H
A
K
I
N
G
>>67686438
>>67686546
>fries
>>67686563
Im about to go to bed m9
Deportivo goals when
>>67686641
Lump all in for 3-1 right H-ass?
>>67686678
Idk if he didn't start because he's just coming off of injury or they just rested him for a 3rd division side but he will probably score
I'm staying away personally
Lost massive on deportivo. Covered half from villages and Toronto. Thank fuck
>tfw thought this Hass was the old Hass and assumed he was still a mug
>tfw you found out this is a new Hass and its safe to follow his tips
feels good
Charleston pls git gud
Deportivo pls
>>67686863
Lids like yids, not Lads like cads
>>67686754
TOP POST
>>67686810
You got on the plus? Was gonna get on Charleston - but forgot about it pmsl
>>67686863
Get on Vanbanter's youtube channel, NOW
>>67686900
Got on +2 with 600 squid to chase, before the goal. Hoping it's safe.
>>67686900
Post best vid lad
kickers -2.5 was the bet
>not on
Charleston really starting to look like the better side. -0.75 a gift
>>67687185
Too slow, sorry guys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiPMLSf5jwQ
Found Hassan lids
>>67687002
not feeling this one desu hass
>>67687219
skinny litl rt
>>67687202
>>67687185
>thinking anyone would belive this.
Embarrassing
>>67687268
Genuinely was typing it as they scored.
>>67687219
>mfw I've met 'BarryBee'
KEK
He is a massive danger
Was meaning to tip Zamora like 20 minutes ago and I didn't realise I didn't finish placing the tip ffs
>>67687219
drink everytime he says 'nice babbies?'
>>67687310
i've just had to google what peng means, why do you keep saying 'do they look peng?'.
>>67687389
Do you live in Somerset or something lid
>>67687389
Means hot
east london is disgusting
desu Hassan is a nice lad, and mixes with us white lads well, bet in real life he acts completely different and talks like one of them though, quite sad.
>>67687310
Also, why are they in Stratford again, that area must be horrible for commuters or workers.
>>67687412
No but i've never been around chavs.
>>67687417
Cheers pal
>>67687466
Never once seen any guy with a cam/mic in this area. Dunno when they make all these vids.
Where to place a bet on Trump winning? should I do it now or wait? how long?
>>67687494
It must be a Saturday. I mean look at the background people in this >>67687219
Would nuke London without a second thought, sorry Hass.
>>67687461
>bet in real life he acts completely different and talks like one of them though, quite sad.
pmsl if you had any idea
>>67687498
Never unless your planning on trading out
>>67687461
He's from essex
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZRuIhtC9Mo
Must watch
So apparently a "bowcat" is someone who licks pussy? Do minorities not like doing this or something? Why are they getting baited out? Hass please explain.
>>67687461
>mixes with us white lads well
THAT FREE KICK ZAMORAAAAAAAAAAA
GOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
>>67687631
I really don't understanf this either.
The best thing you can do for a girl is eat her pussy out, what the fuck are these minorities doing? No wonder the half-cast asians want the white men.
>>67687555
so? he still has to fit in with his "culture" poor lad.
>>67687645
>he thinks these results are legit
>>67687631
This, anyone that's had their fair share of sex knows it's a big part of good sex tbqh.
Villagers goal when
Hass is a good boy desu.
>>67687752
wastecadet detected
>>67687461
>us white lads
Did you not see the poll?
Minorities IS /bet/
>>67687806
Just screenshoted this and printed it out, i'm going to hand it up on my wall.
Excellent post, best post all week in /bet/
ERA
1 minute to convince me not to max bet villages sw
>/bet/ is full of betas
imagine that
>>67688030
>euan only eats sticky ironbru beaver
>>67688030
Says the man who actively sports a perm. Jog on.
>>67688030
zzz youre so dull now, thinking you're a hit with the ladies cause you pull some drunk freshers every so often PMSL
>>67688023
Charleston been the better side since just before the half.
Personally I'm on Charleston but wouldn't be betting anything right now if I had to do it over again
>>67688030
You're a virgin.
>>67688023
You had 2 lid, hope you got on
>>67688078
Tears at me.
>>67688023
Congrats if you ignored me and got on.
>>67688023
Up insane boys. Not sure what to do. Shaking. Got on @11
Cash out surely????
>>67688111
Real replies please. What do I do?? Cash out insane
Just bought a train ticket to London so I can go bait out Euan in front of the world.
>>67688111
There's no stream so idk why you'd think anyone else will have a better idea than you lid
Charleston seem like chokers desu
>>67688104
wrong 'un
>>67688131
bait him out on his fake yield
>>67688206
Sounds good to me.
>>67688282
I'm with a girl though and we have not done that or spoke about ass at all.
>>67688298
GREAT post.
>>67688346
Hi euan
ffs Jannis
NEED this game to kickoff already eyes are getting misty
>>67688346
I have that image called its official name
>>67688482
What game, already kicked off
>>67688484
do you eat?
>>67688482
which game? wtb?
>>67688506
Club America v Monty
>>67688535
Would not bet on that. Notorious for fixes
>>67688521
occasionally. Usually only 2 meals a day though. Normally sleep past breakfast.
>>67688594
Lets hope it'll be fixed for overs
So many fouls in this sao paulo game ffs
>>67688183
>There's no stream so idk why you'd think anyone else will have a better idea than you lid
Hass confirmed not shrewd
Battery time wasting like crazy, looks like they want penulties
Come sweat a penalty shootout if you fancy flipping a coin
https://stre.am/charlestonbattery
>Team is located in a Floridian retirement community
>Posts this after winning on pens
https://twitter.com/TheVillagesSC/status/733118244035289088
Nice
Ayyyy
>started betting on shit like Bahrain and Moldova football leagues
what the fuck happened
>>67693615
You became shrewd
>>67693914
wew
>be le me
>lose every bet i place
fml
>>67686330
>the Norwegian danger from twitter, daisydukes, nonce guy,
These might all be me. Not actually a nonce, only legal teens and up, though I think I'd draw the line at 19.
Why am I a massive danger, friend?
Can't wait for the Kolkata game today. Absolutely pumped for an absolute baller.
>>67695862
get on the england game lid
>>67695862
>Getting on reffocs bets
You're gonna eat rice for the rest of the month
PMSL
holy fuck look at all the capital streaming in
gonna scout a new bet now
>>67696105
Jelly, what site is that?
>>67696195
888sport
>>67696010
Looks a lot like mine
Morning lids. Don't you hate it when you refresh your balance in the morning and it doesn't change and you realise non of your late night bets came in.
>>67696597
I don't know what that's like
>>67696597
not because i dont bet. Im not a degenerate
>Liverpoo
>>67696597
Doesn't bother me anymore. Shouldn't really matter as long as you are convinced that the bet was good and there was value, right?
>>67696653
Only feel bad for Klopp tbqh. Also made good money on that mainstream game.
>>67696657
But I like pressing the little refresh button on my phone and seeing an extra few hundred/thousand in there.
What is an acceptable time to starting drinking? Schedule looking good for the day and what to have that alcoholic edge.
>>67696699
Just start with beer for lunch.
>>67696699
Midday.
>>67696699
1pm on footy day
3-4pm on a normal hot day
5 - 7pm every other day
Never the morning.
>>67696725
>>67696721
Cheers. Couple hours. Will have a shower and sort the garden for the barby this afternoon. Get some export in the fridge in the meantime.
>>67696741
Not bad pal
I'm taking my date out on a leisurely stroll this afternoon. Going to get pissed after. Have a good barbs hope the weather holds out for the two of us.
The STATE of this thread.
>>67696476
>>67696853
Shocking and embarrassing
>>67696853
wanna puke
>>67696846
good man. I've got some singapore tips coming later, get on them for a bit of pocket money for later.
Euan so SO >due on his next tip
So excited for Frankfurt vs Nurnberg relegation game this evening. Gonna get shitfaced no matter the outcome
>>67696957
Have you heard about Russ?
>http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/36329937
List of PAID tipsters on TT you lids recommend joining?
>>67696941
>singapore tips
Is it going to be Home Utd SW?
>>67696966
Yeah, heard of it, sucks for him and the team, but there might be some extra motivation to win todays game.
>>67696941
Cheers mate, i'll get on.
>>67696992
depends on how the game goes but united game + young lions game are two I should be tipping.
>>67696992
That was my first thought, too. /bet/'s turned me into a cunt
>at what price our souls...
>>67696733
Morning is fine if you're travelling
>>67696992
>>67697006
fuck same, i saw it on bbc and immedietley thought about how it would effect the result,
>>67697014
This is an important post
>>67697017
idk pal, ive only ever drank in the morning on promotion day because of an early kick off.
>>67696980
Wouldn't bother with ProTip or TTT, but Estonian is world - when he actually tips pmsl.
IBT is also good, and thewinnersclub is dece
>>67697034
Why wouldn't you bother with TTT? Heard good words.
just called my mate a bowcat and he had no idea what it meant pmsl
>>67697046
Lines go FAST. Also doesn't have much of an edge as you'd think and there are better Swedish tipsters desu who don't charge
>>67697017
>immedietley
>effect
Are you the guy who's started drinking already?
>>67697082
Mostly pregame or inplay? Asia or bookies mostly?
Wouldn't mind that lines go fast tbqh, it means his tip are actually good. I am fast :)
>>67697090
fuck off, started pre-drinking for my date mate.
>>67697061
I've been commenting out loud on my Dad's statements saying "talking big sense there pal," like a lot, and he's actually started to use it.
>>67697097
In play. Yeah that or they get smacked
Idk he's tipped a lot of lotto recently
>>67697034
is TheWInnersClub actually doing well over the long run? All credit to him then, I was calling him out on being a fraud after charging after 9 tips
might kop an IBT subscription desu
Do i get an ounce of hash for 100 or a half ounce of bud for 100
Also, Derby to be promoted next year @5
>>67697146
Reported to GCHQ and Scotland Yard.
>>67697146
the latter
>>67697034
TTT the Swedish one yeah? Why wouldn't you join heard it's p dece
>Scored while writing my post
This time I didn't even get on myself before trying to post here. Shit, was the only good thing going on right now, too.
>>67697146
Get the weed. Just got 28g in here don't use it till evening though as it affects my betting judgement.
>>67697146
calijah pls go
Friendly reminder that unless you have a positive ROI in Asia, you do not belong in this board.
Having a positive ROI in bubblegum bookmakers while maintaining a negative one in Asia will lead to dead end in your life, and you should look for other job opportunities while you still can. Heard there is good money in plumbing.
>>67697268
See you later then friend
>>67697268
Bye
>>67697268
Is Pinnacle Asia?
>>67697286
Post slips of the latest 2-3 bets you placed in Asia.
Let's see how much your skin is worth.
>>67697268
Great post Sergey
reffocs here, massively +ve asia. come at me
>>67697290
Goodbye friend, you won't regret leaving this place.
>>67697293
Pinnacle and ISN are not what I'd consider fully Asia style but yeah.
>>67697298
>>67697316
rekt
>>67697316
Post actual slips of the bets you placed for yourself you utter dullard.
>5 tips
I'd bet 200pounds you are a greasy 19 year old uni student who just found out about betting.
>>67697313
What were your last bets? The 3 Albanian tips pmsl
>>67697268
>Heard there is good money in plumbing.
You heard right friendo
>>67697328
For what purpose
>>67697328
>starting a beef with /bet/ saviour HASS
You don't want this m8
>>67697328
>greasy 19 year old uni student who just found out about betting
>Thinking Hass is 19
Everything else is p accurate tho
>>67697331
Excellent right carrier path friendo, good luck in life!
>>67697333
Let's just see them, shall we kid?
>>67697351
I'm not logging into the mess that is asianodds' mobile site for you my son
>>67697347
Moroccan oil isn't grease ffs
>>67697359
Post screenshot of deposit/withdrawal requests to Asianconnect then.
Bet your first deposit with them was 1 month ago and definitely not in excess of 100 pounds.
PMSL
>>67697373
What's Asian connect?
Are you using the chinky tinder pmsl
VERY IMPORTANT
http://www.strawpoll.me/10252099
http://www.strawpoll.me/10252099
http://www.strawpoll.me/10252099
>>67697391
>What's Asian connect?
There we go lads, that says enough about this new friend.
So much nibs in here rn
>>67697393
>no UAC Tipping Group
Spots open next month
>>67697412
>>67697393
Says more about you m8, I can actually attract non third world women
Bet you still don't even have 10 matches pmsl
Albania is that danger that pee's next to you at the urinal when there's only the 2 of you there
missed the bobruichanka goal train because of all the shitposting in here
>>67697454
This.
>>67697454
and then looks over at you
>>67697454
tez
>this bobruichanka game
6-0 after 22 minutes
>>67697458
Unders is now the bet. They will bring subs on in second half, shitty new players and relax.
>>67697454
Tell me more
>>67697458
just got on, they stop scoring now
dread to think what his wife will do when she finds out he's been on asianconnect behind her back
>>67697454
Somebody is insecure about his size, pmsl.
>>67697473
Agreed
>>67697473
On marge.
Can't fucking wait to vote out.
Just been down the local 'multi-cultural' area of my city, and the state of things down there /bet/, saw 8 muslims arguing inside willy hill over some fucking horse race. I was just walking past.
>>67697448
No idea why you quoted me but thanks for the (you)
>>67697489
>muslim
>betting
#YouAintNoMuslimBruv
>>67697473
Also +7 Niva slags.
They will likely get one in at some point.
>>67697393
Does anybody else browse random polls and vote on shit? If a strawpoll is posted on here, I'll change the last digit (so I know it's recent and relevant) and repeat until I find something with low liquidity and is something personal, like when to have a birthday party. Gets me rock solid desu
>>67697502
Fuck off, Hass bets. So many muslims bet. All those 5000 - 1 winners are mostly muslim too. The muslim culture is /tinder/ posting here. They do things so out of ordinary. I see all the owned muslim wives down the high street every lunchtime with white business men, every day. They're all cheating on their husbands it's incredible.
>>67697523
SP
P
Fuck off keko
Cucko wants unders
LARGE ON OVERS
>>67697532
>hypocrisy
Sparta HT odds so shit.. tempted but the price doesn't seem right.
>>67697476
told you lads
>>67697565
That didn't come unexpected tbqhwy
How much is PGA again? Also where is the German who was betting €100 on all admins?
>>67697570
Got limited after his fifth bet pmsl
>>67697556
1.83 good enough for a small for me now
>>67697578
Hass. I need your help. But I don't want you or I to get banned by the Janni.
Can't find a united stream, any help here? 365 being shit.
>>67697595
Shoot me a DM
But it WILL be capped and posted in here if you ask something noncey
This ends 6-0
>>67697609
I can't, i'm a prominent member of the Tipster Tube founding community.
>>67697578
Are you memeing?
>>67697600
1-0 already fml
>>67697627
Yes but not entirely
>>67697625
Is that you TorasAngel ;)
Knew you weren't ignoring my messages
>>67697614
niva next goal tbqh
>>67697625
>Big_Al likes this
Going for full time bet is risky, they sometimes just walk off the pit between 60-80 and the bookies don't pay out.
>>67697649
>>67697655
Please stop.
Hass, she's addicted to betting. I got her in to it and was using her fresh 365 for a while but now she's just getting mugged off all the time, how can I stop her without the obvious irony.
Unders still at 1.95, tempted to re-back
>>67697680
Show her the degens on /bet/
>>67697680
Is this StackGainer
I'm willing to take TorasAngel off your hands.... Take this as an indecent proposal
>>67697712
They're finnish and the same person, no.
The other day I rang her up after work and asked why she wasn't at home. She was literally at the bookies.
>>67697722
I know I'm memeing again ;')
How does that even happen??
Try telling her you're both gonna quit to show her solidarity, and then bet on the sly
>>67697741
Think i'll have to do this. Might not be on for a while /bet/ please don't steal all my gimmicks.
>>67697680
>>67697722
Just teach her how to profit in Asia. You've got a situation which, if you manage it correctly, is what /bet/ would kill for
>>67697774
Do you know how women/bet? It's erratic.
No bankroll management, no spreadsheet, no common sense, poor judgement, they shake more than men do when things are going wrong and get depressed after a loss rather than soaking it up as part of the plan.
I've given her tips to actually make money but she's doing it for the thrill. I've had to try and stop her the last few days because she's been getting on the same Euan tips i've been on, which have been disasterous for our money.
>>67697812
>gif
>>67697817
Euan ruining another relationship
>>67697812
That makes me sick
>>67697817
Most of /bet/ must be birds then by your desciption pmsl
>>67697840
Worms mostly
>>67697829
for inspect element
>>67697812
When did you get on Leicester?
>>67697833
Yeah, I feel violated. I hope his next one is a big winner because i've had to pay her rent.
Euan tip when.
Singapore tip when.
>>67697926
>Singapore tip when.
too late
>>67697926
Home dnb and Hougang sw from 0-1 were THE bets
>>67697930
>>67697952
HAHAH
Guess we're eating bread and butter again tonight.
>>67697926
Why would you want a Euan Singapore tip? His record is shocking.
Wew lads, mega hangover this morning after EL Final.
Placed £150 on Sturridge first scorer at 7/1 in my local bookies and the cunt was giving me lip about paying out because the docket was covered in beer and ripped.
Finally got my money.
Whats on the menu for today lads. Ive already placed £300 on Madrid - Atletico 1-1 @ full time
>>67697959
>implying I didn't get on
>>67697965
smacked walsall win v barnsley reckon they've got it in the bag mate
>>67697965
No football on till Saturday, FA Cup final. Good to see that you're doing it all right, but don't lose your profit by addict betting on obscure leagues
more women goals? am i too late to reback? just woke up
>>67698011
Don't
tfw room absolutely REEKS of farts.
To make it on topic, Sparta Praha U21 -1.5 for a small.
>>67698011
>just woke up
Stop staying up all night, drinking energy drinks and playing video games. Get some self respect, cut your hair and please have sex.
>>67697999
Excellent post this.
I'm not betting till the Euros now.
>>67698020
Was that from 1-0 or 1-1?
10 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>67698020
Room reeks so bad I'm in TEARS
>>67698020
void this
>>67698021
Wew lad
Sounds ike some first-class projection there
well /bet/, it actually happened, I got limited by 365.
What now?
>>67698036
Void since no one did get on, luckily.
>>67698031
From 1-0 up friendo.
>>67698022
Same, this is the time of the year the bookies make their money before losing it over the euros, they'll lose a lot for the champo leagues final too but they're making a fortune on shit leagues during the week
>>67698042
Place some losing bets
>>67698044
you're shit at betting pmsl
>>67698053
won't change anything though, right?
why would they unlimit an account?
>>67698055
Delete this!
Unders getting too sweaty, I regret everything
>>67698073
Tell them you're German, usually works
>>67698042
PGA german?
>>67698049
agreed pal, talking some proper sense.
im laufhing at these pseudo-shrewdies thinkin they're proffiting short term in 'asia' or whatever.
I've made so much on United this year.
>>67698134
made loads on leicester and loads on barca/real madrid
>>67698134
Ive actually made a decent amount on United Unders
>>67698142
>>67698144
good lads.
im in ladbrokes every saturday filling out me 6-fold. a few have hit, i'm up overall.
>>67698142
Unlike someone else here I made a fortune on Juve
>>67698100
lux
>>67698179
How much you up?
Keko such a lttl fraud
Explain yourself.
>>67698189
a bit more than a thousand after a few weeks
>>67698198
What was your average stake?
>Albania
>>67698198
Is it even worth the account at that point?
Half win on Unders, guess I'm okay with that
any other sites than 365 that have russia 3rd division?
>>67698322
most?
>>67698322
>>67698342
The real problem is finding bookies that also accept German customers.
Reminder to get on the Bahrain overs fix
>>67698383
Cant you use pinny?
>>67698435
Nope, not anymore
>>67698451
help me out here senpai, I need an alternative to 365 like air
>>67698477
Wanna buy my accounts?
>English batting
>>67698477
I don't know mate.
Here are some that I believe allow German customers, many of them are shit
Netbet
Betstars
18Bet
10Bet
VitalBet
Tipico
ComeOn
bet-at-home
mybet
Interwetten
Unibet
Bet3000
Bwin
Betway
BetVictor
Mara
There should be a list of bookies available in the OP
>>67698550
thanks mane, will have a look through that list, but I've already
seen that most live betting markets other than 365 are fucking shite
>>67698042
You either have to get a friend to give you an account or if you don't have any friends accept that 365 isn't real betting and start using betfair and Asian sites
>>67698585
Yeah, let me know if you find a good one.
>>67698591
Can't even use the exchange in Germany, shit sucks.
Zelenograd price is so tasty
Bet3000 so SO tez
>>67698629
Indeed, it really is. Doesn't even allow single bets on some games.
On Brno DNB
Trivia:
A Spurs player was the last player to do this, in 2000. It has only happened 8 times in history, and 6 of these occasions came in the 1990s. Only one player has done it twice, and only one African has done it. It won't be happening in 2016.
The African is Youssef Chippo. Since this happened in 2000, there have only been two matches where it could have happened, but it didn't.
FFS, wanted to get on Paraguay kids to beat Guinea, but it already dropped from 2.25 to 1.9 Still worth it?
how much is PGA? 35?
>>67698676
Is it your mother?
>>67698716
pmsl
>>67698681
Tez bet
>>67698723
not at 2.25
>>67698723
why?
>>67698719
Thanks
>>67698731
Would lay you a large even at that price
>>67698734
Teamsheets lid
>>67698745
>Teamsheets lid
looked okayish to me
>>67698745
Paraguay players look better, the Paraguay league is better than French 5th tier
>>67698618
well, it's either unibet or comeon
will have to do some more research before signing up for one but they have some decent markets
>>67698772
I'd recommend Unibet over comeon (although unis new site is shite)
Hello
Where are the bets?
is keko legit? just started following him but dunno whether to follow his tips, seem like guesses more then anything.
whos good to follow on tt?
>>67698620
Worth a tiny lid
How do we fix the rapidly falling number of posters in /bet/?
>>67698848
make a new thread
kill the janitor
>>67698848
Poouan needs to tip winners again
>>67698824
no
ARP
>>67698859
his ROI still needs to fall some more first
Trivia:
A Spurs player was the last player to do this, in 2000. It has only happened 8 times in history, and 6 of these occasions came in the 1990s. Only one player has done it twice, and only one African has done it. It won't be happening in 2016.
What is it?
>>67698910
>mainstream
found your problem pal
>>67698910
How the fuck is anyone supposed to get this?
>>67698910
Take a piss on the field
RACKING my brain on this trivia lids
>>67699037
Me too senpai, can't get my noggin in gear
DAC on trivia
>>67699037
>>67699050
Need another clue
I want a smed on LaiChi asap.
Was going to reback monte carlo until I saw strange movement on the lines. I reckon it might be fixed, no way laichai should win but lines were swinging in favour of laichai when they were 1 down. @6 at the moment, too big to avoid right now.
>>67699075
Stuck a couple of 10NOKs on +2
>>67699075
Put 20 units on @6. Chasing losses, should put me in the green if comes in. If not I'm going to stop gambling.
>>67699075
match fixing isnt real dumbass
>>67699075
On o3.5 fh goals tbqh
>>67698910
Score for Norway at a major international tournament
>>67699234
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>>67699189
Please have sex NOW
>>67699206
shrewd
>>67699075
PMSL
>>67699206
NOICE
Brno DNB not looking so good tbqh
PS: rate my lunch
>>67699075
rebacking for the sake of memes
>>67699503
Continental chips always look so soggy
>>67699503
what meat is that
>>67699543
They are crispy, I make them in an Airfryer, that's why theyre still so pale.
>>67699559
pork
>>67699559
Looks like pork to me lad, Krauts love Schnitzel
>>67699577
not a big fan of pork desu
>>67699580
whats schitzel, salty pork
Hi guys. Now the season has started, i will be charging 15 USD per month from now on. I will be posting my own bets, mostly mainstream, but also that I feel comfortable with and rate as value. Cheers IBS
>>67699593
This is Schnitzel. The real "Wiener Schnitzel" isn't pork though, it's veal.
>>67699600
Trying to beat asian, thats why i am so low on charging, because no one have done it.
>>67699593
>not a fan of pork
so many pakis in here actually makes me sick
>>67699647
tbf pork meat is generally pretty tez
>>67699647
just dont like it too much, like sausages but not pork on its own sort of thing
thinking of buying an IBS subscription ironically, lads.
>>67699671
>Bacon
>Sausages
>Shredded pork
>Spit roasted pork
>Chinese style pork
>Slow cooked pork
>Schnitzel
You are either a paki or you can't cook.
>>67699671
Either a fucking pleb or a muzzie.
>>67698620
>>67698825
/bet/mafia hup
>eating red meat
bet you drink black coffee too pmsl
>>67699858
>He doesn't drink black coffee like a man
>>67699858
Yes, why?
>>67699473
>>67699473
sum ltl rat chattin macka
>penalty missed
le fix is real
>>67699896
someone needs to bait him out
What's with all the /bet/ hate today.
We don't deserve it, we keep to our own.
/bet/ IS /sp/
>>67699671
Trip back on Hassan.
Last two numbers is the amount of goals Nadezhda is going to score.
>>67700058
Talking big sense there pal
Just got back from work, what's the bet?
>>67700091
Lai Chi sw. It's a fix
New thread?
LAI CHI FIX IS ON
>>67699886
>the food and drink I consume is what defines me as a man
>>67700160
quite some truth to it
>>67700160
how can you be productive if you don't drink coffee.
kekmate
Lost 2 smalls today and only had 1 half win. Gonna need a good bet to chase. (No LaiChi)
>>67700206
>he's not on the lai chi fix
actually pmsl at how lewd some of /bet/ is
ARP not tipping Lai Chi?
>>67700206
I'm o2.5 on the al-ahli match
Looks like I placed the bet 2 days ago, no idea why.
>>67700216
OR I already am on it and want a new bet
>>67700192
>you can only get caffeine from coffee
Have sex
>>67700237
>he takes proplus
how are you gcse's coming along?
>>67700248
cringe
>>67700160
>he doesn't eat testicles for testosterone and VitD
>>67700206
Put it all on the BAD MAN TIPSTER acca
>>67700237
Coffee is horrible lid
I just drink litres of Diet Coke every day
>ARP ruining his streak with a fake fix
awful stuff
New you pricks.
>>67700279
>>67700279
>>67700279
![schnitzel[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/1IpTukp.jpg "schnitzel[1]")
