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/bet/ - thunder and lightning, it's getting exciting edition
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First for https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOohSspkM3o
Sevilla +0.5 mainstream special edition
>ignoring my thread
>they weren't on cards overs
best edition edition
>>67682161
YES
>>67682216
>only had £100 on
>literally has (embed) twice
what a shit thread kys
Finally a non autistic thread
can't wait for /tp/ later
>>67682270
it's a meme you dip
>>67682198
There is no info. I'm down so much today and this is the best chance to make some on lotto shite.
Berserkir O4.25, Afrika O4.75. But honestly just shite.
>>67682318
you miss out on Kurt, mate?
CORNERS UP INSANE
>>67682318
What sites lid? not on 365 or mara
>>67682318
Today has been so so good pmsl, Sevilla +0.5 was the chase not this pseudo bollocks
>>67682395
pmsl
ARP needs to call out underdogs now.
>>67682318
>I'm down so much today
Stick to getting spoonfed by better tipsters rather than trying to crack asia yourself, is my advice.
Looks like UnderDogs is the new KING TIPPER around here. Sorry Euan
>>67682443
zzz just seen its on 10bet
>>67682438
horrid HORRID bait
>kurty boy
what the fuck man
20 dollaroo free bet from cuck65
What's the bet lads
>Sevilla SW
>Sevilla -1
>1-3 CS
made absolute fucking bank
>>67682503
Sevilla +0.5 was a genuinely good bet you dire cunt.
>>67682312
excited tbqh
>>67682551
this
>>67682503
Why on earth were Liverpool favourites? My model had this priced Sevilla 0.0 at 1.93, mainstream special
put 50p on sevilla
Quite pleased with myself tbqh
somebody please tell those slags that they are supposed to score goals not corners
>>67682551
>>67682591
idk lads I'm tired and hungry, going for a sleep now, big day tomorrow, goodnight friends
>>67682626
delusion can move odds, but not mountains
Is ordering drinks on behalf of your date a good thing to do?
Small on o2.5 is value slags match
Tracksuit wearer: 'Mind if I sit where you are mate? I sat here for Dortmund and Villarreal. It's my lucky seat.
Me: Go away.
>>67682813
Smart thing to do, that's the best time to pop the drugs in them.
>16 corners
>0 goals
>only shot on target from other team was a goal
meme match desu
>>67682813
2016 m8 don't you dare assume, how intelorent
>>67683054
Alright cheers pal, I don't need to do that anyway i'm decent looking and have good bantz with the birds.
hope you took KR while it was @3.75, as I tipped in the last thread. Looking strong, still sweaty
Serious question: Does "MajorLeagueBetting" have autism?
>>67683216
Took it @4.5. Sweaty as fuck.
>>67683259
yes
>>67683305
it's good for the soul to ride the sweat train once in a while. 8 mins to go
Valur pls
rebacking corners like a madman
>>67683259
Yeah I do
>>67683259
Not as much as you obviously.
>>67683405
2121212121
>>67683325
Thanks bud
>>67683305
>>67683363
down ffs
Tears
ABOUT DAMN TIME
There we go. Just the millionth attempt but w/e
>>67683560
Could've traded out easily you flump
>tfw went heavy on sevilla
time for more heroin
need 2 corners like I need oxygen
>>67683583
I did partially, not actually down but pretty pissed off. 87th min
got in too late and done it all wrong, lads
>>67683612
posts; >'down'
n-not actually down. zzzzzzzzzz
>>67683603
Can't breathe
Pmsl, this is classic bread and milk. Like something from the old days.
>>67683764
Sickening really
>>67683660
the value of my investment went down.
>>67683764
There is probably value in backing 0-0 and 1-0 CS i all bread and milk slags games
THE PHRASE IS BREAD AND BUTTER. IDIOTS. baka
>>67683764
>this pic
elliot rodger was right
>scousers
https://twitter.com/POTNOODLEFRINGE/status/732903130480955392
>>67683855
>you
>>67683915
>People unironically still reply to the obvious troll that is juveguy
>>67683901
little rt
>>67683901
Would love to meet him for a straightener.
>ref takng the players off in the accrington game for 5 minutes to let the floodlights cool down as they are smoking
I am giggling
>>67683967
talking BIG
>>67683901
love to test his chin
OK i'm putting my final ££'s on reffocs' kolkata tip. this better be good
>Sevilla literally worst team away from home this year
>still manage to bang every team in Europa League
NINETY
SIX
>>67684078
Thought smoking was banned in stadiums?
>>67684124
can't go wrong with his tips
>>67684078
Raj pulling strings
>>67684124
You've got tic to pay first you slimy cunt
>>67684156
Terrible. Go have a word with yourself
gonna be PISSED if this loses. would recommend everyone else joins me and goes on it LARGE
>>67684172
so i've heard.
>reffocs in charge of sensible stake sizes
>>67684155
They're made for that competition. Wondering what the odds are on them to win it next year tbqh
>>67684189
>he fell for it
>>67684239
You can guarentee some banter merchants like paddy will price them up in august
>unironically geting on reffocs cricket tips
pmsl
>>67684268
>banter
They've won via the champions league 2 seasons running. It's like they aim for 3rd in the group stages
>>67684348
tbf he isn't doing too badly
>>67684366
It's literal lotto shite.
>>67684366
Going to end in tears when he keeps doing special stakes
>>67684366
Cricket will be one of the most efficient markets along with American sports and mainstream football.
Make sure to follow me on tt lids
>>67684437
I have a 23.5% yield, only 10 bets though
>>67684437
>>67684259
I think Reffocs is okay at judging T20, but it's quite simple and as long as the side you backs top order doesn't shit the bed, they will come in.
Test cricket is different, and England have some pretty bad top of the order battsman, I wouldn't even take this at 1.5, It should be more 1.7 ish to me. Draw seems a good value bet here. Sri Lanka have played bad but the Test is in Leeds in a bad spell of weather
Overstaked CD Real Sociedad AH0 from 0-2.
SHAKING
Rare flag get
>>67684574
not rare
>>67684571
such a sergey bet
>>67684571
>>67684574
>Back to back proxyfags
>>67684593
>he doesn't know
>>67684591
Explain this meme friend.
>>67684593
>Uruguaybro is a proxyfag
>>67684623
wrong country euan.
>>67682082
>Masha Gessen
>>67684404
>>67684413
hey, i don't get the hate. aside from my original joke mumbai rebacks i've won all my 10/10's and i'm regularly on the right side of things - i've been following cricket, both international and domestic, pretty intently for the greater part of ten years.
>>67684537
nah, test cricket is unequivocaly much, much more easily predictable. t20's the roulette version of the game. the team sri lanka have for this series is probably the worst in the decade and they're lacking sangakarra this time around. 1.5 is a steal. the only worry is weather stopping play and forcing a draw, otherwise i don't see sri lanka surviving till day 5.
>>67684623
Oh its Uruguaybro?
>>67684612
sorry m8, how goes the rballing?
>>67684621
Your name is Sergey because your bets always come up short like Sergey lazarev
>>67684648
Perfect, you?
>>67684706
shagged yet?
>>67684689
pmsl
>>67684646
Sorry reffocs, I think this is weather.
>>67684721
Just got here
Don't want to have sex much anymore, just get to know nice girls and to learn more about them
Inb pls have sex
>>67684804
pmsl fag
>thunder +9
Bookies love giving away money
>>67684804
you seriously need to have sex.
>>67684804
i BEG YOU to have sex
I was joking lads just set tinder up and got some underwear pics
Tfw missed the bet approved tinder tips
>>67684804
>caring about girls personalities
this is how wife's sons are born
>>67684889
>this backtrack
Will run down the street naked if Berserkir or Arborg score again
>>67684571
ALBANIA
>>67684934
Cheers friend.
Would you date a girl in a wheelchair?
>>67684908
Do you not tip USL PDL games?
Only averaging £799 a day this month zzzzzz
>>67685052
I'd rather just walk there desu
>>67685052
Only if she's an amputee
>>67685059
Not been able to get in to it cos of exams. Plan on looking stuff up soon.
who bet on POOL?
anyone know score in the Grindavik Women vs Grotta Seltjarnarnes Women game? had sums on u9.5 with a minute to go
>>67685132
9-0
>>67685132
http://www.ksi.is/mot/motalisti/leikskyrsla/?Leikur=388539
9-0
Thread song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_I4wtNPv5w
>>67685199
>not OH DAI MI LUFTA
Get out
is kekos tips actually any good?
>>67685199
ALWAYS puts a smile on my glum DAC face
good choice lid
>>67685077
pmsl underrated post
>>67685209
THI SO MUCH THIS
STILL LISTENING TO IT, EVEN BEEN LISTENING TO COVERS.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8aoE_K4DuOY
IF LOVE WAS A CRIME, THEN WE WOULD BE CRIMINALS
Had dominos tonight. got the hotdog and mustard crust, was american mustard though so not really happy with that. ordered cookies aswell but got chicken wings, rang up they brought cookies and i got to keep the chicken wings. most luck i've had in weeks.
>>67685262
Very pleased to hear this.
>THEY DONT EXCLUSIVELY LISTEN TO IF LOVE WAS A CRIME
>>67685305
Got shivers down my spine just at the intro. SUCH a banger. Literally top 10 in the charts if you changed the structure a bit.
>>67685347
>>67685209
In my head it sounds more like
oh I'm in luther
Got a tiny on Deportivo Madyrn +, Gimnasia aren't fielding a great squad - missing their top scorer and a young inexperienced keeper is starting.
>>67685347
This. Such a TUNE
>>67685347
DEFINITELY AGREE HERE PAL
REMINDS ME OF SOME DISCLOSURE SHIT, IF DISCLOSURE AND JESSY GLYNN DID A SONG IT WOULD BE IF LOVE WAS A CRIME.
JUST TOLD A GIRL OUR DATE WAS -EV PMSL
>>67685393
For fuck sake.
>>67685393
>mfw im too slow to get on before the goal
>>67685393
SO SO SHREWD
>>67685414
>>67685410
The line is still solid.
>>67685432
getting sucked and. put too much on this
>>67685410
now you can reback at better odds
>>67685432
Gimnasia still have players on the bench who could come on and score desu
>>67685493
>>67685512
It's just a tiny anyway, who cares.
rebacked thinking gimnasia had scored and it was 1-1. just looked and still 0-1. way too high to be gambling. just put half my roll on because i accidently pressed max. literally 1.4k on +1.5. lol fuck
>>67685546
LOOK AT ME EVERYONE I DO DRUGS... get a grip
gimnasia ht pennies
Just told my girl about my gambling habbits.
She said she 'supports me'.
Said something like 'just don't get addicted'. Didn't have the balls to tell her I have several tabs open and one is always /bet/.
so the teams are in different leagues? deportivo is in a lower league? its a cup game yeah
>>67685546
i did like 20 codeines once and lost 2 grand, gambling on drugs is bad
official thread song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQlZweKNBjo
>>67685546
post slip
>>67685632
I do the thread songs around here, but I'll let you off today because this is an absolute banger.
Might start posting on TT again, send me a request NOW so I know you're not one of the shitmunchers
https://tipstertube.com/profile/goodmantips
>>67685690
I sent you a request yesterday
S_L_A_G_S H_A_R_A_M
yesterday at 14:55 - Like
Fucking quality Slags.
>>67685690
requested :)
>>67685690
What if i'm already following you
>>67685701
cancel request and send it again
Got raped after ARP shouted ffs
>the win was a line that didn't exist
>>67685603
1st half asian 0.0 @ 6 ??????
>>67685728
thats deportivo, i bet on it by accident too. theyre not supposed to score.
>>67685726
who is this?
>>67685728
Need to know what sort of bookie would offer that
Which one of you is MajorLeagueBetting?
https://tipstertube.com/profile/juez
Trying to prove shrewd Americans exist
>>67685756
Euan pmsl
>>67685756
surely nibs
>>67685761
we have >ameribets.
;_;
as he's on and off for a few months, you'll have to do.
>get on all those Euan losses
>not the win
Fuck off desu u scottish perm prick
up insaNE
>>67685795
It was impossible to get on the win.
deportivo goals when?
>>67685795
That's because the line never existed PMSL
>>67685762
KEK
Has anyone here been hit with the premium charge?
>>67685849
they're at 9.50 to win. on it 2bh.
>>67685726
Reminder I LITERALLY warned everyone of this like last week as Euan's natural ROI is around 20% and variance would bring it back down over the next few weeks.
>>67685868
And it was on mara so impossible to stake 7/10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_7kQuMwGPA
>>67685896
rball look very bad
>>67685918
stop it.
;_;
>>67685917
Love to go through there windmilling
Euan
Give us a tip
>8 followers now
Feeling the pressure tbqh
>>67685917
>Hass getting baited out
pmsl
>>67685945
i want to believe, lid. only put £2 on, kek.
>>67685962
pmsl
GIMNASIA ASIAN -1.0 SPEEEWWW
>>67685978
you'll be fine.
>>67685917
>the gay couple at 1:50
wat
Same thing happened to t.A.T.u.
>>67685917
This is honestly pretty entertaining.
>>67685978
>tfw they get on the wrong line after the match has changed and then comment saying that's what they've done and they're still annoyed at you if it doesnt come in
>>67685917
pmsl @ hassan
>>67685917
arraite bassssicalllly
>>67685979
pmsl
This is actually a real fear for me I can't go to Stratford ever again
>>67685917
Damn, that guy at the end went in
>>67686047
ALL THE THINGS SHE SAID, RUNNING THROUGH MY HEAD. THIS ... IS ... NOT ... ENOUGH
GET DAT ADDIN INNIT
GET DAT ADDIN
>>67686049
Vanbanter's videos are hilarious
>>67686064
I live in Stratford, let me know if you visit x
>>67685917
Why is it the same people in all the vids? They're just interviewing their friends over and over again?
>>67685917
what the fuck is a government name?
>>67686096
Seems so
even across all the different channels pmsl
>>67686094
Where will you take me
>>67686086
such a lid
>>67685917
>the guy at the end talking about some terrorist shit
>>67685917
Surreal when baiting out skets guy turns up.
if ginasmi score again i'm significantly down
>>67686096
There's about 10 youtubers basically doing the same thing, they include each other in their videos to get a bigger following
>>67686110
When you're fresh off the boat and you have a bait name you often lie about it
>>67686110
legal name innit, wish Hass would get in one of the vids and bait out Euan
>>67686118
Overpriced burger joint in westfield
>>67686064
Used to go to Stratford a lot with my ex gf, they are just outside the shopping centre and tube station aren't they?
>>67686184
you year 10s still at it
>>67686184
Cringing
>>67686173
Yeah the old shopping centre with the steps to the bridge to westfield
>>67686184
This must be a latina?
>>67686184
Definitely has a penis
>>67686173
That's what it looks like
Haven't set foot in there for a while, it's one of the stops on the way home from uni though
>>67686184
Stop
>>67686147
cashing out as soon as Bou comes on desu
>>67686184
Please have sex.
>>67686184
>le15yearold
>>67686141
down insane quantities
>>67686214
Do you live in Loughton?
Lads, how do you feel knowing there's a massive danger among us?
>>67686283
Nah lid
>>67686154
GBK? Five Guys?
would not be happy if I was taken for a date to Five Guys and not GBK
>>67686289
Hope you're not referring to me
>>67686289
There are several. 15 yo whatsapp guy, the Norwegian danger from twitter, daisydukes, majorleaguebetting, nonce guy, Albania, Trump Op maker.
Wouldnt be surprised if there were people where were more than one of these people
gimnasia game over 4.5 goals 2.62 t b h
>>67686330
you forgot Juveguy
>>67686330
>nonce guy
Zzzzz stop trying to make feel bad about enjoying women in their prime. Try and be a nicer person and maybe you'll be able to do better than whatever's left in bamboo at 3am on a Friday night.
>>67686346
euan = juveguy
I brought over the talking big sense pal gimmick, just remembered it should be making big sense pal :(
see
https://twitter.com/Shep_62/status/480366037205254144
>>67686330
Fucking hell youu got me.
>>67686328
Prefer gbk, been shake shack? It's ok but no gbk
>>67686330
>Wouldnt be surprised if there were people where were more than one of these people
Making no sense pal
First time I've ever seen a game where the win odds for both teams and the draw were all the same odds tbwh
>>67686370
Made me giggle that
>>67686328
GBK is GREAT. Them skinny fries are brilliant.
Refuse to believe Charleston don't win by at least two based on what we saw from The Villages last week
>>67686430
Caracas?
Deportivo pls
>>67686438
This desu. Might take my gf there in half term for a treat, been revising hard for her GCSEs recently.
>>67686054
Underrated post
