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WILL GRIGG'S ON FIRE
Second for Lai Chi fix coming in.
LaiChi isn't fixed sub-edition
>>67682082
>>67682082
>>67682082
Pointless old thread.
Lai Chi fix confirmed
>>67700298
YOUR DEFENCE IS TERRIFIED
pre-Euros hype edition
I have a £5 free bonus from 365 - what should I waste it on?
>>67700338
>He only gets £5 bonuses.
How low are your stakes?
>>67700353
I never got bonuses
>>67700298
>>67700329
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UtaYjIkqS1A
LAI CHI FIXXXXXX
L A I C H I
A
I
C
H
I
MISSED
5 shots on target = 3 goals
but misses a penalty
>>67700298
SO bored of this chant
It's a newcastle song anyway
Large on o2.5 al Hala game.
If it's a fix then why aren't they winning?
>>67700395
zzz trip on BT
>>67700280
wouldn't it be strange if the ref kept giving out penalties for no reason ;)
>>67700395
>Implying ""Mitrovic"" has ever been on FIRE
need a shit so bad but can't leave this lai chi game.
got bad diarrhoea and just had coffee
probably shit myself if they score
>>67700353
very very low. everytime i make it past a fiver i withdraw £5 and start again with the excess
>missed
WHAT THE FUCK
>>67700353
is it possible to get more the £5 bonuses? how?
he will score goalssss
he will score goalssssssss
WELBECKS ON FIRE
EUROPE IS TERRIFIED
Lai chi was a draw fix....
THE FIX IS IN
>>67700471
I get £10 ones. I'm betting about 25k a week though
excellent, now i can reback
TUO si cxf eht
SURREAL
>>67700492
So how are you not limited? Losing?
Draw @19
It's like the bookies want to lose money
>>67700510
Bet about 5k a day through 50 bets. Average stake 100. ROI about 30%. Never have that much in my account just turning it over constantly.
literally SEETHING. kolkata are failing. reffocs has a lot to answer for
fmd i'm gonna have £0 balance if kolkata loses
>>67700612
PMSL
thanks for including my quote on the OP, I see honored.
have fun punting tenners on laotian womens u-19 while I make money on 'mainstream' spot betting, pmsl
>>67700628
kys
>>67700631
Thanks you utter fraud.
>>67700638
Should of saved it for a running accy during the euros
>>67700631
Actually he was quoting me.
>>67700612
i've got 0 cos my whole balance is on england getting 280+ in this innings which is currently off due to rain. so can't do ANY betting till they finish it
>>67700679
how big is this balance
>>67700657
say that to my utterly mainstream 2 wins this week on pre-match(!!!) staked MLS and profit that exceeds this >>67700397 >>67700452 >>67700538 type of nonsense.
now if you'll excuse me, i have better things to do than follow Z-level matches or follow meme tipsters. if you come up with something good i may be back though.
at least i can feel good going the janitors don't have any more than me
Can I bet online with an American passport in Armenia? Or will I need an Armenian passport since it's illegal to bet in America """the land of the free"""
>>67700774
Take 'America' move the r behind the m and trade the c for an n then swap with the i :)
>>67700774
R A R E
A
R
E
>>67700721
tiny
>>67700774
Oh, like a lovewave
Spread a love wave and my heart goes
Ba-ba-da-bu-whoa-oh-oh
>>67700761
>2 wins a week
pmsl
Down insane on Lai Chi fix
>>67700839
Honestly, why didn't she win? I didn't bet on it because Armenia never wins but that was the dankest song in the competition.
Best paid tipsters? I'm down 2.5k. Only got 1k left and want to make my 2.5k back and then quit. Don't care about being limited.
How much have people here actually made from paid tipsters?
>>67700890
Apparently a German made 1k in a month pmsl
>>67700890
Personally recommend
IBT
Kurt
Estonian
>>67700890
reffocs,
>>67700888
Was not the best by far, 2nd rate Beyonce song with average performance and staging against a decent field. Fit bird though. Should've come top 5 over Sweden and France.
>>67700298
Banger that lad. Will be remixing for Azza Kane at my euros party.
>>67700890
the best tipsters are free
Euan and ARP are better than anyone else
>>67700890
P G A
G
A
>>67700890
Euan, also known as T4TW. I handle his subscriptions.
It's £20 a month.
>>67700950
What kinda roi is pga seeing?
>>67701006
negative
>not doing your own picks
>Actually endorsing paying for picks
yet another reason why this thread is pathetic
>>67701046
Talking big sense there pal
gonna get my m8 big_al to ban reffocs if this tip loses
>>67701046
Have sex.
>>67701046
If you think being right is more important than being profitable you are the one who is wrong.
We are here to make money lad, doesn't matter how you do it.
>>67700925
Estonian is on fb?
>>67701046
Don't pay for any picks myself, but i can see the sense in it. You can only do so much research yourself and by combining your own picks with the paid ones you're maximising your revenue
>mackers
http://www.strawpoll.me/10252099
http://www.strawpoll.me/10252099
http://www.strawpoll.me/10252099
>>67700397
2222
>>67701288
none just follow Euan
>>67700397
In lads 3333
Hope you got on the fix 2 days ago
>>67701349
thanks for this. my first win in 2 days....
>>67701288
>Estonian
Fruad and impossible to get on lines tipped
Hi Paragay where are the corners
SILEKS
BOOOOOM THE FIX
>>67701439
Soon
>>67700890
Join PGA and only smack admin bets and you'll make it back in a couple of weeks and be limited
pmsl Keko straight making lines up
>>67701540
not sure I like this answer
>>67701563
Like Euan?
>>67701288
None if you don't have access to infinite accounts, Hass is better at asia than most of them
>>67701589
trip on Hass
>>67701628
trip on Euan
>>67701638
trip on Juve
>>67701638
>tfw get accused of being Euan on a daily basis
baka
>>67701589
Depending on how much i get from each account depends if its worth it or not, i have quite a number of accounts and I'm yet to get limited on my own
Does is keko from /bet/?
Rigas drops to 2.5 its a bet
>scoring instead of getting one more corner
fuckf uck kolkata are making me so MAD
jyty a bet lids?
odd 3 just brought on key player after being 2-0 down. backing the win odd3 so hard
>18/2
FUCK YES
>>67701860
bt about? rball looking pretty, pretty d e c e from where i'm looking
Para corners making me sweaty, especially now that they've scored.
pmsl odd 3 are so bad
Rebacking the odd fix. Come back to win 3-5.
So O B V I O U S
>>67701979
This.
Noticed strange line movements the last 5 minutes, so obvious that the fix will be in soon.
>Dutch """""tips""""""
>>67701913
Fancied Masku pre, not sure what this rball is all about. Would like a smed on Rigas FS -2.75 though.
>>67701979
Got on @6.5
UP INSANE
>>67702071
pmsl DAC
>>67701823
111111
>44/3
doubt we can win though
>>67702055
>no ARP tip zz
>>67702055
ARP sleeping on another BT tip
>>67702160
why would I tip fake BT
>>67702055
>Stealing my tips
>>67702176
nibs
>>67702176
>fake
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/tripcode/!!RzWT9%2FrHVFm/
Its ODD how dac I am
>>67702202
>>67702212
forgot he got a new trip last year desu
>>67702241
>betting on anything that /bet/ calls a fix
PMSL
need 4 more rigas goals like air
>>67702272
What could you have possibly bet on to need that?
what did he mean by this?
>>67702320
Overs I would imagine since they are both Rigas
>>67700279
>tfw haven't been on /bet/ in ages but I remember making that image
Old /bet/ best /bet/
SURREAL
U
R
R
E
A
L
Not too sure about this Rigas bet tbqhwy lids
>>67702374
odd post this.
>>67702389
Not too sure about this dutchtips tip
>>67702407
you can say that again
>>67702415
Not too sure about this dutchtips tip
>>67702415
Not too sure about this dutchtips tip
Umea ok slags game o3.5 med
>>67702438
>>67702437
Please have sex
>>67702437
>>67702438
;))))
>>67702447
Might give him a follow desu very decent stats
BT awful tip.
ODD
D
D
ODD FIX COMING IN
Tears if you weren't on @6.5
>>67702472
didn't know this was beach soccer lid
>they weren't on overs
up life watering sums
all right. fuck it. im on ZERO.
can someone PLEASE lend me some money..
>>67702490
i need 5 more goals just to get a refund cunt
ODDDDDDDD
ODDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Got on ODD @7
Thank you /bet/. Put too much on it as well. Literally up life changing amounts.
ODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>67702472
Plenty of time lid
>wasn't on overs in Odd game
Just kill me desu
Think I'm going to pay for my dominos for the summer just sticking a few hundred on blow out friendlies at ~1.05 on betfair
>>67701823
2222222
Thank you ODD tipper.
Thank you BT.
Thank you keko.
Saved me from a very low point in my life.
>>67702558
literally flawless
Vef Riga in the bBALL SW @2 is too good to miss
>>67702569
I'm talking huge gulfs where the true odds are lower than 1.01 literally no chance a top tier side doesn't beat a tier 8 side in Austria
>>67702502
Message me on TT and we'll sort something out. I wouldn't mind throwing you a hundred quid to see what you can do with it
Reminder no american has ever made profit in the entire history of gambling.
>be me
>be well known and respected long time tt tipster
>have a solid following and yield
>sometimes get drunk and make bad bets
>tip them to move the lines
>cash out
>sometimes the bets come in, sometimes they don't
>doesn't affect my overall yield that much
End up PMSL every time this happens.
>>67702587
>lower than 1.01
>literally no chance
So 1.00?
>>67702600
Vegas bookies have made absolute SUMS
>>67702607
Just somewhere between 1.0 and 1.01
Big_al got on Estonian's tip, ffs would LOVE to know what he tipped.
>>67702600
Would love to see you tell Steve Stevens this.
>>67702591
who are you?
i will give u a business plan
>>67702653
surprised no one has started a Steve Stevens TT yet
is the guy who used to trip as him still here?
>>67702600
>Who is Billy Waters
>>67702452
That's gay and also haram.
>>67702673
A myth made up by the bookies to make americans think they can profit from NBA and MLB.
>>67702679
>A Fucking Retard
>losername
You a funny guy, why so self-deprecating?
>>67702660
That's the catch. You have to find me. I will genuinely give you £100
need another goal in odd game like a i r
pls 1 more odd
>>67702600
This is a pretty terrible post, you need to sharpen it up a bit.
Firstly you need to exclude bookies.
Secondly you need to make it sports gambling rather than just gambling since there are tons of poker players for example who are up absolute sums.
Even then there are probably a handful of exceptions so I'd be inclined to phrase it as very few Americans rather than no Americans.
The problem of course is that once you've made those changes it will apply to any nation. Reminder the average gambler is an absolute mug and thank fuck they are or bookies wouldn't exist.
Odd goal for roof OFF
>>67702734
i spot a ruse
>>67702734
>You a funny guy, why so self-deprecating?
W...what?
JHASJKHDSAJKFHJKASHFJKAJKFJKAH
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL
Zzz not on Odd
have sex
JSHAJKHDKJSHAJKDHJAKSHDKJHJKSAHDJKA
its ODD how uafc I am
>>67702865
>>67702884
>mackers
>>67702601
pmsl, not surprised.
>On Estonia tip instead of ODD
>>67702813
Whatever, I can give it to a proper charity instead
>>67702844
Just seems weird having two pseudonyms that put yourself down
>>67702918
what did he tip?
Anyone not on ODD should be PROUD they arent on lotto rball shite.
Just max bet over9.5 in the odd game.
1.8k on.
>>67702940
Not even rball.
Odd much better team and conceded a few early. Safe bet.
>>67702928
NO! ... I'll pay ya back with 20% interest. Won't find anything better out there.
>>67702966
"a few"
Head gone.
Roll gone.
>>67702918
what's he on?
>>67702980
I don't want it back, I just want you to be a true shrewdie
getting on norrkoping before its too late would be wise.
need 4 more rigas goals like air
Livefootybetting what a fraud.
I'm on Odd, hope it loses just to see slugs lose money though.
>>67703066
>he's not on ODD
PMSL
>>67703073
have sex!
>>67703073
I really am, anon. Only backed @3.4 at 0-2 though
>>67703066
lets hope it wins so I can take me mum to venice this summer lids
>>67703095
>following kekos tips
its just lotto shite you mug
ODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
up insane
UP INSANE
>>67703013
b-but i am. i'll follow all euan's tips
literally up 250 quid, shaking like a leaf what a fucking bet
that German here.
using betvictor now after getting limited on 365, hoping for no bullshit
>>67703215
PLEASE lend me some money
>>67703179
pmsl why would I follow Keko? every psuedo in the world, even non-/bet/, were on odd. I was on too but I dont fool myself into thinking it was nay more than lotto shite
>>67703215
>shaking over a couple quid
I wish life was this simple again
>Estonia
Dont think its worth the £20 per month desu
>>67703245
Talking big big non sense lad
>>67703272
What was he on? Flora handis from 2-0?
>>67703256
Get a load of this pseudo big boy
>>67703272
what was the fucking tip lad
>>67703256
>a couple quid
250 quid mate you must have misread not 2.50 pmsl
>>67703256
>Why would I follow keko
>>67703256
>250
>a couple
Guess your mum has taken "a couple" of dicks
>>67703272
WTFB
>>67703316
that void was a loss which he edited with the excuse of a typo, pmsl
>>67703327
>>67703316
>Literal lotto shite.
Just got lucky a few times.
>>67703371
you're so weird stop posting on here you fucking nerd
>>67703316
And? the picks are nothing special, he just milks the shit out of every one with obvious re-backs etc. everyone with half a brain would get on anyway. Not even following him and I've been on pretty much all of his winning bets anyway
>>67703327
Can we stop with the slut shaming please?
Why are gambling groups so misogynistic? You guys are obsessed with "slags" and "rape".
>>67703291
>>67703298
-0.25 from 0-2 yes. Line was gone within second and it lose once again, such a fraud
>>67703419
pmsl
>>67703395
if you LEND me some coin
>>67703327
tez
>>67703413
>>67703389
>>67703348
Why are you babbies so angry? Did you not get on his tips? PMSL
>reffocs posts a tip
this makes me SO angry
>>67703460
zzzzzzzzzz weekend already
IBT wants 3/10 on Fylkir -1
>>67703527
Ron wants 5/10 on same bet. Line cunted tho
>>67703527
>Impersonating me
>>67703527
>>67703558
36 losses in 45 bets man here, first bet of the day for me.
Too many birds in Iceland
Down insane on rigas.
Slags had to fucking concede. Literally all over now.
>>67703593
Suggest you go over there and HAVE SEX then pal
>>67702586
HUP
>>67701823
Double HUP
Would hate to know how shit these threads would be without me
>rigas
Any turks in turkey? Fenerbache dnb at 7,5
>>67703646
awwwwwwwww tears buddy!
>>67702928
>Just seems weird having two pseudonyms that put yourself down
username losername, I had that for decades, you're reading too much into it.
Retard is simply for going on full retard loss and reback chases, a reminder to myself to fucking stop fucking doing that.
>>67703621
>double hup
jinxed it you CUNT
>>67703687
My bet to jinx in the first place you slug
>>67703214
Haven't got the message yet
was literally about to stake norrkoping fs
>>67703702
>your bet
Didn't realise you could get trademarks put on bets zzzz
NAC
N A C
A
C
>>67703711
messaged ten people, given up
DutchTips surreal y'all
>>67703647
Put a sweaty couple of 10 NOKs on SW at 16ish odds kek. Roaches won't come through though, DC or DNB might be ok.
Taken such a shite Fylkir line ffs
It's a forgetting to back go ahead eagles kinda day
IBT surreal y'all
>not getting on HT
>>67703685
Fair enough, thought it was a Norwegian thing
>>67703749
That's not a very shrewd attitude. Dropped
>>67703738
HUP hope you got on my advised line you utter slug
>>67703837
think i've found myself on a ruse cruise
Forward this message to 10 different boards or you will lose the next large you place
222222222
FENERBAHCE
SURREAL GOAL
Amazing
what a day
>>67703755
Roaches up to 2-2, it's happening!
>>67703837
Just a me thing, The name here is autocompleted when I post.
>kurt
>>67704094
what's he on? Will underdogs tip it?
>>67704126
Rigas -1, ogre
DAC.
Can't stop winning, won't stop winning.
What odds can lI get for the EgyptAir crash being an act of terriorsm?
>>67704126
Rigas -1.5
>le 1 shot on target team
Already down as a loss tbqh
>>67704142
tears baddy!
If Fenerbache scores another and keeps the lead, I'll never call you roaches again, turks.
/bet/ magic pls.
>>67704156
>terriorsm
I'll give you Leicester odds
>>67704165
trading in three "(You)"'s and a rare frog
>>67704215
That's a pretty common one these days
>>67704208
On huge
singbet voided my Odd bets HAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
>>67704286
Post screenshots.
>>67704286
>bookie keeps voiding bets
>keep using them anyway
are you dense?
>>67704286
Should of used 188BET pal.
>>67704304
They were the only ones trading it you bowcat
>>67704301
Fenerbache goal please.
>>67704355
Unibet had it as well you mong
>>67704355
B A B B Y
S T A K E R
D E T E C T E D
>>67704355
If SingBet trades it, 188BET does too, thick head.
Bet365 had it as well.
>>67704342
>should of
tears
>>67704373
pmsl
>>67704384
He fell for it, tears!
>>67704355
Skybet had it you melt
>>67704355
>They were the only ones trading it you bowcat
>the only ones
But that's wrong.
>>67704375
Had 300
>>67704381
Yeah I know, 188 is limited as is 365 you wierdo
Nürnberg 0.0 is the bet of the evening ladmates
>>67704405
The only asian site
On Frankfurt now. Rball a bit misleading, but looking good so far.
>>67704408
>Had 300
Don't hide it then
>>67704408
Should of used 18BET then, mong. SingBet are known to void on "obscure games"
>>67704432
Ahmed please
>>67704438
Imagine being an expert on asian bookies yet still unable to profit on them.
>>67704438
I know they are but my 188 is limited
>>67704435
Ok
>>67704459
Have a positive ROI in Asia actually, though cba.
Need a Göteborg and a roach goal like K E B A B.
T4tw are you interested in buying spare accounts?
>>67704481
no you dont PMSL
>>67704476
>>67704435
>>67704451
Torben PLS.
>>67704476
18BET dot com you spastic, not 188BET. Different companies.
Bad Man Tipster what a J U D G E!
>>67704486
no Euan but I am interested, what have you got?
>kurt
still had 1 shot on target. Utter embarrassments
so PISSED at watching all these great bets go past but not having a pence in the world to bet on it.
Daily reminder there's good money in plumbing.
>>67704482
Damnit le fix wasn't le in. Anyone jumped on DC or draw?
>>67704553
cheers joseph
>>67704573
kek. wonder how he's doing with sugar boy?
>>67704553
There is good money in every single industry if you are good at it.
>>67704517
Got a full set
>>67704604
Priesthood?
>>67704550
what's your PayPal lad? I'll throw a couple quid your way.
tearing up watching enders here
>>67704631
they live for free and get church goers donation money, lel.
>>67704643
peggys a slag
>>67704628
Tell me about your 365. What kinda stuff have you been betting on.
>>67704657
Not funny.
>>67704657
fuck off pat
>>67704669
It's not mine, but World cup and a few accys from what i remember
>>67704631
They make way over 3k/month here and have more or less free housing, a maid and other boni
>>67704673
rickaaaay rickaaaay he's not with it rickaaay
>>67704705
how much you selling it for?
KING
>>67704735
Was hoping to get rid of the set as a unit
>>67704752
pmsl this isnt gumtree mate
Juveguy such a cynic character.
>>67704771
pmsl
BIRD
>>67704771
kek
>>67704771
I'll leave it then thanks
shaking
>>67704844
What's wrong friendo? Did you bet Sevilla surreal corners tip yday?
>>67704875
FUCK OFF ALBANIA,
FUCK OFF ALBANIA,
FUCK OFF ALBANIA,
FUCK OFF ALBANIA .
>>67704875
no because that crap site that gave me the free bet didn't do corner betting
Why does the media always refer to dead Brits as "loving and caring"? I bet some of them are absolute arseholes.
PMSL own goal in the frankfurt game, SO BAD too. think it was RUSS. OH BOY. OHH BOY
>>67704957
because they usually get the description from a friend/family member.
>>67704957
example?
>>67704957
will pmsl when you die
What is he doing right now, lads?
>>67704981
>A very admirable person and a lot of people admired him for his strength and values.
111111
>>67705021
masturbating
>>67705033
Shit, no more pointless.
>>67705021
Booking ANOTHER holiday
>>67705004
>Implying the secret service would allow my death to be publicised
>>67705033
to be fair, your own family wouldn't say you were an unkind and uncaring cunt if you died, even if you were one. possibl exception in jimmy saville.
>>67704957
honestly thought this was a goffpost
>>67705084
Not sure my family could find nice words to describe me.
got a new profile picture for TT. please rate
>>67705021
Spending your money.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10256086
IMPORTANT
>>67704967
Such a horrible own goal, hope Russ kills himself when they eventually get relegated because of it
>>67705118
Took the words out of mouth
>>67705118
>Double-Goffed
>>67705126
>hans was a good boy, he dindu nothin'.
>>67705137
but im not a pseudo who tries to profit from fake fixes
>>67705147
Yeah it was disastrous. Dude got cancer, he might aswell end it early.
>>67705033
>Richard Osman
>>67705220
pointless story tbqh
Would love to sit down for a chat with the original Goffposter.
>>67705214
I mean, IMAGINE getting diagnosed with cancer and then being the one responsible for your teams relegation. He's gonna have some rough days ahead.
>>67705252
What would you ask me?
>>67705171
pmsl, they might lie and say something like "He's had a difficult past but he was trying to get his life back on track"
Fuck off Kurt you Maltese cunt.
>>67705220
>>67705239
i'm sorry, this is a banter-free zone
http://www.strawpoll.me/10256174
http://www.strawpoll.me/10256174
http://www.strawpoll.me/10256174
HUGELY important
>>67705306
>he was going to college. raising money fo dem programs
>KING
Hope Kurt has a stroke tonight, lanky cunt.
>>67705335
>No uni
>>67705396
brit proxy off uni
>>67705332
>could i politely ask you to stop?
Lanky beta cunt
>>67705396
>No Big Al
>No ARP
>No HASS
Would love a pint with Bird desu, he'd be great at scoping out the high street honeys the four eyed prick
>>67705335
Also HUGELY important:
http://www.strawpoll.me/10256248
http://www.strawpoll.me/10256248
http://www.strawpoll.me/10256248
>>67705457
getting tired of your pals. could i politely ask you to stop?
>>67705453
>No Big Al
I didn't think anyone would want to be anywhere near a Norwegian, Newcastle fan, website designer
>No ARP
See 'Nick Goff'
>No HASS
Isn't alcohol haram?
>>67705510
>Isn't alcohol haram?
I wont tell if you won't ;)
>>67705510
kek, many muslims drink it. hardline saudis are known to love johnnie walker black. hypocritical, but there you go.
>>67705457
>No option for £99.99
zzzzzzzzzz did you even do business studies?
Hass/Uni/Jamie tbqh
SHAKING
Heracles game still worth it?
pmsl
Hass/Euan/ARP/BT ould be a MENTAL night out
>>67705595
Pmsl
Spent WHOLE day inside my room only to turn a 340euro profit.
zzzzzzzzz, need to question my life choices tbqh.
>>67705595
pmsl
>>67705612
I hear there's good money in plumbing pal
city slags 22222222222222
>>67705568
I didn't feel like typing out all those extra 9s m8
>>67705595
m a c k e r s
>>67705629
Not in Albania friendo.
>>67705661
Huge money in camwhoring in Albania
Hass SCHOOLING Albania in Asia
Is that Frankfurt fan about?
>>67705681
Albania too busy 'asianconnecting' to profit ANYWHERE pmsl
>>67705725
>Is that Frankfurt fan about?
If you think of me, yes.
>>67705725
Okay buddy. Happy for you and your lotto shit.
pmsl, why do I even bother responding to a greasy dullard mug.
What is a small/medium/large in numbers on tipstertube for you, Hass?
>>67705750
-0.25 is a dece line no?
>>67705764
do you want any chips with that salt pml
>>67705774
Small -1 to 3/10
Medium - 5-6/10
Large - 8/10
>>67705786
Think so. They're not creating too many decent chances though, rball is looking better than they actually play
>>67705836
cheers la
Accept CaanBerry on TT hassan ffs
>>67705856
I have u littl rat
>It's a professor agrees to accept you as their grad student and pay you for 5 years edition
We're all gonna make it lads
/blog
Genk so bad even against 10 men, might aswell lump it on Anderlecht when youre almost getting evens while 1 goal ahead. So frustrated.
>Forgot to place a bet on Frankfurt
ffs
>>67705915
congrats lad
>>67705921
You had enough time tbhwy
>>67705915
i'm proud of you son.
>>67705941
my ADD addled mind can't hack it anymore
>>67705971
I understand, I also just "forgot" to re-back Genk DC
>>67705934
>>67705963
T-thanks :3
>>67705971
>ADD exists
wew
>>67705996
>tfw sporadic >ameribets
feels bad desu
Need a city slags 3rd
Magic pls
Amatori Pescara - Allianz Pazienza San Severo
Spread Live Betting [40:31]
Allianz Pazienza San Severo +11.5
Stake Odds Winnings
€500
1.78
>>67706070
Not happening
Backing unders to hedge
>>67706081
Looking good, cheers!
>>67706221
Proxy off
Anyone watching the Falkirk game?
>>67706081
i'll give it a shot
>>67706221
pmsl
>they don't want the 333333
>>67706355
Who?
>>67706364
slags
Not sure about those cards Hass.
>called Sevilla 3-1 Liverpool
>called Frankfurt 1-1 Nürnberg
on a roll lads
>>67706407
lotto shite is lotto shite
kek, oh dear
FUCKING SLUTS YOU CAN'T PUT THE BALL IN THE NET BUT WANT PAYING THE SAME AS A MAN?!?! GET TA FUCK
>>67706498
>Scotland
>>67706512
AND WHAT OF IT?! A SCOT CARRIES THESE THREADS
Can't find the result of the tip I placed anywhere on the internet, gonna mark it as a win
Falkirk 11111111 when?
>>67706569
jesus christ
>>67706569
>mfw I thought the JustWins tip was for the handball game and SMACKED it
>mfw it's winning
>>67706569
bit sneaky
>>67706579
It's like they don't want to be promoted
Up SUMS today, still feel empty inside. Pattaya canceled, too, although I desperately need to up my dose of vitamin D. Rest of the sked looks mediocre at best, is there anything you got your eyes on?
Down insane.
Night liddos xx
Is Euan ok? Not answering in the group chat concerned for his health.
hup hup
Falkirk 11111111
pmsl, even re-backed at 4.33. Just can not stop winning.
lee clark is going to absolutely DESTROY killie for that defending
Fram u19 now that they're behind?
>>67706663
yes, LARGE. Was a bet from 0-0.
fram fram fram fram fram fram fram fram
>>67706763
so comfy
2 more frams, please.
RED RED RED
>>67706763
>>67706768
red card home team, lel.
>FRAM STILL AT -1.5
according to TT, óttar is coming off 2nd half too. -1.5 looks a LARGE.
>>67706840
It's getting smacked
>>67706840
could only get £85 on PMSL
>>67705059
lel
-1.5 still worth it?
>>67706938
Desperately waiting for -1
>mfw this handball bet is actually winning
lady luck is on my side today
Hi Fram where are the goals
starting to shake a little
fram fram fram fram fram fram fram fram fram fram fram fram fram fram
33333333333333333
>line still -1.5
ffs
need 4 more fram goals like air
>>67707183
>4
oh dear
>>67707183
I like this meme
no 6th goal tbhfam
>>67707202
i don't
>>67707218
Not feeling it
>>67707183
Utter tears
So lads I see these threads on here all the time but never go in. I thought it'd just be a bunch of people betting on the big games but turns out you all bet on tiny matches and seem to know what you're doing.
How much do you all make a week from betting?
>>67707183
kek
>>67707248
about 1k a week personally. Others do better.
>>67707248
What general are you from friendo?
>>67707248
>seem to know what you're doing
It's all /bet/ magic m8.
>>67707262
but will be down 400 or so if fram dont score another pmsl
>>67706081
>>67706081
>>67706081
64-54 FT
WON!
>>67707270
>magic
>Implying I don't sacrifice a virgin to the betting gods every time i place a special
Fram almost as bad as those slags last night zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>>67707248
Lose about 400 a week
Need /bet/ magic to come through with 4444
>>67707248
Average 1k. sometimes get drunk and coked up and waste it though
down insane
There is no possible way there could be another goal in this game.
got a good feeling about this DA
>>67707286
Well done Sergey, maybe in time we can trust you and you will have earned the name jamala
Fram pls
Only on Fram SW from 2:1. Feels really good. Still believe in a 4th goal though.
>>67707355
I've been drunk mostly the whole day pmsl, only just sobering up
Finished my exams so I plan to be fucked from noon tomorrow so am tempted to prestake this game but the odds aren't great at the moment
>>67707388
Okay Jimmy.
>>67707262
>>67707270
>>67707329
>>67707355
So how do you guys even know who to bet on? I would like to think I know a bit about football but win about 1 accumulator a season. Do you do lots of small bets or a few big ones?
>>67707248
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE
E
E
E
E
A
S
E
>>67707439
find a league, research it until you know more about it than bookies, bet on it.
J West guide guy in here?
>>67707439
Ever heard of a running accy? Instead of picking 11 teams a weekend you pick 1 and do it for 11 weeks and boom. Cash money!
>>67707442
I am very sure you are DAC. Let's see your deposits now, tears!
>>67707470
Someone should add it to the OP I always forget to save it.
>>67707470
See I've watched premier league football for 18 years now and never win any bets.
I'm guessing the logic is since it's the biggest league the bookies know everything about it so I should look into a tiny league?
>>67707442
Literally made more than that this month pmsl
DAFC on Fram.
>>67707508
Not really lid, everyone made bank on Sevilla - Liverpool last night.
Hey /bet/ OP here, I made the thread then went out on my tinder date.
What the fuck have I missed??
OI NA ME LUFTA
All today's profit down the drain on some teenage volcano dodgers.
>>67707442
>>67707492
shaking at this interaction
>>67707508
>I'm guessing the logic is since it's the biggest league the bookies know everything about it so I should look into a tiny league?
you've got it mate. Ignore >>67707531, he's a greasy sixth former who doesn't profit over a long run
>>67707548
>I can't spot mainstream value
>>67707548
>he put money on Liverpool
TEARS
>>67707564
literally doesn't exist unless you bet against a hugely popular opinion, pal.
>>67707565
why would I do that?
FFS DOWN SURREAL
pmsl
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
>>67707492
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE
E
E
E
A
S
E
Tears
Rip
>>67707536
Give me (You)s ffs.
What are we betting on, I feel out of the loop.
Not like this, please
>fram
absolute beta country, can't wait till it erupts and all the cunts die.
>>67707627
meta so surreal
>>67707416
yeah same man, finished two days ago. got on your bets earlier drunk though, broke even, not bad fella.
>>67707536
>flirting with girls from tinder
Why do people do this? So you can play some game where the cards are stacked against you? Just stay in /bet/, if that's what you like.
MAGIC
SURREAL
AIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
GOODNIGHT LADS, UP BRAINS
4444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444
I just came
FRAM FRAM FRAM
FRAMMMMMM
FRAM
SENPAI
FRAM
FRAM
SUREALER THAN REAL LIFE
4444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444
>>67707627
>withdrawals to his bank account and debit card instead of Skrill/other form of payment, indicating it is STILL his Bet365 account
>so many withdrawals in a short span of time
>that much profit from ONE bet365 account without getting limited.
Right, sure I believe you buddy! Tears, you might impress a few greasy dullard who never had any interaction with bet365 long term maybe!
Oh my fucking betting God
Uac
haha... .wtb?
DOING LAPS AROUND MY ROOM
Can already see my "new" bet365 getting limited in the near future
>>67707649
>flirting
Fuck off, we're dating. She cooked for me tonight.
Why am I even replying to this mug cunt, fucking hell.
Did the keeper save the penalty? Or dullard missed completely?
So whosgot beach volleyball tips?
Same guy who was asking questions before - do you all browse other websites for tips then or just go off your own knowledge?
Did u guys get on hiddlestone
Albania SO salty tonight pml been a while since I've smelt the sea air
>>67707744
apparently goalie deflected and then caught the rebound, before Fram counter attacked and forced an own goal on other side of pitch. Scenes.
Starting to get worried about Euan desu lads, he might've seriously injured himself after going on a tilt.
>>67707760
both. I tip here and other places, and I leech off other people in 'return', if you will. Plenty of people just leech completely, but rarely profit in the long run due to line movements/human error that comes with trusting other people with your money
>>67707674
why so mad though? you jelly bro? That's only one (1) of my accounts too. I still have 2 others LOL. You /bet/ psuedo shrewdies sure get triggered easily.
Don't worry liddo, I'm sure those slags footy bets will pick up for you soon enough. Have fun with those, while I continue raking in sums off main stream sports and dank accy's!
>>67707821
Okay Jimmy.
Dread to think how much DAC you are from betting over all, PMSL.
>>67707442
>withdrawing thousands
>of Canadian poorman coins
PMSL
come back when you have a strong currency, absolutely sterling boys, absolutely sterling.
>>67707821
Really wish you were kicked out of our commonwealth tbqh
>>67707851
>>67707839
Lol, it's ok don't be mad /bet/ bros. I'll go back to pretending I'm bad at betting so you can feel superior again.
>>67707891
There is NO WAY Bet365 hasn't limited you YET, if you profit that much off one account and make so MANY withdrawals in a short time span.
You are DAC overall, piss off.
Not to mention it is still the account in your name, PMSL.
Need BT/Jamie to show you the door desu
>You can filter leaf
>You can't filter nibbers who reply to leaf
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>>67707948
He's Maple Leaf, isn't he? PMSL.
Can people please select REAL & FAIR odds on pre-game picks. When scrolling through the list of bookies, if 9 out of 10 are 1.70 then don't choose the 1.90 from V-Bet because it's not real odds
>>67707948
Yes you can
>>67707948
git gud at 4chan
Won my first 3 bets, i only post study bets and with GRATE value. FOLLOW ME FOR VALUE BETS IN THE ICELANDIC DIV!!!!
>>67707979
>He doesn't have a VIP V-Bet account
Botafogo resting half their squad after their 2:1 away win over Juazeirense, seeing some value on Juazeirense +, but not sure just how shit Juazeirense are gonna be away.
What's the addict bet
>>67708051
I got on wheelers beach volleyball @3.4
literally no idea what this game is but its live streamed.
>>67708051
Allianza DNB
>>67708050
+1.5 at evens btw
What's the bet? Actually, don't tell me, because I don't have any fucking money.
>>67708139
Waratahs@crusaders
Crusaders -13
>>67708064
coritiba v juventude is gonna have a live stream in 2 mins
>>67708180
nice, wtb though? little bit drunk tbqh famalam.
Some right jokers on here these days
why does no one on tt speak english? is it a scandy zone only or what? havin to decode what everyone is saying with some google translate shit. got guys replacing letters with numbers lol what. absolute scenes. bet only wehn?
>>67708194
Coritiba -1
>>67708266
Miss you bt
tfw dirty south american games starting soon
addict betting begins.
boca juniors itb because
>>67708324
BT is back
>>67702212
>>67708309
managed to get on before the goal. thnx mate
>>67708376
>Tfw 3rd time today I've been too slow to get on a bet
just put a medium on Arsenal Sarandi @3.1 SW
starts at 30 minutes time
>>67708405
I bet on draw @3.25
https://tipstertube.com/profile/tipsxclusive
this nigga on a 12 win streak, is 13 really a cursed number? thinking of getting on his Brazil Cup tip
>>67707925
how mad does this make you on a scale of 1 to 10?
>>67708602
>muh edit skills
zzzzzzz, embarrasing you stupid addict.
Genuinely would only be comfortable meeting up with hass if forced to meet up with a /bet/tor irl for beers, bars, babes.
Is this what they call multiculturalism?
Not sure if juveguy or euan lower on my list. Frog would be good to laugh at and that staff discount at maccies. German would know the best brothels. BT would be friendly but not sure if a good drinking buddy. Leaf no. Ameribets maybe.
Probably see mackers in the 24/7 subway after the club and avoid him.
>>67708602
Weak currency, probably about 25 strong English pound sterling zzzzzzz
>>67708585
Hi guys,
I thought I'd write a post to address something which I noticed is happening more and more, which is people falling victim to hype and following brand new tipsters (without a proven record) or tipsters who just happen to be on a winning streak.
I post only fun bets here and it is shown in my terribly poor record, but even I have managed to win 9 out of the last 11 picks. Does that mean I will go on winning forever? No. Just like all streaks, it comes to an end. And so please don't fall for the hype of these many shouts we see on a daily basis such as "3 out of 3 today ", "won last 5 picks" etc.
It seems that some of the most followed tipsters are those who have the highest yield.... but also the least amount of picks.
This is simply another form of a hot streak over the 20 or 30 picks they have posted. Eventually when those tipsters have made 500 to 1000+ tips, their yield will drop just like everyone else's.
Sort the 'Tipsters' page by 'Followers' and you'll find tipsters who have posted only 40 picks but have a huge 300 person following. Yet there are other tipsters with over 500 picks and 10% yield who have only a handful of followers - it's madness.
If its consistent, long term profits you want, then follow tipsters who have shown themselves to be profitable over a sustained amount of picks... not just those who are hot right now.
There are some great tipsters who seem to be overlooked somewhat, most likely because their yield isn't over 30% or 40%.
But instead of a short term high yield, what they do offer is proven consistent profits over 500+ picks.
>>67708673
How come you're not limited mate?
>>67708611
well, if it makes you feel any better, that account did get limited. they won't let me bet more than a few bucks on anything.
>>67708709
>bucks
actually feel sick lids
>>67708619
>Genuinely would only be comfortable meeting up with hass if forced to meet up with a /bet/tor irl for beers, bars, babes.
>Is this what they call multiculturalism?
Doubt it since Hass seems totally devoid of any asian culture. Seems like a nice guy tho
is this arp? is ARP closed now or is the pass still public
>Be me
>Know nothing about gambling
>Talk the talk, walk the walk
>Open a TT account
>Post random womens and unheard of games
>Mainly post bets after they come in and refuse to void
>Somehow idiots still following me
>Call myself a Gibraltar expert because it has the least info and maybe no one will call me up on it
>Somehow win bets in that league
>Lots of people following me and betting on my tips
>In too deep now
>In way too deep
I want to get off the ride. How do I get off the ride?
>>67708749
turn it private, ask for an outrageous fee
>>67708749
Trip back on Euan.
>>67708773
pmsl
Has he ever been gone for this long? kinda miss the scottish knob
>>67708794
He's on the bucky tonight, the wee waster
>>67708794
Not sure tbqh senpai, need Euan to keep making me money so I can afford a brain transplant in 2035
>>67708794
He's called tip for the weekend. He'll be back at the weekend
>>67708844
more like tears for the weekend
PMSL
>>67708773
tears
>>67708405
just put a small on Arsenal Sarandi @3.1 SW lad
starts in 1430 minutes time
>>67708794
he's out tonight, everyone in his flat finished their exams for the year today, lots of bevs
>>67708874
Oops few too many drinks
>>67708887
the half cokes are on him ;)
>>67708913
dunno why you lids give Euan such a hard time, I've met him irl and he's a decent bloke
>>67708942
It's just patter lid
>>67708619
pmsl, IMAGINE having to get all the rounds in for Juveguy
>>67708991
HAHAH NO
I'd buy a few people a drink here, if they were nice enough to do the same back. Juveguy is the kind of just-turned-18 faggot that doesn't have enough money to buy a round.
>>67708643
>mad that i have more followers than him
Lids, had a great date tonight.
Have another on Saturday..
How you guys doing now betting is over for the day?
Only had time to be on Keko's HW unders pmsl
>>67709295
>now betting is over for the day?
>implying
>>67709304
50/50 correctly priced games are not betting. You're mugging yourself off unless theres SA or NA football with actual value.
Had any dates kraut?
>>67709295
Day just started m8
>>67709393
sorry mate, didnt mean to generalise
>>67708611
last one, just for you ;)
somebody do the math, how much have i made since oct?
>>67709503
PMSL.
Imagine being this dull. Go see a psychiatrist or something.
>>67709503
>>67709538
You two would make a great pair.
Patiently waiting for Euan to tip Fresno handis
>>67709503
Mate people would be happy for you if you didn't come off as a cunt all the time.
What a blooter in the coritiba game
Lel Villages got disqualified from the Open Cup for fielding an ineligible player
>>67709659
What made them ineligible?
>>67709682
He was from a city
>>67709682
They had appeared for another team in one of the previous rounds
Going small o1.5 ht Fresno game
LARGE on Toronto Raptors
>>67709538
>mfw seeing how triggered this little slug got from my posts
>>67709503
shaking with anger. please LEND money
>>67709802
i'll give you about tree fiddy. paypal? you pay the fee though.
>>67709700
kek
I'm rebacking Nashville for a smed
>>67709962
Oh how'd it go lid
You took her out drinking right
Janitor SEETHING
Fuck off just fuck off it's page 8 you fucking cunt, what is your problem seriously? with all the off-topic bullshit all over the first three pages including several unrelated heem threads LITERALLY talking about girls. Stop it.
Penalty
FFS
>>67710160
Such a fraud
Boca goal when
Just browsed the front page of /sp/ I'll do your job for you.
>>67710152
>>67710079
We're being moved to /adv/, lads.
>>>/biz/1257181
>>>/biz/1257181
>>>/biz/1257181
New thread lads.
>>67710210
Good, we can't even have our own community thread here. Look at that degenerate /arse/ thread, how many posts are on the topic of Arsenal? Janny should be deleting all that shit instead of fucking with out late night time.
DOWN
>>67710236
He does it to troll us. Let's move to /biz/ once and for all. If he deleted /biz/ thread, let's report to admin and have him lose his job.
>>67710282
>job
funniest albanian post i've seen.
>>67710342
Why? He does this full time and gets monetary compensation for the hard job he performs, what's wrong friendo?
>>67710370
lad, you know he gets paid in the currency of hot pockets, right?
Is there a single individual on the entire planet who needs to HAVE SEX more urgently than the janitor? Struggling to think of any.
testing
test
H A S S
johnny's being ordered right now. Just text her and she sent me a giggle emoji pmsl
>tfw Albania will never be your father
actual new thread:
>>67711575
>>67711575
>>67711575