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OH DAI MI LUFTA edition
>Eurovision reminiscing editon


Previous thread: >>67617587

>Helpful links
http://pastebin.com/mDAydpyK

>/bet/ wiki
http://slashbetslash.wikia.com/wiki//bet/_Wikia

>FAQ and abbreviations list for those new to /bet/
http://pastebin.com/tPXwjDi6

>Help for gambling addiction/suicide hotlines
http://pastebin.com/SVqUYKbf

>/bet/ approved spreadsheet for tracking your bets
http://www.aussportsbetting.com/tools/betting-tracker-excel

>thread song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQqUTigWKHY
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WILL GRIGG'S ON FIRE
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>>67633321

Jezus, got that shit on repeat. The Belgium girl as well.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rh8rkgoCfLI

^A good hour of commentated ROSSY BOY playing poker. Starts at 17:00, commentators say these guys are “big players from the local casino” pmsl.
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>>67633339
CANNOT get this out of my head
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Euan surreal! Just sent me the 2k for my accounts!
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who else /onjuveguy/

real value bet
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>>67633341
WHATS THE PRESSUREEEE EH EH
YOUUUU WILL GROW
YOUUUU WILL KNOW IN THE END

>tfw no qt Flemish accent gf
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Tories OUT
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>>67633352
NEED OC
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all on warriors tonight?
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>>67633359
honestly the worst tip ive ever seen
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>>67633355
Is this real?
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>>67633383
i''m not one, but i'd rather be a tory than a corbyn cuck.

inb4

>lib dems
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>>67633383
Talking big sense pal
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>>67633421
What's wrong with the lib dems?
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>>67633444
nothing as such, but they're irrelevant as fuck.
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Need ARP to tip Glacis before Euan does
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>>67633499
>no bookies
>no Sastrie
laffin @ u
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>>67633525
You sport a perm and attend an ex-poly. Laughing at you more.
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medium on le mans + 2.5
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>>67633525
Did this happen?
>>67633355
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take red bulls at around 1/2 against chicago fire on wednesday. my personal game of the year desu
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>>67633525
Any sites other than mara?
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>Euan tipping bets that aren't on 365

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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Euan stealing /bet/ tips pmsl and tipping a 7/10 on Mara. Imagine being this desperate.
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what's the tip on Brighton vs Wednesday tonight lids?
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> tfw my bookie doesnt have the euan tip

kill me
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>>67633339
Wigan fan here, have we become a meme?
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>>67633633
Brighton SW, Bong anytime

Or so I've heard
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>>67633600
I don't know about that guy, but Euan's bought my accounts and my wife's son's account in the past
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>about to cash out on the Brage bet
>they concede

JUST
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>>67633651
Just can't get that chant out me head, it's sick
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>>67633671
Funny meme
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angels with more tehlikeli ataks

euan exposed
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>>67633341
>that JUST hair

Pls no.
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>>67633672
Feel sick, I need anderlecht to score another 2 or I'm going for a bath with me toaster
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Fuck off Brage, useless mongs
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Euan should void it,
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happoel akko paying for my front row seats at the NHL game tonight

cheers to whoever tipped it
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>>67633835
All available lines are winning though
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>>67633843
>Bishop dies
>Lightning still fuck you up
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euan SUCH a fraud

my book was offering -3.5 when he tipped it
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>>67633848
*slurp slurp*

Line wasn't available
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>markets will never open
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imagine not being on lemans basket +2.5
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>>67633848
ffs mate, get a life
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sheffield unders NOT looking good so far
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11111111111111
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what's the bet lads? I need some money for early Christmas shopping. Looking for a nice easy dubs to start off my day.
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>>67634122
checked
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Luxton aftertiming again
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ARP SURREAL
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>>67634122
GSW race to 20 @1.52
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>>67633339
YOUR DEFENCE IS TERRIFIED
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pmsl 4-0
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tears at anyone who didn't get on anderlecht u21s
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Cybu absolute JUDGE
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Fuck off brighton
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UP THE WEDNESDAY
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>>67634289
>Cybu absolute JUDGE
Had a break in betting after dreadful yesterday, was in pharmacy to get VIT D and it worked
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What happened in the Anderlecht game and why wasn't I on?
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>>67634358
up sums, taking overs in the watford game now
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>>67634381
not clever
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>>67634381
Fucked it mate
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>>67634358
team was nothing special, waasland team not published, must have been real weak
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>>67634514
>>67634518
>Score 4 in 25 minutes
>Stop
For what purpose
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>>67634573
South Hobart flashbacks desu
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>>67633321
Best girl. Best song.

How we doin lids, been bettin on obscure leagues while watchin the Kasabian'sz.
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>>67634613
kek, overs would have been THE bet
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>>67634381
TEARS
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>>67633525
Are you after accounts or not?
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>>67634689
>A match is 45 minutes
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>>67634704
Add me on FB

>>67634663
Talking big big sense here pal
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>>67634725
I already have you on FB lid
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NEED another Bad Man Tipster bet like AIR

Real shrewdie showing Euan and the rest of our pseudies how's it's done.
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woody ffs
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>>67634721
>tfw over 6.5 goals

what have i done?
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PMSL anyone watching the Brighton game? over 4.5 cards is a large desu
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>>67634768
Tears
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>>67634801
;_;
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What happened with the anderlecht match and will 365 ever settle
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>>67634725
Euan park?
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>reffocs with a better yield than Euan

pmsl
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>>67634933
pretty sure i don't. my stats are skewered though because of my triple reback of mumbai for the lolz that fine day.
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Pmsl at how desperate Euan is for a winner that he has to tip a fake line at 7/10 on marathon. Meanwhile BT and ARP tipped two worldies in Asia and available everywhere else.
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>>67634968
Euan can barely beat 365 pmsl
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Can anyone tip better than me?
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where do i find these tips please
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>>67634968
T4tW I'll void it lads. Please keep your hair on.
an hour ago -

>an hour ago

Tears!
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Euan lad, what's your ROI on Asia? Post Mollybet stats from since you started using it. It seems you can only profit from bubblegum bookmakers, dread to think how you will get by once you run out of these accounts.
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>>67635045
>still hasn't voided it
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just bought a kornerking membership AMA
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>>67635066
>implying i won't keep him floating in them
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>>67635085
Euan doesn't care about making people money. He is solely tipping to boost his ego, there is literally no chance he voids this bet. There's naturally a bit of stat boosting and ego when it comes to tipping but look at someone like flatanon, he doesn't need to constantly try and improve his roi by tipping flimsy bets, he knows he's a good tipster and is appreciated by others. Euan constantly feels the need to big himself up, maybe because he has a perm, maybe because he goes to an ex-poly. He is truly a strange little man, I would love him to prove me wrong and void both bets but it won't happen. He's scared of /bet/ tt, he's scared of BT and maybe, deep down he's a little scared of the person he's become.
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>>67635122
What for? Not like you can bet on his bets, can you?
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>>67635122
Trip up and post every single bet he posts on here.
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T4TW... what a joke huh. Shame there isn't a suave and shrewd top free tipper around the blocks to follow.
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>>67635040
they're all in /bet/ lid.
Here's a large for free.
Sheffield wednesday@5
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4 cards, just 1 more pls x
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>>67634381
What a DIRE tip.
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On -10 Corner Handicap
@2.4
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>>67635264
up so so much
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>>67635264
King x
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>>67635332
fading
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Tbf to euan arp also tipped a 10/10 on mara, both aren't great when it comes to bubblegums
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didn't get enough on :'(

>>67635349
>>67635336
xx
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>>67635397
> implying you tipped this
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>>67635397
MAKE A TT YOU PAKI FRAUD
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NEED sheffield to park the bus here
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DOWN
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I used to think euan was good, been following kekos tips word for word past week and up 1.5k. So fucking easy, pmsl
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>>67635460
I'm not a tipster pmsl

Just keep a spreadsheet my worm friend, and add me to your sheet
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>>67635524
Come on ffs give the people what they want
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>>67635524
>tips bets
>not a tipster
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>>67635574
>>67635585

>Implying I want Big Al to get on the same bets as us
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>>67635585

>filename

jej
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$200 on the sheffield game to finish 1:1
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>>67635630
You can go private
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>>67635680
>200 dollhairs
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cUCKston mainstream judge
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unders pissed in pmsl. can't these mongs judge a game of football? Brighton been dead since half time
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5555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555
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>>67635949
Dat
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>>67635991
>waah please spoonfeed me goo goo
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Wednesday are gonna get smashed in the final.
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Love Arp's tips and I love his banter too, would love to be his mate
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>>67635045
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so so so green today
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>>67636012
tears

don't spend it all at once lid
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>>67636012
Dat
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>>67636012
Praying they pull a palace
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>>67636085
10/10
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>>67636085
Poverty/10
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>>67636085
Bet you live in the yank equivelent of Stoke.

Fucking Flint, MI.
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TEARS AT o5.5 BACKERS! OTTER TEARS IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION!
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>>67636085
Why such a large plate?
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UP £6.58 overall today. What should I spend it on.
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>>67636243
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>>67636253
Literally not placed a bet
Was so close to following dutchtips but >dutchtips
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anybody want to get his free tip?

I dont really want to give him my number though he seems like a massive danger
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>>67636243

Haha their policy is non existent. A woman working for Laddys in a leicester shop last year got robbed and anally raped by 2 guys. Not to mention they have an open counters in tons of shops.
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>>67636243
Struggling to think of a worse job than working in a betting shop.
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>>67636338
Is this the one opposite Pizza Express? I know a few have closed in the city due to violent punters.
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>>67636323
Would not be giving that man my number even if he was paying me.

>>67636338
>open counters
Every single shop up here has inch thick glass over the counter.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rc6dJBA1LOE

Just pms a little at this title
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>>67636405

The one i work across from has an open counter where as Billy Hills are all closed counters apart from maybe 2 i know of. Im working in an open counter shop tomorrow, luckily its a nice area.
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>>67636436
>it's a nice area
KEK, FUCK OFF
F R A U D
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>>67636436
What company do you work for? Got some Qs
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>>67636470
inb4 it's one of the Marathon stores and he's moved just to be +ev
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I will give someone $5 to get steves free pick of the day and record him calling you and post it here
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Been listening to this all day.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKsNfccUTuk
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>>67636558
LOVING this post pal.
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Is Juveguy STILL banned?
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>>67636323

I'm Steve Stevens
I make Gs when I'm sleeping
Some cowards shot me up 'cause they don't wanna see me breathin'
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Ira Losco actually SCARES Hass.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9J7O5BGqPDk

This thickness.
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>>67636558
>367 Days 21 hours 38 mins till I'm UAC from Eurovision 2017
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>>67636558>
>67636624

Why don't You listen to Jamala?
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>>67636484
This is literally one of the most +EV moves a man can make.
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>>67636637
BT here. Anyone up for /bet/ meetup in Kiev 2017?
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>>67636637
This post hurts my feelings.
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>>67636657
I don't know what any of this post means.
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up SUMS today
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>>67636470

William Hill
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>>67636817
ill.
Maybe you can help anyway.
When I go in to Paddy Power, I ask for odds, the sourfaced bitch phones up the trader, confirms the odds from the website, then tells me it is £50 stakes. Both times it has been dodgy games (Malta and Cyprus). Does this mean she knows I'm a shrewdie and tell the trader, or was it just those games and they dont give a shit? Would someone else staking for me get better stakes?
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>>67636667

Yes
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>>67636870
>you
>shrewdie

pmsl
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>>67636667
I think it will be in Moscow by then.
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Barei makes my dick diamonds
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>>67636870
They've got pictures of you and Juveguy behind the counter, under a sign that says '2Shrewd4Us'
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what american book can I use to get on admin tips?
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>>67637042
>admin tips
what? Are you in PGA?
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>>67636870

Every day there will be certain games/horses which are PTL, Meaning each customer is only allowed a certain amount on that specific bet.

Most likely it will be a high profile game like Utd Palace and you'll be allowed a limit of say £100 at 4/5 then if you want any more on the game you will get pushed back and the remainder will be at a worse price. But only if a trader says yes to your request, more often than not the traders say yes.

If you're betting on really obscure teams or markets then more than likely those games/bets/prices wont be in the shop system so we'll have to ring up regardless for a price on whatever bet you want.

If you wanted more money on the games though, you could get someone else to put the same bet on for you or go round all the different shops.

Some customers are what we call PTL all bets. Any single bet they make is referred to a trader. And if you're PTL all bets you might be limited to £10 max @ evs on a certain bet where as a normal customer will be able to have £100 max on it @ evs.

If you start large staking bets in shop regularly you might start to get monitored, meaning the manager will create a log of all your bets showing him all your stakes for that day/week/month as well as profit and loss. If you get logged properly with head office then you will be monitored in all shops in that area and then your bets will be at the discretion of traders as to whether they accept the bet.
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feel like watching an MLB game tonight, which game should i watch and what should i bet
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>>67637064
yes. the membership already paid for itself with the over 4.5 bookings tip desu.
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>>67636667
Get started on the writeup now lid, might actually be finished in time pmsl
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>>67637088
I have a large on Marlins and Dodgers ML
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>that anon never red pilled me on Lidl

Can't stop thinking of what knowledge he was about to drop.
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>>67637069
Cheers lid. I'm sure I'll find out how much they hate me in a few weeks.

>>67637042
cloudbet is a btc book with most 365 games I think
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>>67637100
>the over 4.5 bookings tip
No worries mate
>>67637119
I feel like its misleading to say you have a 'large' on when your max stake is 50 dollars desu
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>>67637119
ok i will watch and bet on the dodgers ml as i've been to one of their games
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>>67637157
oh wait no it starts at 3am
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>>67637109
Pmsl great post
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>>67636870
The delusion of grandeur is incredible
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>>67636315
DELETE THIS
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>>67637247
>this thing happened
>does it mean this
What is your problem?
The reply was one of the most constructive /bet/ posts in months
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>>67637263
kek. love you too lid.
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>>67637269
You're even more clueless than I thought, shops lay fuck all.
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>>67637269
>The reply was one of the most constructive /bet/ posts in months
You've obviously not been around for some of my great tinder advice
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>>67637323
This tbqh
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>>67637323
your advice is shit
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>>67637320
I was laid much more in the past. I wondered if it changed because they didnt like my bets.

>>67637323
Apologies. Most constructive posts related to betting :)
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>>67637393
pmsl don't lie you've never been laid
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>>67637460
:(
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is your left nut bigger or your right nut?
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>>67637479
Euan, how many years have you been betting?
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>>67637531
neither are bigger, right hangs lower though
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>>67637320

Theres one customer who comes in our shop and has £500 bets on BTTS. He's referred to a trader every single time he places a bet and sometimes knocked back or given a worse price. Every single bet he has is laid. he bets on really obscure games as well, definitely think hes betting on fixed games.
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>>67637148
> max stake is like $50
> implying
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>>67637546
Properly for just over a year. Say 1.5. Had an account since I was 18.
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>Euan settling the Glacis bet as a win
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>Every single bet he has is laid
>definitely think hes betting on fixed game

Hahahahahahahahah
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>>67637586
post the games he bets on PLEASE
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>>67637598
how big was your starting roll lid?
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>>67637594
.........2.4 dollars?
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>>67637619
Fuck me, let's not do this Michael Aspel.
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>>67637619
£100
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>>67637323
>You've obviously not been around for some of my great tinder advice
>>67637393
>I was laid much more in the past.
Gotta be honest at first I thought that part was replying to Hass
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>>67637619
And no I didnt do matched betting like some northerner with an IQ of 80 and 3 kids.
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>>67637651
How much have you made?
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>>67637635
Euan is one of our most notable posters lid. It's only right we hear the his story.
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>>67637663
Cringe so much when I hear people say "Apparently its a great way to make money"
NO YOU MONG ITS A GREAT WAY TO GET YOUR ACCOUNT LIMITED AND PROFIT ALMOST FUCK ALL FROM IT COMPARED TO IF YOU SHOW EVEN A MODICUM OF SHREWDNESS
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>>67637688
Calm down senpai
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>>67637678
We've already heard it.
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>>67637613

I've been meaning to for ages but the guy comes in really sporadically and its hard to post at times with a shit connection.
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>>67637688
Slow down brother
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>>67637635
That's an outdated reference m8, are you 40?

>>67637678
Who's playing him in the film?
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>>67637665
Around 50k. Up around 35k since the first of Jan.

>>67637688
Yep. Could sell you accounts for AT LEAST 5x what you make from it

>>67637704
This. I posted a 3 page essay on my life.
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>>67637719
28 pal
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>>67637717
Underrated post
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>>67637745
You're not a nonce are you lid?
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>>67637632
those are bitcoins you mug
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>>67637770
I'd shag a 16 year old.
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>>67637722
is it in the pastebin?
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>>67637788
No. Search the archive for my trip and the word "first account" or something.
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>>67637809
What are you studying lid
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>>67637717
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ffs lads just give me a tip, you keep stealing my gimmicks wheres my return?
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>>67637848
Vekic to beat Sloane 3.2
>>
222222222222222222222222

Euan about to take a long walk with the dog contemplating his life decisions thus far.
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>>67637864
>>67637848
don't really do this btw, just went to in play and picked something random
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HASS
HASS WHERE ARE YOU
I ACTUALLY NEED YOU

Girl told me she's 'free on Thursday'
And I know what that means, we're going out.

HASS, I need your lines, your cockiness, BIRD behaviour or whatever. Where should I take her, how should I take her, when etc HHASSSS
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>>67637891
>Girl told me she's 'free on Thursday'
Need to know the TONE of this lad
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>>67637891
Thursday = thirsty
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>>67637910
The TONE, shit dude i'm like SHAKING at the thought. I sang to her, don't call me names, and she was like dripping wet I can only IMAGINE the state of her pants.

I told her before she has to tell me when she's free so we can go to Paris as the joke and it's been a few days talking, the tone was more like - i like you, i want you to take me out.

Thanks for getting back to me Hass, you're such a good character.
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>>67637722
You only made 15k last year?
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>>67637934
Sounds like you're gonna get to show her your Eiffel Tower lid
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>>67637934
what did u sing?
>>
Thread song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHY14OVk7r0
>>
>1 (one) team letting down your 9 team acca
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>>67637940
Did you get an A* in your A-level maths?
Not including some money I withdrew at Christmas, yes, I guess so.
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Once I had a love and it was with Hass
Soon turned out had a heart of glass
Seemed like the real thing, only to find
Mucho mistrust, love's gone behind
>>
OH GO ON HOME ENGLISH SOLDIERS GO ON HOME
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>>67637969
>he didn't acca edge it

Otter otter
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>>67637952
Coldplay, stfu alright.

>>67637950
HASSAN YOU MADMAN. I'll let you know Thursday Hass
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tfw bulgaryan will never return
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>>67637971
Wasn't a dig, big improvement this year pal well done
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YOUR DEFENCE IS TERRIFIED
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>>67637976
can't get this out of my head desu

>>67637998
>Coldplay, stfu alright.
At least it wasn't Mr Brightside pmsl
Good luck liddo x
>>
Powerranking when? Its been awhile.
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>>67638091
1. Someone
2. Someone else
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>>67638067
cheers pal

think we're going bowling or something hass, then food.
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>>67638091
Power ranking of what? Posts in /bet/? Ok

1. Shrewd tips
2. Shrewd advice

POWERGAP

50. Non shrewd tips

POWERGAP

9001. People giving shit to Euan or defending Euan
90001. Tinderposting
900001. Demands for a powerranking of trips
9000001. Any MetaKnight post
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>>67638144
>Putting Someone else after Someone
>absoluuteldisgusting.jpg

Other than that, spot on
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>>67638173
>900001. Demands for a powerranking of trips
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
no fun allowed
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>>67638173
>no juveguy
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>>67638212
I love that guy.
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>>67638212
He is so obviously a troll and I have no idea why everyone is taking the bait but either way he doesn't warrant a position in my rankings
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>>67638173
Nonce
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>>67638259
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/bet/ how do i cash in on a bunch of mexicans at work. they all seem to have a huge hard on for this match.

monterry vs club america

wat do.
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Just ordered my groceries online to be delivered tomorrow at 9 am

ama
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>>67638363
>getting up before midday
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>>67638427
Had to get a different time as I told the afternoon driver about BT getting on bobby.
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Just got back from Leicester parties and shit. Pretty drunk what should I bet my roll on?
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>>67638773
Leicester to win champions league @12
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Up 4grand for the month only half way through. But still empty inside and horribly sad. Wtf do you do bet, when you've reach consistent money but don't have anything to spend the money on. No friends, no gf, just empty cash. Even the rush from gambling isn't enough anymore
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>>67638933
go and see a different country lad, travel, broaden your horizons and challenge urself xD
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>>67638159
>>67638067
It's planned Hass.
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>>67638933
>Up 4grand for the month only half way through. But still empty inside and horribly sad. Wtf do you do bet, when you've reach consistent money but don't have anything to spend the money on. No friends, no gf, just empty cash. Even the rush from gambling isn't enough anymore
put it into the betmafia fund lid, we work for a greater cause now
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UP so much this week. It'll numb the pain of my exam tomorrow. 100% failing. Pray for me lads.

No its not a level.
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need a marlins hit here like air
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>>67639272
Outside of Eurovision I've had a pretty average week desu. What you been on lad?
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>>67639555
Very large on Eurovision. Some tennis as well. Murray to beat Djoko. Thiem to bear Federer.
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Pray for me lads, been following all the Hass advice and he might even get me laid, get me married, get me kids. Should I name her son Hass as a nod to the JUDGE.
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>>67639631
Put your trip back on Hass
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>>67639637
Pal, I'm talking big sense here.
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3333333333333
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>>67639741
oi ya yank twat, this is me >>67639631
Give me some (You)s
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>>67639790
what an odd post
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>>67639837
;)
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Spent the last two hours making a whole set of new accounts. Every single bookie. Cannot contain my excitement for the next few months ahead.
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>>67640113
Euros are going to be WORLD
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>>67640113
want to buy my 5dimes account? starting the bidding at $50
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>>67640113
How much for and how many did you buy lid
Also how does depositing work, do you use your own card or what
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>>67640113
Excited mate?

Euan, Hass has gone bed give me your shrewd advice. What should I wear to a date that includes a little activity like a games room?
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>>67640192
It is someone I know. Skrill.

>>67640253
I assume by "games room" you mean something like a pool hall. Casual shirt or polo, depends.
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>>67640294
No i mean, 10p machines which are -ev unless you know the right ones to go on. But there's food after at a posh place which is still +ev because it's cheap. Also is it wrong to present a 50% off voucher while on a date, that's TOO shrewd isn't it?
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>>67640113
O F C
F
C
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>>67640423
Just a nice tshirt or polo then or a shirt if the place is v posh. I wouldnt be showing a 50% off in front of a date, no. Unless you said "I got this voucher for this place if you want to go there?" Could trying paying without her seeing and it'll be fine. GL x
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>>67640481
I don't do well in a nice shirt or polo. I want to wear smart work shoes, baige ish chinos, is that okay? With like a blue shirt and maybe a grey jumper.

Is that too dadish?
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>>67640622
clothes literally dont matter, if you are attractive and charismatic you can pull off anything

#truth
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>>67640481
Also would you recommend buying wine? I drink wine, but it's -ev. With my old girlfriends i'd be so tight with stuff like starters and wine.
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>>67640740
>clothes literally dont matter, if you are attractive and charismatic you can pull off anything
What if you're not attractive or charismatic punching above your weight? All i've got is /bet/ gimmicks and she won't laugh when I say nibs
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>>67640622
Sounds a bit much desu.

>>67640743
I think you should be splashing the cash. Bitches love money
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>>67640809
Does it matter if it's a bit too much, I only look nice in smart clothes Euan, i'm a shit casual.

>splashing the cash
Literally SHAKING at the idea of having to pull money out of my 888Sport account to cover this.
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>>67640896
I'm not le /fa/ like Hass but don't dress up pal for a bowling alley
Maybe a pair of smart, slim/skinny fit jeans and an oxford shirt untucked
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>Euan STILL hasn't voided his tip

Embarrassing desu
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Does 188bet count as Asian?
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>>67640896
Yes. Nice fitted shirt.
Good job I have a medium for tomorrow then
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>>67641116
When are you going to bed?
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>>67641026
I'm not /fa/ either but I'd rather look smart than a faggot. I'm not weating slim jeans fucking hell lid i'm not 12. I work, I'm not a penny punting student slug like Juveguy.

>>67641116
Nice fitted collar shirt, no blazer because that's TOO smart. I like you Euan, don't go to Betfair tomorrow.

I'll pay for her dinner with the profits i'll make on your tip.

Has anyone else had experiences with being shrewd to strangers?
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When people stop mentioning him
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>>67641178
Dont mention betting. Say your job is something less degen like professional drug addict or something. Good luck lid.

>>67641116
This very minute.

Night lids x
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>>67641254
>less degen like professional drug addict
Would maybe work out.
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Anywhere I can get more than a fiver on Euan's tip?
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>>67641217
>>67641146
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>>67641340
Look around.
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>>67641654

zzzz have sex
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>>67641975
Hopefully I will.

I'm on at Bwin zzz
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>>67642244

how much did they let you bet?
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What sites do you guys use? US here thinking of using skrill to bet on the nba finals
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>>67643088
use bovada its the best you can deposit easy with a debit card
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simply greener than a forest today lads

if the dodgers comeback it will be the icing on the cake

if euans tip wins I may go party in montreal this weekend
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Need that Aussie who tipped those rugby winners to save me
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>>67645885
Kek. Good work friendo.
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>>67645885
Nitro chat. Not even once
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>>67645885
utter utter
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So many greasy NOKs on euan
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Lads, im off work today.
Anybody up for a £1 challenge.

See how much profit you can make on £1 by the time Liverpool kicks off tonight?
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Who is the best tipster on TT and why is it pic related
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>>67633321
>>67636558
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Thoyght Euan would of made more than 35k desu especially with Leicesters ridiculous odds all season + Spurs. Mental really
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>>67648005
you mean Leicester's correct odds?
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>>67648015

Leicester were only properly priced from early February

They were still 25/1 to win the league at the start of March
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>>67648053
No they weren't you retard
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>>67648061

Yes they fucking were
I put £20 on them on my bday at the start of March for 25/1 on B365
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Only up 30k more than euan this year zzz
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On Negeri
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>there won't be a team as shit as villa next season
Really liked those btts no odds
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>>67648072
Leicester were 4.00 at the start of March you soft cunt. The fact you think there isn't an actual way to check tells me you're retarded too. But please feel free to post this slip.
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Yep, thought not. Scurry off you student slug.
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>>67648072

Go in your settled bets and post the slip then.
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>>67648211
Tell my man
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>>67648211

>anyone ever posting slips on /bet/
EVER
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Euan do you ever bet on mainstream games?
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That guy to never post his Leicester slip @1.005
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Green Gully 2.0 inplay on Skybet and others is insane value and is a MARGE. Got too much on. Heisenberg are wrought with injuries, and to top it off have no senior keeper available. Just waiting for teamsheets for Green Gully to ensure Krouscroissantis or just Boland are starting - which they should be.

info: http://www.cornerflag.com.au/katsakis-admits-ffa-cup-concern-over-depleted-squad/
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>>67648561
andddddddddddddd Green Gully with a full squad out!!
Medium/large imo
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Up mums with carvajal being selected

>aftertipping
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>>67648587

>mfw
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>>67648561
#on, you ok with Hass tips going on the TT?
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>>67633321
>that knee dance she does on the chorus

sweatyman.jpeg
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>>67648614
I will make my own one today but if this is ARP, then feel free I guess
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>>67648597
What odds? He always gets in doesn't he?
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Green Gully's defence is giving too much to Heidelberg ffs

Gully need to get into this game...
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>>67648561
Looks t e z
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Already want out of this Hass tip ffs
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>7/10
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>>67648512
Very very rarely.

>>67648561
Shots when?
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>>67648662
Only one clear chance for Heidelberg despite all these shots

but they have impressed considering who they have out
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http://mixlr.com/ffvradio/
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>>67648674
this could be the only Hass tip I'll be able to post before he makes his own account lid, want to make the most of it
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>>67648634
What's your TT going to be called lid?
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>>67648702
>>67648702
Good Man Tips
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>>67648707
love it
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WILL GRIGG'S ON FIRE
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>7/10

ARP such a slug
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>>67648726
YOUR DEFENCE IS TERRIFIED
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>>67648746
I thought the same when he tipped the slags match but needless to say ARP had the last laugh, let's just wait and see how it goes, would have preferred him tipping -0.25 7/10 or a smaller stake on sw
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>>67648751
NA NA NA NA NA NAAAA NA NA NA NA NA NAAA
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Top scorer (Kroissant) is still on the bench though, only recently back from injury but may come on at this rate.
Still Boland is on and he should really be enough, Gully need to get their finger out
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Slipped ffs
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>>67648770
Had pennies on dnb lego lid
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>>67648770
>andddddddddddddd Green Gully with a full squad out!!

F R A U D
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>>67648784
oi rudeboy, shut up
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>>67648770
down at the game lid Kroissant has massive amounts of strapping on.

doesn't look fit.
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ffs Boland
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>>67648798
welp
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>>67648092
pmsl 94 min goal. better late than never. UAC
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>>67648798
You might need to run onto the pitch and get game called off if it doesn't go to plan pal
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This tip looks fucking wank hass you melt.
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>>67648827
sounds dece according to radio desu
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>>67648827
>pixel punting
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>>67648827
Heisenberg don't have a real striker, I'm not worried

touchwood
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HASSAN'S ON FIRE

YOUR BOOKIE IS TERRIFIED
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>>67648850
He's winning more
More and more and more
He's winning more
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Not staying for the 2nd half bit chilly for me lads, Hass tip gets up. congrats m8.
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>>67648893
FFS lid put a jacket on
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>>67648893
get a grip you fanny
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>>67648893
Aussies SUCH wimps.
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Made a TT but don't see the point desu
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>>67648907
>>67648934
>>67648941
I'm at the game too.

Just saw some bell end in just a t-shirt shivering leaving the ground pmsl
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>>67648974
Pmsl
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PEN SAVED pmsl
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https://tipstertube.com/profile/goodmantips
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>>67648907
>>67648934
>>67648941
I have 0 money on this tip lads I don't need to watch shite game for addicts

>>67648974
I'll come test your chin m8
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>>67649015
>private
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>>67649021
>Wanting MuhammadAli to ruin your lines
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>Suspending for a yellow

HATE this
>>
Tip your fraud Cavaliers bet to start off with your first loss
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My mate genuinely told about this "sick job" he's getting after uni. He told me it involved going to all the matches and doing the stats and odds for games. Pmsl he's gonna be a rball boy, that's why you don't do a degree in media
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>le fraudulent paki man
pmsl
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>>67649067
pmsl
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>Read my bio friend, a good man does not steal he simply borrows

hassan with a steve jobs-sounding quote, kek.
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how to play game without steam?>
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>>67649067
what company lid?
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LE KROISSANT MAN ON
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if it floats, fucks, flies, or drives, lease it. A wise man once told me.
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>>67649103
He didn't say, just said he's working in London. 20k starting.
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>>67649122
>London
>20k
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>>67649130
He said he knows it's not much but he can make the same again on the side gambling with his new knowledge. Not joking, he said this.
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DOWN
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>>67649117
Am I the only one who heard this?
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Green Gully will never score in this lifetime. It literally WILL NOT happen. Sorry lids.
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Can't stop, won't stop opposing /bet/
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>That suspend
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>>67649122
>having to spend time in the expensive shitehole that is London for a measly 20k

PMSL
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>>67649155
was a disallowed penalty lad
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>>67649154
Wins tbqh
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>>67649163
My bet? Minimum void tbqh.
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>>67649172
Ok
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>>67649154
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
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>>67649154
PMSL
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Kroissant surreal
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KROISSANTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
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>>67649154
>inspect element to change £ to €
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>>67649172
haha
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HASS
A
V
E

M
Y

B
A
B
I
E
S
>>
DAC.
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>minimum void tbqh
>minimum void tbqh
>minimum void tbqh
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>>67649154
Oh dear
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>>67649172
>tbqh

Think you was being dishonest famalam
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Didn't realize games were only 65' min logs friends. Heidelberg will nick one goal for sure.
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arp such an overstaking JUDGE
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>>67649208
>for sure

Le Delusional man
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>>67649151
say that again lid.

:^)
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Will aim to have most my tips available in Asia lids

There will be more WORLD card tips too
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>>67649183
He's always bet in Euros even on 365 where it can't be inspect elemented. Willing to bet 100% of my roll that Albania is actually Matt Howard, lives in Malta and would have been alerted about this place in PGA during the whole Joe thing which is around the time 'Albania' popped up.
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>>67649273
You can be my hero baby
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Only got 300 on dnb pmsl doing it wrong, Hass so good
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EUAN WHERE ARE THE GOALS?!?? IM DRIPPING WOTH SWEAT HERE LID.
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>>67649286
Close desu
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>>67649286
THIS
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>>67649303
>footbal games are only 7 minutes long
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limited on willhills after this game pmsl
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2222222222222222

ALBANIAS WIFES GONNA FREAK
>>
HASSSSSSSSSS
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Albania on suicide watch.
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ALBANIA ON SUICIDE WATCH
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who scored the second? cant connect to radio
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>>67649286
Except we know its just a brit on a proxy from his blogabet account
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When will ARP become a featured tipster?
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i'd kiss hassan if i were a woman.

:^)
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>>67649373
Can you open a 365 account in euros from the UK? Don't think it's Howard desu
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Tampines game is gonna be one of those ones were they dominate the entire time, and then it ends in a draw or they lose by one.
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>>67649422
doubles confirm.
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>>67649422
This guy knows. I got on fh as well because evens
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>tampines will NEVER hit the target again

Why even bother desu
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>>67649459
>again
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>>67649474
I'm sure they've hit it in previous games lid.
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ARP > Euan
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What would it take for you guys to pay for tips? My friend does really good tips, seen 40% yield on them and trying to convince him to tip somewhere
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Thinking of cashing out on Euan's """"""tip"""""" desu
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>>67649485
BT has tt, Hass has tt. ARP running of luck
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>>67649514
bt does? what's his username?
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>>67649529
https://tipstertube.com/profile/bt
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DELETE THIS ARP
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Just found out Albania's name is Sergey

Pmsl
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>>67649546
pmsl
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>>67649493
500 tips with avaliable bookies at the time of the tip to see his true ROI

>>67649286
I was only joking but good thinking pal
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>>67649539
hope you enjoy denying follow requests lid ;)
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>>67649535
kek - i searched a few weeks back. thanks lid.
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Whoever runs ARP is a moron
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>>67649514
>>67649529
>>67649535
That isn't me, I'll be setting one up soon though
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>All these follow requests

drop me out
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>>67649569
not one person lid
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>>67649569
why?
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Where are the goals Euan lad? Pls respond.
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>>67649578
charge for the tips lad
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Unotip a fraud?
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>>67649589
Either end of the pitch. At least I think Singapore plays standard rules and pitch layouts
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>>67649579
Yeah but there's one person in particular that you can always tell when it's him and he's as shrewd as Big_Al
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>Glacis settled as a win

PMSL so desperate, the line wasn't even there when the tip was posted. Messaging Big_Al right now.
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>>67649609
Thought you were a student m8? Didn't realise you were a part time comedian too.
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>>67649602
he tipped before me pmsl
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>>67649602
Pretty sure he is stealing tips. I see an ARP tip and one of mine there.
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>>67649615
this one?
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>>67649625
>>67649638
Well not ARP then but an Aussie guy tipped it last night
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>shot off target
>shot off target
>shot off target
zzzzzzz
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>>67649642
:D x
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>>67649621
Anyone got the screenshot of his comment saying he will void it?
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>>67645885
Is it happening?
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Can't stop shooting off target
Won't stop shooting off target
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Goffy talking big sense
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Starting to think Euan isn't the 's league JUDGE' that he believes he is.
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>>67649725
>daily

Pmsl
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>>67649546
How? Delete this immediately!
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one day i will fully understand /bet/ threads
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>>67649733
You're just realising this now?
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>another shot off target
zzzz
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Where are the goals EUAN, you said there would be goals.
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>>67649725
Reminder self-service machines are taking away vital low skilled jobs and should be boycotted by consumers.
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Such a fraud.
>>
warriors to score first.

:^)
>>
>UAFCBroseph wants to follow you

I'm outtie
>>67649764
>>67649762
Pmsl, it's fixed lids
>>
Get on Tampine Rovers race to 7 corners if you have bubblegum bookmaker accounts, liddos.

cheers xx
>>
I. BELIEVE. THAT WE. WILL. shoot on target.
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>>67649758
PMSL
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>>67645885
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>>67649765
this. same for banks - they always tell me to go the machine. it's like they want to lose their job.
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>>67645885
the fix is real.
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>>67645885
this genuinely winning would be great, you could tell them to lump against genuine bets instead of Euan lotto shite, and move the lines
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>bird likes Hass's shout

pmsl
>>
UAFCbroseph wants 10k on Breioablik
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>>67649846
more like a cheeky >muh fiver
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Gonna limit my tips to the telegram group only desu
>>
Not too sure about those tips keko.
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>>67649870
hope you're not letting this one winner get to your head, mate.
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>>67649879
>one winner
when will I get the recognition I deserve
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>>67649889
when you have 500 tips with avaliable bookies at the time of the tip to see your true ROI
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>Underdogs never tipped his worldie
So obviously just hunting for followers with that shout.
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>>67649889
100+ tips and 25%+ yield. Until then your still a pseudo
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Hope Tampines have some big plans for the second half friendos
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>>67649916
they plan on losing.
>>
>More likely to get limited if you only bet on handis because it's the smallest profit for bookies. Better to save your handi bets for better gain than 0.05.

is that shit actually true or is he taking the piss?
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>>67649916
Hope they plan on hitting the target tbqhwy
>>
How come Euan hasn't tipped a dozen of 1.0x odds with 1/10 stakes only to get the longest winning streak on TT to boost his ego? Really baffles me.
>>
ONE SHOT ON TARGET

EUAN SUCH A J U D G E
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>more likely to get limited if you only bet on handis because it's the smallest profit for bookies. Better to save your handi bets for better gain than 0.05.
is this true?
>>
Irtysh Omsk -0.5 at 1.975

Medium/Large. Get on before Lux tips it.
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calm down lads, this Euan tip wins
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>mfw I put a large on the Euan/ARP tip in a double
Life is suffering
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>>67649962
>>67649992
Partly, it probably also indicates you're a bit shrewder than the average plumbing apprentice if you recognise there's a bit more value in asian handis than usual markets
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>>67650015
big money in plumbing lid
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>>67650011
reasoning?
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>>67650011

>7 (SEVEN) draws at home this season

>dubs checked
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>>67650027
Rball rape. Line just dropped.
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This Euan tip. WILL NOT win. I'm on, literally cannot stop losing.
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1.72 for SW. Was 1.975 when I tipped.

VALUE
A
L
U
E
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>>67650057
that's not what value means m8
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>>67650066
It does.
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>>67650056
Can you back Warriors DC and I'll throw you some shekels if it loses
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WHERE ARE THE GOALS EUAN. IM AERIOUS HERE PAL!??!!
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>>67650079
if the odds were correct, bumping them down to lower odds doesn't make the correct odds better value. It just opens up value on the other side.

tiny on Yakutiya
>>
In way too deep on Tampines
>>
Shaking
>>
Ffs Euan can't believe this
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>11 greasy TT members on Euan's tip
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>>67650119
If you take 1.975 and moments after it drops to 1.72 in most solid bookmakers, you got value odd.
Fuck off kid.
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>>67650143
>541 / 24 / 70 / 3
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Going to pretend Tampines scores in the 66th minute, encourage you all to join me.
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>>67650185
Want Warriors goal desu
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>>67649784
>Get on Tampine Rovers race to 7 corners if you have bubblegum bookmaker accounts, liddos.
Tears if you're not on.
>>
1111111111111111111111111111111111111111
>>
11111111111111111111111111111
EUAN SURREAL
>>
EUAN SUCH A JUDGE
>>
11111111111111111111111
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Gonna be down absolutely INSANE. Literally can't win a bet 32 losses in my last 40 bets zzzzzz
>>
goallllllllllllllll
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>>67650250
Post spready
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Goal not on 365?
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>>67650267
Rball guy sleeping, goal been confirmed on Twitter.
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>>67650267
>You in charge of reading the thread
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Only consolidation is rt7 win. t-thanks Albania
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>>67650320
>still hasn't won
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Face down on the floor. Not getting up until I hear the 365 goal sound.
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Can't believe this desu.
>>
>on LARGE
>t4tw is such a good tipper you know this medium is an actual medium with research. And I trust him, I managed to get on at the lines as well.
>>
Head is FIRMLY placed in my hands right now.
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>shot off target
seriously just FUCK OFF
>>
Warriors goal imminent
>>
The lands of Albania
>>
so many warriors attacks.
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>>67650348
Fuck off you PERMa DAC cunt.
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>>67650357
this
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>>67650155
>>67650119
>tiny on Yakutiya
Awwww tears buddy!
Thanks for the money, tears!
>>
euan = fraud
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>It was also a RT7 corners fix

Singapore mafia have had me good this time.
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>>67650372
>games last 52 minutes
>it's losing, therefore it was a bad bet
you know how I know that you're new to gambling, mate?
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>shot off target AGAIN
beyond embarrassing
>>
77777777
>>
>Be a professional football team
>Practice football most days
>Get paid a full-time salary to play football
>Can't shoot on target

I don't understand.
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>>67650394
Post slip.
>>
Hope someone's doing a goal dance
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>>67650414
>>
HOBRO is a bet, available in Asia too
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pmsl sorry for the curse lids. Looks like 33 from 41.
>>
Someone use their bet magic
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>>67650428
Tears.
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>>67650458
>tipping fake odds
i am PMSL
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>>67650458
>Tears
>Shows slip with a bigger loss than his win.

kek, KEK
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>>67650448
cashing in several "(You)"'s for a Tampines goal
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>>67650467
Was 1.975 on bet365 buddy.
>>
Official chase bet? Down 4 figgys fml.
>>
NEED a good amount of added time
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>>67649422
Called it lid
>>
4444444
>>
BT wants a smed on Gümüşhanespor -0.25 at 1.975
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>>67650517
>being proud of this
>>
>>67650507
They could add on 3 months of stoppage times. Tampines still wouldn't win.
>>
>>67650525
>impersonating me
>>
At least you weren't on Lingby Reserves

just can't score
>>
when your phone buzzes but its just telling you that its the end of the game.

kill me
>>
Imagine being a PRO footballer. IMAGINE having twenty efforts at goal. IMAGINE SEVENTEEN of them being off target. I absolutely fucking detest Asians tbqh. Such betas
>>
warriors goal NOW
>>
Fucking hell T4TW you've cost me a dinner with my girlfriend here. Still a good bet, I believe in you.
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>>67650556
game over
>>
Fix guy btfo
Euan btfo
>>
had 40% of my roll on tampines. after losing big on the dodgers overnight. what do i do now
>>
Oh dear oh dear
>>
Down life
>>
Should have cashed out at half time lids, it was obvious where it was going.
>>
41 bets. 33 losses. 100% thinking about killing myself lads.
>>
>>67650548
I'm on both. Tears!
>>
>>67650458
gone a little quiet over there, buddy ;)
>>
Stumbling through town bumping in to everyone because my eyes are completely gone and I can't feel my feet.
>>
>>67650575
might join you tbqf
>>
Euan's official lost it, he can't take the pressure anymore
>>
>>67650581
g-g-g-g-games a-a-a-ren't j-j-j-j-just s-s-s-s-seventy m-m-m-m-minutes i-i-i-i-idiot
>>
>>67650583
Pls stumble onto a motorway x
>>
Euan, hey i'm here from last night. I put my date money on this, i'm literally going to have to take her to McDonalds now and use my free Big Macs from monopoly, hope you're happy.
>>
>>67650575
Euan is always buying accounts
>>
>>67650583
You owe me 750 quid
>>
at least Hass will win again, right lads?
>>
OFFICIAL CHASE BET

Tomsk game o3.5
>>
Large staking u0.5 in the Lyngby game
>>
Surprised Albania hasn't commented yet.
>>
Down insane. Going out. Bye lids xx
>>
>>67650635
oh dear oh dear
>>
>>67650709
I was on the win desu wanted some magic
>>
Albania HUP
>>
>>67650581
>>67650689
>>67650594
Cheers friend.


Posted from my iPhone
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>>67650773
forgot to ask for a /bet/ dump
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>>67650768
You know as well as me that it wasn't a good bet. Rball punt just before half tim, after which it evened up, PMSL. We can all win 50% of the time, friend.
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>>67650802
Okay Jimmy. Gonna beg your mom for another fiver today? I am sure you'll win big this time!

Posted from my iPhone
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>>67650797
>>
BT wants a small on Kait-Sport +2, line gone too far
>>
WILL GRIGG'S ON FIRE
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one year today
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Down SO SO SO much from Euan's lottoe shite
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>>67650899
ARP SO slow, line has gone but +1.75 still wins
>>
BT SURREAL
>>
>>67650944

What did /bet/ bet on?
>>
>>67650826
such a deluded little wetwipe. £5 is 0.015% of my current roll, which I use as a 'tiny' (as advised). Your bankroll management is questionable when you're putting 20% of your roll on pixel slaving, PMSL. Slugs like you never profit in the long run, SALIVATING at the thought of you being on the other side when you next make the wrong pixel punt against an actual shrewdie like myself
>>
>>67651013
Nothing
>>
ffs ARP
>>
>>67650899
BT making Euan look like a sixth former again pmsl
>>
BT

S U P R E M E

Covered my losses from Euans lotto shite.
>>
>>67651020
Okay Jimmy, relax now. Maybe your next accumulator can win you BIG!
>>
Need Georgia women tipped on ARP
>>
>>67651035
>>67650993
cant believe I didnt publish this on time ffs

>>67651053
why?
>>
>>67651053
no good lines
>>
>>67651060
Pmsl have sex
>>
>>67651084

B A N T E R
>>
>>67651045
ffs Albania, so BORING

>>67651084
post us a pic, lad ;)
>>
>>67651060
-1.5 is fine and wins
>>
Viborg are playing with kids SURELY they'll fatigue
>>
https://tipstertube.com/profile/nonos37gr
I'm fairly sure he had warriors 7-9 7/10 like 3 time yesterday but still on a 14 streak and removed them from his page. can anyone confirm
>>
>>67651109
>kids
>fatigue

weew
>>
ARP so slow zzz
>>
>>67651120
Head is well and truly gone
>>
ARP beyond clueless, ignoring good bets in favour of lotto shite tipped by Pakis and greasy sixth formers with no concept of value zzzzzzzz
>>
>>67651123
too busy 'bantering' with the TT lot
>>
>>67651136
Hass bet was a good bet to be fair, no excuses for missing these two though, could be edging towards IBT's roi ffs pmsl
>>
reback georgia women, arp this
>>
>>67651136
>too busy posting winning tips
>>
>>67651123
>>67651136
>>67651123
ffs lad I asked for and needed at least a little reasoning, could've been a tez pixel punt and I wouldn't have known any better
>>
rip all >Euan followers
i truly feel sorry for your lots
>>
>>67650944
Stop this
>>
>>67651155
This
>>
>>67651159
>could of been a pixel punt
>posts pixel punts
>>
seems like a danger tbqh
>>
HASS SUPREME
>>
HOBORG

NEVER IN DOUBT
>>
HASS BRINGING THE SASSSSSS
>>
>>67651109
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
>>
ARP confirmed run by idiots. The fuck is that reback? Poor value.
>>
>>67651203
far too late
>>
>>67651181
>could of

feel ill
>>
>0 (ZERO) shots since goal
>>
>>67651181
at least I usually know that they're pixel punts so I can stake accordingly

>>67651203
just peer pressure doing its work lad

>>67651181
>could of
>>
I am new here and I am curious why any of you bother betting? You surely do not win any money over time no?
>>
@67651229
@67651246
Thanks for the (you)s
>>
>>67651266
No it's just fun and we're all addicted
>>
>>67651266
up 10k in a year. hard to not be addicted though and can see myself losing it all fast.
>>
>>67651266
up 50k this year
>>
>>67651291
Jesus.. Thats pounds too I assume.

>>67651275
>>67651291
Being serious for a moment... I remember seeing brain scans of betting addicts during a win and it activate the same pathways as opiod addicts. Be careful! No one wants you on the street.

ENJOY though lol!
>>
>>67651266
personally make about £35k a year doing this full time with a little shrewdness (but not enough)
>>
>>67651266
Up 57k so far this year
>>
>>67651317
Hows the stress though? You must be a special person to endure high stakes betting.
>>
>>67651349
BR size?
>>
Insane numbers lads. You must have a special talent with numbers and balls.
>>
>>67651351
What do you perceive as being stressful about it?
>>
>>67651351
>50k
>high stakes
You only need to stake about 200 per bet to make they mate
>>
>>67651351
get used to it
>>
>>67651385
Still a large br is needed for a beginner
>>
>>67651351
One of the least stressful 'jobs' tbqh, your stakes go up as your bankroll does so you get used to betting larger stakes progressively. Not much stress in it when you know you can profit over the long-term.
>>
>>67651266
I made 8k in April alone, but I have absolutely HORRIBLE bankroll management. In fact I'm down for this month pmsl

FATIGUE
A
T
I
G
U
E

Tempted to back another goal
>>
>>67651421
Disagree, bad days are still stressful, it's never nice losing four figures and feeling you can't win a bet. I agree that accepting you will make money long term is important.
>>
>>67651421
Fair play. I have about 20k in my bank account. Recent criminal history (drugs) and would love to do what you do while I study again. Can anyone recommend some books? I am going to be doing jail.
>>
All these penny punters lying about their rolls pmsl
>>
>>67651466
K E L O N G
I
N
G
S
>>
>>67651466
reported to the gardai.
>>
>>67651482
There's always one seether
>>
>>67651487
Legal work money mate and the gook doesnt have an office.
>>
Georgia aint scoring
>>
>>67651171
haha
>>
BT SURREAL

UP INSANE
>>
>>
>>67651754
is it on 365?
>>
>>67651754
Can't see this on 365
>>
>>67651754
>not on 365

D R O P P E D
>>
>>67651735
Top man, Euan could learn some things from him
>>
>>67651754
I don't think it's on 365
>>
>>67651754
struggling to find this on 365
>>
>>67651774
Cant find it on PP either
>>
Jesus you betters cant read
>>
MACKERS
>>
>>67651754
>making up matches, lineups, streams and bets

impressive tbqh
>>
>>67651816
eyes gone
>>
>713 replies
>>
>>67651754

m8 do you know if it's on 365???
>>
>>67651754
Is it under more soccer on 365. Really can't see it?
>>
>>67651765
>>67651774
>>67651781
>>67651784
>>67651805
>>67651809
>>67651877
>>67651893
Duller than a Euan post
>>
>>67651898
thanks for the (you)s
>>
>>67651898
zzzzzzz dullard
>>
>>67651906
http://revisionworld.com/a2-level-level-revision/sociology-level-revision
>>
>>67651898
Stop having banter without me!
>>
>>67651919
pmsl
>>
>Delhi losing

can't believe i fell for the cricket mafia bet
>>
>>67651930
>repeating the same thing several times
>banter

Take off your oversized cap, change from your coloured trainers into something more appropriate for your age, turn off the 'grime' music, take down that refugees welcome poster, delete your facebook statuses about the 'nasty Tories', unlike the Lad Bible, stop voting Green and, most importantly, have sex now.
>>
>>67651938
v low scoring conditions it seems tho. not totally out of it
>>
>>67651969
thanks, reffocs, are you planning on rebacking like last time?
>>
>>67651955

Fantastic post.
>>
Just had to change my theme from Tomorrow because the black screen was reflecting back someone with a horrific haircut. Today cant get much worse.
>>
>>67651955
Applauding this.
>>
>>67651980

don't get the joke. i'm not reffocs just watching the game (and backed delhi u139 runs)
>>
>>67651955
pmsl
>>
>>67651992
Surely it's better than the perm lid?
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>>67651955

pmsl lid nice doubles
>>
Did Pennant play today?
>>
>>67652071
Yes
>>
>>67652074
Beyond furious.
>>
>>67651955
>coloured trainers
gets me every time
>>
>>67651992
That's what you get for 45% off.

Haven't checked the lines but bromma will score at least 2 more
>>
SLAGS SUCH A SLAG TENNIS JUDGE
Just got back from my morning exam and afternoon gym sesh lids and i see that slags more than made up for my losses from euan
>>
To explain to you all something here.if you followed me so far and i play the same as i would have earnings 2170 euros and paid 5 euros per month.whats the difference? Good luck
>>
>>67652004
oh, he just got everyone on /bet/ to back mumbai and kept calling for a reback until they ended up failing miserably
>>
>>67652122
>>
>>67651113
>>
Or maybe a small on FH handi
>>
Druzhba goal WHEN?
>>
TorasAngel any good?
>>
4+ goal winning margin for united or over 2.5 the bet?
>>
>>67652222
lotto shite. stack gainers 2nd account, look what happened to his first.
>>
>>67652256
nibs
>>
>>67652256
pmsl
>>
>>67652222
no
>>
>>67652256
They'll put out a shit team, might get on unders
>>
>reffocs

pmsl
>>
Sat here in shock. Tipping Point SUCH a tez show.
>>
>cricket games are only 10 overs long
zzzzzz

new thread when?
>>
>>67652307
hi richard.
>>
I'm not reffocs but this is just a friendly reminder that being bowled out isn't a big deal in T20, it is in test cricket, in T20 batters take more risks, that's why theres more 4s and 6s. It only matters in T20 if your later batters can't hit a football.
>>
ARP SO SO lucky
>>
>>67651053
HUP
>>
>>67652366
>>67652366
>>67652366
>>67652366
>>67652366
new
>>
>he bets @9.5

gonna follow it, looks too good to be true
>>
Gumushanespor -0.25 WON
Irtysh SW WON
RT7 Tampines WON
Heidelberg 0 LOST

3/4 today lids. Cheers xx
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