bankruptcy when?
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bankruptcy when?
the hell?
Is he getting a bj with the haircut or what?
>>67652417
Probably never.
isn't that the guy that is fighting McGregor in Wrestlemanina?
>$1k dollar cut
>wearing caps
Isn't he bald?
>>67652417
>Making 7 figures monthly without moving a finger, just further proves that I've made brilliant investments and decisions that allow me to walk away from the ring, comfortably. I'm proud to be a King.
>>67652417
how happy is that hairdresser though
His barber owns this place:
http://www.icedoutbarbershop.com/
I guess she probably goes to his house? That's probably worth a hundred or so.
BOSS. TEAM MONEY. JELLY POORFAGS ITT
>female barbers
not even once
>>67652587
>not shaving your own head with buzz clippers
what's it like being a woman?
>>67652521
>1.000 dowlahs for a scalp scrape
Lads, I can't ever explain to my barber what I want. I say different stuff, but he always give me the exact same cut.
>>67652587
What are you gay? I always go to female barbers and make the qts shampoo my greasy hair before the cut. I fap furiously afterwards
>>67652587
I get my hair cut by some gorgeous 50 year old mexican milf since I was 6, 22 now.
Always wonder what she looked like when she was in her 20s.
>not going to the local $20 barber who gives you a beer and plays hip records and having great bro banter with everyone in the shop
Holy shit this board is full of faggots.
>>67652479
The hats be worth 10k tho
>>67652615
>>67652643
>tfw you smell her perfume and she knows if she wants a good tip she better show some fucking cleavage
>>67652647
>missing an opportunity where a woman HAS to touch you
Mayweather literally makes tens of thousands a day in interest
>>67652647
if you go to a hairdresser you're not a man, calling the fag a barber doesn't change it.
>>67652746
I suppose if youre that desperate for human contact, go right ahead. I'd rather chill with my barber bro.
![QT-Barber-Shop[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/xHGgKp5.jpg "QT-Barber-Shop[1].jpg")
>that'll be $20 plus $980 tip
>>67652778
What do you mean? I should be cutting my own hair?
>>67652791
>charged $10
always give a 50% tip desu
>>67652791
Most likely the scenario
He probably tips like 1000 bucks cause nigger rich
>actually believing this
>literally 0 evidence to back up this ridiculous claim other then what his hairdressers word
Floyd probably paid her $1000 to say that, its more bs to go along with his money persona he is just trying to stay relevant until his last fight
do you guys prefer female or male cutting your hair
>$1000 to not have hair
>be black
>tfw Black barbershops
Holy fuck is /sp/ missing out on what is undoubtedly the GOAT kind of barbershop.
>>67653073
White people have jobs so we can't sit around a barbershop all day
>>67653085
10/10 tip top banter la
>>67652417
I want that job
>>67653073
I'm not trying to spend an hour watching some nigger smoke a blunt mid cut and talk on the phone the rest of the haircut then finally call me after having made an appointment
>>67652647
I only pay 10 bucks where I go
>>67653073
I went to a black barber once and said I needed a trim. Inhave relatively short hair that a comb over much like Don Draper style.
He legit said he didn't know how to use scissors and asked if I just wanted a fade
Being a beta I said sure and looked like a dumbass wigger for like a month
>>67653142
I kek'd
Thanks anon
>>67652417
>tfw my (not bald) haircut is 4,44 eur, 6 with tip
but if i could get 50 mil dollars for getting beated up like this guy I would
>>67653073
>>67652647
This. Too many /sp/ergs on this board.
>>67653140
I get it for free going to the local community college amd letting the beauty school students cut it for their class
>>67653185
>>67652613
>tipping hair cutters
Is this some /sp/ meme or have i entered hell
>>67652924
A quality manly barber shop is the best.
Men do better at hands on skills like cooking, killing, fighting, manual labor, art
>>67652686
tfw she pushes her abdomen against your arm while cutting your hair
>>67653232
mate my paki barber charges £8 for a half an hour cut, I usually give him 12, and even that doesn't seem like enough
>>67653232
>being from a poor country where people are too stingy to tip
>not setting aside $0.10 every year to contribute to the president's national tip
wew la
>>67653243
milfguy here
She does that all the time
she's pretty short so she has to lean over so I can usually get a nice shot of cleavage as well
she's smells pretty too desu
last time I got a haircut she caressed my ear when she was working on the opposite side of my head
:^)
>>67652613
reddit.com/r/malehairadvice/
>>67653312
>>67653351
It's super gay won't argue but /fa/ just made fun of me when I asked for advice.
The homosexuals of Reddit were very helpful and gave good advice and upvotes.
Do you retards seriously not know that Puerto Ricans cut hair the best?
>>67653444
I don't live in Jew York.
>>67653450
I don't either I live in Florida. The Hispanics are basically the majority
>>67653444
there aren't any in my area
>>67653108
Are you from DETROIT too? My nigga!
>>67652924
>mfw my bro barber of 27 years died of a heart attack and I lost all my haircut records
>>67653073
"They sell drugs outta barber shops, you realize this" - Paul Mooney to white people
>>67653217
>How to look like a faggot
>>67654240
reminder that mooney brainwashed chapelle into hating white people and radicalized him against hollywood
>>67652647
>not going to a based asian small buisness man who only charges 7 dollars and cuts better then 'professional' chain places
>>67654266
IT WAS MOONEY!!!!!
Why do so many yanks think it's gay to have hair longer than 1 inch
>>67654266
Well Hollywood is full of shit
>>67652924
male 4 the bantz
>>67652647
I'll take "things that never happened" for $100
>>67654334
Yes
These faggots will say no but most guys look at longer hair as fruity or if you spend mire than 5 minutes to comb your hair and get ready.
>>67654374
I asked why you retard
>>67653073
>>67653175
>living in a place where black barbershops exist
Bravo, Americans.
>>67654366
My barber that just died refused to cut black people's hair and would tell them he "didn't have the right equipment" to cut their hair.
Also it turned out someone had put a hidden camera in his bathroom but that's another story.
RIP Mel
>>67652417
There's a reason the phrase "nigger rich" exists.
>>67654384
Men are meant to have short hair so it can't be grabbed in battle, faggots and women have long hair so they can be controlled.
Know your history
>>67652417
1000 bucks for a haircut
NIGGA YOU AIN'T GOT NO HAIR!
>>67654451
This is wrong tho
>actually nigger rich
>>67654609
It's not though
>>67653306
>Hardworking illegal Mexican has to cut this fat spergs hair to not get deported
>has to deal with his sexual harassment
Kys
>>67652417
A black boxer going bankrupt? As if!
When is the relevant boxing match again?
>>67654702
Never
>>67654702
1992
>$10 crew cut
>pays a grand for it
>>67654240
They sell drugs out of every business.
>>67652417
Do you even know how rich the guy is? He's made hundreds of millions from endorsements and fights
>>67653073
>Be white
>Grew up in a very poor, black neighborhood near Chicago
>Only barbershop in town was a Black Barbershop
>mfw
At least it makes getting a haircut mildly enjoyable. The banter in there was always amazing
>>67655081
How much did it he give in restoration towards his beaten up wife?
>American justice system
>>67654666
Yes it is
>>67655139
Pays more for haircuts than child support
>I takes care of muh chillen
>>67652647
let me guess, the owner is a ex military moron who thinks he should run for mayor too?
>>67654334
i don't know. i've heard guys talking about needing a haircut "badly" when their hair was so short i could see their scalp.
>>67655153
Not it's not
>>67655223
Morons
>>67655229
Look it up
>>67655285
You look it up
>>67655321
I already did thats why I told you you were wrong
I don't know how smart black people are but aren't these things usually just elaborate business scams?
>>67652417
probably never. he's not that stupid m8, may seem like it. But he's not. He's money smart.
My guess is as rich as he is, he's got some of the best financial advisers money can buy. He's has to have good investments. Even his own company is racking in the dosh
>>67653073
>tfw i started going to an old man barbershop
The one run by the young guys suck because they're a bunch of wannabe thugs that interpret everything i say as light ceaser and the old men have the best banter with the other old guys who come in to get their haircut
>>67655222
You're from the Inland Empire aren't you? Like say.. Ontario.
>>67654334
honestly i had a girl pull my hair during sex and i didnt like it so i keep it short
i assume hes really buying weed or something and gets a haircut
>>67652791
he may get to waste thousands of dollars on shaving his head but he will never have the pleasure of reading goosebumps
>not having a short filipino cut your hair
i mean i guess he has history with that whole country, but those flips are the best at cutting hair.
>>67653312
I don't know what shape my face is. Even if I did, I don't think I could explain it. I think I need specific lengths for each part of my hair. My barber is from Cuba, and doesn't speak English all that well.
And I don't want to look like a homo by having pictures of dudes on my phone that I have to show him.
>>67656195
>caesar
Its called a taper mfer
>>67653217
i wish i wasnt a nigger so that i could have haircuts like that
>>67659233
god made you a nigger because you have bad taste.
>>67652417
dindus don't know how to not spend money. that's why they get praised when they aren't bankrupt when they get old
>>67653351
this holy shit fuck off /fa/ just get a haircut that you like and stfu
>>67658619
They learn their shit from black people though.
As someone from a place with a lot of filipino barbers I can confirm this.
What a dumb nigger. Can't wait til they find him face down in a ditch from a crack overdose.
>>67659133
Thats what everyone been calling it since i was a kid so ill continue to say it
>not getting your hair cut in the gay neighborhood by flaming homosexuals
They literally are men that like men, they're going to know how to make a guy's hair look good. You'd have to be a faggot to be scared enough to not get your hair cut by gays btw
>>67659523
>instead of getting titties rubbing on your shoulder you get cock m balls rubbed on your elbow
I dunno you do have a good point
>not getting a cut at the asian strip mall where they charge $8 with no tip
>>67653073
Black barbershops have absolute GOAT banter and atmosphere. I have my /pol/tard moments, but even this i'll have to admit.
>>67653217
damn that's my haircut senpai honestly many more girls have come up to me since I've gotten it.
>>67662046
Proof
>>67652647
hair like a chinese man
>>67662111
it not be your hair for long with that hairline bubba
>>67653312
wtf is this shit...where a re the african american styles. fuck you racist bastards
>>67656270
not him, but moreno valley here
>>67652460
shut the fuck up you stupid fucking nigger
When I went to freedumbland a couple of years back I needed a haircut. I remember it being absurdly cheap (like $8, a haircut here would be like $20) and just thinking that was awesome.
It was only later I realised you are supposed to tip fucking barbers. Honestly what that the fuck Ameritips? I feel bad about it in hindsight because that is her livelihood but how can you honesty defend your shitty tipping "culture"? Why not just set the payment rate at the appropriate level? Would you allow customers at a retail store to pick the price for the product they purchase? I don't see how paying for services is any different
>>67663926
if you're never going to get another haircut from them it doesn't matter.
Also, haircuts cost 20 dollarydoos there?
>>67664053
>if you're never going to get another haircut from them it doesn't matter
yeah but thats not really the point. She needs to earn a certain amount to make a living and I just don't see the point in undervaluing your services and then relying on the charity of your customers to make up the balance.
>Also, haircuts cost 20 dollarydoos there
everything costs a gorillion dollars here
>>67664165
for me it's typically a 20
>>67664165
>everything costs a gorillion dollars here
you should get your haircuts in st albans or any other place with lots of asians
>>67652647
The only faggot here is you, faggot.
>>67652495
lel he invests in some corny ass apps who pander to celebs thinking it'll help the app get popular.
He thinks he's some savvy businessman and it's hilariously cringeworthy.
>>67654667
rude
>>67653073
If you have a black barbershop within 20 miles of you, it's time to consider moving.
>>67653312
I'm impressed someone was able to make this with dicks in his mouth and ass at the same time
>tfw free $200 haircuts once a month because my gf is a stylist
She uses straight razors and fire and shit, they don't even call it getting a haircut they call it velociraptoring or some shit I don't know it's fucking below the wall speak and I don't understand half of it but goddamn are her and those other bitches good at what they do. She trims my nose hairs for me too, wew lad that first booger picking after you got your nose hairs all cut out, feels good man.
>>67665524
Velaterapia? I've seen that stuff before here in salons in Manhattan, it's Brazilian. You got a big bunda BR gf anon?
>>67665796
Yep.
>>67652647
>who gives you a beer
how the fuck do you drink a beer when your hair is being cut.
You'd get hair in it
>>67652484
he shaves his head
Seriously, why are niggers so bad with money?
>live in a shithole
>spend welfare check on rims and gold fronts
>>67652791
he's just trying to make up for all the niggers that don't tip
The Money Team has nothing to do with money, it's the way you live, it's the way you feel. If you a millionaire or a hundredaire but feel rich, you're with the money team. If you have no money at all but rich in your heart, you're with The Money Team
>>67668479
Migos are pretty responsible with their donations
Thoughts?
>>67652643
>>67652686
>>67653243
>>67653306
is this the closest you autists have gotten to a woman? holy shit im in tears
>>67652746
>>67668739
if you're a bottom I'll date you
>>67668739
faggot with the same faggot haircut that every faggot has
>>67668798
Let's see your bowl cut than
Just moves to south florida (from jersey originally ) and I have no idea where to get a haircut .... Any /sp/artans from here recommend any place ? I don't wanna go on /fa/
>>67668893
Playerz or Freshman Barbershop
>>67668954
Are any of those ghetto ? I'm white so I don't wanna go into a black place
>>67668986
No they're hispanic. Freshman Barbershop is newer if you prefer a nicer looking place.
>>67669026
Okay thanks man I'll go into one soon. My hair is reaching autism length.
>>67669054
good luck anon
>>67654414
>Austria
>trying to get in on the black vs white thing
You don't fit in, just stop.
>>67652417
that's probably his way of laundering money
meanwhile ufc champs fight for 48k
>>67654451
>battle
Where on the battle of Hastings did you fight m8?
>>67668739
Look like a literal fuckboy. Show us that cute bod, twink.
>>67663296
Why are you so bald.
>>67668732
Migos also use the same gold chains, watches and glasses. Probably just to sell the rap image. Also, they're not signed to any jewish owners.
>>67655721
What? haircuts?
Those dastardly barbers with their elaborate business scams of charging people for cutting their hair. Bastards.
>>67652778
He literally doesn't. He's tweeted out pictures of his checking account at his local bank and he keeps all of his fight earnings in a lone checking account.
>>67653073
> He doesn't get his hair styled by Dominicans
>>67665524
Nigga you get yo man weave free?
>>67673929
black people hair is just disgusting
>>67673978
>blackfolkproblems
Maybe it's the moldy hair that gives them their enchanting musk
>>67652615
>>67653243
>>67653306
I used to go to a female barber (barbera? stylist? the fuck do you call them?). I was in the military and was too lazy to get my own hair cut, so I'd go in and have her buzz and then shave my head. Afterwards, she'd give me a scalp message (never asked for that part), so I always tipped her well.
Then I went to go pick up some barracks buddies who get drunk and broke at the local strip club, and guess who I see working the pole? I always wondered where she learned to handle a head so well.
>>67674024
>she'd give me a scalp message
>tfw my gf's mom is making my hair
>tfw she gives me gently massages every time
>tfw she's a 9/10 milf
>tfw I imagine her when I fuck my gf
If only she knew my feelings. Maybe she even knows. She showed me pictures from holiday when we were alone for few minutes and there was a pic where she laying down topless and she only smiled at me and said upss. Maybe she wants my dick too.
>>67674237
do it
>>67652647
>lying in a Mongolian crochet board
I spend $50 a month getting my hair cut by a young chinese guy who has cool hair, we don't know each others name but we exchange basic pleasantries. Once he gave me a shave for free.
>tfw latino
>every haircut looks bad in me
Why live
>>67655223
my father is like that, it's insane
>Be me
>Live in New Jersey
>Getting a haircut is like straight out of a stereotypical mafia movie scene
>All Italian-American old guys bringing the bantz
>One guy running bookkeeping in the back corner
>Walk in and it's all 'Eeeeeyyyy lookat dis guy ova 'eere!"
>$15 cut, always give him a $20
>"Ay, tell your fadda I said hello."
I love it.
>>67668732
>$1000
>wearing 10k+ worth of JEWlary
wew
>tfw middle aged gay man who I've known for a decade and is a family friend cuts my hair with amazing ability and craftsmanship while we have 10/10 banter
He usually doesn't even charge me even though his rate is 20 a cut
>>67653217
every faggot here has that haircut
it's fucking ridiculous
