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WTB lids?
>>67617655
Angels Over 7.5 lad I'm on a hot streak right now
>>67617655
>>67617655
Boca Juniors
Bethlehem unders fucked. That's 32 losses from 38. Literally CANNOT win a bet zzzzz
>>67617885
Not looked but Boca surely playing ressies?
Putting my wifes boyfriends Porshe on Whitecaps o5.5
>>67618330
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA THAT PENALTY
>>67618330
>missed pen
Poor mackers, post caps
>>67618330
PMSL
gonna need screencaps of the aftermath Me-Gusta
Just waiting for team news but +1 SHOULD be a good bet
>>67618330
Mackers on suicide watch
Mackers on the way to the canal
>>67618608
What game was that?
Mackers might genuinly kill himself.
Kickstarter fund to fuel his addiction when?
Lost my head, 4 figures on plaza
>>67618844
Mackers team had a pen and the guy twatted it miles wide, other team went down other end and made it 2-0 pml
>>67618959
webm?
How the fuck does he lose so much yet keep coming back? Surely he would have gone bankrupt by now, no? Does he have very rich parents or what?
>>67619067
His dad is very rich
>>67619067
PA subscriptions?
>>67618910
Joined you. Shaking
>>67619067
He has excellent days and bad days. A lot of his bets are very good, but only the bad ones with the funny reactions get posted on here
>>67619114
What does he do?
>>67619131
How much per month from that?
>>67619067
He's worth £2mil and is very dramatic. He also makes 700+people*£25/month
How do see his Facebook posts, do you have to be in his stupid group?
>>67619175
Been drinking again with boys lad?
Who is the founding father of /bet/?
>>67619257
me pal
>>67619243
pmsl
>>67619257
Oil the Nonce.
>James Mckeown no puede ver esta publicación porque no es miembro de Professional Gambling Advice.
lmao
>>67619257
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/41436097/#41436097
>>67619212
Message his gf, Finnie to add you to the group.
>>67619067
He was up 300k for the year a couple of weeks ago, he made 50k on a French bet on Friday. People only post his breakdowns and bad bets, don't remember many posts about that Argentinan draw bet which won him 100k+
>>67619257
Uni founded bet, Obscure founded shrewd bet
>>67619450
Absolutely no way he's up 300k. Pulling a Luxton.
>>67619450
>that Argentinan draw bet which won him 100k+
And he gave the guy who tipped it to him £250. Was in tears when I found that out.
>>67619396
Seemed like more countries participated back then, did the Brits drive everyone out?
>>67619450
>actually believes this
He is DAC in Asia lad. Can tell by his posts and personality.
>>67619516
He does BoTM and ToTM every month lid
>>67618910
So shrewd
>>67618910
Fucking
1111111111
>>67619450
Surely he's not a consistent winner if he's such an addict though? He's always on mega tilt and throwing bankroll management out the window.
wtfb
>>67619489
This desu
Also obligatory post at the end of the Mackers era, it's been fun ridiculing him with you lads
>>67619566
I know. Just funny he made literally 6 figs on a bet he didnt know about and gave away £250.
>>67619645
Is Mackers kill?
Up insane on Plaza
I've been in PGA since the very beginning, so i've witnessed the ups and downs we've all been through, but i'm just gonna state my opinion about the tips that Mackers is posting, because at the moment they are genuinely terrible.
In the past when a notification was received on my iPhone about a tip being "Posted in Admin" I'd jump straight on, because I knew that research had been put into the selection of the bet and of course the strike rate Mackers had. Now when a tip gets posted I genuinely don't get on due to the fact that the majority of the tips lose and the research put in to it is either minimal or none what so ever.
Every bet Mackers was on, was every bet tipped in Admin. Now randomly on the page i'd see a "BOOOOOOM" or an "AIRRRRRRR" or "BRAINS" post about a team, that wasn't even mentioned in Admin. Also when a "Large Stake" was tipped on Fylkir women yesterday, you turned around and said you didn't have a single penny on the game? Yet you had accounts to place a bet. If your not staking, why post as a tip?
Just my opinion, but things need to change because the tips and strike rate at the moment ain't good enough to be honest... Lets hope it improves ready for Iceland and the summer.
I will probably get told to "Just leave then" or "Stop moaning" but im entitled to my opinion, and there you go. #RantOver
>>67619510
I think he's honest, too honest of anything I believe him. When he's staking approximately a million a month it's pretty believable
>>67619516
It won bet of the month, I think he talks to the guy in chat groups so knew about it in advance
>>67619557
You're a British man using an Albanian proxy, you don't win in an argument here
>>67619597
He's not consistent at all, has huge swings, think he lost money last year despite making 600k after 5 months
>>67619702
See >>67619379
He left his own group
>>67619768
Literally just got off the bell with Mac daddy, he's stepping down from PGA and has asked me to take command.
Putting the price back down to £10 lids, and will share all info with you.
Give it a week, he's addicted to the attention
>>67619821
Thanks pally
Whatever happened to Louis Cleveland?
Might take overs in the boca juniors game desu, definitely don't fancy the plus handicap anymore
JUVE GUY
>>67619941
he ded
>>67620007
He aint, just banned.
>Can't wait to regain posting privileges, got a few golden tips up my sleeves.
>>67620044
Shaking
>>67619933
Bankrolled overs.
Better come in.
>>67620044
tell the mong to reset his router. :^)
>>67619933
Evening Hass, need some advice pal.
Got this bird on swidly T right, she gave me her number yeah, we start talking, im playing it so well yeah, she adds me on WhatsApp and Snapchat etc, calls me all the good names, she's alright. But I told her I was 'up sums' on Eurovision and she's a little restrained now, what can i do to pull her closer hass.
I'm also going to take overs because betting is fun.
>>67620098
>Wanting Juveguy back
I know he's a charachter, but he's the kind of charachter nobody wants to see.
>>67620133
filter him. not hard. +ev 2bh.
>>67620100
Ask her how many inches of cock she can take in her mouth.
>>67620100
You frighten me desu
Haven't actually seen what the line is for overs yet pmsl, but will keep my eye on the game
>>67620190
o2.5 @2.3
put my roll on it. better come in hassy boy.
>>67620190
Listen u lttl rat, i'm not askin for much yeah.
Just tell me wot I should say. I heard you were good with this stuff yeah?
lids lids lids
>>67619881
Spunked all his money on drugs
>>67620208
This is a really bad bet, would not advise it at all given the odds and the stake
>>67620100
Tell her you acquired a large sum of cash via shrewd betting pmsl.
>>67620244
Tell her you're DAC from BT?
>>67620305
cashout already down a 1/5th of my roll.
can't stop now. won't stop now. all or nothing.
>>67619653
Because he's a tight bastard but in his mind that's ok because it's the rules (the rules he invented). He lost all that money within a week as well. He's daydreaming if he thinks he'll make 840k this year.
Which unis everyone from? If you're not from uni fuck off.
>>67620408
don't reply if you're not redbrick
>>67620408
RHUL
>>67620421
What about glass
Boca goals when, need at least 2 more from them. accidentally did -1 handi, thought odds were good.
>>67620408
Bristol
>>67620487
there's 1 mate.
you're a fucking moron though
>hass
H A S S
>>67620408
ABERDEEN
B
E
R
D
E
E
N
I'm not even on PMSL
>>67620408
East Anglia pmsl
>paying for non-Russel Group
>>67620590
put my 4.5 digit bank roll on @2.62.
thnx hass, i'll have a drink on you tmz.
>>67620626
>he pays for his university education
CAN'T BREATHE
pmsl
>I'm not even on PMSL
>>67620627
>i'll have a drink on you
????????????????????
>uni
Lefty student slug teens. Shouldn't you be in bed?
>>67620626
Fancy meeting up?
Can smell the rank ironbru breath of all the sweaty scots in here. disgusting.
>>67620695
Sounds like something a Tory would say.
>>67620664
pmsl ikr
Planning to do a runner after degree tbqh.
>>67620457
Alumni here, how's shit?
>>67620695
tory fucking scum
>>67620773
>Alumni
Got a 2:2 in media and still shit posting on /bet/?
>>67620773
Medicine is a gay bar and the SU is fucking shite. What course lad? Loving the 60 40 female to male though.
>>67620808
PMSL
>He didn't do a bsc in Political Science
>and retail job I want
>17k starting
>>67620862
thought you studied chemistry mate
Students OUT of /bet/.
Bet you're all Corbyn loving IN voters.
>>67620862
>political science
Nice science there lad.
Boca goals when?
>juveguy bitched and moaned about losing $250
What a poor pesant. Fucking pathetic
>>67620893
Voted for Sadik
>>67620893
Think of the state of european bookies if we vote OUT. You're part of the problem.
>>67620408
Left school at 16 with 4 grades a-c. Now own my own business with a 100k a month turnover.
>Juveguy has a better ROI than Euan.
Why are kekos only good bets his inplay ones?
>>67620938
Just proved you're retarded. Also sure and I'm an investment banker at 17 with 1mill salary with no commission.
>>67620947
keko posting about himself again zzz
>>67620832
>Medicine is a gay bar and the SU is fucking shite
>B-but it's only 10 minutes to London
Read English Lit (whatever, got a good job out of it). M8, the whole campus is a gay bar, girls are easy though and fucking hot. Batted well above my average there
What year are you in?
>>67620977
Ok lad. Still leeching off mummy and daddy you student cunt? This is why I have all my money offshore, so I don't have to keep tossers like yourself in nappies.
If you want a minimum wage job with your humanities degree, do get in contact though.
Help me out /bet/, I just said to a girl on tinder she could stay over at mine instead of catching an early train back and she said yes.
>>67621000
>read
>read
Sounds like a tory if i've ever 'read' a post.
>Juveguy gimmick crossing all sorts of boundaries.
Not a fan of it desu
>>67620977
Sounds like a decent gig that
>>67620408
Oxford (Balliol) m8
>>67621045
>replying and therefore encouraging him
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>>67621029
I'm an investment banker. I don't know what you want.
>>67621045
This is fucking gold.
>>67620938
>turnover
PMSL
>>67620886
Must be because of my corrosive personality (haha)
>>67621045
WEW LAD
>>67621044
No, I've just learnt to assimilate well. You'd pretend to be a blue-blood conservative for summa dat Ascot white meat
>>67620938
>4 GCSE'S, you sure you're not dyslexic and actually make 10 pounds turnover?
>>67617587
up brains today
HASS SO SHREWD
UP INSANE
HASS PRIVILEGED ZONE
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>>67621000
Yeah same mate, some of the girls in this uni are unbelievable and incredibly easy. Already up to 6 this year. Biomed m8 first year.
>>67621124
This whole post reads like it was written by a 4 year old, so pipe down lad.
>>67621166
>4 GCSE'S
Was one of them English as a second language downy?
>>67621032
underrated post.
rebacking the overs
>>67621221
The cheek of it. You struggle to structure a sentence correctly and lack the correct vocabulary.
>>67621032
Tell her you've got your parents coming over. Surprise visit. If she asks why she can't meet them, they're catholics.
>>67621277
from someone who has never been with a girl sober before.
>>67621032
If you're struggling for things to do then eat her ass.
anybody got a stream for boca juniors??
>>67621270
Still got more than 4 GCSE'S
>>67621353
It's on the betting site you fucking clown
Rebacking overs in the Club America game like a mad man
>>67621362
I dont have a bet365 account you nonce
>>67621277
Bonus points: tell her they're Muslim fundamentalists
>>67621387
How is that my problem you weasel.
>>67620408
Imperial College London
>>67621119
>Must be because of my corrosive personality (haha)
Disturbed by the lack of (you)'s for this post desu
Can everyone calm down, it's getting really heated. I feel a little uneasy and this is my safe space.
Thanks.
Saw that the odds for a draw in the MLS game was at 25.0 on my book, thought it was a huge value so I put $100 on
turn out those odds were actually draw from 0:0
sick to my stomach
backing the unders like a madman
>>67621461
WHY HASNT HE KILLED HIMSELF YET REEEEEEE
>>67621387
Should be on 'futbol para todos' youtube channel if it's a league game
>>67621461
Void this post.
>>67621462
You can probably lay that for less than 25.
>>67621487
Have you been watching the stream? Unders is not a good bet
pmsl 1 match in the past 4 days. And she wasnt the fittest.
I must be as ugly as Mackers spreadsheet
>>67621368
Put my winnings from your boca tip on this. Reached max bet and everything. I hope it comes in so my family can go to butlins this year
>>67621725
Oh dear. Can we see?
REALLY close to meeting this girl now. Feel like I can have her bet with me.
Saw Hass made it to the United game earlier. Pmsl
>>67621861
>Saw Hass made it to the United game earlier. Pmsl
I ALREADY DID THIS JOKE
>>67621899
Sorry famalam I didn't realise, only just back from the pub
>>67621959
No just pull out and cum in her mouth.
>>67621959
Obviously you retard. Don't get trapped with a pregnancy.
>>67621982
having sex with a condom would be like only having a limited 365 to bet with
>>67621995
How does AIDS feel?
>>67622004
Too hot
Club America goal when. Hass fraudulent
>>67622100
This isn't r9k or fit
>>67622054
Just got on chivas dnb
>>67622100
This really isn't /bet/, post /eurovision/ or /tinder/ related friendo.
>>67622048
Needed it hot to make it white again. Lots of blood and food stains
>>67622143
Fucking disgusting lid,what setting were you on?
>>67622004
No conditioner/fabric softener.
>>67622100
Might want to keep that to yourself in future.
>>67622025
No.
Only if you have cum recently and still have a stray sperm in your urinal tract or you literally edge for ages and cum leaks out without an orgasm.
You CAN NOT get a girl pregnant from pre-cum alone, it isnt even produced in the same place as sperm.
>>67622123
>Taking North American tips ever
>>67622274
Thanks for the reassurence lid, what's your name in case she DOES get pregnant.
Also what if you have a big Juve.
>>67622313
>only 3 goals in Boca
zzzzz
f r a u d
>>67622280
I know this is probably fake but I really wish it was true. Made me smile a bit. God bless x
Off to bed lids, tomorrow's skedge looks hellish at first glance. Glad I'll be doing an exam for most of it pmsl x
>>67622280
>eating food with a skank you've pulled.
Bet you paid for it too. Sounds SO SO -ev
>>67622313
Only 3 goals in club America game. Zzzzz
>>67622370
Good luck and God bless xoxo
>>67622462
Don't do cunny after night out, she'll be sweaty and salty down there. Only if you meet up with her specifically for drinks or something, that way she knows the clean before coming out
>>67622313
>only 3 goals
Pmsl
>>67622462
Need caps of Hass's tinder story tbqhwy
>>67622462
dont go down on a girl that isnt your gf
>>67622486
I'm a proper bowman like yeah anon, not being funny, id be likin dat salt up idgaf man like.
Anyone here play pool games where you're competing against other players and not the bookies?
>>67622671
I REALLY do not know what to make of this.
Hass such a fruad.
Hassan iqbal the fraudo
HASS
SUCH A JUDGE
where are you you filthy disgusting Billericay fuck.
NEED an mls tip
>>67623006
Portland have scored in every game this season and are looking likely to score. Do with that what you will
>>67623005
Dire show, dropped it.
So so so much on pachuca
http://www.strawpoll.me/10224680
Well /bet/, what is your ROI?
>>67623215
I'm 5 - 10, feeling slow.
>>67623193
11111111
>>67623215
12.37%
>>67623281
What's the info? Santos are playing their backup keeper but is there anything else?
Last fixture was 1-1
>>67623193
Excellent, now I can reback.
>>67623336
No info. Pachuca just the better team. Santos gk is their best player though.
>>67623389
You wot
he's had 4 appearances this season and conceded in every apperance
>>67623416
Talking about their starter.
>>67623420
played what? Fifa?
>>67623054
nice one m8
>>67623621
music you melt
>>67623768
pmsl, think you're the melt here
SUCH a dire ending to the day
2222222222222222222
ty pachuca tipster
>>67620408
LSE
pulled an all nighter and STILL didn't get any work done, pmsl
>>67623215
>>67623301
>Claiming ROI over 10%
Either your spreadsheet has about 10 bets on it or you're full of shit.
>>67627012
No it's correct
Most of the bets are on bubblegums though so nothing to brag about
>>67626624
THIS
absolutely SPENT tbqh
iihf hockey race to 3 goals France over Belarus
With the Belarus defence and goalie playing like absolute dog shit its worth a small at 3.00
>>67627057
spent 3 hours rewatching Eurovision 2016 pmsl, convinced myself that I could work while listening to it. It didn't work, ended up a teary mess after the PASSION that was Jamala's Ukraine performance, what a night that was, what a night
>>67627052
how many bets and what are the average odds?
what TT tipsters should I follow? already got on most of the featured tipsters.
also are there any worth paying for? some have insane ROI so it seems like a good deal
and is PGA worth the money? heard a lot of conflicting info about it
>>67627216
If you're following anyone with a +20% ROI that isn't ARP or Euan they're a fraud
>>67627224
arp?
shaking
>>67627269
The /bet/ account that does nothing than spoonfeed a group of people who have never contributed to these threads
>>67627203
1523 bets
Average odds 1.87
>>67627279
>Flat staking 10/10 on long odds
I give him a month before he has negative yield
fucking pmsl
>>67627495
>not posting the 25k option
It's only for mr B's of this world anyway
Any Norway on know about kekos tips today?
Who /S_L_A_G_S/ here?
Got on because I could do with a good sweat.
>>67627533
Wtb
Liverpool U19 unders is the bet
>>67627542
Sousa game and set handis
>>67627547
On under0. 5 fh
>>67627572
Kek
Put all my roll on keko levanger tip last night @2.5 and this morning it is @2 should I cash out?
>>67627653
How big is your roll?
>>67627672
4figgy
>>67627678
Just let it ride m8
Only 35 quid
>>67627681
Why did you put so much on one bet?
Cash out unless you can easily replace a loss.
>>67627695
Chasing losses, if it wins I'm in profit again
>>67627682
35 is 5 hours wage
>>67627704
Please don't chase losses, family.
Cash out, wait for other value bets and stake sensibly.
>>67627704
shrewd
Sousa looking bad
Sweating already on this S_L_A_G_S tip
Hope you got on Sousa set 1 @1.95 a minute ago. Put too much on it.
>slags
>>67627741
Pmsl
Putting this down as a loss tbqh
Whuddup, losers.
How much did you lose on this weekend with your obscure games?
If you actually knew how to bet you could be a big guy but hopefully you'll catch up soon, LMAO.
Ffs this is my own fault, I always lose money on Suosa hes the biggest ATP fraud. Fuck you slags for pushing me
>>67627776
>using poor man money to make it look like you bet high stakes
Zzzzzzzz
>>67627776
>aftertiming
>>67627776
>bet365
>do the conversions
>680 dollarydoo stakes
>big guy
PMSL
Already down 700 for the day. Can't do this much longer
>>67627776
Hey big boy ;)
>>67627798
Aftertiming implies I would share my bets and I would sure as hell wouldn't do it in here, lmao.
>>67627797
Jelly.
>>67627805
Show me your million bets, baby.
;)
>>67627810
Hey baby... ;)
Sousa supreme
>>67627827
My boy is a penny punting slug, I need a man like you.>>67627810
M
>>67627827
Really love this gimmick, it's like the 3rd world version of Juveguy
>>67627827
Post your betfair p/l and I'll post mine
You to be a bet365 only babby @1.07
>>67627870
SHAKING at the thought of Juveguy coming back.
Sousa too fucking shit
>>67627893
Got him filtered but you can't filter the posts from all the dullards that reply to him zzzz
WILL GRIGG'S ON FIRE
YOUR DEFENCE IS TERRIFIED
>the city of slags
Sousa so bad, shaking with anger and shame
HOW was that in, Sousa should be mad. Down a set from playing bad and shitty decisions.
Feeling very unsettled
BT wants a smed on Ha Noi Women -2 from 0-2 up.
1.95 on BET365.
Sousa so good, never doubted him
>>67627953
>impersonating me
>>67627953
No I don't.
>>67627961
>>67627962
SP go troll away please.
>>67627953
Albania pretending to be bt zzzzzzzz
>>67627953
333333333333333333
Cheers BT! Easy money pal.
BT wants a reback for a small on -1.75 AH from 0-3 up.
Halys STRONG on serves, might as well back him.
All my roll on Sousa set 1 @4
I panicked
Shaking
Is tennis fixed? All the top players do shit at first then suddenly play really well. Suspect
Down so much on Sousa. Nothing left
>>67628038
Yep, it is always fixed when you mugs lose on stupid lotto bets.
pmsl
gonna be down insane on a fucking Albania tip
>>67628054
You've literally just tipped a bubblegum rball slave bet
>>67628114
It's BT's tip and it will simply wins, just like his other tips. Relax friendo.
>>67627953
Taking a sick day from the call centre lid?
>>67627961
>>67627962
zzzzzz
>>67628126
>>67628054
PMSL.
0-444444444444
HUP HUP XX
>>67628140
>Currently a refund
>HUP
>>67628160
Actually it's currently losing since there was a reback advised.
>>67627776
The wall just got a foot higher, Paco.
zzzzzzz no wonder the shrewd people don't post tips anymore. horrible community, stick to your lotto bets mugs, PMSL. Maybe one day you can win big, tears!
INJURY BREAK
>>67628237
Who's injured?????
>>67628236
meme harder
>tennis players stopping midgame to have a massage
lel this game is a joke
Graafschap -1 is a bet
>>67628236
In all serious, lid.
Can you tip on TT?
Would really help out folks like myself who can't browse bet all day or look through every game to find a bubblegum bet.
x
>>67628286
Only when it will have live odds verification so it can stop frauds from tipping non-existent odds.
>>67628285
On medium
Graafschap goals when
>>67628236
>Tips rball
>IM SHREWD I TOLD YOU IM SHREWD MUM COME QUICK
Sousa broken.
I deposited more to cover my losses on set 1 loss. If sousa wins i'll be half way out of red. COMEON
>>67628364
>rball
Watching the game you fucking idiot.
>>67628382
Beyond dull
>>67628382
why are you so mad, just make a tt if you want any respect
>>67628374
>-4 games still alive
Need him to crush the third if he gets there
>>67628382
I have more respect for Juveguy than I do for you
>>67628285
Fucking fraud. Down so much. I hope you're happy. Bet you'll just reback volendam or some shit to cover your losses.
>40-0 up
>lose game
pmsl
>>67628427
winning 40-0
loses game.
>>67628285
>He trusted the dutch
HAHA DOWN INSANE
Cannot win a bet
Sousa pls
Remember when a bird used to commentate on motd
>>67628285
SO SHREWD
SOUSA
S U P R E M E
>>67628627
Need him to win the next 4 games tbqh
>>67628635
>he didn't reback the win @4
tears
>>67628641
Only on SW @2 with a tiny zzzz
Didn't reback again because he was playing like shite.
>>67628662
he was playing like shit, I woudn't have rebacked if I wasn't desperate. That back massage did wonders to his game tbqh
Need to see SLAGS with negative yield desu
>>67628635
you might actually get this
insaneeeee
>>67628685
spoke 2 soon
BT wants a smed on Sparta Prague U21 SW, line gone too far
>>67628715
void this
>>67628715
VOID THIS
>>67628715
Too fast zzzz
Sousa slipping up. Rebacking Halys so hard
>>67628715
bt utterly surreal desu
>>67628715
Betting so easy these days, Asia just a playground for BT
Sousa playing like fucking shit
>>67628715
BT asian judge, 100 times the tipster Albania is
Can't stop refreshing SLAGS tt
kek
if sousa losses this I think i'll have to leave lids. not down overall but can't handle the stress any more
>>67628808
>Salford
>conference
not with the backing they have.
>Rashford
>conference
Doubtful with his scoring ability
how can one man be so wrong?
>>67628821
Got some bad news.
Anyone know any bookies carrying the angels game?
Any Norwegians here?
opinion on levanger match?
>>67628932
Le secret bookie
Randers fc 2nd goal.
BT > Euan
>>67628999
Jamie West > all of them
pmsl
>>67628933
I'm on -0.25 not Norwegian though
>>67629008
He got gobbled up by Rossy over the weekend though
>>67628999
Was never even a debate was it?
>tfw spent most of this months profit on drinks, speed, a bit of cocaine, viagra and hookers
>in one day
What the actual fuck man. Also feel like I'm getting a heart attack and I'm pretty positive I haven't eaten in days. Guess I need a bet.
>>67629019
Just trying for some post-exam nibs from the fud later on
>>67629035
>tfw ready to buy some coke but bet my 2k month profit on a single bet and lost it
kek, kek, kek, kek, kek, kill me
>>67629035
Fraud
Any tips on the asian slag matches just started?
>>67629055
>Open Uni
PMSL, makes Euan look like Oxbridge material
>>67629051
That actually made me feel slightly better. I'm always depressed and crying like a bitch when I come down but I'm feeling alright now.
On Vejle
>>67629092
easy
>>67629092
valium is good for the comedown. just don't use it for anything else or you can get easily addicted.
o3 in Balestier reserves game is a great soccerway bet
>>67629122
A friend is growing some pretty good White Widow and gave me some, I think that will do the trick, just feel too fucked up to smoke now.
>>67629055
>Delph Pissed My Self
>Wheelchair
LOVE NATIONAL TOURNAMENT OPINIONS
Who here -ve?
>>67629155
On this tbqhwy
>>67629196
enjoying the fuck out of this bland taste
Bayern slags HT, anyone feelin it?
>>67629242
on that.
>>67629271
JOE
O
E
REFUNDDD
>>67629335
actually talking big sense for once
what you guys think of viborg handi?
i missed original bet but they look good now maybe a nother?
>>67629372
pmsl
>>67629372
Fb link to profile pls
>>67629372
incredible
small on dnb fc eindhoven @12 odds
NAC was the bet btw
>>67629372
threw up, thanks
Is anyone here +ve on horses? Or seen any tipsters +ve on horses?
just seems like a massively -ve sport to bet on to me.
>>67629426
this guy flatanon is dece
Graafschap refund.
Treffers bts won.
TEC 1-0 up.
SURELY Bayern will score any second now
>>67629426
we have flatanon on here
myracingtips on twatter. can be risky.
>>67629335
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qn8oytBvqYE
REMINDER
we are great value to win the euro's, believe in our vardy
>>67629474
>we
>>67629426
twitter.com/flatanon
>>67629474
We stand no chances lad. Our team is SO overrated by bookies because of the big British gambling industry.
Will lay all England matches once Euro 2016 kicks off.
>>67629503
>we
>our
Medium on Go Ahead Eagles
Refuse to believe they won't go ahead for the 2nd time in 2 days against this dire team
>>67629521
>go ahead
>>67629518
>>67629480
???
We have the same flag lids, same queen too.
>>67629536
it's just banter lid
Landhaus slags +0.5 looks W O R L D
>>67629521
Scored as I posted I think oh well
111 for me
>>67629503
I've almost completed Albania in the euro 2016 sticker book lad
Speaking of which anybody got any Italian swaps? Need florenzi like AIR
>>67629536
thought he was Albanian lid
>>67629552
n o n c e
>>67629546
why?
>>67629574
Pixels n that
Refuse to believe we live in a world where BT wouldn't back Paykan
Any desperate cunts want a high odds bet?
Bnei Yehuda Tel Aviv. Better team but the other team is playing to prevent relegation. So could easily go tel avivs way and @6 sw it's tasty.
>>67629588
Wouldn't bother with soccerway shite like that, know nothing about the league but I wouldn't be surprised if there's a good reason behind the odds like the away team needing points to stay up
>>67629584
You really think they scored twice off of 1 DA?
rball isn't always accurate, think about it before jumping on.
>>67629584
there's a stream you muppet, just use google.
taking tips for when Jewguy gets his first loss
>>67629637
This is a really bad bet, would not advise it at all given the odds and the stake.
>>67629674
>This is a really bad bet, would not advise it at all given the odds and the stake.
It unironically won.
>>67629687
>>67629674
MLB btfo
>>67629694
How much to test your chin?
Just CANNOT stop winning. Gonna have to start charging for tips.
>>67629733
Lol, man.. Strong words
MACKERS
reffocs here. if you're not getting on the cricket bet starting in an hour you're mentally retarded and subhuman.
>>67629760
Nah I'm good, I can burn money without having to watch Pakistanis partake in a boring sport
>>67629760
This is a really bad bet, would not advise it at all given the odds and the stake.
>>67629760
Thanks reffocs, I LOVE it when you don't actually have a clue and actually f r a u d your way in to wins.
Eindhoven - concede
Go ahead eagles - concede
Paykan - concede
t-thanks for the tips guys
>>67629782
my stats would actually be really good if i didn't triple backbet mumbai for the lolz
Selling my accounts
>>67629760
>>67629791
I don't like you for some reason
>>67629791
Bullshit.
I'm already on Bangalore anyway because de V and Kolly are KILLING it.
>>67629800
i'm sorry that you feel that way about /freemoney/
>>67629807
yeah, the top 4/5 is probably the finest bunch of batsman to bat together, for the same team. in twenty20, at least. and considering the form of AB and Kohli, odds of 1.95 are an absolute steal.
>>67629831
Yeah no shit, that's why they're so good at T20
bayern slags will win
>>67629864
Yeah, rebacked @3.1 to chase. Not rebacking now, but fairly confident.
>>67629092
222222222 thank god
Grenoble old team League 1 and League 2 and fall very low result has money problems! He fights since 3/4 years at this level and CFA can not go in a national. They have the highest budget of all CFA clubs and playing before a large audience every year !!!
Again he had a good season but recently lost games and are more than 2 to 5 points 1 Lyon Duchère! At this level victory = 4 points. Grenoble has no choice he must win if the rise is almost finished !!!
They will play against two low clubs Montceau and Le Puy I think they will take 8 points.
Chasselay is a team that played the first 5 places since the season but the last 12 games has won only once ... The coach Noël Tosi is not at all appreciated some players do not want to play for him! !! Although mathematically Chasselay is not yet saved should a disaster to fall CFA2. One draw in 3 games and they are saved.
Between the two teams there is a difference in quality with Grenoble team that has players that evolved League 1 and League 2 Thomas Tiberi Akrour Pinto Borges ...
Chasselay is a classic team of CFA with players from the Lyon region.
Motivation will be completely different and I expect total domination of Grenoble who won 10 times out of 13 at home.
I put Grenoble favorite @ 1.40 for the books selected match a higher score !!
So I took Grenoble @ 1.83
Medium because it is a game of French fourth division level is still tight in the championship and Chasselay is not yet on 100% to be saved.
You have £100 a month to spend on groups. who do you join?
>>67629953
/bet/ mafia
>>67629984
Up INSANE since I joined
whats the deal with keko? legit or not?
Bayern slags PLS
>>67630028
lotto shite
>>67630068
>Sign in
>have a match
>'holy shit she's pretty cute'
>HEY!! WUU2 BB GURL
>"Hi"
>"What are you looking for on here?"
>"I hope you can help me. I have a boyfriend who can't.......
So done with slag football
>>67630095
>he wasn't on the levanger fix
>>67630101
Was medium large on Regensburg @2.4 though so it's all good
TEC 1-0 ft, hup.
>>67630112
nice work mate, good to see everyone +ve
What's the tip boiz
>>67630207
look on tt
can't wait to make big pounds on today's cricket match
On Young Boys
>>67630312
lewd
Slow day or are all the groups just dead?
huge on this Al tip
Lads. I'm the silly twat this is 32 losses in his last 38 bets. Just to let you know I'm on both of IBT's bets here. x
>>67630376
Just put a grand on laying this.
>>67630415
Was already worried about these, now petrified
>>67630312
re-backing ; ;
What happens with all the groups now football is grinding to a halt for the euros? Arab shite?
>Big_Al
Why am I on Big Al shite zzz
EAGLES
EAGLES
UP INSANE
wtb on the young boys game?
Whoever is running ARP needs to stop.
>>67630570
What's he tipping?
>>67630570
Can the guy in charge change password please
>>67630608
>>67630570
what's the issue?
Waiting for a new thread tbqh
Big al, So shrewd
Just seen Levanger score ffs
>tfw i make 10 times the profit from randomly betting on esports I don't even follow than I do on footy
>big_al
christ, the guy is a literal FRAUD. The other fella in IBT must be the shrewdest guy in the fucking universe.
>>67630804
He posts the good tips in IBT obviously, little sluggy cheapskates like you get the dregs that aren't value enough for a proper tip pmsl
>>67630804
>he doesn't lay his tips
pmsl when you join IBT he tells you to lay them
>>67630850
I'm in IBT too you fucking moron
>>67630880
Why get on his tips then?
>>67630893
sorry, where did I say I was on his tips? pmsl
>>67630911
you want a bare knuckle?
>>67630918
With a limp wristed lefty like you. Bring it on pal, behind the co-op at 9 tonight. Be there.
>>67630918
yes
Big Al SO BAD
>>67630463
111111111
>>67630968
222222222222222
>>67630968
2222222
>>67631021
33333333333 UP MILLIONS
>>67631037
What did you outlay to be millions m8?
Also wtb now
>>67631136
Amkar o 0.5
>>67631155
Hope you put more than 5 minutes thoughts into this lad or I'll be eating rice for a week
Big al pmsl laughing
Sums
>>67631155
Cheers lid, won't have to break your legs this time
im on the copenhagen game o2.5
Bleak times, lids. Hanging in the green
>>67631331
on so small
>>67631370
it shouldve happened 100 times already man
Feel like everyone's been on vacation since Eurovision.
Where'd everyone go?
>>67631442
Holiday funded by Putin's bots
>>67631461
How's Spain BT?
throwing my house on cska - krasnodar btts
Bate goal when?
>>67631508
Also waiting..
Good either way, on O4 tho
>>67631508
>>67631518
jinxed.
crying
>>67631508
>>67631518
tears
Slags going huge
Come on to fuck Almere
>>67631442
Shit football now everyone is winding down the season ready for the euros
>>67631572
so SO excited
POST
>>67631572
Almost brings a tear to my eye knowing how much I'll be up by backing England every match
The city of Almere
Chasing with Brondby DC
>>67631602
I though Australia qualified for the tournament by smashing Eurovision
>>67631602
Professional flops m8, make it out the groups then go home
Thanks Almere
Lag its SPECIAL o4.5
>>67631614
Nah m8 Putin put up a stink
>>67631651
Lafnitz o4.5*
>>67631602
>Delph instead of Carrick
>Sturridge instead of Carroll
>Rashford instead of Defoe
>Only 3 centre backs
>Wheelchair
Hmm yes
>>67631679
>not believing in us
Where's the pride for our country?
>>67631679
>Carrick
The quickest way of knowing when to disregard someone's opinion on football is when they say they're a fan of Carrick
>Roy doubted the short black man with a cool head in the box
>>67631718
You don't think Carrick is a better option than Delph then?
>>67631783
No I don't
pmsl at euans last 5 on tt
>fat neckbeards thinking they know better than the England coaching staff
>>67631819
Because Gary Neville's a tactical genius, right?
>>67631764
Did you watch the itv4 documentary about him? Brought a tear to my eye how he was never given a chance in the 2006 world cup, he scored in the 2010 world cup, he is the best English finisher
Absolutely dumbfounded by Woy. Why the fuck is Wilshere going? He's seriously a beta male. Scared of what that players gonna think about him if he leaves them out. Why is Rashford going? The kids fucking played like 10 games. """"Experience""""" sleeping in a hotel and sitting on the bench aren't going to fucking help him. Delph is a disgusting decision desu, Noble has had an infinitely better season, is captain of his team and has played a whole season. That snake with a shit hamstring is fucking shite and he's barely played.
>>67631819
Pretty sure I could lead England to a group stage exit as well.
>Brondby
Fuck this, I'm going back to bed
>56 posters
just
what the fuck is going on in willem - almere
Just rewatched Eurovision and relived the moment when the jury scores came in and everything turned green, what a feeling.
>>67631667
this is going well pal, thanks for the tip
>>67631843
>Being this mad over who brings it home
It's coming home m8
>>67631843
Wilshere is going because he was great for England in qualifying and friendlies. If he gets through the warm up games he deserves it.
Rashford won't go.
Delph is a good player who has played well for England when given the chance.
Ultimately England's squad only have a handful of players who are quality, or considered crucial. People are arguing about players who are all of a similar standard. How we do won't be decided by playing Delph instead of Noble.
>>67631888
Just remembered the time my phone was about to die and Russia were 1.55 so I cashed out for a 1.7k loss
>No Shelvey
>>67631840
pmsl
>>67631906
I clearly meant unders lad
How to be a shrewdie?
>>67632043
shop at aldi and lidl.
:^)
>>67632066
I already do that lid
>>67632043
Join every group going and pretend and after time like most here
Student loan on HJK
Need an official chase bet
>>67631977
The one true Roy
>>67632066
>eating dog tier quality food
very shrewd anon, food the best place to be cheap
>>67632147
>implying Lidl has bad food
Wew lad
>>67632147
i only have a lidl near me, and it smells of damp. their chocolate is okay, but i'm not going there just for that.
feeling like juveguy today, nothing's going to plan
>>67632213
>yfw juve is 100%
Larging hapoel kiryat because I'm a danger to myself
pmsl at anyone not backing bangalore today.
>>67632147
Shut the FUCK up you clueless tory bastard
>>67632165
yes anon, my mistake. those germans over at lidl are the good guys who manage to make high quality food at poundland prices!
it's because they're not greedy like those at sainsburys and tesco right lid, thats how they do it
>>67632281
fucking tory scum
>>67632132
222222
>>67632272
>>67632297
tears
feel free to take a basic economics class and you'll realise that you're the one being mugged off here and you're not getting a 'good' price
>>67632319
red pill me on Lidl friendo
>>67632346
im out at the minute lid but when i get back tonight might make a post or image on it
>>67632397
shaking
QUICK NAME ME THE BEST TIPSTER ON TT
>>67632457
arp
>>67632457
ARP tbqh.
>>67632457
juveguy
new thread plz
>>67632457
reffocs :^D
>>67632473
>>67632488
ARP is the /bet/ account you mongs
on fylkyr under 1.5
>>67632567
Had a good day at sixth form lad? How is revision for that sociology exam going? Bet you wear coloured trainers and those big caps, you penny punting pathetic little slug.
>>67632457
IBT I just payed $120 for his summer package :D
Rball babies offering up a WORLDIE on IK brage +0.25
>>67632457
None are perfect. All have issues. Bird is really good but sometimes tips lotto O/U. IBT good info but hard to get on. APR did post too many rebacks but not been paying attention recently. Would say T4tW is decent but again accounts can be an issue. Lots of others who are paid but are probably shit. TTT and Limitless are meant to be good but not followed them
>>67632597
This
>>67632583
wew lad
Large staking Dalvik +0.5 from here
TTs mobile app is absolutely woeful
>>67631610
22222222
what a day
>>67632593
Zzzzzzzzzz
Just seen Whitecaps II v LA II ended 4-3 and I didnt make a penny pmsl.
Hi lads, wtb?
>>67632613
Hard to get on IBT?
I was going to join can you explain?
>>67632593
pmsl
>>67632822
How'd the test go liddo?
>>67632822
Scroll up lid
just had my economics exam today. hopefulyl i can get A*AA so i can get into my uni in september
>>67632826
If you need that explained to you I'm sure you'll be fine
what's tt lol
>>67632822
twente women 0.0
>>67632822
You to get a Desmond @1.01 pmsl
>>67632853
Thai Trannies
>>67632849
what other subjects you doing? economics at a level was a piece of piss, fuming i didnt get an a*
>>67632853
Lol
>>67632872
pml
>>67632851
Posted more winners than you pmsl
>>67632885
maths, further maths (AS only), econ, chemistry, physics
got rejected by oxford/LSE though and nottingham gave me an A*AA offer for econ. do you guys reckon is should take a gap year and reapply if i manage to get those grades cause nottingham looks kinda shitty
>>67632907
pmsl
>>67632847
Could have been better, could have been worse.
>>67632848
All I see is an argument about Lidl
>>67632862
Why?
>>67632872
pmsl
>>67632907
pmsl
what's everycunt on
pmsl
>>67632915
Pmsl please have sex
brondby surreal
>>67632915
Neeeeeeeerd
>>67632940
up mindblowing sums
>>67632925
Value odds according to my model.
GSW tonight?
>>67632947
>Neeeeeeeerd
i'm an oxbridge reject
but seriously, do any of you guys know much about nottingham uni? i've not been there or anything and i just chucked it on as my first choice.
>>67632915
notts dece night out lid, think the ratio myth is a load of shit but still lots of birds, you should go would be a laugh
>>67632966
real cheap houses/cabs/bars. lots of girls. not too far from any part of the uk (assuming you're from there). recommend.
>>67632995
yeah the ratio's like 65/35 for my course. just feel that IF i do somehow manage to get the grade requirements for it i might as well reapply for a top tier uni since nottingham requires the same grades.
>>67632966
Reported for off-topic discussion. This is a sports betting thread and your post does not pertain to the intended topic. Perhaps you could make some friends and discuss your university choices with them. Just a friendly tip :)
>>67632966
my mate went down there for medicine 4 years ago, he loved it. You won't mind it too much unless you're one of those spanners that thinks of it as "shottingham"
>>67633041
>"shottingham"
pmsl
>>67633017
Can I buy your accounts when you turn 18?
>>67633017
if you do a lot outside of studying there's not a huge difference between oxbridge, lse and nottingham for economics when it comes to employment
>>67633054
How much?
>>67633054
i'm 18. got around 1K in the bank thanks to your tips. cheers m8
>>67633056
well that's nice to here although most people i've spoken to have said the gulf was huge. don't really want to waste a year of my life though, and with all my friends going to uni i'll probably just spend my time on whiling away on /bet/.
>>67633054
I've been trying to sell you mine for months now and this cunt just gets an offer like that? Rude.
>>67633093
Your English is fucking terrible.
>>67633073
£2k
>>67633075
Dread to think how much I have made greasy sixth formers like yourself
how do i into these tipping groups desu
>>67633093
>here
speaking from experience, if you're involved with lots of extra stuff outside your degree and have plenty of internships and spring insight weeks etc and get a 2:1 from notts you're as likely to get your foot in the door if you're a boring schmuck who got a 2:1 from oxbridge but can barely converse like a normal bloke
>>67633167
You're in the best one right now lid
Hapoel akka Sw small
>>67633133
I'll sell you my 365 for 2k lmao
>>67633133
>Dread to think how much I have made greasy sixth formers like yourself
Imagine running a tipping page and hating it when people win money on your tips
>>67633133
i am the richest guy in sixth form :D
