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Up MUMS on Russia lay edition
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rolling out the johnnie walker green tbqh
Up 16 figures on Russia lads
>>67585192
so true
>>67585282
Charleston Battery - handis
>>67585193
Big sense pal
>>67585391
That was meant to be
>>67585192
No idea how I mucked that up pmsl
>>67585371
Can't stop winning
Swope Park got a tez team. No bet on them for sure.
Fuck sake T2.
>>67585500
Starting to think your a usl fraud tbqh Ian pal.
U E, wtf u playing at.
All my Eurovision profit gone on this tip. Down insane. cba
Jumped on +.75 from 1-0 thinking euan couldn't be that bad, boy was I wrong
>>67585583
wew lad
>>67585523
They will probably score a shit goal and it'll be void as usual.
Not had a match on tinder for days despite swiping right to nearly everyone.
>>67585840
awwwwwwwwwwww
Swiped so many right after Russia wins and literally arranged two different dates on two different nights.
Chatting to this 5ft beauty now.
>>67585840
Bet your profile is dull as this thread right now.
If you're not a 8/10+ you're not gonna do well on tinder unless you seem interesting imo
>>67585911
Hope you mean 6ft lido
>>67585967
How do I make myself seem more interesting than I am?
>Suva v Nadi about to ko
Memories of domestic violence and shit football.
>>67586032
Take a holiday to Thailand and meet your finnie lid
what do you do with your winnings?
>>67586088
over is THE bet if theres a stream.
>>67586032
Nearly ;) but i'm interesting. I reckon you don't even use your bio Iwan
Mackers wants 36k on Three Kings -5.5
>>67585840
Tinder ratio as bad as your USL tips pmsl
>>67586204
>no me gusta
>>67586131
>I go to uni and bet on football. Worth over £50k. Please love me.
What should I add/remove?
>>67586092
Nothing. Literally sits in my Skrill accounts.
>>67586255
Very true.
>>67586304
Interests, something they can think about. im no Hass, but if they match you and you start a convo, they will go through your bio and wanna know you're not going to waste their time. have something interesting to THEM
>>67586304
Info is useless don't listen to these muppets
Photoshop your face into pics with cool people in sociable situations, preferably with girls. If your skills are good enough it'll look real. Been getting nonstop matches with this, pics are most important
>>67586304
leave the £50k in, you'll be loved for your money. take it out and you'll be liked, nothing more.
:^)
seriously though, i imagine it's hard to convince normie girls about your 'hobby'.
>>67586304
Feel like that's pretty good desu
Euan don't listen to le photoshop guy or le hass instagram effects.
Put things like 'Dog lover, American Horror Story <3, Blogger!, Have a picture to back up your interest to talk about,
>>67586472
Autism.
Nu male pls go
>>67586472
<3
they'll think he's bent if he puts that.
>>67586500
No they won't.
Need the void to be in. Tbh
>>67586410
>Photoshop your face into pics with cool people in sociable situations, preferably with girls. If your skills are good enough it'll look real. Been getting nonstop matches with this, pics are most important
kek. But the point is valid
>>67586392
What interests girls these days?
>>67586411
I've never even tried desu
>Hi, I spend several hours a day in front of a laptop trying to keep my head and stake 10x your wages in a week. I will only be able to meet you during the week at night. Weekends are off limits. How are you?
Down insane. Cheers Euan you PERMa dac poofter
>>67586826
Guys who have interests
Lucky for you, you have quite an interesting interest
>>67585840
All I wrote in my bio was 'I'm boring', and they love it.
>>67586826
They like cute animals and Taylor Swift..or so I've heard
>>67586826
shit son, don't put that.
>i'm looking for someone who is flexible with their time, as i am mostly only available during the week in the evenings
normie girls like pop music, netflix (and chill, kek), cats, youtube videos and visiting places.
>thinking you need to share interests with a girl to fuck her
pmsl you need to build sexual tension not a wonderful friendship over your music tastes you melts
>>67586985
Fucking hell mate, I'm not applying for a job
>>67585282
hoki
race to 3 goals denmark over kazakhstan
>>67587064
better than what you put lid, and it might actually work.
i'm drunk, leave me alone. ;_;
Lol, going on tinder to get girls. There are prime uni slags just waiting to be ploughed.
>>67587123
Mine was a joke lid.
Get to bed. Big day tomorrow
v v close to 100 matches lids
>>67587123
>i'm drunk, leave me alone. ;_;
This is what you should put
>>67587192
Pmsl laughing. Obviously meant 1000
>>67587182
>prime
>uni
pmsl
unless you mean on freshers week then you are very wrong
Got sums on EH -4 on South Hobart.
EH -5 is also a bet.
On Skybet boys, be quick
-5 at 3.5 on sky - they're 4-0 up with only 30 minutes played.
>>67587592
Careful lid. It's a blustery day in old Hobart town.
>>67587781
Probably do have too much on this but the info is that Olympia's reserves have been depleted and are basically playing their glue sniffers
When jannies are coming...
They come to your board,
They delete your threads,
And do it for free, for free.
Made it lids
>>67587995
How many u fugged
>>67588021
Offering U5 @1.3
>>67588021
From tindy about 30. Mainly use it for the ego boost tbqh
>>67588047
Special stake
>>67588058
You mucky pup, fair play
>>67588072
Loses tbqhwy
>>67587910
Expect a ban Novak
>>67587592
Windy day lid. Sorry to say this probably doesn't win.
>>67588058
were they 'easy'
>>67588235
Mostly yes.. Easiest one was an ex gf of an old pal. Literally fucked her about 2 hours after matching pmsl
>>67588281
where do you live?
>>67588281
Should have told the pal tbqh
>>67588310
Haven't seen him in about 4 years. Last I heard he was a ket head that had to move countries because of 'drug debts' pmsl
>>67588225
Need just one goal to be up, and I've hedged it in case it doesn't
Lads got an exam on Tuesday, cheeky lass wants to meet up gimme head at Hyde Park. Kinda nervous though, first time. Post tips.
>It's a professor fucks up their units in the question and wants to give a 1.5kg dose of a potent analgesic
The worst part is she refused to believe she fucked up even when the whole class told her
>>67589058
"""""American"""""""" education. There's a reason you're people are retarded tbqh.
>>67589058
>female professors
Not even sexist, but when I was in uni they did this shit all the time.
>>67587592
5-0. Nice.
>>67589058
>1.5kg analgesic
That's a lot to be shoving up your arse
And Suva break the tie. HUPPPPPPPPP
>>67589203
She's actually from Spain though.
>>67589218
Could you imagine what the size of the pill would be? It would legitimately be a horsepill
>you're
Pls tell me your trolling
>>67589258
She good looking at least?
>>67589321
If you're into middle aged women with a lazy eye who figure skate, then sure
>>67587592
>>67587764
6-0
Hope someone got on because it doesn't feel right to be up MUMS on me own :(
pakis SO shrewd desu.
>>67589380
That's my trifecta m8, gimme her number
>>67589380
Had this milfy latina for one of my math courses back in the day.
She wasn't shit as a lecturer, but she was hot af.
>>67589417
Got one more for you lads, another available in Asia
>>67589418
I'll send it with the shoulder pic of my girlfriend. I hear that the professor has an eye on you though ;)
>>67589493
I had one that was probably an 8/10 teach Spanish back in high school, but it turns out she was lesbian.
LARGE on Lambton Jaffas U22 >0.5 1H
>>67589556
Dunno if I'll be awake at this rate, but its at 5am
Kingston City -1.75 medium
Odds have been smashed but the line is still there
>>67589696
What's the info lid
>>67589734
>>67589734
>>67589788
Don't have much on Kingston in terms of lineup, but they're one of the best in the league playing against Goulborn, who have been tez this season - lost their last 5 games - and are gonna have an even tez-zer squad playing.
>>67589841
Soccerway then zzzz. Not this time then pmsl
>>67589862
Nah teamsheet lid
Fuck off South Hobart you shitters
>>67589886
I AM PMSL
Literally just marked it as a win in my spreadsheet.
FFS
>>67589910
pmsl. Shitty. >wind bet loses
What a surprises. LOVE to see how this Soccerway bet goes.
>>67589961
93rd minute goal but it was a great bet.
Put your Eurovision winnings on it mate
>All this injury time
Ref has to be on overs
>>67590032
It was a -ev bet tho lid.
>>67590035
Match was abandoned, I'm guessing Sky didn't stop the clock.
https://twitter.com/SouthHobartFC/status/731679661982277632
>Going from up nice and chance of up sums to down because of 88 and 90+3 goals
Not a fan of these episodes
>>67588225
Told you all. pmsl
>trusting pseudo pakis
>>67590120
>>67590092
I still feel robbed.
Why am I up at this time to get my bum lubed and fucked by the big boys of Skybet
down mums on baseball yet again today, any good locks tonight?
Just looked at my spready. Lost 28 of my last 33 football bets. Genuinely suicidal atm
>>67590730
how is that even possible
>>67590730
Sure you haven't mislabeled football as baseball or hockey?
up mums from reddit tips tbqh, r/sportsbook is far better than this cesspool
anddddd Queensland are up one already. Christ why do I never tip the bets that win comfortably
So I'm wide awake after taking 3FPM last night. Watching Moneyball and I love it - anything else to watch at this unsociable hours?
>>67591357
You can now if you want
>>67591357
pmsl
>>67591357
Embarrassing
JUSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
bet is HT/FT
Still wins desu, just as long as I don't get run my dumb mouth and the law of sod rears its head
>>67591419
So watch the film if you love it. Is there an intermission?
>>67591559
Another -ev bet pmsl
>>67591924
Nothing more than a cheeky value bet
>>67592012
Need to go to bed, can't even remember my own tripcode
>>67591922
No, just paused it for a wank but have stimdick ffs
absolute dire day
>>67592317
Trip on luckswing
>>67592359
kek
put my entire paycheck on cubs today to make my money back. literally would not have ate for weeks if it lost
>>67592429
Why do you continue to bet on baseball? Do you keep a spreadsheet? I'm very interested in your stats on baseball m8
Queensland pls hold
>>67592483
well for the cubs pick I thought it was safe to put a lot on because their pitcher is literally on the most dominant streak in baseball history and their offense is elite
This fucking paki cab driver chased me for 30 fucking cents he didn't even deserve. Had to give him 2€ so he wouldn't call the cops. Didn't even fuck, what a -ev night.
U.2.5 for Sangju and Okayama = free $ lads
>>67592749
when is this game
or did you mean okayama vs gifu
>>67592893
yeah that
sangju is playing against incheon
>>67592913
Looks like the game already started
do you have any more singapore tips
i just started /bet/ so i only bet $1 at a time.
>>67592956
pls go
>>67592749
should I take u 2.25 or 2?
>>67593007
for which one?
>>67592956
im looking at jeju but i'll post again if i get anything solid
>>67593160
sangju, I took u 1.5
>>67593268
pmsl
These yau tsim mong odds are all wrong
smedium on blacktown city fc
>>67593268
and of course they decide to go over in this match
fucking bullshit.
at least okayama-gifu is going seemingly well.
actually fucking sick to my stomach bet on an aussie rules game that was a live 1/66 favorite to win with 3 minutes to go and it lost absolutely seething rn
>>67593629
>betting on something you know nothing about
Utter degeneracy.
>goku going after OUR boy
>>67594207
would love to test his weak jap chin desu
>last game of the season today
tears if you're not going to a match today lids
Can't believe these sunderland odds
>waking up dac
wow machida is shit
Sunderland
Leicester
Arsenal o2.5 btts no
BEGGING this to win or i will actually have to sell my accounts
>>67594207
pmsl, arp going IN
>>67595200
Goku is about to drop absoloute bombs when I feed him info
Daily reminder that /bet/ is a Christian thread and no amount of r/atheism invasions or sock-puppeted strawpolls will ever change that.
Enjoy arguing with Gaytheists, enjoy watching them squabble and show they have the theological knowledge of a 12 year old. Enjoy them failing again and again. Enjoy this because you are better than them /bet/, and you always will be.
Deus Vult.
Kurt!
>>67595200
did he delete the shout?
on my feet for 2 more goals in the slovan slags match
Looking forward to the /bet/ Glasgow meet up today. Reminder to bring your masks lads.
pixel punting HT/FT Dnipro U19 for a small
Independenta Baia Mare Women rball Surreal
Line was +0.75, now it's 0.0 for FH
>>67581695
tears buddy
Kurt making up for a week full of losses.
>>67595974
cool
>>67595974
Wish I had a 365, great bets
>>67595974
What's his tip?
>>67595986
I can sell you mine
http://www.strawpoll.me/10217425
http://www.strawpoll.me/10217425
http://www.strawpoll.me/10217425
VERY important
just rewatched jamala what a performance, thanks to the russian bots giving us odds of 18 yesterday x
>16/10 Keko bet with no writeup
absolute genuine mafia bet
>put liverpool in my 6 fold
>forgot they have the europa league final on Wednesday
fuck
>>67596371
post 6 fold
>>67596336
need ARP to tip a mafia 10/10 on an obscure market and get /bet/ on the other side of it like air
Sunderland due to field u21 side today lids
>>67596404
Still enough to beat watford
Heracles - Groningen should be about 3-2 already, putting thousands on o1.5 now
>>67596447
post slip
>>67596447
On but have already marked it as a loss in my spreadsheet
>>67596447
F r a u d
>>67596466
>>67596479
prepare to change that later lad
>>67596505
prepare to eat your words later lad
>>67596530
chuckled
>>67596530
VERY witty pmsl
>>67595782
Font tou ever do more pré live tips?
If you manage to make this bet lose, got have magical powers.
Luxton such a fraud
>>67596696
Take a moment to look at your life
>>67596696
Talking BIG sense here pal.
Euan SUCH a fraud
1
>>67596801
Its like you don't enjoy refunds
Medium staking Berliner AK -2.5
>>67596908
Awful bet.
>>67596908
make a TT you fraud
based millwall
down 1.5k. still got 1.3k profit to play with.
should I keep gambling or just take my winnings and walk away?
anyone got real advice on this? this kind of money means a lot to me, I don't have good prospects in life and have been poor since I was born.
>>67596994
Win it back
>>67596908
James Mckeown
Just now · Cheltenham
On Berliner AK 07 -2.25 and so is Florian Gramberg
Away side missing players. They need a big win as even on points with Zwickau going for the title (Zwickau 1 ahead on GD).
>>67596994
put it all on a safe bet
>>67596994
put it all on red
Celtic so sick
>>67597098
ffs
cashing out, don't need this.
Did he post it in admin?
>>67596994
Put it all on Juventus. Can't lose.
(srsly though, cash out 1k and play the 300)
>>67596994
send it to me lad
>>67597189
No lid
>that goal by heracles
p good
>>67596530
thanks lad
>>67596530
HUP :D ty lid x
>Villareal @7 against Gijon
That is literally free money lads!
>>67597647
why is it so high?
>>67597647
its fixed pal
>>67597523
>>67597597
no problem, Heracles left it a bit late but such an exciting end of the game now
>Hass
>>67597098
in tears tbqh
>>67597717
I was on the edge of my seat watching it, great entertainment
>the sharia zone of hassan
>mackers
Ffs
>>67597897
I-I advised a cashout senpai
>>67597925
kek
KEK
K E K
got a bad feeling about euans bet desu lads
Hassan what was your info? Idk if I should stay in
If I had a clean 365 I'd be on those muggy corners bets in the Berliner game tbqh
>>67598013
feel like he lost his head after Eurovision, wonder if he's on illegal substances.
maybe we should start a gofundme to get him to rehab
>>67598021
Basically this >>67597098
Villa +2.75 is literally insane value. Wenger will give game time to Rosicky, Flamini and Arteta today. He'll probably start Walcott. No Ozil. Last mainstream special of the season 2bh
>>67597701
4th place, nothing to play for.
Gijon need a point to stay up and Villareal are shit away.
>>67598140
Still ends 6-0
what's THE epl bet?
reffocs SUCH a fraud
>>67598250
see >>67598140
ends 1-0
>>67598250
Sunderland
>>67598250
West Brom DNB
waah waah goo goo waah
HASS SURREAL
Celtic trying to get every one of their players on the pitch to score pmsl
Heracles 2-1 FT and 5-1 after ET lel, should've put thousands on them as well
>>67598858
Cheers lid. Had a few 10NOKs on overs.
>>67598594
Kek South Hobart backers still seething x
>>67598901
Good stuff. Wish Utrecht didn't score so early since I was about to post them as well
Utrecht will beat Heracles in the final desu
Does 365 have red cards for Club Brugge - Anderlecht? There will be at least one.
Celtic's 16 year old sub just came on for his debut and scored within 3 minutes. absolute scenes
M A C D O N A L D S
>>67598250
Lestah to be relegated 2017
>>67598140
Great mafia post, hope you got some mugs on
>>67599367
6-0 confirmed
>That sunderland lineup
HASS
MACKERS IN THE 93RD MINUTE
BERLINER
Hass such a JUDGE
Ich ein Berliner
ABSOLUTELY HALAL
Not on
CAN'T SASS THE HASS
Going to suggest that my wife names her first son Hass
Disallowed, kek
>>67599777
what
JUST GRANT ME THE SWEET RELEASE OF DEATH
>>67599796
Berliner goal
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
GET FUCKED STUPID CUNTS
>>67599823
so so autistic
lost for words, literally just bought my wifes son a new xbox once the goal went in, what on earth was it disallowed for and what took so long
Is there betting for gunpla or model announcements because that's the betting I want
shizuoka is over but theres action there
ffs, at least mackers is down too
>>67599823
seems like you care more about this than we do, pal
>>67599854
I WAS ON YOU MELT, SO FUCKING ANGRY STUPID FUCKING OFFICIALS
Astana incapable af
James Mckeown DAFC
Like · Reply · 2 mins
James Mckeown £50k going on Prem
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>>67600061
Which prem bet?
>>67600042
Tell me you're not betting on cycling.
>>67599976
Should have bankrolled CrickRet's tip desu
Gonna chase on unders in the Arsenal u19 50 minutes play match again, on u3.25
The hearts tip is looking tez Euan, losing my profits from the world Forfar tip on this
>>67600139
wheres this
>>67600221
Not inplay yet, it's a friendly
>Not smashing city
>>67600260
what did you have for lunch ?
Not too sure about your liverpool tip Cybu, their lineup is dire. Putting WBA win and BTTS in me cheeky acca
>>67600303
Haven't had breakfast yet pmsl
Not too sure about this Hearts Slags bet Euan
>>67600389
/BET/ DARK MAGIC
>>67600335
So it will be refund, probably red card in second half for Rentistas
>>67600389
There we go. No idea why I got on this tbqhwy
FFS, this wasn't a pixel punt was it Euan? ;'(
>>67600335
nutter
>Euan
once a fraud always a fraud
>>67600389
>>67600460
Wow that is just rude.
>>67600518
No.
>>67600630
What's the info then lid? Just a Soccerway bet?
>>67600720
Euan KNOWS scottish womans football mate
>>67600865
Clearly not pmsl
>>67600900
this is his first losing bet today lid, zzz
Cntrl F: Palermo
Phrase not found.
>Be Club Brugge
>Don't win a title for 11 years
>Lead 2-0 at home in the title game against your biggest rival
>Throw a bomb on the pitch, game gets suspended
>>67601021
Shitty odds on this FIX
Snooperino such a melt
>>67600900
11/15 on settled Scottish Women bets on my spready.
>>67601355
pmsl and this is the first one I've got on. Soz lid
Man U will never start a match without delay
>>67601147
>>67601021
not fixed wtf
>>67601355
(with voids in the 15 and only wins in the 11)
>>67601392
Banned from following me now pal.
>>67601432
Bomb, innit
Arsenal 1111111
>>67601432
Man City terrorist owners behind it
>>67601469
worth a -0.25 reback on Hearts?
>>67601455
http://www.football-italia.net/84237/carpi-%E2%80%98watch-palermo-verona%E2%80%A6%E2%80%99
Are these kind of bets stupid? I didn't just pick low odds. I picked ones I knew would likely win.
>>67601596
Wait to see how they start but cant see them losing this
What happens with my united bets now?
>>67601640
you need to realise that odds are representative of probability
>>67601681
It goes to fund ISIS
>started betting this year
>only pick games that are essentially "sure things"
> still $200 down
I dont think this semen slurping sport is for me lads
>>67601832
Instead of betting on 'sure things' bet with value
>>67601832
If it was a sure thing you couldn't bet on it. Bet on value.
>>67601832
I literally only bet on Euans tips, up 4.2k in the last 3 months.
Euan such a fraud. Tips all failing
Hass causing all sorts of chaos at old Trafford.
>>67602037
Embarrassing
Was gonna tip Moreinensne but they just scored pmsl
>>67602117
Heard it was a stray dog desu
>>67600335
>Putting WBA win and BTTS
Forgot to put this on
FFS
>Arsenal still only 1-0
Pmsl
Where are the slag goals Euan?
rate my accy
>>67602522
Delete this
>>67602522
scum
>>67602564
>>67602597
it's winning lids, tap tap BOOM
>aguero
Hearts 2 when?
Hearts PLEASE
On my KNEES begging the betting gods for Hearts and Corinthians goals.
What prem game actually matters today?
>>67602743
I mean all the relegations are decided right?
>>67602743
Literally none with United abandoned
Need Hearts and Corinthians slags goals like AIR
>>67602743
arsenal and tottenham's, they want to finish above each other for bragging rights
Hearts and Corinthians P L S
Every time I look it is a Corinthians DA. Just put the biscuit in the basket please
I'm going to use /bet/ magic
corinthians win and heart game o2.5
HEARTS PLS
Euan dirty fraud.
took the cheeky no next goal double @3 to hedge
Moreirense+0.25 is definitely worth a smed
Gonna be down insane. AGAIN
PEN HEARTS
Acumilator ruined because of terrorists.
I included Newcastle beating tottenham.
Fucking islamics
PMSL AT EUAN
30 of my last 36 football bets now lost. zzzz
Dac. Useless slags. Edinburgh is the worst footballing city in the country.
>>67603514
Pretty much.
It's embarrassing how the Old Firm have dominated Scotland.
Small on Padeborn Last Corner
@1.61
>>67603514
Just because your tips are shit
>>67603873
Look up Hibs pmsl
>>67603918
Under 2.5 in Arsenal @2.6
1 win in the last 5 sort it out Euan
>>67603373
What does actually happen with an accy incl. Utd game? I had the same
>>67600139
Official chase bet lids
>>67604285
The pick is voided and the rest stand
>>67603036
222222222222222222222222
Why does no one get on my good tips
Just woke up boys, what's the bet?
>>67604285
if its a void you win the rest of the bet still at lower odds
>>67604334
Citeh win
>>67600139
swear 2 god if dis dunt cum in ur ded cunt
>>67604399
I mean a good bet
>>67604477
If either concede I recommend a reback
>>67600139
PMSL
Goal already.
>>67604495
Citeh -0.5
>>67604582
sorry, I don't take shit bets
>>67604520
Lies
Wouldn't sweat it even if there was a goal, its fifty minutes of play.
>>67604304
>>67604355
Thanks. Not that it's gonna win now but good to know
Chelsea RT9
GOGOOGOGO
Tottenham PMSL
They'll never finish above Arsenal in lifetime
>>67604640
>Line is now under 2
ffs, literally can't profit today
I need one goal from Leicester to complete my BTTS bet.
If they let me down i'll be really upset tbhwy
>>67605051
>mainstream
that's where you're going wrong pal
Literally cannot get a match on tinder lads
>>67603996
pmsl
>>67605051
das it mane!
Hass such a fraud.
>this tottenham collapse
pmsl
Fuck off hass
Hass = Scum
>>67605513
>>67605383
Fuck off
cant stop laying the italian fix
Getting on Novak now.
He will buttfuck murray after this set
>>67606165
>buttfuck
how old are you?
>>67606181
its a reddit meme dumbass
Damn
>>67605555
Waste of quads desu.
>>67606165
Am already on 3.5+ m8
thnx hass. only got 40 quid on because the last of my roll after a very bad few weeks. but every little helps. just gotta make 5k back to get back to green haha...
>>67600139
Arsenal U19 1-0 TUS Ennepetal U19
HUP HUP x
>>67606465
PMSL
IS Hass dare I say it, a j u d g e
So, of all the people who moaned about me saying that the previous few weeks had been good and would come to an end, how many of you are up the past week or so?
>>67606500
I'm up huge
>>67606465
spoke 2 soon
2-1 FT
tears
>>67606500
not one of those rball melts, but I think even plebs are up brains from Russia losing / Germany coming last
>>67606500
>Wah wah I can't win a bet, therefore no-one else can either
Euan layers HUP x
>>67606541
>>67606500
(Excluding Eurovison)
>>67606500
You were right tbf
jesus christ if this suspension is for a last second goal I will
PHEW
1-1 FT.
>>67606500
Up more
>>67606608
Fuck off i was on u2
Fraud
>>67606608
xxx
>>67606651
pmsl, tears I'm up raisins
J West such a positive character, literally impossible to hate him.
Djok pls
>>67606759
This.
Love the lad to bits
Soccerway punting Elche -0.5
>>67606813
Wish he would post more desu. Kinda miss Oil the nonce as well somehow.
>>67606850
Just want the old gang back :(
>>67606831
-0.25 is tastier
but yeah
>>67606902
>old gang
J West, Albania and oil are the same person
>>67606902
Pity most left or went anon. Would LOVE to have a secret group with the gang and without interference from the newfags that have infested this place.
Shame BT was against the idea of a secret IRC chatroom.
>>67606831
Would not trust Elche, watched last game and they were dreadful
>>67606965
>he isn't in the group text
Pmsl
>>67606965
>He's not in the secret group
>>67607011
>>67607013
All right, I will bite. Post screenshots then.
>>67606965
>Would LOVE to get spoonfed
ftfy ;)
Worth following kekos tip today or is he just lotto shite? anyone know argentina footy?
>>67606965
It's a shame you were a prick and alienated everyone really.
>>67607067
kek
>>67607003
I'm on pennies, but with Girona down a man they will surely slip soon enough
>>67607067
While I do not mind getting spoonfed value tips, that's not the main reason. Wonder how you came to infiltrate /bet/ anyway, pretty sure you were not around even last summer.
>>67607113
How so?
Elche haven't lost a game at home in absolutely yonkers, refuse to believe they will start now
Cammi calvisano [email protected]
This just wins
>>67607120
This tbqh
I didn't even notice him until BT and Oil packed it in
>>67606965
Why not just make a gorup chat on Telegram?
>>67607199
Sure, go ahead and make it.
I wouldn't mind a FB group as well.
TEARS CYBU
>Djokovic
HASS BRINGS THE MASS
HASS SO SHREWD
EVERY POST BELOW HERE IS GRACED TO BE IN HASS' KINGDOM
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
CYBU
DOWN INSANE
H-HAHA
Hope Man United play their game in 24 hours otherwise my accy is fucked.
>>67607233
You know none of this ever works. Place fills with people posting shite/wanting spoonfed. No one contributes. No one who is shrewd wants to help. Turns in to a closed version on a /bet/ thread.
What's a good corners tipster, preferably paid?
Facebook/TT etc doesn't matter.
inb4 Euan tells me you can't profit from corners.
>>67607392
that's all i want
>>67607392
Think he's just lonely and wants a friend m8
Throw him a bone
>>67607392
Not true, just never been tried. If it is not anonymous like here, people will be more careful what do post/share. Mainstream mugs, leftists, Hass and all those unwanted mugs will be left out.
>>67607392
There's a r/footybetting one that is actually ok senpai
>>67607404
Zyzz on TT.
Had one of the longest streaks on TT on basically just corner bets. Also tips cricket to some success
>>67607443
It has been tried. There is a telegram group full of shit and there was a FB group before FB banned fake profiles.
>Not on Elche
All profit from today will be gone if Piast won't score
>>67607476
>using fake profiles
for what purpose?
>>67607452
Thanks!
>>67607476
Link to the FB group and TG group please.
>>67607514
Are you just going to give out all your info to a bunch of psychopaths from 4chan? You obviously dont even know who SP is.
>>67607554
FB is dead lid. Everyone lost their profile. Idk telegram, not in it.
>>67607554
Hi lid, I run the /bet/ telegram group. It's run strictly on a 20%+ ROI membership only. Sorry to say, but for the moment this excludes you.
>You will never have dinner with Albania and his wife and kids
Life is suffering
>>67607577
this isn't /b/ senpai, if we wanted to do any ebin raids against you we could have done by now easily. /bet/ people are honestly not bad people at all (aside from on weekends)
>>67607641
Pmsl
>>67607671
>/bet/ people are honestly not bad people at all
lol
>>67607671
pmsl hassan got doxxed the other day
>>67607671
Post your facebook
Anybody got some infographics regarding bankroll management?
>>67607671
Legit bad people in here desu, a week ago a few people tried to get WH to palp the Red Imps special because they were too slow to get on.
Page introduction.
This group was set up as a place for me to share my tips to a more focused audience as well as allow other people share their tips and bets to try to help member profit. It is NOT aimed at people who are staking £2,000 per bet in Asia and on the exchange only.
Any bet I post here I think is a good bet. Sometimes I will be more confident or think it holds more value than other times. This is why bankroll management is important. For me, my stakes work like this:
small - rball only/tiny peice of info
medium - good info + rball support
large - misprice of at least 1.5 goal, or large info (playing youths etc)
special - twice a year, unreal info (a team starting with 9 men, or a team sending 7 U18s to an away game are two special stake games I recall last year)
Different people will have different % of bankroll assigned to each stake size (small bankroll, more aggressive staking). Some will do 1% medium, others more. It is important to keep it consistent.
I will be posting hopefully a good few bets a week, depending on the schedule and the time I have. It would be nice if others shared any tips they have as well, to get a community atmosphere where everyone helps everyone else. When posting a bet, give a reason, even if it is just the rball stats that look very one sided. This ISN'T A FOOTBALL ONLY group. If you have a tip on a horse you heard from a friend, or see a good price on a Greek women's volleyball game, let us know. If someone asks a question, help them if you know the answer - everyone has to learn from somewhere.
To keep the page neat and easy to navigate, keep all posts related to the same game in the comments. Keep discussions of the weekend's mainstream games for accumulators and such in single threads (no one wants to scroll past 30 posts of EPL trebles to find the fixed games someone posted about).
Another very important thing in betting that most people don't mention, is having an account at EVERY bookie possible.
>>67607858
For some bookies, they are only open to certain countries, other will limit accounts quickly, but it is important to have a clean account at every bookie possible. Here is a list of every bookie you need an account with for UK bettors:
(in no particular order)
bet365
Betfair
Marathonbet
WilliamHill
Betsafe (has several clones but none for UK bettors)
Unibet (888sport is a clone)
BetVictor (McBookie is a clone)
Paddy Power
Betfred (totesport is a clone)
Betway
Ladbrokes
Sportingbet
Skybet
Coral
Bwin
Boyle
138bet/10bet/netbet
StanJames
Winner (has several clones)
Fonbet is a Russian bookie. I have found them reliable (no withholding money) but I think others have had issues. A good bookie to have for lets of large stake bets
And finally, an asianodds account via asianconnect88. Bet with SBO, IBC, Singbet, ISN, and Pinnacle as well as being able to see the odds. Always better odds than any other bookie on the games carried
If you are missing any other those on the list, open an account now. If you have had an account limited, I'm sure your dad wants an account there.
I will run this page for a month or two to see how it goes and how profitable it can be then make a decision on the future. Good luck to everyone and lets make some money :)
(this post will be pinned to the top of the page so everyone who joins sees it. If there is anything you think needs added to this post, comment and I will edit it)
>>67607858
What group is this?
>>67607858
>>67607889
I prefer a 2 group system. Your bets on say a main group then like a members group where we can share tips/info.
You're obviously the main person/people that we follow for bets and everyone commenting different tips this may mean we miss yours.
>>67607910
Sounds like a right dullard desu
>>67607910
Dizzy Corleone Tipping
>>67607922
Go back to PGA and fund the albino's gambling addiction.
Russians so so BITTER
> tfw won my first two TT tips
Is it really this easy to make money?
>>67608635
Yes, it really is
>>67608629
Bitter yes, but also correct.
>>67608629
He's completely right though.
>>67608629
Hope it went on to say Australia was ROBBED
>>67608708
>>67608782
I know but it's hilarious that they take it so seriously. Plus, without the jury there would be no reason for countries to even send legit songs, since the public just votes for gimmicks and flashing lights to the point where it wouldn't even be a song contest; they're a good thing imo, provides a balance
Whats rball please?
>>67608958
rigged ball, it's when a game is fixed
medium play on Miami ML
Want to buy paid tips on TT, but my account is used by more than one person, so the tipster would be effectively giving the tips to other people for free. Is this tip piracy? Really STRUGGLING with the ethics on this one.
in play tip: argentinos juniors +0
>>67610033
ARP?
>>67610269
>was getting nervous about Lanus winning but an American tipped the other side
thanks for making it comfy again lid
>>67610333
This, just topped up
>>67610333
>>67610511
imagine not being on the fix
>>67610578
Penny punters GET OUT GET OUT
After today's shitshow. I EXPECT euan to pull out a USL worldie
Where's the fucking TIPS you slugs
>>67610647
Bethlehem game unders, Whitecaps game overs. OKC game to be terrible @ 1.3 is a lock
>>67610782
argentinos juniors you mug
>>67610788
Any going to be staked above 3/10?
I know I'm going to be called out for nibs, but in my spreadsheet in the available funds sheet, it states that I have 2000 in bet365, but my balance in bet365 is half. Have I fucked up my spreadsheet somewhere? Or is available funds referring to something else other than what you have in your account?
>>67610822
Unlikely.
>>67610858
Jog on pal
doubling down on argentinos juniors +0 at halftime
lanus really looks disinterested in attacking and have just been parking the bus for the most part
argentinos are getting most of the calls and have outshot lanus 2:1 and have gotten 3 excellent chances but have not buried them
argentinos
>+0
ok
Lanus have their full team out, more or less and Argentinos have won 1/12 of their matches
BT wants a tiny on Brooklyn Italians -0.75 moving to a small if there is good rball.
>>67611345
why does he?
>>67611443
He doesn't.
>>67611345
>2-0 DAs
>2-0 shots
On huge
On my hands and knees BEGGING for the 2015-2016 A-League bloopers to come out
>>67611225
PMSL up brains
>>67611225
pmsl
>>67611640
This. Gone HUGE
>>67611345
On FH handi's
>>67611443
>>67611580
Simply the better team, Seacoast beyond lucky to win vs Cosmos and 3rd game in 5 days for them. Not a big bet by any means but better than anything else on tonight.
>>67611225
rebacking large @ 12.5
simply cannot afford to lose this bet
On Wilstermann DC
>#Important. I will only tip for my true en exclusive followers. If you want to stay in this group. Send me message the next 24 hours. Then I Close. Just asking 5 Euro a month.For the little service.
PMSL
>>67612152
Unfollowed
Not sure about this BT tip lads
Need these seacucks to collapse.
Absolutely ZERO chance this BT tip wins. I'm on, and haven't won a bet since Thursday. Sorry lids
>>67611725
>>67611766
wet wipes
11111111111111111111111111
>>67612220
>Doubting BT
Missing Eurovision /bet/ already lads, life feels a little hollow now. When does the 2017 market open? Want to get in early, build up a trading portfolio for months in advance and tip stuff here, etc
>>67612220
>>67612250
It's a BT tip not a Euan tip lads. Wins.
>>67612334
talking big sense pal
oh dear
Bario Mexico is at 2.3 on WH
>>67612435
kek
>>67612435
Pretty bad odds for a team 2-0 down desu.
lanus captain just sent off
argentinos is simply going to score here
cap it
crying
tears
>BT
Up or down today lads?
>>67613225
down atm
>>67613225
Up large today, broken even for the weekend though
>>67613225
You tell me
PMSL this is actually going to be loss number 31 in my last 37 football bets. Genuinely thinking about stopping. Roll has gone down so SO much.
>>67613307
Are you me? Literally cant stop losing
Can't stop losing, won't stop losing. Down 2k in 5 days. Can't even afford rope to hang myself.
>>67613469
Euan is always buying accounts
>>67613225
Up 2 specials, a large and 2 mediums today
>>67613501
Would rather kill myself than let him have my account.
Hey mafia, is Iosonouncane one of yours? His 10/10/bets are losing in hilarious fashion.
>>67612019
1111111
Seeing a small chance I might not end up DAC today.
United game re-arranged for Tuesday ffs. 24 hours would have been nice for my accy
>>67613823
Cashed out for void myself
EZ BETS EZ LIFE LOL
>>67613900
how you been, meta?
>>67613900
Setup pics. Now.
lads, lads, lads, why do you hate money so much?
>>67613733
2222222
UAC
>>67613900
Hiding the actual bets is a new one
if the bets don't come in tomorrow i'll never tip on tt again. feel too bad for people putting money on them.
>>67614128
What's your TT friendo?
>>67614152
keko
>>67613900
The king of /bet/ is back!
>>67613900
>loses four 200's in a row
>chases with a 1000
excellent bankroll management as always Mr. Knight
I actually made good money on meta's tips.
>>67614404
I'll take "things that didnt happen for $200"
>>67614404
not unless you cashed out
>>67614404
had a small giggle at this
>>67614470
meh
4/10
Corinthians PLS
wtb? so fucking down
>>67614128
>keko
Dude, you haven't gone large on Brann? It's May 16th tomorrow, home teams are gonna go HAM not to lose.
>>67614876
Overs in the Sporting Kansas City game
CANT STOP LOSING, WONT STOP LOSING
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xiiv-s-DRs&list=PL-8PUpQUEmRbfNJjkOcWxBnpGsIdyuL8h&index=2
NEW EPISODES WHEN?!?
I think I may have found a glitch in my sportsbook, they are offering -.75 for better odds than -.5 even though both win if the team I bet on wins by one or more goals
going to see if I can make some profits exploiting this, hope my account does not get limited
>>67615130
need euan to give me an absolute blowout winner
>>67615130
Not seen this. Didnt even want to pass my exam tomorrow.
>>67615168
Certain I will tip the reserves game overs.
>>67615225
>not seen this
you're in for a great time
>>67615130
pmsl takes 50% of winnings and no liability on loses. American such jokers
31 of 37 bets lost now. Sorry to anyone on unders in Bethlehem steel game. Cause that's what I'm on.
>>67615317
It's clearly fake, good watch though. Bet he doesn't need tinder to pick up girls either, such charisma
>>67615395
just follow euans tips he never loses xD
>>67615395
Must be a meme, post spreadsheet with your recent bets
>>67615130
>over 20% of someone else's roll on a luckswing game
>wins 50% of winnings and loses 0% of loses
Wish I was this guy.
Cannot even spake about his selling thing
>>67615448
STOP WATCHING YOUTUBE VIDEOS AND TELL ME WTFB IS
large on sporting KC
>>67615441
Wish I was. I'm not at home at the moment. Next time I can update my spreadsheet I'll post it
>WHITECAPS GOAL ALREADY
CBA
How am I meant to trust Euan's ability to spot value when he hasn't spotted the countless times Money Talks and Steve Stevens have been discussed in the past?
>>67615526
It was whitecaps -0.25 euan too busy watching videos so missed the team news pml
>>67615669
FFS EUAN
>>67615680
I think he showed up after it hit its peak
sporting KC is pushing hard now, doubling down
>>67615130
>The odds of me losing 3 in a row are unthinkable
>>67615886
http://www.vipsportslasvegas.com/
buy me todays VIP pick plz m8
>>67615680
Because Im usually busy, not avoiding studying for an exam.
WHITECAPS 2-0 AHAHAHAHA
>not on
>>67614373
haha, that $1k bet was a hedge of another $200 bet which was to return 2400
one for the compilation
>>67615952
Dread to think how much steve cleaned up after this aired
>>67615560
>>67615767
I want to die
>>67616176
Thank god I didn't bet because >MLS
>>67616185
kek, poor lad.
THANK GOD I got on overs
check them lids
Pmsl Whitecaps 3-0 22' in. Overs hup x
>>67616346
Ty lid, sicko bet x
KANSAS
222222222222222222222222
LIFE CHANGING MUMS ON KC
seriously may kill myself if they concede here
>>67616592
Fucking cashed out at 0-0.
Would be up 1k now.
222222222222222222222
MUMS
>>67616734
C L U E L E S S
>tfw Americans are up too
sorta want Kansas to concede now
Zamora vs Trujillianos u2.5
About to by my girlfriends son a new PS4.
Please don't fucking concede Kansas...
my fucking heart
>>67616933
>that flag
large on overs
okay /bet/, there's a girl in the window opposite mine (7/10ish) and we often make eye contact
how do i move things forward?
also, up mums on kansas here. was on overs and SW from 0-1 (pls no ban)
pmsl Whitecaps II refuse to stop scoring/conceding
>>67617074
o5.5 @ 1.8 shrewd or lewd?
no, please not like this....
>>67617147
>getting on overs a 3-1
so SO lewd
>>67617028
1111111111111111111
>>67615130
just watched 3 of these, I love Americans
>>67617622
>American editions
somebody make a different thread please
Bethlehem unders fucked. That's 32 losses from 38. CANNOT win a bet
