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Mackers has 30k on rus a 1.6
o/u on minutes this stays up?
Netherlands, Russia and Aussie were my favorites
ONE OF US
>The kikes were the gayest
Can't make this shit up
I made a thread after the last one got deleted and it got deleted within 5 seconds lel
tears @ janitor
>posts deleted
how sad.
easiest money I ever made lads
oh and sorry to whoever put 15 units on my raptors tip lmao
Janitor so large on Russia lay
Seriously considering writing an email to the new 4chan owner regarding this jani deleting our sports betting thread.
Anyone care to explain why the last thread was deleted?
JANITOR CONFIRMED FOR MASSIVE FLAMING HOMO
watch out we have a cunt here
Fucking hell janitor why are you deleting the best parts of this board?
LOVE to see the arse on the lad with the 3k lay atm
He swipes to the left, he swipes to the right...
Euan Park is on grinder all night!
>FOR FUCKING FREE
WHY :(
>>67581647
pmsl
>>67581640
>trying to reason with blobs of crisps and cheese
>spain now 3rd favorite
Unreal thread lads
germany and great britain tied for last place lads
tbph i would *ABSOLUTELY* destroy swedish guy's boypussy if you know what i mean
Janitors are mad that they didn't put all on Russia when they were +2.x
Brits got last place on lockdown.
>serbia drifting Bulgaria getting backed
Happening for me
>>67581686
>not Georgia
Almost got my eyes and ears blown out
Dino going to look like a MASSIVE cunt when russia don't drift out pmsl
Someone needs to pull this janitor aside and explain /bet/ IS /sp/.
>>67581649
What's THE usl bet tonight you perm sporting sausage jockey?
CAP IT
1 australia
2 russia
3 spain
4 sweden
who else /free money/ here?
arrietta is literally on the best streak of any pitcher in history, odds should have been more like -1000
who is this man
GIVE AMERICA A LATE INVITATION TO CONQUER RUSSIA
>>67581715
No way Sweden get that high
BT wants a smed on Bulgaria top Balkan country.
lmao at the janitors deleting posts they dont like.. get a life lads. I know youre angry for not being out on a saturday night but no need to take it out on us..
>>67581715
5 ukraine
>>67581731
Lena won despite being unable to sing
>>67581715
no no no it's obviously going to be some eastern yuro country.
>that russia price
can't stop pmsl, won't stop pmsl
http://www.strawpoll.me/10213073
http://www.strawpoll.me/10213073
http://www.strawpoll.me/10213073
>>67581752
Was a much better melody and scene show tbqh
why does he do it lads?
kek timberlake and this swedish music mix are 10x better than every esc candidate
>>67581777
azer was great, would need pics though, don't remember them off-hand
Janitor laid Russia lads
>>67581777
no Austria?
>>67581777
spain obviously
>be a massive homosexual internet janitor
>earn nothing
>lay all cash + mortgages + wife's son's college savings on russia
>furiously shut down /bet/ generals in retaliation
Is Eagle Eye Cherry really Swedish?
>GUNTHER
wouldn't rule Juveguy out as the janitor
comes across as a massive DANGER
>>67581846
talking BIG sense here pal
S A D B O Y S
>>67581846
talking nig sense pal
>>67581846
the only thing i'd have in common with one is the bank balance
>>67581654
Top kek
>>67581777
>No Malta
dropped
>>67581868
Actually an excellent post.
Going LARGE on america.
>>67581868
pmsl
USA saves Europe once again.
Can I vote for JT?
So so suave
>1.44
WHAT THE FUCK
lads whats it called when one could easily go out tonight but would rather stay at home and do his own thing?
/bet/ on suicide watch, pmsl
>>67581916
>once again
excuse me?
reminder, that smart money is on America
Med on winner by more than 100points 2.10 surreal for russian demolishing
>>67581946
>tonight
Being gay I think.
>>67581916
>implying USA has ever saved europe
>>67581946
fapping
>>67581970
Ya I wish I was, things would be simpler. Gays in now too.
>Tfw Putin is hosting the Russian results show.
>this Russia drift
PMSL
>>67581999
You're joking?
TEARS IF YOU WEREN'T ON THE SHARKS FH
>13k wanting on Russia @1.51
Daniel Gould SUCH a slimy Jew ffs, can't wait for him to aftertime a green on Russia later on
BT has gobbled us up good and proper here
>>67581962
>>67581980
Don't fall for his Juveguy-level trolling lads
Extremely tempted to get out
Will halve my losses on Russia
Feel sick, is there going to be a meltdown.
Jani might as well delete the thread if Russia win
Just got a sms from BT's gf that he commited suicide. RIP.
>>67582061
>if
>IF
when
>>67581777
Dece voting lads. Bulgaria is the right answer
>Betfairs lay book currently above 100%
"russia douze points" is gonna haunt my dreams i can feel it, down so much
who's that THIQQ nigger princess
eurovision stream anyone?
Why does everyone want Russia to lose? I don't watch this shit.
>>67582086
1000%*
>>67582085
Who's the other guy who voted for Belgium? We got similar taste for qt's
>>67582085
you didnt include austria so it's null and void
>Junior Eurovision
>Eurovision
Chunky by name chunky by nature
>>67582091
pmsl
>>67582091
> casual racism
umm... not cool dude. /bet/ does not tolerate bigots.
>>67582098
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=no1v1-2HZ6g
>>67582103
Tipsters been telling us all to lay Russia the past week.
People are literally going to lose thousands if Russia win.
Malta send a literal 10/10 milf. Armenia's slag has great legs too.
>>67582144
>>67582098
Actually it's geoblocked for you
http://www.logotv.com/shows/eurovision-song-contest-2016/live-stream/live.html
Fuck I'm kind
>>67582111
Mein nigger
>>67582162
Only one talking sense in here
>>67582091
pmsl, chuckled heartily
>>67582174
Based Bongistan
reckon they have fucked?
>>67582146
Lmao
when is the winner annouced? want to be here for the shitstorm if russia wins
>eu comedy
jesus fucking christ
>>67582179
Thought you liked petite girls you f r a u d
>>67582208
Australia is gonna win senpai, next year aussiefestival is good money
pmsl @ that Albania flag
This is what happens when Europe doesn't have a war every 30 years...
>>67582208
Each country votes one at a time. Due to start in about 10 minutes.
It gets dragged out, but is pretty amusing at the same time.
> all this generic pop shite
jesus christ, these performers need to listen to some real music like megadeth or iron maiden
get that cunt out
Petra's the hottest woman to appear on the show
DEAD http://www.strawpoll.me/10212924/r
>>67582237
Iron Maiden should've stopped by, they're touring around Europe anyway
Someone stick a cock in this slags gob
if this was held in australia, we'd be tearing our rainbow flags at this shit tbqh
Jesus lads I apologise on behalf of my country for this shitfest
>>67582237
eastern-southern europe is about 15 years behind the rest of the civilized world
> european """"""""""humour"""""""""
cringing hard tbqh
How do I vote for her?
Who the fuck was that and can we vote out now
>>67582285
SO glad someone got a cap of this
>that wink
>Spain crashing for big 5 into 2.75
>got on at 9s
feels good
TEARS
Sweden 3rd favourites, is it habbening?
Eurovision please, just vote already
>>67582303
Still sweating here thinking about it
mmm those swedish school girls were hot as fuck!
>>67582285
sauce
jesus what is this rubbish?? who the fuck thinks this is funny?
Great to see Sweden showing some ethnic diversity in this clip
Jesus it's been over 2hours of Sweden sucking their own cocks
>muh esc obsession
>>67582347
U a nonce m8?
I am cringing pretty hard right now to be quite honest
>promo about sweden
>people are white
>not shitskin/somalian
>>67582347
https://vine.co/v/ibaKw3man0H
>>67582380
I noticed this, very dissatisfied and untrue
>>67582382
Genuinely saw Steve Dawson on a bus last week. Absolute danger pmsl
I really hate Sweden
Anyone who owns a 'swegway' needs to be put on some sort of list
These Russia odds.
Eurovision is kinda boring without some conflict or freak artist (beardlady cringe or based Lordi)
pmsl at juvecuck getting banned and posting it on TT
Would really like Big al to reback russia at 1.40s
>>67582430
Stood up applauding this post. Not sure when I will stop
>>67582406
Never heard of him til the other day, twitter is hilarious tbqh
>>67582440
What IS he playing at?
>>67582442
>clapping
You sure you're not muriclapian?
RIGGING INTENSIFIES
LAY RUSSIA NOW, REBACK AFTER JURY RESULTS
ACCORDING TO PLAN? RIGGED CONFIRMED
just put 5k on Rus @1.43
AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE
OI OI OI
SCARED SCARED SCARED SCARED SCARED
1212121212121212
Russia 3 points
PMSL
>austria
based little sister
DRIFT IS IN
iceland straight from james bond
>the only black guy in iceland
DOUWE BOB CONFIRMED TOP 5
>Iceland
BOB
muh soviet bloc
UK 8 POINTS HOLY SHIT
Russkies got this
>Favourite rapper from San Marino
Huge competition for that
>Hungary 10
>Croatia 8
YUGEEEEE
ireland you cute
this is some mixed up shit
ireland
>Bulgaria 10 points
they will give aus 12
based ireland
Netherlands 1st
Sweden 2nd
HABBENING
>this Georgian slag
Georgian host fit as fuck
Belgium?
remember, ireland doesnt like asses on girls, so they picked the smallest ass in the competition
explain this format? who are these people allocating points?
does every country have 12 points to give?
can you vote for your own country?
who eurovision here?
>everybody got a point already
boo
rigging ukraine shits
Russia getting btfo
>>67582580
Juries
Yes, and then other countries get less
No
>it's an jury are giving ukraine points because muh political statement song, muh 1944, muh Krim, etc.
wait what
>>67582592
early, they do this to make it dramatic but russia win easy
quick where can i find real time live odds for eurovision
INGERLAND INGERLAND INGERLAND INGERLAND INGERLAND INGERLAND INGERLAND INGERLAND INGERLAND INGERLAND INGERLAND INGERLAND INGERLAND INGERLAND INGERLAND INGERLAND INGERLAND INGERLAND INGERLAND INGERLAND INGERLAND INGERLAND INGERLAND INGERLAND INGERLAND
>>67582580
>who are these people allocating points?
just someone to deliever the points which are voted by jury/people within the country (I think it changed so I dunno exactly but they aren't just making it up themselves)
>does every country have 12 points to give?
Yes every nation that took part I think including semi finalists
>can you vote for your own country?
No
>>67582608
There isn't an algorithm this year
MALTA BASED AF
THE RUSSIAN BARGE IS DRFITING
russia getting btfo pmsl, uac
NEED RUSSIA TO DRIFT FURTHER
HOLY FUCK SO GREEEEEEEN
WE WERE GOOKS N' SHIT
/eurovision/ i mean /bet/ on suicide watch ahaha
this is the juries btw, public vote will favour russia heavily
this is literally the gayest shit, why does every jury person feel the need to babble on
>Switzerland
>>67582646
THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS
>YOOO HOOOOO 'ELLO!
kek
>>67582644
Why? Everyone laid Russia and they are getting btfo
>>67582645
im not shure, ukraine shilling was pretty bad the last years
>Tfw got ukraine at 20s and Aus at 7s
about to green on russia in a sec
I'm still here for Netherlands
IM SO GREEN
wew would bang this Moldovan bird
>>67582644
The only person on suicide watch is mr McKeown with 30k on rus pmsl
WTF IS GOING ON????
>>67582665
you need to think more political dummy
IT'S ABSOLUTELY HAPPENING
russia btfo
>cyprus suit
CANNOT SPAKE HOW GREEN I AM
>This cypriot danger
Should we back Russia lads?
>>67582697
after the jury votes are over
aussie crushing it
russia at 4.00 pmsl, hup
HANDS IN THE AIR CHEERING EVERY AUSSIE POINT
russia ABSOLUTELY BTFOOOOO
literally cannot stop rubbing my hands like a hot jew
australia already half through, normalfaggs will vote them more than enough
crazy accent from dutch lady
>>67582430
List? Just gather them up with the rest of these absolute degenerates and gas the lot.
1. Australia
2. Netherlands
3. Russia
>>67582712
trijntje oosterhuis is literally retarded
>Break before Israeli vote
[JEW RIGGING INTENSIFIES]
Putin on suicide watch
>>67582725
lol
Russia lose pmsl
Who are the Jews most likely to vote for you guys reckon?
>all this Ukraine shilling
its written in the stars
TRADE OUT NOW OR NO?
WE NEED MORE POLITICS, RUSSIA IS BAD GOYS
REEEEEE NOT VOTING RUSSIA
>>67582745
Sweden
>>67582580
>burgers in charge of understanding things
Nigga u dum.
I'd like to take this moment to give a shout out to the big man in the sky.
Big Al, couldn't of done this without you lid
>>67582745
Germany
>>67582745
Russia
van der saaaaar
>>67582745
ukraine, because muh conflict, muh war with russia
Bulgaria absolutely fucking serbia for top Balkan.
>Belarus
shocking
Russia getting votes from belarus
kek
>german lesbian
My sides
ukraine 7 points, i hate this fucking country
I CANT RELAX IN GERMANY
>>67582775
in the netherlands Belarus is called 'white-russia' roughty translated.
top kek german guilt
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
CANNOT
should I put my money on russia or not
>germany
i don't even...
>Sweden 3rd with juries
They're a MASSIVE price to win @100, he should have a lot of televote support
>Germany
>>67582788
it's Weißrussland in German m8
>Norway hating on Sweden
KEK GET FUCKED SWEDEN
political shilling so far
georgia -> ukraine (conflicts with russia)
belarus -> russia
russia -> armenia
moldavia, lettland -> ukraine (same as georgia)
armenia -> france (diaspora)
germany -> israel
>Australia
what the fuck
>>67582788
Same here. Hviterussland or white russia.
WHAT THE FUCK AUS.......
Norway >> Sweden
So should I back Russia now, and then cash out for profit when the televoting comes in?
LMAO
These are the "people" behind the shit posts
what is that goblin?
>>67582815
cyprus -> russia (debts)
malta -> uk
What a time for the stream to lag
>>67582816
the channel the has eurovision is like a Filipino station no one watches
I promise I'm white guys
> eurovision
> australia
> europeans in charge of geography
lmfao!
>RICHARD
>>67582824
bump someone spoonfeed me pls
POINTLESS
>>67582835
Jews desperate for more shekels.
Australia being represented by fucking ugly gooks is hilarious.
.
based greece
life long and prosper
Back Russia when?
Can we add the rest of the Anglosphere please?
>USA
>Canada
>NZ
>Russia
>BTFO
Have I missed the Albanian danger voting yet or is he still to come?
Wanted a new image of our Albanian friend
i'm so SO green
mm Shes some cumbucket
This Lithuanian slag lads
sweden got no points in last 5 countries, what is this bullshit
EUROPE BLOWN THE FUCK OUT.
WHO HERE /GREENASFUCK/?
serbia you fucking traitors
This is utterly surreal
I could never have imagined it being this good
I'm really glad Australia are in it. We can still look non-tryhard when competing and then when Australia win, the contest will be held in the UK next year.
Genius.
LAYING Russia top 3 @1.61
>Germany
>Has a point
shame desu
>>67582891
It's justice
>>67582876
THERE HE IS
would fuck fyrom
>>67582909
this desu, they probably won't get another one
>>67582894
GREEN AS FUCK
>Albania
Where's his S H A K I N G hat?!
>>67582901
We have already said Germany will hold for us
get KEKED
PMSL
M
S
L
>ukraine
>>67582937
best country on earth
Well at least our gook isn't Ukraine
>>67582923
was hoping for 0 points
estonia trying hard to please the swedes with 12 points so they can be part of the 'scandinavian region'
>>67582923
>>67582909
one can only hope
A FUCKING WEEB
>>67582937
Fucking traitorous shits.
Ukraine what the fuck?
POST YOUR BOOKS
>>67582971
needs an Albania post attached
>>67582957
same, had it @8
pol was right, shilling harder then ever
I really should have went out tonight. These women are making me horny asf
>muh dik
(You)kraine
Some suicides tonight
UP so much gonna lay Australia
>>67583006
From WHO lid?
BT so surreal
>>67583006
Especially near the Cheltenham area
>>67583006
checking in
WEEBS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>Germany
Went almost all in hope the public will save me
Televoting is rigged so hard that Russia somehow gets a zillion votes and wins.
where did juve go
WTF
I think I accidentally cashed out, I've got 890+ in the bank but still 500 on my book?
What is going on
Russia largest population wins due to home voting.
>>67583063
who cares m8, put a tiny back on Russia
>gook from australia is going to win
>EUROvision
>>67583074
My liability is 0, this isn't nibs just new to betfair
>Chinese
Those chinks can never stay away from Europe can they
>>67583063
kek no way - normalfags are behind ucraine
I've seen this before
Goff reusing old content?
Gonna go out tonight lads find myself a nice South Korean girl.
>>67583085
at least it's not a gypsi
>>67583065
Based hotpockets gave him 3 days off. Fucking cunt that guy.
>>67583098
good luck cunt
Legit surprised UK got so many points
how come bookies get btfo year after year at eurovision
>havent traded out yet
SHAKING
>>67583092
>>67583074
Bump, what is going on
germany last ::DDDDD
BULGARIA BEATS SERBIA
TOP BALKAN
YES
POLAND WILL WIN EUROVISION WITH 1000 POINTS FROM TELEVOTES CAP THIS SHIT NOW
Poland and Austria getting that cock sucked tho
uk youve done it lads, you beat us by 2 places
fucking shit taste senpai, Netherlands outside of top 10 m8, fucking disgusting
what the fuck is going on with Poland
>Poland
What the fuck?
How the fuck are Poland gonna score this big just from public?
>>67583218
>8
POLAND STRONK, POLAND WILL WIN
>Malta 11th
Poles around the world televoted
National Praud
>>67583233
The whole country sent texts
FUGGGGGGGGGG
>losing by 30 clear points
RUSSIA WILL WIN THIS
I now see why there are so many Poles in the UK. Sneaky Eurovision tactics.
Why the fuck was Australia allowed to participate?
UKRAINE PLS
RIGGING JURY SHITS
France outside of TOP 5
Fucking shity televoting
SWEDEN TOP5 IN UAC
Australia wont win this will they
404 needed
OGRE OGRE OGRE
SUICIDE WATCH
FUCK YOU EUROPE FUCK YOU CUNTS
RUSSIA WIN LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCKING RIGGED SHIT
GOOKS REKT GOOKS REKT
UKRAINE
SO SO SO SO GREEN
UKRAINE
HAHAHAHAH RUSSIA BTFO BTFO BTFO FUCKING POLITICS Mate
UAC UAC UAC UAC UAC UAC UAC UAC UAC UAC UAC UAC UAC UAC UAC UAC UAC UAC UAC UAC UAC UAC UAC UAC UAC UAC UAC UAC UAC UAC UAC UAC UAC UAC UAC UAC UAC UAC UAC UAC UAC UAC UAC
HAHAHAHAHAHA
U K R A I N E
K
R
A
I
N
E
FUCK YOU EUROPE FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
We gave 12 points for russia !
This was fucking amazing tbqh
Had way more on Ukraine than Aussie too so delighted
>>67583281
GO SUCK A DICK
LMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAO
BOOKIES BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
no one in that arena good enough at maths figure out it wasn't enough until the guy announced it...embarrassing tbqh
Democracy doesn't work.
WEW LAD
E
W
L
A
D
MACKERS WANTED 30K ON RUSSIA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
S C E N E S
Whose on suicide watch here
I like this new system
>tfw you've won a life changing amount of cash
fucking a
SWEDEN TOP 5
FRANCE BEST BIG
BULGARIA BEST SERB
UP A CUNT
HAHAHAH TEARS AT HOLLAND TOP 10
UP ABSOLUTELY INSANE
EUROPE STRONG
SHITPOSTERS FUCK OFF
Poland TOP 10
KEK
>1.06 unironically matched
>UK ten points to Poland
CAN'T MAKE THIS UP.
>>67583338
If you're down you went against /bet/ and deserve it
I was so mad that Australia lost that I forgot that I put10 quid on Ukraine at 15.00. Top Kek. Thank you based CIA that manipulated the vote.
>UK phone voters gave 10 points to Poland and 12 to Lithuania
They should just let people vote for their own country, EU free movement has made this ridiculous.
>it's an eurovision P O L I T I C S episode
>jamala
>female jamaal
UP SO MUCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>67583367
It's the fucking poles in London
Russia's the people's champion
does that mean Russia will be morally obliged to gibe back Crimea now?
>mfw big al came through again
god im in tears
absolute legend
>>67583380
Force fed red pills.
POST GOOD WIN NUMBAS SCREENS
>>67583374
TALKING BIG SENSE PAL
>>67583410
No, but they can annex the rest of Ukraine so they get next year's Eurovision.
What where the odds Russia to be top 5?
>You now realise ARP yield is insane
>>67583436
1.0001
>>67583418
He backed my team earlier too.
I guess God (big al) gives he takes
If you want to bounce back from Kikevision losses I'll be monitoring UFC tonight on TT
>>67583442
So why the fuck is everyone up?
>>67583436
Like 1.01
Think top 2 was 1.1 at one point, wish I had laid that
Absolutely TEZ song, I wonder if You now dancing to it boys?
What a night.
Czech were the real losers tonight
>>67583472
How did you rig the televote
My penis is so rock rock hard right now, lads.
PUTIN
BTFO
T
F
O
Cannot stop grinning
LMAO
RIP RUSSIATRIP
I TOLD YOU IT WOULDN'T HAPPEN
WTB UFC lids?
Does anyone have the final standings?
Mel Gibson, John Torode, Shane Warne, Kylie Minogue, Steve Irwin (RIP), Harold from Neighbours, your girl took one hell of a beating.
>>67583481
This desu, was like the glory nights on /bet/. Cannot wait for next year now.
>full on a lay on Russia
>getting sweaty during the performances
>putting the back on after the jury votes, accepting it will be a minor win, since the only large back was on Ukraine
>this happens
unf
>>67583472
+ girl is fugly
>>67583465
I layed top 3 @ 1.15 I think.
Hope that lttl rat Juveguy has my £20 ready
Can't stop doing laps around the flat
WON'T stop doing laps around the flat
>tfw you cashed out on ukraine and put it all on russia
>>67583461
LAYING RUSSIA
Only good in this song is that it beaten shit out of Russian Pornstar
Thank fuck Juvecunt is gone, £20 is a small price to pay to get rid of that rat. best of all he didnt get his greasy hands on it.
>>67583589
U W0T?
saw this coming.
>russia annex crimea
>most of the world is against them
ukrainewinslol
sympathy vote lids
i-is this what it's like to have sex, lads?
>that semi final 2 drift on Ukraine
>>67583629
what kind of limp-wristed garbage country votes with sympathy over honor? Shaking my head, acquaintances
>>67583577
To not win?
Big al:
Ukraine won... wtf... had 100 euros on odds 12 as a cover on russia
>>67583664
liberal sjw countries. so, most in eurovision.
>>67583673
Yes that is what lay means, you are offering odds on them to win meaning you are essentially betting on any outcome other than them to win
>>67583673
exactly. they were heavily favorites but /bet/ didnt buy the hype and Russia rightfully lost
just had to rewatch poland performance to remember what it was
wtf how did that thing get 4th place fan vote
>juvefag btfo
R E S T I N R I P
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S
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I
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>>67583708
>>67583719
Is this how you guys make money? Have I been doing it wrong the whole time? Do you have to pay the people who take the odds?
Just seen APR used my 3 monitors post
grinning so SO much right now
ARP up 2 specials
>>67583751
>APR
Loving your illiteracy
>>67583764
Yield literally went up 9% on those bets alone
>>67583721
Putin's conspiracy was to suck all points from other countries like Ukraine and Australia and give them to one of the worst songs (Poland), so Russia can win it
>>67583751
I really enjoyed it mate
>reminder that this man is very shrewd
http://www.rferl.org/media/video/russian-tv-doesnt-get-ukraines-eurovision-entry/27733512.html
>Russia
/bet/ we need to send Sergiey some winnings money, poor boy will be sent to the Gulag
Semi final results are out - Russia and Australia won
>>67583877
>implying we won't be seeing ukraine's entry gulagging on his cock when the inevitable sex tape comes out
Had all my money on Australia, what the chase bet?
Just woke up to MOUNTAINS on the Russia lay
>>67583883
Bosnia 11th in semi, Netherlands/Malta joint 11th in final pmsl, BT crying
>>67583901
juvebet to not post here tomorrow @1.01
>>67583492
A bunch of niggers with disposable cellphones? Dial bots? Some cunt with admin access?
What's the usl bet tonight Euan lid
>>67583922
post full results pls
>>67583960
Will have a look once I stop doing laps of my living room
>>67583972
http://www.eurovision.tv/page/stockholm-2016/semi-final-1
http://www.eurovision.tv/page/stockholm-2016/semi-final-2
>>67583972
this desu
>>67583987
SO SO HAPPY
TAKING MY FLATMATES OUT FOR DRINKS.
Cheers lads it's been great x
>>67583987
Thinking of getting a pool or a 4th bathroom added to the place m8?
>>67584026
Already booked my pool installation during the jury votes.
USL:
Louisville v St Louis could be quite open and overs may be the bet.
>Charleston Battery are too short @ 1.5.
Swope Park could be the bet depending who is playing
>Orange County Blues could be a bet because I have Arizona Utd down as a shit team but not been able to see them in their recent games
Sac Rep v S2 could be a shitshow of epic proportions but swearing overs because I have hardly seen Sec Rep and they dont seem to score many according to muh soccerway
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGXzlRoNtHU
>>67584096
no idea how you have enough of a head to bet responsibly after this
>>67584096
>swearing
swerving
>>67584109
>t4tw
>responsibility
Fastets thread in a LONG time, shae the Janny is such a danger.
Thread song in honour of Russia losing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mGBaXPlri8#t=14
>Netherlands
Backers BTFO
>>67584208
God, was absolutely in love with the short haired bird when this came out.
>>67584174
/bet/ is a likeable place when the collective are on a winner
I was the bloke with a 3k liabilitly on Russia winningm cashed out for a huge loss as phone was about to die and thought they would win, heads gone
>>67584237
Who wasn't pal? Fucking surreal Slag.
>>67584251
You stupid cunt
>>67584251
eye liquid
>>67584251
Hope you're ok
>>67584251
Hellodarknessmyoldfriend
>>67583804
I cashed out for a 1.7k loss feel so sick
>>67584251
Are you that desperate for you's? Refuse to believe anyone could bet with such big amounts and be so thick
>>67584251
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
>>67584251
m8...
>>67584251
i am p m s l
>>67584251
may I interest you in a thing called PowerBank, a mobile phone loading device available for as little as 10€?
>>67584251
This is bet gold
>>67584395
M8 I don't think he can spare 10 euro right now
>>67584251
>he didn't trust BT
>>67584251
>he puts himself in a position where his phone may die when he's out of the house
>Eurovision is a year away
>>67584466
this, so so -ev
I RARELY use my data, in fact, the only time I use data is to 1. reply to a tinder slag and 2. bet.
>Euan
reback time
Fuck sake Euan. DAC
BT here. Had a horror show on Top 10/qualify markets etc and managed to only break even but Russia lay/voting trading paid for the whole holiday and more. Glad to see everyone UAC, makes me want to get the TT account started up sooner. Night lids x
>Euan
One big win has got to his head and now he thinks he can tip UTTER shite. o I am laffin
Massive dangers.
Also I'm dac already.
>>67584541
>one girl on her phone
>two girls looking the wrong way
Disgusting to see.
Just remembered lads, I had 1% of battery in cab home and saw Aus were really short so lumped on, genunely never betting drunk again it's cost me about 2.4k pmsl
>>67584518
Cheers for the tips lid, wish i didn't bottle it, did you follow gavsters tips?
This won't happen next year. The odds during/after the jury votes won't fluctuate this fucking much ever again.
Euan would a cashout be advisable?
I got on after the first goal but it's not looking too good
Wasn't on myself but I'm so happy ARP and /bet/ in general are uac, well played boys x
>>67584781
They are playing better now. No reason to cash out
>>67584815
thanks b.
kisses
>>67584815
pml
Charleston Battery -0.5 marge
new thread plz euan
pmsl at lux and mackers losing sums on russia. imagine backing them purely as putin's bots made them favourites pmsl
>>67585083
Need some top OC from tonight ideally
>>67585088
Lux's squirming and refusal to believe Russia had lost was so funny
>>67585118
Caps?
>>67585088
Still made me sweat, can imagine if I was backing Russia rather than laying I would've felt pretty comfy until about a quarter or a half of the way through the jury votes
>>67585088
pmsl mackers always loses on eurovision
>>67585118
remember, he's never wrong. love how quiet he gets when he loses, never hear a peep out of him when he's dac but before that he posts every couple of minutes
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