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NEWS:
>Will Brooks to UFC soon
http://www.mmamania.com/2016/5/15/11677414/bellator-mma-cuts-will-brooks-strips-vitaly-minakov-heavyweight-title-spike
>Werdum wants rematch
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/15/11677612/reckless-fabricio-werdum-wants-rematch-with-stipe-miocic-at-ufc-200
>Leslie Smith is angry about Cyborg stoppage
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/15/11677526/leslie-smith-pissed-as-hell-about-total-bull-stoppage-against-cris
>Souza wants title shot
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/15/11677670/jacare-souza-feels-he-deserves-title-shot-after-spectacular-effort
SCHAUB?
SCHAUB!
SCHAUB!
SCHAUB!
Who /Seagal/ here?
https://youtu.be/3v4-zYghodc
>>67609854
Great OP, OP.
>>67609854
Thanks for the decent OP, lad
>those dumb swedes who said dillashaw would maul cruz
i love memes
alright lads,
is the werdum meme face finally dead?
responding to >>67609539
>>67609955
>>67609955
Thats pretty interesting. I wish I had more people IRL to talk jits with but most people I talk to are either outside fans with no training or dont usually like talking about the details like that. Anyway its like 3:30 AM so night /heem/
>Conor
>losing the belt
Deluded. None of those manlets can take him.
IN
TO
PIECES
>>67609854
>>67609973
>>67610011
Embarrassing
Reminder that Stipe should be stripped for poor sportmanship
>le sucker punch and celebrate man
>>67609926
bigfoot needs his hair justed too
>>67610104
Conor "I will be the most active champion in the UFC" McGregor
Conor "I'd rather die than tap" McGregor
>>67609960
I think I would fuck up anyone below WW
>>67610040
Nah, he'll be back. It's heavyweight.
Besides, I'm not super sold on Stipe either. He seems beatable.
>Chute Box
more like shit box
haha
>>67607826
>>67610085
dude shut your whore mouth this Manga was great.
All Rounder Meguru is also a really good MMA Manga.
>>67610186
Welcome back.
>>67610158
>brazil
>>67610104
conors gonna be stripped of the belt. i dont think hes ever going back to featherweight
Give ngannou his shot
>>67610040
...No.
>>67610232
all former chute boxe fighters won yesterday
Here's the Phil Davis vs King Mo fight for anyone that missed it
http://bellator.spike.com/fight/cjexh8/bellator-154-phil-davis-vs-king-mo
>>67610249
yeah big surprise I failed once again at doing something.
20 days till Weidman fans are making excuses again
>>67610326
wasn't that only Shogun?
>>67610337
>content not available in your country
Hey fuckass, how about you try posting things we can all enjoy?
>>67610232
this is the "fans" that comes with conor
>>67610395
cyborg too
>>67610373
maybe you should stop giving up so easily
>>67610373
youre here forever
>>67610399
A
FUCKING
LEAF
>>67610465
I warned you about this.
Be careful.
>>67610490
She's looking pretty JUST with that hair.
>>67610490
>those comments
kek
Barbarena is actually fucking legit, wow.
>>67610235
What manga is that? I've been reading kskm but I could use one with qt fighters.
>>67610337
first time i ever seen Phil Davis do a caperioa kick
>>67610522
>>67610532
>cute teeth
what did they mean by this?
Anyone ever been to an MMA event at Mystic Lake Casino?
I'm trying to figure out how the view is and where I should buy seats for RFA 40.
Thanks /heem/
>>67610522
>tfw kangaroo could heem anyone below WW
Ba Ba Ba Ba Ba Babarena
>>67610490
>that hair
>>67610490
That dog looks like it has eyebrows.
What a nice dog.
>>67610746
>>67610518
Don't judge!
>>67610104
>Conor
>Making the FW cut ever again
I wonder how far away from the new 8% during fight week policy he is
>>67610766
https://www.instagram.com/p/BBS5-AfG5cD/
Shit lads thought it was Monday today
>>67610732
no oh god no not here
>>67610235
I love Meguru, but that one had a weird development, like the mangaka was tired of doing it. And then suddenly ends with all the weird build up cut abruptly.
Don't get me wrong though, I liked until the middle of it or so.
>>67610564
Teppu is the one posted in the other thread.
I also recommend All Rounder Meguru too, the protag isn't female, but there are multiple females in the cast and even a tsun female fighter that trains together and they have some sort of development.
The girls in Teppu are all more weird than cute though.
Who /Werdumstillmyboy/ here
hola cage fighting connoisseurs
this may not be the right place to ask but fuck going to sherdog or anything like that.
ive trained Muay Thai (and some general mma) for like 4 years but nowadays i only lift, i have a heavy bag tho which i like to practice some kicks on every now and then, but is there some kind of video directory on youtube or whatever that explains more advanced techniques or combinations?
Now can everyone shut up about Fabricio Werdum being the greatest heavyweight fighter of all time? UFC fans and media wants so badly to have one of their fighters be considered the greatest of all time, compared Fedor Emelianenko. Fedor Emelianenko won 30 fights in a row and did not lose for over ten years. UFC fighters either lose to the next random opponent or get busted for PED's or do something stupid outside of the cage.
>>67610919
Werdum is done. Heavyweight is done. It's all done. Pack it in. The UFC is dead.
>>67610919
he was never my boy
>>67610964
If you don't get decent answers try >>>/asp/, among all the mandrama there's usually a martial arts thread
>>67610964
buy guns
>>67610966
>Fedor Emelianenko
>>67610966
Fedor gut dusted by a scrub who got dusted by a herb last night. There is no greatest heavyweight of all time.
>>67610993
Don't worry breh, the media just need to hype another underdog and everyone will be happy and cheer again.
webm of last night's huem KO lads, plz
adios mma aficionados
>>67610919
I actually don't think I have a heavyweight boy other than Mark Hunt.
>>67611083
my heavyweight boy is tyson fury
>>67611083
Interesting he is my least favorite heavyweight.
CRAWLING
whats the point of usada heavyweight?
Who is your favorite female strawweight mixed martial arts fighter?
>>67611047
I fancy myself as more of a cage fighting connoisseur.
>>67611167
>haha heavyweight d-doesn't even matter..
>r-right guys?
>>67611131
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBRJK8cwP74
How many times will stipe defend his title?
Who is the GOAT Heavyweight?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10216457
>>67611000
/asp/ has been garbage for martial arts for a long time
>>67611131
What a sad story that guy is. He dead yet?
>>67611208
ive been saying this for months now tho
every new hw fight is more proof you cant have men that big have such a small roid diet
>>67610964
I bet I could heem you.
I COULD HEEM EVERYONE ITT
>>67611172
I would love to heem that smug monkey
>>67611266
You missed Schaub?
>>67610964
honestly get a soccer ball, learn how to punt and kick, soccer kicks and punts are some of the best type of kicks for street fights and fuck they were so awesome in PRIDE
>>67610964
heavy bags don't hit back
>>67610919
Always.. why did he have to do something so retarded? He could easily go down as the HW GOAT in a few more fights.
>>67610964
wynaut join a gym senpai
>>67611381
>why did he have to do something so retarded?
he always does that
>>67611131
Is that a loss to Kerr, or is that Kerr losing a fight?
>>67611521
how high are you?
>>67610964
learning martial arts from youtube, just go to a good gym, tell the teacher u want some new mewvement and start sparring
>>67611521
>>67611521
Kerr won that fight and i want to say theres old clips of it on youtube or his smashing machine documentary, guy was GNP so hard he constantly was crawling out of the ring ropes to have the ref stop, ref warned him a bunch then DQd him after a bunch of resets
>>67611558
I don't use Shershit like it's 2006 anymore, buckaroo.
And I'm only slightly high.
>>67609854
The year when USA takes over UFC and China literally takes over UFC.
Given that it's only a matter of time that america will have the FW champ, who will be the burger that kills RDA/Russian jihad to get a clean sweep for the States?
>>67611664
to bad china sucks at martial arts
>>67611598
I can barely blame the guy. I'd be crawling out of the arena if I had to fight Kerr at his roided out physical peak.
>>67609854
>LOL WHO CARES
how dare you you fucking burger, don't you disrespect my country like that, put some respek on it
>>67611684
Joseph "The Ho Bag" Bochenek
>>67610607
this makes me sad. what a cunt to knock out a kanga who was probably scared as fuck.
>>67611684
Actually its a Taco.Based N8
>>67611684
It'll be some natural lhw wrestler who dehydrates and is ''natural''
>>67611739
who
>>67611761
Nate would be stomped by either of them. With Khabib it wouldn't even be a close fight.
>>67611795
The future GOAT.
http://www.sherdog.com/fighter/Joseph-Bochenek-832
>>67610729
if men still had tails, would mma be more exciting?
>>67611131
Match is here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26ka_H1yLzw
at the 28:46 mark
>>67610305
all me
and you have to concede it wasnt so far fetched, if stipe wasnt so damn reapectful and if werdum lost in a little less dumb, definitive and deserved way shit mightve ended in a more chimpy way, if you will
There are so many manlet fights in the UFC now. Lightweight used to be the manlet containment division just a few years ago.
>>67611852
>0-10
>5 taps to strikes in the first minute
>1 submission loss to a RNC at 0:00 into the first round
ALL I KNOW
ARE SAD SONGS
SAD SONGS
>>67611855
>OHHHH HE'S GOING FOR A TAIL LOCK
>THAT TAIL CHOKE IS IN DEEEP
>>67611852
>All those submission to strikes
wew
Any Paige Sletten fight fans on?
>>67611754
it probably died
>>67610729
>losing to a giant rat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGsFdh1SPOA
i cant imagine myself ever submitting to strikes, how can someone be such a pussy?
>>67612027
It did die.
Australia is a shitty place full of shitty people who do shitty things.
>>67612089
You ever been to Serbia?
>>67612089
pretty sure thats relatively not true
>>67612089
some guys beating animals exist probably almost everywhere I heard most aussies are ok a little rough around the edges maybe
>>67612065
What about a chin, in your fucking eye?
>>67610607
What is it with you and animals, anon?
>>67612249
THICK
>>67611855
>>67611981
>THERE'S THAT OBLIQUE WAG AGAIN
is posting animal cruelty a rule violation?
>>67612212
>submission by "chin in the eye"
lmao
>>67612351
It is. That's why I only post cute kittens.
>>67612396
why are they killing their own kind
>>67612633
Did you know a male lion who takes over a pride will kill all the previous male's kittens?
>>67612395
apparently it's a legit Jiu Jitsu technique lmaoooooo
banned in most MMA organisations tho
>>67612633
>>67612672
and by kittens I mean cubs
>>67612633
He's a manlet
How can "she" be beaten?
>>67610522
thank you for this
>>67610522
>there's that double-tepe plum clinch, joe
>>67612672
Female lions actually give birth to cubs away from the pride, they wait a while before introducing the cubs to the pride.
If there is a change in hierarchy and the cubs are young enough and not found out they will actually have sex with the new male lions, go away and reintroduce the old cubs as part of the new male lion cubs.
This is because it costs a lot of energy to be pregnant and give birth and the female lion is already having offspring with the first litter and having a new litter would cost a lot of energy and brings a lot of dangers.
>>67612633
Lions don't see cats as their own kind, obviously.
>>67609854
Great OP pic, OP.
find me a better chin than this
protip: you can't
how many bongs till first fight? also i don't know a lot of UFC but i want to put my predictions for the prediction-rogan guy
>>67612733
dont let "her" get too close
>>67610919
>brazilian
>boys
nevar
>>67612733
female version of demian maia via grapplingfest
i don't think werdum should get an immediate rematch. his two best wins were thanks to being acclimated to high altitude.
if cain can get past a gatekeeper like browne then i think the cain vs werdum rematch for number one contender after overeem sounds fair.
>>67612733
She looks like the default female fighter from the new game.
>>67613023
Miocic vs Cain or Miocic vs Browne would both be pretty spicy.
But Stipe vs. Al before all else
>>67613037
she looks like a mexican grandmother who spent her tax refund on botox and lip injections.
t. mexican with a hawt grandma
>>67612918
as i said, hes training with the diaz and he has already mastered the secret granite chin technique
after he learns how to actually fight he will be unstoppable
>>67613063
if stipe is actually an active champion and doesn't pull out of a fight every other time he'll be my HW boy even if he plows through gatekeepers with two fight win streaks
>>67613071
She looks like female Kurt Angle
>>67612709
I was trying to get this response
>>67613023
If that happens we will see the next title fight for hw in like 2 years.
Have reem fight for the title if you have a title eliminator miocic won't get to fight in 2 or more years.
>>67612918
I liked this fight
>>67611172
hue is almost looking like a lady now that she's off the gas
>>67613259
envious?
>>67613135
Problem with HWs is that dudes that size aren't really meant to
A) exist
B) compete/train at their level
Hopefully he can mitigate his training so he doesn't shred his body.
>>67610876
Teppu looks goofy as fuck
Why can't we get a mostly realistic mma manga like ippo is for boxing.
>>67612918
who was this?
jon jones should just grab the hw title after he destroys the fat manlet and defend it once every three years to properly destroy the division
no hw deserves to hold a belt
>>67613334
oh ya: she looks and sounds manlier than i ever will
>>67613336
without a shitload of steroids that is
Cub Swanson is a fun fighter that does not get the credit he deserves
Why are people praising Stipe? He spent the whole fight running away from Werdum and trying to avoid any actual fighting before clipping Werdum with a flukey sucker punch. If there was a good ref in there he would have warned Stipe after about 30 seconds of running away and maybe even deducted a point if he continued.
>>67613362
trinaldo vs. some hawaiian
>>67612930
p-pls respond
>>67613334
im happy renan barao is moving up to featherweight - that weight cut was getting nasty. Good for the little dude!!
>>67613448
what fight are you talking about?
>>67613355
>realistic
>ippo
lol
Ippo was nice but it was just typical shonen.
As I said, check out Meguru, it's the most realistic manga you will get about MMA. The mangaka even goes as far as explaining every little fight move and thing that happens around the MC.
>>67613562
Our one homie
Is Stipe the champion we deserve?
anime talking is worse than cuck talking imo
out of my thread you fucking weeabo shits
>>67613642
i'm gonna keep ducking you m8, don't worry
>>67613683
this desu, what's wrong with all of you nigs go for a run stop watching child cartoons
>>67613683
this is literally a place for anime fans to talk about sports
Werdum Stipe can be attributed to fluke.
He won because Werdum did something pretty dumb.
>>67612212
I submitted a few bjj guys by putting my elbow in their eye socket and then putting my weight on it.
It's bullshit as fuck move but it works.
>>67613806
This is literally not
It's a place to talk about sports on a website originally created to talk about animes
Most of us here are above 12 and therefore don't watch animes
>>67613845
If cups aren't allowed would """accidentally""" resting your knee on their balls while in their guard be a legitimate strategy?
>>67613868
Anime website.
>>67613868
i think you'd be surprised
>>67613868
do you think a 12 years old virgin would understand cowboy bebop or evangelion?
>>67613897
No. Groin attacks are illegal. Doesn't matter if it's a kick, punch or a handjob.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCdsEQGSB-8
post your walkout music
>>67613984
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mO_u-EkJZ8E
>>67613984
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAJTeCJ7NG0
>>67613984
https://youtu.be/d_aQgmFXRYI
>>67613933
>TKO (Handjob)
>>67613868
most people here watch or have watched anime at some point in his life, you are in an original created anime board
>>67614368
Yeah but then we got laid and grew out of puberty
Thinking of setting up a page where we can watch old cards together with a chatroom, anyone interested? I have every UFC/Pride/Strikeforce/WEC card
>>67614477
do it la
>>67614368
Not everyone is as pathetic as you
>>67614477
could be fun
>>67614477
do it
>>67614477
You mean like taima ?
so did the guy who punched matt brown get his ass kicked by matt browns coaches?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JS4Nao7MUSQ
>>67614547
>>67614553
>>67614592
Working on it now, yeah similar to taima, but I'll stream cards and we can vote on what to watch etc.
It's up on cytube right now, just go on cytube and the the channel is called heemstream
I can't add links here but I'll do it in a picture give me 2 minutes
>>67614592
hopefully without the gay ass gifs
Rockhold vs jacare 2 will be spicy
>>67614655
Ok noice m8
>>67614614
it was his ex coach
>>67613984
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYDbK6km2eI
So who do you all have in McGeary vs Davis?
>>67614691
his ex coach punched him then got his ass kicked? lmao
daily reminder to be
very careful
Okay join, currently playing UFC 1 as a test.
Remember to use adblock to avoid any shitty pop ups.
>>67614769
aww so cute
>>67614700
took me a while to realise it actually wasn't english
>>67614812
thats the fun thing about nig music
>>67610729
what kind of choke is this?
>>67614836
Conor would probably like it desu
>>67614769
good shit, get in here lads
Schaub and Callen are on the mma hour tomorrow.
>>67614368
>most people here watch or have watched anime at some point in his life
sad
Will Sean Strickland beat Tom Breese?
>>67614847
Reverse anaconda famalam
The face meme will never end
>the dead silence in the arena when Werdum faceplanted into the canvas
wew
>>67614769
>this kills the /heem/
Her real name is paige sletten, why has she lied to us this entire time?
>>67615858
"Sletten" means "whores" in dutch
>>67615790
prevents shitposting too
>>67615858
so people might wonder if she is silvio dante's daughter
>>67610075
wow, hacks really pushing that one hard.
They should just make Jacare vs Romero II
>>67615986
I thought she had good parents, why did they literally create her brother who is a child molester?
>>67616059
Jacare vs Romero is one of the biggest robberies of the last few years.
The only possible results were a draw or Jacare wins, because there's no way that Romero won either of the last two rounds.
>>67616173
takbir b rother
>>67616173
do you think they would feel like asses if they were suddenly capable of realizing that what they believe in is as fake as the easter bunny?
>>67616059
Jacare deserves a shot, and since we all know Rockhold will be the champ, they can hype their Strikeforce fight..
Will Rico ever fight in the ufc?
>>67616261
proibably not. bellator will snatch him up because he still wants to kickbox. he makes a decent amount from knocking out heavyweight bums
>>67616173
Brother Dean would delete Khabibs chin into oblivion
Plz Dana make it happen
>>67615742
literally into the trash it goes
Can we all agree that giving Vitor the Jacare fight was piss poor matchmaking and that Vitor shouldn't be allowed near another top 5 MW for the rest of his career
>>67616173
why dont slims ever smile in these photos?
>>67616942
Allah forbids happiness.
>>67616915
He knocked the current champ out cold not too long ago.
>>67617130
and now USADA knocked him out cold
>>67617130
3 years ago, when TRT abuse was still legal
>>67617130
TRT VITOR WAS A MONSTER
Vitor Belfort vs. Nick Diaz in the works
>>67617602
t. jeremy botter
>>67617602
No it isn't, Zane.
https://youtu.be/wG0LphY01Iw
@9:30
What did he mean by this?
>>67616915
they'll give vitor a bloated WW can to salvage his drawing power in brazil and he'll act like it puts him in line for a title shot.
>>67617773
I honestly wouldn't be surprised if he used this site
>>67612733
By way of Holly Holm heeming her?
>>67614614
Stuff like this usually ends up with someone pullig a gun.
So it was americans vs a bunch of richie Curitiba kids.
at least I'm not in brazil
>>67618434
>ends up with someone pulling a gun
No, you guys can be much more creative than that.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2357453/Brazilian-referee-beheaded-Angry-fans-head-stake-stabbing-player.html
>>67614769
is this working still?
https://youtu.be/Eldg6AMskJ4
>>67618946
I wish I was so rich I could talk out my ass and no one would say anything.
>>67619051
>t-there's no way him and c-c-conor are fighting!
>it's n-not gonna fucking h-happen!
>>67618863
>Maranhão
Yeah, that is one of the states this shit might happen. I heard it's like syria up there.
They are irrelevant though, pulling guns in street rumbles isnt that alien to me tough.
>>67609854
Lol no American is beating two banjos anytime soon lad, the reign of the favela frankenstein is far from finished.
>>67612733
by not letting her fight in a made-up weight class against hand-picked random women
make her cut from steroidweight to fight 135ers and see how long her record holds up
>>67619134
conor is on a UFC contract, if they want to ice him indefinitely they absolutely could, conor learned the hard way you can't call the shots against the UFC
>>67619168
>Lol no American is beating two banjos anytime soon lad
this may be true
>the reign of the favela frankenstein is far from finished
but this is fucking retarded
>>67619198
>make her cut down super hard to fight women who cut to 135 anyway
Top jej. 145 or a catchweight of 140 would be no problem for any 145 fighter.
>>67619168
Eddie Alvarez is going to win it in a split decision.
>>67619249
>got meme'd on by cowboy
>barely scraped a win over Melendez
>barely scraped a win over Pettis
Yeah Dos Anjos is going to literally maul him, he's better than him at everything.
>>67619273
>he doesn't think dana would be cool with the face of the company getting that publicity
>>67619283
You're right, I forgot about Khabib. Aside from him no one else has a chance though, and Khabib fights so rarely anyway.
>>67609854
be careful OP
>>67619353
The UFC don't want a fighter to be the face of the company, they want the brand to be bigger than anything else.
>>67619381
>Aside from him no one else has a chance though
>>67619273
>contracts are impossible to get out of
>>67619353
Counting that he's gonna fight Nate in his next UFC fight, that would make 3 loss in a row, Dana will never allow that.
>>67619506
>Nate will win the rematch
>tfw I heemd every here
Glad to have some peace and quiet around here without you nancies yapping about
>>67620033
everyone's busy watching fights in stream
Join in.
>>67609996
Yup, all the meme fighters have been slayed.
Thank God.
Hated every single one of them.
>>67620050
link
>>67620134
ufc.tv
>>67620134
cytu be/r/heemstream
>>67614769
Why was it deleted?
>>67620108
>Hated every single one of them
is joe really scared of cyborg
http://wrestlingnews.co/cm-punk-reportedly-not-progressing-with-mma-ufc-debut-in-doubt/
>CM Punk Reportedly Not Progressing With MMA, UFC Debut In Doubt?
>He has done live sparring at Roufusport in Milwaukee and there have been all kinds of rumors going around about the sparring sessions but the one thing that is certain is that he has not fared well
>We’ve known for months that Punk’s first fight would be against Mickey Gall and when/if he fights, the expectation is that Gall would probably run through him.
kek
praise our new white overlord
>>67620326
Seriously has anybody been rocked harder this year? KO of the year so far.
>>67620225
because linking to there is against the rules
>>67620240
WWE-like personalites Ronda and Conor in it for the fame and money, nothing else. If they were actual fighters, real fighters, they would have leapt back at their chances to fight again, yet both ran off and hid like babies, sulking and licking their ego wounds.
PVZ is not a fighter. She's a dancer.
Sage is a model.
They were all memes created by Dana to grab causal interest. They are marketing gimmicks.
You think Ronda will ever step into a ring with Cyborg at 140?
You think Conor will ever step into a ring with Frankie or RDA?
Keep dreaming.
It bothers me that nobody is talking about Maia complete domination on Brown.
The only other fighter that did that was Hendricks.
Matt Brown is no fucking joke.
>>67620493
>PVZ is not a fighter. She's a dancer.
>
>Sage is a model.
I HATE THEM BECAUSE THEY'RE WHITE AND BLOND AND PRETTY HURR DURR
>>67620505
Too bad Maia is an HGH abuser
This is actually a nice punch desu
Nice one boreball
https://twitter.com/RKalland/status/731972828443082756
>>67620531
>Pretty
>>67620463
>January 2nd
>>67620493
>i hate them because they're popular!
>they remind me of my high school bullies!
>>67620531
sage isn't blond
paige is dyed
and she's not white or pretty
>>67620466
Since when? Point me to the rule famalamdimdam
>>67620559
sleepy
>>67613984
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4GXNzom6ik
BLEEEED
>>67620585
i don't know i'd guess it falls under rule 9
It's a tad ironic that a sports who's best athlete is a woman has so many sexist fans.
>>67620580
The sad part is you actually make a good argument about Conor and Ronda.
Then you go full moron about Sage and PvZ
Then again good points about Conor and Ronda
He's coming back boys
>>67620648
>who's
It's "whose" mate.
>>67620666
neither paige or sage have their natural hair color that's literally fact
sage is a good looking guy, paige isn't but that's subjective
>>67620693
BASED SCHAUB
>>67620699
That's not a word in America
>>67620493
>If they were actual fighters, real fighters, they would have leapt back at their chances to fight again
Conor literally did you muppet. Agree about Ronda though.
>>67620693
Hope he gets heemed by a can
>>67620570
He didn't hit the deck like Werdum did though.
>>67620648
>best athlete is a woman
this one?
>>67612918
Turns out weed is a PED and makes you unKOable
>>67620752
post it for us to compare
>>67620783
WHAT IF
Ronda's next fight was Cyborg at 140
>>67620817
even when sober apparently
>>67612918
lol pillowfisted
Whose the second toughest guy in here?
>>67620693
Alright
how does schaub fair in bellator heavyweight division?
https://twitter.com/BrendanSchaub/status/731728308505714688
>Paige, Sage, Ronda, Conor all BTFO
>still talked about more than most other fighters
>>67620906
Bad, gets heemed in his first fight.
>>67620906
oh good more money for his wife to take from his dumbass
>>67620927
tbf there's not a lot to be hyped about these days
200 looks nothing special
199 is nice but nothing more
No exciting prospect
I can talk about Duquesnoy and how he'll be double weight champion in the UFC before 2018 if you want
>>67620751
>>67620944
Argentina out for schaubs blood
Heem FC 2's main event ?
>>67620906
Which female exec is he fucking to not get cut from Fox
>>67620967
>tbf there's not a lot to be hyped about these days
goof
Schaub would tear through bellator. Would love to see him heem fedor.
>>67620967
>No exciting prospect
casual detected
>>67620978
>female
>>67620974
I'm tired of his bullshit.
It's time for him to die on the cage, out of respect.
>>67620988
>>67620997
I'm listening m8s
>werdum forgets everything about fighting
>gets heem'd
>crowd goes mild
>i'm a world champ
HW division is a fucking joke senpai.
>>67621021
>werdum forgets everything about fighting
watch his older fights he does that a lot
>>67613916
Dude, I watched Eva as a 14 year old virgin and understood it just fine.
When will cowboy get his shit together?
>>67621042
He does, but usually when he already has his rhythm and he is dominating, then he reaches.
Doesn't mean it's a good thing.
>>67621021
hw division has no reason to still exist after usada
>>67621055
forgot pic
>>67620967
>Cyborg finally in UFC
>Werdum, fucking Werdum was champ, and Overeem might be at some point this year
>Carwin saying he'd make a comeback
>Buakaw training in a cage
>Maia continues to be a munster
>Nate
>not a lot to be hyped about
For sure stop drinking the UFC marketing koolaid
>>67620967
>tbf there's not a lot to be hyped about these days
Shit I'm hype as fuck for Rockhold/Weidman 2 t b h
>>67621021
>crowd goes mild
You realise they were in Brazil
>>67621019
Every fight in the UFC is worth your attention and you should be hype for every card. The Ultimate Fighting Championship contains the elite of the elite and you have the privilege of watching them go at each other inside the octagon. Don't be telling me there's nothing interesting ye, we still have our fightan and maybe some of the mandrama type stars have died down, but a lot of divisions are still going stronk and there's healthy competition. Besides, after one star falls another usually rises anyway
>>67621103
I'm hype because Weidman is MY BOY but I think I'm even more hype to see Cruz back in the Octagon. That nigga is a joy to watch
>@joerogan
>We're doing a @UFC @GLORY_WS wrap up show tomorrow at 12noon w @BrendanSchaub & @bryancallen
https://twitter.com/joerogan/status/731953432848781312
>>67621117
Yes
>>67621151
what do you like about weidman, unironically
>>67621175
will joe and crew react to 198
who will get the most motherfuckers
>>67621101
>Cyborg finally in UFC
meh, if she continues to only fight at catchweight I don't really see the point. If she can get down to 135 ? Now we talkin
>Werdum, fucking Werdum was champ, and Overeem might be at some point this year
Don't care about Werdum, but I must admit I'd like to see Reem with a belt. Long shot tho
The rest I just plain don't care
>>67621120
kek, have a you
>>67621184
delete this.
>>67621184
he's a family man
No lie Miocuck is probably the worst champion the UFC has ever had. Legit no one cared about him winning the championship. Yes he is worse than Hendricks ever was. He beat who? Fabricio Werdum. A guy who got lucky as fuck against Fedor. Fedor was killing his ass until he got lucky. Then he beats Cain. Keep in mind it wasn't a proper camp Cain who got fucked by the elevation. He also had a ton of injuries and surgeries at that point. And now he got beaten by Stipe Miocic, aka Stupid Miocuck aka Literal Who? He fucking sucks. He has no personality,zero charisma and isn't as entertaining as Cain,JDS,Reem or even Roy Nelson. I hope Overeem destroys him.
>>67621260
i hope someone have a heart attack and dies in a hw fight so they have a reason to close the division
>>67621253
i figured your average brit wouldn't like him
ridiculous long island pride
heavily patriotic american
very religious
loves guns
makes babies with mexicans
Overeem will beat Stipe via GnP
>>67621151
Agreed completely.
>>67610964
The channel called Submissions101 is pretty good.
>>67621349
>touching his chin
pottery
>>67621151
I'm a little worried Cruz will lose
but hey trilogy fights are always fun
>>67621448
>I'm a little worried Cruz will lose
CAN YOU IMAGINE FABER HOLDING A UFC TITLE
>>67621464
>CAN YOU IMAGINE FABER HOLDING A UFC TITLE
no
>>67621464
best champ ever
>you'll never crash at faber's place during a house party
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ctfvo1QwIgQ
when even life
what if
>lhw changed to 215 instead of 205
>lhw changed name to heavyweight
>old heavyweight cut
>>67621622
Brazil why are you so adamant on deleting the heavyweight division?
>>67621647
he's 5'7
THANK YOU BASED CYBORG
>>67621590
Fuck. He lives in a ghetto.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AREyxpTaBg0
>>67621647
because it is horrible, it was fun when we had huge athletic mass freaks fighting each other, now it is just a bunch of old fat guys that cant cut to lhw and that goofy lanklet
>>67621668
youd be surprised
>new UFC HW champ
>no one seems to give a fuck
At least Werdum bought in the Brazilians and the Pride fans.
We might actually see Dana have an aneurysm at a press conference soon
>>67621701
there are some athletic prospects who are 6'4-6'5 240-250 working their way up/into the ufc
who else did the werdum face when he rushed miocic and got knocked the fuck out
i wonder if he will ever do that silly face again
>>67621735
>american dad
>>67621735
stann is on that estonia shit
>>67621735
youd have to be a real fucking genetic freak to be athletic at 110+kg with baby cycles
probably most of these prospects you're talking about are not being tested like ufc hws are and will magically shrink when they get up there
>yfw Conor gets heemed by Nate
>>67621669
should have called her out in the octogon
>>67622111
yfw mayweather gets heemed by conor
>>67621260
>>67621306
Conor fans are legitimately the worse human beings on the planet
Sorry @colbeynorthcutt for covering your face haha
https://www.instagram.com/p/BFcovrwqGhX/?taken-by=supersagenorthcutt&hl=en
>>67622298
T-t-there's a third one ?
>>67622298
poor girl has more neck than bobbs
>>67622417
THEY'RE MULTIPLYING AT AN ALARMING RATE
>>67622298
>that neck
everything really is bigger in texas
>>67622298
>neck stole his families sexiness
>tfw Colbey is probably a very sweet girl but no one cares because of her unfortunate looks
>>67622298
colbey looks like the grey lanky cloners from star wars II
>>67622298
They're like a sitcom family.
>it is a sand snakes + daenerys episode
guaranteed
I wish i could just stop watching
>>67622889
daily reminder meera is jon's twin
>>67622889
>>67622921
i bet you like capeshit too
>>67622980
wtf why
>>67622691
seriously its like she got all the leftover genetics that Sage didn't inherit.
>>67620326
He wont even defend his belt once. Calcureem or Cain will beat him soundly.
>>67620580
Def better looking than meme rose.
>>67623071
watch Struve somehow make it to a title fight and he heems the fuck out of Stipe again.
>>67623144
oh you
>>67623071
Stipe will shatter Overeem
>>67623071
>he still spreads the Cain meme
Listen, Diego. I know you want a brown champion but he's not getting it again and he probably won't fight 5 more times in his life
>>67623189
"Let not the sins of the brother reflect upon the sister" - Tito "The Rock" Ortiz
Phil Brooks isn't progressing well.
Will Cain even make it to 200 ?
He hasn't won since 2013 and how many fights has the guy pulled out of hurt ?
>>67623298
that's why they have him up against browne.
if travis wins they can push him to the casuals
>>67623223
Crucé el rio grande nadando
Sin importarme dos riales
Me echo la migra pa´fuera
Y fui a caer a nogales
Entre por otra frontera
Y que me avientan pa´ Juarez
De ahà me fui a Tamaulipas
Y me colé por Laredo
Me disfracé de gabacho
Y me pinté el pelo güero
Y como no hablaba ingles
Que me retachan de nuevo
La migra a mi me agarró
Trescientas veces digamos
Pero jamas me domó
A mi me hizo los mandados
Los golpes que a mi me dio
Se los cobré a sus paisanos
Por Mexicali yo entré
Y san luis colorado
Todas las lineas crucé
De contrabando y mojado
Pero jamas me rajé
Y me venia al otro lado
Conozco todas las lineas
Caminos, rÃos y canales
Desde Tijuana Reynosa
De matamoros a Juarez
De piedras negras al paso
Y de agua prieta a nogales
stipe will be the HW goat and defend his belt 3 times.
>>67623323
No I mean will he even be there on fight night. Can he keep his body from breaking again?
>>67623399
i'd assume so but he's a shell of his former self.
do you guys think HW peaked with Lesar? Do you ever see it getting that interesting again or will it remain ever shallow?
If Cain stays healthy he'll reclaim the belt
>>67622691
ugly white girls in texas can always snag a mexican
>>67623409
>If pigs could fly they'd be birds
>>67610158
Miocic takedown attempts
I fucking Kekked
Tom Lawlor is cute.
CUTE
U
T
E
>>67623039
Your best bet is to stay away motherfucker
It's just one of those days
>>67623430
No theyd be flying pigs
Probably a lot leaner pork too
Its still haram though
>>67623468
I could see Luke Thomas in a Limp Bizkit cover band.
>>67623223
>I know you want a brown champion
>who are dominick cruz
>>67623408
I think its as interesting as ever
Rothwell beating JDS would've made this complete. Shame he decided to walk into every single jab he threw
>>67623408
UFC peaked with lesnar. sort of peaked again with McGoober but his hype is dying out
Can we all just take a minute to notice my glory
>tfw DJ will be undefeated at flyweight until the day he retires
>>67621735
ufc hires alot of HW talent
they just need someone who stays at HW and becomes championship material
derrick lewis seems like he plans to stay in the ufc top 10 for awhile
>>67623587
I'm 6 ft 5 and 115lbs
Once i bulk up i'll end the DJ meme
>>67623498
Luke would never be caught dead listening to the low level lecherous and odorous toadish music. He salsa dances and listens to horchata music with his wife.
>>67623605
I'd want to see it just for DJ to do a spinning kick with his rear foot on your thigh
>>67623605
hey if you can do what George Roop couldn't I will cheer for you. I'm pretty sure he was trying to fight in spooky scary skeleton weight.
>>67623607
christ what a fucking cuckold he is
>>67623649
was it autism?
>>67623408
Is he turning into some sort of sea captain?
Is arm wrestling a combat sport?
how well would this dog do in the ufc if it were a human?
>>67623702
What's wrong with being a cuck? RDA and Nate are both raising other mens children.Schaub's wife has children from other men too. Nothing wrong with it. If anything it makes you more successful.
>>67623907
It would be the next Dominick Cruz
>>67623907
It's the Ido Portal cartwheelie thing!t
https://www.instagram.com/p/BDbk-7FlJV3/
>>67623827
he's not tough enough
>>67623907
anderson silva esque in his precision
Is Joe Rogan a drug addict? Does the UFC test him?
>>67624066
He does a surprising amount of cocaine.
>>67624066
He's addicted to kettlebells and scam supplements
>>67624107
how many pillows do you guys use when you post on /heem/ in bed?
>>67624127
I'm actually posting on /heem/ from my bed right now
No pillows, just leaning on my right elbow
>>67624066
>Speaking with Rolling Stone, the 48-year-old comedian opened up a bit about how he manages to keep himself in prime condition.
>He shoots himself up with testosterone on a weekly basis — "It's what fighters get in trouble for, but, obviously, I'm not competing. I just like the idea that I'm cheating old age and death, although, you know, you can't cheat it forever"— as well as human growth hormone. If he's dragging a little, he'll pop a Nuvigil, a variant of the focus-improving drug that fighter pilots use.
>Most mornings, he preps for the day with a Vitamixed, sludgy blend of kale, spinach, celery, "a large hunk of ginger about the size of a child's thumb," four cloves of garlic, an apple and some coconut oil. Tastes like crud. "But after your body digests it," he says, "you're like, 'Whoa, we've got a lot of stuff to work with here.'"
I don't know if you consider roids a drug. Dana said he did steroids too. He said he felt like Superman. I've done cocaine,weed, and alcohol. So I don't even know how amazing the high from roids can be. He's also done weed,LSD fried Iguana brains, and meth fused Hemp Force.An Shroom Tech as in hallucinatory shroom tech
https://www.instagram.com/p/BFRzHcslJVs/?taken-by=portal.ido
>people actually pay this man money
High Energy ground and pound, Joe!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFkjq4wmYwI
So is the Heavyweight title officially dead and seen as a luck title that switches hands every other fight?
>>67624172
>meth fused Hemp Force
>>67624214
They're all just so evenly matched at HW, part of why it's such an exciting division
>>67624148
i;m posstign frim my coich
>>67624127
>Onnit Academy t-shirt
wew
>>67624306
i've been on here since 6:30 AM ET
>Overeem beats Stipe
>JDS fights Overeem for title defense
>Overeem wins
>Rothwell fights Arlovski, heems him via glass chin
>Rothwell fights Steepay, heems him with a well timed counter
>Overeem fights Werdum, wins via glass chin
>Rothwell gets title shot
>Heems Overeem again, becomes champion
>yfw
>>67624179
>>67623996
Daily reminder
>there is an MMA fighter called Ido Pariente
>also known as the Hebrew Hammer
>Pariente is from Israel
>Pariente is Hebrew
>Pariente in English translated from Hebrew means Portal
>Portal has no degrees in physio.medicine,kinesiology,biomechanics,etc as "movement" is not officially recognized by any nation or medical board
>anyone can learn mewment
>good goys like Conor,Gabi,Conduit promote mewmenet shekel free
>some of the goys on /heem/ also train mewment 3x a week
I'm trying to wake you. Google this stuff. I'm not trolling.
>>67624325
oy vey, keep quiet goy and i'll give you a few shekels
>>67624325
oyyy veeeyyyy
>>67624322
thank you for your service O_O7
>>67624362
freedom isn't free
>people think the Jews aren't keeping MMA down
>meanwhile Tim Kennedy is legitimately running around the world trying to kill Hitler
>>67624325
lol a guy i grew up with runs a mewvent gym. he teaches ''''''''''''''''parkour''''''''''''' to kids he certainly doesn't have any degrees
i remember about 15 years ago when he broke his leg when we were jumping around a parking garage though
>>67624325
This man will never be my goy.
>>67624429
>that legends of the hidden temple set
>>67624456
parkour is the most underrated aspect of MMA
Look at Anthony Pettis' win over Benson Henderson
>>67624172
I'd imagine being on the sauce would mean that everything you do physically is better, weights are lighter you jump higher your dick is harder it would be amazing. Imagine you on your best day and then make that 10% more and every day.
>>67624457
he isn't your goy, you're his goy
>>67624539
He'd have won that fight without the Shotwime Kick knockdown
>>67624429
>you will never run
there are 3 people who post on /heem/ and all three of them are me
>>67624539
Agreed. See the thing is that UFC fighters aren't creative. It's the guys who do shit out of the norm who succeed. There are a ton of martial arts or disciplines someone could master and be successful with.
>Veganism
>bodybuilding
>crossfit
>parkour
>Krav Maga (very deadly, get access to the #very #rare Kill of the Night bonus)
>Rex Kwon Do
>Tai Chi
>Filipino Slap Boxing
>BMX
>Technical brawling
Mastering any of these would improve your BJJ 100x
>>67624127
what muscle group is he working out here exactly
>>67624627
Say that to my face and I'll heem you
>>67624552
Also you don't get rundown from your wrokouts. So you can push yourself to 100% literally every single day as long as you train smart.
>>67610104
Conor will be stripped when he violates his contract for UFC 202 or 203, by either failing to make an agreed weight or by failing to do press because he won't make agreed weight.
Cap this
>>67624671
NEW
>>67624654
>wrokouts
>>67624644
I would heem the shit out of me
>>67624127
why is dis nigga obsessed with kettlebells
>>67611734
That post usada belly fuck man have some self respect
>>67624640
He is activating his CNS.
>>67624702
Because they're the best way to get healthy and fit. Activate your CNS,PNS,Motor System and all that good shit. No other weight can do that.
>>67624429
HEY SCOTTY YOU SEEN HITLER?
>>67624702
because he's a walking meme
>>67612733
Holm is the literal answer. Much better boxer, kicks to slow her down, grind out a win, next shell be trying to make Travis have her babies
>>67624728
He's always looked like that
>>67612918
What a chin
Now if he could fight he'd be decent
>>67624763
top kek
>>67624267
>HW division
>Exciting
One punch connects and it's over
>>67623907
gain a lot of hype by winning a fight by jumping on the cage and kicking the other dog, then constantly lose fights after that
>>67624127
how you want your rotator cuff senpai
>>67613441
>force werdum to play your game instead of his
>win
... Don't you have some praying to Mecca to do or something bongistani?
>>67614750
Very careful to avoid having more than one fight per decade?
>>67622298
That bitch can deep throat for sure
>>67623144
Nah dude, I would toaster strudel her shaved head.
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